SMOSH Assassin's Creed 3 Song [MUSIC VIDEO]
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 25 ต.ค. 2012
- AC4 MUSIC VIDEO: • SMOSH ASSASSIN'S CREED...
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●LYRICS●
How many fools can I kill today?
Too many to count, don't get in my way
I shoot a mofo in the throat with my bow
Tomahawk chop is my death blow
Freedom fightin' machine, big-ass hatchet in hand
Why'd you have to kill my bros? I'm-a slash your face, man
I'm a very skilled assassin killin' dudes in ones and twos
Blood flowin' like a river, need a box of tissues
When I'm huntin', I be stuntin', you can never find me
In the bushes, in the hay stacks, in your mother's laundry
Watch me comin', free runnin', up the walls like a boss
What you lookin' at, bitch? Taste my tomahawk chop!
How many fools can I kill today?
Too many to count, don't get in my way
I shoot a mofo in the throat with my bow
Tomahawk chop is my death blow
From Boston to NY, always up to no good
Don't know how I can see out this big-ass hood
Walkin' through the crowds touchin' you on the back
Using my hidden blade for a secret attack
Jumpin' off of giant buildings like I was a super man
Use your momma as a meat shield every time that I can
Take a break from the war to hunt for some meat
What? A man's gotta eat...
How many fools can I kill today?
Too many to count, don't get in my way
I shoot a mofo in the throat with my bow
Tomahawk chop is my death blow
Up first in the verse feel the clack of wooden teeth
Bread and butter, lift the covers and you'll find the fu**in' heat
Revolution I lead, with the world I got beef
I dig my wigs powdered, wear boxers- I don't wear briefs
You can't step up to me and my gang
Horse and carriage, drive bys, bullet in the chamb'
Ridin' over your clique like the Delaware, son
I'll get my face on that dollar before this sh*t's done
How many fools can I kill today?
Too many to count, don't get in my way
I shoot those mofos in the throat with my bow
Tomahawk chop is my death blow
...
This video is extra special to us, so we went all-out this time and got a ton of help from our amazing friends:
●CREDITS●
Produced & Directed by Ian Hecox, Anthony Padilla & Ryan Todd
Music Produced by Peter de Leon & Ryan Todd
Mixed by Peter de Leon
Written by Ian Hecox, Anthony Padilla & Ryan Finnerty
Assistant Director - Frank Cosgriff
Cinematographer - John Alexander Jimenez
Assistant Camera - Phil Mohr, Ivan Harder
Makeup & Wardrobe - Paula Barkley
Asst. Wardrober - Felicia Gomez
Connor Costume - Jackie Goehner
Key Grip/Gaffer - Kerry Sweeney
Grip/Electric - Jon Hooker, Lee Eisenhower
Set Designer - Edward Duffy
Scenic - Lynn Malmburg
Set design PA - Lynne Perry, Nathan Bruner, Jon Hooker, Peter Van Dyke
Art Director - Patrick Egan
Set Dresser - Heidi Boucher
Art PA - Karl Mollohan
Post-production Supervisor - Ryan Finnerty
Editors - Anthony Padilla, Michael Barryte, Ryan Todd
CG & Effects - Michael Barryte & Sney Noorani
Assistant Editor - Justin Dailey
DIT & Colorist - Mike Burton
Key Production Assistant - Brad Westerbeck
Production Assistant - Rachel Behrmann
Casting - Julianne Gabert
●CAST●
Connor Kenway - Anthony Padilla
George Washington - Ian Hecox
British General - Keenan Johnston
Benjamin Franklin - Steven Sommers
General's Mother - Maggie Adair Upton
Angry Commoner - Ernesto S. Bustos
Dancing British Soldier - Travis S. Zeiler
Arrow to the neck soldier - Lee Eisenhower
Ax to the face soldier - Elyjah Wibur
British Guards
Alan D. Beck, Ricky Borba, David Chernyavsky, Dan Fagan, K.C. Farrell, Keith Lowell Jensen, Jason A. Manoogian, Zachary Peters
Common Folk
Paula Barkley, Dan Beard, Telly "Leatherface" Blackwood,Sean Boncato, Bob Casper, Sheryl Casper, Robyn Colburn,Christa Cranmer, Kathleen DeVries, Scot Free, Lauryn Gardner,Pryor Hudson, Josephine Longo, Krystina Mae, Gary Pannullo,Ken Pohl, Christa Quinn, West Ramsey, Tanner Robinson,Gillian Tarkington, Dawn Towle, La Tasha Yvette
Dance Choreographer - Joshua Comprendio
Colonial Dancers
Danny Abdon, Green (Chris Gaskell), Cali Kid (Rex Feliciano),jmocak (Jerel Mascarinas), Nitda Cee (Wanitda Chotisen), Candace Roybal
●Special thanks●
The City of Placerville & Kathleen Dodge with the El Dorado Film Commission
The Carry House Hotel
Jim Davies at Shadow Ridge Ranch
...
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10 years later and this still slaps
it does..
Indeed
Hopefully someday Ian and Anthony makes a sequel to the smosh movie
Frrrr
Indeed
Heard the news that Ian and Anthony own smosh again. Immediatley had to come back to this song. Smosh is back!
Same here!!
hell yeah
Same!!!
Great minds think alike
Great as always
Reminiscing on my childhood. Song is still sick
Make a scary video about Assassin Creeds.
Ayyy you’re here
Dude literally me too wtf ☠️ how are we both here
Small world.
hi scaretheater
Ian's verses always slaps fr 🔥🔥
How many blunts can I smoke today 🔥🔥
@@deadlybasilisk74don't got time to count I'm playing 2k
Fr😂
Haven’t heard this in over 6 years but I still know every word 😂
Same dude, old smosh was so great
Ye
Just saw it and thought the same shit
Sameee
Lol same
This video has aged like fine wine
Agreed
Well said
No it hasn’t lmao
2nd grade
Jisha Vikas Make a non generic comment you sheep
This song still slaps 10 years later
Hi
Real
Will never forget my mom explaining what MoFo meant because I was singing this in Walmart 💀
fr i remember asking my dad what a mofo meant
Nah this is crazy cuz it was the same for me except it was in ShopRite😭😭
I remember singing this in school and my friend threatened to tell the teacher that I swore for saying mofo😭😭
My family cussed a lot so I already knew what that meant lol😅
8 years later and it's still good
Man it’s been 8 years it felt like yesterday tbh...I was thinking about this like it was yesterday
Yep
it was never good and somebody is breaking my door open
*the best
True
I was 12 when this came out, now at 20 and I refuse to believe I’m that old and it’s been that long.
Dang good ole days
I was 14, now I'm 22 😭
I was 6 when this came out, and now I’m 15. Wish I could go back.
@@Zilicon same brother
Same bruh I've just turned 21 3 weeks ago fuck man I miss being a child
This ad for Assassins Creed 3 has no business going this hard. 1000 years later and it still slaps.
After watching Ian and Anthony talk about this video and the behind the scenes I had to come listen to it again!
Almost 2022 and I still see myself returning to this masterpiece
same
me too buddy
Same
Yep
Preach
10 years ago, and I still come back knowing everything like it only happened yesterday
Lmaoo me too
Same lol
I still hear this in my head every few months out of nowhere and revisit this. classic
but it was yesterday... right??
This makes me sad... the good old days, they didn't last
Good to be back, still know the entire song
10 years have passed yet this song is still a masterpiece
Frfr
back when 9yo me was vibing to this song with 0 worries in my head
Right in the feels
so true
Bruh u were young but i was younger i was like 4 or 5
@@tomurashigaraki9852 same
I thought this vid was so badass back then.
i feel bad for the kids nowadays. they missed out on the greatest era of the internet.
yeah im one of them
For real... I remember watching halo videos and you used to be able to rate videos by the stars.... crazy when I was around when fred was big
On god this era was something i’m proud to say i lived through
Fr I know I had a good childhood because I would watch smosh for over 9 years
Facts
No sponsors or ads. Completely original, WELL MADE content, and all feeling like they enjoyed making it. I miss THIS youtube
This is a literal sponsor/ad
It is a sponsored video and the original idea that the sponsor had was awful which is a rap battle so it’s amazing that the smosh duo able pull this off
Been 11 years, old smosh days was something else man
The world started falling apart after Anthony left
So tru
@@thesaviors4958 I miss the old smosh 😰
The reason he left is because of the stupid company
CazToons what happened(
Yes, because Anthony left Smosh is the reason China created a plague that spread and killed thousands of people.all over the world
This era of Smosh and youtube will never return which makes me sad.
Damn bro hits hard
Fuck you, now Im upset
@@haybale4150 Sorry
My reaction to that is literally your profile picture of Tobey maguire screaming
@@RedemptionWolf same bro...
I couldn’t get this song stuck out of my head so I had to listen to it for ole times sake ❤
Coming back to this after their new show together and godddd it really goes so hard
Same
The good old days
I miss these days man
Things seemed so much simpler then.
Would give everything to live this era once again
i still remember watching this video when im a kid lol
Missing these old days
I miss when this was the coolest thing ever
noah chastelaine still is
noah chastelaine now it would be seen as cringe
@@CAESAR-yj6ms naw, it's too nostalgic to be seen as cringe
I remember when this came out life was so much easier
It Still Is
10 years later and Ian's rap verse still gives me goosebumps
this song promoted the game more than ubisoft could ever do
Got me wondering if this actually was sponsored by ubisoft
I bought the game because of this sht. It was legit fun and amazing video. Man i miss old youtube 2011-14.
@@kaspar8184 crazy thing it wasn't sponsored by ubisoft
@@Tate525 same 😭😭
I’m ur 1k like
It also makes me really happy to see Smosh's old audience all grown up and back here watching the OG videos
Turned 19 the same month this was created. Feel very proud hahah
I was 8 years old when I watched this, good times!
i’m literally only 13 rn i was really really young when i watched their videos 😫
I was 12 when this came out, I’m about to be 21
Turning 21 next month, still a banger
So many memories man. This was peak TH-cam
Unironically goes hard af
Even 10 yrs after the fact.
Bro this is so nostalgic. Back when TH-cam was really good
Fr TH-cam is so boring now days
fucking shoves 50 ads every 10 fucking seconds
Yeah
Literally was listening to this while playing AC3 Remastered😂
TH-cam has been always trash, you just remember the good stuff
lol i really just stopped back by for nostalgia and damn i still know all the words
Random verified dude here
L
Bruh same
This was my jam back in the days
Same
This was genuinely my childhood
This is sooo nostalgic
I'm be honest
This music video promoted Ac3 better then Ubisoft did
Fr watching this makes me want to buy the game
Less bugs too
This is what made me look at the game back then. I ended up buying it and now it's my favorite ac game
This video is better than AC3. I beat the game with all the basic gear and never played it after.
@@xxsimonsxx7907 not really, ac3 is a great underated game however the game doesn't have replay value unless you didn't do the homestead missions
Don't mind me, I'm just re-visiting my childhood
Arctic Games same
Same here
Arctic Games same
Same i feel it in my heart♥️
same bro
SMOSH, Tobuscus, Pwediepie, Ryan Higa, Filthy Frank.....man, what a glorious time it was to be a kid with internet access back in those days.
100 million views and still underrated
It’s physically hurts that smosh isn’t like this anymore.
Your right bro I miss the old days
The audience of these videos is aful though, I don't miss the 5 year olds
True but still they were amazing
Smoosh? It’s smosh
The dude yeah
Better Times 😭
First reply
Second 😥
3rd and fax
4th and fax
Fifth 😭, i miss Smosh so fu*king much
I can't believe this song is what Lin Manuel-Miranda sighted as his inspiration for Hamilton. What a journey
"Dont cry because its over, smile because it happened"
- Dr.Seuss
At ease with the cheese 🥺
That quote is so overrated
nah it’s dr seuss
Bluedragon967 yeah the suess said this lmao
@Connor Bower no dr seuss wrote the quote
Good old days...
Çegevera 👍🏻👌🏻
You S.T.A.L.K.E.R?
Çegevera yup...
Çegevera ikr
Olivia Allen Говорю понял
My childhood was great.
Real
Real
11 years later and it’s still going hard
im hard as f
These lyrics sounded more complex when i barely knew english
Fr dude I’m getting hardcore flashbacks.. I remember listening to this song while playing with my assassins creed action figures
yeah really thought it was more lyrical when i was 6
Yeah right. I tought it was a masterpiece. Anyway miss the old smosh.
@@isakito1997 it is a masterpiece tho
Yoooo saaaameeee
Remember when it said 17 hours ago now its 6 years ago
Jahnae Halabe damn that made me cry
Ahh memories
watched it when it came out
Jahnae Halabe time goes by fast shits crazy
I’m ashamed of my generation. I sincerely apologize for these 9 year olds with Fortnite and not growing up with Smosh, Tobuscus, and Pewds when he would play things like Happy Wheels. (I’m 12 but I still have to apologize for what youtube has become.)
Who else is here from the smoshcast flashback episode? Had to come back and listen to this masterpiece
Fun Fact: Ian and Anthony said that the guy in 3:30 is actually the guy in 0:45
not so fun its just a fact
When you Can remember the lyrics word for word
*IM STILL WORTHY*
lmao i love this
Lmaoo me tooo
Yes
Sad that you had to steal someone else’s comment on a older smosh vid
Same my boy
When TH-cam was fun to watch
Facts
Still is.
@@wasabimir952 no and yes because with all the new rules they have make it not fun to watch but some TH-camrs are still fun to watch
@@wasabimir952 *flashback of ninja*
Fact
11 years later and still hitting hard
Still here. Gonna be here.
“Feel the clack of wooden teeth”
Such a hard line
Bullet in the chamb’ arguably better
the fact that ive had this whole song memorized- WHAT
I used to in Freshman year of high school because when I first heard it I liked it so much that was the only song I listened to for months.
Me too I almost memorized it
And I keep coming back every time I play assassin's creed lmao
Memories 🥺
Pinoy?
Remember when Smosh just wanted to make a funny song about Assassin's creed and accidentally made this sick beat instead?
Good times.
Neekachu Im with you man.
Ikr
TheReal GamingDog same man they really dropped in quality when they introduced a much larger regular cast and that’s nothing against them actors I just think the writers can’t handle them
@@onespicysauce6599 i dont think they have a writer anymore, most of their content are likely improv because of lack of structure, weak punchlines, etc
@@onespicysauce6599 The new crew is just so bad, I first so Smosh in 2016 or early 2017 (I think), and I actually never thought the new crew was funny, then I looked through Smosh's old vids, damn, it's such a big difference. At least I laughed on the old Smosh, the new one? heck no, it's shitty. And I'm so sad what happen to Ian now, he's not like how he was when he made videos with only Anthony.
11 years later and this Song is still sick
Even as an adult now I be thinking about this song at work and none of my coworkers know what I’m talking about
If this song still randomly gets stuck in your head, youre a real one
Still got stuck mostly the "how many fools I kill today" and the image of Anthony eating the fucking carrots.
@@cherryhill9055 omg I dream just the whole video I can’t get it out of my head
After all these years it still fucking bops
it is
yes
Who else is the in the mood after hearing Smosh is back, Anthony And Ian made everyones childhood, glad they are back together
RIGHT! I'M SO FCKING HAPPY😂😂
Fr
Facts
We've got to get this to 100M views
@@JaykeOW doneski B-)
I miss these moments of the internet
Here after the Flashback with Smosh video!
its 2016 and i'm still enjoying this :)
me to
me to!!!!!!
X3
+Msbork I will literally always enjoy this I can see myself 20 years later watching this...😎
me too
Even if I get Alzheimer's I'll still remember this song
i
hey thats an insult towards my mom because she doesnt remember this video but I do! :D
Waryso afraid to say, but no you won’t bud
I only remember it because I started playing AC4 again two days ago, I never made it past the first hunting mission before. Not that it was hard I was just little and lost interest.
@@harryconnell6814 you missed the joke
i was 13, now 24
No one talks about how Anthony absolutely killed the vocals
Almost 8 years later and I still remember every word...damn, that hits something different
YungBean yeah
*your big dictionary*
Woah same here
Its depressing they dont make this good of content anymore
Especially because anthony left...
@@DontavionWalliqua I agree. Smosh was amazing when it was just Ian and Anthony. Maybe one or 2 others but now its abysmal
Dude same
When I was 11 I thought this was the best song ever.
Now I’m 18 and my mind hasn’t changed
Ah, I see you’re a man of culture! I still love this song even tho I’m 16.
im 18 and i still remember the day it came out
BROOO ME TOO
My older sisters introduced me to smosh when i was 8 or 9, their older videos are the best.
i bought it on my moms itunes account when it came out haha
11 years later and this still slaps!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and fire!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The song playing on my way to my 5am shift
Bruh Ian’s part is still heat till this day...
Ian killed it
@@monteparamore4568 sHuT uP
@@YoinkSipping u stfu
Yusuf Mete Oran bruh
@@lebronium. bruh
For those who only came back, welcome home boys.
Thank you
Thanks.
Thank you
Thanks my bro
Thanks
Ians verse is just so good, 11 years since i first played it and i still come back to it lmao
this is a certified hood classic
I was 13 when this came out and it was the most sick beat I've ever heard, I'm 20 now, nothing's changed
Wrong, Your age changed.
Straight up bars
i was 8, now almost 17
Yup, 20 here as well. Shits crazy
Bro
10 years later and Ian's verse still gives goosebumps 💀
FR 😭😭 i will always love this
Still know it bar for bar
Fr, i forgot it was in the song and it was my childhood all over again 😭😭
Facts!!!!
“Got my face on the dollar before this shits done” goes so hard😂
I remember being little and listening to this everyday while i played assassin's creed 3
Still gets stuck in my head years later😂😂❤
True
I miss being 10 learning the lyrics to this like my life depended on it
Nah fr💀
10 years later and I still remember all the lyrics
Same omg😭😭
Same for me it was this and black ops style
nah and i still know all the lyrics 💀💀physically cringing rn
2012 was truly the golden age of TH-cam. There weren’t big corporations all over the home page, there wasn’t nearly as much censorship as there is today, and the majority of content was overall great. I wish I could go back to the golden age of TH-cam. Thank you, Smosh, for being a great pioneer for TH-cam.
fun fact to ruin your day: Smosh was already owned by a big corporation called defy media in 2008!
@@tickking gtfo with your identity politics
@@tickking Cyberbullying doesn't exist.
fr
egg
11 years later and i still remember all the lyrics
fr this shit never gets old
@@scoopwoop2000w u
Anthony ate and left no crumbs, that hook is iconic. Ian's verse still gives me goosebumps
All TH-cam is now is just TH-camr drama and memes, this was the golden age and peak of youtube
Yeah,so true
:') I miss my childhood
@@liamchapman7461 wtf
@@AlfalfaAccess be happy that it happend as you can look back dam man in crying
Not really i got different stuff
Maybe u only get that becuase u only watch that
2012-2013 was honestly the best time to be alive. Teens and adults may have hated TH-cam back then as it was focused on younger audiences, but personally as a kid I had a blast watching PewDiePie screaming, boogie2988 raging, Zack Scott playing GTA 5 wholesomely, and most of all, Smosh making their hilarious skits and songs. Back then, Smosh actually had a budget. Nowadays, all they have to work with is ten bucks and a fart pillow.
i bought ac3 when it came out because of this video, I can't believe its been almost 9 years already 😅
yea this song promoted the game so much
Wassup I used to watch u when u had 589 subs, the growth of ur channel is so suprising, congrats bro
ngl the game was kinda shit
Same
@@TacticalGrey game was S tier
Who’s here after 11 years and still jams to this? 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
I’m back baby. This has been on my playlist but had to see the vid
It's 2012, your young again you've just got out of school and your on your way home, a notification pops up on yourz phone, it's a new video from smosh and as you walk home you take a deep breathe and smile, things were good back then
😢😢😢
They teased this shit like crazy though so I kinda expected it to come out.
Stfu
yah good time.
Yes they were...
Crazy to think that every kid who watched this back then is all grown now
I'm not I'm 14 now. Back then I was like 6. Jesus. But I still love assassin's creed and play all the games occasionally
Damn bro. I watched this when I was 12. It's crazy how time flew by so quick
I'm 18 now, I was 10
@@HappyAssassln same
@@hyperlink463 I was also 12. All these years later, I somehow remembered the lyrics to the Assassin's Creed 3 rap my JTMachinima, and that led me here. Crazy how time flies. I would have been in grade 6 at the time, and now I'm studying at University to be a primary/elementary school teacher. Crazy to think that this game and these channels are the link between my childhood memories and my life today.
11 years later still fire
Back in 2024 and still listening to this since it came out
All the memories of your childhood before you moved and don’t talk to the same people you watched smosh with
That’s too real
I feel that so hard
wow u didnt have to call me out like that 😔✊🏿
Yes
😢
me in 2012: "yo this was the sickest song"
me in 2020 about to rewatch this: "yeah it probably aged poorly"
me in 2020 after rewatching this: " BARS"
I can relate
YEAH
2077:- STONKS!!!
Same, came here after reminiscing about AC3 and checking Amazon for replicas, forgot about this banger
yess
11 years is crazy
I was lost so I needed this
this is still fire after years
This song is actually kinda lit.
No actually and not kinda it is
@@xnortheast1106 fax
Agreed
The fucking verse was god damn heat dude. “Horse and carriage drive bys, bullets in the chamb”
XNorthEast your mom left
If you're still listening to this is 2020, you had a good childhood
Still here and will always be here.
Yazan SG samw
Enough with the oh yeah yeah meme
@@toboabegunde4306 my apologies, just dont know what my picture should be
Yeah😏
I still remember my 9 year old self with my brother jamming to this the week it released, playing it over and over…
Is this that Hamilton musical I've been hearing so much about?