I lost it when Stan walked into the kitchen wearing Dorothy's robe! ROTFLMAO 😂😂 Stan: "Uh, do you mind if I use the phone?" Sophia: "You already used my daughter and you didn't ask for my permission!" #savage #nofilter
I think it's so sweet that under all the sarcasm and being savage to all of them including her own daughter, Sophia is quite protective when it calls for it. It only comes out sometimes but moments like this is when she shows her softer side. Love you, Sophia. You were the best!! RIP Estelle Getty....and the rest.
@Logia SD thank you!! Seinfeld came along later and was funny..The office was great, Mom is funny, snl has been killing lately- there are always good comedies on.’
Blanche was more concerned about her vase than her date. "Go on home you old fool". Blanche: "I'm laying there dying" she's so dramatic. Rose: Jewelers, Jewish I wonder if there's a connection. She's dumb in a funny way. 🤣
I watched this while in public and the first clip is Blanche's mace story, which has me laughing so hard, that I thought I might have to stop and watch the rest in private. LOL!
Blanche: Sophia any pieces you find, I’ll put it together Sophia: sure any pieces I’ll find (as she hides the broken pieces in the pot plant behind) 😂😂
@Logia dude It was her mother. Remember. Picture it Sicily 18.... something, something a tall olive skin woman.... Mama, not another story. Sophia come closer.....*smack* Dorothy, promise me if I ever end up like this, you'll take me out to a field and shoot me. Could you put that in writing? Dorothy, come closer.....*smack*.
I love Blanches mace story. So relatable to what i believed of me being slipped a roophie and having my first epileptic seizure and the experience i had with the Los Angeles Fire Department ( LAFD ) & Los Angeles Police Department ( LAPD ) after regaining consciousness. 😮
One of my favourite episodes is where they go to the nude resort and they show up to dinner wearing the Happy Valentine's Day signs.... The maitre d says, "Ladies we always always for dinner..." Also when they are in the store and need a price check on condoms.... Rose asks what? Dorothy says, "Condoms, Rose. Condoms." The clerk replies, "What, you just get out of prison lady?"
The mace story is too funny.... Love the bowling too with them all wearing the same outfit... "I wonder if jewellery comes from Jewish people. In Little Falls the jeweler was Jewish. Jeweler, Jewish, I wonder if there's a connection?" - Rose. "I think there's a connection between your brain and wallpaper paste." - Sophia... Lol...
I managed to live 80 81 years. I survived pneumonia 2 operations of stroke. One night I'll belch, and stable marble here will blow my head off!😃😃😃😃😁😁😁😁😂😂😂😂😂😂
Stan in Dorothy's robe.... "I guess you ladies didn't recognize me without my tupee" - Stan. "I guess that's it." - Blanche. "Do you mind if I use the phone?" - Stan. "You already used my daughter and you didn't ask my permission." - Sophia...
I really like how even though Sophia maybe tough on dorothy. She despises Stan for how he treat dorothy during their marriage. She through shade at him everytime they interact. You can tell Sophia reallly loves dorothy.
The fact that Blanche’s first reaction to the gunshot was “You shot my vase!” was hilarious in a way.
Priorities, Blanche
I KNOW RIGHT! 🍷😆😆
I totally understand her...
“Thank God, I hated that thing”😅
I love Blanche's "mace" story....hysterical! Thanks for sharing this compilation.
Paul Lamoureux and when she sprayed her face with the plant mister..
@Roberta Wilson - Oh God that was too funny! Gets herself all hot & bothered....LOL
"I was dying on the floor and the cops were harassing me!"
Oki
Paul Lamoureux I
I was bussing p.
"One night I'll belch, and stable mable here will blow my head off"
Actually in tears 😂
same
Same
Ewan’s Here she couldn’t have delivered that line any better 😂😂
☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️😅
Hahaha Same here‼️‼️‼️😂😂😂😂
"And do you know what's on the other side of that lateral fusion pipe?"
Ross: no
"MY HEAD!"
😂😂😂
I literally died with that one! 😂😂😂
She comes at her so calmly and then she finally explodes! Priceless!
My favorite one!!😅😅
“You shot my vase!”
“At least I didn’t shoot Lester.”
“I’d rather you shoot Lester.”
Lester: I’ll pass on that nightcap, Blanche.
“Oh, go on home you old fool!”
“SHE SHOT MY VASE!”
“Thank God, I hated that thing”
Just save what pieces you find Sophia! I'll glue it back together!
You bet! Whatever I find. I love that vase!
Almost 40 years later from the show's debut and the jokes still hit - COMEDY LEGEND!
"You're no good at *DISDAM* game."
😆😆😆
"I don't understand how a thermos keeps things both hot and cold." PRICELESS!!!
Ezac
Zamw36
If I ever sleep with the wizard, I'll let you know.
I always wonder about that too
@@patriciaotoole5930are serious?
Sophia: I managed to live 80-81 years...
One night I'll belch and Stable Mable here will blow my head off!
😆😆😆😆😆👏👏👏
"I wonder if jewelry comes from Jewish people" That had me dead😂
Sunny Vega “I think there’s a connection between your brain and wallpaper paste.”
@@unoriginalusername1748 that is a possibility , but who knows I could be wrong
Jeweler... Jewish...
Rose has a good point. Are we sure there is no linguistic connection?
Toys for two.
I lost it when Stan walked into the kitchen wearing Dorothy's robe! ROTFLMAO 😂😂
Stan: "Uh, do you mind if I use the phone?"
Sophia: "You already used my daughter and you didn't ask for my permission!" #savage #nofilter
Twice.
stop using golden girls for your cringe
I was reading your comment when that scene played lol
you beat me to it.
No you already using my daughter 😂😂😂😂😂😂
“THEY THOUGHT I WAS ON ANGEL DUST!!!” 00:56
I haven't heard the word "Angel dust" since the 80's! Funny though!
Oh yeah, angel dust... I’ve done so much that I had forgotten about it!
What's really Angel Dust to People???
J.G. Anderson a drug
@@pabloaulestia6310 Good to see you Dorothy lol (sounds like something she would say.)
I think it's so sweet that under all the sarcasm and being savage to all of them including her own daughter, Sophia is quite protective when it calls for it. It only comes out sometimes but moments like this is when she shows her softer side. Love you, Sophia. You were the best!!
RIP Estelle Getty....and the rest.
Sophia is my favorite
“ I think there’s a connection between your brain and wallpaper paste😭😭”
R.I.P. Betty White. 💐 She wouldve been 100 now. I imagine all the girls doing this in heaven now.
RIP
RIP all our Golden girls ❤
"I can't believe you can swing that ball pass your hip."
*[ended everything]*
Right lol you can tell Dorothy was waiting for that line lol
Manila
“You’re no good at disdam game!” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Game over😄😄😄
Totally funny
Was she trying to spell Disdain?? (I feel naked and unarmed walking into a bear cave covered in honey, but I'll do it for the laughs.)
John/Jenna Sequa knowing Sophia she put down disdam because that’s all she could put down and doesn’t really care if she wins by cheating 😆
😂the mother was so funny!
Omg, Sophia leading the ladies on a "field trip" to see Stan😂😂😂😂
I know, I can't explain it either.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Like’s some sort of animal 😂😂
"You shot my vase!" This whole scene is priceless.
"I was never once robbed or murdered while I was with Charlie!" Omg, Rose.....😂😂😂😂
🤣😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😫
“I’m surprised she wasn’t murdered BY Charles!” 🤣
😂😂😂😂
''I'd rather you shot Lester!''
I've been watching golden girls since I was 12. I'm 26 now and this is the only show I genuinely loved every character
“Disdamn is not a word. Use it in a sentence.”
“You’re no good at disdamn game.”
👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
Blanche macing herself at the police station sounds really funny 😂😂😂
I just woke everyone laughing so hard at the mace story Blanche told 😩😩😩😩🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂🤦🏽♀️ My girls lol
Amanti Belmon especially her accent when she says “Who’d I hurt?! Me!!”
It makes it so funny and simultaneously makes me feel bad for her 🤣😂😭
It’s 2020 and I watch these clips weekly. What a legend of actors and a legend of a show. 🙌🙌
“He Thought I was on angel dust” 😂
They simply dont make comedies like this anymore
Friends was the last good comedy.
@Logia SD thank you!! Seinfeld came along later and was funny..The office was great, Mom is funny, snl has been killing lately- there are always good comedies on.’
There is no comedy to life anymore.
@@lillylovesrain7072 the office
If this comment isn't the absolute truth
"Boy can you tell a story!" 🤣🤣🤣
Blanche was more concerned about her vase than her date. "Go on home you old fool". Blanche: "I'm laying there dying" she's so dramatic. Rose: Jewelers, Jewish I wonder if there's a connection. She's dumb in a funny way. 🤣
THEY DONT MAKE COMEDY LIKE THIS ANYMORE, THE WRITERS OF GOLDEN GIRLS ARE AMAZING
"You shot my vase!" 😂
I watched this while in public and the first clip is Blanche's mace story, which has me laughing so hard, that I thought I might have to stop and watch the rest in private. LOL!
The mace spray story.... 🤣😂😂🤣 can't breathe
Blanche: YOU SHOT MY VASE
Rose: I didn’t shoot Lester
Blanche: I’D RATHER YOU SHOT LESTER
These clips make me laugh so hard. Every time. ‘There’s a connection between your brain and wallpaper paste.’
"One night I'll belch and stable Mabel here'll blow my head off!"
While Dorothy is the master deadpan snarker, it's easy to see where she gets it from
They always look gorgeous ❤ Pure class!
She shot my vaaaaazzz!!!
Oh, thank God; I hated that thing.
"You're no good at disdam game"
😂🤣😆😂🤣😆😂🤣😆😂🤣😆😂🤣😆😂🤣😆😂🤣😆😂🤣😆😂🤣😂🤣😆😂🤣😆😂🤣😆😂🤣😆😂🤣😆😂🤣😆😂🤣😆😂🤣😆😂🤣
Sofia is the best.
Sophia to Stan: You used my daughter and didn't ask my permission.
I could watch them every night, which I do. Each every time is like watching it for the first time. They keep me laughing. Pure joy and entertaining.
These ladies looked absolutely beautiful, and this comedy is superb,
I thought that you had a hair spray, but you had a mace, I mace myself, laying on the floor, they wanted to arrested me, lmao
I love this dis damn video
😂😂😂😂😂😂
"dis damn" line should become a meme!!! xDD
*WE WON! I WON!! I WON!! YOU LOST AND I WON!!* 😅😅
Rose literally scares me when she's competitive.
Me winning a match on League of Legends
"One night I'll belch, and Stable Mable here will blow my head off"! 😂😂
"I wonder if jewelry come from Jewish people " lmaooooo Awww Dear Rose. Too precious. Rest in peace Betty. You are all together again
Hilarious scene. 😂
Rose: I didn’t shot Lester
Blanche: I rather you shot Lester!! Lol
Blanche: Sophia any pieces you find, I’ll put it together
Sophia: sure any pieces I’ll find (as she hides the broken pieces in the pot plant behind) 😂😂
Love The Golden Girls and they help with my depression so does my kitty Midnight Baby.
Sophia: "You're no good at "this damn" game."☠😂🤣😅
"Oh. WELL WHAT DO YOU KNOW, IT WORKS!"
I'M-
You know I am not sure which is more Savage: Dorothy or Sophia??
Sophia, you cannot insult her back
Definitely Sophia
@@KanishQQuotes I don't know--- Dorothy came up with some good comebacks against her.
Dorothy is a great student but the master will always be Sophia.
@Logia dude It was her mother. Remember. Picture it Sicily 18.... something, something a tall olive skin woman....
Mama, not another story.
Sophia come closer.....*smack*
Dorothy, promise me if I ever end up like this, you'll take me out to a field and shoot me.
Could you put that in writing?
Dorothy, come closer.....*smack*.
2:42 LOL 😂 When Dorothy’s Ex Husband Stan Came Through The Kitchen Door & Rose & Blanche Both Spit Out There Orange Juice So Abruptly 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
RIP 😢ladies. Thanks for the laughs.😂
I love Blanches mace story.
So relatable to what i believed of me being slipped a roophie and having my first epileptic seizure and the experience i had with the Los Angeles Fire Department ( LAFD ) & Los Angeles Police Department ( LAPD ) after regaining consciousness. 😮
0:55 Blanche yeeting that rag is a big mood
Sorry, in English?
@@michaelellis8726 Blanche throwing the dishrag in frustration is relatable lol.
One of my favourite episodes is where they go to the nude resort and they show up to dinner wearing the Happy Valentine's Day signs.... The maitre d says, "Ladies we always always for dinner..." Also when they are in the store and need a price check on condoms.... Rose asks what? Dorothy says, "Condoms, Rose. Condoms." The clerk replies, "What, you just get out of prison lady?"
"I think there's a connection between your brain and wallpaper paste!" -Sophia
Dis damn is not a word 😂😂😂😂
Hahaha "You're not good at disdam game". Gotta love Sophia sometimes!
… you're no good at dis damn game!!! …. Sophia!!!
Omg just dying from laughing so much. Love them all ❤❤❤❤
All wonderful! Thank you so much for sharing, great lines every one!!
The mace story is too funny.... Love the bowling too with them all wearing the same outfit... "I wonder if jewellery comes from Jewish people. In Little Falls the jeweler was Jewish. Jeweler, Jewish, I wonder if there's a connection?" - Rose. "I think there's a connection between your brain and wallpaper paste." - Sophia... Lol...
I love Dorothy's night dress, it looks so comfortable 😍
2:41 funny scene both Blanche & Rose spitting out there Orange Juice as soon as Stan came Into the kitchen thinking It was Dorothy Instead 😆😅🤣😂
"I'd rather you shot Lester!"😂😂😂
Dorothy´s cackle after Blanche saying"I can´t believe you can move that bawl past your hib"
I still enjoy the episodes 😁
I managed to live 80 81 years. I survived pneumonia 2 operations of stroke. One night I'll belch, and stable marble here will blow my head off!😃😃😃😃😁😁😁😁😂😂😂😂😂😂
🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤣😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂🤣
This is still a great show.
the last sketch with the vase is the best! I always in tears with it!
You're no good at disdamn game lol😂
They were wonderful. Thank you for upload :
That mace story made me laugh so hard I couldn't breath!
I never laughed so loud since so many years oh Thank You
I am from Ukraine ,🇺🇦.
I love this lady's. And watching again ,when I feel sad a specially in hard times like now.
🥲
My heart goes out to you and your fellow countrymen. War is hell
I love your channel name "smile today"
Thanks to this video I did
Thx
Thank you :)
Stan in Dorothy's robe.... "I guess you ladies didn't recognize me without my tupee" - Stan. "I guess that's it." - Blanche. "Do you mind if I use the phone?" - Stan. "You already used my daughter and you didn't ask my permission." - Sophia...
"You had mace, your hairspray was mace!"
Boy, Blanche can definitely tell a story 😂
That laugh at 0:50 😂😂 u know that person is having a good laugh and can't breathe
one night I'll belch and stable mable'll blow my head off! XD
The mace story is honestly something that would happen to me lmao
6:19
Blanche: You shot my Vase...!?
Me: .-. really? Your roommate shoots a gun and you’re concern about a shattered piece of clay?
LMFAO
Well... She was the vain one.
Keep laughing the golden girls will never be forgotten great humor
Blanche maced herself. Classic! 😂😂😂😂 that just hilarious!!!
You know what else I don’t understand...lol at Rose.
I really like how even though Sophia maybe tough on dorothy. She despises Stan for how he treat dorothy during their marriage. She through shade at him everytime they interact. You can tell Sophia reallly loves dorothy.
Betty White is my favorite actress
Candice Perry
I love her ' I don't understand ' speech. always did. Along with Blanche and Dororothy's annoyed but subtle reaction to it.
The one when Blanche maxed herself was the funniest one that one and the part when Rose shot her vase
No matter that I know every line. But I would look to perk me up just so I could laugh hysterical again. It's never old!!!!
I Luv The Hearing The Theme Song AT The Beginning Of The Video's
Rest in Peace Ms. Betty White (Rose Nylund)🙏🙏🙏🙏
That mace story was hilarious and the Vase thing... i love Sofia😍
They were excellent
Thank you for bringing this to my attention
“Is that it Rose? Or is there something else you don’t understand?”
Make a list 😂
SOPHIA WAS THE TRUTH!!!😂😂😂
She shot my VAAAASE!😊
Dis- Damm in a sentence 😂 lol