Yeah, my dad always jokes about watching the wifi traffic. If he really means it though, he must be one of the best actors ever, being able to hide his huge dissapointment and disgust.
Plot twist: She is dreaming of watching us dream but we are actually dreaming of her watching us dream as we sleep but in reality this is all in the imagination of an old man sitting on the toilet playing smash Bros switch in the imagination of a puppy as it drinks milk from it's mother.
Imagine if you will a girl dreaming of watching you sleep when in reality you were watching her sleep you're approaching a strange place it is called The Twilight Zone
Me: “Hey, before you go.” *gets out of bed* “Come here for a sec.” Her: “What for?” Me: “you can’t be coming in through the window anymore.” *gives her a key* Her: “what’s this?” Me: “If you wanna come over, you have to come in through the door like a normal person, you know, so someone doesn’t call the cops on you.”
I can handle being chloroformed, I can handle my friends being killed, but when you can't even tell the difference between an Xbox and a PlayStation that's where I draw the line. 😠
The perfect woman doesn't exist but I'd settle for a girl like this keeping me chaind up to a bed in a cold, damp basement with a flickering light. True love is hard to find.
@@mrhappyman7313 Dispatcher: 911 what's your emergency? Me: Yes, we have an insane person here, should we send the police or can I deal with this? Dispatcher: less work for us, go ahead! Me: (grabs 357. Magnum) Right then, this should be fun!
"You're not trying to call the police on me are you ?" No no i will never call the police *nervously laughs* *in my thoughts* I'm going to die tonight.
This is amazing! Here's a joke. So there's a Yandere who goes into a bar, the Tsundere bartender said "We don't serve Yanderes here, Baka!" The Yandere then answers, "That's fine, is my Senpai fresh?"
If I was sleeping, and then there was an attractive girl standing at the side of my bed watching me sleep, I would be quite flattered. I mean...this is like a dream come true. I honestly wouldn't mind getting kidnapped or stalked by yanderes. It's actually so...adorable to me. uwu
My mother used to sing that to me as a kid. Except she used to replace sunshine with my name, "Skylar". Very few things bring me to tears. This is one.
her:your not going to call the police are you? Me:of course not,i've told you before that you can come in if you wanted to,thats why i gave you the spare key
I am 26 seconds in and I cannot contain this comment until the end of the video. Your singing is so fricking cute I can't even. Edit: Hmm, I think I would write this off as a dream and just cuddle the psycho lady that murked my friend.
I love senpai, yes I do! He's for me, not for you! I LOVE SENPAI, YES I DO! HE'S FOR ME, NOT FOR YOU! I L O V E S E N P A I , Y E S I D O ! H E ' S F O R M E , N O T F O R Y O U !
How to react to these situations: address the yandere as if they are a normal person. Treat them with friendship. If they haven't killed anyone yet, stay with her and treat her nicely until you can get as far away as possible, with no chance of her following you; unless you can lead her down the right path and present a healthy mutual relationship (if your still in school have it so that she either is expelled by notifying authorities as long as they can make sure you get out of the situation safely, or getting her professional help.) If she has killed someone, pin them down, overpower them, and call the cops, no matter what they say to convince you not too. If you've been kidnapped, well sorry. You're screwed. "We'll get em' next time."
Another excellent yandere rp. Loved the singing at the beginning. But gosh...this yandere has no mercy! Hehe. Duh Alan, that's the point!!! Chloroform ftw!!! Thank you Ikumi for the video.
Kirby Kirby Kirby he’s the star of the show Kirby Kirby Kirby he’s the star of the show he’s more than you think he’s got maximum pink Kirby Kirby Kirby’s the one
You're in bed, mind taken over by dreams. You feel breath on you, like a soft mountain breeze. You begin to stir at this, realizing your hands are tightly bound. You open your eyes vision blinding you with white. Someone opposite you looks at you: 0:40
9:20 that scared the crap me when she mentioned that she "felt" my Xbox which coincidentally I have an Xbox next to my PC monitor (which is a TV). I hope that I'm not the only one who felt this way.
Wakes up to your singing, sighs. “If you’re going to do this you might as well get in.” Senpai, incredibly, holds you while half asleep and you hear a very soft reply. “You are my kouhai, my only kouhai, you give me dokis in shades of grey. Don’t you worry, I’ve always noticed you. Please don’t take my kouhai away.” Then after a few moments, you hear soft gentle breathing as your senpai resumes his peaceful slumber.
I wish Full dive VR was real NOT FOR SAO But so people could make actual Yandere/Tsundere roleplays where the player can actually make their own decisions.
Her: it makes me feel like a monster. Me: *jumps up on the bed grabbing a microphone and an electric guitar and starts playing* The secret side of me, I never let you see I keep it caged but I can't control it So stay away from me, the beast is ugly I feel the rage and I just can't hold it It's scratching on the walls, in the closet, in the halls It comes awake and I can't control it Hiding under the bed, in my body, in my head Why won't somebody come and save me from this, make it end? I feel it deep within, it's just beneath the skin I must confess that I feel like a monster I hate what I've become, the nightmare's just begun I must confess that I feel like a monster I, I feel like a monster I, I feel like a monster My secret side I keep hid under lock and key I keep it caged but I can't control it 'Cause if I let him out he'll tear me up, break me down Why won't somebody come and save me from this, make it end? I feel it deep within, it's just beneath the skin I must confess that I feel like a monster I hate what I've become, the nightmare's just begun I must confess that I feel like a monster I feel it deep within, it's just beneath the skin I must confess that I feel like a monster I, I feel like a monster I, I feel like a monster It's hiding in the dark, it's teeth are razor sharp There's no escape for me, it wants my soul, it wants my heart No one can hear me scream, maybe it's just a dream Maybe it's inside of me, stop this monster I feel it deep within, it's just beneath the skin I must confess that I feel like a monster I hate what I've become, the nightmare's just begun I must confess that I feel like a monster I feel it deep within, it's just beneath the skin I must confess that I feel like a monster I've gotta lose control, here's something radical I must confess that I feel like a monster I, I feel like a monster I, I feel like a monster I, I feel like a monster I, I feel like a monster
@@evannekoplaysguitarlikesmu5904 no. It's called hero. Superhuman is part of the lyrics but I know what you mean. Those are my favorites as well as whispers in the dark.
![[ASMR] Cranial Nerve Examination by Daisy (Unprofessional)](/img/n.gif)
If you listen closely you can hear the disappointment of my parents.
big mood
bigness
I could hear people judging me.
Yeah, my dad always jokes about watching the wifi traffic. If he really means it though, he must be one of the best actors ever, being able to hide his huge dissapointment and disgust.
Ill do what i want idgaf what they think
Plot twist: She's dreaming that she's watching us sleep but in reality *WE* are watching her sleep.
You just blew my mind
GENIOUS!
Plot twist: She is dreaming of watching us dream but we are actually dreaming of her watching us dream as we sleep but in reality this is all in the imagination of an old man sitting on the toilet playing smash Bros switch in the imagination of a puppy as it drinks milk from it's mother.
Imagine if you will a girl dreaming of watching you sleep when in reality you were watching her sleep you're approaching a strange place it is called The Twilight Zone
Dude with all these comments, this should be a meme XD
Look, I swear I didn’t let my window open on Purpose just for you! Pfffffffff. That’s crazy. Im not that lonely......
Congrats on being first, your really lonely
Oof
😭😭😭😭😭
Sonic enters "Don't worry buddy"
MightyKnight201 YEA ME NEITHER
Me: “Hey, before you go.”
*gets out of bed*
“Come here for a sec.”
Her: “What for?”
Me: “you can’t be coming in through the window anymore.”
*gives her a key*
Her: “what’s this?”
Me: “If you wanna come over, you have to come in through the door like a normal person, you know, so someone doesn’t call the cops on you.”
I would probably do the same Josh she seems to mean well and has a kind voice
Unless if you're on her bad side
@@dripgoku7062 yeah then it's death
Smart move
Her: "Good Thinking Senpai!"
Her: your not going to call the police on me?
Me: no...no **deletes history**
* ahem * *YOU'RE*
Damn it i was trying to go to sleep but i can't stop laughing.
🆘
What was on you history hmmmmmmmmmm
FBI *H M M M M M M* indeed
She's got a beautiful voice. It's comforting. I wouldn't mind having a yandere girlfriend sing a song to me
It’s free singing without needing headphones
So true, I'm sensitive to noises and voices but this calms me. I wouldn't mind if she literally killed me while singling she's got a great voice
Yeah but I'd you try to leave she will probably torture you and that's the joy kill of it all
It’s like a sweet lullaby I’m boutta fall asleep 😴
Guys we might be in a sad place, but atlest we are here together..
The 3 C's of a Yandere
Cute, Crazy, and Chloroform
Heard about you and your honeyed words...
Ah yes. *demons*
So true
Yes the three C's
there is another
I can handle being chloroformed, I can handle my friends being killed, but when you can't even tell the difference between an Xbox and a PlayStation that's where I draw the line. 😠
Captain Hunt it was dark and I couldn’t see, chill
That's what I thought, I just had to say it though.
Well obviously Xbox is better so yeah..
@@CaptainHunt1
Nintendo switch for life
@@IkumiASMR NO EXCUSES
She’s actually sweet even though she’s a Yandere. I like her.
All yandere will die IN THE NAME OF KANE
@@Terminator66F excuse me?
Why must I die?
Kingslime 2000 BECAUSE we will destroy any creature who even thinks of being a yandere.
@@kiannjames1342 sorry...
Wanted to die anyway...
;-;
Yeah for a yandere she's really sweet and nice , heck my heart !!! ( >~
If she's watchin me sleep, then hoooo-boy.
She's in for a surprise
phosphorescent_phantom ' ..
phosphorescent_phantom ' what does that even mean?
What does that even mean??
@@IkumiASMR he wets the bed 🤣
Nathan Gatten how the fuck did you know
Ikumi ASMR dont worry bout it
Me: *hears her speak*
Also me: *instantly falls in love with random yandere*
"Oh? You're awake!"
Me: "Yes yes I was caught crossing the border when I walked into an imperial ambush along with that thief"
If you promise you won't murder anyone anymore, I say you can stay.
FBI open the fucking door
@@f.b.iagent1279 hey bro CHILL
@@f.b.iagent1279 thick loli lewds (but chill it's for a meme)
Kuroi true please don’t murder me
F.B.I Agent
This is why the C I A is better than you
*W T F*
I-it's not what it looks like!...
Grab a shovel bois. We gots a witness to dispose of.
I was watching a normal anime I swear!
IM NOT GOING BACK AND I REGRT NOTHING!!!
Ladies and gentlemen, we got em’
You are my sunshine my only sunshine you make me happy when skies are green you never know dear how much I love you please don't break my legs
when skies are gray*
@@xevkou1632 yeah I know
Hmmmm do you tho
@@xevkou1632 I don't know do I
i dont know how to dont know
*Wakes up to find someone watching you sleep*
*Confesses your love to her*
Me: Excuse me What?
Ikr?
EXcuSE mE WhAT tHE FUcK
Boy must be out of his damn mind!
Me
The FBI wants her location
I feel bad for the guy that fell asleep listening to ASMR and woke up to this.
I know right
Gregory Moran thank you for the compassion
Thanks Satan
Listen it has happened to me once
Grimty Granule I could not ask for more than that to happen.
The perfect woman doesn't exist but I'd settle for a girl like this keeping me chaind up to a bed in a cold, damp basement with a flickering light. True love is hard to find.
I agree
You two have something wrong with you
Who wouldnt want to be chained up in a cold basement by a crazy girl hehe.... (HELP ME)
@@mrhappyman7313
Dispatcher: 911 what's your emergency?
Me: Yes, we have an insane person here, should we send the police or can I deal with this?
Dispatcher: less work for us, go ahead!
Me: (grabs 357. Magnum) Right then, this should be fun!
Best kind of syndrome
"You're not trying to call the police on me are you ?" No no i will never call the police *nervously laughs* *in my thoughts* I'm going to die tonight.
Section GamingPlus yep
(Best friend breaks into house breaking through bedroom window) *I'M HERE TO SAVE YOU MAN*
"Your not trying to call the police on me right" ...what?! No i was actually trying to see what time was it *smiles at you*
2:11 AM ;-;
Heard about you and your honeyed words...
1:03
Or maybe it was your ps4
Or maybe it's my NES
Or atari
This is amazing!
Here's a joke. So there's a Yandere who goes into a bar, the Tsundere bartender said "We don't serve Yanderes here, Baka!" The Yandere then answers, "That's fine, is my Senpai fresh?"
......😂😂😃😐😑😮😓😓😖😞😞😢😢😱😨😭😭😭😭😱
👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻
The lol😉😉
I'm so confused...
Willyam Jordan heard about you and your honeyed words
If I was sleeping, and then there was an attractive girl standing at the side of my bed watching me sleep, I would be quite flattered. I mean...this is like a dream come true. I honestly wouldn't mind getting kidnapped or stalked by yanderes. It's actually so...adorable to me. uwu
Lol
MLGFoxy999 yes
Hey man whatever butters your egg roll.
MLGFoxy999 what if the girl standing at side of ur bed was a ghost? Image the girl sing creepy song nonstop and getting louder every second
I wish
If i woke up to a yandere staring at me in my sleep i would just bundle up in my blanket to portect me.
"I'd have to punish you if you made me leave"
*Frantically reaches for phone*
My mother used to sing that to me as a kid. Except she used to replace sunshine with my name, "Skylar". Very few things bring me to tears. This is one.
Yandere: im glad its dark in here so you cant seee me blush.
Me: face all red from blushing.
I really like how she says "he" insted of "you" most of the time really good wordplay
She is yandere
She is a girl
She is in love with me
She is fantastic
this is the kind of yandere that i can like.
her:your not going to call the police are you?
Me:of course not,i've told you before that you can come in if you wanted to,thats why i gave you the spare key
Bitch wtf
@@dareknaranjo1619 you heard me
Yeh but realy
yandere asmr is my new religion
This is the most adorable murder I've ever met. 10/10 would be watched in my sleep again.
Fear level: 0 blushing level: 99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
I am 26 seconds in and I cannot contain this comment until the end of the video. Your singing is so fricking cute I can't even.
Edit: Hmm, I think I would write this off as a dream and just cuddle the psycho lady that murked my friend.
Ahhh the song in the beginning always gets me
Btw love this love the channel thank you
9:30 naw switch is best fight me.
kid you dare say hat towards the pc kingdom
You're literally asking to get clapped.
*that will not stand for the 3DS. It's foolish to test me*
YeS
Your voice is so cute
I love senpai, yes I do!
He's for me, not for you!
I LOVE SENPAI, YES I DO!
HE'S FOR ME, NOT FOR YOU!
I L O V E S E N P A I , Y E S I D O !
H E ' S F O R M E , N O T F O R Y O U !
Oh no we got another psycho Bob get in the cryo copter
Not the song
Oof
Oh no the weeb curse
*HMM INTENSIFIES*
“You should go to bed”
Yeah, no, I’m never sleeping again.
Yandare: (sings)
Me: (in bed) 😬для
How to react to these situations: address the yandere as if they are a normal person. Treat them with friendship. If they haven't killed anyone yet, stay with her and treat her nicely until you can get as far away as possible, with no chance of her following you; unless you can lead her down the right path and present a healthy mutual relationship (if your still in school have it so that she either is expelled by notifying authorities as long as they can make sure you get out of the situation safely, or getting her professional help.) If she has killed someone, pin them down, overpower them, and call the cops, no matter what they say to convince you not too. If you've been kidnapped, well sorry. You're screwed. "We'll get em' next time."
i wish i had a girlfriend like this
But y
@@unfair-tery3295 because a girlfriend that is crazy about you is much better than no girlfriend at all
Don’t we all
Me too
Yandere:I'll be exiting through the window
Me:GO THROUGH THE DOOR LIKE A REGULAR PERSON
Me:watches a bunch of these
My patents: TF WHAAT ARE CHU DOING (whispers) let’s go easedrop
Tbh, if I had a yandere like this, I'd just take her with me everywhere, lol
Your asmr is awesomeeee
정종훈 Thank yooooooou
Another excellent yandere rp. Loved the singing at the beginning. But gosh...this yandere has no mercy! Hehe.
Duh Alan, that's the point!!! Chloroform ftw!!!
Thank you Ikumi for the video.
you're gold!
the police won't react to male victims, carry on. (#nosuchthingasmalevictimsonlywomenareprey)
omfg. . 😂😂😂
That hashtag is such bullshit
bonziebon 300 heard about you and your honeyed words...
I love how people are taking this comment *_seriously_*
S A D don’t think you can barter with me like one of those damned shopkeepers.
Her: "Are you calling the police?"
Me: "N-no I'm just ordering a pizza hah."
HAHA JOKES ON YOU I SLEEP IN A REINFORCED MILITARY CRATE
Same here. My profile picture is somebody’s art for my military persona (made it for me)
Kirby Kirby Kirby he’s the star of the show
Kirby Kirby Kirby he’s the star of the show he’s more than you think he’s got maximum pink Kirby Kirby Kirby’s the one
You see you only put yourself in danger if you act like your in danger
*We could have gone on with this without you telling me about the killing and everything would have been fine*
You're in bed, mind taken over by dreams.
You feel breath on you, like a soft mountain breeze.
You begin to stir at this, realizing your hands are tightly bound.
You open your eyes vision blinding you with white.
Someone opposite you looks at you:
0:40
Hewwo fam you watching me sleep? Not creepy just flatterd👌
Font k owo otay
@@IkumiASMR :)
I don't blame you
You gonna do what if I call my friend who ironically has 911 in his name? I was gonna tell him that a cute yandere has me chained to my bed.
tell me more about how you intend to punish me
i don't get it
Lots and lots of calculus
you really are evil... i like it
paul taylor and no calculator~.. you naughty boy~..
i like being your naughty boy
My new girlfriend has given me a longer pep talk about not hurting me than the doctors talking to me about a throat swab
❤️
I'll make sure to barricade my windows and doors once you leave, don't worry about that.
HAHAHAHAHAH na
you can watch me sleep anytime. as long as you don't try to tie me up.
can we get some kuudere tsundere himedere or dandere content as well please :3
Why not just combine them all to one superdere
@@yoshishuhaist oh shit you're a genius
Catalin 99x being shy and rude and emotionless and a princess...
i would love to see at least one of those :3
I actually read "Hey! Look at me! Look at me!" As if it was the lyrics of handle bars by flobots.
Her: You are my senpai. Zuko: DON'T CALL ME THAT!!!
First
But youre not
Damm it
@@justavoiceVA neither were you
@@lieutenantlettuce4041 yes I was lmao look in the comments
@@lieutenantlettuce4041 sunovabishimnot!!
Amazingly sweet and soothing, your voice is so great to listen to. Great work : D
She says she wont watch you sleep but until the end of high school she watched you
9:20 that scared the crap me when she mentioned that she "felt" my Xbox which coincidentally I have an Xbox next to my PC monitor (which is a TV). I hope that I'm not the only one who felt this way.
Pretty please make a pt2 with this exact same voice this is the best ❤️❤️
She: talks to me
Me: response like I'm krato
not a crazy yandere, a chill yandere
Lady,that's not an Xbox or ps4,thats a GameCube
OMG your giggle is SOOOO cute!!
Wakes up to your singing, sighs.
“If you’re going to do this you might as well get in.”
Senpai, incredibly, holds you while half asleep and you hear a very soft reply.
“You are my kouhai, my only kouhai, you give me dokis in shades of grey. Don’t you worry, I’ve always noticed you. Please don’t take my kouhai away.”
Then after a few moments, you hear soft gentle breathing as your senpai resumes his peaceful slumber.
Awwwww....the singing at the beginning was an amazing touch.. amazing work
The song at the start was amazing
I'm actually just gonna get five hours of sleep before having to go to school, which is bad...buuuut roleplay is more realistic now so it's worth it.
Please don't murder me.
"You like me?"
You know I don't sleep right, I just lay in bed staring at the ceiling and thinking about why I posted this.
Same
I wish Full dive VR was real
NOT FOR SAO
But so people could make actual Yandere/Tsundere roleplays where the player can actually make their own decisions.
Her: pls tell me your cold
Me: yea
Mind: GET ME TF OUT OF HERE
Fus RO DAH
*STALKER DETECTED.*
Forgot adds were a thing so just
"Wow no ones ever- MY SUB HAS BACON ON IT" I almost had a heart attack
Her: it makes me feel like a monster.
Me: *jumps up on the bed grabbing a microphone and an electric guitar and starts playing* The secret side of me, I never let you see
I keep it caged but I can't control it
So stay away from me, the beast is ugly
I feel the rage and I just can't hold it
It's scratching on the walls, in the closet, in the halls
It comes awake and I can't control it
Hiding under the bed, in my body, in my head
Why won't somebody come and save me from this, make it end?
I feel it deep within, it's just beneath the skin
I must confess that I feel like a monster
I hate what I've become, the nightmare's just begun
I must confess that I feel like a monster
I, I feel like a monster
I, I feel like a monster
My secret side I keep hid under lock and key
I keep it caged but I can't control it
'Cause if I let him out he'll tear me up, break me down
Why won't somebody come and save me from this, make it end?
I feel it deep within, it's just beneath the skin
I must confess that I feel like a monster
I hate what I've become, the nightmare's just begun
I must confess that I feel like a monster
I feel it deep within, it's just beneath the skin
I must confess that I feel like a monster
I, I feel like a monster
I, I feel like a monster
It's hiding in the dark, it's teeth are razor sharp
There's no escape for me, it wants my soul, it wants my heart
No one can hear me scream, maybe it's just a dream
Maybe it's inside of me, stop this monster
I feel it deep within, it's just beneath the skin
I must confess that I feel like a monster
I hate what I've become, the nightmare's just begun
I must confess that I feel like a monster
I feel it deep within, it's just beneath the skin
I must confess that I feel like a monster
I've gotta lose control, here's something radical
I must confess that I feel like a monster
I, I feel like a monster
I, I feel like a monster
I, I feel like a monster
I, I feel like a monster
Holy shit, *YYAAASSSSS*
@@evannekoplaysguitarlikesmu5904 fellow Skillet fan I see
@@anthonymontalvojr.7250 yeah, my top 3 are monster, feel invincible, and superhuman? I think that's it's name.
@@evannekoplaysguitarlikesmu5904 no. It's called hero. Superhuman is part of the lyrics but I know what you mean. Those are my favorites as well as whispers in the dark.
who wouldnt want this. like tf, if you have a girl go all yandere for you, you got it good.
"You dont snore" i make a high pitched alien screech in my sleep
9:53
*NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!* *DON'T* *LEAVE* *MEEEEEE* *!!!!!!!!!!*
Great. Not only did I lose a chance of a girlfriend... but also I can’t get my shackles off.......f*
Remember. You can’t lose a girlfriend if she is a yandere ;)
Wolf boy Productions She won’t cheat on you either.
Her:I’m going to have to punish you
Me:... ohh yes mommy
^ this, children, is what a man of culture looks like
Bryan Barcelo what thank you
*Quietly Eats Ikumi’s Sacred Bread*
Alternative title:
Ur waifu comforts you in ur last minutes alive
The sounds i make while im asleep?
You mean my constant quiet swearing while sleeping
This is the most chill yandere I’ve ever met
When Ikumi knows not to trigger her audience via console wars, so the viewer has an xbox and playstation. 10/10
Says "Xbox or PS4, I can't remember" EQUALITY 100
“You are my senpai. My only senpai”
Me: excuse me,the fuck did you just say to me?
WATCHING ME SLEEP!? WHAT. THE. FUUUUUUU- (We are experiencing technician difficulties, please stand-by.)
*B* *R* *E* *A* *D* *S* *T* *I* *C* *K* *S*
Lmao she should've said "nice morning wood"