~Dominant Yandere Takes You for Herself~

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  • เผยแพร่เมื่อ 30 ก.ค. 2020
  • Good afternoon, everyone! I really think y'all are gonna love or hate Manami. ^^; She's working out some stuff and needs someone by her side to support her through it all. Also, this is a long video so everyone needs to worship me for making a small improvement.
    Anyways, for everyone else, a new non-yan video will be out soon.
    Be sure to like and comment because your comments keep me all soft and mushy and excited to record. :)
    Original Art: danbooru.donmai.us/posts/2421610
    My Ko-Fi : ko-fi.com/ikumiasmr

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  • @sirdouglas.2870
    @sirdouglas.2870 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1195

    "ANd you're really bad at cooking"
    Me who works as a cook: *Smiling through tears* Yup.

    • @IkumiASMR
      @IkumiASMR  4 ปีที่แล้ว +437

      NOOOOOO IM SURE YOURE A GREAT CHEF PLEASE

    • @LuisRamirez-ss3ki
      @LuisRamirez-ss3ki 4 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      same... i bake often and that hurt ;-;

    • @chimp1561
      @chimp1561 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      me: yeah but I can sing baka mitai better than you ever will B) (I've been in chorus and doing self practice for 2 year's getting to this point was harder than you'd think)

    • @chimp1561
      @chimp1561 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I'd love to try something you make someday I can only do the basic's

    • @renegade4234
      @renegade4234 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Honestly it describes me perfectly

  • @InvaderZIM__763
    @InvaderZIM__763 4 ปีที่แล้ว +964

    That’s cool and all but I need to get back to looking for kira

    • @GreyTrafficCone
      @GreyTrafficCone 4 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      God, I love the JoJo fanbase

    • @Dio...Brando
      @Dio...Brando 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      I need to get back to my tofu deliveries

    • @urmomsacunt4659
      @urmomsacunt4659 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      *nails grow violently*

    • @Hunter-lj9qq
      @Hunter-lj9qq 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Yo, Angelo

    • @igniteorcalliq
      @igniteorcalliq 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      HES TWO COMMENTS BELOW YOU

  • @justsomerandomguy239
    @justsomerandomguy239 4 ปีที่แล้ว +762

    Real homies don’t skip the ads on people who actually deserve them.

    • @IkumiASMR
      @IkumiASMR  4 ปีที่แล้ว +251

      And I live by that.

    • @justawarlord
      @justawarlord 4 ปีที่แล้ว +105

      real homies use adblock and instead directly pay them

    • @matorix003
      @matorix003 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      You sure?
      2 minutes 50 advertisement

    • @vash_the_stampede6570
      @vash_the_stampede6570 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Well it's over 30 Seconds I'm afraid ima have to skip to the Dip.

    • @matorix003
      @matorix003 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@vash_the_stampede6570 what should i say with my 2 min 50 ?

  • @tigerfalco
    @tigerfalco 3 ปีที่แล้ว +185

    "I'm stronger than you"
    My ego: Sure
    "I'm as tall as you too"
    Me 6'2": *concerned sweating*

    • @endoesstupidstuff3566
      @endoesstupidstuff3566 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Ok im not the only one who felt that

    • @blinkemonke8520
      @blinkemonke8520 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Me 2'11: OH NO HOW IS SHE THIS SHORT AS ME

    • @wokedog1799
      @wokedog1799 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Me, 6' 5" and squishy: *Panik*

    • @parthinaxe
      @parthinaxe 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@blinkemonke8520 *Huh*

    • @evanbecraft8201
      @evanbecraft8201 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@wokedog1799 I feel so insecure about being tall but not having much meat on my bones

  • @Doc_Animator_N
    @Doc_Animator_N 4 ปีที่แล้ว +758

    Chowder: “I’M NOT YOUR BOYFRIEND!!!!!”

    • @austinkozlowski3120
      @austinkozlowski3120 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      I Am!

    • @Doc_Animator_N
      @Doc_Animator_N 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      @@austinkozlowski3120 "GOOD FOR YOU!!" (Sacrifices you for the yandere) "HERE! Take this guy." (Runs away)

    • @dragonking8085
      @dragonking8085 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I use myself as tribute

    • @shadowkeepr441
      @shadowkeepr441 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Poor poor chowder, well anyways time to chop up the sacrifices.

    • @shadowkeepr441
      @shadowkeepr441 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@dragonking8085 welp get in *spongebob get in coffin meme*

  • @pigeon9501
    @pigeon9501 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1225

    SHE FOUND THE SOCK LADS EVACUATE EVACUATE THIS IS NOT A DRILL

    • @purpleemerald5299
      @purpleemerald5299 4 ปีที่แล้ว +127

      What do you mean?
      *_She’s going to wash it, collect the used water, and drink it._*

    • @pigeon9501
      @pigeon9501 4 ปีที่แล้ว +123

      the chalice

    • @JibanyanFan
      @JibanyanFan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      you mean THE sock

    • @KarmxR6
      @KarmxR6 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      @@purpleemerald5299 watch out she put love jucies init

    • @dommysprite3771
      @dommysprite3771 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      OH SHIT DEFCON 5 DEFCON 5 WE NEED TO CALL THE CUCC SQUAD!

  • @Max2ds
    @Max2ds 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1112

    “You can tell I’m stronger than you”
    Me, a weightlifter: “Damn boi, SHE THICC”
    “I’m as tall as you, too”
    Me, a manlet: “Damn boi, SHE SHORTT”

    • @trinityharmon7374
      @trinityharmon7374 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      I don't know why I smiled at this and I don't care I love it either way

    • @charlierashi100
      @charlierashi100 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      She’s about 6’2 for me.

    • @Tommyqp
      @Tommyqp 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      CharlieRashi damn boiii she tall!

    • @charlierashi100
      @charlierashi100 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Tommy Vu, it’s pretty scary tbh.

    • @markfrank5704
      @markfrank5704 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Admiralcasual she drugged you

  • @broose2146
    @broose2146 4 ปีที่แล้ว +872

    alright, let’s look at the facts; you stalked me for a month, tried to drug me, repeatedly punched me in my face breaking my nose until i was unconscious, kidnapped me, and threatened to hurt me if i tried to leave. now if this isn’t true love, i don’t know what is.

    • @IkumiASMR
      @IkumiASMR  4 ปีที่แล้ว +276

      Ok God

    • @D.b._Lord
      @D.b._Lord 4 ปีที่แล้ว +111

      So manami is stronger than God

    • @IkumiASMR
      @IkumiASMR  4 ปีที่แล้ว +171

      Israfel Snead Basically

    • @yukerrry
      @yukerrry 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      yes god it is true love

    • @chimp1561
      @chimp1561 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      get a girlfriend they said...it'll be fun you'll be happy they said...then she deleted all my hentai now my 2D waifu's are but a memory and I'm left with a broken heart.

  • @vipersmoke
    @vipersmoke 4 ปีที่แล้ว +836

    Dominant Yandere: "Do you remember me"
    Me: in a scared voice "No"
    Dominant Yandere: "I can't believe you don't remember me. I am that one waitress you had in that one Italian restaurant from 3 years ago. God, I can't *believe* you don't remember me"

    • @vipersmoke
      @vipersmoke 4 ปีที่แล้ว +100

      Later on
      Dominant Yandere: "I found out, if you want to knock someone out you hit their nose. So I hit your nose, but you didn't pass out. So I kept on bashing you face in until you pasted out"

    • @cosmicsproductions5115
      @cosmicsproductions5115 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Hm I wonder why he isn’t waking up

    • @FulaxoPishulaxo
      @FulaxoPishulaxo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      @@cosmicsproductions5115 just hit him again till wake up

    • @cosmicsproductions5115
      @cosmicsproductions5115 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Félix shadow you don’t get the joke do you

    • @vipersmoke
      @vipersmoke 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      @@cosmicsproductions5115 Dominant Yandere: "Now the website doesn't tell you what to do when their brain starts to show"

  • @i_am_divinity
    @i_am_divinity 4 ปีที่แล้ว +243

    Yandere: look at my legs look at my abs I'm clearly stronger than you
    Me: way to make me insecure

    • @yourfbiagent6752
      @yourfbiagent6752 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Technically you have 30% more muscle mass if your male

    • @lildog4918
      @lildog4918 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@yourfbiagent6752 really... dame

    • @jvhd7262
      @jvhd7262 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@yourfbiagent6752 your a good person for trying to help when you didn't have to 👌

    • @tired-t0by
      @tired-t0by 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Go to the gym my guy plus you can get a pretty hot girl

    • @Orpheus391
      @Orpheus391 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I feel this comment on every level

  • @someoneanonymous7329
    @someoneanonymous7329 4 ปีที่แล้ว +323

    Dominant Yandere: *Stalks me for a month. Breaks into my house repeatedly punching me in the nose until I pass out. Then makes demands like cleaning her house. being her boyfriend. and cooking for her.*
    Me: "I would've said yes if you just confronted me...."

    • @idiotbutransrights
      @idiotbutransrights 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Hahahahaha, too ah, too true

    • @Doug1942
      @Doug1942 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I mean as long as i know her i would probably say yes

    • @The_Digital_Ghost
      @The_Digital_Ghost 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I mean it wouldn’t be the first time for me

    • @darksay8326
      @darksay8326 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I'm to lazy to do my own chores let alone someone else's so just kill me now -_-

    • @thatlittleratinyourcloset7612
      @thatlittleratinyourcloset7612 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      honestly i despise cleaning but id say yes lol

  • @unregisteredassaultbutterk1185
    @unregisteredassaultbutterk1185 4 ปีที่แล้ว +387

    "I want you to be my house husband"
    Unironically the hottest thing I've ever heard

  • @thunderbird7020
    @thunderbird7020 4 ปีที่แล้ว +265

    Most people in love: confess their feelings.
    Ikumi: kidnaps

    • @saeedbaig4249
      @saeedbaig4249 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      and THEN confes

    • @Void-Walker001
      @Void-Walker001 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      And then marriage

    • @mokeut7512
      @mokeut7512 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I like cheetos

    • @gramkraka
      @gramkraka 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Most?

    • @anonymus_3284
      @anonymus_3284 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I kinda like it, ik weird tastes in love.

  • @callmeken2327
    @callmeken2327 4 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    Dom: "They're more sunshine and I'm more 'kidnap a guy'"
    Me: "My tomboy senses are tingling"

  • @JibanyanFan
    @JibanyanFan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +85

    Her:as you can see im much stronger than you
    me who just discovered the power of friendship:you really think so

    • @jotarokujo3750
      @jotarokujo3750 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Can I have some pizza mozeralla. I’ll give you choccy milk if you do.

    • @JibanyanFan
      @JibanyanFan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@jotarokujo3750 ok here have some because you are epic

    • @red_five3325
      @red_five3325 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Me, who just got injected with Super Soldier Serum: I can do this all day

    • @MultiERIC1973
      @MultiERIC1973 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      This power don't work everytime,trust me .
      I got a hole in my chest because of a gay fabulous vampire named Dio

    • @iloveapes8638
      @iloveapes8638 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Hey guys do you know where is the boss? I've been looking for him for too long today.

  • @RyuKaguya
    @RyuKaguya 4 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    "I'm much stronger than you" *laughs in pulls half a ton of chicken across a grocery store on a daily basis*

    • @Void-Walker001
      @Void-Walker001 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      You pic just screams I'm better than you

    • @Barbara-xd5zu
      @Barbara-xd5zu 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Look at all these chickens!
      I had to

  • @farris842
    @farris842 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1596

    Did you actually research how chloroform works? Thats really cool, I loved how different a yandere kidnapping you have gone for here.

    • @swapedbodies797
      @swapedbodies797 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      True

    • @Relig1ous
      @Relig1ous 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      You can say
      She's
      A
      Muscler yandere

    • @farris842
      @farris842 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Relig1ous Hah!

    • @weespshoop2846
      @weespshoop2846 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Doesnt take a genius to figure out how it works bud

    • @Captain_Yata
      @Captain_Yata 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I learned how chloroform worked from Artemis

  • @cowboyfrankcastle9720
    @cowboyfrankcastle9720 4 ปีที่แล้ว +236

    Alfred help, i found someone whos stronger than me

    • @STILLBORNCORPSEHehe69
      @STILLBORNCORPSEHehe69 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      So you mean every other superhero.

    • @cowboyfrankcastle9720
      @cowboyfrankcastle9720 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      @@STILLBORNCORPSEHehe69 sadly yes and her

    • @red_five3325
      @red_five3325 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Kryptonite not working?

    • @Joe-km5ou
      @Joe-km5ou 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Wanna team up, we both scare everyone on our bad side, beat everyone by punching them, and only work at night

    • @swindle6644
      @swindle6644 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Joe-km5ou yeah but you kill people

  • @FulaxoPishulaxo
    @FulaxoPishulaxo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +120

    I'm a simple man
    If I see yandere + dominant in a title I instantly click with no regrets

  • @VeraExora
    @VeraExora 4 ปีที่แล้ว +184

    Is this a personal attack for not going to the gym for 2 years or something?

    • @diamondcitysecurity9132
      @diamondcitysecurity9132 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      weeeaaaaak i havent gone once in my lifetime

    • @AlphaWeebII
      @AlphaWeebII 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Me and my friend bought some gym equipment and organized our own gym in his house. Good option if you don't like strangers.

    • @VeraExora
      @VeraExora 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@AlphaWeebII My introverted ass is screaming "FUCK YEAH" at this idea

    • @dommysprite3771
      @dommysprite3771 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeah this was also your former gym buddy

    • @pairofboobies4735
      @pairofboobies4735 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yup

  • @MilkMan69420
    @MilkMan69420 4 ปีที่แล้ว +217

    bro how people gonna get their milk if I'm kidnaped?

    • @soup5036
      @soup5036 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Lmao

    • @TonyTear
      @TonyTear 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Lmao

    • @Oxygen1004
      @Oxygen1004 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Lmao

    • @JohnSmithsu2006
      @JohnSmithsu2006 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Ah you again

    • @MilkMan69420
      @MilkMan69420 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@JohnSmithsu2006 we have similar taste i see

  • @friendlyneighborhoodspeedw6541
    @friendlyneighborhoodspeedw6541 4 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    Stalkholm syndrom... The final frontier.

    • @vash_the_stampede6570
      @vash_the_stampede6570 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I'm stuck with her,

    • @callmeken2327
      @callmeken2327 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ooooooooh I see what you did there

    • @kyleshepard3139
      @kyleshepard3139 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Clowns to the left a me, jokers to the right here I am, stuck in the middle with you!

    • @vash_the_stampede6570
      @vash_the_stampede6570 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@kyleshepard3139 You trnna scrap sir?

    • @woodybrando5365
      @woodybrando5365 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Dont you men stalkhome? Aha ha

  • @aghitsaplane4262
    @aghitsaplane4262 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    "Clean up your socks,that's all I'm gonna say"
    Oh no she found *the sock*

  • @lisasouza2826
    @lisasouza2826 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    "I promisse I won't drug you...again"
    Wow, this is so cute. No one never take care of me like this.

  • @rzsdranb3789
    @rzsdranb3789 4 ปีที่แล้ว +154

    Manami: *Enters*
    Yandere vampire: *Finally, our fight will be legendary*
    Jokes aside, this seem pretty nice......beside my nose getting broken

  • @gehhn2178
    @gehhn2178 4 ปีที่แล้ว +84

    She’s probably more masculine then most of us watching this:/

    • @krellesama
      @krellesama 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      *maybe* *just maybe*

    • @5ashll303
      @5ashll303 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I know.

    • @king_phrog5867
      @king_phrog5867 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeah adf-

    • @ApexCyber7366
      @ApexCyber7366 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Bet

    • @woodybrando5365
      @woodybrando5365 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Aight you really dont have to bath salt on my already enourmous wound here pardner

  • @gabrielrossempeno5093
    @gabrielrossempeno5093 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    Dom yandere: Your smile is like starlight
    Me: Introvertly smiles with a broken nose

  • @huntrncommand1599
    @huntrncommand1599 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Remember kids, true love is getting Chris breezied by a yandere who has more testosterone in one bicep than than you'll ever have in your life

    • @qtaroe
      @qtaroe 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      “Chris breezied” 😳

    • @loganarnold1979
      @loganarnold1979 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      This is gonna be my senior quote

  • @edwardnowakowski5990
    @edwardnowakowski5990 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    “Almost as tall as you”
    Me: *laughs in 6’6”*

  • @samuelstivers2303
    @samuelstivers2303 4 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    "You have a garden where you grow vegetables like tomatoes"
    Food Nerds: I'm going to pretend I didn't hear that

    • @IkumiASMR
      @IkumiASMR  4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      I couldn’t think of any other food that grows-

    • @samuelstivers2303
      @samuelstivers2303 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@IkumiASMR xD No problem

    • @swat7542
      @swat7542 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Ikumi ASMR umm steak?

    • @suisiwara2036
      @suisiwara2036 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Swat steak grows?

    • @bucketgeared7639
      @bucketgeared7639 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Sorce in all technicality

  • @hirukouchiha-dd5rt
    @hirukouchiha-dd5rt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    "Im not wearing much clothing so you can probably tell im much stronger than you" ah yes, i have gained the ability to gauge strength based on how naked someone is.

    • @tertokis
      @tertokis 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      XD

  • @idiotjake
    @idiotjake 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    "Look at me" No
    "Look at my legs" Nevah!!!
    "Look at my abs" allright... you've convinced me

  • @themysteriousm925
    @themysteriousm925 4 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    Her: a week ago you made ramen. Me: wtf how’d she figure that I was doing that irl?😂

    • @pizzasuchti2883
      @pizzasuchti2883 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Well well well How the turn tables

    • @stormfire1407
      @stormfire1407 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I have some bad news or some good news depending on how you look at it she's stalking you

    • @mp1758
      @mp1758 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I hope you dont mind the broken nose

    • @Void-Walker001
      @Void-Walker001 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@mp1758 fool I don't have a nose...
      I miss smelling...

  • @jordanknight3519
    @jordanknight3519 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    "My name's Manami-"
    _"Ah, mon amie! Bonjour! Ça va?"_

    • @IkumiASMR
      @IkumiASMR  4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I’m sorry...?

    • @jordanknight3519
      @jordanknight3519 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@IkumiASMR
      Your pronunciation of "Manami" sounded very much like "mon ami(e)" to my ears which is French for "my friend".
      "Ah, my friend! Hello! How are you?" is what I wrote.

    • @shinyfroggo
      @shinyfroggo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      that’s the funniest shit i’ve read in a while

    • @momoh1098
      @momoh1098 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Mais, t'as pas d'amis.

  • @vash_the_stampede6570
    @vash_the_stampede6570 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    If the Yandere tried to kidnap me and she failed with the Chloroform,I would've just went with so she won't bust my nose open.
    *But I'd let her give me a love bite😎.*

  • @lildan1796
    @lildan1796 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    *is bad at cooking*
    I'm a bad boy, because I'm bad at everything

  • @lolkecks1951
    @lolkecks1951 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    her telling me the type of girls I like made me wonder if she actually stalked my irl

  • @matsuomasato
    @matsuomasato 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    I really liked it! It's nice when the yandere isn't totally crazy and she knows what's she's doing isn't really right but she's just so in love she can't help herself.

  • @emmanuel08cruz29
    @emmanuel08cruz29 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Her:I want to be nicer. Me:you can start of by not kidnapping me and stalking me

  • @weespshoop2846
    @weespshoop2846 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    I've never blushed and been offended so much
    This isn't healthy for my blushing problem

    • @Void-Walker001
      @Void-Walker001 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      The red ain't blush... Its blood

    • @depresseddeku9597
      @depresseddeku9597 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Void-Walker001 true: Fun Fact: when you blush your stomach also turns red.

    • @Void-Walker001
      @Void-Walker001 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@depresseddeku9597 what a nice fun fact. Thank you for this information

    • @depresseddeku9597
      @depresseddeku9597 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Void-Walker001 thanks

    • @blinkemonke8520
      @blinkemonke8520 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      *B L U S H E S*

  • @chimp1561
    @chimp1561 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    simps be like: no no no my nose must have hurt your fist please let me pay for your medical bill.

    • @elvararchfeld9734
      @elvararchfeld9734 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lmao

    • @exampleexample5055
      @exampleexample5055 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      As a 100% simp, I can agree with this. That is exactly what I would do.

    • @ClaytonTheCracker
      @ClaytonTheCracker 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Idk man she seems like the simp tbh. When you think about it, yanderes are the ultimate simps. They spend literal days if not months researching/stalking/preparing for kidnapping, they kidnap you, and in most cases will be like "god I love you please dont run away I love you". Sounds pretty simpish to me

    • @chimp1561
      @chimp1561 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ClaytonTheCracker SIMP V SIMP WARS WHO'S WALLET IS GONNA RUN OUT FIRST

    • @exampleexample5055
      @exampleexample5055 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ClaytonTheCracker Fair enough!

  • @harbinger100
    @harbinger100 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    10:01
    "We know a thing or 2, because we've seen a thing or 2."

    • @Void-Walker001
      @Void-Walker001 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      We are farmers bum bum bum bum dum dum

  • @Sanguimaru
    @Sanguimaru 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    When she said her name, I thought I might have accidentally stumbled into a really weird Danganronpa story.

  • @citizen_grub4171
    @citizen_grub4171 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    TFW the yandere accidentally breaking your nose is an improvement over how these audios usually start.

  • @ryveltalthedead
    @ryveltalthedead 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    THE JOJO FANS THEY'RE EVERYWHERE. And I love it

    • @wantimw
      @wantimw 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      WHERE??!??

    • @tertokis
      @tertokis 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@wantimw You think I was going to answer tou but it's me DIO!!!

  • @rubynall80
    @rubynall80 4 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    "Your room is a mess."
    Sounds like me.
    "You can't cook."
    Hey!
    "You're an introvert."
    Yeah.
    *insults me *
    You sure you're attracted to me?
    *tries to compliment *
    Well, at least you're trying.
    *talks about chloroform *
    Doesn't work like the movies. The person doesn't even stay unconscious for long.
    *talks about repeated knocking me out *
    You're not very good at this, are you.
    *talks about how strong she is *
    I'm pretty strong myself, so that speaks volumes about your strength.
    *talks about boyfriend *
    So what happened to him?
    All in all, I can understand why you did this. I'm a forgiving person, so I'd be willing to give you a chance. I'll have to think about that whole house husband thing, though. I like having my own money.

    • @caydethegovir
      @caydethegovir 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Tell him you don't like sand, that's it, that's all what you need to do

    • @purpleemerald5299
      @purpleemerald5299 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      QUICKLY! TELL HER YOU’RE GAY! IT WILL BUY YOU SOME TIME TO THINK!

    • @caydethegovir
      @caydethegovir 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@purpleemerald5299 wait,did you ever Heard the tragedy of Darth Vader?

    • @purpleemerald5299
      @purpleemerald5299 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      cayde the govir No.

    • @caydethegovir
      @caydethegovir 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@purpleemerald5299 Look at the Star wars movies, it's too long for a comment, the only thing I can tell you is that he just stopped being a slave a few minutes before his death at the hands of his son

  • @GiornoGiovannaASMR
    @GiornoGiovannaASMR 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I love dommy mommies but dommy yanderes are also a treasure.

    • @willb4832
      @willb4832 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Was Bruno enough of a dommy mommy?

    • @BigBangAttack-mt6pz
      @BigBangAttack-mt6pz 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      This comment broke me on many levels

  • @warpey5632
    @warpey5632 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    "You got a nice smile."
    My smile: *(⊙U⊙)*

  • @jamesmcmichael3558
    @jamesmcmichael3558 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    Her: your bad at cooking Me, listening to this while baking: are you sure about that.

    • @zeldafan3755
      @zeldafan3755 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You use an empty baking sheet to smash through a wall do the John cena meme right

    • @STILLBORNCORPSEHehe69
      @STILLBORNCORPSEHehe69 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I don't think Pillsbury counts sir.

  • @Sidehustler70
    @Sidehustler70 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    her: "you have a garden"
    me: wow! that's really true yesterday I took my flowers in for a storm.
    her: "you even brought a few in for a storm"
    me: *ME NERVOUSLY SWEATING"

  • @soup5036
    @soup5036 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Remember kids: Crazy in the head, crazy in the bed.

    • @JibanyanFan
      @JibanyanFan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      by crazy in the bed you mean crazy good at hugs right

    • @soup5036
      @soup5036 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@JibanyanFan when I said "crazy in the bed" I meant all kinds of things

    • @JibanyanFan
      @JibanyanFan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      you dont mean h*nd holding

    • @soup5036
      @soup5036 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@JibanyanFan oh God no, how DARE you mention something like that

    • @JibanyanFan
      @JibanyanFan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@soup5036 im so sorry i dont know why i thought pf something like that

  • @shadowaguadarrama7524
    @shadowaguadarrama7524 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    to be honest I enjoyed dominant women it's one of my taste because they're strong willed in a Tsudere kinda way.

  • @fatalerror5278
    @fatalerror5278 4 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    Her: „I kidnapped you“
    Me: *in Freddy Mercury voice* „Mama!“

    • @D.b._Lord
      @D.b._Lord 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      OoooOOOooo

    • @acuraintegratyper8396
      @acuraintegratyper8396 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I didn't mean to make you cry

    • @kitbiweeb2926
      @kitbiweeb2926 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      If I’m not back here tomorrow

    • @tsun5429
      @tsun5429 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      carry on~ carry on~

    • @Animedude-vl2mk
      @Animedude-vl2mk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Tsun because nothing really matters

  • @soup5036
    @soup5036 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Currently listening to this knowing there is at least 1 mosquito in my room ._.
    Rating: 8/10
    Very good 👌

    • @vash_the_stampede6570
      @vash_the_stampede6570 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Did you smack the Mosquito?

    • @soup5036
      @soup5036 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@vash_the_stampede6570 I think so

    • @vinestick
      @vinestick 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@soup5036 k cool can you get the one in my room too cause yesterday I woke up with a bite on my arm and I’m sure it’s still here

    • @momoh1098
      @momoh1098 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      TG SAH

  • @alanfinck5595
    @alanfinck5595 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Ikumi! Your yandere audios are killing me. They are so good. And your lower voice! Damn that was something else for this one!

  • @paperheart009
    @paperheart009 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This is one of my fave voices of yours! Acting and tone are very well done!

  • @PlastisinNightmare
    @PlastisinNightmare 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Thank you for 17 minutes of beautiful yandere! 💖

  • @inverted5712
    @inverted5712 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    He clearly likes it!

  • @alicetakanawa7288
    @alicetakanawa7288 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This is actually adorable and I'm glad this is my introduction into your channel. Love the content!
    Also anticipating a next part where she comes out and says something along the lines of "You're shorter than me now." Kind of a guilty pleasure.

  • @martyr2027
    @martyr2027 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    i appreciate the work you put into your vids ikumi^^

  • @themachine354
    @themachine354 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Dominant Yandere vs mike Tyson or fedor

  • @kiracaos
    @kiracaos 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Did you just say "Italian"
    * Piano plays *
    "Konno Giorno Giovanna niwa yume ga aru"

    • @ZyrusTyrax
      @ZyrusTyrax 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Du du dududu dudu du dudu du du

  • @imtired1011
    @imtired1011 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    How do you write such great characters??? Like really? Honestly amazing, you’re super talented.
    (Also to everyone like me who’s listening to fake “romantic scenarios” stay safe, and good luck with what you’re going through!!)

  • @outakun
    @outakun 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is 1 of the best yandere rps out there, i have listened to this multiple times already and its still like for the 1st time🧡

  • @lisasouza2826
    @lisasouza2826 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "You put on someone's face, and he's kidnapped magicaly"
    Wow, I so much secure to know you now, thanks

  • @masksenpai5889
    @masksenpai5889 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Once you got to the room I was like “Don’t judge me I was sad, even though I still am.” I felt called out but in a way like I was getting help.

  • @jakubkoubsky
    @jakubkoubsky 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I found this channel on reddit and man it's amazing. I love wholesome yandere stories (without murders) and I F@&KING love Ikumi's voice. And strangely enough I find Ikumi videos pretty funny.

  • @ProjektXeroOfficial
    @ProjektXeroOfficial 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This entire video felt like i was being personally attacked
    And I love it

  • @Dragoon-ob3mg
    @Dragoon-ob3mg 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Not in a basement Not tied up so far so good

  • @deano1012
    @deano1012 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I am gonna cry. This is my life now. 17 years coming on 18 and instead of being employed, I am listening to yandere stuff and wishing I was dominated and loved. And honestly, she does seem like the type to actually be way buffer than me. The only muscles I have are shoulder and calf muscles.

    • @poly3391
      @poly3391 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lol

    • @YukariAkiyama
      @YukariAkiyama 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      You doin good now, pal?

  • @mendedgoblin461
    @mendedgoblin461 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Congratulation on the improvements! You're awesome sz

  • @trinityharmon7374
    @trinityharmon7374 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Everyone needs a strong goth yandere to protect u and I love her

  • @SamTheDragonLover
    @SamTheDragonLover 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "I'll smile for you..."
    And that, kids, is how I wanted to die by Snu-Snu by a yandere...
    That aside I don't really like the concept of yanderes but this one is a reallly good surprise.
    I'm looking forward for a part 2.

  • @darksay8326
    @darksay8326 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Oh your much stronger than me eh
    "i am not the sempai your looking for 👋"

  • @nahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh777
    @nahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh777 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Yo wanted to let you know but your acting is a solid 11/10, it's great

  • @_dmon_
    @_dmon_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This is a lot different than what I was expecting, and I love it! Not only do we get a back story for Manami, but we also learned a little bit about chloroform, (I don’t know why I like that). Please make a part 2.

  • @ronniejamesdio6889
    @ronniejamesdio6889 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Oh are you approaching me?
    Yandere: how can I pet you if I don't get closer?

  • @ungiebgum9443
    @ungiebgum9443 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    “I’m pretty tall”....well if I’m only 5’4, and you’re shorter than me. Uhmm

  • @seanfarley4442
    @seanfarley4442 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    "I'm much stronger than you" I absolutely melted at this part, and basically every part onwards, loved the audio

  • @shaneizlame
    @shaneizlame 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "Self-defence classes"

  • @tomvg6241
    @tomvg6241 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    Her: i'm just as tall as you
    Me: i'm 6'5 you know...

  • @theflailips1013
    @theflailips1013 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Yandere: Clean up your socks btw.
    Me in reality: how did you know that...?
    Me also now look through my blinds to make sure I’m not being watched.

  • @okiku6007
    @okiku6007 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    this is such a polite yandere mommy 🥺

  • @mc.builder8267
    @mc.builder8267 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    A shy, dominant yandere, who is trying to control her possessive urges? Yes please.

  • @ghostboi7783
    @ghostboi7783 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Us-Well hey there beautiful.
    Her-well i guess i own you now.

    • @Void-Walker001
      @Void-Walker001 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hippity Hoppity your love is now my property.

  • @VSink7631
    @VSink7631 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    This genuinely scares me because of how accurate it is on who i am.

    • @Void-Walker001
      @Void-Walker001 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ENGINEER GET BACK TO THE POINT

  • @dell3502
    @dell3502 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "I'm not wearing much clothing, so you can probably tell I am much stronger than you"
    Good advice i will remember this when I get into a fight

  • @averagesoulsfan1
    @averagesoulsfan1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Alternate title: I got kidnapped in a relationship only to do chores.

  • @MrNoob-E
    @MrNoob-E 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Don't make this girl mad or that we'll be ur last moment

  • @carl2143
    @carl2143 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Abs what abs?

  • @Splattmaster666
    @Splattmaster666 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Y TF does her voice have to be so soothing in every video, like I'm trying to watch the video not fall asleep listening to your wonderful voice

    • @Barbara-xd5zu
      @Barbara-xd5zu 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I watch them to fall asleep, but i stay awake to hear the whole story

    • @Splattmaster666
      @Splattmaster666 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Barbara-xd5zu I know right

  • @connor_the_pengu9575
    @connor_the_pengu9575 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I loved this character way to much!!

  • @swamp3d
    @swamp3d 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Wait so you’re telling me all of this could’ve been avoided by being a bad gardener?

  • @firebrand4074
    @firebrand4074 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    If this happened to me irl I wouldn’t think twice before agreeing to staying with her
    I don’t want to be alone anymore man

    • @Void-Walker001
      @Void-Walker001 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I know how you feel bro...
      Lonely gang

    • @Barbara-xd5zu
      @Barbara-xd5zu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      We all do. That's why we're here

  • @a.person1805
    @a.person1805 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Me: Compliments a waitress at an Italian restaurant because I liked seeing people get happy
    This yandere: And I took that personally

  • @adrianlee9964
    @adrianlee9964 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    YOO this is great, thank you :)

  • @DapperPoomper
    @DapperPoomper 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I don't like being dominated but... As long as i'm liked :')
    She finna catch these hands tho, *BAM* right hook catch her off guard

  • @cej3940
    @cej3940 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    You and 5 other channels just uploaded at the same time, my screen just got whitewashed with notifications

    • @justsomerandomguy239
      @justsomerandomguy239 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I swear some youtubers just like to upload at the same time. I just got blasted with 16 notifications.

    • @cej3940
      @cej3940 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@justsomerandomguy239 Oof

    • @AlphaWeebII
      @AlphaWeebII 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      They just all used the same source for the best time to publish a video. It can significantly impact views.

    • @cej3940
      @cej3940 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@AlphaWeebII ah I see, that's rather interesting actually
      Thanks!

  • @0rangerose686
    @0rangerose686 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is a SUPER nice change of pace, I'd like more of this and fewer stockholm syndrome yanderes whose first solution is murder.

  • @loganbaxter4685
    @loganbaxter4685 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The woman might actually be stalking me. A lot of those descriptions are quite accurate.