timestamps: 0:00 LifeTime Achievement Award 6:13 Touch-Tone Telephone 10:49 Cabinet Man 15:14 No-Eyed Girl 19:38 When He Died 24:08 Sweet Bod 28:14 Eighth Wonder 32:23 Ancient Aliens 36:09 Soft Fuzzy Man 39:02 As Your Father I Expressly Forbid It 41:54 I Earn My Life 45:07 Reaganomics 48:26 Man-Made Object 52:05 Spiral Of Ants
if you mix this video and "Spirit Phone but Neil forgot his instruments and is just singing into your ears" you will get "SSppiirriitt PPhhoonne" which is just regular Spirit Phone, but from two sources that you have to manually sync up
@@NickOwens Yeah, of course, that's just a straw-man argument. But your comparison makes it sound like there's a large issue of bland instrumentals in music when it's really not. All music sounds just like these instrumentals, I don't get what your point is here if you're only referring to an extremely small portion of music. Why even bother then?
@@NickOwens Because taking 2 minutes out of my day to respond to some comment that's irrelevant to when it was posted means I "care" a lot or something
I think it really does mean something about an album/artist when you can listen to the Whole Ass Album without the vocals and have the same amount of gratification when you listen to it. Not that the vocals are bad, it's extremely pleasant both ways!
here r the lyrics to every song on the album to sing along to lifetime achievement award Die hard fans adored your hands They loved your throat and quote unquote "you" Hey, remember Michael Jackson. Michael Jackson really happened Delta Echo Alpha Delta, walking on the moon forever You are dead and buried, you are dead (Oh no) That's being revised! Even as we speak we're synthesizing blood and organs Synthesizing heart and soul Even Katy Perry knows you're dead (Oh no) Won't she be surprised! When we get your heart to start tomorrow When you see the chart tomorrow you'll be number one Bro, you look amazing Really put together It's like you haven't aged a day, oh It's like we know what we're doing or something You've been gone for way too long, like half a year An entire career for some Good luck getting into Heaven if you live past 27 Listen to the radiation put you back in circulation You are dead and buried, you are dead (Oh no) Oh, but you never died! Even as we speak we're synthesizing blood and organs Synthesizing heart and soul Ain't no cemetary you can't shed (Oh no) Ain't nowhere you can hide! Don't be frightened of us Soon enough you're gonna love us, just remember This is your last ride ever, forever Fill up your lungs, feel better Look, it's you, good as new New hands, new throat, new living tissue You earned this new purpose Lifetime achievement award Don't be nervous baby We put a billion eyes back on you From the grave to the stage You're a natural, babe! You are dead and buried, you are dead (Oh no) That's being revised! Even as we speak we're synthesizing blood and organs Synthesizing heart and soul Even Katy Perry knows you're dead (Oh no) Won't she be surprised! When we get your heart to start tomorrow When you see the chart tomorrow you'll be number one (Oh no, oh no) touch tone telephone I think it's time for you to know the awful truth The truth about me, and the truth about you 'Cause you're a brand new species Big cat, space Nazis, Robert Stack God damn it, gonna snap, Leonard Nimoy Call me back (Call me back) I try to call you every day I'm rehearsing what to say when the truth comes out (Of my very own mouth) I've been working on a unified theory If I make it through tonight everybody's gonna hear me out 'Cause I'm the right one On my touch-tone, touch-tone telephone I'm the only one On your A.M., A.M. radio Oh, I'm crying now, authentic tears They flow out of me when I think about you 'Cause you're the only person in the world who'd understand 'Cause you're the only person in the world who'd understand the meaning of this Oh My God I try and I try and I try to make you listen to me I try to call you every day I'm rehearsing what to say when the truth comes out (Of my very own mouth) I've been working on a unified theory If I make it through tonight everybody's gonna hear me out 'Cause I'm the right one On my touch-tone, touch-tone telephone I'm the only one, hey! On your A.M., A.M. radio Don't hang up yet, I'm not done I'm an expert, I'm the one The one who was right all along Better to be laughed at than wrong I'm an expert in my field UFOlogy, yes, it's all real Ancient aliens, it's all true I'm an expert just like you And like you, I'm a genius before my time Disbelieving, that's the real crime Pretty soon they'll discover me in the Super-Sargasso Sea I try to call you every day What can I say when the truth comes out? (Of my very own mouth) I've been working on a unified theory If I make it through tonight everybody's gonna hear me out (Now, now, now) 'Cause I'm the right one On my touch-tone, touch-tone telephone I'm the only one On your A.M., A.M. radio cabinet man The day they found me, I hadn't yet been played Inside my workshop behind the old arcade Electric desires had unraveled all my wires Now I'm in the box for safekeeping The news reporters reported that I died But all my organs were living on inside Circuit board to brain with two lungs collecting change One big human heart gently beeping You can't win me, I can't be beat I won't hurt you unless you cheat You can't see me behind the screen I'm half human and half machine Thank God for business, they let me take the floor I stood so proudly, like I was going to war Players soon appeared and I quickly was revered This must be what love would have felt like Such dedication, they came from miles away With eyes so piercing, they'd wait their turn to play In perfect patient lines because I was in their minds I could do whatever I felt like (Whatever I felt like) You can't win me, I can't be beat I won't hurt you unless you cheat You can't see me behind the screen I'm half human and half machine I'm happy for years and years And only eating the occasional maintenance man Only driving a few kids to madness Maybe they were predisposed to madness, who knows? I only want to have fun But now they're telling me my days here are done 'Cause there's a little tiny box they make in Japan And pretty soon it's gonna fit in your hand It's getting lonely, it's getting hard to breathe Ahe arcade's empty, I think it's Christmas Eve Someone's broken in, now they're painting on my skin Breaking me and taking my quarters Bashing in my face with a crowbar Kicking me and pushing me over Now they see my blood on their sneakers You can't win me, I can't be beat I won't hurt you unless you cheat You can't see me behind the screen I'm half human and half machine no eyed girl Oh, knowing what we know, knowing we don't know This is gonna change our world Feeling how I feel, I'll accept the unreal If you be my no-eyed girl from nowhere mankind can go There's too much light, blinding white Your matter tells mine to scatter It's alright, it's alright From the moment that we met I've been awake like I've never been awake in all my life If I spoke your language I could tell you how I feel But your language isn't real In every myth there's a little bit of truth But I cannot say a thing (I cannot say a thing) Without proof, oh no Knowing what we know, knowing we do not know This is gonna change our world I might go insane if I hear your full name If you be my no-eyed girl from nowhere mankind can go There's too much light, blinding white Emotions, human implosions It's alright, it's alright Right before the kiss I noticed something in the air Molecules existed when there should have been none there Chemical reactions with the surface of your skin Some will say my actions let the no-eyed people in And I'd do it all again, and I'd do it all again, and I'd do it all again when he died When he died Turns out he left behind a mansion full of other people's skulls The odd thing is, they never found his own, when he died When he died He somehow left behind strange symbols on the floor beneath his corpse Investigators said the wood was scorched, when he died When he died they found so many scorpions inside his lungs When he died the statues of his missing children cried What was later found to be his blood When he died (On a dark and stormy night) They telephoned his wife (Who reacted with delight) But gradually her voice began to fade to nothing And the Laughing Record played The Laughing Record played When he died They found a message etched into his spine That said when he died an endless age of untold nightmares would be nigh And the blood would make the seas run red When he died (On a dark and stormy night) A nearby shed caught fire (It simply caught alight) And when they cleared the charred wood from the ground Inside they found a painting of a clown (A creepy painting of a clown) He'd painted it he was just a child But scrawled upon the back was exactly when he died When he died, when he died, when he died, when he died sweet bod Your body is so sweet now, baby, I'm saying trick or treat now You know I've got to have you, yeah, you sexy sweet cadaver All wrapped up like a mummy, I'll cover you in honey And wait a hundred years or so You know, you know it isn't sexual (It isn't sexual) Strictly confectional (Strictly confectional) Strictly medicinal (Strictly medicinal) If a little nontraditional I'm digging up your coffin and pouring out the contents Your sexy sweet solution is prime for distribution Sweet bod Your body's starting rumors of Mason jars of sweetness Whose satisfied consumers have often claimed to witness Some sexy shrinking tumors, a sweet return to fitness They're just a hundred bucks or so You know, you know it isn't sexual (It isn't sexual) Strictly professional (Strictly professional) Entrepreneurial (Entrepreneurial) Oh, and what a sweet memorial I'm digging up your coffin and pouring out the contents Good God, I'm glad to see you Won't you be my panacea? Sweet bod, sweet bod, oh, sweet bod, sweet bod, sweet bod eighth wonder Extra clever earthbound spirit Ghost in the form of a mongoose And I have hands, and I have feet I'll never die, I am a freak Hello, I'm here, I'm living in the wall I know I might be small, but I am a freak Thou wilt never know what I am I am the fifth dimension and I will split the atom And if you see me you're paralyzed Pillar of salt, you're mummified Hello, I'm here, I'm living in the wall I know I might be small, but I am the eighth wonder And I was born 1852 And I was born in India And I shall haunt like the buggane With such weird noise and clanking chains Hello, I'm here, I'm living in the wall I know I might be small, but I am a freak I say "vanished" to underground Jim, let me go I watch like Hell And I have hands, and I have feet I'll never die, I am a freak Hello, I'm here, I'm living in the wall I know I might be small, but I am the eighth wonder Eighth wonder of the world You'll never get to see What in the name of God can I be?
ancient aliens My mind's this cave So dark, no moon, no stars No sound, just hearts and walls of art Strange things happen for no reason That's all I know My mind's this cave So dark, no moon, no stars, no stars No sound, just hearts and walls of art These creatures I've seen Some of them edible, some of them mean That's all I know I'm not like you You fly, you burn my eyes, my eyes You speak in my mind Your kind all died when you arrived I saw you making fire Strange things happen for no reason at all I can't help you You're not human, you're not animal My mind's this cave So dark, no moon, no stars, no stars No sound, just hearts and walls of art And you, you fly You burn my eyes You speak in my mind You seem surprised that I don't hear you soft fuzzy man Cold and windy Dark and stormy Let me float your way Please don't ignore me What you girls really need's a soft, fuzzy man (An ambient man) A trick of the light to love you tonight You don't understand, there's nothing quite like a soft, fuzzy man Can't you see me? Why can't you see me? I'm all around, all cold and dreamy What you girls really need's a soft, fuzzy man (A wisp of smoke man) To waft over you and cloud up your view So show me your hands and wave them right through a soft, fuzzy man Although I have no arms to hold you in a human passion burns within me I need to feel like I exist So please baby please baby step into the mist Don't be nervous No, don't be nervous I'm not like other guys who have a surface What you girls really need's a soft, fuzzy man (An atmospheric man) A shimmering puff of indistinct love What's better than the vague embrace of a soft, fuzzy man? Who seeps through your thoughts Who makes you see spots Who blows through the air Who plays with your hair I know it sounds crazy, but once you go hazy, you'll understand I'm your soft, fuzzy man as your father i expressly forbid it Hey, turn your techno music down Your grandpa's stopping by tonight Now, I don't want to hear it We'll be having macaroni You will be polite when he's here tonight Don't talk about the internet Your grandpa doesn't understand you will not bring bring your gameboy or whatever to the table Do you understand? He doesn't understand As your father I expressly forbid it As your father I expressly forbid it As your father I expressly forbid it I'm your dad, I'm your dad What happened to my medicine? The stuff I take to keep my hair It's obvious you stole it and you sold it on the street 'Cause you don't even care if I lose my hair Okay, I found my medicine I'm sorry that I yelled at you But let this be a lesson, if you ever steal my medicine That's what I'll do I'll yell at you As your father I expressly forbid it As your father I expressly forbid it As your father I expressly forbid it I'm your dad, I'm your dad As your father I expressly forbid it, yeah As your father I expressly forbid it, woah As your father I expressly forbid it I'm your dad, yeah yeah yeah As your father I expressly forbid it As your father I expressly forbid it As your father I expressly forbid it I'm your dad, I'm your dad i earn my life I'll quit my job the day I die I'll quit my job the day I die I break my back and never cry I break my back and never cry I'm losing all my hair, losing all my hair I'm losing all my hair because a man provides I'm standing on a chair, standing on a chair I'm standing on a chair because I earn my life I earn my life, I earn my life I learned it from my father and tell it to my wife Jesus Christ, don't tell me not to hurry I wouldn't be so worried if I wasn't always right While you're asleep I'm terrified While you're asleep I'm terrified I see the end before my eyes I see the end before my eyes A marker on a grave, marker on a grave Marker on a grave and I know I'm the one who died And underneath the name, underneath the name Underneath my name it says, "He Earned His Life" I earn my life, I earn my life I learned it from my father my father never lied Jesus Christ, better learn how to forage Utilities and mortgage are all that will survive I wish my life was on a graph So I knew how much left I have to earn tonight It burns too bright I think about my self a lot 'cause it's the only one I've got I've earned this life What have I done to earn this life? I earn my life, I earn my life I learned it from my father and tell it to my wife Jesus Christ, don't tell me not to hurry I wouldn't be so worried if I wasn't always right 'Cause I earn my life, I earn my life I learned it from my father and my father never lied Jesus Christ, we better learn how to forage Utilities and mortgage are all that will survive Utilities and mortgage are all that will survive reganomics In this present crisis, government is not the solution to our problem. Government is the solution to our problem. Are you unhappy, girl, in this confusing world? Where everything you earn is getting left to burn? If it were up to me, then living would be free And I can give you that, and I can give you that They'll take your money into their greasy hands And spend your money (They do this to disrespect you) And take away your land (I know kung fu, I will save you) 'Cause you're worth saving, baby Deregulating, baby I'm Ronald Reagan, baby I'm Ronald Reagan, yeah I'll save you, honey, you'll never be alone I'll save the business (If you love me, say you love me) That you will someday own (They hate freedom, I'll defeat them) Not like in comics, baby With economics, baby With Reaganomics, baby Atomic bomb it, yeah Are you unhappy, girl, in this confusing world? Where everything you earn is getting left to burn? If it were up to me, then money would be free And I can give you that, and I can give you that If you just hold my hand (If you just hold my hand) If you just close your eyes (If you just close your eyes) If you get in my car (If you get in my car) I'll take you for a ride (I'll take you for a ride) With Reaganomics, baby With Reaganomics, baby With Reaganomics, baby, baby, baby, baby, yeah (With Reaganomics, with Reaganomics, with Reaganomics) man made object I want to meet potential architects all night I want to purchase urban real estate all night I want to study local zoning laws all night I want to calculate construction costs all night I have a vision of a man-made object I have the money, I have the means I have the strangest dreams I caught insomnia from looking at the moon I found a picture of a rectangle I drew I am an altogether different man by day I have the influence to send that man far away I have a vision of a man-made object (Towering over all) I have a vision of a man-made object (Towering over all) I have a vision of a man-made object (Towering over all) I have a vision of a man-made object (Towering over all) I have the money, I have the means I've been having the strangest dreams, baby spiral of ants Over and over The pheromones, the overwhelming harmony Consuming the colony The Circle rules your life Chop, chop! Don't want to be late Lift up and carry your weight You've got no choice but to dance in a spiral of ants True bugs might laugh in your face Don't fret, you're leading the race Don't let the bastards step on your hands in a spiral of ants You can't remember where you came from (In a spiral of ants) You can't remember where you're going (In a spiral of ants) You can't remember knowing You are one ant Over, it's over The pheromones, the self-avoiding odyssey Consuming the colony The Circle rules your life Now, now! Don't run out of breath Don't feel surrounded by death, no Take the wheel, this could be your chance, in a spiral of ants False bugs, you'll soon be alone See how they drop like a stone You're free now forever to dance in a spiral of ants Now you remember where you came from (From a spiral of ants) Now you remember where you're going (To a spiral of ants) You've got to keep it flowing You are one ant (Over, over, over) Over and over The pheromones, the overwhelming harmony Consuming the colony Creating its own gravity Before we knew it we became a hurricane And the bugs who laughed got blown away As we proclaimed: The Circle rules your life
Part of what makes Lemon Demon so cool is that the instrumentals sound very simple at first, but there are subtleties that are often masked by the strong vocals that might only come out on repeat listens.
LIFETIME ACHIEVEMENT AWARD Die hard fans adored your hands They loved your throat and quote unquote "you" Hey, remember Michael Jackson. Michael Jackson really happened Delta Echo Alpha Delta, walking on the moon forever You are dead and buried, you are dead (Oh no) That's being revised! Even as we speak we're synthesizing blood and organs Synthesizing heart and soul Even Katy Perry knows you're dead (Oh no) Won't she be surprised! When we get your heart to start tomorrow When you see the chart tomorrow you'll be number one Bro, you look amazing Really put together It's like you haven't aged a day, oh It's like we know what we're doing or something You've been gone for way too long, like half a year An entire career for some Good luck getting into Heaven if you live past 27 Listen to the radiation put you back in circulation You are dead and buried, you are dead (Oh no) Oh, but you never died! Even as we speak we're synthesizing blood and organs Synthesizing heart and soul Ain't no cemetary you can't shed (Oh no) Ain't nowhere you can hide! Don't be frightened of us Soon enough you're gonna love us, just remember This is your last ride ever, forever Fill up your lungs, feel better Look, it's you, good as new New hands, new throat, new living tissue You earned this new purpose Lifetime achievement award Don't be nervous baby We put a billion eyes back on you From the grave to the stage You're a natural, babe! You are dead and buried, you are dead (Oh no) That's being revised! Even as we speak we're synthesizing blood and organs Synthesizing heart and soul Even Katy Perry knows you're dead (Oh no) Won't she be surprised! When we get your heart to start tomorrow When you see the chart tomorrow you'll be number one (Oh no, oh no)
TOUCH TONE TELEPHONE I think it's time for you to know the awful truth The truth about me, and the truth about you 'Cause you're a brand new species Big cat, space Nazis, Robert Stack God damn it, gonna snap, Leonard Nimoy Call me back (Call me back) I try to call you every day I'm rehearsing what to say when the truth comes out (Of my very own mouth) I've been working on a unified theory If I make it through tonight everybody's gonna hear me out 'Cause I'm the right one On my touch-tone, touch-tone telephone I'm the only one On your A.M., A.M. radio Oh, I'm crying now, authentic tears They flow out of me when I think about you 'Cause you're the only person in the world who'd understand 'Cause you're the only person in the world who'd understand the meaning of this Oh My God I try and I try and I try to make you listen to me I try to call you every day I'm rehearsing what to say when the truth comes out (Of my very own mouth) I've been working on a unified theory If I make it through tonight everybody's gonna hear me out 'Cause I'm the right one On my touch-tone, touch-tone telephone I'm the only one, hey! On your A.M., A.M. radio Don't hang up yet, I'm not done I'm an expert, I'm the one The one who was right all along Better to be laughed at than wrong I'm an expert in my field UFOlogy, yes, it's all real Ancient aliens, it's all true I'm an expert just like you And like you, I'm a genius before my time Disbelieving, that's the real crime Pretty soon they'll discover me in the Super-Sargasso Sea I try to call you every day What can I say when the truth comes out? (Of my very own mouth) I've been working on a unified theory If I make it through tonight everybody's gonna hear me out (Now, now, now) 'Cause I'm the right one On my touch-tone, touch-tone telephone I'm the only one On your A.M., A.M. radio
CABINET MAN The day they found me, I hadn't yet been played Inside my workshop behind the old arcade Electric desires had unraveled all my wires Now I'm in the box for safekeeping The news reporters reported that I died But all my organs were living on inside Circuit board to brain with two lungs collecting change One big human heart gently beeping You can't win me, I can't be beat I won't hurt you unless you cheat You can't see me behind the screen I'm half human and half machine Thank God for business, they let me take the floor I stood so proudly, like I was going to war Players soon appeared and I quickly was revered This must be what love would have felt like Such dedication, they came from miles away With eyes so piercing, they'd wait their turn to play In perfect patient lines because I was in their minds I could do whatever I felt like (Whatever I felt like) You can't win me, I can't be beat I won't hurt you unless you cheat You can't see me behind the screen I'm half human and half machine I'm happy for years and years And only eating the occasional maintenance man Only driving a few kids to madness Maybe they were predisposed to madness, who knows? I only want to have fun But now they're telling me my days here are done 'Cause there's a little tiny box they make in Japan And pretty soon it's gonna fit in your hand It's getting lonely, it's getting hard to breathe The arcade's empty, I think it's Christmas Eve Someone's broken in, now they're painting on my skin Breaking me and taking my quarters Bashing in my face with a crowbar Kicking me and pushing me over Now they see my blood on their sneakers You can't win me, I can't be beat I won't hurt you unless you cheat You can't see me behind the screen I'm half human and half machine
NO EYED GIRL Oh, knowing what we know, knowing what we don't know This is gonna change our world Feeling how I feel, I'll accept the unreal If you be my no-eyed girl from nowhere mankind can go There's too much light, blinding white Your matter tells mine to scatter It's alright, it's alright From the moment that we met I've been awake like I've never been awake in all my life If I spoke your language I could tell you how I feel But your language isn't real In every myth there's a little bit of truth But I cannot say a thing (I cannot say a thing) Without proof, oh no Knowing what we know, knowing what we do not know This is gonna change our world I might go insane if I hear your full name If you be my no-eyed girl from nowhere mankind can go There's too much light, blinding white Emotions, human implosions It's alright, it's alright Right before the kiss I noticed something in the air Molecules existed when there should have been none there Chemical reactions with the surface of your skin Some will say my actions let the no-eyed people in And I'd do it all again, and I'd do it all again, and I'd do it all again
WHEN HE DIED When he died Turns out he left behind a mansion full of other people's skulls The odd thing is, they never found his own, when he died When he died He somehow left behind strange symbols on the floor beneath his corpse Investigators said the wood was scorched, when he died When he died they found so many scorpions inside his lungs When he died the statues of his missing children cried What was later found to be his blood When he died (On a dark and stormy night) They telephoned his wife (Who reacted with delight) But gradually her voice began to fade to nothing And the Laughing Record played The Laughing Record played When he died They found a message etched into his spine That said when he died an endless age of untold nightmares would be nigh And the blood would make the seas run red When he died (On a dark and stormy night) A nearby shed caught fire (It simply caught alight) And when they cleared the charred wood from the ground Inside they found a painting of a clown (A creepy painting of a clown) He'd painted it when he was just a child But scrawled upon the back was exactly when he died When he died, when he died, when he died, when he died
Does anyone else feel a sort of peaceful vibe when listening to these instrumentals? Like a calm outro after a video. The lyrics make the songs fun and exciting, but the songs aren't empty without them. Rather, they're like a soft bed for you to lay on and relax.
yeah i was looking for instrumentals because im sorta the most sick ive been in my life… helped to calm me down a ton even if i struggle to move or function -a stranger online who you probably will not remember in a second or two
The instrumental of Touch-Tone Telephone makes me feel like I’m on the Main Menu screen of a movie, but the remote isn’t working so I’m just vibing instead.
i put this on so i can focus on studying my homework without falling asleep but instead i just started singing the lyrics where they're supposed to be since i've listened to the album so many times -___-
i found the vocals only version of the album on youtube and somehow got the timing right to play both together and it's probably unnecessary bc i could just listen to the entire album like a sane person would, but I'm a lemon demon fan so I'm not sane at all so this is really satisfying
some of the songs like "when he died" strike fear in me when waiting for the singing to start because most of them take a while to start at the beginning, but by the time you realise it wont start, its too late to catch up with where you are lyrically and youve lost track
HEARING ALL THE LITTLE SOUNDS YOU CANT HEAR BEHIND THE VOCALS JUST MMMMM 👌✨ edit: why did i put the fucking sparkle emoji i hate it it makes me look like a dsmp stan 😕
His human passion really burned within that part, as well as the whole song I love the Soft Fuzzy Man (entirely platonically, mind you) and his funky techno (?) tunes
I've been wanting this ever since i downloaded the album, amazing It's really neat to appreciate and hear all there is in the instrumentals with those vocals only in my head
Neil is truly a gift to music. If you haven't listened to the pure vocal takes of Spirit Phone, you MUST do so - the fact that these equal-opposite sides of each track sound so glorious is testament to his vision. Or, er, hearing.
Thank you so much for going to the effort of compiling all of this!! I really loved how rich and textured the instrumentals were on this album and it's so cool to hear them on their own like this!
PFF IM READING FANFICTION AND SWEET BOD IMMEDIATELY STARTED PLAYING AFTER 2 CHARACTERS FELL ALSEEP IN EACHOTHERS ARMS- Edit 11/19/2022: i went from listening to this while reading fanfiction to listening to it while WRITING fanfiction Damn time flies
Listening to this is crazy because you realize just how much music there is that you don’t notice, made me appreciate Neil 2000% more than I already do
no eyed girl 15:14 lyrics: oh knowing what we know knowing what we don't know thhhis is gonna change our world feeling how I feel I'll accept the unreal iif you be my no eyed girl nowhere nowhere man can go there go there too much light aiaight blinding white matter matter oo to scatter scatter it's alright aiaight it's alright the moment that we met awake like eyes awake in all my life in all my life bababababababa language mm badap m bap m bap mm badap m bap m bap mm badap m bap m bap mm badap m bap m bap mm badap m bap m bap mm badap m bap m bap mm badap m bap m bap proof oh no knowing what we know knowing what we doo not know thhhis is gonna change our world I might go insane if I learn your full nameao if you be my no eyed girl nowhere nowhere man can go there go there too much light aiaight blinding white emotion motion human implosion osion it's alright aiaight it's alright a a a a a a a a a a aa oo aaa aa mmm ooooooooooooooooooooo
timestamps:
0:00 LifeTime Achievement Award
6:13 Touch-Tone Telephone
10:49 Cabinet Man
15:14 No-Eyed Girl
19:38 When He Died
24:08 Sweet Bod
28:14 Eighth Wonder
32:23 Ancient Aliens
36:09 Soft Fuzzy Man
39:02 As Your Father I Expressly Forbid It
41:54 I Earn My Life
45:07 Reaganomics
48:26 Man-Made Object
52:05 Spiral Of Ants
people like you give me hope.
U great
The real mvp
You're breathtaking
Thanks
Person: how are you singing all of the lyrics of this album?
Me: it's like we know what we're doing or something
Lol yes
I fell off my bed at this-
Clever
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Wow you look amazing :0
Lemon Demon but Neil was part of our imagination all this time
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But neil died 5 year ago...
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if you mix this video and "Spirit Phone but Neil forgot his instruments and is just singing into your ears" you will get "SSppiirriitt PPhhoonne" which is just regular Spirit Phone, but from two sources that you have to manually sync up
i was already doing that before i saw this comment
bro this is exactly what I'm doing 0_0
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More like Sp ir it Ph on e
Sрiгiт рнопе
im literally crying put him back
@vel does he have hands and feet?
@@HeavyWeaponsGuyisHorny dont worry, he’ll never die, he is a freak though...
@@kitsune630 idk what he is but I heard that he was the 5th dimension and that he said something about splitting an atom
@@artemissss2529 and I think if you see him you’ll be petrified , maybe turned into a pillar of salt or mummified?
@@katsicin5264 and he also said “hello,I’m here” and apparently he’s living in a wall and he is very aware that he is small
A lot of songs are extremely repetitive when you remove the vocals.
Not this album.
lol yeah right. Best way to say you've never heard a singular song that's not from lemon demon
@@GlipGlig dude I said “a lot of songs”, this does not mean all music
@@NickOwens Yeah, of course, that's just a straw-man argument. But your comparison makes it sound like there's a large issue of bland instrumentals in music when it's really not. All music sounds just like these instrumentals, I don't get what your point is here if you're only referring to an extremely small portion of music. Why even bother then?
@@GlipGlig I made this comment four years ago, why do you care so much?
@@NickOwens Because taking 2 minutes out of my day to respond to some comment that's irrelevant to when it was posted means I "care" a lot or something
me: im not religious
lemon demon i earn my life instrumental: [exists]
me: I Have One Religion
Is your PFP gifany from the gravity falls episode soos and the real girl?
Flute solo
@@latedawns1797 that’s really specific
Cicieregaism.
Those backup vocals in "No-Eyed Girl" though
@yaheg right because it's strictly confectional
@@user-is2zv4sc6y strictly professional
@flambé Oh and what a sweet memorial
I can't finish the tutorial
They’re awesome and spooky
POV: You're neil and you are about to record the vocals except you dont and just keep listening to the instrumentals because they are so damn good
I _WISH_ I was Neil 😔
@@Crim_5009Abra cadabra now go make a new album.
"As your father I expressly forbid it" sounds like villan music.
Oh my god it does
It reminds me of Bowser
Like,it could be a leitmoff?
Boss music except the boss is your unreasonable father
@@HeavyWeaponsGuyisHorny Yes
25:44 just those two beats were so funky that their raw power sent me flying
*You still flyin?*
@@CometMothman I landed in Poland and have started a new life
@@Roma-kp4qg *Wonderful, have a great time*
I REMEMBER THIS SONG FROM SOMEWHERE ELSE BUT I DONT REMEMBER WHERE I HEARD IT
@@Roma-kp4qghow it going over there
Spirit phone but Neil actually took a vow of silence
FR
I think it really does mean something about an album/artist when you can listen to the Whole Ass Album without the vocals and have the same amount of gratification when you listen to it. Not that the vocals are bad, it's extremely pleasant both ways!
here r the lyrics to every song on the album to sing along to
lifetime achievement award
Die hard fans adored your hands
They loved your throat and quote unquote "you"
Hey, remember Michael Jackson. Michael Jackson really happened
Delta Echo Alpha Delta, walking on the moon forever
You are dead and buried, you are dead (Oh no)
That's being revised!
Even as we speak we're synthesizing blood and organs
Synthesizing heart and soul
Even Katy Perry knows you're dead (Oh no)
Won't she be surprised!
When we get your heart to start tomorrow
When you see the chart tomorrow you'll be number one
Bro, you look amazing
Really put together
It's like you haven't aged a day, oh
It's like we know what we're doing or something
You've been gone for way too long, like half a year
An entire career for some
Good luck getting into Heaven if you live past 27
Listen to the radiation put you back in circulation
You are dead and buried, you are dead (Oh no)
Oh, but you never died!
Even as we speak we're synthesizing blood and organs
Synthesizing heart and soul
Ain't no cemetary you can't shed (Oh no)
Ain't nowhere you can hide!
Don't be frightened of us
Soon enough you're gonna love us, just remember
This is your last ride ever, forever
Fill up your lungs, feel better
Look, it's you, good as new
New hands, new throat, new living tissue
You earned this new purpose
Lifetime achievement award
Don't be nervous baby
We put a billion eyes back on you
From the grave to the stage
You're a natural, babe!
You are dead and buried, you are dead (Oh no)
That's being revised!
Even as we speak we're synthesizing blood and organs
Synthesizing heart and soul
Even Katy Perry knows you're dead (Oh no)
Won't she be surprised!
When we get your heart to start tomorrow
When you see the chart tomorrow you'll be number one
(Oh no, oh no)
touch tone telephone
I think it's time for you to know the awful truth
The truth about me, and the truth about you
'Cause you're a brand new species
Big cat, space Nazis, Robert Stack
God damn it, gonna snap, Leonard Nimoy
Call me back (Call me back)
I try to call you every day
I'm rehearsing what to say when the truth comes out (Of my very own mouth)
I've been working on a unified theory
If I make it through tonight everybody's gonna hear me out
'Cause I'm the right one
On my touch-tone, touch-tone telephone
I'm the only one
On your A.M., A.M. radio
Oh, I'm crying now, authentic tears
They flow out of me when I think about you
'Cause you're the only person in the world who'd understand
'Cause you're the only person in the world who'd understand the meaning of this
Oh My God
I try and I try and I try to make you listen to me
I try to call you every day
I'm rehearsing what to say when the truth comes out (Of my very own mouth)
I've been working on a unified theory
If I make it through tonight everybody's gonna hear me out
'Cause I'm the right one
On my touch-tone, touch-tone telephone
I'm the only one, hey!
On your A.M., A.M. radio
Don't hang up yet, I'm not done
I'm an expert, I'm the one
The one who was right all along
Better to be laughed at than wrong
I'm an expert in my field
UFOlogy, yes, it's all real
Ancient aliens, it's all true
I'm an expert just like you
And like you, I'm a genius before my time
Disbelieving, that's the real crime
Pretty soon they'll discover me in the Super-Sargasso Sea
I try to call you every day
What can I say when the truth comes out? (Of my very own mouth)
I've been working on a unified theory
If I make it through tonight everybody's gonna hear me out
(Now, now, now)
'Cause I'm the right one
On my touch-tone, touch-tone telephone
I'm the only one
On your A.M., A.M. radio
cabinet man
The day they found me, I hadn't yet been played
Inside my workshop behind the old arcade
Electric desires had unraveled all my wires
Now I'm in the box for safekeeping
The news reporters reported that I died
But all my organs were living on inside
Circuit board to brain with two lungs collecting change
One big human heart gently beeping
You can't win me, I can't be beat
I won't hurt you unless you cheat
You can't see me behind the screen
I'm half human and half machine
Thank God for business, they let me take the floor
I stood so proudly, like I was going to war
Players soon appeared and I quickly was revered
This must be what love would have felt like
Such dedication, they came from miles away
With eyes so piercing, they'd wait their turn to play
In perfect patient lines because I was in their minds
I could do whatever I felt like (Whatever I felt like)
You can't win me, I can't be beat
I won't hurt you unless you cheat
You can't see me behind the screen
I'm half human and half machine
I'm happy for years and years
And only eating the occasional maintenance man
Only driving a few kids to madness
Maybe they were predisposed to madness, who knows?
I only want to have fun
But now they're telling me my days here are done
'Cause there's a little tiny box they make in Japan
And pretty soon it's gonna fit in your hand
It's getting lonely, it's getting hard to breathe
Ahe arcade's empty, I think it's Christmas Eve
Someone's broken in, now they're painting on my skin
Breaking me and taking my quarters
Bashing in my face with a crowbar
Kicking me and pushing me over
Now they see my blood on their sneakers
You can't win me, I can't be beat
I won't hurt you unless you cheat
You can't see me behind the screen
I'm half human and half machine
no eyed girl
Oh, knowing what we know, knowing we don't know
This is gonna change our world
Feeling how I feel, I'll accept the unreal
If you be my no-eyed girl from nowhere mankind can go
There's too much light, blinding white
Your matter tells mine to scatter
It's alright, it's alright
From the moment that we met
I've been awake like I've never been awake in all my life
If I spoke your language I could tell you how I feel
But your language isn't real
In every myth there's a little bit of truth
But I cannot say a thing (I cannot say a thing)
Without proof, oh no
Knowing what we know, knowing we do not know
This is gonna change our world
I might go insane if I hear your full name
If you be my no-eyed girl from nowhere mankind can go
There's too much light, blinding white
Emotions, human implosions
It's alright, it's alright
Right before the kiss I noticed something in the air
Molecules existed when there should have been none there
Chemical reactions with the surface of your skin
Some will say my actions let the no-eyed people in
And I'd do it all again, and I'd do it all again, and I'd do it all again
when he died
When he died
Turns out he left behind a mansion full of other people's skulls
The odd thing is, they never found his own, when he died
When he died
He somehow left behind strange symbols on the floor beneath his corpse
Investigators said the wood was scorched, when he died
When he died they found so many scorpions inside his lungs
When he died the statues of his missing children cried
What was later found to be his blood
When he died (On a dark and stormy night)
They telephoned his wife (Who reacted with delight)
But gradually her voice began to fade to nothing
And the Laughing Record played
The Laughing Record played
When he died
They found a message etched into his spine
That said when he died an endless age of untold nightmares would be nigh
And the blood would make the seas run red
When he died (On a dark and stormy night)
A nearby shed caught fire (It simply caught alight)
And when they cleared the charred wood from the ground
Inside they found a painting of a clown (A creepy painting of a clown)
He'd painted it he was just a child
But scrawled upon the back was exactly when he died
When he died, when he died, when he died, when he died
sweet bod
Your body is so sweet now, baby, I'm saying trick or treat now
You know I've got to have you, yeah, you sexy sweet cadaver
All wrapped up like a mummy, I'll cover you in honey
And wait a hundred years or so
You know, you know it isn't sexual (It isn't sexual)
Strictly confectional (Strictly confectional)
Strictly medicinal (Strictly medicinal)
If a little nontraditional
I'm digging up your coffin and pouring out the contents
Your sexy sweet solution is prime for distribution
Sweet bod
Your body's starting rumors of Mason jars of sweetness
Whose satisfied consumers have often claimed to witness
Some sexy shrinking tumors, a sweet return to fitness
They're just a hundred bucks or so
You know, you know it isn't sexual (It isn't sexual)
Strictly professional (Strictly professional)
Entrepreneurial (Entrepreneurial)
Oh, and what a sweet memorial
I'm digging up your coffin and pouring out the contents
Good God, I'm glad to see you
Won't you be my panacea?
Sweet bod, sweet bod, oh, sweet bod, sweet bod, sweet bod
eighth wonder
Extra clever earthbound spirit
Ghost in the form of a mongoose
And I have hands, and I have feet
I'll never die, I am a freak
Hello, I'm here, I'm living in the wall
I know I might be small, but I am a freak
Thou wilt never know what I am
I am the fifth dimension and I will split the atom
And if you see me you're paralyzed
Pillar of salt, you're mummified
Hello, I'm here, I'm living in the wall
I know I might be small, but I am the eighth wonder
And I was born 1852
And I was born in India
And I shall haunt like the buggane
With such weird noise and clanking chains
Hello, I'm here, I'm living in the wall
I know I might be small, but I am a freak
I say "vanished" to underground
Jim, let me go
I watch like Hell
And I have hands, and I have feet
I'll never die, I am a freak
Hello, I'm here, I'm living in the wall
I know I might be small, but I am the eighth wonder
Eighth wonder of the world
You'll never get to see
What in the name of God can I be?
ancient aliens
My mind's this cave
So dark, no moon, no stars
No sound, just hearts and walls of art
Strange things happen for no reason
That's all I know
My mind's this cave
So dark, no moon, no stars, no stars
No sound, just hearts and walls of art
These creatures I've seen
Some of them edible, some of them mean
That's all I know
I'm not like you
You fly, you burn my eyes, my eyes
You speak in my mind
Your kind all died when you arrived
I saw you making fire
Strange things happen for no reason at all
I can't help you
You're not human, you're not animal
My mind's this cave
So dark, no moon, no stars, no stars
No sound, just hearts and walls of art
And you, you fly
You burn my eyes
You speak in my mind
You seem surprised that I don't hear you
soft fuzzy man
Cold and windy
Dark and stormy
Let me float your way
Please don't ignore me
What you girls really need's a soft, fuzzy man
(An ambient man)
A trick of the light to love you tonight
You don't understand, there's nothing quite like a soft, fuzzy man
Can't you see me?
Why can't you see me?
I'm all around, all cold and dreamy
What you girls really need's a soft, fuzzy man
(A wisp of smoke man)
To waft over you and cloud up your view
So show me your hands and wave them right through a soft, fuzzy man
Although I have no arms to hold you in a human passion burns within me
I need to feel like I exist
So please baby please baby step into the mist
Don't be nervous
No, don't be nervous
I'm not like other guys who have a surface
What you girls really need's a soft, fuzzy man
(An atmospheric man)
A shimmering puff of indistinct love
What's better than the vague embrace of a soft, fuzzy man?
Who seeps through your thoughts
Who makes you see spots
Who blows through the air
Who plays with your hair
I know it sounds crazy, but once you go hazy, you'll understand
I'm your soft, fuzzy man
as your father i expressly forbid it
Hey, turn your techno music down
Your grandpa's stopping by tonight
Now, I don't want to hear it
We'll be having macaroni
You will be polite when he's here tonight
Don't talk about the internet
Your grandpa doesn't understand
you will not bring bring your gameboy or whatever to the table
Do you understand?
He doesn't understand
As your father I expressly forbid it
As your father I expressly forbid it
As your father I expressly forbid it
I'm your dad, I'm your dad
What happened to my medicine?
The stuff I take to keep my hair
It's obvious you stole it and you sold it on the street
'Cause you don't even care if I lose my hair
Okay, I found my medicine
I'm sorry that I yelled at you
But let this be a lesson, if you ever steal my medicine
That's what I'll do
I'll yell at you
As your father I expressly forbid it
As your father I expressly forbid it
As your father I expressly forbid it
I'm your dad, I'm your dad
As your father I expressly forbid it, yeah
As your father I expressly forbid it, woah
As your father I expressly forbid it
I'm your dad, yeah yeah yeah
As your father I expressly forbid it
As your father I expressly forbid it
As your father I expressly forbid it
I'm your dad, I'm your dad
i earn my life
I'll quit my job the day I die
I'll quit my job the day I die
I break my back and never cry
I break my back and never cry
I'm losing all my hair, losing all my hair
I'm losing all my hair because a man provides
I'm standing on a chair, standing on a chair
I'm standing on a chair because I earn my life
I earn my life, I earn my life
I learned it from my father and tell it to my wife
Jesus Christ, don't tell me not to hurry
I wouldn't be so worried if I wasn't always right
While you're asleep I'm terrified
While you're asleep I'm terrified
I see the end before my eyes
I see the end before my eyes
A marker on a grave, marker on a grave
Marker on a grave and I know I'm the one who died
And underneath the name, underneath the name
Underneath my name it says, "He Earned His Life"
I earn my life, I earn my life
I learned it from my father my father never lied
Jesus Christ, better learn how to forage
Utilities and mortgage are all that will survive
I wish my life was on a graph
So I knew how much left I have to earn tonight
It burns too bright
I think about my self a lot 'cause it's the only one I've got
I've earned this life
What have I done to earn this life?
I earn my life, I earn my life
I learned it from my father and tell it to my wife
Jesus Christ, don't tell me not to hurry
I wouldn't be so worried if I wasn't always right
'Cause I earn my life, I earn my life
I learned it from my father and my father never lied
Jesus Christ, we better learn how to forage
Utilities and mortgage are all that will survive
Utilities and mortgage are all that will survive
reganomics
In this present crisis, government is not the solution to our problem.
Government is the solution to our problem.
Are you unhappy, girl, in this confusing world?
Where everything you earn is getting left to burn?
If it were up to me, then living would be free
And I can give you that, and I can give you that
They'll take your money into their greasy hands
And spend your money
(They do this to disrespect you)
And take away your land
(I know kung fu, I will save you)
'Cause you're worth saving, baby
Deregulating, baby
I'm Ronald Reagan, baby
I'm Ronald Reagan, yeah
I'll save you, honey, you'll never be alone
I'll save the business
(If you love me, say you love me)
That you will someday own
(They hate freedom, I'll defeat them)
Not like in comics, baby
With economics, baby
With Reaganomics, baby
Atomic bomb it, yeah
Are you unhappy, girl, in this confusing world?
Where everything you earn is getting left to burn?
If it were up to me, then money would be free
And I can give you that, and I can give you that
If you just hold my hand (If you just hold my hand)
If you just close your eyes (If you just close your eyes)
If you get in my car (If you get in my car)
I'll take you for a ride (I'll take you for a ride)
With Reaganomics, baby
With Reaganomics, baby
With Reaganomics, baby, baby, baby, baby, yeah
(With Reaganomics, with Reaganomics, with Reaganomics)
man made object
I want to meet potential architects all night
I want to purchase urban real estate all night
I want to study local zoning laws all night
I want to calculate construction costs all night
I have a vision of a man-made object
I have the money, I have the means
I have the strangest dreams
I caught insomnia from looking at the moon
I found a picture of a rectangle I drew
I am an altogether different man by day
I have the influence to send that man far away
I have a vision of a man-made object (Towering over all)
I have a vision of a man-made object (Towering over all)
I have a vision of a man-made object (Towering over all)
I have a vision of a man-made object (Towering over all)
I have the money, I have the means
I've been having the strangest dreams, baby
spiral of ants
Over and over
The pheromones, the overwhelming harmony
Consuming the colony
The Circle rules your life
Chop, chop! Don't want to be late
Lift up and carry your weight
You've got no choice but to dance in a spiral of ants
True bugs might laugh in your face
Don't fret, you're leading the race
Don't let the bastards step on your hands in a spiral of ants
You can't remember where you came from (In a spiral of ants)
You can't remember where you're going (In a spiral of ants)
You can't remember knowing
You are one ant
Over, it's over
The pheromones, the self-avoiding odyssey
Consuming the colony
The Circle rules your life
Now, now! Don't run out of breath
Don't feel surrounded by death, no
Take the wheel, this could be your chance, in a spiral of ants
False bugs, you'll soon be alone
See how they drop like a stone
You're free now forever to dance in a spiral of ants
Now you remember where you came from (From a spiral of ants)
Now you remember where you're going (To a spiral of ants)
You've got to keep it flowing
You are one ant
(Over, over, over)
Over and over
The pheromones, the overwhelming harmony
Consuming the colony
Creating its own gravity
Before we knew it we became a hurricane
And the bugs who laughed got blown away
As we proclaimed:
The Circle rules your life
not all heroes wear capes
i regret pressing read more holy shit
@@Audamix80 why?
@@coronelfalk FLOODED my screen lol
WAIT - CAN YOU GIVE US...
*JUST NEIL VOCALS* I want his voice and NOTHING ELSE BUT HIS RAW AUDIO TO PENETRATE MY EAR HOLES
You joke, but listening to this (especially No Eyed Girl) I realized how much I appreciate his voice.
You can download the stems of the whole album + two trucks on Twitter
@@SerialBull link???
twitter.com/neilcic/status/812814120743530496?lang=en
You can listen to some of these songs but only the bass and vocals
THE SPIRAL OF ANTS INSTRUMENTAL IS SO DAMN GOOD
IT ACTUALLY FEELS LIKE I'M CIRCLING THE SPIRAL JESUS
spiral Jesus. is that like,, a shiny Jesus,, like a different type im unaware of ? cause as far as i knwo there's only one SHHSSHHS
This feels strangely empty but it's really interesting to hear and makes me appreciate the music more
no eyed girl is so funkey damn boi
Finally I can play sweet bod in front of my family
fr
it's not sexual, literally, just a mellified man
Part of what makes Lemon Demon so cool is that the instrumentals sound very simple at first, but there are subtleties that are often masked by the strong vocals that might only come out on repeat listens.
If I met the human form of 4:30 I'd propose on the spot
LYRIC HUB-
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LYRICS TO EACH SONG IN THE REPLIES
LIFETIME ACHIEVEMENT AWARD
Die hard fans adored your hands
They loved your throat and quote unquote "you"
Hey, remember Michael Jackson. Michael Jackson really happened
Delta Echo Alpha Delta, walking on the moon forever
You are dead and buried, you are dead (Oh no)
That's being revised!
Even as we speak we're synthesizing blood and organs
Synthesizing heart and soul
Even Katy Perry knows you're dead (Oh no)
Won't she be surprised!
When we get your heart to start tomorrow
When you see the chart tomorrow you'll be number one
Bro, you look amazing
Really put together
It's like you haven't aged a day, oh
It's like we know what we're doing or something
You've been gone for way too long, like half a year
An entire career for some
Good luck getting into Heaven if you live past 27
Listen to the radiation put you back in circulation
You are dead and buried, you are dead (Oh no)
Oh, but you never died!
Even as we speak we're synthesizing blood and organs
Synthesizing heart and soul
Ain't no cemetary you can't shed (Oh no)
Ain't nowhere you can hide!
Don't be frightened of us
Soon enough you're gonna love us, just remember
This is your last ride ever, forever
Fill up your lungs, feel better
Look, it's you, good as new
New hands, new throat, new living tissue
You earned this new purpose
Lifetime achievement award
Don't be nervous baby
We put a billion eyes back on you
From the grave to the stage
You're a natural, babe!
You are dead and buried, you are dead (Oh no)
That's being revised!
Even as we speak we're synthesizing blood and organs
Synthesizing heart and soul
Even Katy Perry knows you're dead (Oh no)
Won't she be surprised!
When we get your heart to start tomorrow
When you see the chart tomorrow you'll be number one
(Oh no, oh no)
TOUCH TONE TELEPHONE
I think it's time for you to know the awful truth
The truth about me, and the truth about you
'Cause you're a brand new species
Big cat, space Nazis, Robert Stack
God damn it, gonna snap, Leonard Nimoy
Call me back (Call me back)
I try to call you every day
I'm rehearsing what to say when the truth comes out (Of my very own mouth)
I've been working on a unified theory
If I make it through tonight everybody's gonna hear me out
'Cause I'm the right one
On my touch-tone, touch-tone telephone
I'm the only one
On your A.M., A.M. radio
Oh, I'm crying now, authentic tears
They flow out of me when I think about you
'Cause you're the only person in the world who'd understand
'Cause you're the only person in the world who'd understand the meaning of this
Oh My God
I try and I try and I try to make you listen to me
I try to call you every day
I'm rehearsing what to say when the truth comes out (Of my very own mouth)
I've been working on a unified theory
If I make it through tonight everybody's gonna hear me out
'Cause I'm the right one
On my touch-tone, touch-tone telephone
I'm the only one, hey!
On your A.M., A.M. radio
Don't hang up yet, I'm not done
I'm an expert, I'm the one
The one who was right all along
Better to be laughed at than wrong
I'm an expert in my field
UFOlogy, yes, it's all real
Ancient aliens, it's all true
I'm an expert just like you
And like you, I'm a genius before my time
Disbelieving, that's the real crime
Pretty soon they'll discover me in the Super-Sargasso Sea
I try to call you every day
What can I say when the truth comes out? (Of my very own mouth)
I've been working on a unified theory
If I make it through tonight everybody's gonna hear me out
(Now, now, now)
'Cause I'm the right one
On my touch-tone, touch-tone telephone
I'm the only one
On your A.M., A.M. radio
CABINET MAN
The day they found me, I hadn't yet been played
Inside my workshop behind the old arcade
Electric desires had unraveled all my wires
Now I'm in the box for safekeeping
The news reporters reported that I died
But all my organs were living on inside
Circuit board to brain with two lungs collecting change
One big human heart gently beeping
You can't win me, I can't be beat
I won't hurt you unless you cheat
You can't see me behind the screen
I'm half human and half machine
Thank God for business, they let me take the floor
I stood so proudly, like I was going to war
Players soon appeared and I quickly was revered
This must be what love would have felt like
Such dedication, they came from miles away
With eyes so piercing, they'd wait their turn to play
In perfect patient lines because I was in their minds
I could do whatever I felt like (Whatever I felt like)
You can't win me, I can't be beat
I won't hurt you unless you cheat
You can't see me behind the screen
I'm half human and half machine
I'm happy for years and years
And only eating the occasional maintenance man
Only driving a few kids to madness
Maybe they were predisposed to madness, who knows?
I only want to have fun
But now they're telling me my days here are done
'Cause there's a little tiny box they make in Japan
And pretty soon it's gonna fit in your hand
It's getting lonely, it's getting hard to breathe
The arcade's empty, I think it's Christmas Eve
Someone's broken in, now they're painting on my skin
Breaking me and taking my quarters
Bashing in my face with a crowbar
Kicking me and pushing me over
Now they see my blood on their sneakers
You can't win me, I can't be beat
I won't hurt you unless you cheat
You can't see me behind the screen
I'm half human and half machine
NO EYED GIRL
Oh, knowing what we know, knowing what we don't know
This is gonna change our world
Feeling how I feel, I'll accept the unreal
If you be my no-eyed girl from nowhere mankind can go
There's too much light, blinding white
Your matter tells mine to scatter
It's alright, it's alright
From the moment that we met
I've been awake like I've never been awake in all my life
If I spoke your language I could tell you how I feel
But your language isn't real
In every myth there's a little bit of truth
But I cannot say a thing (I cannot say a thing)
Without proof, oh no
Knowing what we know, knowing what we do not know
This is gonna change our world
I might go insane if I hear your full name
If you be my no-eyed girl from nowhere mankind can go
There's too much light, blinding white
Emotions, human implosions
It's alright, it's alright
Right before the kiss I noticed something in the air
Molecules existed when there should have been none there
Chemical reactions with the surface of your skin
Some will say my actions let the no-eyed people in
And I'd do it all again, and I'd do it all again, and I'd do it all again
WHEN HE DIED
When he died
Turns out he left behind a mansion full of other people's skulls
The odd thing is, they never found his own, when he died
When he died
He somehow left behind strange symbols on the floor beneath his corpse
Investigators said the wood was scorched, when he died
When he died they found so many scorpions inside his lungs
When he died the statues of his missing children cried
What was later found to be his blood
When he died (On a dark and stormy night)
They telephoned his wife (Who reacted with delight)
But gradually her voice began to fade to nothing
And the Laughing Record played
The Laughing Record played
When he died
They found a message etched into his spine
That said when he died an endless age of untold nightmares would be nigh
And the blood would make the seas run red
When he died (On a dark and stormy night)
A nearby shed caught fire (It simply caught alight)
And when they cleared the charred wood from the ground
Inside they found a painting of a clown (A creepy painting of a clown)
He'd painted it when he was just a child
But scrawled upon the back was exactly when he died
When he died, when he died, when he died, when he died
Does anyone else feel a sort of peaceful vibe when listening to these instrumentals? Like a calm outro after a video. The lyrics make the songs fun and exciting, but the songs aren't empty without them. Rather, they're like a soft bed for you to lay on and relax.
it's like,, silly autism music for doinf silly little tasks to. tbh i think i prefere it mostly instrumental,,
yeah i was looking for instrumentals because im sorta the most sick ive been in my life… helped to calm me down a ton even if i struggle to move or function
-a stranger online who you probably will not remember in a second or two
The instrumental of Touch-Tone Telephone makes me feel like I’m on the Main Menu screen of a movie, but the remote isn’t working so I’m just vibing instead.
It’s kinda the same for other songs on this album, but TTT radiates this energy the most in my opinion.
i put this on so i can focus on studying my homework without falling asleep but instead i just started singing the lyrics where they're supposed to be since i've listened to the album so many times -___-
Omg it just happened the exactly same thing to me
i found the vocals only version of the album on youtube and somehow got the timing right to play both together and it's probably unnecessary bc i could just listen to the entire album like a sane person would, but I'm a lemon demon fan so I'm not sane at all so this is really satisfying
I earned my life is probably the most optimistic sounding song on this album especially without the lyrics.
Optimistic sounding, but lyrically it's probably the most pessimistic.
some of the songs like "when he died" strike fear in me when waiting for the singing to start because most of them take a while to start at the beginning, but by the time you realise it wont start, its too late to catch up with where you are lyrically and youve lost track
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the background vocals for no eyed girl is me when i wake up and haven't cleared my throat yet.
i want to eat this album so bad but i feel like i'd get lethal posioning
EXACTLY,,
i’m gonna eat my copy of the record and die
i turned this on, switched tabs, got distracted, forgot i was playing the instrumentals and thought "why is he not singing?" mannn i am dumb
what i've learned: if you try hard enough you can put all star over any 4/4 song
If you combine this with Spirit Phone Acapella it would make a pretty bopping album. They surprisingly fit together
Yeah, right? It’s almost as if they were made for each other!
Tried singing it over the instrumental and it actually sounded pretty good ngl
HEARING ALL THE LITTLE SOUNDS YOU CANT HEAR BEHIND THE VOCALS JUST MMMMM 👌✨
edit: why did i put the fucking sparkle emoji i hate it it makes me look like a dsmp stan 😕
You should have included the bonus tracks I love to hear her angel fire without the lyrics
I don’t think Neil released the stems for the bonus tracks :,(
Wait hold on
ugh, eighth wonder is a song that retains its greatness even sans the vocals.
im going to upair you
udnertale
Sans the Vocals???
French everyone
Sans means without
@@GayBrain EHEHEEHHEHEEEEEHEHEHHE
Catch me blasting No Eyed Girl loud enough to rattle my brain loose.
He was basically asking for people to do mashups with his songs, as payback. xD
YES-
I LOVE THE TOUCH TONE TELEPHONE INSTRUMENTAL EBDBFBFN
literally the reason i atarted listening to lemon demon
37:49 Possibly my favorite part of this whole thing
It’s good in the version with vocals but OOH the funky ploinky plonk dink doiunk
His human passion really burned within that part, as well as the whole song
I love the Soft Fuzzy Man (entirely platonically, mind you) and his funky techno (?) tunes
LAA is so chill without the lyrics, it just goes to show how much effort neil put into these songs.
I would kill to have these on Spotify
tbh ppl need to release instrumental version of albums,, that's wjat im gonna do,,
I want to inject this album on my veins
Not in a drug kind of sense, I just want it inside my system
okay but the TTT instrumental has me ASCENDING
spirit phone but neil forgot his neil
UNDERRATED COMMENT
NEIL FORGOT HIS NEIL IM DEAD
Was nobody gonna tell me there was a harmonica in lifetime achievement award
i didn't know either man !!
The instrumental for "Two Trucks" is now up, albeit very late: th-cam.com/video/z9wXfeMrL44/w-d-xo.html
I was hoping this video existed specifically for the "as your father I expressly forbid it" instrumental. That shit slaps so hard, it's insane
Currently imagining a whole entire LD boss fight with these instrumentals
Edit: WHY ARE INSTRUMENTALS SO LOUD WITHOUT THE LYRICS OMG
wdym
I wonder what the spiral of ants boss fight is like
GAH! I LOVE THE SPIRAL OF ANT'S INSTRUMENTAL! :D
I KNOW RIGHT IT'S SO GOOD
What the heck was that at the very end of the video
yes
I've probably gone through this "video" a dozen times and I just noticed it.
I thought this was a trick question holy shit
THAT SCARED THE SHIT OUT OF ME
sneaked a ytp.
theres so much to this album that gets overlooked. I'm obsessed with this.
no eyed girl went from my favorite song to being absolutely terrifying 😭
i think it's silly hdhdhdhd
@@lemonpit6264 he sounds like one of those anti smoking commercials
@@Jasper_KN BWHAHAHAHSHSHCB
@@lemonpit6264 ARBWJTNSBEKEHSBJEJEBRKFOEJTNENEKJEN
@@Jasper_KNLMAOWJWMEJAMM
I've been wanting this ever since i downloaded the album, amazing
It's really neat to appreciate and hear all there is in the instrumentals with those vocals only in my head
this shows me how much of the lyrics i actually remember for most songs
I can still hear touch tone telephones lyrics in my head and it’s freaking me out
WHERE DID HE GO
Neil is truly a gift to music. If you haven't listened to the pure vocal takes of Spirit Phone, you MUST do so - the fact that these equal-opposite sides of each track sound so glorious is testament to his vision. Or, er, hearing.
14:50 i can still hear Neil scatting in the background
The one dislike is from the Father
ah yes, the father who expressly forbade it.
The other 5 must be the kids he drove to madness
I never realized lifetime achievement award had some weird kindof kazoo like synth instruments in some parts
I like that I purposefully searched this up and then immediately forgot that there’d be no neil and was like “when is the song beginning?”
I swear, Spiral of Ants and Ancient Aliens are complete masterpieces.
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the way all of these could be bangers on their own without lyrics.. especially touch tone telephone
Playing this alongside the just vocals version to hear a super cool album
Thank you so much for going to the effort of compiling all of this!! I really loved how rich and textured the instrumentals were on this album and it's so cool to hear them on their own like this!
Cant listen to this at night because i feel overwhelmed to sing the lyrics that are supposed to be there
pov: you go to a live lemon demon concert, but neil forgot
I didn't know this existed. I loved the instrumentals of this album when it first came out
the best part starts at 15:58
shoelazy SHOELAZY IS THAT YOU YOU FUCKING SEXY BEAST
24:02 sweet bod
"Spiral of Ants is so repetitive lol."
*Wait a minute...*
16:31 "mmmmmm bada mmmm bada"
PFF
IM READING FANFICTION AND SWEET BOD IMMEDIATELY STARTED PLAYING AFTER 2 CHARACTERS FELL ALSEEP IN EACHOTHERS ARMS-
Edit 11/19/2022: i went from listening to this while reading fanfiction to listening to it while WRITING fanfiction
Damn time flies
I can still hear him
Spirit Phone but Neil got bored and left
i tabbed out without reading the full title and was like "huh whens the lyrics gonna kick in"
i dont know why but everytime this last note is hit, i get goosebumps 5:05
Listening to this is crazy because you realize just how much music there is that you don’t notice, made me appreciate Neil 2000% more than I already do
Alternate title: Spirit Phone but Neil forgot his vocals and you're just vibing to the instruments
I love how bouncy soft fuzzy man is
Ikr
This feels like the perfect playlist to play at a halloween party with the homies
No-eyed girl is just Neil beatboxing
what-
My stepdad said the lyrics were satanic so here I am and I still know the lyrics B)
Wait until he hears two trucks
@@dweagon oof yea. now satan is scared to listen to that one lol.
Thats supposed to be a knock against it?
I honestly think Lifetime Achievement Award is the best instrumental.
all of them are s tier
@@gerbilpmc YOU MEAN SS?
I super appreciate intrumental uploads in general.
I like that touch tone telephone directly starts off with midi
perfect instrumental songs to study and write to!
alternate timeline where spirit phone was actually a deporitaz reboot
But why can I still hear him in my mindddddd
no eyed girl 15:14 lyrics:
oh
knowing what we know
knowing what we don't know
thhhis is gonna change our world
feeling how I feel
I'll accept the unreal
iif you be my no eyed girl
nowhere nowhere man
can go there go there
too much light aiaight
blinding white
matter matter oo
to scatter scatter
it's alright aiaight
it's alright
the moment that we met
awake like eyes
awake in all my life
in all my life
bababababababa
language
mm badap m bap m bap
mm badap m bap m bap
mm badap m bap m bap
mm badap m bap m bap
mm badap m bap m bap
mm badap m bap m bap
mm badap m bap m bap
proof oh no
knowing what we know
knowing what we doo not know
thhhis is gonna change our world
I might go insane
if I learn your full nameao
if you be my no eyed girl
nowhere nowhere man
can go there go there
too much light aiaight
blinding white
emotion motion
human implosion osion
it's alright aiaight
it's alright
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aaa
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mmm
ooooooooooooooooooooo
THE BABABABABABA language PART IS KILLING ME😭😭
Spirit phone but Neil forgot to plug his microphone
hey can you make these into seperate videos?
I keep noticing new things in this album and it’s been like 4 years since I first heard it
Is there just a vocals only of Soft Fuzzy Man? i could never find one on youtube
Spirit Phone, except Neil forgot to show up on set.
No-Eyed Girl instrumental giving me Daft Punk vibes
man i really need a redesign your logo instrumental and vocals only lol
ah thanks so much for putting this up!!
Spiral of ants instrumental > everything else on this earth