The Wildest Etsy Products (pt 2)

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  • @matthewkelley7683
    @matthewkelley7683 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2472

    “Thank you Kim Jong-Un. Goodbye everyone” is a scarier sign off than I needed today

    • @jamesduncan6729
      @jamesduncan6729 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I was gonna correct you and say that it's Kim Jong-Il but then I remembered that no, I just read "Kim Jong-Un" on that damn poster but my brain still got it backwards and thought it was supposed to be Kim Jong-Il. My brain has the dumb

    • @gigi-fj4pz
      @gigi-fj4pz 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      ghvagfgehqdagja lmsaooooooo

  • @lisamariejo.7011
    @lisamariejo.7011 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2690

    "rare male teeny tiny fairy" would be a great tinder bio for our short kings, i would immediately swipe right

    • @stellastory1062
      @stellastory1062 3 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      this comment is demolishing me

    • @bobvanceisgay
      @bobvanceisgay 3 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      Works well for grindr too

    • @ndkidwell
      @ndkidwell 3 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      @@bobvanceisgay works better for grindr tbh

  • @yeaokaysure
    @yeaokaysure 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4533

    It’s sad to see that Angelina Ballerina’s life took such a turn...

    • @itsv1974
      @itsv1974 3 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      LMAOOOO

    • @ink5069
      @ink5069 3 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      NOOO

    • @soulgazer11
      @soulgazer11 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      I choked on my cereals 🤣😭💀

    • @kayleigharnold
      @kayleigharnold 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Omg that’s the name of that show!!! I use to watch that, I forgot the name and assumed it was just a weird fever dream

    • @Pinkponk5
      @Pinkponk5 3 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      Shes enjoying herself and making that money, this is a victory😤

  • @jackieattackie101
    @jackieattackie101 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13426

    Etsy has two speeds: people making jewelry, decor, other knick knacks and people making something that came to them in a fever dream

    • @brie1026
      @brie1026 3 ปีที่แล้ว +299

      Or a wet dream

    • @elliot3692
      @elliot3692 3 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      @@brie1026 oh?

    • @roslyn3812
      @roslyn3812 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      this comment needs more likes

    • @PossiblyAlena
      @PossiblyAlena 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Both equally valid 😌

    • @NeutralGuyDoubleZero
      @NeutralGuyDoubleZero 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Winifred Mae And selling broken dreams lol

  • @SoSoKayla
    @SoSoKayla 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8232

    Cody, the mouse is not trying to seduce you. It's just a business transaction. Don't be one of those guys that falls in love with stripper mice.

  • @joecucinotta1258
    @joecucinotta1258 3 ปีที่แล้ว +964

    cody unironically looks like a trucker that just started his career and hasn't started coke or meth yet.

    • @decanusseverus8773
      @decanusseverus8773 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Haha i paused the video at 0:22 and this is all I see now

    • @Klaproossje
      @Klaproossje ปีที่แล้ว +1

      All I see is Wayne from Wayne's World and it's EXCELLENT

    • @em84c
      @em84c ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@Klaproossje I need to re-watch Wayne's World ASAP.

    • @Klaproossje
      @Klaproossje ปีที่แล้ว

      @@em84c Wayne's World, Party-Time, Excellent!!

  • @sebwryyo2589
    @sebwryyo2589 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2770

    Etsy is what I as a kid imagined the black market would be

    • @oliviamay614
      @oliviamay614 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Amen

    • @player-8740
      @player-8740 3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      Black market expectations: etsy
      Reality: overpriced boring stuff(and sometimes people)

    • @Midnight44404440444
      @Midnight44404440444 3 ปีที่แล้ว +102

      I always imagined that the black market would be a bunch of stalls like at a fair but painted black, located in a dark alley and selling organs instead of homemade cookies (still displayed the same way though).

    • @femalegayz
      @femalegayz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      literally

    • @kingpyrrhusofepirus6686
      @kingpyrrhusofepirus6686 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @J Dude Report this bot for spam

  • @jmg12172000
    @jmg12172000 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4722

    Alternative Title: “Hippie Trucker surfs the Black Market”

    • @callistoarmy5576
      @callistoarmy5576 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hello friends 🥰Because I'm not famous like other singers that's why no one see my music videos. Please see once and then decide ❤️
      .... ❤️...😘....

    • @t4ky0n
      @t4ky0n 3 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      I'm sorry your comment has two bot replies

    • @Lady_Crispr
      @Lady_Crispr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@t4ky0n Doesn't that mean his comment is popular? I guess these days it could be congratulations on your bots. The internet is trash.

    • @AxxLAfriku
      @AxxLAfriku 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I don't have any friends because they are ashamed of the videos I upload. Are they really that bad, dear yu

    • @t4ky0n
      @t4ky0n 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@AxxLAfriku you don't have any friends because you guilt-advertise in comment sections 🥺

  • @sharks418
    @sharks418 3 ปีที่แล้ว +243

    “Jeez I hope nobody sucks my shit right now”
    Why did I absolutely die laughing at that

  • @ju111es8
    @ju111es8 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8348

    cody has been so active lately and ive never been happier

    • @quadzilla7572
      @quadzilla7572 3 ปีที่แล้ว +336

      I've loved the last couple of videos. Especially the couples cringe him and kelsey has such great energy together.

    • @Morgan-gx2rv
      @Morgan-gx2rv 3 ปีที่แล้ว +121

      he’s been hot on our trail for days now. I’m excited.

    • @karstenanderson502
      @karstenanderson502 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      The only thing Cody needs from etsy store is a god dam barber.

    • @Connor-hl4fc
      @Connor-hl4fc 3 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      @@karstenanderson502 nah he looks good with long hair

    • @byooteeluhver3
      @byooteeluhver3 3 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      Maybe getting that coin to prep for an engagement/wedding 👀

  • @zofiaradosevich9284
    @zofiaradosevich9284 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2989

    Cody I think we can agree that it is time, for pigtails

  • @charlottedawn2482
    @charlottedawn2482 3 ปีที่แล้ว +99

    I love that Cody is actually really respectful and complimentary of that guy's costume. He could have easily just mocked it but he acknowledges how much work it took.

  • @zoelockett
    @zoelockett 3 ปีที่แล้ว +754

    “why would u give your fairy pubes?” made me cry.

  • @majusilveiraa
    @majusilveiraa 3 ปีที่แล้ว +906

    Every time a child says “I don’t believe in fairies” there is a little fairy somewhere that turns into derek the pube fairy

    • @farwahsayed2237
      @farwahsayed2237 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      🤣

    • @Hessed3712
      @Hessed3712 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      No. Why?!

    • @CBrown86
      @CBrown86 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Im wheezing

    • @CBrown86
      @CBrown86 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Omg I really cant stop laughing 😂 too too good

    • @madmarx9539
      @madmarx9539 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😂😂😂

  • @MarieAntoinetteandherlittlesis
    @MarieAntoinetteandherlittlesis 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1525

    I think we need to address the fact that someone is killing turtles, shells intact, and selling them to a taxidermist.

    • @kyrku7598
      @kyrku7598 3 ปีที่แล้ว +174

      Taxidermists are usually quite ethical and source their animals from roadkill

    • @anabea3199
      @anabea3199 3 ปีที่แล้ว +166

      @@kyrku7598 where you live turtles with intact shells can be found as roadkill? Lmao

    • @kyrku7598
      @kyrku7598 3 ปีที่แล้ว +297

      @@anabea3199 ok yeah the turtles probably died of illness or something, but a part of taxidermy is fixing broken bones and shells so it’s possible the shell wasn’t completely intact. Animals that have died are usually donated to taxidermists by other people, and the seller has to have a certificate to prove the animal died of natural causes. Killing animals for taxidermy is highly illegal

    • @soulgazer11
      @soulgazer11 3 ปีที่แล้ว +125

      @@kyrku7598 these looked like babies tho. And the mice, they all had the SAME COLOUR OF FUR. I agree that most taxidermist are ethical. But these two give me very sketchy vibes. The kind that says "run" when you meet them irl.

    • @kyrku7598
      @kyrku7598 3 ปีที่แล้ว +128

      @@soulgazer11 the mice were probably sourced from a pet shop, where they're sold already dead as snake food

  • @lauram3267
    @lauram3267 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2329

    Esty has a certain "eccentric" energy that honestly disturbs me

    • @quinnmills8134
      @quinnmills8134 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      here is that eccentric disturbing energy you ordered th-cam.com/video/HI5W2yZkvV0/w-d-xo.html

    • @callistoarmy5576
      @callistoarmy5576 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hello friends 🥰Because I'm not famous like other singers that's why no one see my music videos. Please see once and then decide ❤️
      .... ❤️...😘.❤️..

    • @firenitesav4689
      @firenitesav4689 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Esty D’s

    • @lourio9591
      @lourio9591 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@callistoarmy5576 no

    • @callistoarmy5576
      @callistoarmy5576 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@lourio9591 okay bro 🥰 no problem that's your choice.

  • @BethOBeauty
    @BethOBeauty 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1319

    okay but the fact that he didn’t say crock and balls is disappointing

  • @chadeusbradleyiii5258
    @chadeusbradleyiii5258 3 ปีที่แล้ว +161

    The same person who buys a taxidermy mice pole dancing would probably be the same person who would buy a flag of Kim jong un saying live laugh love

    • @johnnyholmes8840
      @johnnyholmes8840 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Wtf, why is no one talking about this?!

    • @abbsterlicious
      @abbsterlicious ปีที่แล้ว

      I think if the mouse was fake n not taxadermy I’d agree with you cuz the tapestry is a meme just like the mouse stripper would be a funny meme nicknak if it wasn’t a dead animal

  • @Lost_Pages
    @Lost_Pages 3 ปีที่แล้ว +793

    Etsy’s products are like a drunk uncle’s birthday present.
    Don’t know where he got it or why but you aren’t gonna completely complain.

    • @STOPSYPHER
      @STOPSYPHER 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      maybe the drunk uncle browses etsy to give their family questionable gifts

    • @imfabia
      @imfabia 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lolol 😂😂😂 perfectly explained!

    • @no_peace
      @no_peace 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Swap meet
      It's from the swap meet

  • @Pamelalrene
    @Pamelalrene 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9540

    It's all "sex work is real work" and "respect sex workers" until it's a mouse, huh? Smh

    • @knownbeforecreation
      @knownbeforecreation 3 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      🤣🤣💀💀

    • @cynthiaisako
      @cynthiaisako 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      😂😂😂

    • @Care_oline
      @Care_oline 3 ปีที่แล้ว +426

      it's all "destigmatize the sex industry" until a mouse is staring you in the eyes and you don't want to ever come home

    • @harleymarie6271
      @harleymarie6271 3 ปีที่แล้ว +241

      Ugh right? Like, Minnie Mouse got bills to pay, Cody 🙄

    • @Lcm_0913
      @Lcm_0913 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      PLEASE

  • @ObeyCamp
    @ObeyCamp 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    5:30 "Fence Guy" reminds me of a news story I heard like a decade ago that I'll never forget. There were these neighbors, a man and a woman, maybe some family, I don't recall. There was a wooden fence between their yards and one of the slats or whatever had a hole in it from a knot. The male neighbor had a terrible habit of poking his ween through the knot hole at the lady next door and finally she got fed up with it and either waited for him to do it the next day or sneaked up on him when his pecker was poking through, and she grabbed his hog and jammed a sewing needle right through it, in one side and out the other so he couldn't pull his pork pole out of the fence. She then called the police and they showed up and arrested him, still locked in the fence.
    Let that be a lesson, errybody. It's okay to be voyeuristic and all, but not without consent... You might end up with an arrest record, an "SO" status, and a piercing you didn't ask for.

    • @rorzoi
      @rorzoi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      oh my g o d

    • @natalie-zy1wl
      @natalie-zy1wl 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      holy shit this is a wild story

    • @elliswebster7041
      @elliswebster7041 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      That hurts

    • @maddieb.4282
      @maddieb.4282 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I love this urban legend 😂

  • @PrincessAttorney
    @PrincessAttorney 3 ปีที่แล้ว +484

    The fence guy actually does go well with that guy’s books…. Because they’re porn comics. lmao I cried when I saw that 😭

    • @timaglam9140
      @timaglam9140 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      And I guess it is a gay porn book...the leather daddy?? it was not odd at all knowing the culture of these types of art

    • @Eutha
      @Eutha 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Tom of Finland!

    • @PrincessAttorney
      @PrincessAttorney 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Eutha legend

    • @timaglam9140
      @timaglam9140 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Eutha yes yes, Amazing artist

  • @samiamdean
    @samiamdean 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1187

    But the real question is how did this Etsy person find over 400 dead mice…

    • @shellyb2042
      @shellyb2042 3 ปีที่แล้ว +104

      You can buy them at most pet stores especially if they have reptiles I’m more concerned about the taxidermy job the mouse has no eyes and doesn’t look like it’s done properly so it will probably rot over time!

    • @pixlfinch1091
      @pixlfinch1091 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Seriously we have to experiments on rats and it's been a pain the ass to get new stock since we reopened after the pandemic. Most animal house and laboratories had to sacrifice mice and rat stocks.

    • @allie7601
      @allie7601 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      pet store, dead frozen mice, food for snakes

    • @Artliker1234
      @Artliker1234 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Watch the documentary Dinner for Schmucks

    • @ashh5369
      @ashh5369 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      reviews on etsy aren’t for one item it’s really frustrating, that’s how many reviews are for the entire store.

  • @football4life85
    @football4life85 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    After seeing all these animals being taxidermy I feel the standard burial or cremation conversation for humans should have some new spicy options.

  • @christianbeall1427
    @christianbeall1427 3 ปีที่แล้ว +620

    “Live, laugh, love.”
    -Kim jong un
    That’s gonna be my senior quote

    • @imfabia
      @imfabia 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Best quote ever !!!

  • @benm2784
    @benm2784 3 ปีที่แล้ว +448

    The green hat, the green on the T-shirt, the green plant, the green fridge, the green trees outside. Can we just appreciate this mans color coordination.

    • @roslyn3812
      @roslyn3812 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      best part is it wasn’t even intended

    • @Ceryll
      @Ceryll 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      plus cody's shirt saying *plants

  • @lyssamoon3494
    @lyssamoon3494 3 ปีที่แล้ว +181

    the tiny fairy things is actually a popular kink 😭😭😭 ppl even pay for videos of women finding them in their houses or whatever..... don’t ask how i know

    • @podwithknonymous
      @podwithknonymous 3 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      I know you said don't ask but like damn, that's some serious rabbit hole to go down to know of something like that 💀

    • @amymcdonnell5084
      @amymcdonnell5084 3 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      No, no, I think I will ask how you know

    • @TM-xs2ts
      @TM-xs2ts 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Damn, girl did her research

    • @stevethebarbarian9876
      @stevethebarbarian9876 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Man, I'm ashamed to say I'm pretty well-informed on the kink world, but I've never heard of that shit. It's not every day you hear about a totally brand new one.

  • @autumnmcdonough6032
    @autumnmcdonough6032 3 ปีที่แล้ว +452

    there’s two reasons i would buy the stripper mouse, cody:
    1) mental health issues
    2) for the meme

    • @lz__9147
      @lz__9147 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      literally this

    • @imfabia
      @imfabia 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yes!!! Either for mental health or for memes

    • @autumnmcdonough6032
      @autumnmcdonough6032 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @Nobody Nobody i just assumed the mouse was fake, not actually dead. but also, taxidermy doesn’t bother me much tbh as long as the animal died naturally.

  • @jamieson6449
    @jamieson6449 3 ปีที่แล้ว +825

    cody better actually buy the croc nuts and show us them when they arrive.

    • @kingpyrrhusofepirus6686
      @kingpyrrhusofepirus6686 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @great day Report this bot for spam

    • @emilycraig9897
      @emilycraig9897 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I wasn’t at that part of the vid yet and thought it was going to be taxidermy crocodile balls now that’s in my brain ewww

  • @graciwaddell9287
    @graciwaddell9287 3 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    What if the nut earrings came with a little story of what made them nut for that batch(assuming they had enough to make more than one pair per nut) , extra personal touch

    • @mckennacraig5186
      @mckennacraig5186 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      congrats on being the worst comment i’ve ever had to read with my own two eyes it literally horrified me. i’m impressed.

  • @CartierCasey
    @CartierCasey 3 ปีที่แล้ว +528

    Cody is trying way to hard to prove he’s not attracted to mice

    • @no_peace
      @no_peace 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Haha

    • @imfabia
      @imfabia 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lolol

  • @brianakelley123
    @brianakelley123 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2420

    “I don’t want to hobby shame” - a man who runs for fun
    Edited to say cody pAYS to run marathons too..

    • @roslyn3812
      @roslyn3812 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      there is worse things like doing coke

    • @zafiruzoma6234
      @zafiruzoma6234 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@roslyn3812 mmm nahh more playing video games

    • @emiliagionetti9830
      @emiliagionetti9830 3 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      Says the man who hobby horse.

    • @lailaandu3165
      @lailaandu3165 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      the best comment

    • @linus855
      @linus855 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      @@roslyn3812 no running for fun is definitely worse, I can’t trust a guy that runs in his free time

  • @joshc3509
    @joshc3509 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    You have no clue how much we want this to become a series.

  • @christinekinz985
    @christinekinz985 3 ปีที่แล้ว +435

    cody was terrified of horses and then he looks at horse hooves and goes “eh”

    • @heavenly1096
      @heavenly1096 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      character development

  • @Llyd214
    @Llyd214 3 ปีที่แล้ว +762

    2:47 Everyone waiting to see if Cody pronounces “dioramas” right: 👀👀
    (Edited for time stamp)

    • @JMac-27
      @JMac-27 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I feel like this is a very small specific group of people that I definitely belong to. You may know me from other comments such as "it's they're their or there" and "hey did you mean (insert other word they clearly didn't even get close to) 🤣

    • @roa3432
      @roa3432 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Wait where's the timestamp?

    • @meridzs
      @meridzs 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@roa3432 2:47

  • @madisonceola
    @madisonceola 3 ปีที่แล้ว +186

    Cody trying to figure out what the hooves are for as if he didn’t make a whole video on pony play

    • @emmettgraves4925
      @emmettgraves4925 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I dunno if they’d work for pony play though, don’t you have to run and jump around for that? Those look a bit difficult to exercise in.

  • @IzzyParadis
    @IzzyParadis 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2994

    If the mouse wasn’t real and it was like a fake mouse it’d be sick not gonna lie

    • @myname5319
      @myname5319 3 ปีที่แล้ว +360

      ya the fact that it’s real disturbs me 🥴

    • @smallshrimp1375
      @smallshrimp1375 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      For real though

    • @arthurpenndragon6434
      @arthurpenndragon6434 3 ปีที่แล้ว +287

      how many mice did they kill to satisfy several hundred orders lmao the fuck

    • @littelcreatchure506
      @littelcreatchure506 3 ปีที่แล้ว +100

      yeah, id buy that in a heartbeat if it wasnt taxidermy

    • @myname5319
      @myname5319 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@arthurpenndragon6434 ya… ew

  • @syph6203
    @syph6203 3 ปีที่แล้ว +173

    “Why would someone buy this” as he has a Kim jong un poster behind him 😂😂😂

    • @wow-si6th
      @wow-si6th 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Its so disrespectful to south Koreans who have literally been in turmoil over KJU and his family. I know it’s a joke but the suffering of a country from a very recent war is just…bad territory. My family has literally been ripped apart by this guy and to have a poster of him smiling with live laugh love behind it while Koreans will literally get beheaded if they take down their photo of KJU from their household is heartbreaking.

    • @brandyc9645
      @brandyc9645 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      @@wow-si6th the reason it's funny is because he's terrible. That's the entire joke. I don't see how that's disrespectful.

    • @minna2911
      @minna2911 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@wow-si6th south koreans dont really give a fuck about him idk what ur talking about

    • @PossiblyAlena
      @PossiblyAlena 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@brandyc9645 it's insensitive because he's horrible but it isn't a past horrible thing it's a continuous struggle and ongoing pain/oppression. Making a joke out of it when it's still an ongoing issue, despite the joke being the irony of the comparison that emphasizes his evil, feels very dismissive of the dire situation and the pain it's inflicting, especially to those directly being effected by it. I get it's a joke and it's purpose is to show he's a bad dude, but sometimes jokes hurt and can put a glaze over terrible events, even if that wasn't their intention.

    • @PossiblyAlena
      @PossiblyAlena 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@minna2911 different people can have different experiences. Invalidating a person's experience and the hurt they feel doesn't help anything. Yes, they made a generalization that almost definitely doesn't apply to everyone, but taking that same generalization but flipping it invalidates the pain that many *are* feeling from it. Just because you haven't seen what they're talking about doesn't mean they're not correct that it's a widespread issue, and it doesn't necessarily mean that you're incorrect in that many people aren't effected by it. Basically just respect that the experiences of others may not match yours and it can still be valid.

  • @alicia379
    @alicia379 3 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    Cody: “I wish I was as dedicated to anything as much as this person is to making this costume look good.”
    Kelsey: 😳 🤬

  • @impinkiepiuwu1832
    @impinkiepiuwu1832 3 ปีที่แล้ว +401

    People are so obsessed with small businesses that they would buy literally anything

    • @Sabrina-sc1db
      @Sabrina-sc1db 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Lmao for real
      I saw someone pay TWENTY DOLLARS for a key chain that was made of a cork cutout
      I'm sorry but it seemed a bit scammy

    • @hanialis7704
      @hanialis7704 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Speak for yourself, those mice were sick

    • @impinkiepiuwu1832
      @impinkiepiuwu1832 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@hanialis7704 lol ok

  • @lanekobel6006
    @lanekobel6006 3 ปีที่แล้ว +158

    The stripper mouse is probably a reference to “Dinner for Schmucks”, I respect the collectors piece 😂

    • @iana2657
      @iana2657 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      They were popular on tiktok, a girl showed them and it went viral but ur probably right

    • @JMac-27
      @JMac-27 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Pretty sure taxidermy has been around long before dinner for schmucks 😂

    • @Imxel21
      @Imxel21 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@JMac-27 they were talking about the stripper mouse itself not taxidermy in general

  • @897daredevil
    @897daredevil 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    That first mouse one is straight from “Dinner for Schmucks” I swear Barry made that.

  • @jay4592
    @jay4592 3 ปีที่แล้ว +386

    don’t disrespect stewart little like that, cody. he’s worked hard to further his stripping career.

    • @lilq4593
      @lilq4593 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      This is why. This was my reason.

  • @stevie2.0
    @stevie2.0 3 ปีที่แล้ว +341

    Cody doesn’t get the mouse Etsy listing cuz he never read the sequel to the Tale of Despereaux

    • @Arkonu
      @Arkonu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Despereaux for Desperdoeaux.

    • @greasi
      @greasi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      There's a sequel!?!?!????

    • @whoswallowing
      @whoswallowing 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      that book was amazing tho

  • @selynexluna
    @selynexluna 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Now when I wear shoes I haven’t worn for a while, I’m gonna say “it’s time to whip out the old girls”

  • @kanarokan6060
    @kanarokan6060 3 ปีที่แล้ว +453

    Etsy is Ebay for people in psych wards.

    • @ktyy777
      @ktyy777 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      occasionally the ebay for beard oil if you wanna get your uncle a Christmas gift

    • @no_peace
      @no_peace 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Haha

  • @bell_knight
    @bell_knight 3 ปีที่แล้ว +261

    that pole mouse looks like they’re having the time of their life Cody

    • @2542lauren
      @2542lauren 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      I can’t believe pole mouse isn’t a euphemism

  • @jordanm2936
    @jordanm2936 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    living for the one frame cody forgot to blur of the book girl’s fence guy statue

    • @TM-xs2ts
      @TM-xs2ts 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      6:10

  • @Worry-Panic
    @Worry-Panic 3 ปีที่แล้ว +625

    I wonder if anyone who doesn't understand jizz is buying the nut earrings trying to get pregnant on a budget. I'm also upset that I had that thought.

    • @noshinsaiyara6024
      @noshinsaiyara6024 3 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      As you should be

    • @roslyn3812
      @roslyn3812 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      it’s okay because i did too. it was actually why i was scrolling through the comments

    • @ILLUMINATED-1
      @ILLUMINATED-1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Semen doesn’t survive that long in normal circumstances lol

    • @Hessed3712
      @Hessed3712 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Take a deep breath. You’re tired abs stressed.

    • @CBrown86
      @CBrown86 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      User name checks out

  • @julia.h-o9558
    @julia.h-o9558 3 ปีที่แล้ว +251

    Cody: ew it's just a dead mouse on a pole. Stripper mouse: Then why are you looking at my photos?😏

    • @imfabia
      @imfabia 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      😂❤️😂❤️ oh god this is hilarious

  • @a_fellow_human
    @a_fellow_human 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    This kind of scares me to be honest haha. There are fellow humans out there that thought of these products and also people that bought them.

  • @Mike-tr2qi
    @Mike-tr2qi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +207

    Kelsey’s boyfriend with another banger.

    • @bcc5701
      @bcc5701 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      If he keeps it up and works at it he may start to give her a run for her money!

    • @Mike-tr2qi
      @Mike-tr2qi 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@bcc5701 for real.

  • @Animechick7797
    @Animechick7797 3 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    Cody screaming 'Ello' at me is not what I expected when I clicked this

  • @ccc9591
    @ccc9591 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    I’m over here wondering if that fiance hid the micro fairy in the trash can

    • @dina-jj5bb
      @dina-jj5bb 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That’s where he’s been “hiding” but she thinks it’s a game

  • @jasonbrown6127
    @jasonbrown6127 3 ปีที่แล้ว +268

    the mice in little poses are cute but knowing they're real and dead is just disturbing asf, could never have that in my house lmao

    • @hollyc6025
      @hollyc6025 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      I was very ready to shell out on the teenage mutant ninja turtles until I remembered they were real

    • @kcat420
      @kcat420 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      What difference does it make? You think the animal's spirit is gonna haunt you? Not trying to be mean I just don't understand why people get creeped out by taxidermy

    • @hikkyhaihikkyho318
      @hikkyhaihikkyho318 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@kcat420 it's just disturbing to see

    • @kcat420
      @kcat420 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@hikkyhaihikkyho318 Which part though? What's disturbing about it?

    • @boogrlovr
      @boogrlovr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      i wonder if cats/dogs would try to eat them, or if they smell inedible to them

  • @heatheryi
    @heatheryi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +363

    Cody’s aboutta have the most RANDOM stuff in his house just for the joke

  • @camillajefferson386
    @camillajefferson386 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    the reviews under etsy listings are for the whole shop, because there tend to be so many unique items (as in one-offs) so you can get a broad idea of the seller's general quality of product etc. so that's not necessarily 416 reviews for stripper mice unless that shop specialises in stripper mice.

  • @lulutunes7496
    @lulutunes7496 3 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    This series should just be called "I'm gonna have to blur that" at this point

  • @kathleenreilly828
    @kathleenreilly828 3 ปีที่แล้ว +94

    “I would just jump into a ravine” you know he felt so proud of himself for using big words

    • @wtfisggon7251
      @wtfisggon7251 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      It's not like he's illiterate. Do you consider ravine a big word?

  • @larapavlova5602
    @larapavlova5602 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The thought of someone stuffing me when I’m dead, then putting me in there room and cosplaying wiht me genuinely makes me feel so uncomfortable

  • @teeniefaerie
    @teeniefaerie 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    “get your stupid pubes out of my face, dawg” is the best cody quote of this year

    • @imfabia
      @imfabia 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂😂😂😂😂😂👌🏼👌🏼👌🏼👌🏼ya

    • @catsplat1272
      @catsplat1272 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      adding this to my fanfiction

  • @JonahDakota
    @JonahDakota 3 ปีที่แล้ว +151

    Crazy that Cody “cute little mouse boy” Ko is afraid of mice

    • @nh39791
      @nh39791 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      5’8 little mousy boy

    • @JonahDakota
      @JonahDakota 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@nh39791 little tiny boy

    • @JonahDakota
      @JonahDakota 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@nh39791 the type to wanna look around for cheese

  • @ilikecatsoup5345
    @ilikecatsoup5345 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I actually unironically love all of these. Thanks for introducing me to things I didn't know I needed!

  • @kayleighyoung8650
    @kayleighyoung8650 3 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    Cody is definitely on an FBI watchlist at this point

  • @jordyndaniels7356
    @jordyndaniels7356 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    the fact that they use “dope”and “elegant” in the same sentence💀

  • @Slowboi335xi
    @Slowboi335xi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Mouse taxidermy is huge, there’s a museum like an hour away from me that’s just taxidermy mouse doing weird shit…. It’s an interesting place

  • @freddietickle732
    @freddietickle732 3 ปีที่แล้ว +115

    One does need a reason to make a stripper mouse. It is instinct. It is a calling.

  • @poppyseed5270
    @poppyseed5270 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    "We take turns hiding him around the house" which part of that screamed "engagement present" to them? I'm so puzzled

    • @IAteFire
      @IAteFire 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      "And when we're done, we sacrifice people on the weekend." Does it make more sense now?

    • @lz__9147
      @lz__9147 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      stop that one was so cute. I do agree its not the ideal engagement present but I also have never been engaged so I have no reference point

    • @emilyb.8219
      @emilyb.8219 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@lz__9147 You don't need to have been engaged to know that that's a weird present lol

    • @elliswebster7041
      @elliswebster7041 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@lz__9147 it’s α kink

  • @Sam-fr9ej
    @Sam-fr9ej 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    I actually have that live laugh love flag hanging above my bed and every other night I'll be falling asleep and out of the corner of my eye I just see a man looming over my bed and I jolt awake only to realize it's just kim jong un

  • @ashleycotter6996
    @ashleycotter6996 3 ปีที่แล้ว +437

    Actually Cody, that pose was Cobra, not downward dog. Check yourself☝️

    • @STOPSYPHER
      @STOPSYPHER 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      ironic since it's a mouse

    • @PossiblyAlena
      @PossiblyAlena 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@STOPSYPHER that shit hurted...my mother was a mouse who almost died to a cobra doing yoga. Luckily the cobra was so grounded in their spiritual state they didn't notice her physical form running past him until it was too late and she'd made it safely home

    • @valaya.3
      @valaya.3 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Wouldn't it be upward dog? Cobra is closer to the ground, isn't it?

    • @Lxndon11
      @Lxndon11 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@PossiblyAlena wtf

    • @bagguettes
      @bagguettes 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@PossiblyAlena how high are you

  • @diabeticramen4388
    @diabeticramen4388 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1241

    Why is no one asking the question “where did they get all these taxidermied mice?” I mean this clearly isn’t a mass production. It’s a small business. Where the hell are they getting all these mice?
    Edit: AGAIN. WHAT THE HELL. Where the hell are they getting these dead turtles? There are clearly a lot. And why would someone want a turtle? I understand the mouse, but the turtle?

    • @Kate-tc5uu
      @Kate-tc5uu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Maybe they are the mice from pet stores that people feed their pet snakes idk 😂😅 or the live in a sus house
      And the turtles look like the baby ones from the pet store tbh

    • @b3achmm505
      @b3achmm505 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Maybe they get the mice from a no kill exterminator

    • @joeljacob5673
      @joeljacob5673 3 ปีที่แล้ว +111

      You understand the mice??? 💀

    • @cynthiaisako
      @cynthiaisako 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@joeljacob5673 I asked myself the same thing 🤣

    • @kyrku7598
      @kyrku7598 3 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      The seller says on her store that the mice are reptile food from pet shops

  • @flynn5758
    @flynn5758 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    the taxidermied animals literally make me sick, they're terrifying

  • @adenhawk4029
    @adenhawk4029 3 ปีที่แล้ว +712

    He doesn’t realize that Etsy reviews are for the shop as a whole, not individual items

    • @JMac-27
      @JMac-27 3 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      You can find reviews for specific items tho

    • @shaycrookall669
      @shaycrookall669 3 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      @@JMac-27 the mouse only had 10 reviews but he said 400

    • @brigi.e
      @brigi.e 3 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      To be fair the whole store was probably just novelty taxidermy mice 🐁

    • @pollyjane7168
      @pollyjane7168 3 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      They sell stripper mice, how normal can their other products be?

    • @adenhawk4029
      @adenhawk4029 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Ok but he was acting like a multiple of 400+ people were buying the stripper mouse

  • @thegajuar4459
    @thegajuar4459 3 ปีที่แล้ว +162

    cody's just jealous because the dude fairy's taller than him

  • @jommisalami
    @jommisalami 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Okay but those hoof shoes would be perfect for my demon king cosplay this Halloween

  • @Andy_Tx
    @Andy_Tx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +161

    Next episode: “Cody reviews a stripper mouse from Etsy”

  • @notexposingmyname8003
    @notexposingmyname8003 3 ปีที่แล้ว +100

    “tiny little weird al fairies with pubes” is going on my wishlist

    • @safiyah.
      @safiyah. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Fax I want it

  • @MDSF90
    @MDSF90 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    _“Live. Laugh. Love.”_
    *- Kim Jong Un*
    _“Live. Laugh. Or love…_
    _and you’ll be arrested.”_
    *- Also Kim Jong Un*

  • @run2gianna
    @run2gianna 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Now that Cody does videos with more simple topics, he's able to post more but still be hilarious, its rly a win-win

    • @ktyy777
      @ktyy777 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      hmmm so quantity DOES produce quality 🤔

    • @run2gianna
      @run2gianna 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ktyy777 with a guy like Cody, yes

  • @jello4835
    @jello4835 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Forever in love with how Cody took the feedback about leaving the curtains open

  • @Sleipnirseight
    @Sleipnirseight 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    The "come fuck me" oil 😂 I feel like that goes against Etsy guidelines. Kinda reminds me of the absolutely rampant spell casting scams on there. They need better mods, dude

  • @chloef5115
    @chloef5115 3 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    Those turtles did not live a full life they’re still babies

    • @TM-tr7re
      @TM-tr7re 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      :(

  • @CoffeeFresh_
    @CoffeeFresh_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    Kody: "I always pictured fairies as dainty"
    -in walks Jurgen Von Strangle

  • @emmaleventhal3723
    @emmaleventhal3723 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    the hoof shoes felt like a call back to that’s cringe pony play

  • @drewblood3530
    @drewblood3530 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    The mouse in the beginning was what steve carrel made in dinner for shmucks movie, lol.

  • @zoetuttle6439
    @zoetuttle6439 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    The mouse is great for decoration, but if you touch it, you'll get kicked out by the little mouse bouncer

    • @kristacalai9773
      @kristacalai9773 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ᵧₒᵤ ₘᵤₛₜ ₗₑₐᵥₑ ₘᵧ ₑₛₜₐᵦₗᵢₛₕₘₑₙₜ ₙₒ𝓌, ₕᵤₘₐₙ

  • @helloboxpeople2018
    @helloboxpeople2018 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    So I have a BS in Zoology and we had to make taxidermy mice. I want to buy the stripper mouse for my friend because she collects tasteful taxidermy, and I think it would be an elegant addition to her shelf.

  • @emily-qm1wn
    @emily-qm1wn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    “ELLO. ELLO.”
    that scared me lmao

  • @deathwish-gg8wz
    @deathwish-gg8wz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    The guy making over 400 pole dancing mice might have a mouse problem

    • @bluejayjitsu4429
      @bluejayjitsu4429 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      The pet shop's best and worst customer.

  • @crossenmorgan
    @crossenmorgan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The taxidermy animals disgust me because it means that the artist either has a collection of dead turtles or they kill a turtle everytime someone orders

    • @kyrku7598
      @kyrku7598 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That’s pretty illegal, they were probably sourced from roadkill or just died of natural causes

  • @Des_Amar
    @Des_Amar 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    "WHY, Why would I want a dead mouse trying to seduce me" 😂😂😂

  • @reesesman8821
    @reesesman8821 3 ปีที่แล้ว +163

    I'm not even gonna lie some of these products are pretty fucking cool

    • @boatchips7820
      @boatchips7820 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      croc nuts 💯💯

    • @Sabrina-sc1db
      @Sabrina-sc1db 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      I like the couple that hides a faerie around, I think it's cute
      The faerie with pubes is weird but the idea is cute

    • @imfabia
      @imfabia 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      WHAT???? 😱🤯

    • @lz__9147
      @lz__9147 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Sabrina-sc1db ahhh same that was cute i do wish the man fairy looked nicer tho he looks like he wasn't supposed to be a fairy and he just found himself having wings one day

    • @Sabrina-sc1db
      @Sabrina-sc1db 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@lz__9147 yeah if it was like a tinkerbell type of fairy then everyone would be doing it on tiktok

  • @danaology.
    @danaology. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I’ve been really depressed today and the sight of those taxidermy turtles made me laugh so much. Thanks Cody!

  • @sehnisweet343
    @sehnisweet343 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    I saw someone the other day wearing those hoof shoes, he was also wearing black leggings, a short plaid skirt, and little deer antlers......iconic

    • @imfabia
      @imfabia 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Seems like a cute outfit

    • @sehnisweet343
      @sehnisweet343 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@catsplat1272 Boulder Colorado, pretty well known for being a hippie city and there’s sure a lot of interesting people here

  • @Des_Amar
    @Des_Amar 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    " A stripper mouse, That's a mouse on a stripper pole,
    And now it's dead, And it's a stripper, It's a dead stripper"
    💀💀💀

  • @inducteddragoon
    @inducteddragoon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    It's actually a scene from Stewart Little you missed. He was really down bad at one point

  • @Belelelekake
    @Belelelekake 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    “ALLOIEEE”
    PLS I NEED ANOTHER LOVE ISLAND EP

  • @mayagensler5150
    @mayagensler5150 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    *mouse doing upward facing dog pose*
    cody: is this down dog??

  • @videosbybug
    @videosbybug 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    0:59 i’m pretty sure the number of reviews on a listing on etsy actually pertain to the person’s whole shop and not just the listing itself

  • @caitlindawn7071
    @caitlindawn7071 3 ปีที่แล้ว +249

    The stripper mouse is so morbid, they contorted a dead mouse's poor body on a pole, wrapping its little dead tail around it. Used as decoration. Nope

    • @cryforhelp7270
      @cryforhelp7270 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Those turtles will stay in my mind forever...

    • @rebexyy
      @rebexyy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      LOL the dead mouses skin. Not his body. That's not how taxidermy works.

    • @caitlindawn7071
      @caitlindawn7071 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      @@rebexyy That doesn't make it any less disturbing

    • @cinnamonbun216
      @cinnamonbun216 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@rebexyy I mean they did take out everything from its body and stuffed it.

    • @arianarodriguez8951
      @arianarodriguez8951 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@cinnamonbun216 THAT MAKES IT EVEN WORST