1:14 I like how GF either doesn’t notice or care that BF mysteriously disappeared and just wants to spend all her time with the marketable figurine of him. Great relationship!
@@thedeliveryboy1123 Ninjamuffin did say that Boyfriend and Girlfriend are canonically dumb because they think they can survive anything thats been thrown at them like Pico's Assassination and Tankman's Military Base so it would make sense that she didnt know that it was Boyfriend
Honestly, this seems like a solution that worked out for everyone. Daddy Dearest and Mommy Mearest don’t have to deal with the annoying “beep bops” all the time, GF gets a toy, and BF (assuming he’s still sentient) gets quality time with his Girlfriend. Unfortunately for the Dearest parents, true love’s kiss is apparently a factor in this universe.
i like how all these comments are like "woah sex is cannon?" or "omg shreks at the end" mf there were like 13312 sex references throughout the whole vid and the name of the game is literally friday night FUNKIN
My favorite thing about this commercial is I’m convinced Daddy and Mommy are awake at 4:09 am yet not making a move is because when they were BFs and GFs age they were doing the EXACT SAME THING. I also love their matching gold records and their little moment at 1:15 ; their daughter is so intense over BF because she watched her parents being all over each other her whole life!
Dude, the amount of force for him to be thrusting her to the point that it causes the wall to pounce is insane. Let’s assume her bed is right by the end and that’s where they’re “performing”. That means that even more force is lost when it travels from their bodies, through the bed, and onto the wall. Let’s also assume the wall is roughly 5 inches thick, as per expected, considering their bedrooms are right next to each other. As we can see, the periodic thrusting, even after converted through so many nullifying barriers, is still strong enough to cause the record frames to shoot forth with each thrust. Not to mention the clock says 4:19, which means they’ve probably been going at it with this pace for more than six hours. That’s a lot of force, and it’s still assuming that their bedrooms are connected to each other, which is still somewhat unlikely, considering GF is an only child, and the master bedroom is usually distanced a far bit off from the others in order to create a comfortable sleeping experience. What can we conclude from this lengthy analysis? - BF has iron thighs - GF has iron insides - Both have iron stamina - GF’s bed is probably made of iron as well - Dad and moms household inner walls are 5 inches thick Thanks for reading this, now please, drink some water, and continue enjoying this lewd promo animation
I'm so glad and this update most adults who think fnf is a kids game final realize a game that's on newgrounds may not be for children honestly I thought the whole blue ball death screen was enough reason does it matter though this animation is hilarious though got me cracking up in the fluidness is it just makes me want to ascend
The Dearests really gotta stop trying to get rid of BF using plans that involve toys, its not working well for them PS: Gf is so fucking adorable and goofy on this commercial, i love it
I just realized something in the end. It's a literally a reference to Frog Prince (Storybook) because Princess kisses the frog and I causes the frog to turn back into a Prince. This is literally what's happening here because BF was cursed into a toy and when GF kissed the toy, it caused BF to turn back into a human again.
I don’t know why they even bothered with the whole “turn him into a marketable plushie and give it to our daughter” scheme - she could have easily ripped him to bloody pieces with her bare hands. They have nobody but themselves to blame for this.
I guess it’s because that by killing Boyfriend right then and there, Girlfriend would be pissed about that. And y’all know what happens when you mess with her man.
I mean, I presume that they see/like too think that BF as just being GF toy soo.... They did that as a way to GF keep her toy without welcoming him into the family
@@azizshamsi6044 this shit is wholesome man wdym? If you think this is somehow cringey then watch garten of banban x skibidi toilet sigma cuz you're a literal child
Mom and dad brought this opon themselves 😭 Tbh, it's really cute they got their daughter a lil figure of her boyfriend, like, a bit weird if it was real life of course, but here it is so nice they got their kid a present Gf looked really excited for her gift kgnwfns
So the beginning of the commercial shows it’s, and I’ll be generous here, about fall. Then we get a scene of Gf in the snow, so we can assume that’s winter time. Then a scene if gf, not in the snow and also in non-winter clothes so we can say spring to still be generous. That means Bf was in the toy state for at least November-February/more likely march. Either that, or they have some giant snow globe. Which would not surprise me
Everything I could EVER want in 1 Commercial lmao, This thing has pretty much the Whole Plot and Story of the Game resolved so quick in it lol, Parents try to kill Boyfriend, They "Successfully?" do so, Girlfriend revives him with the power of love, Then they have sex. That's literally the whole Game, I wouldn't be surprised if it just happens exactly like this beat for beat, Just up-scaled a lot because it's gonna have a ton of Cut-scenes and whatnot lol... Freaking love this.
The song names in this video are “out of cd” and “GameShark” by Kawaii Sprite now you can shush lol
de hecho es "out of cbd" 🤓🤓
@@KrepzoBScalla que descubren que tenemos una letra extra
Thanks for the heart Man.
thanks man, this was hard ngl
UR A GODSEND THANK YOUUUUU
Chewing on anything that isnt soft is real as fuck
Bf and Gf have a brain of a toodler
And it's so funny
I am like that
you know thats a sign that you didn't go through a proper teething stage as a child right
They are both canonically dumb af
Tbh i chew on every single thing by now💀
1:14
I like how GF either doesn’t notice or care that BF mysteriously disappeared and just wants to spend all her time with the marketable figurine of him. Great relationship!
Thats honestly because she’s canonically stupid in this same with bf
@@memelordmastercooldude1st971 That's true.
I don't know if she can tell the difference
It's because bf and gf are both dumb
@@thedeliveryboy1123 Ninjamuffin did say that Boyfriend and Girlfriend are canonically dumb because they think they can survive anything thats been thrown at them like Pico's Assassination and Tankman's Military Base so it would make sense that she didnt know that it was Boyfriend
Honestly, this seems like a solution that worked out for everyone. Daddy Dearest and Mommy Mearest don’t have to deal with the annoying “beep bops” all the time, GF gets a toy, and BF (assuming he’s still sentient) gets quality time with his Girlfriend.
Unfortunately for the Dearest parents, true love’s kiss is apparently a factor in this universe.
The backshots go crazy 💀
Kids when they discover that fnf is intended for mature audiences
and for proof…
0:24 “if u come over I’ll empty something else…
@@cordoribel6779 is gf horny all of the time or smth😭
Dont think kids care
@@hwungiiyes, just see how she treats the bf toy 😭
it’s not even bad
THE MOM AT THE END 😭💀
"she won't make it through winter" looking aah 💀💀🙏
I just know she was done 😭
Bro she looked like she was dying of cancer
" mp mp"
lip smacks cutely
If someone says FNF is a kids game after this, then they are delusional as Funk.
Fuck*
@@abdalazizc9732the thing you saw there is usually reffered to as a pun. "Correcting" is ruins its entire purpose
@@ibis03 I was joking lol
The volume 3 OSTs cover literally says M - Mature which is 18+ iirc lmao
@@Karim-Akra sing there says 17+, doesn't it?
1:39 holy shit one-shot mania bf
No way
He's ascending
1:59
UNDERSTANDABLE WHY THEY DONT LIKE HIM
THATS SCARY
Didn’t knew BF was rough like that tho wtf
@@Sandwichman18 *its not bf*
@@angerey_ fuck else could it be??the house is protected like a medieval castle
@@ࣄ̆̂ gf is plowing him 🫡
They don't like him because he beat them in battle, and that's normal for them, look, they just seem so calm.
1:05 I love this whole scene from now on, it's fucking adorable
They are doing evil, but it’s disguised as being wholesome, I love it!
I like that this humanizes the parents a bit
They still love their daughter and just wanted a good night's rest
that ending tho 💀💀
they got freaky on a Friday night
Fr
they got a bit 下尺モ丹Kㄚ......
To be fair tho the mommy mearest and daddy dearest kinda brought it down upon themselves by turning bf into a figure
@@DeanSpeedruns ok u is speakin facts ion know what tf-😭
1:58 oh lord, you can hear wet noises.....
nah that's daddy dearest blinking
LMFAO THATS JUST DD SLEEPY EYES BLINKIN☠️
@@whimsy_shitbf and gf be like : *clap in gyyyattttt gf*
@bob_chooswhy did you add the word gyat, i hate you
@@bob_choos WHAT THE W H A T
I’m glad they finally can show something that isn’t for kids. They have confirmed that multiple times but kids has still been attached.
bro its a BF figurine its for kids bro, the animation isnt tho ☠☠
@@dark.sha_d0w dude the franchise is NOT for kids.
No no hell not the franchise ☠☠ the toy im talkin about, it looks like smth a kid would use
@@dark.sha_d0w there’s people who collect stuff Some people have willingly collect toys just to have them other people cherish them
agreed, but me personally I am NOT paying 25 dollars for a colored statue ☠☠
0:46 That’s what we call Redballing
There’s one frame they showed it breaking, and it is yellow unfortunately.
0:57 This is the closest we're getting to hearing Boyfriend when he's not saying beeps and bobs
he's grunts when he dies.
0:57 Papi, pls don't turn me into a marketable plushi- *NOOOOOOOOOO-*
(becomes a marketable plushy)
Thats a figure
*marketable figurine
they fr got freaky on a friday night 💀💀
1:24 They know what they did.
no shit the entire point of the game is to have sex
No sh*t this game is for adults
The scene of GF chewing on the figure is funnier than it has any right to be
Welp Wanted status
god i wish i was hi-
@@jaco8822UH?!💀
i like how all these comments are like "woah sex is cannon?" or "omg shreks at the end"
mf there were like 13312 sex references throughout the whole vid and the name of the game is literally friday night FUNKIN
Even the game's catchphrase is "Gettin' freaky on a friday night, yeah!"
My favorite thing about this commercial is I’m convinced Daddy and Mommy are awake at 4:09 am yet not making a move is because when they were BFs and GFs age they were doing the EXACT SAME THING.
I also love their matching gold records and their little moment at 1:15 ; their daughter is so intense over BF because she watched her parents being all over each other her whole life!
I think only Mommy is asleep, because her eyes appear to be closed.
That thing about gf being not the brightest is looking mighty true 😭💀
If you look closely when she's in the bath, you can see it's overflowing.
She's very dense but we still love her.
She's canonically autistic btw
@@grapeguy69
wait did the character authors confirm that?
@@junkyyard2273 I'm pretty sure.
@@grapeguy69
there needs to be like some confirmation here cmon
This game's always been adult oriented lmao, just the art style makes it seem kid friendly when in reality *It is not.*
Dude, the amount of force for him to be thrusting her to the point that it causes the wall to pounce is insane. Let’s assume her bed is right by the end and that’s where they’re “performing”. That means that even more force is lost when it travels from their bodies, through the bed, and onto the wall. Let’s also assume the wall is roughly 5 inches thick, as per expected, considering their bedrooms are right next to each other.
As we can see, the periodic thrusting, even after converted through so many nullifying barriers, is still strong enough to cause the record frames to shoot forth with each thrust. Not to mention the clock says 4:19, which means they’ve probably been going at it with this pace for more than six hours.
That’s a lot of force, and it’s still assuming that their bedrooms are connected to each other, which is still somewhat unlikely, considering GF is an only child, and the master bedroom is usually distanced a far bit off from the others in order to create a comfortable sleeping experience.
What can we conclude from this lengthy analysis?
- BF has iron thighs
- GF has iron insides
- Both have iron stamina
- GF’s bed is probably made of iron as well
- Dad and moms household inner walls are 5 inches thick
Thanks for reading this, now please, drink some water, and continue enjoying this lewd promo animation
Least virgin FnF player:
bro 😂
nerd
@@peepstergamings3049 dude, I’m using my worthless school knowledge one way or another
When you really want to prove those that said, "We aren't going to use this knowledge in the future." wrong.
SEX IS CANNON??!??!!?
Edit: y’all I know sex was always canon I was literally just making a joke
Since the beginning lol
@@cherrysoda463literally
Yeah
always has been
69 LIKES????!?!🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑💀💀💀
1:09 this is too cute i cant
Nobody's wondering why BF was alone in an emory room with nothing but an old TV that he wasnt even watching?
Ideal male living space
I think that's where he lives
He canonically lives in a ng Office
all guys just need a computer and a bed and that's literally it
Looks like he only have a tv in his Room
This may be the best marketing ad I’ve ever seen, and I was sold before I even saw this
I'm so glad and this update most adults who think fnf is a kids game final realize a game that's on newgrounds may not be for children honestly I thought the whole blue ball death screen was enough reason does it matter though this animation is hilarious though got me cracking up in the fluidness is it just makes me want to ascend
The Dearests really gotta stop trying to get rid of BF using plans that involve toys, its not working well for them
PS: Gf is so fucking adorable and goofy on this commercial, i love it
Chat is this real
Yup
Yeah
@@nanidraws ☹
Yes
Yea
1:58 Bro this sound like someone *WALKING SO HING*
DANG THEY WERE GOIN THAT HARD?
i think now i know what they meant by "gettin' freaky on a friday night yeah"
are we gonna skip the fact BF puts GF on his contacts as "lil' dummy"
so adorable
1:59 they faces killing me why they dont gaf
They tried to stop him, they failed
They've lost the will to fight.
@@doinkstrdaddy dearest does NOT wanna risk his balls again 😅
@@dreamycream7850not worth😂
Now I can understand why the dearests don’t want bf around 2:02
I KNEW SEX WAS A THING 👀
I just realized something in the end. It's a literally a reference to Frog Prince (Storybook) because Princess kisses the frog and I causes the frog to turn back into a Prince. This is literally what's happening here because BF was cursed into a toy and when GF kissed the toy, it caused BF to turn back into a human again.
And then they had sex.
@@KingMB_XJ_OfficialHappy ending B)
is no one gonna talk about how insane boyfriend screaming sounded
1:58 nahhhh bro had her screaming and squelching brooo😭😭😭😭😭
that sounds like a bed squeaking
who said that was gf? 🤨
For anyone wanna know what the song is for the commercial it’s called “out of cbd - Kawai Sprite”
THANK YOU! ✌
This add definitely reminded me that FNF ain’t for kids-
1:24 caught me out
PUS-
AYO WHAT THE FU-
@@KeanPlays-ko2xz listen you are WAY too young to be even be PLAYING fnf.
0:56 that probably hurts alot...
"probably"
Not probably dude💀
How does that probably
Imagine sharp women nails stabbed into your skin 💀💀💀
Pause@@WikiLove64
Well, they ain't a Newgrounds's collab for no reason, those guys traumatize me back in the day...
Next time somebody calls this a kids game, imma show them this
I don’t know why they even bothered with the whole “turn him into a marketable plushie and give it to our daughter” scheme - she could have easily ripped him to bloody pieces with her bare hands.
They have nobody but themselves to blame for this.
I guess it’s because that by killing Boyfriend right then and there, Girlfriend would be pissed about that. And y’all know what happens when you mess with her man.
@@JackOBunny87 well,she could kill an entire army ,so maybe thats why
i find it weirdly cute that they got their daughter a toy of her bf but its kinda strange they actually js like,, turned him into one 😭😭
I mean, I presume that they see/like too think that BF as just being GF toy soo....
They did that as a way to GF keep her toy without welcoming him into the family
Yeah, at least they didn't keep BF away from GF.
It's weird because they also want to kill him.
i mean, gf gets to see bf and dd and mm don't have to worry about their daughter getting fucked. it's basically a win-win (until gf kissed him)
I like how they didn’t even throw him out or anything, they just gave him to their daughter- again.
1:39 Literally on a Friday night
if i had a nickel for anytime a friday night funkin product commercial has a banger song id have 3 nickels, and i'd spend it on the kickstarter.
1:39 btw BF's shading reminds me to OSM BF
Finally this commercial shows that fnf isn't for kids, I just hate those kids who watch fnf because it's not for kids💀
Tf did the kids do to you? Im 12 and i play the game and i get all of the "references" iyk what i mean.
Also, the kids dont even care about it. If they cared they wouldn't be playing fnaf, gta and etc...
@@HyperNettwhat💀
@@MinkLiteTheDumbass”UM IM 12 AND VERY MATURE I KNOW ABOUT *THAT* STUFF IT’S REFERENCING 🤓”
@@MinkLiteTheDumbass
😭 you ain’t even a teen yet get back onto kidstube bruh
I am so glad there wasnt a ceramic jar involved
Wait a woman is owning it so what would she fill it with- *1000-yard-stare*
@@SpongeBob-n3r if we assume base game gf and lullaby gf are one in the same, it's still a cum jar.
@@SpongeBob-n3rif hypno gf and base game gf are the same, the usual.
@@jaco8822 not sure if that makes things any better
Fnf fans when the adult game is adult:
This was animated by POSTBOY, who made the FNF PS1 commercial for the Funkin' Jam in 2021.
DD and MM at the end are hilarious
1:05 the most wholesome part
1:58 kinda the parents fault that they can hear them having sex on the other side 😂
IT SHOULD'VE BEEN ME NOT HIM! IT'S NOT FAIRRR
@@mmzchannel7287wild 😭
@@mmzchannel7287 the f*ck are you on about
They just hear em going at for 6 HOURS
@@thetoastofalltoasts nah-
“69 hours”
boyfriend: Noooooo. dont turn me into a marketable figure
BF waiting on that respawn until they were alone is wild
he got that play tho
I somtimes wonder if he was still conscious through all that when he was a fegureen 💀
I had a FUCKING stroke reading this
@@BluePoggershvensj anothe ons
He was 💀
Boyfriend and Girlfriend finally got to do it.
Yeah
Gf and bf in the end: getting freaky on a friday night yea
Welp. Apparently smoothed brain people (bf and gf as it was literally confirmed) can feel other emotions other than scared
"TaKe mE BaCk To (insert mod)"
My bro in christ the game was always adult, stop being a wimp.
If i'd make Adult content, it wouldn't be cringey like this one
@@azizshamsi6044 every kid under 10 years old:
@@azizshamsi6044 this shit is wholesome man wdym? If you think this is somehow cringey then watch garten of banban x skibidi toilet sigma cuz you're a literal child
Dude, i am honestly 21 years old, and i meant what i said.
@@azizshamsi6044Stop rejecting the cringe and be more happy, man.
I Though her mom was Fine about her staying with bf already...but judging by the end i bet she knew what was going to go down
0:58 why does he sound like a minion?
BANANAH
Welp, guess that’s one way to make a marketable figure
Mom and dad brought this opon themselves 😭
Tbh, it's really cute they got their daughter a lil figure of her boyfriend, like, a bit weird if it was real life of course, but here it is so nice they got their kid a present
Gf looked really excited for her gift kgnwfns
0:09 OMG GUYS IS THAT BOYFRIEND FROM FRIDAY NIGHT FUNKIN IN REAL LIFE?!?!?!?!
Yup it is my man
Ah, BF watches orange. A man of culture I see!
I love how GF is just incredibly stupid.
1:50 Why does a random man appear? Or is it Tom Fulp?
Gf Sims be like at 1:19 and 1:25 *THAT SHOULD’VE BEEN ME NOT HIM*
true asf lol 💀💀💀
and 1:22 if you're like me.
True lol
1:58 I relate to this part, there are literally nights where my parents really make me hate them
1:24 is crazyyyyy
Watch somebody buy it and try this 1:35💀
I found it funny that they made a figure toy despite being a Nendoroid of Boyfriend already
The nendo is too expensive 😞
He has her in the phone as "Lil' Dummy" kek
Bro turned into a toy by mommy powers
And then got fixed by hot girls powers (aka just a kiss)
@@bendyfanRP1 I can fix him *proceeds to use demon magic to fix her twinky bf*
So the beginning of the commercial shows it’s, and I’ll be generous here, about fall.
Then we get a scene of Gf in the snow, so we can assume that’s winter time. Then a scene if gf, not in the snow and also in non-winter clothes so we can say spring to still be generous.
That means Bf was in the toy state for at least November-February/more likely march. Either that, or they have some giant snow globe.
Which would not surprise me
imagine bf was awake during that time 💀💀💀
I mean at least hes not dysgusted in this video and had a good time 💀
I love they just realized how a kiss cures him, and they know what they’re doing in the other room.
Jesus Christ, I knew this is from newgrounds, but I had no idea Girlfriend was such a freak-
I mean she's literally a demon so-
"A freaky friday night yeah"
The fact BF was a figure for A WINTER. Like. There are frames showing different months.
I dont think I ever wanted to be a bf figure ever in my life
So real 😭🙏
The mom's face at 1:58 fucking kills me. lmao
That’s because they knew they messed up when turning bf into a figure.
"its four in the morning"
Pretty sure the mom was sleeping and only the dad was contemplating
1:24 im speechless bro.
Toyfriend got the treatment his live counterpart would wish he had
Everything I could EVER want in 1 Commercial lmao, This thing has pretty much the Whole Plot and Story of the Game resolved so quick in it lol, Parents try to kill Boyfriend, They "Successfully?" do so, Girlfriend revives him with the power of love, Then they have sex.
That's literally the whole Game, I wouldn't be surprised if it just happens exactly like this beat for beat, Just up-scaled a lot because it's gonna have a ton of Cut-scenes and whatnot lol...
Freaking love this.
yet, some people still say fnf is for kids
ALRIGHT WE FUCKING GET IT
@@Kosmacolol
@@Kosmaco
NO YOU DONT
0:51
his laugh is cute idk why
Fr
Aww yeh
why does bf have gf saved as “lil dummy” lol
1:59 LMFAO Did not expect that....
I guess it sure was a Friday Night huh?
They were spending their Friday night funkin'
1:43 looks like a informercial from adult swim, i'm right?
i hope that 8 year olds dont still think this game is for toddlers after this
nah its more of the parents because some adults think that all animated things are for kids :)
@@lucythedemonpuppy4222 "here little timmy, watch some south park."
fr tho
@@BakeDEggShelp why did that quote make me laugh so hard tho-
them backshots were crazy 💀💀
Bro has reached the forbidden place 1:25
It’s not forbidden for him to
He has vip