Just imagine for a second that a Sniper joins the game with this music on the microphone, his name is "Cheater Sniper" and he becomes the MVP immediately.
A microscopic solar flare 93 million miles away flying into someone's Nintendo 64 changing a 0 to a 1 that saved a few seconds to reach the world record on super Mario 64:
ah PIG̸̣̣͕̻̺̯̹͒̑̀̈́̐͝F̸̰͍̀̀͑̃̂̒̍̏͌́̌̀̐̈S̶̝͒̉̓̆̓͘K̶̛͚̗̠̫̆͑͂͆̽̌̈́̄̓́̾̑͘F̶͓̗̙̠̼̾̆̄͌͊̕̕B̵͍̗͕͍̻̲̙̞͓͂̑̃̈́̋͊͋̂̔͛Ȩ̸̫͖̣͖̙̩̜̝̱̠̭̤̪̋̐͐̌͛̍̔͑̕F̵̼̖̻̭͇̣̈̓̔̆͂̆̍̆̃͌͆̈́̆̕B̶̢͎̗̯̤͍̰͈̰̩̹͖͋́͋͐͂̈͐J̸̛̪̫̯͇̙͙̐̈̍̚S̴̘͆̎̊B̷̯͒́F̸̡͚̣̣̥͎̣̗̙̗̳̒͐͛̅̎͜Ṣ̴̢̻̮̹͇̺̪̖͍̝̮̼̂̓͗̈́͐̌ͅB̶̨͔̘̙̩̦̳͉͉͔̼͖̙̈́̈̾́̌̏͐̑̎́͐̃͘Ḩ̴̜̲̻͇̰̩̰̲̞̐̔́̍͊̀̾̋̕F̴̨̜͙̺̺͔͇͕͈̆̾́́͐͝D̷̦̖̙̣̟̬̩̀͊͆́H̷̡̢̗̗̣̰̩̓̈́̍̇̓̈́͝͝B̴̡̧̙͉͍̭̱̱̹̼͖̩͙̏́̓̑͛̄͑̈́͗̓̓̀͒̚͝ SS -Earrape Sniper
How I feel after missing two shots on a revved Heavy, miss my jarate entirely, melee crit an unfortunate Spy and then die to a random Scout who flanked:
Five years ago... A friend started me on this game. I decided to be a sniper. Then I saw him... *[VALVE]N-PassKiller* Then I saw more... Then my voice chat and normal chat access cancelled... I fought 5 years when I a Sniper rookie. Now a numb sniper main with a PTSD...
... Did anyone notice that the video is speaking to us with auto translation?
Eh, TH-cam is just drunk as always.
@@burianthedoktor at least it's funny.
[music]
@@mr.montello1433 and also theres so once
"so, you"
"I want to be an astronaut when I grow up!"
stage 4 cancer:
💀
Woah😭
There once was shap that is in green sees the name of the pi was the belly of pee the winds a
Dude why is that actually funny
💀💀
official 2fort theme
2Fort National Anthem
2fard
2shart
2 short
Me as a kid throwing a ball of trash into the bin:
me when i throw a paper ball that accidentaly hits the teacher's head
@@jjonoiseheadshot
Me when my piss stream hits the shit stain in the toilet
@@jjonoiseboom headshot
going to Principle is a good job mate!
@@jjonoisebum,headshot
The sun after blinding someone from 91,920,000 miles away:
“Jarate”
“I HATE you!”
‘Bushwack’
solar eclipse moment
Sun - “Headshot!”
“Thanks for standing still wanker! 👋👋👋”
*_S N I P I N G ' S A G O O D J O B M A T E_*
Challenging work. Outta doors.
I can guarantee you'll not go angry, coz at the end of the day so long as there two people left on the planet someone is gonna want someone dead
Yeah- Dad I’m a- well there’s a difference,1s a job the others a mental sickness!
@@Chemical_Agent4340I think this mate saw me...
...
YES! YES, HE DID!
@@justsomegamer5932feelings?, look mate you know who has feelings?, blugers that beat their wife to death with a GOLF TROPHY
The last thing you see after missing a backstab as a spy
Accurate
Ah yes. A fellow DvN I see.
"Jarate!"
*bushwacka intensifies
@@Halberds8122
*schadenfreude*
*Points at Spy's corpse
"Ahahahaha!"
On an unrelated note, sometimes I use the Jarate or Mad Milk on friendlies and laugh at them
when your playing 2fort and the entire team goes sniper:
Sniper bots be like:
sniper gaming
that happened to me once
then i got kicked for cheating AS A MEDIC HOW DO YOU EVEN CHEAT AS MEDIC?????
OMEGATRONIC has joined the server
sniper gaming
A single raindrop somehow getting past my hat, glasses, and going straight into my eye
Man, I love my job as an investigative journalist!
Suicidal tendencies which I apparently always had:
A heart attack that for some reason requires a closed casket:
@@gabrielbates8327 My hands becoming stretchy enough to shoot my back with a silenced rifle:
Boeing moment
My legs propelling myself out the window of the Russian hospital
a rare virus with a 100% fatality rate that i contracted and died from in less than an hour
Heavy main PTSD
Shit is painful😭
*Pyro
@@Therealclosetstudios yooo I main pyro as well! :3
Heavy mains' sleep paralysis demon
@@GoobertNoobster :3 emoticon says otherwise. :3
Pov: u peek one pixel for 0.1 seconds on 2fort
fr
U stupid n-
_Snipin's a good job, mate._
How it feels when you throw something far away, and it lands where you wanted it to
Jarate
say no more
Failures don’t have standards, be slow, be rude, never have a plan to kill everyone you see.
Amateurs have flaws. Be rude, be ineffective, improvise to revive nobody you avoid.
Snipin's a bad job mate, easy work, indoors. I'll guarantee you'll go hungry.
@@Grilled_CheeseGuy8cause’ at the end a’ the day, as short as there are 8 billion people left on the planet, no one is gonna want no one dead.
I swear this should be one of the songs DoesHotter blasts in the voice chat
SHOULD? but y tho
💀lmfao
Dont give ideas
BOOOO i hate bot hosters and you should too
@@chickennuggetman2593 oh I do... or at least I did lmao
I really hope one day we get Sniper’s theme officially released just like how we recently got the uncompressed Portal radio song.
Same
it might be hidden somewhere in the new leak if its not just assets
@@BlobbleBong look up the magnum force main theme, you'll be bamboozled
@@Wendigussy its different then the one in the MTS video.
th-cam.com/video/Vo_mhQDFi08/w-d-xo.html&ab_channel=SF1NX, its close to the one in the MTS video, just remixed.
Oh boy, I can't wait to play TF2 casual in 2023!
Wait till you play TF2 in 2024!
*epicly gets headshotted every fucking time by a bot*
When you throw a green shell in mario kart and it hits someone:
Nobody:
OMEGATRONIC as soon as i peek out of spawn for more then 2 nanoseconds:
Lmao
The last thing a spy main sees when their target checks their back:
when you see sniper drinking from the yellow jar:
0:06 microwave
When I hit someone on the head, with a rock
Another successful lobotomy!
Canon sniper as child be like (yes he did that) :
@@nachosucker2014 ye
copper wired rock
Snipin' is a good job, mate!
Challenging work, outta doors
I gurantee that you will not go angry, At the end of the day, if 2 people are left on the planet, someone is gonna want someone dead.
"Dad I'm a.... Not a crazed gunman dad, I'm an assassin. Well the difference being one is a job and the other's mental sickness!"
“I’ll be honest with ya, my parents, do not care for”
i think his mate saw me...
(pew, tink)
_YES, YES HE DID._
Is this how Australia really sounds?
Yes.
new zealand*
Both
My new alarm
real
POV: You played casual during the bot crisis.
"And, checkmate! I win!"
that one bishop from 42069 miles away:
me on infinite chess:
Me pointing my turret to the side of the toilet so it doesnt make a sound
*"PROFESSIONALS HAVE STANDARDS"*
Turret 💀💀💀💀💀
I'm watching an ad rn. Surely it can't be THAT loud!
Me going sniper knowing i'm going to miss every shot and accidentaly kill people with the huntsman
Literally every sniper round on two fort
Combat Initiation snipers when I stand in the middle of the battlefield
Fire game tho on god
Somebody who knows that combat initiation exists?
@@Therealclosetstudios Yessir
Me: I can't wait to play on casual harvest!
The seven bots:
"professionals have standards
Be Polite,
@@UH-60_Blackhawk be efficient,
@@scrfilm9392 and always have plan to earrape everyone you meet
@/hvtrs8%2F-wuw%2Cymuvu%60e%2Ccmm-cjalngl-UAD%2Fp%7B4%601dAuMVjnxFaOCiMu Have a plan to kill everyone you meet.
@@scrfilm9392 have a plan to kill everyone you meet
me after i pissed into a water bottle because the toilet was broken
I’M A MAGICIAN, SPENCER, A FURIOUS MAGICIAN.
@@Thom_Foolery AND I NEED YOUR TEETH FOR THE FEDERAL RESERVE!!!
@@furiousmagician5912 I’M CUTTING INTEREST RATES IN HALF.
Me after I clogged the toilet with 10 phones in school:
How
Well uh.. I have my ways
POV you are a spy covered in jarate:
A random solar flare from the sun aimed perfectly at a sm64 speedrunners device to change a 0 to a 1 to baffle the speedrunning community for years
I actually heard of that glitch last year it will never happen again simply becouse of how rare it is
This is how i wanna see if sniper was in the undertale au's
yo tf2 x undertale crossover would be golden
@@average_furry.. Overtime is a thing, i played it recently and its kinda neat
me finally discovering the cure for cancer
the cia sniper:
When you get doxed by sssniperwolf but you live in Texas.
*Australia
@trabant601e Well, in Australia, you wouldn't have access to... never mind, I've said too much.
@@mathaijacob1345sniper's a good job mate
So it’s over one minute of Sniper staring into my soul
Yep, couldn't think of anything better
@@burianthedoktor it's perfect 🥹
The last thing the Mvm robots hear and see before collapsing to our 5 Snipers + 1 Dispenser strategy.
me looking at my stats and seeing that Sniper is the class i've earned the most points with (I spend a lot of time on achievement servers)
The best ringtone I've ever heard.
Just imagine for a second that a Sniper joins the game with this music on the microphone, his name is "Cheater Sniper" and he becomes the MVP immediately.
Non-Earape version? I have been looking for the actual theme used in the short.
this is the none earrape version wdym
th-cam.com/video/rb94S_HIfXw/w-d-xo.htmlsi=ePZ7GNYP-kcBWj2X
This one right here mate
When you stand still on 2fort for .2 milliseconds
Never having to use the toilet brush because you got a built in powerwasher as a man:
A microscopic solar flare 93 million miles away flying into someone's Nintendo 64 changing a 0 to a 1 that saved a few seconds to reach the world record on super Mario 64:
me after hitting the spider on the wall with slipper on one shot:
ah PIG̸̣̣͕̻̺̯̹͒̑̀̈́̐͝F̸̰͍̀̀͑̃̂̒̍̏͌́̌̀̐̈S̶̝͒̉̓̆̓͘K̶̛͚̗̠̫̆͑͂͆̽̌̈́̄̓́̾̑͘F̶͓̗̙̠̼̾̆̄͌͊̕̕B̵͍̗͕͍̻̲̙̞͓͂̑̃̈́̋͊͋̂̔͛Ȩ̸̫͖̣͖̙̩̜̝̱̠̭̤̪̋̐͐̌͛̍̔͑̕F̵̼̖̻̭͇̣̈̓̔̆͂̆̍̆̃͌͆̈́̆̕B̶̢͎̗̯̤͍̰͈̰̩̹͖͋́͋͐͂̈͐J̸̛̪̫̯͇̙͙̐̈̍̚S̴̘͆̎̊B̷̯͒́F̸̡͚̣̣̥͎̣̗̙̗̳̒͐͛̅̎͜Ṣ̴̢̻̮̹͇̺̪̖͍̝̮̼̂̓͗̈́͐̌ͅB̶̨͔̘̙̩̦̳͉͉͔̼͖̙̈́̈̾́̌̏͐̑̎́͐̃͘Ḩ̴̜̲̻͇̰̩̰̲̞̐̔́̍͊̀̾̋̕F̴̨̜͙̺̺͔͇͕͈̆̾́́͐͝D̷̦̖̙̣̟̬̩̀͊͆́H̷̡̢̗̗̣̰̩̓̈́̍̇̓̈́͝͝B̴̡̧̙͉͍̭̱̱̹̼͖̩͙̏́̓̑͛̄͑̈́͗̓̓̀͒̚͝ SS
-Earrape Sniper
i gotta love how the demonic jumble of letters translates to pain
ah pain
"Cleaning the skid mark in the bowl with my urine"
When you headshot the last kid in dodgeball from across the gym:
my brain during the last minute of the test
POV: you try to kill the enemy the 1000 time and still fail
Harvey lee oswald after seeing the USA president:
It's *MY* headache so *I* get to choose the music.
Pure beauty, mate
People trying to have fun
that one sniper main:
"You did fill it with piss-"
Girls: What do you think he is listening to? I don't know, probably Country.
Me: Listening to this on loop max volume -
when you miss 5 shots on a heavy:
your worst enemy as a scout in 2fort
Proshippers after seeing two unsuspected characters that have nothing to do with each other
"I just found the cure for cancer!"
The CIA:
this appeared in my reccomendation for the second time
the fan in my bedroom after his dust hits my face in my sleep:
ah yes, the sound of everybodys first 2fort match. (totaly not overused joke)
This really accentuates the Australianness of sniper as a being
POV Your a spy main and you missed a back stab of a sniper standing still and he notices you
listening to this while playing sniper and blasting it in vc statistically makes you better at landing headshots (trust)
Me: wants to play TF2 And have fun
The sniper on the other team who has a anime PFP:
average volume of my grandpa's phone
you know wut this team needs ?
foive mo snoipehs
@@alexzaker4238 they will go hungry
"[music], [music] so, you" how inspiring
Bots, turning on any sort of music in voice chat:
that moment when you hit a friend with a rock-snowball
"Professionals have standards" -sniper
Some random ass bug somehow flying directly into my mouth when I’m on a roller coaster:
You know i hear this one so often that it feels normal.
When your mate is about cross the finish line in Mario Kart 8 but you throw a banana at him and win
When you join a lobby and its all snipers looking straight up
How it feels to get a hole in one
when you peak in 2fort
The last thing you hear after getting out of your base in 2fort
How I feel after missing two shots on a revved Heavy, miss my jarate entirely, melee crit an unfortunate Spy and then die to a random Scout who flanked:
me getting mauled by a train:
My ears: 👂🩸🩸🩸
When i land my shit directly in the toilet water while pooping
Me when I kick a football through the neighbour's window:
Sniper jumpscare
I dont like how he's staring in my soul
I do like it
yknow this played today when i was just spamming a choke point as battle for negihborvile engi and getting a 20 killstreak was very fitting ty yt
a kid eating and chilling
the guy playing football:
When you backstab and don't see the razorback on their back:
the sniper bot after losing to a uberknight
Five years ago...
A friend started me on this game.
I decided to be a sniper.
Then I saw him... *[VALVE]N-PassKiller*
Then I saw more...
Then my voice chat and normal chat access cancelled...
I fought 5 years when I a Sniper rookie.
Now a numb sniper main with a PTSD...
10 year old me always selecting the ranger class in every game
DUH DUN DUH DA DUHHH🚂🚂🚂🚂