@@CrystalChrysanthemum It certainly has the flow of improv. Most likely, something was written, whether a shorter version of the line or just some key points to hit, but they let him go off script and keep riffing on the theme. Like Patton Oswalt's extended Star Wars filibuster scene. That's just my guess from the sound of it and from knowing that Amy Poehler is co-founder of the Upright Citizens Brigade Theater, which is known for its long form improv training courses. A few people on the show trained there. I don't think Chris Pratt is among them, but the culture on set was probably pretty encouraging of that sort of thing when deemed appropriate.
Sometimes I'll start a sentence and I don't even know where it's going. I just hope I find it along the way. - Andy Dwyer - Michael Scott - Wayne Gretzky
One of my favorite parts of sociology/psychology classes in college was hearing students ramble and meander around poignant statements without ever fully connecting to them. The spirit of the matter is definitely there, but the specifics got lost somewhere.
Tell me about it. I was a practicing developmental psychologist, so nothing makes my brain melt like hearing people, who have never taken a class or done anything in the field, try to psychoanalyze others and offer points with such conviction. It's incredible. But I commend them on their attempt.
That’s is indeed a great part of those kinds of classes. There are multiple reasons for this. For one, this forces people to discuss and indicates that everyone can participate, even if you don’t know the subject. In fact, many times the people who rarely attend lectures have lived a less sheltered life than those boot-licking nerds and therefore have an overwhelmingly better understanding of life and society as we know it. They can provide better commentary to the discussion. Next up, we have public speaking training. Public speaking is THE greatest way to understand whether you’re a well rounded person. The tricks is to start discussing hot and potentially divisive topics like racism, religion, womens and trans rights, the jew and many others in a very aggressive way. If your point of view is taken by the crowd as normal, then you have to turn up your anger towards minorities - keep going. When about half of people start getting annoyed at what you’re saying, that’s when you know you’ve hit the nail on the head. Let me provide an example. Suppose we’re having a conversation about the holocaust. You think you’re smart and decide to say: “Say, who among you (except black folks - you don’t get to vote) agrees with me that the holocaust was greatly exaggerated? I mean 600 people is a far cry from 6 million. And you’re saying the Germans WEREN’T making the most bussin rotisserie chicken in those fat smoke stacks?” I would like to think that this kinda statement would arise some anger or maybe confusion at first. But, suppose you aren’t discouraged at the audiences scolding. And you say: “Then what about the retribution money? Where has that money gone? I’ll tell you where - in the hands of people who have guilted the whole world into pitying them.” After your last statement, the ballroom would surely erupt with anger. This is where you have to dial it down: “Okay, maybe the Germans weren’t making chicken in there after all. But have you had a look at the shadows that were cast by the smoke from the chimneys? Those don’t even match up with the smoke pattern! Now, I’m no historian, but what this says to me is that the Jews have pulled the biggest “boy, who cried wolf” prank on the whole world! Which makes the Jews the greatest comedians on Earth!” As you can see from this short example, public speaking can really bring out the best in people and make a boring lecture more lively. Now, we have only covered two points. But I have a much bigger analysis of why classes in social sciences are very beneficial to students. Unfortunately, I cannot disclose a full version of my scriptures on account of my publishing house (Joseph & Jacobson’s) being very upset at the potential lost revenue. So, you will have to buy the newest edition of my book “Musings on Jewnerocity”. Thank you all and have a blessed day.
As a MS/HS teacher, sitting through these kinds of rants is perplexing. On the one hand, I don’t want to seem like I’m enforcing my opinion on the class, but on the other, the student is espousing utter nonsense that may confuse their classmates...
Now that we have streaming services without a time limit on episodes, they should re-issue the whole series with as many deleted scenes added back in as possible. This will surely create inconsistencies throughout the series, but as long as the narratives of individual episodes are still intact, I'm more than OK with that.
"Sometimes I'll start a sentence, and I don't even know where it's going. I just hope I find it along the way. Like an improv conversation. An improversation.|
This reminds me of the essay questions in my college exams. Generally it didn't matter what you wrote as long as you included all the buzzwords we were supoosed to remember :p
This is so good.... Lol I'ma have to watch it again and again and will probably add lines to my mental hilarious bank. This is up there with Chaz..... 🤣😂😅
I swear andy’s absolutely riddled with adhd. He had so many points to make (politically correct or not) and by god was he gonna make them all simultaneously without completing a single thought process all the way through
@@meruditex8856 well then, let me make it simple for you so you can understand. Most people don’t know about the fact you stated because most people don’t play shitty video games. Most people aren’t nerds. Most people have lives and don’t need to fill a void with crappy games. So you answer your question, probably only a few people. People who possess no social skills or live in their parents basements. Was that simple enough for you to comprehend?
That was me in college. Not the women's rights necessarily but I always was confident in what I was saying but the teacher and class always gave me a blank look. But I knew when to shut up 😅
He’s somehow politically correct and offensive at the same time. So I’m just impressed.
This is one of the best summaries of Andy I have ever heard
And Chris Pratt, I guess.
@Caleb Mayfield Michael is NOT politically correct lmao
@Caleb Mayfield nope Michael is like a corporation tbh incredibly offensive 99 percent time but woke enough that he doesn’t get in trouble for it
@@catrocastre8215 oh let me guess, “Chris Pratt is an Homophobic, Racist, and Sexist but i don’t have a way to prove it” get over it
I like how the professor didn’t interrupt him
Yes
@@harryhogan7787 i admire you sir
@@kimbermead2932 thankyou i think that if I had a good comment I would wanna know
Why would she? Andy is preaching!
Pretty sure her rage short circuited her brain.
he's a little confused, but he's got the spirit
he is VERY confused, and he kinda got the spirit
You're all confused and he is the spirit
He’s a little spirit, but he’s got the confused
He is Burt Macklin and he is with the FBI
Are you a girl?
I love how he bounces back and forth between "women have been subject to ..." and "they can get jobs, if they're hot"
Yes
He's somehow aware that it is wrong but not aware that he is wrong
Smh
Bcuz its true
Both equally true
That was just an entire roller-coaster, and I'm not sure where I ended.
Yes
Let’s just call it “downhill”
or if anyone survived
In a mental institution for hot women
But did you enjoy the ride? 🤔😜
I could listen to Chris Pratt improv this for an hour
Was this improv??💀
@@CrystalChrysanthemum It certainly has the flow of improv. Most likely, something was written, whether a shorter version of the line or just some key points to hit, but they let him go off script and keep riffing on the theme. Like Patton Oswalt's extended Star Wars filibuster scene. That's just my guess from the sound of it and from knowing that Amy Poehler is co-founder of the Upright Citizens Brigade Theater, which is known for its long form improv training courses. A few people on the show trained there. I don't think Chris Pratt is among them, but the culture on set was probably pretty encouraging of that sort of thing when deemed appropriate.
@@CrystalChrysanthemum a lot of his lines in parks were so probably
At a panel they were asked if they improv scenes...they do not. It's 99% scripted, they just have multiple scripts they test out.
@@Iampatrix oh my apologies. i must've come across false information, then! (that's not sarcasm)
This is what happens when the lecturer calls on someone in class who hasn't been listening but has immense confidence in their response.
I don't know what I'm doing but I know I'm doing it really well
I think he was listening or atleast trying. But just didn't understand.
Seems like he was listening and that’s why he’s confident. But he didn’t get the message.
He was listening, he just has poor manners.
😂😂
Sometimes I'll start a sentence and I don't even know where it's going. I just hope I find it along the way.
- Andy Dwyer
- Michael Scott
- Wayne Gretzky
HA
-Ashwin Ghimire
-Ultimate Warrior
Wayne Gretzky 🤣🤣🤣
Yeah, Wayne Gretzky. Omfg. BAM!!
V funny how he would get close to the point and she starts to not her head but then he completely veers off 😅
*nod
@@SidPil like, nobody cares cringe office roleplayer ???
@@radishxiv you cared enough to reply but ok
@@SidPil knot*
Not sure If he has or hasn't learnt anything.
You can learn and you can not learn, but can you or? I think Andy is pretty close to or.
Yes.
yesn't.
@@IsiahTomas Schrödinger's Andy.
Not sure there's much to learn from women's studies
He keeps starting to make a good point but then immediately shoots himself in the foot
I feel like this entire scene was Chris ad libbing and it's amazing
100%
Andy: Makes a great point.
5 seconds later: Completely destroys it.
"I'd go to a mental institution if it was filled with hot women."
- Andy Dwyer
Hands down my all-time favorite TED Talk.
That was good!
The scene that could have won Chris Pratt an Emmy.
When people ask me why I spent thousands of hours learning English, this, this video is why.
Truuuueeee
scorpodile i hope youre trolling
Well, you're terrible at it...so better put in a few thousand more
(kidding, kidding!! 😜) I commend you.
Love this comment
thousends of hours? I just watched Star Wars,
that`s it.
Who`s your daddy........
“I don’t know where these institutions are but we should close them” spoken like a true anarchist
I have no idea how the two girls sitting behind Andy were able to keep from losing their shit and dying off laughter! 🤣
Especially the hot one...
Feel like they zoomed in on Andy every time they started to laugh
No sense of humour. That's standard.
LOL!! The pure idiocy and genius of this man is what makes him so brilliant - Loved it!
One of my favorite parts of sociology/psychology classes in college was hearing students ramble and meander around poignant statements without ever fully connecting to them. The spirit of the matter is definitely there, but the specifics got lost somewhere.
I was one of those students last semester but it was my philosophy class. I always got an A for it if I brought up a movie with it.
Tell me about it. I was a practicing developmental psychologist, so nothing makes my brain melt like hearing people, who have never taken a class or done anything in the field, try to psychoanalyze others and offer points with such conviction. It's incredible. But I commend them on their attempt.
@@Zombie_Trooperthanks, i’ll continue 😅. i’m sorta kidding
That’s is indeed a great part of those kinds of classes. There are multiple reasons for this. For one, this forces people to discuss and indicates that everyone can participate, even if you don’t know the subject. In fact, many times the people who rarely attend lectures have lived a less sheltered life than those boot-licking nerds and therefore have an overwhelmingly better understanding of life and society as we know it. They can provide better commentary to the discussion.
Next up, we have public speaking training. Public speaking is THE greatest way to understand whether you’re a well rounded person. The tricks is to start discussing hot and potentially divisive topics like racism, religion, womens and trans rights, the jew and many others in a very aggressive way. If your point of view is taken by the crowd as normal, then you have to turn up your anger towards minorities - keep going. When about half of people start getting annoyed at what you’re saying, that’s when you know you’ve hit the nail on the head. Let me provide an example. Suppose we’re having a conversation about the holocaust. You think you’re smart and decide to say: “Say, who among you (except black folks - you don’t get to vote) agrees with me that the holocaust was greatly exaggerated? I mean 600 people is a far cry from 6 million. And you’re saying the Germans WEREN’T making the most bussin rotisserie chicken in those fat smoke stacks?” I would like to think that this kinda statement would arise some anger or maybe confusion at first. But, suppose you aren’t discouraged at the audiences scolding. And you say: “Then what about the retribution money? Where has that money gone? I’ll tell you where - in the hands of people who have guilted the whole world into pitying them.” After your last statement, the ballroom would surely erupt with anger. This is where you have to dial it down: “Okay, maybe the Germans weren’t making chicken in there after all. But have you had a look at the shadows that were cast by the smoke from the chimneys? Those don’t even match up with the smoke pattern! Now, I’m no historian, but what this says to me is that the Jews have pulled the biggest “boy, who cried wolf” prank on the whole world! Which makes the Jews the greatest comedians on Earth!” As you can see from this short example, public speaking can really bring out the best in people and make a boring lecture more lively.
Now, we have only covered two points. But I have a much bigger analysis of why classes in social sciences are very beneficial to students. Unfortunately, I cannot disclose a full version of my scriptures on account of my publishing house (Joseph & Jacobson’s) being very upset at the potential lost revenue. So, you will have to buy the newest edition of my book “Musings on Jewnerocity”. Thank you all and have a blessed day.
Don't forget philosophy class.
This scene was filmed by “just start ranting we will pick what we want” 😂
WHY DO THEY DELET SUCH SCENES
This scene was deleted because they were afraid of being sued by Jordan Peterson.
@@jamezkpal2361 nice one😂
@@jamezkpal2361 Why would they be sued by Jordan Peterson?
@@tobyflenderson6972 Intellectual property.
Prob cut due to time or pacing
The comeback scene is the actual funniest deleted scene.
Came here to say that lmao
Eh, disagree. That one is pretty funny too, but I prefer this one.
Do you have a link?
link plz
Link?
I love how he thought those institutions were places
I love that “Let them work at a restaurant, like a Hooter’s.” at 1:25
When the teacher catches you slackin so you start rambling,
As a MS/HS teacher, sitting through these kinds of rants is perplexing. On the one hand, I don’t want to seem like I’m enforcing my opinion on the class, but on the other, the student is espousing utter nonsense that may confuse their classmates...
@@WMDistraction this must be how my Philosophy teacher feels
@@WMDistraction oh shoot, 😅, I never thought about it that way. Lol. That must suck
He a little confused, but he got the spirit
He was exactly on point. And so brave for that view point.
"sometime I'll start a sentence and I don't even know where it's going. I just hope I find it along the way." -Michael Scott
You can tell he really understands Women's Lasers
Hey I've seen guys wearing dresses and makeup and I can say some of them do a better job at it than some women.
Those extras behind him need an award for not breaking.
This is the thought process of modern corporations that want to look woke.
Kind of a stretch but... I'd love to see Harris and Brent in this class. (The animal control guys)
Kind of a stretch...lol
it seems like he's improvising three different takes here, and imo the middle one about institutions is really funny
nailed it
I bet the teacher didn't even interrupt bc she wasn't sure if he was right or wrong😂😂😂
Now that we have streaming services without a time limit on episodes, they should re-issue the whole series with as many deleted scenes added back in as possible. This will surely create inconsistencies throughout the series, but as long as the narratives of individual episodes are still intact, I'm more than OK with that.
You mean like the Office Superfan episodes? I’d love to see a Parks & Rec version
The funniest thing is that it's almost like these are 3 scenes, but it's just one Andy's rant
By the way, can you upload more of deleted scenes?
These are 3 different versions of the same scene. It's ad-lib, they just let him improvise and keep one of them.
"Well done sweety, that's exactly right."
Why in the hell was this scene deleted. It is pure gold from beginning to end
This is right up there with Patton Oswalt’s star wars filibuster.
yeah, maybe because its offensive sensitive topic
"Sometimes I'll start a sentence, and I don't even know where it's going. I just hope I find it along the way. Like an improv conversation. An improversation.|
"A mental hospital for hot women" got me 😂😂😂
That's by far the smartest and most sober I've ever seen him. Even if nothing he said made any real sense.
I didn't like him at first in Marvel's movies but after this show, I figured out this man is a treasure.
This is what you sound like when you wanna help but the rules keep changing.
🤣🤣🤣
I watched the child learning and development equivalent of this at a lecture earlier this semester 😬
Love how he’s raising his hand and holding his arm up with his other arm
happy international women’s day ! from andy dwyer to all of us
Crazy how there are universities that have entire majors that are actually teaching what he’s saying…
The ultimate “he means well”.
me when i fully understand a topic but try talking about it off of my adhd medication:
Every time he directed his hands toward her affirming a term she had used in her talk, she's like "damn, I did say something like that, didn't I?"
I wish this video had the end of the convo and how the professor reacts. It really ties the humor up well.
" you know, like a mental hospital, but for hot women" 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Who let Chris Pratt talk without his publicist XD
This reminds me of the essay questions in my college exams. Generally it didn't matter what you wrote as long as you included all the buzzwords we were supoosed to remember :p
Thank you Andy, all salient points.
I can't believe how much that still made sense in today's time!!
Sometimes I'll start a sentence and I don't even know where it's going. I just hope I find it along the way.
This is better than Michael Scott woman's appreciation talk😂
This is so good.... Lol I'ma have to watch it again and again and will probably add lines to my mental hilarious bank. This is up there with Chaz..... 🤣😂😅
0:03 that's a tight top. Thanks Elizabeth
I'm overdue a rewatch of this series, so I don't recall the episode this is from, but it sounds like he was right.. for about 2 seconds lol.
This is the type of quality content that you can only get from the office, but cut out from parks and recs
Nah the office is cringe, parks and Rec is better
@@thomasferrarone3379 Looks like someone needs to slap you back to reality
@@deafrican5141 A lot of people love the Office, a lot of people love Justin Bieber. Nothing wrong with having a fetish for cringe.
@@thomasferrarone3379 A lot of people love Parks and Rec, a lot of people love AOC. Nothing wrong with having a fetich for idiocracy.
Both have Michael Shur as a writer, so they are somewhat similar.
He just sounds intellectual then not so much then again intellectual and then like Andy, the transitions are wonderful
This is quite possibly the greatest video I have ever watched
Is this the only video you have ever watched?
I swear andy’s absolutely riddled with adhd. He had so many points to make (politically correct or not) and by god was he gonna make them all simultaneously without completing a single thought process all the way through
That 1 min felt like a 1 hour lecture
I understand why it was cut
I feel like I've still seen this episode even though it's deleted xD
His explanations are the best.
The ironic thing is there are students who definitely answer these questions just like that.
Im pretty sure there are feminist professors who actuslly teach it like that too lol
He is leaking the plot of Avengers 5
I love his improv.
Best deleted scenes yet!
Thats just what I was thinking!
He’s literally that one guy from high school.
When you spend the entire lecture daydreaming about lasers
This seems improvised and i love it
I feel like Chris Pratt had no script and was just told to say what ever comes to mind
It's almost impossible to tell what was right and what was wrong
When the confidence in the answer exceeds the quality of the answer.
Little did he know what 2023 would be
I gotta say: the women sitting behind him are the real champs for not breaking...
I wonder how many people know that the actress playing the professor also played Freya in God of War
Ohw I didn't know that. I guess she always been from milfguard.
Probably not many because most people only watch good movies
@@WorstPokemonTrainer all the same.
@@michaelstyer7541 Your inanity surpasses our comprehension.
@@meruditex8856 well then, let me make it simple for you so you can understand. Most people don’t know about the fact you stated because most people don’t play shitty video games. Most people aren’t nerds. Most people have lives and don’t need to fill a void with crappy games. So you answer your question, probably only a few people. People who possess no social skills or live in their parents basements. Was that simple enough for you to comprehend?
I have a friend who talks and behaves exactly like him we all love him anyway coz hes pure of heart 😅
That's me when I have to present a homework someone else was supposed to present
That was me in college. Not the women's rights necessarily but I always was confident in what I was saying but the teacher and class always gave me a blank look. But I knew when to shut up 😅
Why did they delete any scenes? A full uncut version would be a dream
NAILED IT!
'Like a Hooters"😂😂😂😭
Still more coherent than most college courses
Is this not a real recording of someone reading their gender studies dissertation to the class?
No.
Yes
This is unironic PC. Perfection.
It’s like a ChatGPT response.
This was actually funny thought I was going to get clickbait
Nope no clickbait here!
That was...wow
I like that Chris Pratt keeps dialing it back every time he starts making Andy sound too smart.
To memorize all that gibberish as an actor is pretty amazing lol