I made a boat engine out of fish

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  • @Ididathing
    @Ididathing  21 วันที่ผ่านมา +1144

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  • @Ididathing
    @Ididathing  20 วันที่ผ่านมา +31926

    Edit* I have since found i massively stuffed up in this video in a way that i wasnt aware of. Do not place farmed fish in a body of water they do not belong in. As farmed fish and even just the water they are raised in can introduce diseases and harm other ecosytems. I sometimes get too excited with an idea and dont stop to consider wether i should actually do it.

    • @BuffABean
      @BuffABean 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +1154

      Okay

    • @naturewalk4022
      @naturewalk4022 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +2080

      You don’t have to explain yourself IDAT, it makes it less funny

    • @MCNarret
      @MCNarret 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +3575

      Was it the most ethical/best thing you could have done, hell no, should it be normalized, hell no, did you give those fish a life and a unique journey that no other fish had been on before without permanently injuring them, hell ya. Can't expect everyone to be perfect but yelling at you would be very very very low on the list of people who should be yelled at for such things.

    • @death_by_stars8203
      @death_by_stars8203 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +1437

      I'm waiting for the barramundi population to suddenly explode in that bay they released themselves in.

    • @blueberrytea-ib9gl
      @blueberrytea-ib9gl 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +497

      I dont really care about killing fish or anything, but making them suffer by keeping them above water and just generally sressing them out by all the enviroment changes is what bothers me tbh

  • @Endgameeffcee
    @Endgameeffcee 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +7866

    Ahh the ol’ saying. “you give a man a fish, you feed him for a day. If you teach a man to fish… he will harness their fishpower and use them as a motor to pull his boat”

    • @The-Gate-House-Grognard
      @The-Gate-House-Grognard 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +131

      My grandfather used to warn me about this all the time

    • @blescax
      @blescax 13 วันที่ผ่านมา +17

      For two minutes

    • @Gre-Chaos
      @Gre-Chaos 12 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      ... what? 🤔😐😑😐🤔

    • @NoelleMain
      @NoelleMain 12 วันที่ผ่านมา +10

      you mean "if a man teaches a fish"

    • @lameshithead
      @lameshithead 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      @@NoelleMain oh nooh no no no

  • @Spifyninja
    @Spifyninja 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +5708

    That shot of the fish loaded in the chutes is one of the most unhinged things I've ever seen. Good work.

    • @EEEEEEEE
      @EEEEEEEE 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +8

      E

    • @manfredhaase4483
      @manfredhaase4483 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +11

      Must be new

    • @justmerc1642
      @justmerc1642 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +61

      "Load torpedo tubes one to five!"
      "Aye sir!"
      *Das Barramundi*

    • @naejelangelogonzales6623
      @naejelangelogonzales6623 18 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @Raxdflipnote has warned us about the "MARIAH CAREY ENTITY" waking up this soon christmas just like the previous gaurd @Frosted_Derp . Be wary of going to antartica during this period as you may experience hallucinations and other phychological symptoms. God bless

    • @Variety_Pack
      @Variety_Pack 17 วันที่ผ่านมา +7

      @@EEEEEEEE I have been seeing you for years. Love your work, keep it up.

  • @zxrzFC
    @zxrzFC 13 วันที่ผ่านมา +1414

    i am so glad and also impressed that you actually took the effort to acclimate them to the sea water (and did it properly as well) so many people wouldn’t care and just chuck them straight into the new water

    • @leachimy24
      @leachimy24 12 วันที่ผ่านมา +95

      Ted Bundy also turned on the heater before he hogtied his victims in his car.

    • @DRGx3
      @DRGx3 12 วันที่ผ่านมา +137

      ​​@@leachimy24Ted really was a thoughtful guy. Bless his heart

    • @zxrzFC
      @zxrzFC 12 วันที่ผ่านมา +29

      @@leachimy24 seems like a sound guy

    • @UKsystems
      @UKsystems 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +11

      @@leachimy24 that wasn’t for the victims that was so he wasn’t cold

    • @nicholasshackleferd
      @nicholasshackleferd 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Who are these people?

  • @Macks_Mustermann
    @Macks_Mustermann 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +13347

    13:40 Seeing five fish dangle in the wind was probably the weirdest thing I saw today.

    • @Ten_Thousand_Locusts
      @Ten_Thousand_Locusts 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +302

      It was so fucking funny man

    • @noahlenhard7010
      @noahlenhard7010 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +119

      I honestly would have been concerned if you had seen something weirder

    • @availxe8639
      @availxe8639 20 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Are you expecting to find something weirder today or just hoping this is it?

    • @cristiplopeanu
      @cristiplopeanu 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +8

      so far ..

    • @PabloPaster
      @PabloPaster 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +7

      Probably?

  • @owenainsworth2939
    @owenainsworth2939 17 วันที่ผ่านมา +4590

    How high is this dude when he draws up his plans. The carp railgun proposal was not the result of normal brain chemistry

    • @irissupercoolsy
      @irissupercoolsy 12 วันที่ผ่านมา +150

      it's the 🎇autism🎇

    • @Olli-kay
      @Olli-kay 12 วันที่ผ่านมา +67

      @@irissupercoolsy It's probably both :)
      Having Alexis as your best bud egging you on probs doesn't help either hahaha

    • @amadeuscardenas4623
      @amadeuscardenas4623 12 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

      Bro I wanna smoke now...

    • @CorporalHawk848
      @CorporalHawk848 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +22

      They’re just Aussie. Different brain waves from birth 😂

    • @GreenTheem
      @GreenTheem 9 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      It’s just factual logic

  • @Miss_Kisa94
    @Miss_Kisa94 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +26540

    I love that the koi farmer was just like "nah don't use carp I got a better idea" 😭

    • @pogo1027
      @pogo1027 21 วันที่ผ่านมา

      That koi farmer had been waiting his entire life to receive a phone call from some unhinged man looking to use fish as a boat motor

    • @AndyAdventuring
      @AndyAdventuring 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +1648

      "Carp? What are ya stupid? Try these guys out..."

    • @wiku7410
      @wiku7410 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +617

      He must have done that before

    • @Itxquirk
      @Itxquirk 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +25

      Don't translate... 😠
      भवतः हृदयस्य धड़कनं कतिपयेषु घण्टेषु स्थगयिष्यति, अस्य शापस्य मुक्तिं प्राप्तुं एकमात्रं मार्गं मम चैनलस्य सदस्यतां कुर्वन्तु.......

    • @SophiaAstatine
      @SophiaAstatine 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +197

      Koi are a kind of carp, no?

  • @ShoesShootsBBs
    @ShoesShootsBBs 13 วันที่ผ่านมา +2269

    no way we got fish slavery before GTA 6 💀

    • @alexhlavka8838
      @alexhlavka8838 12 วันที่ผ่านมา +33

      This comment is underrated

    • @StonerTyranitar
      @StonerTyranitar 12 วันที่ผ่านมา +34

      So far this has been the only GTA 6 joke I’ve found funny

    • @qwopiretyu
      @qwopiretyu 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +24

      Mankind enslaved fish before the concepts of theft or automobiles

    • @avril14th.
      @avril14th. 9 วันที่ผ่านมา +8

      "Fish slavery" is crazy💀

    • @EC-dz4bq
      @EC-dz4bq 9 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

      @@avril14th. I prefer the dark kind... of humor this video portrays.

  • @fordesponja
    @fordesponja 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +3562

    Yeah, Australia is the only country in the world where you can find koalas in trees, kangaroos in your backyard and office workers in ponds.

    • @1FatLittleMonkey
      @1FatLittleMonkey 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +96

      And fish in harnesses.

    • @petradegroot3578
      @petradegroot3578 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      😂😂👍🏼

    • @vulgardisplayoftruth2060
      @vulgardisplayoftruth2060 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +36

      I hate when I catch office workers fishing, lawyers are even worse.

    • @JoNarDLoLz
      @JoNarDLoLz 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +10

      The group of fish has finally graduated from school, and are currently white collar workers

    • @c2559-z9b
      @c2559-z9b 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      and a guy on top of a fish chariot

  • @s3anp4ul
    @s3anp4ul 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +12793

    Little known fact, before wild horses were domesticated cavemen used to measure in fishpower

    • @angrymurloc7626
      @angrymurloc7626 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +345

      Cars back then were less powerful so it didn't really matter that they hadn't invented numbers beyond 69

    • @Unimoo420
      @Unimoo420 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +144

      As a caveman I can attest this is how we measured our power

    • @wan2shuffle
      @wan2shuffle 21 วันที่ผ่านมา

      TRUE. This Post Was Fact Checked By True American Patriots

    • @it_is_i_deo
      @it_is_i_deo 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +80

      I like to imagine that horsepower was just more speculative back then. "Hey Grug, you know that giant creature with maces for feet and a nutcracker for teeth? I reckon this steam engine is at least as powerful as about 6'a them" -Unga

    • @abhisarkarmakar785
      @abhisarkarmakar785 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +54

      i think you mean before horses were invented

  • @vinc3112
    @vinc3112 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +7614

    I love how he is just barefoot in every single situation

    • @puffairfish1629
      @puffairfish1629 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +42

      i love their cute little feet

    • @Miss_Kisa94
      @Miss_Kisa94 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +123

      Average Australian

    • @BalaenicepsRex3
      @BalaenicepsRex3 21 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Healthy feet

    • @BrettWaltz-q5o
      @BrettWaltz-q5o 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +31

      this is for sure a new guy

    • @dovatard
      @dovatard 21 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@puffairfish1629

  • @ApexLion_
    @ApexLion_ 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +56

    people in the 1800s: by 2024 we'll have flying cars
    2024: FISH POWERED BOAT

  • @BacktoBasics
    @BacktoBasics 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +8776

    Those lilypads bring back great memories... Thanks for the good times, hope you've been well. xx

    • @Noodle.009
      @Noodle.009 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +99

      😂

    • @Srymak
      @Srymak 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +141

      wouldnt have taken him for a bottom but ig it makes sense

    • @littleelectricity3401
      @littleelectricity3401 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +125

      You have to be extremely good to do it under water

    • @princelysnail1998
      @princelysnail1998 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +7

      Lololol

    • @mhmepiccool2703
      @mhmepiccool2703 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      Lake parra best

  • @__8120
    @__8120 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +1970

    "A fish, is kind of like an engine"
    They hated him for he spoke the truth

    • @The_Painting_Gamer
      @The_Painting_Gamer 9 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      True

    • @thefriendlyallay
      @thefriendlyallay 8 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      @@The_Painting_Gamer wow this adds so much to the original comment

  • @TheDoggyGIR
    @TheDoggyGIR 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +4590

    This may be one of the most unhinged videos yet... perfect!

    • @EEEEEEEE
      @EEEEEEEE 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

      E

  • @SHMOUSEY86
    @SHMOUSEY86 13 วันที่ผ่านมา +150

    I see now. Cars have horsepower and boats have fishpower.
    Next idea: how many crows does it take to paramotor over the pyramids

    • @davidcool5189
      @davidcool5189 11 วันที่ผ่านมา

      I feel like African swallows might be a better choice.

    • @samuelmellars7855
      @samuelmellars7855 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Crows? Use a bird native to the area! Vulture for Egypt, maybe? Condor in South America, I reckon.

    • @SHMOUSEY86
      @SHMOUSEY86 14 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      @ yeah no one says _The Pyramids_ to refer to any of the ones in North or South America. Either way, the Egyptian pyramids are taller and much more of a spectacle for someone to fly over. Not to mention the fact that the American Pyramids are usually located in jungles and/or dense forests, so trying to take off and land would be significantly more difficult and dangerous than in the desert.
      Either way, crows are native to Egypt, and were symbolic of a lot of different things in ancient Egyptian culture including love, sickness, death, and divinity. Plus, they're very intelligent and easy to train, given the fact that they're some of the most intelligent animals on the planet.
      Also if the question is "how many", then why would you get the biggest avian birds possible? You'd clearly want average sized birds.
      TL;DR- No.

  • @aratosees
    @aratosees 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +3124

    Pretty sure Poseidon’s watching this like, ‘Finally, someone gets it!’

    • @Blasckk
      @Blasckk 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +20

      Aquaman*

    • @NianJKL
      @NianJKL 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +15

      He should have used 13 foot sturgeons

    • @naejelangelogonzales6623
      @naejelangelogonzales6623 18 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @Raxdflipnote has warned us about the "MARIAH CAREY ENTITY" waking up this soon christmas just like the previous gaurd @Frosted_Derp . Be wary of going to antartica during this period as you may experience hallucinations and other phychological symptoms. God bless

    • @Ad1nfernum
      @Ad1nfernum 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +23

      ​@@NianJKL I had for some reason assumed sturgeon would be slow relative to other fish (which in retrospect probably doesn't matter at all...) so I googled it, and wouldn't you know it, Government of Canada Publications has a paper from 1995 on the subject, "Swimming performance of lake sturgeon." I wonder who else was asking the question and why...

    • @mrefish289
      @mrefish289 17 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Does he know?

  • @RuneSwagga
    @RuneSwagga 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +4184

    NEVER, in 28 year of life, have i ever thought of tying a harness around a fish. This is ground breaking. It could be a source of infinite energy. I would patent this immediately.

    • @DJCReptiles
      @DJCReptiles 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +104

      Sharks would be a better source of power since they never stop moving. Maybe we should be domesticating seals or dolphins for this purpose though. I’m only half joking

    • @gargolus.
      @gargolus. 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +125

      It's not ground breaking.
      It's water breaking. . .
      I'm sorry

    • @derp3044
      @derp3044 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      ​@@DJCReptilesalready done in dororo

    • @hackedbyBLAGH
      @hackedbyBLAGH 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +8

      Infinite suffering

    • @CheeseOfMasters
      @CheeseOfMasters 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +20

      @@hackedbyBLAGH Nobody minds when it's horses.

  • @MeLLi-v-
    @MeLLi-v- 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +2180

    The secret super power of this channel is selecting the PERFECT music for every shot and scene. As he was croozing along with five fishpower, I just listened and was like ".....damn. I love being alive."

    • @Mehhemo
      @Mehhemo 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +8

      I know right haha, although I guess it was 4 fishpower later on? What's the ratio of fishpower to horsepower?

    • @Skiman__
      @Skiman__ 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      The music in the kitchen aurora borealis is also top tier, fits the visuals perfectly

    • @allanchon1361
      @allanchon1361 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      Yeah ngl i was in a pretty cagey mood but this cheered me up alot

    • @hermaeusmora2945
      @hermaeusmora2945 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +8

      His music choices are absolute bangers...i just wish he'd put song titles in the description.

    • @patrickchang9135
      @patrickchang9135 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      ​@@hermaeusmora2945 Could always try detecting the song with Shazam

  • @TyErickson-i2s
    @TyErickson-i2s 12 วันที่ผ่านมา +78

    These fish need a workers union

  • @stonedyouri
    @stonedyouri 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +4189

    2:31 "punched a cone" means ripping the bong for anyone wondering

    • @bullilite
      @bullilite 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      And "sucked off my first man" means he preformed oral on another bloke

    • @Rock_Appreciator
      @Rock_Appreciator 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +203

      I've never heard that one lol, thanks

    • @rexxyonpc
      @rexxyonpc 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +75

      ​@Rock_Appreciator cause your not aussie enough 😂😅 it's okay tho we forgive you

    • @juiceda6
      @juiceda6 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +25

      What did he say after that lol ?

    • @glenni249
      @glenni249 20 วันที่ผ่านมา

      ​@@juiceda6He sucked off his first man under those lilly pads. I can't imagine you need that translated.

  • @nathanvanblommestein4316
    @nathanvanblommestein4316 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +5201

    The best part is that you bought $200-$300 worth of fish to move a boat 10 metres and didn't even get to keep a single one

    • @opal1076
      @opal1076 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +237

      and made a few grands getting views off of it

    • @jonaut5705
      @jonaut5705 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +126

      @@opal1076 ok but the point of the comment wasn't about his money, it was that it's really inefficient

    • @MrCazjd
      @MrCazjd 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +61

      All it needed was grills on the ends of the pipes to cap them off so the fish couldn’t escape

    • @ganjalfcreamcorn8438
      @ganjalfcreamcorn8438 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

      @@MrCazjd or to just not do it at all lol

    • @yushouji8952
      @yushouji8952 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +38

      ​@@ganjalfcreamcorn8438but that wouldn't make a good youtube vid now is it

  • @aiuipapito
    @aiuipapito 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +2163

    somewhere in the fish universe, there's a unhinged fish engineer using human corpses as land chariots

    • @bable6314
      @bable6314 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +42

      corpses?

    • @thehans5726
      @thehans5726 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +19

      @@bable6314plenty of dead divers down there

    • @CheeseOfMasters
      @CheeseOfMasters 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +15

      @@thehans5726 Still doesn't work.

    • @dee_is_tired
      @dee_is_tired 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +35

      ... the fish in the video are alive, why would they use human corpses?

    • @nateh2665
      @nateh2665 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      In an infinite universe it is possible.

  • @bongjamesbong00420
    @bongjamesbong00420 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

    An example of just because you can doesnt mean you should.
    People kill fish and also each other, yet it doesnt make it ok to torture living organisms. 👀

  • @mystiquesquared
    @mystiquesquared 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +427

    Those 5 fish are gonna have the craziest ass story to tell. 😂

    • @chgjake2230
      @chgjake2230 13 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

      Did he teach them to talk too?

    • @nothingbutpain863
      @nothingbutpain863 13 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      @@chgjake2230, mystiquesquarad means those fish will tell their relative about the crazy encounter.

    • @chgjake2230
      @chgjake2230 13 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@nothingbutpain863 i was just joking lol

    • @bankaihampter2802
      @bankaihampter2802 13 วันที่ผ่านมา

      They ded

    • @DrakeOFlame-u1z
      @DrakeOFlame-u1z 11 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@bankaihampter2802they alive

  • @urbanlucky98
    @urbanlucky98 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +2049

    imagine having friends who jump in a suit into the water for your youtube intro, that's a great friend.

    • @Florafly
      @Florafly 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +124

      Aleksa is a legend. ❤

    • @FrancisR420
      @FrancisR420 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +118

      To be fair he has made himself the target of the US government and Chevron assassins for Alexa's channel

    • @grantcatdone3417
      @grantcatdone3417 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +85

      *boyfriend

    • @thermoking23
      @thermoking23 20 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@grantcatdone3417 damn good for them

    • @g.a13e
      @g.a13e 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +56

      *lover

  • @MaizeSnallygaster
    @MaizeSnallygaster 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +782

    This is the offishal method of transportation that Australian Santa uses to pull his sleigh.

    • @austins.2495
      @austins.2495 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +59

      “offishal” is either the dumbest spelling I have ever seen, or most clever pun I have ever seen.

    • @minhducnguyen9276
      @minhducnguyen9276 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

      Either that or some feral water buffaloes of Australia. Why use hard to source animals when you can just use invasive species?

    • @batt3ryac1d
      @batt3ryac1d 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +7

      It used to be 6 white kangaroos but the guy that wrote that song was Rolf Harris so santa went and bought some barramundi instead 😅

    • @nayhem
      @nayhem 17 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Buncha lazy carp ain't gonna get you off the South Pole, that much is certain.

    • @CrimsonMey
      @CrimsonMey 9 วันที่ผ่านมา

      ​@@minhducnguyen9276 water buffalo? Invasive species? Do you not eat them? They taste good.

  • @benjaminbaker60
    @benjaminbaker60 5 วันที่ผ่านมา +8

    "You can make a fish drink, but it won't lead you to water." -Confishus 14:55

  • @geot735
    @geot735 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +1239

    Kid: "Mom, can we buy an Aquaman Figurine?"
    Mom: "No, we have aquaman at home"
    Aquaman at home:

    • @mr_pigman1013
      @mr_pigman1013 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +12

      The Deep

    • @haroldberman1341
      @haroldberman1341 17 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      I don’t get it

    • @christopherearth9714
      @christopherearth9714 16 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

      ​ aquaman has a habit of jet-skiing on water using dolphins. this guy uses carp.

    • @somerandomguy4240
      @somerandomguy4240 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Should ask her to buy you some original jokes instead.

  • @ShypaxGaming
    @ShypaxGaming 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +934

    the fact you ate the mealworms for a 5 second clip and a very bad joke shows dedication , i salute you straya'man

    • @sarahnoel666
      @sarahnoel666 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +83

      The commitment to bits that someone could easily miss if they looked at their phone for 2 seconds, is why I love this man

    • @StonedtotheBones13
      @StonedtotheBones13 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +10

      Tbf, loads of ppl eat bugs 🤷

    • @KleefFerid
      @KleefFerid 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +17

      That clip is from an older video about a North Korean cookbook, I think. Ooo, that was a good video. Yeah, nice. Haha, look at me talking to myself, again. Jeez, man, you've got to stop doing that.

    • @givlupi2686
      @givlupi2686 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +8

      He's pretty obviously just pretending to eat them

    • @asa_9469
      @asa_9469 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      no one is as committed to the bit as idat

  • @yuqipan7570
    @yuqipan7570 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +448

    Now THIS is podracing

    • @RolandHazoto
      @RolandHazoto 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +7

      No, if they were dolphins it would be pod racing

    • @VeeNVu
      @VeeNVu 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +15

      Pondracing

    • @Ponydress123
      @Ponydress123 18 วันที่ผ่านมา

      chef's kiss comment

    • @lycandusk7263
      @lycandusk7263 17 วันที่ผ่านมา +10

      unfortunately not codracing

    • @cellokid5104
      @cellokid5104 14 วันที่ผ่านมา

      *codracing

  • @AkilaAriyathilaka
    @AkilaAriyathilaka 13 วันที่ผ่านมา +8

    I was skeptical at first and then he actually did it! Absolute mad lad. respect.

  • @columnfellow6955
    @columnfellow6955 13 วันที่ผ่านมา +391

    I imagine that one much larger shark with a much more advanced harness would work better. We need a part two. Good luck.

    • @AllahDoesNotExist
      @AllahDoesNotExist 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

      Sea turtles or manta ray. Or dolphins probably best bet

    • @DivineDevilDevlin
      @DivineDevilDevlin 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

      Killer whales would be sick!

    • @columnfellow6955
      @columnfellow6955 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +8

      @AllahDoesNotExist don't think sea turtles have enough pulling power, and they're a bit of a legal Grey area anyways. Dolphins maybe, but they're too smart. (Besides. Sharks are probably the most dangerous, and that's funny.)

    • @navydave5238
      @navydave5238 9 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

      @@columnfellow6955 Maybe you could use the intelligence by training them to pull. If you use dolphins you might as well use orcas for more pulling power.

    • @Runpulator
      @Runpulator 8 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Touch a Marine Mammal.... Nearly all governments and people want to make examples out of wildlife harassers and cruel people.​@@DivineDevilDevlin

  • @danj9548
    @danj9548 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +787

    "What are you doing?"
    "Not much, just taking my fish for a walk"

    • @EEEEEEEE
      @EEEEEEEE 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      E

    • @The_Painting_Gamer
      @The_Painting_Gamer 9 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Underrated

    • @daniel-johnson_dam
      @daniel-johnson_dam 8 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Eh, I once bought a live lobster at the grocery for 20 bucks and walked it around the mall for about 2 hours before a guy asked me if he could buy the now very dusty lobster for 60 dollars
      Profit
      Farewell Bernard, gone but not forgotten

  • @jaytee9111
    @jaytee9111 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +1295

    Using dogs to pull sleds: ethical
    Using horses to pull carriages: ethical
    Using oxen to pull plows: ethical
    Using fish to pull boats: unethical?

    • @magicdolphin3090
      @magicdolphin3090 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +107

      these historically have been rampant with abuse, not a good example. just because society has normalized a behavior, doesnt make it okay.

    • @jaytee9111
      @jaytee9111 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +181

      @@magicdolphin3090 Owning dogs is ethical. Abusing dogs is unethical. Obviously adding abuse to something makes it unethical, even if it originally was not.

    • @jurel-enlatado1
      @jurel-enlatado1 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +68

      Dogs, horses and oxen don't have to be asphyxiated to put their harnesses on. Also, some would argue that all those things are also unethical

    • @mm-gk6xg
      @mm-gk6xg 13 วันที่ผ่านมา +41

      not intending to argue im not knowledgeable enough on fish ethics, but i think part of the difference is that those animals have all been domesticated over centuries (millennia?), the fish may have been raised in a farm but thats not the same level of generational domestication i dont think. plus someone else in the comments pointed out that fish are very sensitive to feel minute changes in water direction/temperature/pressure so the harnesses could be much more uncomfortable for them, then theres also just the fact of holding them outside of the water for an amount of time which suffocates them momentarily, and all of these things combined just stressing them out a bunch

    • @jaytee9111
      @jaytee9111 13 วันที่ผ่านมา +41

      @mm-gk6xg Gotta start somewhere. I'm sure the first horses to pull a carriage didn't know what was going on either.

  • @SpydersByte
    @SpydersByte 13 วันที่ผ่านมา +32

    17:14 thank god *someone* finally answered that age old question, I didnt think we'd get there in my time.

  • @notyomama1306
    @notyomama1306 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +680

    5:50 is the funniest thing i have seen on this channel in like 6 years, the fish smacking the ground and the look of astonishment and defeat is perfect.

    • @3DWaffle457
      @3DWaffle457 21 วันที่ผ่านมา

      ​@TrickORTreattttwho the fuck asked

    • @logankaibel2372
      @logankaibel2372 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      @TrickORTreatttt what the hell does this have to do anything?

    • @owo1744
      @owo1744 21 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@logankaibel2372 Its a scammer

    • @Hawk7886
      @Hawk7886 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +11

      ​@TrickORTreattttit's a spam bot, just report and ignore

    • @dontknowwhoiam9891
      @dontknowwhoiam9891 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      Someone please post that clip somewhere without context

  • @liliowen2132
    @liliowen2132 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +932

    You should see how many children it takes to pull your car next, in case it breaks again.
    I thought children and fish would be similar as they both can be found in schools.

    • @nottherealChickenJoe
      @nottherealChickenJoe 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +40

      Children are kind of like an engine....

    • @adrawingprotogen2994
      @adrawingprotogen2994 19 วันที่ผ่านมา

      ​Easy to catch aswell ​@nottherealChickenJoe

    • @phantomzero906
      @phantomzero906 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +30

      Ngl I would watch that. You’ll also have to account for age groups, gender, and activity.

    • @EffectualPoet
      @EffectualPoet 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Ha

    • @gritilazz_3478
      @gritilazz_3478 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +13

      @@phantomzero906 lmao, a genuine biology report based on this would be hilarious

  • @orionsarrow1025
    @orionsarrow1025 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +610

    I’ve watched the video title change three times and the thumbnail change twice… it’s reminded me of how fleeting and precious existence truly is

    • @liliowen2132
      @liliowen2132 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +21

      @@orionsarrow1025 Memento Mori 🤍🖤

    • @SeMake
      @SeMake 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +45

      Some youtubers have access to a feature where they can upload a video with multiple titles and thumbnails and youtube will recommend them to you randomly to see which one gets clicked the most and then keeps that one.

    • @Spiker985Studios
      @Spiker985Studios 19 วันที่ผ่านมา

      One of the early wish wrote this

    • @3picninjaboy
      @3picninjaboy 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      @@SeMake every youtube has access to that feature. A lot of them just don't use it for whatever reason

    • @TheJunky228
      @TheJunky228 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +18

      @@SeMake I get why creators would want to use it to search for more appealing titles and thumbnails.... but I hate it as a user because I'll see a title/thumbnail and put it in a list to watch for later, then not recognize it later when I see it with the changed details. or I end up thinking it's a new video and get disappointed that it's one I've seen, etc.

  • @betterbaulball
    @betterbaulball 9 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

    Those fish just got the best workout any fish has ever gotten. Pulling a boat with a dude in it up-wind. Boutta be jacked

  • @thegunslinginghero
    @thegunslinginghero 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +1727

    You didn't nearly use enough back hair and turtles Mate. That's how the greatest pirate ever escaped an unescapable island.

    • @NoScope_SoT
      @NoScope_SoT 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +28

      No rum?🤨

    • @razorbackjack7880
      @razorbackjack7880 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +18

      ayyyye, sea turtles!

    • @theonegopnikwhoprogramsthings
      @theonegopnikwhoprogramsthings 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

      wheres the rum gon

    • @jc_art_
      @jc_art_ 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

      This is a reference to something but i cant remember what

    • @razorbackjack7880
      @razorbackjack7880 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +15

      Pirates of the Caribbean when Mr Gibbs is explaining to Will about how Captain Jack got off the island.

  • @Geto-Dac
    @Geto-Dac 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +506

    im from Europe and we eat carp . just have to know how to make it . its delicious .Brined Carp
    Ingredients:
    1 kg carp (cleaned and cut into steaks)
    1 liter water
    100 ml vinegar
    2-3 tablespoons salt
    1-2 bay leaves
    10-12 black peppercorns
    4-5 cloves of garlic (smashed)
    Fresh parsley (for garnish)
    Optional: slices of lemon
    Instructions:
    Prepare the Brine:
    In a large pot, combine water, vinegar, salt, bay leaves, black peppercorns, and smashed garlic.
    Bring the mixture to a boil, then reduce heat and let it simmer for about 5 minutes. Remove from heat and let it cool slightly.
    Cook the Carp:
    Place the carp steaks in a shallow dish or a large pot.
    Pour the warm brine over the fish, ensuring they are fully submerged. If necessary, you can add more water to cover the fish completely.
    Let the carp marinate for at least 2 hours, or ideally overnight in the refrigerator.
    Grill the Fish:
    Preheat the grill or a grill pan.
    Remove the carp from the brine and allow it to drain slightly.
    Grill the carp steaks for about 4-5 minutes on each side, or until cooked through and nicely charred.
    Serve:
    Transfer the grilled carp to a serving plate.
    Garnish with fresh parsley and optional lemon slices.
    Serve hot, accompanied by polenta or a fresh salad.

    • @mertzanakia
      @mertzanakia 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +7

      which country and region is this recipe from?

    • @bleach3888
      @bleach3888 19 วันที่ผ่านมา

      the absolute lengths europeans will go to eat garbage

    • @Keksemann666
      @Keksemann666 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +29

      Sounds like Czechia Poland or east Germany ​@@mertzanakia

    • @broek6075
      @broek6075 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +14

      ​@@mertzanakiaif he's using polenta I'm thinking northern Italy

    • @leighhandley8928
      @leighhandley8928 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +19

      Sounds like many complicated difficult steps not to taste disgusti g mud fish

  • @faragar1791
    @faragar1791 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +1571

    Maybe instead of putting a harness on the fish, just put a net around the tube and have the fish push against a soft net. Or, have a soft mesh net around the fish inside the tube, that way the pulling force is applied evenly around the fish and will be less likely to hurt or hinder them.

    • @whs1pmjazz
      @whs1pmjazz 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +195

      you're not wrong, but yeah he's totally going to be repeating this

    • @olivermonks2568
      @olivermonks2568 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +44

      It is not going to hurt them any less, and they were not hurt by harnesses

    • @Reubachi
      @Reubachi 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +21

      @@olivermonks2568while you are correct and I of course agree with your point/see no issue with this experiment…the idea is that these animals can’t provide consent regardless.

    • @Vo2dai
      @Vo2dai 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +127

      @@Reubachi "There are no laws against the fish, batman..."

    • @RPG-Center
      @RPG-Center 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +7

      @@Reubachi what?

  • @hyuckleberry
    @hyuckleberry 12 วันที่ผ่านมา +13

    Thank you so much, I was really struggling with this math problem in school

    • @skipinkoreaable
      @skipinkoreaable 3 วันที่ผ่านมา

      The ultimate solution is to breed really smart fish.

  • @Kiwi2703
    @Kiwi2703 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +335

    13:35 I think this might be the single funniest image I've seen in any of your videos

    • @Kokurorokuko
      @Kokurorokuko 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +29

      Looks like a fish bazooka

    • @Feirho123
      @Feirho123 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      fr lmaoooo

    • @thestarspark2288
      @thestarspark2288 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +12

      I showed this video to my boyfriend and he is literally crying from laughing so much

    • @wpjohn91
      @wpjohn91 20 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Bird hot tub intro

    • @Totsy30
      @Totsy30 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

      I think it’s something about how calm the fish seem in the moment. Like they’re just chillin, dangling in their pipes

  • @harry-nl7wn
    @harry-nl7wn 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +543

    amazing how everyone in the comments is now suddenly a fish chariot expert

    • @crappyshorehen8201
      @crappyshorehen8201 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +16

      If noone knows anything about fish chariot beforehand, then even if you know so little about it, you are still technically an expert.

    • @junova7503
      @junova7503 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      @@crappyshorehen8201 Shit, you've got a point.

    • @jmt8706official
      @jmt8706official 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      I would like to go back in time and watch the Roman fish chariot races.

  • @gamb
    @gamb 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +416

    we got enslaved fish chariots before gta 6

  • @pali3329
    @pali3329 5 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

    In Hungary, where carp is a native fish we eat them and find them quite tasty.

  • @greyscale1092
    @greyscale1092 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +750

    He did a thing

    • @greyscale1092
      @greyscale1092 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

      @ idk, he just did

    • @tomfoolery7777
      @tomfoolery7777 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      yes sir

    • @gaemer3967
      @gaemer3967 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      He sure did

    • @gameperson-se7is
      @gameperson-se7is 20 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @greyscale1092 timestamp? (i don't believe you)

    • @vishwajeetdahale882
      @vishwajeetdahale882 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      @@gameperson-se7is 17:30 hope this helps ;)

  • @Luximetro
    @Luximetro 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +108

    15:38 mate just casually starts walking on water while recording

    • @lemonman38
      @lemonman38 13 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

      Jesus

    • @Rockety521
      @Rockety521 12 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      ​@@lemonman38I have no idea if you're referencing Him or if you are using an interjection lol

    • @GoldenPotatoKing
      @GoldenPotatoKing 7 วันที่ผ่านมา

      he zoomed in

  • @MetastaticMaladies
    @MetastaticMaladies 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +294

    If the harness was attached to the bottom of the pipe as well as the top, it would work better, as the harness makes them turn upwards when they want to swim fast. But also, I think having a small net on the front of each pipe, with a hole just large enough for their snout to fit through would work best instead of a harness. That way their head would be fixed into the net and they could swim semi-freely without the obstruction of the harness.

    • @GoatKnife
      @GoatKnife 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +87

      We got a fish chariot expert over here

    • @Jpcooldood
      @Jpcooldood 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +39

      i bet you think your soooo smart, ive been working on fish chariots for 23 years and they way he did it was standard regulation

    • @MetastaticMaladies
      @MetastaticMaladies 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

      Lol oddly enough I have done this before, but with something much smaller.

    • @campbellhenderson9335
      @campbellhenderson9335 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +7

      How did you get your cylinder out of the tube ​@@MetastaticMaladies?

    • @MetastaticMaladies
      @MetastaticMaladies 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      @@campbellhenderson9335 I don’t know what you’re referring to? What cylinder and what tube? If you’re talking about his set up, mine was completely different. I used a modified fish tank and netting. A lot less work than what he did lol

  • @steelwoolsheep7960
    @steelwoolsheep7960 12 วันที่ผ่านมา +19

    The other fish will never believe them

  • @sigataros
    @sigataros 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +1083

    killing fish for food: ethical
    harnessing fish for propulsion: unethical

    • @yankis.
      @yankis. 17 วันที่ผ่านมา +36

      Well the first one is essential

    • @rishyiv
      @rishyiv 17 วันที่ผ่านมา +88

      ​@@yankis. very weird moral compass

    • @rishyiv
      @rishyiv 17 วันที่ผ่านมา +36

      i just see every species other than humans as lesser

    • @yankis.
      @yankis. 17 วันที่ผ่านมา +43

      @@rishyiv I think every human would pick quick death over torture

    • @nicholasgold9021
      @nicholasgold9021 17 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      @@yankis. I'm not sure I would define being tied up lightly enough that I can slip out in two minutes as torture. Shit, I think a lot of bondage folks would probably fire their mistress after something like that.

  • @AllGoodOutside
    @AllGoodOutside 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +205

    The koi farmer Trash talking the carp“ Yeah you don't want to hire him he's lazy AF”

    • @zeepro_tv
      @zeepro_tv 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +9

      It's true. If you hook one far enough off shore, you typically end up dragging them in on their side.

  • @iluomopeloso
    @iluomopeloso 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +422

    A few ideas for improvement:
    1) Use a net that fits around the fish (leaving their faces, gills, and fins free to work) to more effectively hold them.
    2) Make the tubes a few inches longer and put netting "doors" on them. If the fish "slip their traces", they'll still be contained.
    3) For steering, you want the "fish yoke" to be mounted on a swivel under the tongue. Then mount a crossbar to the bow of the boat. Mount pulleys on the end of the crossbar. Run ropes out from where you sit, through the pulleys, and then forward to the "fish yoke". This should give you enough leverage to point them in the direction you wish.
    Good luck with version 1.1!

    • @EEEEEEEE
      @EEEEEEEE 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      E

    • @cbplayz2374
      @cbplayz2374 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +19

      Please never make another one of these they're too cursed.

    • @ars85202
      @ars85202 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

      Please don't make improvements, this thing is too cursed the way it is now

    • @proot.
      @proot. 19 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Since they've got the tube, they could probably ditch the harness altogether. Just make the tube narrow enough that the fish can't turn around, and put meshing over the ends so the fish can't escape.

    • @Jorged18
      @Jorged18 11 วันที่ผ่านมา

      ​@@proot.The fish won't have an incentive to swim forward then since it would be obstructed, i feel like the harness makes it think that its actually free to swim forward thus incentivising it

  • @i3oot897
    @i3oot897 12 วันที่ผ่านมา +8

    That is probably the reason why animals are trying to kill you in Australia

  • @kaik168
    @kaik168 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +313

    1:10 "Divorce, which I don't want to happen again". Boys, we got an IDAT lore update!

    • @silverXnoise
      @silverXnoise 21 วันที่ผ่านมา

      They got married at Disney World back when they were gay just to annoy Florida, but sadly it didn’t last beyond the honeymoon. At least they can still be -occasionally- frequently homoerotic chums.

    • @StonedtotheBones13
      @StonedtotheBones13 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +9

      I think we got a lot of lore in that few min 😂

    • @aksharaxx_09
      @aksharaxx_09 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

      That was a bit bro 😭😭

    • @beermakeup4555
      @beermakeup4555 17 วันที่ผ่านมา

      U think so? Lolol​@@aksharaxx_09

  • @MH_Binky
    @MH_Binky 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +54

    I'm not surprised you made this video. I am surprised you were sponsored to make this video.

  • @jezzathegoat
    @jezzathegoat 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +306

    9:45 The guy just needed someone to talk to mate

    • @ezor5609
      @ezor5609 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +64

      Yes, him talking about his son actually got me a bit sad, Idat is probably around the same age that his son would be were he alive.

    • @gaemer3967
      @gaemer3967 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +32

      that was definitely a bit, not real so don't worry.

    • @GingerHead.
      @GingerHead. 21 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@gaemer3967i hope 😢

    • @miadiamia
      @miadiamia 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

      funniest part of the video it's so jarring i love ut

    • @ezor5609
      @ezor5609 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +19

      @@gaemer3967 I was unsure if that were the case, either way it's definitely the reality for many parents.

  • @davidjd123
    @davidjd123 9 วันที่ผ่านมา +9

    the funniest animal Abuse ever

  • @schurik4n
    @schurik4n 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +1219

    Remember this man is not suicidal and isn't going to go missing because of his invention
    He is kinda suicidal with his explosive hammer when i think about it

    • @AnonNopleb
      @AnonNopleb 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +21

      If they can't fake that, they'll try to sabotage his inventions. Pretty sure they already made a move and tampered with the one fish that escaped the harness.

    • @spingebill8551
      @spingebill8551 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +16

      The establishment big oil does not want you to know this boating tip

    • @Someone-sc2hk
      @Someone-sc2hk 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +10

      Big fish is gonna get him

    • @theultimateamazingsleepyko6687
      @theultimateamazingsleepyko6687 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Correct

    • @CDCI3
      @CDCI3 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      ​@TrickORTreatttt This bot ain't even doing its job right.

  • @SIedgeHammer83
    @SIedgeHammer83 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +60

    This is the most flintstone boat I've ever seen.

  • @jeoffreyauscia6841
    @jeoffreyauscia6841 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +82

    This looks like it could've been a Mythbusters episode

  • @guest301500
    @guest301500 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

    I was thinking, a fish-shaped net would have been better than a harness.

  • @everything_LK_Banda
    @everything_LK_Banda 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +340

    7:01 And if this looks unethical to you, that's because it is 😂😂

  • @SjoerdBeukers
    @SjoerdBeukers 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +58

    7:33 I think fish are supposed to sink.

    • @tophatvideosinc.5858
      @tophatvideosinc.5858 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +19

      fish are supposed to remain neutrally buoyant. a sinking or floating fish are both problems

  • @shellshocked2323
    @shellshocked2323 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +150

    If I'm trapped on a deserted island, I'm bringing ididathing with me, stupid brilliance and I love it.

    • @jaredthomas5637
      @jaredthomas5637 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +7

      I mean, if we get to pick our Aussie youtuber then I want the guy from Primitive Technology for my island.

    • @FrancisR420
      @FrancisR420 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

      If I'm trapped in a deserted island Ididathing is the last person I would want to be there, that dude is eating me day one

    • @juliee593
      @juliee593 17 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      You're bringing him with you on a deserted island because he's good at inventing things.
      I'm bringing him with me on a deserting island because he's hot.
      We are not the same

    • @shellshocked2323
      @shellshocked2323 17 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      @juliee593 PREACH

    • @jmt8706official
      @jmt8706official 17 วันที่ผ่านมา

      I'm bringing Ozzy Man.

  • @callmeandoru2627
    @callmeandoru2627 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +8

    Most unethical experiment I've ever seen. And I love it

  • @Gunbudder
    @Gunbudder 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +223

    i think the most efficient way would be to pyrolyze the fish and turn it into charcoal and then use that charcoal to run a coal powered steam engine. you should also be able to burn the fish gas that comes off from pyrolyzing to get extra power. i've seen people do this with bees to make bee charcoal and create heat during the winter

    • @linecraftman3907
      @linecraftman3907 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +15

      What the hell 🤣

    • @LMAx22Nissart
      @LMAx22Nissart 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +26

      Never thought I’d hear about bee charcoal

    • @proot.
      @proot. 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      @@LMAx22Nissart Yeah codyslab did it in a video a while back, while seeing what all he could turn into charcoal.

    • @duchoang5410
      @duchoang5410 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Fish gas

    • @KarolOfGutovo
      @KarolOfGutovo 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      you can burn the fish after it gets hungry or tired after you use it as an engine first. For sort of hybrid fish engine.

  • @alexmichailow3658
    @alexmichailow3658 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +50

    Honestly I'm impressed with the video. I know some people think it's unethical or whatever but it's the identity of this channel and I hope you never loose that

  • @Ratssssssssssssss
    @Ratssssssssssssss 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +76

    If you live in Australia, you would know he posted this at 12 in the fucking morning. no dont ask why Im awake

    • @patrickhector
      @patrickhector 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

      Only 10:30 pm in perth tbf

    • @ThePenisMan
      @ThePenisMan 20 วันที่ผ่านมา

      I’m subscribed to TH-camrs who live in the same time zone as me who have uploaded at like 2 am+
      rookie numbers

    • @StonedtotheBones13
      @StonedtotheBones13 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      I was wondering. It's 3 pm when I'm waking up and seeing it. No don't ask why I'm waking up

    • @rosiejl2798
      @rosiejl2798 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

      I think because he left it to the last minute to post before the month was up and the sponsorship video was due.

  • @Capncuts
    @Capncuts 4 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    The 4fish-powered boat. It might be the greatest thing to ever be uploaded to TH-cam. 👏👏👏👏

  • @-Raylight
    @-Raylight 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +83

    *"There's no laws against fish Batman"* -Alex while did the thing, probably

    • @haabyalexis
      @haabyalexis 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      He's doing the thing

    • @volcanic_sloth
      @volcanic_sloth 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      "i caught a pokemon, batman"

  • @itskhro
    @itskhro 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +56

    How many housefly's does it take for an organic jetpack next.

    • @jyrolys6
      @jyrolys6 18 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Tiny wings like that give next to no lift. The contraption itself would exceed the weight it can move.

  • @Chokymilk.
    @Chokymilk. 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +55

    9:46 “and he died in Afghanistan” man does not care he will rant to any one

    • @stroopyy
      @stroopyy 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      the fish won (good)

  • @Nathan15038
    @Nathan15038 4 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    As a Chinese could confirm that fish is good😂

  • @Skyzhyper
    @Skyzhyper 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +66

    Now this is what I’ve been waiting for, slowly growing my fish army to pull me to the finish line

  • @laughingman3777
    @laughingman3777 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +228

    0:10 Catching a corporate yuppie is next level Meta and downright hilarious 😂 😂 😂 😂 How many people caught* that? 😉

    • @arnaudFbr
      @arnaudFbr 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      can't understand the jokeeeee can you explain please?

    • @laughingman3777
      @laughingman3777 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +35

      @arnaudFbr Yuppie rhymes with guppie, a type of fish. The joke is he tried to catch a fish, presumably a guppie but he dragged out a salary man instead.

    • @YerUnclePhil
      @YerUnclePhil 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

      It totally felt like it was inspired by Monty Python or Kids in the Hall.

    • @phoenixeragon6404
      @phoenixeragon6404 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      He caught a case

    • @SBChaevok
      @SBChaevok 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      I was going to say, "duh" - but the comments before me show that maybe there are some that didn't get it. Interesting. lol

  • @janemba42
    @janemba42 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +131

    I always hear about Aussies punching cones... I hope this Cone guy is alright

    • @4Poundjellybean
      @4Poundjellybean 19 วันที่ผ่านมา

      They should be punching kony2012 amirite

    • @smolbrendan5978
      @smolbrendan5978 17 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      @@4Poundjellybean snake aging gif

  • @umbrellacorp.
    @umbrellacorp. 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    People ask our Umbrella Scientists why. We answer, why Not?.👨‍🔬👩‍🔬

  • @ChrisPacheco-w5b
    @ChrisPacheco-w5b 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +45

    Putting a rubber seal over the end of the lasso 17:20 would of kept them in place better

  • @JohnyRapidCarrot
    @JohnyRapidCarrot 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +55

    that's cool, but you know what's cooler? riding a fish with a saddle

    • @R.K_Chalkboard
      @R.K_Chalkboard 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Bet let me just hop on a dolphin.

    • @zytr0x108
      @zytr0x108 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      @@R.K_ChalkboardA zoology expert, I see.

    • @bable6314
      @bable6314 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      @@R.K_Chalkboard He said fish, not mammal.

  • @tylerz4851
    @tylerz4851 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +47

    Watching boy-boy then this is like moving between bizzaro worlds or something. Not complaining, both are excellent

    • @stroopyy
      @stroopyy 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +10

      Boy Boy is the political messaging, and IDAT is the techonological advancement that will support it. This video is for renewable energy and the rest of IDAT's videos are for the weapons necessary for the revolution.

  • @lukemalm9190
    @lukemalm9190 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    NOW MAKE A BIRD POWERED AIRPLANE

  • @stingyyyyy2250
    @stingyyyyy2250 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +16

    Great video but also to a lot of people saying this is inhumane: A lot of animals in the meat industry go through some pretty fucked up shit. this is mercy compared to what a lot of dairy animals and stuff go through. im not saying that this isn't hurting the animals, but comparatively this is not that bad compared to the previous life the Barramundi were living.

    • @nameideasis0
      @nameideasis0 15 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Pinned comment

    • @FluffyDragonDrawing
      @FluffyDragonDrawing 10 วันที่ผ่านมา

      I would be down for a scary and traumatizing time with the possibility of being freed instead of farmed for death shortly.

  • @razaplaysch
    @razaplaysch 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +28

    you’re so cool, i wish australia was real

    • @BeeWCUEeEe
      @BeeWCUEeEe 12 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Australia is real buddy come over here

  • @Cantfocvs
    @Cantfocvs 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +27

    6:20 theres actually a very small percentage of fish that can effectively swim backward. An example is the African Leaf Fish/Leopard Bush Cichlid. I have one as a pet theyre very pretty and have a surprising amount of character

  • @user-bw4jm1bv1i
    @user-bw4jm1bv1i 12 วันที่ผ่านมา +7

    I've always found fishing quite strange in it's ethics. Imagine watching your favourite fishing show on a Sunday afternoon and they hook/spear a lamb and then they pull it into the bottom of a pool, so it can slowly suffocate or they could bludgeon it over the head. Imagine how many people would be up in arms, but because it's a fish "ahh, who cares."....weird 🤷‍♂️

    • @meurqsus
      @meurqsus 12 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Fr

    • @linguine4500
      @linguine4500 12 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      this is why im a single hook elitist, triple barb hooks absolutely mutilate fish

    • @i.i.iiii.i.i
      @i.i.iiii.i.i 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      I mean there are countries with laws that concider this.
      In Germany you aren't allowed to do catch and release (unless you catch an "illegal" size) and it's actually frauned upon.
      If you are fishing you need to kill the fish as quickly and humanely as possible...

    • @neo-filthyfrank1347
      @neo-filthyfrank1347 4 วันที่ผ่านมา

      It's almost as if there's a massive difference in cerebral complexity and intelligence. Don't know why people who know nothing feel like they're entitled to opinions.

    • @user-bw4jm1bv1i
      @user-bw4jm1bv1i 4 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @neo-filthyfrank1347 what do you mean by this?

  • @oldmanryss
    @oldmanryss 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +37

    if people way back then learned that animals can pull their carriers on land, let this guy do his innovative thing for the water version of it

  • @Corvin.z
    @Corvin.z 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +70

    “He's the best pirate I’ve ever seen”

  • @Fiqu64
    @Fiqu64 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +56

    the last thing id do is get in a random body of water in Australia

    • @K31TH3R
      @K31TH3R 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      For those wondering "wait, is it the water or the land that you're supposed to avoid in Australia?"
      The answer is "Yes".

  • @joshuacottenham9149
    @joshuacottenham9149 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

    No fish were harmed or abused in the making of this video
    OK, now that the animal activist are gone, who wants race their fish powered boats?

  • @VEE3RDEYE
    @VEE3RDEYE 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +137

    barefoot around eels is ballsy

    • @bobhanson1037
      @bobhanson1037 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +9

      Footsy

    • @ThePenisMan
      @ThePenisMan 20 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Electric eels aren’t eels and moray eels live in the ocean. Other than that they’re mostly regular fish in terms of danger

    • @1FatLittleMonkey
      @1FatLittleMonkey 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +53

      You should see him around angle-grinders.

    • @Wolphie
      @Wolphie 20 วันที่ผ่านมา

      I mean, he's Australian, he's probably used to wildlife trying to kill him on a daily basis 🤣

    • @hapybratt8640
      @hapybratt8640 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

      @@1FatLittleMonkey or crabs, or home-made guns, or...

  • @RedGr33nBlue
    @RedGr33nBlue 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +29

    somebody should make a handbag that looks like a realistic carp with a zipper on the top and a harness for a handle that'd actually go so hard

    • @Leeqzombie
      @Leeqzombie 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Going into the pet section of The Reject Shop and grabbing two dog collars and that carp cat toy that has plush fillets they can dig out, ez carp bag

    • @cermit2379
      @cermit2379 19 วันที่ผ่านมา

      They do. My friend bought one at a thrift store years ago

  • @резня-п1е
    @резня-п1е 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +19

    if horses were as slippery we'd never reach an industrial revolution

  • @natiive1444
    @natiive1444 13 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

    I don't know how someone can willingly and pay to go fishing for more than 30 minutes... I use to be a commercial fisherman for over a decade and you definitely would have to provide free beer at the very least to get me out there.

    • @wayneerichsen
      @wayneerichsen 13 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Because we're fishermen, we've been spoilt when it comes to fishing, that's why. Literally have to pay us to be out there, 😆.

  • @Mystery-pd6jc
    @Mystery-pd6jc 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +34

    Man invents the world's shittest motor

  • @RalphIvanDelaTonga
    @RalphIvanDelaTonga 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +117

    Yay he uploaded

    • @FalafelZs
      @FalafelZs 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      E

    • @Alvin-wx2ep
      @Alvin-wx2ep 21 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Finnally

  • @messyg-tar2251
    @messyg-tar2251 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +49

    2:32 ah yes, a man of culture

    • @jeizdolok
      @jeizdolok 21 วันที่ผ่านมา

      For any non Aussies: first smoke out of a b0ng 💞 I love our language

    • @ImputOutput
      @ImputOutput 18 วันที่ผ่านมา

      he wha huh now

    • @SpectralonWhite
      @SpectralonWhite 18 วันที่ผ่านมา

      He actually ment it probably.😂