I made a Shark Proof Wetsuit!

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  • @Ididathing
    @Ididathing  2 ปีที่แล้ว +1278

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    • @denifnaf5874
      @denifnaf5874 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      The best shark proof suit is staying on land. Sharks (hopefully) can't go on land

    • @testtest-je8xb
      @testtest-je8xb 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      hm yes

    • @testtest-je8xb
      @testtest-je8xb 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      landshark

    • @ZEN_Tonka
      @ZEN_Tonka 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I live in your backyard I come out at exactly at 4:02am for 3 milliseconds.

    • @whatarethat
      @whatarethat 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      SURFSHARK

  • @havacomment
    @havacomment 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18577

    Today I learned that fish heads covered with tuna blood is the most effective shark repellant on Earth. I'm going to go give that a try one of these days.

    • @diobutcrack9754
      @diobutcrack9754 2 ปีที่แล้ว +762

      Good luck if u succeed then it will be good if u don't then ⚰️

    • @brendanoneill6267
      @brendanoneill6267 2 ปีที่แล้ว +248

      If only they made some sort of see through eye cover type thing 🤔

    • @phantomminer3293
      @phantomminer3293 2 ปีที่แล้ว +108

      @@diobutcrack9754 I guess they'd be going into the forever box

    • @diobutcrack9754
      @diobutcrack9754 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@phantomminer3293 yes they will

    • @robzilla8084
      @robzilla8084 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hey wait what about the steak stuffed down your pants

  • @user-sl1wt1dv4y
    @user-sl1wt1dv4y 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1715

    🍕 > 🦈, let me elaborate.
    According to 'I did a thing', there are 355 pizza related deaths every year, with only 3 fatal shark attacks in australia
    He also used fabric impenetrable by shark teeth, which could only be cut by an industrial grade pizza cutter

    • @Hamox
      @Hamox 2 ปีที่แล้ว +188

      Pizza proof vest soon

    • @paulosborne6517
      @paulosborne6517 2 ปีที่แล้ว +100

      So, of you want to swim with sharks without all the DIY hassle... Just order a load of pizza and gaffer tape them to your wetsuit... The stats don't lie.

    • @Frosty_tha_Snowman
      @Frosty_tha_Snowman 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      You know, it's actually terrifying how many people die because of cows each year. They're gonna take over the world, just wait.

    • @kahonk269
      @kahonk269 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Genius

    • @y0wz4
      @y0wz4 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Scientifically, a pizza is much scarier than a shark.

  • @oggy2402
    @oggy2402 ปีที่แล้ว +1474

    In case you missed the pear joke,
    There is a great Aussie tradition of scanning avocados through the self serve as pears to get a mad discount

    • @TSUNAMI-MAMI
      @TSUNAMI-MAMI ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Loooool amazing

    • @HakunaMatataAquatics
      @HakunaMatataAquatics ปีที่แล้ว +59

      Thank you for sharing that. It's even more funny now.

    • @theYoutubeHandle
      @theYoutubeHandle ปีที่แล้ว +15

      ok, that explains that wierd pear... But 'industrial pizza cutter' still makes no sense to me...

    • @antonh1159
      @antonh1159 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      @@theTH-camHandleWell it works in the same way a pizza cutter works however its made for sheet metal so its ”industrial”

    • @Vollification
      @Vollification 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +65

      At first I was going to say "Isn't that just petty theft?"
      Then I remembered why your ancestors got transported for in the first place and realized... "Guess it is tradition then..."

  • @thechalupacabra3065
    @thechalupacabra3065 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2662

    I love that this man just casually disassembles parts of his home for his projects

    • @Nahan_Boker94
      @Nahan_Boker94 2 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      Well hes secretly keep parts of his households last longer bcs the older ones keep being replaced by newer ones. The monetizations keeping those hinge, bolts and gears always new lol

    • @higoodbye7545
      @higoodbye7545 2 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      I love that he literally made a whole fucking bear trap when he was making the shark's mouth 😂😂💀

  • @Number16BusShelter
    @Number16BusShelter 2 ปีที่แล้ว +388

    It’s all fun and games until the shark attacks you with a industrial grade pizza cutter

  • @crashtiansClips
    @crashtiansClips 2 ปีที่แล้ว +619

    I like how this video idea basically fell apart and turned into "Does industrial stab proof fabric work?"

    • @Ididathing
      @Ididathing  2 ปีที่แล้ว +267

      yeah and then i just made an elaborate way of stabbing it

    • @MicheleDelGiudice-mykys
      @MicheleDelGiudice-mykys 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Idk, I think he proved his point, lol

  • @frenchiestfries9259
    @frenchiestfries9259 ปีที่แล้ว +474

    i learned that if you put stab-proof fabric over a pear and stab it with shark teeth it turns into an avacado

    • @speedylady
      @speedylady ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lol yaaa! 😆

    • @theroyalmudkip7443
      @theroyalmudkip7443 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      i thinks its an ausie joke correct me if im rasist

    • @simonockas
      @simonockas 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Alchemy

  • @Infinus_
    @Infinus_ ปีที่แล้ว +796

    You forgot about one small part, the crush. It may protect you from the teeth but it can still crush your bones into powder. *(If its an actual bite)*

    • @TransfemMarta
      @TransfemMarta ปีที่แล้ว

      Should’ve combined it with titanium plating, that way he would sink to the bottom of the ocean, where no sharks live.

    • @Nah-ps7iy
      @Nah-ps7iy ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Amem

    • @notyourdamnbusiness8795
      @notyourdamnbusiness8795 ปีที่แล้ว +124

      just flex.

    • @Infinus_
      @Infinus_ ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @not your damn business but how exactly would flexing help you with a 18,000 Newtons (18,000kgm/s²) bite

    • @notyourdamnbusiness8795
      @notyourdamnbusiness8795 ปีที่แล้ว +266

      @@Infinus_ im just build different.

  • @WaterjetChannel
    @WaterjetChannel 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5567

    good to see idat making a judicious use of the safety squints. safety is no joke!

    • @KoiMan_
      @KoiMan_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Sheeeesh, it’s the resin channel!!

    • @red__guy
      @red__guy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Sheeeesh it's the abusing interns chunnel

    • @W0ElSME
      @W0ElSME 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Sheeeesh, it's the Pressure Cannon Channel!

    • @knightlyshade98
      @knightlyshade98 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Could somebody explain what's happening?

    • @kasioedits
      @kasioedits 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@knightlyshade98 sheeesh it's the guy who doesnt know the reference channel!

  • @greenyevo5017
    @greenyevo5017 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2803

    I completely agree with this perpetuation on the new sport of steak swimming, finally a mainstream TH-camr to introduce this recreational sport to the public.

    • @jackiou9525
      @jackiou9525 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      but only with steak right?

    • @dominicrice152
      @dominicrice152 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I would join the varsity steak swimming team

    • @greenyevo5017
      @greenyevo5017 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@jackiou9525 depends on the division

    • @jackiou9525
      @jackiou9525 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@greenyevo5017 I don't know what you've been seeing

    • @rxndomlyrix2260
      @rxndomlyrix2260 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Is it also possible to do this Sport as a vegan?

  • @SoulFoxie
    @SoulFoxie ปีที่แล้ว +194

    I like the idea of the cut-proof fabric just grabbing the needle and being like "Shh shh we don't do that here" before snapping it in half

    • @Psilomuscimol
      @Psilomuscimol 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Some fabric actually snaps needles. Especially in machines. My mom sews. I hate hand stitching leather with an awl. Well it's not bad but takes too long

  • @kathulhurises
    @kathulhurises ปีที่แล้ว +195

    this man is the definition of "never let them know your next move" and I LOVE IT

  • @DarioVarasG
    @DarioVarasG 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2768

    Medicine student here: those fabrics are designed to protect you from only one of the two main mechanisms of trauma: the penetration, which causes a lot of damage. In a shark bite though, the blunt force trauma would still leave you bleeding internally, which is a lot of fun.
    Great vid as always!

    • @banann_ducc
      @banann_ducc 2 ปีที่แล้ว +714

      High school student hoping to become a medicine student here:Easier to swim to shore with internal bleeding than a chunk of you missing i reckon.

    • @Jaydenwhip
      @Jaydenwhip 2 ปีที่แล้ว +104

      Internal bleeding just means extra tissue fluid

    • @krlosz1996
      @krlosz1996 2 ปีที่แล้ว +263

      Biology enthusiast here, although what you say is true, sharks regularly don't rely on bite force as much as they rely on the slicing action of sideways bite movement, they have big jaw muscles but they rarely use the full capacity of them simply because they don't need to, their teeth are sharp enough to do most of the work without that much force applied behind them

    • @olivierallaire6302
      @olivierallaire6302 2 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Yeah, that was what bugged me in this otherwise awesome video. Simpler said, even if the teeth will not PIERCE through the suit, the shark bite's power alone is enough to damage your body through the fabric since it's not rigid, pressing on your body. To be fully protected from a shark bite, you'd have to find a way of making a rigid suit able to both resist being pierced and resist a 4000 psi bite. Good luck!

    • @Ididathing
      @Ididathing  2 ปีที่แล้ว +1251

      So i didnt put this info in the video for some reason but apparently 90% of shark bite deaths are from blood loss. So yeah obviously if i 5 meter great white grabs you it will still squeez you to death but otherwise this would help reduce the depth of cuts a lot.

  • @NorthoftheBorder
    @NorthoftheBorder 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8326

    I feel like you've missed a trick here. You've made steel-toed crocs that are probably definitely shark proof, and you had all that 5mm sheet metal, so why not just attach the steel to the wetsuit?

    • @_No_Time_
      @_No_Time_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +822

      People would think you are the shark !

    • @jakeharris2344
      @jakeharris2344 2 ปีที่แล้ว +828

      Try swimming covered in sheet metal

    • @williamrobinson6055
      @williamrobinson6055 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1278

      @@jakeharris2344 breathing is a myth

    • @jakeharris2344
      @jakeharris2344 2 ปีที่แล้ว +202

      @@williamrobinson6055 true if it wa real you would have to learn how

    • @kenkvistadori6953
      @kenkvistadori6953 2 ปีที่แล้ว +238

      @@jakeharris2344 Ever heard of ships and submarines?

  • @russianbigbird4161
    @russianbigbird4161 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    7:23 yeah sharks aren't really interested in dead things and they tend to prefer when things splash around and move a bunch because that indicates to them that there's something alive and worth looking into around

  • @Headywon
    @Headywon 2 ปีที่แล้ว +91

    This man actually made a Street Sharks reference; on behalf of the 8 other people who watched that show, I commend you, good sir

    • @Oroberus
      @Oroberus ปีที่แล้ว +2

      But he missed to make a Landshark reference though!

    • @roidroid
      @roidroid ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Oroberus Get outof hear lAnDsHaRk. STREETSHARKS RULE THE STREETS

  • @RedoOkay
    @RedoOkay 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2716

    This man has no limits. He can do anything. And his jokes are always on point

    • @wolflover1256
      @wolflover1256 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah

    • @bappojujubes981
      @bappojujubes981 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Like a shark's teeth.

    • @Funny-Cobra
      @Funny-Cobra 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Indeed

    • @FussyPickles
      @FussyPickles 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      he can't beat youtube trolls

    • @elm5424
      @elm5424 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      th-cam.com/video/uME09PxhhzY/w-d-xo.html finally it's here.

  • @westie430
    @westie430 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2589

    "I probably shouldn't be teaching sharks that people shaped objects are filled with delicious fish"
    I was wheezing🤣🤣 Love your sense of humor Alex😆

    • @mason2307
      @mason2307 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      7:15 to 7:45

  • @squeegel3904
    @squeegel3904 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    At 8:10 I saw the rebar sticking from the sides of the door and thought,
    "wouldn't somsone be able to just hold the side of the door, and swing around the rebar?"
    *8 seconds later*
    "welp, that answers that."

  • @SwissCheeze5567
    @SwissCheeze5567 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    I love the re-occurring theme of him eating rubber.

    • @keaghan914
      @keaghan914 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      in the part with him watching youtube you can see the video where the joke started

    • @Psilomuscimol
      @Psilomuscimol 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I like to chew on rubber but not eat it

    • @Psilomuscimol
      @Psilomuscimol 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      It's been a long time though

  • @squawmous
    @squawmous 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1104

    My favorite part about this channel is that even when one invention is a failure, there's always another invention that is much more extravagant than the original idea for the video. He didn't have to put so much aesthetic into the Shark bite machine but ended up making a much crazier looking machine than the Shark proof suit

    • @Oscar4u69
      @Oscar4u69 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      camping tent suit 😳👉👈

    • @AxxLAfriku
      @AxxLAfriku 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      HELP MY!!! My muscles are too big! I am a big tall man and my muscles are even BIGGER! I use them to get views but they HURT so much!!! Because they are heavy. Do you have any advice, dear aq

    • @StuffandThings_
      @StuffandThings_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Oscar4u69 Funnily enough some company made a small tent hammock thing that can also be converted into a raincoat... somehow this absurd and niche idea has actually been made before. Humans are weird.

    • @BiFurDoggy
      @BiFurDoggy 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@StuffandThings_ As weird as a combination as that sounds that seems pretty reasonable. I could see that being pretty handy for people who go camping a lot.

    • @Psilomuscimol
      @Psilomuscimol 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      . All we need is a wearable sleeping bag that is waterproof ​

  • @DarcyAhrns
    @DarcyAhrns 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2352

    wow those kevlar scissors really came out at the perfect time

    • @pastynick
      @pastynick 2 ปีที่แล้ว +121

      Loved your acting as the shark bud

    • @Mynameischef
      @Mynameischef 2 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      incredible work as the water in this one

    • @peashootercat
      @peashootercat 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Awesome acting as the wetsuit

    • @Ididathing
      @Ididathing  2 ปีที่แล้ว +284

      Shhhhhhhhhhhh

    • @daemonburns-waight2421
      @daemonburns-waight2421 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      We need a new video my man! Don't tell the Fairbairns, but I'm more eager for your content now.. Get on it mate!

  • @taylor943
    @taylor943 ปีที่แล้ว +128

    Originally I was just searching for 3-D printer content but luckily the algorithm brought me here. Now this is quickly becoming my favorite TH-cam channel by far. I can’t decide if it’s the low-key dark humor or the fascinating scientific and engineering aspects of the content but either way I’m hooked. 😂

    • @javimakesamvs844
      @javimakesamvs844 ปีที่แล้ว

      lowkey? brudda said he's jealous of a man getting mauled to death by a shark lmaooo he doesn't give a single fuck😂😂

    • @Samuelviruet-zp2fj
      @Samuelviruet-zp2fj 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Its probably the dark humour

  • @MikeyDL69
    @MikeyDL69 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    The fact that making human-shaped shark bait is a genuine concern in his line of work is absolutely astounding 😂

  • @WarioOf1812
    @WarioOf1812 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1800

    I just wanted to thank you so much for this amazing idea. Living in Oklahoma U.S. I often feel overwhelming anxiety about shark attacks. It often makes it difficult to do laundry or even do the dishes. My wife doesnt seem to understand. I had lost all hope but now know that that someday I could rest easy knowing the risk of a shark attack would be mitigated to a rough gummer.

    • @Ididathing
      @Ididathing  2 ปีที่แล้ว +434

      no worries mate

    • @zackd519
      @zackd519 2 ปีที่แล้ว +159

      Those Oklahoma dishwasher sharks are no joke. Be safe out there!

    • @skeetsmcgrew3282
      @skeetsmcgrew3282 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      I could have gone my whole life without the phrase "rough gummer," thanks

    • @StuffandThings_
      @StuffandThings_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@zackd519 I know right, now just imagine the danger of tornadoes in Sydney!

    • @mrhype502
      @mrhype502 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I completely agree Jason except I live the state above you in Kansas and here it isnt sharks in our dish water but Sharknado's as it had just came into season for them and I have been deeply traumatized by them ever since 2009 when we had a tree fall on our house from one

  • @Finchyboi14470
    @Finchyboi14470 2 ปีที่แล้ว +320

    I just watched a man put a pear under a tarp and then pull out an avocado. He’s a magician

    • @laheylovesliquor4331
      @laheylovesliquor4331 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      So I’m not the only one who saw that

    • @13KillerShadows
      @13KillerShadows 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@laheylovesliquor4331 I don't know man, he said it was a pear, I think you're just seeing things...

    • @alexia7063
      @alexia7063 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      they are also referred to as alligator pears so in a way… kinda not fully wrong

    • @GrowingDownUnder
      @GrowingDownUnder 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@alexia7063 neil degrasse tyson said the earth was pear shaped, and he's right it look exactly like the earth so it must be a pear

  • @sgt79
    @sgt79 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Little known fact Vin diesel did a street sharks commercial as his first acting gig

  • @ArtypNk
    @ArtypNk ปีที่แล้ว +10

    You know, I can't explain why, but you and your face expressions, as you feed a metal shark raw meats, are now core memories for me.

  • @desertsmeagol7073
    @desertsmeagol7073 2 ปีที่แล้ว +812

    I’m genuinely convinced this man can make anything

  • @bruv7521
    @bruv7521 2 ปีที่แล้ว +522

    Finally, I can swim in my pool in australia without worrying about sharks

    • @puellanivis
      @puellanivis 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Frickin’ sharks always jumping fences getting into people’s pools. :(

    • @FussyPickles
      @FussyPickles 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      it's a good thing they don't bite heads

    • @elm5424
      @elm5424 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      th-cam.com/video/uME09PxhhzY/w-d-xo.html finally it's here.

    • @linkedwinters
      @linkedwinters 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@puellanivis Is that how they get in?? I always thought they came through my drain.

    • @puellanivis
      @puellanivis 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@linkedwinters WTF? You’re not using shark filters in your pool drains?!

  • @alphakakcmeddlakadoofahkii3362
    @alphakakcmeddlakadoofahkii3362 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    14:30
    Don't sharks go for a test bite to see if what they are attacking is edible and usually don't attack humans further upon realising that they taste weird? Surely that would deter them after the first bite

  • @bere4202
    @bere4202 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    The humor, the editing, the invention 😂 I could never get tired of seeing this human

  • @Nyghtmareish
    @Nyghtmareish 2 ปีที่แล้ว +984

    *"if I slip I'll fall face first into it"*
    This man makes my heart race.

    • @chefgreasypaw7816
      @chefgreasypaw7816 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      How so? 😏

    • @levanesco5544
      @levanesco5544 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      not in a good way lmaoo

    • @Shroomish_Art
      @Shroomish_Art ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Ayo? 😳

    • @ultimate1769
      @ultimate1769 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I do think he does all this dangerous looking stuff, then only relises it was so dangerous during the editing, then pretty much saying "yeah I'm an idiot".
      I do love some needless danger though.

    • @alainvosselman9960
      @alainvosselman9960 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      He's an accident waiting to happen... 😂

  • @toast3591
    @toast3591 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3304

    The amount of stress that I feel each and every time I watch IDAT is immeasurable

    • @rootintootin6492
      @rootintootin6492 2 ปีที่แล้ว +93

      Professional grade tomfoolery

    • @tankkiller3386
      @tankkiller3386 2 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      nah, eating rubber glue and getting dangerously close to deadly objects is normal behaviour

    • @higoodbye7545
      @higoodbye7545 2 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      The plasma cutter with no shoes sent me 💀

    • @dr.shadox4927
      @dr.shadox4927 ปีที่แล้ว

      8:32
      let cut some toe with a guillotine

    • @slyderace
      @slyderace ปีที่แล้ว +8

      The fact that he uses power tools w/o shoes is making me too stressed out to keep watching!

  • @Casta2
    @Casta2 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    9:19 if you look closely you can see he finally protecting those feet of his

  • @Pure_Ent253
    @Pure_Ent253 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I subbed for the reason of how incredibly creative with your editing you are. Absolutely amazing work man

  • @Notpoop906
    @Notpoop906 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1213

    the integrated shark fin on the front of the wet suit was a really cool design choice!

    • @Lisa-el7zo
      @Lisa-el7zo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +112

      Shark fin?? That's obviously the mountain from the nord vpn logo. You even get the blue background, when you take it for a swim...

    • @gergleshmerf3544
      @gergleshmerf3544 2 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      @@Lisa-el7zo nah it was the pocket for his steak when he goes steak swimming

    • @Ididathing
      @Ididathing  2 ปีที่แล้ว +256

      Thanks its hydrodynamic as well

    • @lucaloaiza2957
      @lucaloaiza2957 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      seriously

    • @Mountain.Frost.
      @Mountain.Frost. 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I wonder what he used for that bulge😳

  • @josalbatross321
    @josalbatross321 2 ปีที่แล้ว +923

    Swimmer: *dies from shark
    Alex: “oh no… ANYWAYS”

    • @joffles6516
      @joffles6516 2 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      There wasn’t even any oh no it was just “YES!”

    • @nathangee7075
      @nathangee7075 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Honestly I’m surprised our sad excuses for current affairs shows didn’t go after him for that.

    • @squirtlelicious1055
      @squirtlelicious1055 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      nah he said "why him and not me?"

    • @thefriendlyallay
      @thefriendlyallay ปีที่แล้ว

      That happens about 5 times a year, even without Alex

  • @Isloff
    @Isloff ปีที่แล้ว +15

    pretty sure he coulda bought a bear trap. but making one is more fun

  • @stal2281
    @stal2281 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Australians lose a war to emus but challenge sharks with no fear whatsoever.

  • @JemaKnight
    @JemaKnight 2 ปีที่แล้ว +564

    The circular saw was amazing because your reaction makes it immediately clear that this was obviously a terrible idea, but a rare instance of you not knowing that ahead of time.

    • @benthiccbiomancer2760
      @benthiccbiomancer2760 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Lol, I work on a drop saw and tensed up the second he cut to the shot of fabric sitting unsecured under the blade... Being there in first person as one of those things suddenly grabs whatever you're cutting is no joke!

    • @Henrix1998
      @Henrix1998 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      He 100% knew. There was nothing holding the fabric. No matter what he was cut it would have flew off

  • @CocoBlox
    @CocoBlox 2 ปีที่แล้ว +704

    i need to make a "i did a thing" proof suit

    • @74wf
      @74wf 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      An good sir
      Not a

    • @waddledeeunmasked3443
      @waddledeeunmasked3443 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Found the shark

    • @StuffandThings_
      @StuffandThings_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Easy, just wear some shoes. Perfect I did a thing repellent.

    • @dcr645
      @dcr645 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      drew gooden pinned comment type comment

    • @daneilgame123
      @daneilgame123 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Literally translates as "i need to make a "i did something" lawsuit"
      TH-cam translate is obviously better than google one

  • @WacMilk
    @WacMilk ปีที่แล้ว +5

    The hinge part got me in tears, that was so unexpected. Great work.

  • @Kiyoone
    @Kiyoone ปีที่แล้ว +1

    08:56 🤣😂 Dude is gonna use plasma cutter in bare feet, jeez this gives people anxiety

  • @Julius-qt2th
    @Julius-qt2th 2 ปีที่แล้ว +164

    Imagine going by his garage and just seeing this terrifing machine breaking bones

    • @NoSubsWithContent
      @NoSubsWithContent 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Cow bones no less, things which have to be something like 10 times stronger than a normal human femur

  • @alberthorn180
    @alberthorn180 2 ปีที่แล้ว +354

    6:16
    I think.... it gives you the best spots to NOT get attacked by a shark.

    • @Ididathing
      @Ididathing  2 ปีที่แล้ว +163

      yeah maybe

    • @Xeridanus
      @Xeridanus 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      @@Ididathing Yeah, sharks are like lightning, they never strike the same place twice.

    • @Dominick874
      @Dominick874 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Lightning does strike at the same place twice eventually maybe probably already did because trees don’t make sound if not heard because loneliness is key.

    • @Okarabouzouklis
      @Okarabouzouklis ปีที่แล้ว +2

      lighting strikes the same place more than twice

    • @kthuludev
      @kthuludev ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Dominick874 So true

  • @MrKrimson
    @MrKrimson ปีที่แล้ว +2

    the scene at 11:00 is insane - you genuinely can just make anything if you put your mind to it
    and apparently that also applies to crazy people

  • @ace1122tw
    @ace1122tw ปีที่แล้ว

    the fact that the ad is the most replayed is almost poetry

  • @MakersMuse
    @MakersMuse 2 ปีที่แล้ว +582

    Those pesky sharks, always hanging about but SOMEHOW no where to be seen when you need them!

  • @cammycool
    @cammycool 2 ปีที่แล้ว +139

    He made a whole fake shark jaw when he could have bought a bear trap. Genius.

    • @julianrosas9134
      @julianrosas9134 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Where you even buy a bear trap?

    • @tangentfox4677
      @tangentfox4677 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      @@julianrosas9134Bear trap store.

    • @SprinkCalSA
      @SprinkCalSA ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@julianrosas9134 Bear Trapz R Us

    • @Ps3luvr260
      @Ps3luvr260 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@julianrosas9134 Amazon

    • @deevanhorne1983
      @deevanhorne1983 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@julianrosas9134 Bears n' Traps

  • @bigshot_harold
    @bigshot_harold ปีที่แล้ว +5

    14:41 funny how the shark can break a femur with more power than an porch *I broke my femur from a porch*

  • @patricktucci2818
    @patricktucci2818 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Your videos are treasures. They're this weird, wonderful mix of how-to, Jackass, education and standup comedy all rolled into one.

  • @Jajen1945
    @Jajen1945 2 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    man made himself a hammerhead shark without even realizing it at 1:52

    • @Ididathing
      @Ididathing  2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      i didnt even realise

  • @ToreHuschbeck
    @ToreHuschbeck 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    4:05 „Glue a bit down, Go wa chu chu“

  • @DarkTimesSeven
    @DarkTimesSeven ปีที่แล้ว +5

    The ammount of effort and time you put on to these videos is surreal and all are entertaining to watch, they show how much creativity and sense of humour you have.

  • @klikklak6099
    @klikklak6099 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    You always have Atleast one joke that kills me lol that fatal shark attack I actually thought you felt remorse for your actions but when it said it gave you hope I laughed so loud

    • @marko9463
      @marko9463 ปีที่แล้ว

      The im not racist one is hillarious

  • @darkranger116
    @darkranger116 2 ปีที่แล้ว +116

    we can finally "sword fight" with sharks without concern. you have saved this timeline.

  • @2Tibrok1
    @2Tibrok1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1526

    I lost it for over two minutes. I went from laughing hysterically, to realizing I haven't genuinely laughed this hard since my fiancée left me so I started to genuinely cry, back to a healthier mentality of letting go of the past and crying again from just.. ya know, the whole reason why I'm writing this post, all without pause.
    Not concerned with what happens with this comment. Just,
    Thank you for that moment.

  • @guts60
    @guts60 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I’m sure the suit is more effective at stopping the shark from turning your arms to ribbons than anything. It’s better at stopping them from tearing up your body than just biting

  • @Intimatycal
    @Intimatycal 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    just stumble across your channel, this is the second video I watched in a row. You have a great sense for humor. Really made my day

  • @jaydox3836
    @jaydox3836 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    3:38
    "this stuff snaps needles like crazy."
    The Fabrick: * *steals his needle and snaps it with alien-like appendages* *
    xD

  • @stuser-fb4te
    @stuser-fb4te 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    7:00 that shot is kinda fire ngl

  • @BearishGames
    @BearishGames ปีที่แล้ว +6

    14:23 Was he thrusting? 💀

  • @eestaashottentotti2242
    @eestaashottentotti2242 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    It is always wonderful to see a person use his substantial technical abilities for the best possible benefit for humankind.

  • @TASK360
    @TASK360 2 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    I like how you present pizza to be more dangerous than sharks than show yourself helping people partake in that dangerous activity 2:59

    • @MrRedpanda2442
      @MrRedpanda2442 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      he wants that life insurance money

  • @N22I
    @N22I 2 ปีที่แล้ว +293

    Thank you for this DYI video! i will surely try this myself, altho the biggest fish in my area is a pike.
    Could you next make "i made a bullet/blast/radiation/heat/cold/air/laser/meteorite-proof suit out of trift shop materials under 15 AUD" ? NordVPN sure protects me on internet, but i need protection IRL too.

    • @Ididathing
      @Ididathing  2 ปีที่แล้ว +137

      Let me know if the pike can get through

    • @creatureswithcalvin3084
      @creatureswithcalvin3084 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Ididathing 🤣🤣

    • @basiI
      @basiI 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      try a condom for some irl protection

    • @gryzak5127
      @gryzak5127 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Ididathing Order some uranium 238 from Amazon

  • @imkossie1199
    @imkossie1199 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Kangaroo Proof Suit when?? We need those more that shark proof ones in Australia

  • @Kaiimei
    @Kaiimei ปีที่แล้ว

    "So I knocked off all the slags-" That...has a very different connotation over here xD

  • @C-Tag
    @C-Tag 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Random dude: **fckn’ dies**
    I did a thing: *evil laugh*

  • @matthewcrist1012
    @matthewcrist1012 2 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    "Let me take the hinges off my door, so I can go outside and buy this..."
    That had me in stitches!

  • @charliehunter9257
    @charliehunter9257 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    He'll certainly never be sponsored by Vessi.

  • @Firota117
    @Firota117 2 ปีที่แล้ว +345

    Since it's been well established at this point that even though you're protected from the puncture you're not protected from the crush, perhaps you should also fill the suit with oobleck (or however it's spelled, ya know that weird jello stuff thats normally fluid but hardens the more kinetic energy that's applied to it. All the TH-camrs were obsessed with it for a while). That might actually be a super cool suit if it was done right. A bit heavy but I mean comon it's fluid when youre moving and hard when you're hit. That's dank as hell!

    • @ThaGr1m
      @ThaGr1m 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Wouldn't really work in this case, the pressure is applied slowly so tmit would still sink in

    • @menziemedia
      @menziemedia 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      “Dank” 💀

    • @manuelredgrave8348
      @manuelredgrave8348 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You've spelled it right

    • @nara6540
      @nara6540 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Wouldn't work that well since the kinetic energy would still be transferred to the wearer

    • @BigShrimpin_
      @BigShrimpin_ ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Among other reasons listed, you wouldn't be able to move. While oobleck does remain a liquid when not under a shear force, the speed at which you need to move your arms, legs and just body in general to walk/swim would mean it would remain solid the whole time.

  • @socialgutbrain7774
    @socialgutbrain7774 2 ปีที่แล้ว +100

    It really pisses me off when people talk about "shark-infested waters". Oooooh, look at me, I'm in a human-infested house!

    • @9SooS9
      @9SooS9 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Shame on you then

    • @socialgutbrain7774
      @socialgutbrain7774 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@9SooS9 damn you're right

    • @9SooS9
      @9SooS9 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I'm glad you agree. We should stop eating sharks and start eating people

  • @jay_the_sasquatch4207
    @jay_the_sasquatch4207 ปีที่แล้ว

    1:10 “my husband can’t swim” lmao, this was out of nowhere

  • @mookitty1536
    @mookitty1536 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This guy is a safty insepectors nightmare

  • @chrisalan5610
    @chrisalan5610 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    @12:07 holy shit someone else remembers Street Sharks?
    Jawsome

  • @markgallagher1790
    @markgallagher1790 2 ปีที่แล้ว +144

    This man is a DIY God

    • @lukearts2954
      @lukearts2954 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Actually more a SUC god... X"D

    • @biggiecheeseofficial100
      @biggiecheeseofficial100 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      man used this video as an excuse to make a super hero suit

  • @Dappersworth
    @Dappersworth 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    4:37 I love how he glosses over the fact that he already had scissors that can cut the stuff no problem lolllll, which would have completely negated 2 minutes of the video.

  • @kitchkitch-my7uo
    @kitchkitch-my7uo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    what a breath of fresh air. your edgy funny and not scared to say things that other tubers would touch with a 10 foot pole. you have gained a follower. love the videos

  • @masterSFR
    @masterSFR 2 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    Love how this went from making a wetsuit to making a hydraulic steel shark in his garage

  • @Neroaxeryt143
    @Neroaxeryt143 2 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    Anyone gonna point out that this man turned a pear into an avocado?

    • @CatsAreWayTooFat
      @CatsAreWayTooFat 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He's a magician

    • @tehkill3r
      @tehkill3r 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      everybody knows that when things go wrong they go pear-shaped, but when pears go wrong they become avocado.

    • @Ididathing
      @Ididathing  2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@tehkill3r this guy gets it

    • @kaksspl
      @kaksspl 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      It's because the teeth avocadon't get through.

  • @Bbfishman
    @Bbfishman ปีที่แล้ว +2

    13:40 bro!! what are those welds man! you make some cool stuff so im surprised those are sloppy like that! you're better than that

  • @eden1588
    @eden1588 ปีที่แล้ว

    You got my sub for this. Not only was it funny, it as actually useful!

  • @SomeOneOneOne
    @SomeOneOneOne 2 ปีที่แล้ว +94

    Dude never fails to get a good laugh out of me 😂 thank you

  • @oleeeee7807
    @oleeeee7807 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    7:41 omg 💀💀😂😂😂

  • @gigipopescu
    @gigipopescu 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    That door joke was absolutely unhinged.

  • @ThisNameWasTooLon
    @ThisNameWasTooLon ปีที่แล้ว

    Dude, your commentary is sooo good. Underrated comedy genius.

  • @upsidonkey9570
    @upsidonkey9570 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    10:30 so that is JUST a bear trap

  • @eppzn4179
    @eppzn4179 2 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    Watching this video currently healing from a pretty bad saw injury (still have all 10 digits thankfully) gave me the absolute chills.

    • @Xeridanus
      @Xeridanus 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Unless you're new here, you should know how he is around power tools.

    • @nennalewis9286
      @nennalewis9286 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Xeridanus ur rude

    • @shanekirkland1935
      @shanekirkland1935 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I'm missing a finger from absentmindedly cleaning off my lawnmower while it was running, and on almost every one of these videos I find myself asking how he still isn't missing any digits.

  • @nicholasadams2374
    @nicholasadams2374 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Great Whites are my favorite!! It's been a lifelong dream of mine, to see them in person, and swim with (near) them. But, they also terrify me. Everything about them strikes fear in my heart.

  • @3eezie483
    @3eezie483 ปีที่แล้ว

    try a hot wire cutter used for cutting foam. its just a wire that is shorted until its glowing red and used to burn/cut straight lines.

  • @mikeock2087
    @mikeock2087 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    7:36 that's why I love this channel, this kind of humor is rare in 2022

  • @PlanetYokoshima
    @PlanetYokoshima 2 ปีที่แล้ว +98

    Dude just casually started using the pizza cutter like a fashion designing pro when I'm here struggling to guide easy fabric through my sewing machine

  • @CompleteRobot
    @CompleteRobot ปีที่แล้ว +1

    the ol' reliable safety squint

  • @mattkemp1902
    @mattkemp1902 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    as soon as I heard "I tried a circular saw" I shouted "NO!" really loud and my colleague thinks i'm having a mental breakdown. But I am glad you weren't injured, as I am most videos (but not the ones where you get injured)

  • @Webb8991
    @Webb8991 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    lmao 9:08 "i need to stop this no shoes joke"

  • @jfings4487
    @jfings4487 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    "Our beautiful Sydney harbors are infested with deadly sharks."
    Lmao, almost like they actually live there

  • @JPGjack
    @JPGjack 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    this man puts so much time and effort into every one of these incredible and pointless videos, we appreciate you sir

  • @Nesteptic
    @Nesteptic ปีที่แล้ว +2

    7:35 *someone dies to a shark attack* I did a thing: Sweet! new opportunity.