@@TrevorNeetesonI also like: "We can't sleep with the window open, and I'm gonna have to lay down some other rules too" "What are you so upset about, Richard?" "What?? You really have to ask me that?? My car's destroyed, we haven't made one sale yet and we have to sell about half a million brake pads or else the factory's going under, and the one person who should care about all of this, you, doesn't" "You know, Richard, you don't know me as well as you think you do. I'm getting better at this sales thing. Well, I'm not, but I could if you help me" "Forget it, I have enough to worry about without having to change your diapers"
Another good one: "She's about a quart low" "Well then open it back up and put it in, that's your penance for the puppet show back there. And while you're at it, fill it up with gas. I'm going to go ask for directions to our next huge embarrassing failure" "You're a huge embarrassing failure" "What?" "Nothing" "Excuse me sir, how far is Davenport from here?" "20 miles" "Really? Cause I can't find it on the map" "Get yourself a new map" "You're saying that Davenport is 20 miles, but I can't find it, but you're smart, yet it's not on the map" "I'm picking up your sarcasm" "Well you should cause I'm laying it on pretty thick" "This is a map of Illinois, which we're in, near the border of Iowa, which Davenport is in, 20 milezzz away. You're in the wrong state, get a new map"
The fact that Farley and Spade were going to Canada to film the movie Monday-Thursday, then flying to NY to do SNL Friday-Sunday, plus were pissed off at each other and arguing most of the time, BUT made the movie THIS good is crazy.
(Richard as they are about to make a sale): "Watch and learn." Richard: "Of course I understand what no means. But if I took no for an answer, I'd probably wind up on a street corner selling spicy hot dogs and wearing a funny hat right? It makes sense doesn't it? Mr. Brady: "Look I've been doing business with Callahan since I hung up my shingle, but I don't like you, (Richard's face turns into a frown) probably never will. You're a smug unhappy little man and you treat people like they were idiots." (Tommy chuckles as Richard looks hurt) 🤣🤣🤣
Funniest part of the movie! This scene took my by surprise, I was laughing so hard I was crying 😂 I loved his facial expression afterwards too, he thought he nailed it 😂
I can think of maybe 3 humans that make me laugh just by thinking of their first and last names. "Chris" and "Farley" clear that standard every single time with this scene, maybe the best among the many examples of it. He influenced my sense of humor so fundamentally when I was growing up that sometimes I forget he's the original source material for half the sh** I say.
Another sweet soul lost because they always wanted to make unworthy ppl happy😢 there’s many just like Mr.Farley who suffer in silence just to make ppl around them happy when all they do is use them. RIP to this LEGEND and to the ppl who suffer in silence I LOVE ALL OF YOU!
That pretty much sums up what most people think of David Spade in real life: "...I don't like you, [and I] probably never will. You are a smug, unhappy little man, and you treat people like they were idiots".
XeDragHD nice hope you watch Black Sheep too!!!! its the same 2 guys campaigning for his brothers election and he keeps screwin up so bad lol but its just as good
It all started when I was looking at brake rotors on Ebay and there was a brand, "Callahan Brake Parts". I did a little research for reviews and such on some forums and someone was talking about how they stole their name from this movie and someone else made a joke quoting this clip about the butchers ass so I looked it up and that led me here.
Spade's "smug, unhappy little man" type of snark really works best in the straight man role of a duo where the other half has the heart and warmth in their comedy to balance it out.
It's been more than thirty years. What does Farley say at the end of his rant? A bridge what? Even the captions here just skipped over that. It sounds like he says "impudment," which isn't a word, or "apartment," which doesn't make sense.
I love the way his face lights up before he delivers the butcher's ass line like "this is the moment!" but he fucks it all up instead 😂
"That guy...might not call us" "can't believe he called me a psycho" "were you in there just now? You are a psycho"
Good God, and comb your hair.
@@TrevorNeeteson shut up Richard
@@TrevorNeetesonI also like:
"We can't sleep with the window open, and I'm gonna have to lay down some other rules too"
"What are you so upset about, Richard?"
"What?? You really have to ask me that?? My car's destroyed, we haven't made one sale yet and we have to sell about half a million brake pads or else the factory's going under, and the one person who should care about all of this, you, doesn't"
"You know, Richard, you don't know me as well as you think you do. I'm getting better at this sales thing. Well, I'm not, but I could if you help me"
"Forget it, I have enough to worry about without having to change your diapers"
Another good one:
"She's about a quart low"
"Well then open it back up and put it in, that's your penance for the puppet show back there. And while you're at it, fill it up with gas. I'm going to go ask for directions to our next huge embarrassing failure"
"You're a huge embarrassing failure"
"What?"
"Nothing"
"Excuse me sir, how far is Davenport from here?"
"20 miles"
"Really? Cause I can't find it on the map"
"Get yourself a new map"
"You're saying that Davenport is 20 miles, but I can't find it, but you're smart, yet it's not on the map"
"I'm picking up your sarcasm"
"Well you should cause I'm laying it on pretty thick"
"This is a map of Illinois, which we're in, near the border of Iowa, which Davenport is in, 20 milezzz away. You're in the wrong state, get a new map"
@@TrevorNeeteson😅
"We just killed Bambi" is possibly one of the funniest lines in the whole movie
Who killed Bambi?
@@unladenparrot6141
You need to watch the movie, they hit a deer with the car. Duh!
John Rambo…
Even funnier because Bambi survived
#444
Always remember: It's gotta be your bull
"Wow" -Richard
🤣🤣
"You're a smug unhappy little man, and
you treat people like they were idiots."
Reminds me of my friend, even looks like Richard a bit
@Senior Shakingmyhead. You referred to yourself in the third person?
@@proudatheist2042 learn to read.
got a brother whos name is richard and he acts just like richard and this. i’ve also got a cousin named tommy. (this isnt a lie, this is the truth)
I knew a guy like that from my university (but he looks nothing like Richard though). 😂😂😂
Tommy's laugh after that hahaha
“You’re a smug, unhappy little man, and you treat people like they were idiots.”
Soooooo deserved. 😂
You could take a good look at a butchers ass by sticking ur head up there, but wouldn't you rather take his word for it. Classic
“I am out here getting my ass kicked” said every salesman ever.
🤣 Farley was the Babe Ruth of comedy. Really miss him.
"...No! It's gotta be your bull."
"Wow."
lol
You have derailed
LMAO still
@@themarkiscookin shut up richard
Best line in all movie history
@@JBourne68 Boy, I'm really at a lost for words here.
"No, it's gotta be your bull." Kills me every time.
"wow"
@@robertwarf3316”You have derailed!”
I loved how confident he was until he realized his fatal error
When im feeling down, I come to this scene to restart my soul.
“You can get a good look at a t-bone by sticking your head up a butcher’s ass... no... it’s gotta be your bull” 🤣
Tommy’s giggle at 0:20 is by far the best part of this scene.
This guy was so funny. I can't watch this scene without laughing.
Chris Farley was so great.
90's Music, Fashion, Television, and Movies are 2nd to NONE!!!! Tommy Boy is just a Comedy Classic!
The look from Chris to David Spade when he f’d up the saying the first time…PRICELESS!!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Chris Farley would have made a perfect real life Peter Griffin. I miss him. Comedic genius for sure.
RIP Chris Farley. Funniest guy alive
He made a perfect Chris Farley.
Stop.
Yeah because he would make family guy actually funny. Lol
Chris Farley was infinitely better than that cartoon slob.
If that hooker had called the paramedics...
The fact that Farley and Spade were going to Canada to film the movie Monday-Thursday, then flying to NY to do SNL Friday-Sunday, plus were pissed off at each other and arguing most of the time, BUT made the movie THIS good is crazy.
Yes, you have a good point there.
Haha the way he says “shut up, Richard” lol
ive memorized like all the lines in tommy boy
same here
Rhatik Dark
bridge embunkedment
Marry Me!
Same
Your not alone
I am so in love with Chris Farley. He was great, so funny and adorable. I have literally been heartbroken since December 18, 1997. 😍😘💖😭💔
For some odd reason, the line that always gets me is: "No...it's gotta be YOUR bull."
We've been randomly saying "Its gotta be your bull" at our poker game for years, gets a laugh every time.
Why?
Yeah, my friends and I say it whenever somebody's explanation is just adding to the confusion :)
0:38 is where the fun begins.
0:20 Tommy laughing at richard always kills me
I probably would have to if some old man said that to one of my friends.
(Richard as they are about to make a sale): "Watch and learn."
Richard: "Of course I understand what no means. But if I took no for an answer, I'd probably wind up on a street corner selling spicy hot dogs and wearing a funny hat right? It makes sense doesn't it?
Mr. Brady: "Look I've been doing business with Callahan since I hung up my shingle, but I don't like you, (Richard's face turns into a frown) probably never will. You're a smug unhappy little man and you treat people like they were idiots."
(Tommy chuckles as Richard looks hurt) 🤣🤣🤣
Watch and learn he says. And i was watching. You know what i saw?
Tommy giggling at that insult to Richard is such a funny detail. This movie is so good. Why can’t they make movies this good these days?
They way David spade said wow 😂😂😂
That guy probably won't call us.
imdb88 I can't belive he called me a psycho,
@@hhhguy2004 DYING OF LAUGHTER
@@stonecold5373 @Stone Cold hey we you in there right now you are physco good God and comb your hair 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@hhhguy2004 haha
"We'll be in touch". GOLD!
Funniest part of the movie! This scene took my by surprise, I was laughing so hard I was crying 😂 I loved his facial expression afterwards too, he thought he nailed it 😂
Laughed so hard after watching this again 😂
some hare
No, it's gotta be your bull lmao!
No, it’s gotta be your bull…that is just great writing
Man, the legends of the 90's: Chris Farley, Adam Sandler: Chris Rock: Norm MacDonald, and so many more.
Saddam
And rest in piece on his dad today... he died last week of old age
That guy... Might not call us.
I quote this movie at least once a week.
" 0:47 Pause!!! Richard Is Like,What The Hell???!!!Lol!!!!
He's kind of like Peter Griffen.
And the guy he's talking to
Looks like our old insurance man. Mr
Rice!
that look David gives Chris @ 0:45
1:03 we all have one of those days
Rip chris
Haven't seen this is a long time. Classic!
goddamn bridge abutment
Almost as good as Airplanes stop sniffing glue scene.
that guy might not call us
I can think of maybe 3 humans that make me laugh just by thinking of their first and last names. "Chris" and "Farley" clear that standard every single time with this scene, maybe the best among the many examples of it. He influenced my sense of humor so fundamentally when I was growing up that sometimes I forget he's the original source material for half the sh** I say.
Boy, I'm really at a loss for words here...
Tommy just laughing as Richard is getting made fun of, lol
Chris was the goat
It's gotta be your bull.
Another sweet soul lost because they always wanted to make unworthy ppl happy😢 there’s many just like Mr.Farley who suffer in silence just to make ppl around them happy when all they do is use them. RIP to this LEGEND and to the ppl who suffer in silence I LOVE ALL OF YOU!
Son I’m really at a loss for words here
That pretty much sums up what most people think of David Spade in real life:
"...I don't like you, [and I] probably never will. You are a smug, unhappy little man, and you treat people like they were idiots".
0:40 lol plot twist
Never seen this movie but I have to now...
It came out a couple years before I was born.
XeDragHD nice hope you watch Black Sheep too!!!! its the same 2 guys campaigning for his brothers election and he keeps screwin up so bad lol but its just as good
XeDragHD both have awesome soundtracks before your time!
Tai Mai Shu I haven't heard of that movie either. I'll have to watch it sometime.
XeDragHD if you never seen it what brought you here just curious glad you saw this clip hope you've seen the whole movie it's a classic
It all started when I was looking at brake rotors on Ebay and there was a brand, "Callahan Brake Parts". I did a little research for reviews and such on some forums and someone was talking about how they stole their name from this movie and someone else made a joke quoting this clip about the butchers ass so I looked it up and that led me here.
David spade was only funny when Chris Farley was around. He knows it and you all know it.
He was funny in Joe Dirt without Farley.
Spade's "smug, unhappy little man" type of snark really works best in the straight man role of a duo where the other half has the heart and warmth in their comedy to balance it out.
Shut up, Richard. Lmfao
I'm going to use the bull line in my insurance presentation.
00:50 so very close 😂
What’s the original saying, just curious?
@@crazydave507 you can get a good look at a t bone by sticking your head up a bulls ass but wouldn't you rather take the butcher's word for it
This is fuckien great 🤣🤣🤣🌪🌪🌪
All he had to say was “Sure. Come see our new state-of-the-art line.” I’m sure he would have kept their business after seeing it.
God I miss him!!!
Shaht ahhhtt jj whaddd for reminding me about this clip.
Haha 😂 when he pulls his hair
Chris Farley was the best!!!
Love this movie 😂
lmao tommy's face at 0:46
I fucked that up didn’t I
Someone write an ending to this premise:
Chriis Farley Sam Kinnisson Andy Kaufmann and John Belushi all walk into a bar...
and lots of drugs were consumed
Hysterical
I feel like him every day.
1:26 you can tell Chris is trying so hard not to laugh
so ahead of his time
Before he became rob ford mayor of Toronto
Competing on TH-cam. 1:07
I Don’t Wanna Hear One Word Out Of You And Don’ Say Another Word Perfect
Should’ve took the butchers word for it.
Callahan is a great parody to Joe Biden.
You have derailed lol
❤
We just killed bambi!
RIP
That hair
😂😂😂
Haha 😂😂😂
1:25 the hair!!!
That guy might not call us
😂
Hanzo sent me
LOL @ 0:40
Thank you !!!
Me afff having a meltdown lol
Ryloth sent me
Lol
2044✨️🎈✨️🎈🎉
You have derailed haha
😆
It's been more than thirty years. What does Farley say at the end of his rant? A bridge what? Even the captions here just skipped over that. It sounds like he says "impudment," which isn't a word, or "apartment," which doesn't make sense.