These poor dolls either look stoned or having a PTSD flashback. I really think I had that Ariel with the rubber band in the bangs/fringe. I guess they assume kids won't notice? Its like big creepy mascots of popular characters at childrens parties, they think kid brains won't be able to tell and perhaps I couldn't cause I don't remember some of my dolls looking that bad then I look back like OOOF!
I loved Ariel *so much* as a kid, but not enough to get her doll from Disney ‘10 Princess on Ice for $25 - $30 😩 that cursed face haunts me on my darkest days
Thank you for the video ❤❤❤❤ I love your comment about Bell telling the Beast that she tolerates him and marries Gaston, Elsa looks like she's big into 4:20, WTF is up with Jasmine???? And Jesse looks like she has seen some horrific things over the years 🤣🤣🤣
Your comments are hilarious. This video reminded me that I do have a couple of these weird Disney dolls in my collection that I thrifted a couple of years ago. Tinkerbell and Pocahontas lol
All look like imposters to me😂 6:35 thats hilarous. My sister had the Tyco Ariel 😅 Tyco however made stunning Swan princess Odette dolls..unless i am remebering them with nostalgic lense. Keep up the videos this was so much fun.
OMG the "growth" on the back of their heads reminds me of omg sunrise, that is to this day the reason that doll stays on the shelf, only to be seen from the front and never to be picked up
My sister has a Jessie doll from Disneyland from I believe the early 2000s and I swear, that thing was going to kill us in our sleep because the face mold was so terrifying.
Dishonorable mention: All of Mattel's attempts to do the Frozen characters. I don't know what Mattel's problem is, but they just can't get Anna and Elsa's faces right. (Kristoff is just as bad.) They always look so unhinged. The bootlegs do a better job. The recent collector frozen dolls are the only time Mattel has made remotely decent Frozen dolls. and they still got upstaged by Hasbro's collector Elsa doll. It's absolutely baffling.
Agree. Hasbro did better Frozen dolls than Mattel imo. Also a thing I noticed is that Hasbro made the Frozen 2 dolls have smaller heads than the first Frozen dolls they made.
The style series Elsa by Hasbro is truly so stunning, and they manage to capture the spirit of her look really well. And I so agree with the Mattel problem. It’s unforgivable to me that the dolls always look so bad when they have 3D model references from practically every angle of the characters. The new Mattel dolls are just so soulless. Their eyes are so beady and dead and their faces are so pale with no blushing or makeup they look sick. How do they fail so badly?
@@ten-ze1pq Its really baffling because with Mattel, if nothing else, they can usually make a good face sculpt. The doll could be just a hunk of disposable plastic with the most bare bones of articulation but it will at least have a nice face. Half of the appeal of Mattel's budget princess dolls is their "cute" face and saran hair. You can pop that head off and put it on a made to move doll and have the doll you want. But with their frozen dolls you really can't do that because they are so uncanny. The other thing that kills me is that the disney store Elsa doll doesn't have a nice face either. (Disney Store Anna is pretty she is fine.) So if you want an Elsa doll that looks good you really are stuck looking for the old hasbro dolls.
Those sure are some bootleg looking official dolls! Suddenly the Mattel core ones don't seem so bad in comparison, haha. Disney store seems to have gone the other way now with beautiful dolls that have cheap/bootleg looking fashions. Hopefully a good balance can be found soon. Great video as usual!
Aurora has to be the most underappreciated Princess. I love her. To me she´s the most beautiful of them all and the fact that she comes from the definitive fairy tale movie is a huge plus. Besides, she gets to have a pink and a blue dress. Plus a mix of both (if well done) when the fairies messed up the dress. She can have a purple dress (if we go for red instead of pink and combine the colors). And, she can even have a pink to blue gradiant dress. Also, her peasant dress is really beautiful. More so than the peasant dress that Snow White and Cinderella have. And MUCH more pretty than Cinderella´s rags dress. And I mean the pink dress. It was awful from the start. If anything, the stepsisters imroved it.
I collect Disney dolls and can guarantee not once has Aurora ever been faithfully captured in doll form. All her dolls back then had tiny heads with faces that looked more like Barbie, but nowadays all her dolls’ heads are huge, her face screening is overly stylized, and her torso is never super cinched like the animation. The angular and graphic art style of Sleeping Beauty is so stunning and unique which makes it such a shame that no doll has ever properly embraced it. All her dolls are just so *round* in the art style so it never looks right
I had a belle Disney on ice doll around 2010 and her head just kept falling off. Also have you ever seen the Disney on Broadway dolls of Ariel and belle they are terrible too
Great video, it's so fun seeing these weird Disney Princesses dolls, it cracks me up 😂😂 7:34 I actually bought that same exact Aurora in pristine condition just some days ago! She may be weird and all, but I still love her 😆And her dress looks so beautiful, it has more quality than most of current Disney dolls. I bought her cus I had that doll as a kid, but from the ballerina collection, which seems to be from the same collection as your Cinderella shown there. My aunt gave me the Aurora and my cousin got the Cinderella. As a kid, I remember my mom finding her head so bizarre and ugly 😂I recall just trying to ignore that and still finding her pretty, I was so happy owning her especially since she was/is my favorite Disney Princess. Anyway, over time I lost my Aurora and wanted her back, so I bought that one you show in the video cus I happened to find her and for cheap. I still have the dress from the ballerina Aurora though, it's beautiful too. One thing that caught my attention when I was getting her was, I couldn't find much information on these weird releases when searching 🧐
I have the Orginal Eric the Sailor Tyco doll and he aged well with time😂 He sits beside his new wife Hailey version of Ariel right beside Vanessa in my collection of the Live film 🎥 version doll
Ahhh you have the ugly ballet Cinderella! Never seen a video about her. I have the whole collection which was Cinderella, Aurora and Belle. Kinda hard to find, took me a few months to complete the set. They're all so ugly lol but I love them
DOI Elsa's face mold is actually one of the best Elsa molds I've ever seen, they even managed to get the nose right! So how tf did they manage to mess it up that bad with the screening haha!
extension to last post. Oh my gosh, there's another tinker bell doll I remember that was off model but not hideous at all. She looked like a vintage ponytail Barbie, if Disney had created her instead of Mattel. she had face that looked like vintage Barbie meet Disney princess face, and Im not mad at it. Plush if you dipped her hair in red dye she could also pass as that looney tune cowgirl pin up girl that that wolf character was crushing on but every time he tried to get near her she'd either hit him with a frying pan or something else which just made him love her even more lol! Also she could easily be made into a female centaur from fantasy. her whole look could of gone so many ways for a pinup cartoon character.
Almost all of these dolls look like old 1950's sci fi/horror movie characters. And the pug dog Tinkerbell doll looks like Endora from the old show Bewitched🤣 These dolls are hilarious😆🧟♀🫣
Omg I watched this like 3 times, I laughed so much atbyour comments about Elsa!!🤣🤣And Rapunzel looks like LOKI!😂 poor Jasmine, indeed alien lol 😂😭 You know... come to think about it these dolls reflect what Disney is all about... in pain with a mask that covers it all up by a smile and dead eyes that makes them look fake happy and basically crazy. I mean... that's pretty much the poor workers there right?
I just got that vintage Disney on Ice Jasmine! She is truely aweful. But I only paid $7 (US), and for that price, I now own a piece of horrible doll history!
ive the exact same ariel doll you showed near the end with the sphagetti arms. I only have her head. I found a solution that made it better. I repainted the eyes to look more evil I cut the hair and she now has become the diamond loving villain Madam Medusa from the disney film The rescuers
They cute dolls but very creepb that toy company should be a shame of them self for making those Disney princess dolls faces like that thank you for sharing this video channel about those Disney princess dolls yes I enjoy all of your awesome beautiful amazing channels keep up the good wonderful work you do ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤
The Disney on Ice Rapunzel and Elsa have nice head sculpts, though - I believe they're the closest to their actual counterparts and with a repaint, they should be fine!
The Disney on ice dolls look like someone pushed the sliders on character creation in the The Elder Scrolls Oblivion game all the way to one side lolol
1:54 Tinkerbell was already the first YANDERE from all fiction ever before news cartoons and animes!🤪😈🔪 (She doesn'r hesitated wanted to kill Wendy in collaboration with Hook from 1952's movie, even Jane in 2004's stupid sequel of Peter Pan) I already hate her as character when i was litte!
Snow White on Ice as red eyes, she looks like a vampire. I hope she didn't eat one of the dwarfs
I noticed the same. They're almost the same colour as her lips.
@@tirsus1482 I guess they were saving on paint.
😂😂😂
;'She's trying to keep a smile, but there's panic behind those eyes." LOL!!! accurate.
That’s not Ariel. That’s Ursula wearing a face mask.
Isn't that basically the third act of the movie?😂
Actually that's Blariel or Lena.
😂 Ursula Lecterrr 🔪
@@teddyqueerstar6589 Blariel: "I wanna pee all over the squirrel!"
same with Jasmine suspiciously resembling Jafar 10:49
Those dolls have seen things... Specially Erick 😂
Oh, and that Tinkerbell from the shining 🤣🤣🤣
These poor dolls either look stoned or having a PTSD flashback. I really think I had that Ariel with the rubber band in the bangs/fringe. I guess they assume kids won't notice? Its like big creepy mascots of popular characters at childrens parties, they think kid brains won't be able to tell and perhaps I couldn't cause I don't remember some of my dolls looking that bad then I look back like OOOF!
Jasmine looks more like Abu with a wig 😂
Elsa forgot to blend in her concealer
I think they used Jim Carrey’s The Mask for reference on the final Ariel doll. Poor unfortunate soul 😢
She needs one of ursala's life changing potions😂😂
She's completely useless now!
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!
I loved Ariel *so much* as a kid, but not enough to get her doll from Disney ‘10 Princess on Ice for $25 - $30 😩 that cursed face haunts me on my darkest days
yes! They're still hideous!
You crack me up! 😂 I needed the laughs. Thanks!
I had that Sleeping Beauty doll that you’re holding at the beginning! I remember thinking she looked different but I loved her so much!
Thank you for the video ❤❤❤❤
I love your comment about Bell telling the Beast that she tolerates him and marries Gaston, Elsa looks like she's big into 4:20, WTF is up with Jasmine???? And Jesse looks like she has seen some horrific things over the years 🤣🤣🤣
Thank you for the laughs from this video! I needed that 🤣 Also, I love the new haircut! 😊
OMG! I’m completely cracking up here! You are SO funny!!! 😂
Your comments are hilarious. This video reminded me that I do have a couple of these weird Disney dolls in my collection that I thrifted a couple of years ago. Tinkerbell and Pocahontas lol
All look like imposters to me😂 6:35 thats hilarous. My sister had the Tyco Ariel 😅 Tyco however made stunning Swan princess Odette dolls..unless i am remebering them with nostalgic lense. Keep up the videos this was so much fun.
I always laugh so hard on those "weird Dolls" videos hahahaha thank You 🤣
This might be the best TH-cam video ever made ❤ I’ve watched it a bunch of times and I am loving every second of it, it’s epic
Haha, to the dungeon! Amazing video. 😆
OMG the "growth" on the back of their heads reminds me of omg sunrise, that is to this day the reason that doll stays on the shelf, only to be seen from the front and never to be picked up
I just HAD to comment because you literally have me laughing out loud! You are SO funny! I always enjoy your videos! 😂
My sister has a Jessie doll from Disneyland from I believe the early 2000s and I swear, that thing was going to kill us in our sleep because the face mold was so terrifying.
very good idea to make this video !i didn't know so many ugly dolls exist
i love watching your channel!!! your videos prompted me to buy a pocahontas and mulan doll- dolls i’ve wanted when i was a kid!
The on ice dolls look like they had the wrong shrooms.
Did poor Snow see a spider in the castle…her face froze that way.
You should do a part 2 of this series
Melody Ellison in the background!😍
😂😂 You are so funny too! Love your videos ✌️🎉
I can't help but notice the American Girl Doll at the back. I collect them and I am excited for you to talk about the Melody doll you have.
Melody in the background!!! If you do an American Girl video that will make my day, I've been obsessed with AG for a few months now!
10:06 omfg i gasped to loud when i saw Elsa!!! 🤣🤣🤣
The Disney on ice dolls made me holler 😭🤣☠️
This video is hilarious😂😂😂 thank you for the giggles😂
Dishonorable mention: All of Mattel's attempts to do the Frozen characters. I don't know what Mattel's problem is, but they just can't get Anna and Elsa's faces right. (Kristoff is just as bad.) They always look so unhinged. The bootlegs do a better job.
The recent collector frozen dolls are the only time Mattel has made remotely decent Frozen dolls. and they still got upstaged by Hasbro's collector Elsa doll. It's absolutely baffling.
Agree. Hasbro did better Frozen dolls than Mattel imo. Also a thing I noticed is that Hasbro made the Frozen 2 dolls have smaller heads than the first Frozen dolls they made.
The style series Elsa by Hasbro is truly so stunning, and they manage to capture the spirit of her look really well. And I so agree with the Mattel problem. It’s unforgivable to me that the dolls always look so bad when they have 3D model references from practically every angle of the characters. The new Mattel dolls are just so soulless. Their eyes are so beady and dead and their faces are so pale with no blushing or makeup they look sick. How do they fail so badly?
@@ten-ze1pq Its really baffling because with Mattel, if nothing else, they can usually make a good face sculpt. The doll could be just a hunk of disposable plastic with the most bare bones of articulation but it will at least have a nice face. Half of the appeal of Mattel's budget princess dolls is their "cute" face and saran hair. You can pop that head off and put it on a made to move doll and have the doll you want. But with their frozen dolls you really can't do that because they are so uncanny.
The other thing that kills me is that the disney store Elsa doll doesn't have a nice face either. (Disney Store Anna is pretty she is fine.) So if you want an Elsa doll that looks good you really are stuck looking for the old hasbro dolls.
Thanks, best laugh in a long time! That Elsa , though: obviously after taking too much cough syrup!
Those sure are some bootleg looking official dolls! Suddenly the Mattel core ones don't seem so bad in comparison, haha. Disney store seems to have gone the other way now with beautiful dolls that have cheap/bootleg looking fashions. Hopefully a good balance can be found soon. Great video as usual!
Omg. I’m dying laughing. Hideous. You didn’t even mention the Hasbro Belle from the Live action movie who looks like Justin Bieber. Hilarious.
hahaha I'm watching this at the office and really trying not to laugh out loud!!! BEST VIDEO EVER! hahaha
I 🤔 thought off model Disney princess Dolls were from Knox Berry farm😅. Love this video, so fun. 👍 Job. KK
Aurora has to be the most underappreciated Princess. I love her. To me she´s the most beautiful of them all and the fact that she comes from the definitive fairy tale movie is a huge plus.
Besides, she gets to have a pink and a blue dress. Plus a mix of both (if well done) when the fairies messed up the dress. She can have a purple dress (if we go for red instead of pink and combine the colors). And, she can even have a pink to blue gradiant dress.
Also, her peasant dress is really beautiful. More so than the peasant dress that Snow White and Cinderella have. And MUCH more pretty than Cinderella´s rags dress. And I mean the pink dress. It was awful from the start. If anything, the stepsisters imroved it.
I collect Disney dolls and can guarantee not once has Aurora ever been faithfully captured in doll form. All her dolls back then had tiny heads with faces that looked more like Barbie, but nowadays all her dolls’ heads are huge, her face screening is overly stylized, and her torso is never super cinched like the animation. The angular and graphic art style of Sleeping Beauty is so stunning and unique which makes it such a shame that no doll has ever properly embraced it. All her dolls are just so *round* in the art style so it never looks right
You are hilarious !!! I love to hate them !!!! Your haircut is so good !
Love you!what a fun place to find Barbie & lots of other fascinating content 😀😉 KK
Tinkerbell: "They just can't get my face right!"
😂 The best video so scary LOVE your review of each one!!
I lost it when you pulled out tinkerbell 😆
I had a belle Disney on ice doll around 2010 and her head just kept falling off. Also have you ever seen the Disney on Broadway dolls of Ariel and belle they are terrible too
This was so fun to watch!!
Great video, it's so fun seeing these weird Disney Princesses dolls, it cracks me up 😂😂
7:34 I actually bought that same exact Aurora in pristine condition just some days ago! She may be weird and all, but I still love her 😆And her dress looks so beautiful, it has more quality than most of current Disney dolls. I bought her cus I had that doll as a kid, but from the ballerina collection, which seems to be from the same collection as your Cinderella shown there. My aunt gave me the Aurora and my cousin got the Cinderella. As a kid, I remember my mom finding her head so bizarre and ugly 😂I recall just trying to ignore that and still finding her pretty, I was so happy owning her especially since she was/is my favorite Disney Princess.
Anyway, over time I lost my Aurora and wanted her back, so I bought that one you show in the video cus I happened to find her and for cheap. I still have the dress from the ballerina Aurora though, it's beautiful too. One thing that caught my attention when I was getting her was, I couldn't find much information on these weird releases when searching 🧐
Lol!!! what is with their faces?? that Elsa doll tho killed me hahaha
I have the Orginal Eric the Sailor Tyco doll and he aged well with time😂
He sits beside his new wife Hailey version of Ariel right beside Vanessa in my collection of the Live film 🎥 version doll
Feld Entertainment, who does Disney on Ice, also did Anastasia on Ice. The Anastasia doll they made for that was HAUNTING.
4:07 ariel looks like jane from peter pan 2 instead lmao
Ahhh you have the ugly ballet Cinderella! Never seen a video about her. I have the whole collection which was Cinderella, Aurora and Belle. Kinda hard to find, took me a few months to complete the set. They're all so ugly lol but I love them
I LOVED THIS NYO!!!😸😹😸😹😸😹
10:30
This looks like Count Olaf disguised as Rapunzel 😂
I was inspired to buy the 65th anniversary Aurora figurine!
I have sleeping beauty from Disney on ice 💖
DOI Elsa's face mold is actually one of the best Elsa molds I've ever seen, they even managed to get the nose right! So how tf did they manage to mess it up that bad with the screening haha!
extension to last post. Oh my gosh, there's another tinker bell doll I remember that was off model but not hideous at all. She looked like a vintage ponytail Barbie, if Disney had created her instead of Mattel. she had face that looked like vintage Barbie meet Disney princess face, and Im not mad at it. Plush if you dipped her hair in red dye she could also pass as that looney tune cowgirl pin up girl that that wolf character was crushing on but every time he tried to get near her she'd either hit him with a frying pan or something else which just made him love her even more lol! Also she could easily be made into a female centaur from fantasy. her whole look could of gone so many ways for a pinup cartoon character.
Joey, I'm gonna be ordering a Barbie Looks Native American Ken for my 32nd birthday next month.
OMG!! ❤ AMERICAN GIRL DOLL!! ❤ MELODY!! ❤
I died at the close up of Elsa's eyes!! omg
Those are creepy dolls lol 😹very fun video Joey! 💖
I once saw a Belle doll in a thrift store with one of those pug doll faces. The eyes were half-lidded eyes, like she was on something or sleepless.
This is the FUNNIEST video I’ve seen in ages!!
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Fair play - this video made me laugh 😂
9:57 Just Belle with her Marigolds on about to wash the dishes! xo
I also find the Comphy Squad dolls very scary.
A doll I've never seen before 🪆 I was surprised ⭐️✨人形には憧れる❤
Almost all of these dolls look like old 1950's sci fi/horror movie characters. And the pug dog Tinkerbell doll looks like Endora from the old show Bewitched🤣 These dolls are hilarious😆🧟♀🫣
totally agree i had alot of giggles watching this
Thank you for the laughs!
The vocabulary he used to describe his emotions is on point🔛👌😂😂😂😂
Omg I watched this like 3 times, I laughed so much atbyour comments about Elsa!!🤣🤣And Rapunzel looks like LOKI!😂 poor Jasmine, indeed alien lol 😂😭 You know... come to think about it these dolls reflect what Disney is all about... in pain with a mask that covers it all up by a smile and dead eyes that makes them look fake happy and basically crazy. I mean... that's pretty much the poor workers there right?
That Elsa doll made me lost it. 🤣 Poor girl, what happened to her.
Best channel EVER 🌻
10:33 that Rapunzel doll is going to be on my nightmares forever 🫣
this dolls is so epic...legendary
AGGHH i love ur Disney princess content😭🙏 also the dolls are not it wth
This is one of the funniest videos 😂
You are stunning and gorgeous! 💖
Lets not forget the Emma watson [Live action] Belle with THAT FOREHEADDDDDDD
I just got that vintage Disney on Ice Jasmine! She is truely aweful. But I only paid $7 (US), and for that price, I now own a piece of horrible doll history!
Some of those dolls be self medicating.
ive the exact same ariel doll you showed near the end with the sphagetti arms. I only have her head. I found a solution that made it better. I repainted the eyes to look more evil I cut the hair and she now has become the diamond loving villain Madam Medusa from the disney film The rescuers
Oh looksy in the background?? Looks like you have branched into 18 inch dolls. 😊
O my god hilarious weird Disney doll ha ha ha funny interesting😊❤❤❤🎉
I laugh so hard with all of these horrible face sculpts 😂😂😂
Disney on ice Rapunzel is mad zooted LOL
snow white disney on ice is literally a vampire
They cute dolls but very creepb that toy company should be a shame of them self for making those Disney princess dolls faces like that thank you for sharing this video channel about those Disney princess dolls yes I enjoy all of your awesome beautiful amazing channels keep up the good wonderful work you do ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤
The Disney on Ice Rapunzel and Elsa have nice head sculpts, though - I believe they're the closest to their actual counterparts and with a repaint, they should be fine!
I laughed so hard when I saw the Snow White doll with the Charlie Brown eyebrows.
The Disney on ice dolls look like someone pushed the sliders on character creation in the The Elder Scrolls Oblivion game all the way to one side lolol
they all look so traumatized lmaoooooooo
The 8 inch Cinderella doll looks like Amy from Amy's Baking Company
Not you roasting them 😂
Someone at Disney inc has some personal beef with Ariel, that last one was a real jump scare 😂
1:54 Tinkerbell was already the first YANDERE from all fiction ever before news cartoons and animes!🤪😈🔪 (She doesn'r hesitated wanted to kill Wendy in collaboration with Hook from 1952's movie, even Jane in 2004's stupid sequel of Peter Pan) I already hate her as character when i was litte!