I played the new Avengers game so you won't have to
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Noice
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ok
Eewwwww reddit
Thanks for the gold, kind stranger
"She grew up to be a Redditor"
A fate worse than death.
Where do you get your fresh memes???
I’m dying to your pfp
Very true.
-every Redditor ever
Squiddy The Pun-isher can confirm. Am reddit
As a redditor, I agree.
kamala reciting cap's speech to a bunch of fellow dorks at comicon is the single most cringeworthy thing I've ever seen in a video game
The fact that it's treated like a cool moment fucking hurts
@@codafett it really does
@@toolatetothestory They really thought that was a good moment. Like holy shit.
Thank goodness I'm not the only one. Thinking about it to this day still cringe
When you read too many marvel comic
The whole anti-bully monologuing just made me cringe so hard i cannot even put it into words
If you can't beat them, creep them out.
@Sangram 17 It is always terrible when it is an anti bully monologue
@Sangram 17 Technically yes. Her lines are taken from Cap (Steve Rogers) from the original Civil War comic back in 2006
KAMALA SMASH
Me angy, no talk
“Witness my drip mortals” sounds like teenage Thor.
Party Thor from What If would definitely say that
@@flallana18 oh my god yes
zanny's the type of guy who'd actually yell out the name of the attacks he's doing if he was a superhero
lemon taco Not just his either. He’d practically go full narrator.
So like spiderman does sometimes?
Ah, like deadpool?
BIG BOI STRIKE
AD PROFUNDIS
LASER BARRAGE
PARRY
And of course.... THREE. POINT. (Whatever weapon he's using) COMBO.
like every anime character in every anime I think?
I love how Tony Stark, the smartest man in the MCU, doesn’t have 2 factor authentication on his account
@The Agent
I mean, every bloody phone has face and fingerprint recognition.
Hes a Rich genius guy.
Doesnt really add up.
But this isn’t the mcu
@@yelover911 it’s still tony stark.
To be fair, Stark is this kind of person who would probable do that.
Clearly the smartest in the MCU was Korg
Thor: "What trickery is this!?"
Zanny: It's called rushed game development
loool
This feels like watching Deadpool react to this game, it's perfect.
That's so true man 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I'm dying of laughter!!
“She grew up to be a redditor” 😂😂 Ngl she looks like Dora the Explorer from the live action
Megamind 😂😂
I saw her in a picture and thought they making a game about Dora 😂 until I realized it's an avengers game 👏👏
Dora with the power of Luffy
@@Zeph504 Nah luffy's a good character she got the power of Mr. Fantastic lmao
lol dora has converted races
That’s what I thought when I saw her
Tony Stark, a literal genius would definitely make his password his catchphrase.
Thats so dumb it might actualy be a genius move
Tony does have a huge ego
Correction, Tony Stark a literal genius who is paranoid of his tech being used by evil forces would totally have his password some dumb predictable catchphrase that he sells on posters
his ego is bigger than my balls i expect nothing less
Xobani I mean that’s not very big
"There are no accidents"
"okay master oogway"
LMAO
"The game has matchmaking issues"
2 seconds later: an ad for Bumble.
Sometimes life becomes poetry
*thor throws mjolnir at a man’s face*
game: 12 damage
Ruins all possibility of immersion for me.
Randall Porter right? threw it all out the window, gotham knights looks the exact same too
@Mehmet Jinadu Yeah, that's definitely a consideration for game balance. But watching this made me feel like the heros were barely more capable than the enemies. It caught my attention immediately. That's not good for a game design, to distract the player from the game. Especially the hulk, you know how he uses bodies like a club? That person should be instantly dead.
@Jay Stew True. So my perspective may be unique or skewed. So if I was to play these games, I would expect my hero to hit normies like a hero as shown in the movies.
@@randallporter1404 Spiderman it wasn't one hit, Batman Arkham Knight it wasn't one hit, God of war it wasn't one hit games aren't one hits kills it's not a anime game it's a RPG game, a game where I level up and progress to get stronger then you get to one shot the enemies u couldn't in the past
Clone Wars: We released this new character, he's Maul's brother!
Savage for the entire show: 15:15
Your so right
@@chiefbeef3196 ok boomer
@Yoda Funny as him, you'll never be.
Where did Savaj come from? Personally, I think that'd be a way cooler way to spell it.
@@jackychang9148 Same planet as Maul. There are multiple episodes explaining his heritage. Ultimately he was killed by the Senate.
I like how they make Taskmaster the first boss and force you into a gimmick dodge section for the first part. Taskmaster, the guy whose whole thing is being unpredictable in a fight.
*"I bought it, so why not ?"* is so relatable.
Note to self : Just because there's an offer on the PS store, doesn't mean you buy it without a bit of investigation.
Me after buying control
@@walo351 but control is actually good tho
is it good?
@@lovrozekic5427 Nope
I feel personally attacked
And when the world needed him most, he returned
Yup
The legend himself is back, but then wasn’t he only gone for a week
Return of the King
return of the meme
no simp september
The Avengers killed more civillians on the bridge than the bad guys with all damage they caused
True American heroes!
They bombed the bridge I think most of the civilians were dead after that
You say civilians, they say, target rich environment
Do you think they were still alive by the time they arrived?
Aidan Huntington ahem, *target practice*
"Are you black, Cause im a widow" "Shes looking for her Abu, she must be an Aladdin" Zanny has evolved into a new form of racism lol.
I dont think metioning black is racist
6:47 this is pushing it though
I don't see how the Abu thing is racist either lmao?
@@DanteNeverWaits yeah, i mean abu is a literal character in aladin
I didn’t know that if you mention race in any context it makes you racist
What's racist about the black widow joke exactly?
Game protagonist: has a dad
Zanny: their gonna die
Chill it's not a Ubisoft game
Every superhero back story
Cal kestis is actually taskmaster after he survived falling through the floor, he now downloads the moves of his enemies
@Ludimeel Sorbo I mean doesn’t everybody simp for Merrin?
Taskmaster might just be my favourite spiderman villain, then Dr doom
Not to mention how much cooler he looks in the 2014-2016 animated seriesn
@Ludimeel Sorbo Three point saber combo!
@Konrad Crear yeah I wish they added some sidequests with some references to clone wars or rebels
@Konrad Crear Play it on harder difficulty? play it again with different upgrades? play it again just because it´s an amzing game?
The writing in this game.. jesus i can't
Yo havok
Almost as bad as for honor’s story mode
The mary sue thing is pretty accurate the way this plays out
Ah yes another story ruined by forced diversity
@@veoxius6770 What kind of an agenda?
I make fun of MCU's writing all the time, but when someone else tries to imitate it, they always do it so much worse.
6:16 has to be one of the most mind-boggling, stupid moments of anything I've ever seen. Who the fuck thought this was a good idea 😂
“Recently Installed- Star Wars BF2”. There is hope...
Don’t do that, don’t give me hope
Indeed there is.
Return of the hope
where does it say that?
Grandmaster R2D2 attack of the hope
Man this whole game just feels like a really shitty self insert fanfiction
😂💯
Literally
Thing is, she’s a real character in the comics.
It’s like Lancelot being added to the Aurthurian Legends
@@pixwool Yeah, and she's written like a shitty Marvel Mary Sue in this game
You can definitely tell that people that are not fans of the characters wrote the script.
"Analyze his fight patterns"
"Fight patterns analyzed. Suggested course: discombobulate."
"Why did you hack our servers?"
"I didn't -steal- hack anything. I guessed your password."
of course that is a all caps, no number password, because tony is a genius
Security:100
Tony Stark, one of the smartest humans in the world, makes "I am Ironman" as his password.
Makes sense
How is logging in with the right password one first try considered hacking (unless it's anything like google then I understand)
@@samkul1699 Because trying to guess the right password for an account that isn't yours, is already considered attempted hacking. It doesn't matter how often you try.
"There are no accidents."
"Okay master Oogway"
That's exactly what I said!!
Haha same that was great.
Great minds think alike.
Whom?
You know what they say, probably, "everything is connected in some form, especially when we don't see it for what it truly is."
Bruh I laughed so hard 😂😂
"Ah, a boss battle. Skelator."
"Taskmaster..."
"Oh..."
Lmao
"Witness my drip mortals"
LMFAOOOOO
Zanny: "A boss Battle! Skeletor!"
Black Widow: "Taskmaster"
Zanny: "Oh"
Your going down Skeletor!!
*proceeds to call him Skeletor*
Shit had me dead when he said skeletor
Yup he sure says that… in the video… mhm… we all watched it
He does this almost every time and it's still funny to see
"Are you guys Marvel movies? Because you all look the same."
I'm dead over here my dude lol.
Joking aside. That's so inaccurate.
@@nathanieldiaz5254 bar a couple of films, it's pretty accurate.
@@joshuak5798 Give a few examples please
@@nathanieldiaz5254 Iron Man and Ant Man. they have the same plot: A multi-billionaire has unique technology and a power suit. His bald enemy, who used to work for him but was fired, tries to overtake his company and ruin him. Said enemy copies his suit technology and uses it to fight him. They also both have an after-credits scene where the sidekick looks at the suit they'll wear in the sequel.
@@dogsdreamtoo8427 Iron Man is about Tony Stark redeeming himself from his sins and all the damage his company has caused. Ant-Man is about a father who will do anything to be with his daughter again. Yeah sure the plots may be similar but they're in no way the same. Neither Obadiah Stane nor Darren Cross were fired from their companies and Iron Man's after credit scene has Nick Fury setting up the Avengers, not War Machine. Iron Man is a redemption movie while Ant-Man is a heist movie.
You see how people like you just say they're the same movies without actually paying attention?
"Now watch me perfectly dodge..."
"Ouch."
I love your editing! Hilarious!!!
The whole grapple counter exchange from 5:22 onward is comedic gold.
15:11 “Green tracks. It’s Mike Wasowski.”
*Now that is an Avengers level threat.*
"I hate when the main infantry bad guys are robots. *They’re not real, I can’t hurt their feelings!* " I think you just did.
*sad droid army noises*
Bro did he make a halo 3 reference?
Discount Sentinel program rip offs
Game: “I’ve learned a few tricks since we last met”
Zanny: “would you say your power has doubled”
At heart he is still a Star Wars stan
"Stop illegal human"
*Dude im just brown 💀*
"sweep the leg, cap"
- sun tzu
Liam Milliken art of war
This inspired me to bomb a school
@@raggispaggis2456 nice
"hulk throw rock, hulk big cock"
- Albert Einstein
I thought the addition of karate kid was pretty cool.
(Cobra Kai is the rival karate gang)
"Illegal human? Dude I'm just brown. This is America in a few years"
That was funny
it was inhuman if anyone cares
@@guhanyuvaraj531 funnier than this shitshow
Funny and uncomfortably true
@@delta2372 Not close to true. America isn’t a racist country. Actual racists are pretty hard to find. That is unless you’re one of those that calls everything racist.
@@psychicpotato1327 that's not what I meant or how I interprited the comment, I interprited it as america is actually going to be brown in a few years is how I think his comment is going to be taken
"Are these guys Marvel movies cuz they're all the same" HAHAHA
"You can't deport what you can't catch"
*Every Mexican Superhero*
Taskmaster: "I've learned a few tricks since we last met."
Zanny: "Would you say your powers have doubled?
I love this channel.
But ever since the last time they've met!
I think you mean Task Manager, clearly.
Maus Mouse ?
*Skeletor
“That’s my dad? He’s gonna die isn’t he?” That’s exactly what my first thought was when I played!
You were the chosen one
You got no father...
@@jakubgrzybek6181 nah , midiclorians are his father
I think that was all of our first thoughtd
dont you have any younglings to kill?
The UI looks like discount Destiny and the graphics are from the early PS3 era.
“Hulk beats human, Hulk beats tank, Hulk beats everything” that’s gotta be a Halo 3 reference right .
Bruce: “There are no accidents”
Zanny: “ok master oogway”
😂😂
I read this as it happend
teddy Field fckin same
i lost it when he said that
Matthew Orellana same
Someone: *"Accidently" Drops Something.*
Oogway: There Are No Accidents, This Was On Purpose, There Is No Such Thing As "An Accident".
They greatly overestimated how much people care about Kamala.
Is she the character that keeps getting rebooted?
Her comic was pretty decent from what I've seen, but this game just tried to be so politically correct, it was painful. I love Bruce Banner, Tony Stark, Cap, they're all fun. I honestly have more fun tho watching Tony and Bruce have their hardships with each other than I do watching Kamala grow into a hero. It feels very Mary Sue-like and kinda underwhelming.
@@eggy8730 Kamala in this game is just a fan fiction self insert
@@eggy8730 I tried the comics. Hated them because they weren't even slightly fun or interesting to read, like a really shitty self-insert fanfic.
Imagine this game but you’re just a custom character and you choose what power you get from the Terrigen Bomb things, you could create a new superhero just by playing a game
7:45 "Why did you hack our system" She fucking social engineered Tony Stark but the big oof is his password was HIS CATCH PHRASE
zanny is so funny cause he says what hes thinking. this game is legit a good game and i would play it so much more if the multiplayer wasnt so repetitive
The combat and general gameplay looks alright, needs some more polish and it's a shame about the dogshit campaign. But yeh, honestly, if they reworked the multiplayer and just made a better campaign, I'd probably buy it myself.
Bruh you did not just call this below mediocre game "legit a good game"
“Boo this concert sucks! Play Wonderwall!”
-everyone at an Oasis Concert
-A few at Coachella who has good taste
Oasis has literally 20 other songs better than Wonderwall
Morgoth The Real MVP you’re damn right, there are far better songs than Wonderwall and Don’t look back in anger
Let There Be Love, Stop Crying Your Heart Out, I'm Outta Time, Songbird, Supersonic.. just to get started
Champagne supernova!
"It sounds pretty big for an accident."
"There are no accidents"
"Ok, master oogway"
Lmao 😂
Zanny: "I don't like when the main infantry baddie is a robot I can't hurt their feeling."
Also Zanny in every battlefront 2 video: CLANKERS
3:16 I’m dying
Ah yes my favourite marvel villain: task manager
Objective controller
I like taskmaster :,(
@@williamkuzio5162 I've never seen him but he seems really cool
Objective overseer
Taskmaster, or middle management as he's more commonly known
Prequel Reference Sydrome is not a joke Jim. Millions of people suffer every year.
You dont suffer you thrive
The Office US Reference Syndrome is a joke, Jim. Millions of netflix users thrive every year.
He could save others, but not himself
@@PaladinHD Truer words never spoken.
@@emiliodelbozo3155 Ironic.
Watching zanny play the game was more entertaining than the actual game, change my mind
"Illegal human? I'm just Brown, this is America a few years."
I literally felt that lol
If this was accurate Tony’s first love would be “alcohol”
🤣🤣
Or “my right gauntlet” ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Big oof lmao
Or himself
@Ai'la Ashworth Tony's classic comic stories from back in the day involved alcoholism, politics and sex. They couldn't portray that so they just made him a cringey one line character lol
Comparing Taskmasker’s boss battle in this game to Spider-Man PS4’s, is hilarious.
Spider-Man is a solo story driven game.
@@LarryBonson As this game should have been
If only it was.
@@SpiderPotterFan it's fine either way just more content
@@jeremycathey326 yeah im with you on that one forsure althouth i wish there was more story focused stuff the co op missions and grinding gear adds some good times with friends
The most fun thing in this game is just smashing things as thor
5:35 I like ya cut g
"Robots aren't real I can't hurt their feelings"
Cries in clanker
Obi locking the one clanker in jail and it just going "ooooh...." is so sad.
I ORDER YOU UNDER ARREST. LICENSE AND REGISTRATION PLEASE. GUILTY OF USING THE C-WORD WITH A HARD R WITHOUT C-WORD PASS
Y'all better watch that hard "r"
Hello there
Are you referring to Clanker from Banjo kazooie? If yes, then i like to say that Clanker is not a robot, if he was then he would have mechanical parts inside him but Clanker have real flesh and organs, it's more like metal is merged with his flesh
"You can't deport what you can't catch"
-Sun Zoo
I am sad that "Rule #1, kill them before they kill you." didn't become a sun zoo quote
*Sun Tzu
@@ZAH33D you must not be part of the zan clan
Illegal Aliens have super powers to go invisible.
- Speedy Gonzalez
will we get a third part to this? Loving it and want to see what else you got for comedic value is all :)
Zanny: "Me angy no talk"
Zanny's principle: "No talking back in the halls. Detention for you. When will you learn?"
The start is like a fan fic, but instead of 1D it’s the avengers
The whole game is like that. The dialogue is so damn bad
I recommend watching the story on TH-cam, it is quite decent.
@@jeeristueo3539 it looks alright
The entire storyline is like that if you make it it through the whole thing 💀
The fuck is 1D
Zanny: Ooh what’s this, a boss battle... Skeletore
Black widow: Task master
Zanny: 👁 👄 👁
*Surprised Pikachu face*
5:03
Taskmaster:and I your move set
Zanny reminds me of if Sokka became a TH-camr and played video games for a living.
"Airbending SLICE!"
YeS LMAO
"Discount Iron Man", "Third World Iron Man" LMFAOO
Tony Stark was able to build this suit in a CAAAAAAVE! With a bunch of scraps!
Wish iron man
"Abu where are you?"
Zann: he's in Aladin
I died
Dank.
All of the Star Wars jokes where the best thing in the whole video they where so hilarious.
All I want is to play as Thor and Cap.
“We’re building an arsenal”
“Nice they’re gonna be 6th in the premier league every season” 💀💀
15th now 🤣🤣🤣
@@thekillbot500 not even on a gaming video are we safe from abuse
@@SmoothOperador haven’t seen as much hate towards Spurs then I have towards you lot, these truly are strange times
I’m probably gonna regret saying this but I’m a Man united fan
And then win the FA Cup get knocked out of the Europa League by some minows Repeat
"They're not real! I can't hurt their feelings!"
Someone please get Zanny a copy of Detroit: Become Human.
Christopher Marlowe ok.
@Christopher Marlowe AHAH YOU FOOL CONOR HAS 7 LIVES
Or witcher 3
Sim
Man, this is seriously first time im honestly laughing, i love your sense of humor and first time im subscribing anything.
The moveset download joke Zanny does is basicly Taskmaster fighting in a nutshell, exept he then uses those moves too XD
Your videos are hilarious. “Hello, Not Chris Hemsworth”. 😂
Your*
Kevlord Fixed 😅- Russ
This guy is a G!!
*Correction always been a G
Thor looks like the guy from AC Odyssey
"Ah a boss battle... Skelitor!"
Black widow:"Taskmaster... "
"oh"
I love how when he’s fighting Taskmaster he really brought up predicting your opponents’ moves
“I heard you learn your opponents’ moves *dodge* well so do I”
I was hyped for this game it had so much potential
Zanny in Marvel's Avengers: I hate that their robots i cant hurt their feelings
Zanny in any Star Wars game: Stupid Ass Clank***
Sir i’m gonna have to ask you present your C pass
@@starman6392 *runs in guilt
He always apologizes after saying C*******
😂😂😂😂😂
At least cl*nkers seem to have personalities.
Zanny: “Hard mode as always”
Me: *Wait where’s the joke?*
bro i luv ur name
🖕I agree with the guy above me
@@shapetick4096 Why the middle finger?
@@morganbeatboxerman3774 wait oh shit i meant to point above me not the middle finger
This whole video is so funny keep it up I hope your career and I hope you have an amazing rest of your week
What's funny is that the whole "download moveset" thing zanny does is basically taskmaster superpower. He just learns how you fight and then can counter it cus he knows its weaknesses.
The intro of the game is literally a wattpad story
The writer is probably an internalised tumblr girl
By ‘literally a Wattpad story’, do you mean there was already a Wattpad story out there with the same plot (in which case, link plz), or that it fits what people publish on Wattpad?
@@LiquidSandwich both probably lol
It didn’t hit me until she said that Tree line or sum heresy.
@@youokboi8556What do you mean by"wattpad"?
"Not horrible" is one of the best things I've heard about it so far
@DIAMOND ACE Dimitri, from Fire Emblem Three Houses
"I call this move, the EZ clap!" I love u Zanny!!!🤣🤣
Zanny:Is that my dad? He gonna die ain’t he?
Me:Well he’s knows about superhero backstorys
Bruh Avengers is so good that they even came to visit me at the hospital.
oh no no no nooo
😳
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Awww man you're so lucky.
Zanny would be that type of hero that does it to brag about it.
😳
?
Congrats, youre Booster Gold
An actual Intellectual He’d probably do it for the costume too.
ah deadpool minus the cancer got it
6:18 this is the reason Batman has coolest batcave password “Iron Man sucks”😂😂.
Can we all agree that Taskmaster's ability is being a gamer in an elden ring bossfight. Learns the patterns and still gets the life beaten out of them😂
Zanny: *uploads*
Me: *pauses everything* zanny making the best quality videos
Why is your fatass everywhere
U right
Zanny has such an entertaining energy to his videos. It's not even that the jokes are super funny (they are) but the general atmosphere. It feels like getting on Xbox Live after a long day of school
@I spoon hasn't been to a bf2 live I guess 😂
UR HUMOUR IS IMMACULATE XD I was laughing nonstop man..