Chiyuri: Based AF (#not biased) Mima: just getting into pc-98 or wrote too many PC-98 fics Gengetsu: a twitter artist Mugetsu: follows those twitter artists PC-98 alice: you either only know the fannon or hate how flandreised the fannon is Shingyoku: not a Monosexual Ellen: you read the source matiral Elly: BAD APPLE!! Meira: Queer AF. You hedcannon her as a homophobic lesbian A pc-98 midboss:You write WAY too much fanfiction that doesn't exist
I like Utsuho mostly for the complex layering of her character design. Somewhat subtle yatagarasu symbolism, _and she's wearing the Chernobyl Elephant's Foot?_ Color me intrigued.
"Go to the asylum, NOW." I was expecting to be called basic beyond words but I guess I'll just leave. You know how hard it is to type this in a straight-jacket?
That's actually super accurate Probably why I don't get the hype because I'm neither super new nor been in the fandom for 10+ years(getting close though, I'm going on ~7)
I've been in the fandom for 5 years, and Marisa has been one of my favorite characters for 2 years. She's a nice character, in my opinion. Her patterns are something expected, surprisingly it's also one of the characters I don't get much excitement for.
I'm still very very new to Touhou and Marisa is my favorite character so far because she has some spunk. Her banter is the most entertaining in the few games I have played so far.
I like Rumia because of how underappreciated she is by the community. Only a handful of fanworks with her in it, the only one with her as the focus being Osana Reimu, and people ignoring the fact she was the first boss of the Windows Era. The memes help, sure, but I like the Roomba because not a lot of other people do Edit to add: I feel like a majority of Koishi fans really only came about due to KKHTA, does anyone else think that?
I’d argue that part of the reason KKHTA is so popular, and possibly part of the reason why it exists in the first place, is because Koishi was already a very popular character. You could completely ignore everything in fanon and Koishi still just straight up has one of the most interesting and probably *the* most emotional plot in the series.
Being a non-touhou fan, I have recognized 4 total characters. Crystal lady 0:19 (the mascot?) Japanese Goblin 1:07 (the meme) Koishi Komeiji 2:37 (guess who found KKHTA first) Koishi’s sister? 2:28 (silly string eye 2)
Yes, that is Koishi's older sister, Satori. You can remember this because "Satori" is also their species name(weird, I know). They also have opposite color schemes; green and orange, red and blue! The Japanese Goblin's name is Suika. She's a size-shifting alcoholic, basically. (You should really get into it. It's overwhelming at first, but I got into the fandom when I was literally 9 years old so it shouldn't be too hard)
@@BinglesP I also got into the fandom at a fairly young age, and well, I have not changed that opinion. One thing I related to at the start was being very, very confused. Now I am still here and now even more of a nerd. Worth it!
I still maintain that the SSiB detractors have Mandela effect because most of the things Yorihime is disliked for are either a KKHTA thing or attributing Lunarian stereotypes to the first one they see out of Eientei. That or they're still not letting the sisters live down that bad first impression as if that's all they are.
@@Shyguymask Yorihime is a high ranking military official of what's basically the galatic 3rd Reich, and is also veteran of many wars. No doubt she's overpowered. Especially when her opponent is someone like Reimu, who canonically said by ZUN asks for rematch until she wins. Can't say the same for Toyohime though since she didn't have much role in SSiB, the Lunarians in general are always decipted as absurdly more powerful than the residents of Gensokyo, to the point where confront them directely always result in failure, as shown by Yukari in SSiB, the only way to really defeat the Lunarians (even if not directly) is to avoid confront and out-smart them. But with folks such as Okina and Hecatia running around, they may eventually be defeated.
@@ultimapower6950 Average okuu fan trying to not make a joke about nukes and explosions every 5 seconds in a interaction with another sentient being (challenge impossible)
I once got into a phase where I was obsessed with Ichirin. Like seriously, I appreciated her character and her design. I thought everything was cool of her and even maxed her out in Lostword until I got out of that meaningless phase. But seriously, Ichirin is a pretty cool character, she has Unzan at her side. She has a nice personality, I'd say she is not that overrated, it's just a not really popular and not that special character I guess.
Funnily enough my favourite nowadays is Tenshi and I'm someone that actually adores order instead. As for my Miko pfp, I also have it on Twitter, so her description is fitting.
This video is the incarnation of every competitive lobby today. One step out of their normal and they legit be like: "you are every single worst thing in this world and more."
this video is a breath of fresh air, i was expecting the same tired jokes as always, aligning with character stereotypes, but it's blunt about the pedo "allegations" and has some unexpected jokes lol
1:22 Who does not love a highly trained rabbit to kill anyone physically and psychologically? And yes, I wanted an interaction with Kasen and mima in a manga because yes
Additional things for Aki sisters: -You like autumn -You watch Philiponbread's October First/Oktoberfest video every year -You had multiple failed runs in Mountain of Faith -You rewatched Moistcritikal's old Touhou video multiple times Hina fans: -You are depressed but hopeful -You like the stage theme better than the boss theme -Ku kuru kuru kuru kuru I say this as a fan of all three.
As a Meiling fan that Has no younger sister to feel like Meiling taking care of Flan or Has no older sister to feel like she's Meiling taking care of ME: I'm literally crying
"You, too are a fucking nerd." [looks at my 180 hours 100% savefile in Explorers of Sky] [also that one time I went through two localizations of a game just to document the regional differences] yes
2:37 If you're saying there's something wrong with my head, you ain't exactly wrong. Not wrong as in I'm so batshit insane I have to go to an asylum like you're saying, but not wrong as in I have a couple of mental disabilities I'm working my way to fix lmao
0:58 its accurate 1:34 i think its getting much more accurate 2:14 A bit too much accurate don't you think 2:39 The accuracy of this is incredible 4:21 Too accurate 4:44 Holy.. It's true... 4:58 ... 5:33 It's sadly true 5:35 Bro had to expose every Rinnosuke fan like that 5:42 Amazing. The fact is, this entire video has incredible accuracy. 5:49 This is the most accurate out of all of the ones you stated.
Chiyuri: Based AF (#not biased)
Mima: just getting into pc-98 or wrote too many PC-98 fics
Gengetsu: a twitter artist
Mugetsu: follows those twitter artists
PC-98 alice: you either only know the fannon or hate how flandreised the fannon is
Shingyoku: not a Monosexual
Ellen: you read the source matiral
Elly: BAD APPLE!!
Meira: Queer AF. You hedcannon her as a homophobic lesbian
A pc-98 midboss:You write WAY too much fanfiction that doesn't exist
Yes
me as a yumemi fan:
Me, a YuugenMagan fan: I just think Biblically Accurate Angels are cool and freaky
Yuugenmagan: you have good taste
@@hopper8514 I do so thank you
i love how these all range from something simple like "you like oranges" to "YOU LIKE LITTLE GIRLS"
Hey nice Milk bag game pfp
@@SpringySpring04 thank you (●ˇ∀ˇ●)
milk chan profile detected
@@Evil_Frog yep im milk chan irl
Me with Remilia: “Yeah, so what of it- *wanna fight about it?*
Even if you don't like Suika you gotta admit that "This is bad, i'm sobering up!" is one of the greatest lines ever written
I like Suika just because of her antics
I love Suika bc when i first saw her my alcohol addiction came back after 2 years
As an Okuu fan she's my favorite because she's the only character I've ever seen to hit the perfect sweetspot of "huge nerd" and "huge dumbass"
I think Ed from _Ed Edd n' Eddy_ also fits that definition, though he basically is just a male Okuu/Koishi anyway
It's funny because I normally don't like dumb characters, but Okuu is easily my favorite.
I like to use the term "idiot savant" to describe Okuu
I like Utsuho mostly for the complex layering of her character design. Somewhat subtle yatagarasu symbolism, _and she's wearing the Chernobyl Elephant's Foot?_ Color me intrigued.
"you're here for the armpit porn not the actual game"
wtf no
* Aggressive click to marisa *
THE MOST GENUINE COMMENT ON THIS VIDEO
Or you just started playing
I'm not even a Meilling fan and that one hurts LMAO
Bruh I'm a Marisa fan and it's somewhat so relatable it hurts
me likes marisa and I'm defo not just a newbie... right?
2 years enough to get a license that isn't newbie right?
As a Yukari fan, I think I need a bigger beef than just "Get out".
You're a Yukari fan, start some beef yourself. That's what Yukari does best, right?
@@UltimaDoombotMK1 hell yeah
@@setsunemariearouetI already have beef
"Go to the asylum, NOW."
I was expecting to be called basic beyond words but I guess I'll just leave. You know how hard it is to type this in a straight-jacket?
I'm guessing the joke is that she basically doesn't exist most of the time. It'd be like having an imaginary friend be your favourite character.
@@Hijiri_MIRACHION Speaking of imaginary friends... a while ago I realized that my own imaginary friend turned out to be Koishi herself.
@@melody5296 How many times did she stab you?
@@melody5296 you must be joking, right? Lol
@@sakuchi4914 I'm not joking. I'm serious.
As a Mokou fan im currently swimming in the Denial river
if your favorite character is marisa you're either super new, a girl, or been in the fandom for like 12 years now
That's actually super accurate
Probably why I don't get the hype because I'm neither super new nor been in the fandom for 10+ years(getting close though, I'm going on ~7)
I've been in the fandom for 5 years, and Marisa has been one of my favorite characters for 2 years. She's a nice character, in my opinion. Her patterns are something expected, surprisingly it's also one of the characters I don't get much excitement for.
It's that wizard hat, it makes her so fucking cute
I am indeed new, and I sticking with her for the end of times, fuck everyone else, "expect for Kanako and Inubashir,i gargle on some burning balls."
I'm still very very new to Touhou and Marisa is my favorite character so far because she has some spunk. Her banter is the most entertaining in the few games I have played so far.
as a Yuuka fan I can confirm that i'm the letter M right now
Rin Satsuki : you LITERALLY don't exist, you're the Gaster of touhou
I guess the creepypasta meme thingy helps, not enough though.
I don't know how someone would like a practically non-existent character scrapped away from everything.
Rin Satsuki
The Between World Kirin Maiden
As a Sakuya enjoyer, I can confirm that I can only see myself from the eyes of others.
What he means is you're a Jojo fan and can't think about anything else
Trying not to make controversial video challenge (impossible)
I like Rumia because of how underappreciated she is by the community. Only a handful of fanworks with her in it, the only one with her as the focus being Osana Reimu, and people ignoring the fact she was the first boss of the Windows Era.
The memes help, sure, but I like the Roomba because not a lot of other people do
Edit to add: I feel like a majority of Koishi fans really only came about due to KKHTA, does anyone else think that?
i love rumia because she's oddly comforting to me, but god damn some of her fans are the most braindead people ever
@@notaco2hu As a Rumia fan, I can confirm I am braindead
I’d argue that part of the reason KKHTA is so popular, and possibly part of the reason why it exists in the first place, is because Koishi was already a very popular character.
You could completely ignore everything in fanon and Koishi still just straight up has one of the most interesting and probably *the* most emotional plot in the series.
@@Vgamer311 no it’s because most touhou fans are mentally ill 4channers or come from mentally ill 4channers
Unfortunately being the first boss in the Windows era is all Rumia has going for her
me a mike fan: oh lets see what he put for her
him: you want to be a maid catboy
dont do my girl like that :(
AAAHHH MICHAEL FAN
As a Meiling fan
i only can say
年长的女人很有吸引力.
嗯，我认同
we becoming chinese fr
I appreciate your neutral sounding stance on Wriggle
"You main Luigi." This guy seems to hate touhou's, but that one was funny
"You like tomboys, or you like femboys." Both actually.
We think alike
@@oofacethemilkshake806 Hell yeah, bi bros!
It’s scary how accurate they are
Fr, this is straight to the point and doesn't reach that much. Tells it like it is tbh
How the hell am I supposed to interpret the "Get out"??
Indeed, if it were a gun you could fire it in China and still got an American
@@kirimusse get out
whats an M
Masochist
@@Ayavanni Well God f*cking damn it then, in the only stuff i have seen about Touhou i can 100% say that Joon is my favorite character.
Who is last character? The shadow thing?
@@ryandelmundo4965 Chang'e
@@neroox8130 I thought it was lord tsukuyomi
As the resident Junko Stan I can say I have a very good relationship with my mother. The problem is that I'm R A C I S T.
based
^your being racist isn't a problem to _me,_ because *I'm* white.
(*smug smile*)
Being a non-touhou fan, I have recognized 4 total characters.
Crystal lady 0:19 (the mascot?)
Japanese Goblin 1:07 (the meme)
Koishi Komeiji 2:37 (guess who found KKHTA first)
Koishi’s sister? 2:28 (silly string eye 2)
The Crystal Lady is Cirno, and isn't the mascot, but is a popular character (especially in memes).
why is this so funny
"Crystal Lady" lmao
meth fairy
Yes, that is Koishi's older sister, Satori. You can remember this because "Satori" is also their species name(weird, I know). They also have opposite color schemes; green and orange, red and blue!
The Japanese Goblin's name is Suika. She's a size-shifting alcoholic, basically.
(You should really get into it. It's overwhelming at first, but I got into the fandom when I was literally 9 years old so it shouldn't be too hard)
@@BinglesP I also got into the fandom at a fairly young age, and well, I have not changed that opinion. One thing I related to at the start was being very, very confused. Now I am still here and now even more of a nerd. Worth it!
*Me, a Kasen Fan*: Well you see, it all started 500 years ago when Yukari came up with a plan to-
Bro called me gay and refused to elaborate further...
Megumu & Chimata: “You participated in oncelerization”
Momoyo: “You participated in Minecraft”
WTF is "oncelerization?"
1:10 WRONG! I like her for one reason and one reason alone.
*WRIGGLE KICK!*
>Grouping up all the PC-98
You disappoint.
Man Yuyuko needs more hugs
But you can't hug ghosts.
Flandre's got a new lease on life, she's not the fanon queen any more. Well, she still is but she actually has a proper character now.
That's what happens when you _finally_ let her out of the Scarlet Mansion basement...
As a Suwako enjoyer, I can confirm, it is the hat.
4:55 WAIT- no way right? My aunt is an artist, and yes she does remind me of her... 😅
As a Yukari fan, I will not pass up this convenient excuse to leave this fandom right now.
you forgot about the most important character
divine spirt midboss from the hit game ten desires
4:34 Should've been: "You really like that Spongebob episode about the squeaky boots"
wow, the sagume one is literally 1 to 1 accurate lmao, i find her ability really interesting and her outfits nice, i love her pose
“You just like their theme”
Man that was spot on-
I still maintain that the SSiB detractors have Mandela effect because most of the things Yorihime is disliked for are either a KKHTA thing or attributing Lunarian stereotypes to the first one they see out of Eientei. That or they're still not letting the sisters live down that bad first impression as if that's all they are.
I just don't like overpowered mary sue characters
☝️
@@Shyguymask Yorihime is a high ranking military official of what's
basically the galatic 3rd Reich, and is also veteran of many wars. No doubt she's overpowered.
Especially when her opponent is someone like Reimu, who canonically said by ZUN asks for rematch until she wins.
Can't say the same for Toyohime though since she didn't have much role in SSiB, the Lunarians in general are always decipted as absurdly more powerful than the residents of Gensokyo, to the point where confront them directely always result in failure, as shown by Yukari in SSiB, the only way to really defeat the Lunarians (even if not directly) is to avoid confront and out-smart them.
But with folks such as Okina and Hecatia running around, they may eventually be defeated.
@@MedsieLovr “confront them directly always results in failure” Say that again when I nuke them 100x over.
@@ultimapower6950 Average okuu fan trying to not make a joke about nukes and explosions every 5 seconds in a interaction with another sentient being (challenge impossible)
Ichirin: you don't exist
Me: *disappears from existence*
Wdym Ichirin fans don't exist. They keep making a million jojo jokes about the 3 of us even though it's not even the reason (main) reason we like her.
I thought Ichirin fans exist solely to ship her with Futo.
I once got into a phase where I was obsessed with Ichirin. Like seriously, I appreciated her character and her design. I thought everything was cool of her and even maxed her out in Lostword until I got out of that meaningless phase. But seriously, Ichirin is a pretty cool character, she has Unzan at her side. She has a nice personality, I'd say she is not that overrated, it's just a not really popular and not that special character I guess.
this is totally accurate and not biased at all
"I bet the cute characters are precious and have nice th-"
>Casually called a pdf-file several times
well damn
Well now I know that I’m pretty much a result of what would happen if a Utsuho fan and a Yommu fan shared a brain
severe lack of tsukasa
SHIT I FORGOT 😭😭😭
Check desc.
she did indeed slip past your radar its ok its hard to remember every touhou character
No Tsukasa is too much Tsukasa.
Funnily enough my favourite nowadays is Tenshi and I'm someone that actually adores order instead. As for my Miko pfp, I also have it on Twitter, so her description is fitting.
I am now an Edgelord NPC
0:31
3:36
Always a good combo
I'm willing to accept that diagnosis on Patchouli. My room has more space for books than for me... so...
Me a patchy fan: "a nerd on firearm don't have bullets like the one they use but gotta resort to actual bullets"
This video is the incarnation of every competitive lobby today.
One step out of their normal and they legit be like: "you are every single worst thing in this world and more."
this video is a breath of fresh air, i was expecting the same tired jokes as always, aligning with character stereotypes, but it's blunt about the pedo "allegations" and has some unexpected jokes lol
Most accurate description of Nazrin fans here, I 100% sure most of her fan is NYN fan rather Nazrin.
Eeehhhhh I guess I don't mind tired girls, I'd prefer she be well rested though because I want the best for her
True satori fans:
I love that the ''read desc'' thing is for describing more character instead of ''all of this is a joke''
1:22 Who does not love a highly trained rabbit to kill anyone physically and psychologically? And yes, I wanted an interaction with Kasen and mima in a manga because yes
Even though it's a fan work, I liked Reisen's portrayal in "The Reisen".
When you realize that Tewi is one of the oldest chars in gensokyo
the "sorry for your loss" got me lmao
"You shop at hot topic" EXACTLY!!!
“You’re motherless”
It’s funny… because it’s true. How did you know?
0:58 my brother in christ I ONLY LIKE HER LORE AND HER COLORS 😭
Additional things for Aki sisters:
-You like autumn
-You watch Philiponbread's October First/Oktoberfest video every year
-You had multiple failed runs in Mountain of Faith
-You rewatched Moistcritikal's old Touhou video multiple times
Hina fans:
-You are depressed but hopeful
-You like the stage theme better than the boss theme
-Ku kuru kuru kuru kuru
I say this as a fan of all three.
Wait moist used to play the 2hu games, Ebic!!1!1!1!!
@@notjx113 yeah he played mountain of faith one time th-cam.com/video/PfgeyA6UTDk/w-d-xo.html
Damn... you got me with Chimata. And Reisen. Besides the Once-ler, I wasn't even on the internet when all of that was happening, lol
0:13 - C'mon, It's not like we couldn't bring some individual ones to the list
As a Meiling fan that
Has no younger sister to feel like Meiling taking care of Flan
or
Has no older sister to feel like she's Meiling taking care of ME:
I'm literally crying
As an Alice fan, i agree, we watch a lot pf fanfiction but not that sickening, that's how we find good histories like grotesque land history
As a Touhou fanfic writer(I haven't released any yet but I probably will someday), I thank you for that
As a Tenshi fan, being chaotic is what makes her so intresting, even a lazy person like me feels energized just by watching her antics
"You're a Posadist"
No, I am NCDer
"You like tired girls" ok maybe i do..?
5:43 me when i read the entirety of WaHH and also knowing 20 percent of Japanese folklore
"You, too are a fucking nerd."
[looks at my 180 hours 100% savefile in Explorers of Sky]
[also that one time I went through two localizations of a game just to document the regional differences]
yes
probably your best video yet tewi and sakuya got me giggling
"You prefer the game than the manga"
fam I dont even know a touhou manga exists
2:22 not really, I just love a possessive person.
Sorry if this sounds like a down bad comment.
It's at this point that I realise that I have no idea who my favourite 2hu is.
Jokes on you I like nazrin straightly
Having Yukari as your favorite character could also mean you are just into elegant women or you just genuinely want chaos.
2:37 If you're saying there's something wrong with my head, you ain't exactly wrong. Not wrong as in I'm so batshit insane I have to go to an asylum like you're saying, but not wrong as in I have a couple of mental disabilities I'm working my way to fix lmao
As a Shion fan, I found myself really wanting to help her since she's so poor in spirit, mind, body and money... ("She's so me frfr")
0:58 its accurate
1:34 i think its getting much more accurate
2:14 A bit too much accurate don't you think
2:39 The accuracy of this is incredible
4:21 Too accurate
4:44 Holy.. It's true...
4:58 ...
5:33 It's sadly true
5:35 Bro had to expose every Rinnosuke fan like that
5:42 Amazing. The fact is, this entire video has incredible accuracy.
5:49 This is the most accurate out of all of the ones you stated.
What's that last one? I don't recognize it
@@secretminty6398chang'e aka person who everyone hates
@@IsabelElysium yucky moon goddess
Man has beef with every touhou character apparently
Kisume: I'm Flattered :)
someone else who appreciates the festering bloodthirsty abomination with a cute smile 🤝
"You want an older sister"
BRO STOP CALLING ME OUT
as a hardcore Okina fan... I'll take that as a compliment, thanks
Alternative description for Remilia: "You're based and have good taste"
Remilia über alles.
*Hey Mister intensifies*
"i'm sorry for your loss" dude 😭
Man I love Zun's older artstyle because it makes the characters so goofy
Bro hit me with the Get out+ go to the ASYLUM, damn
op looking like a fool after seiran's charming and fun story in touhou 19!!!
Jimbo fans:
I expected the Yukari one to be like the Mamizou one
It seems I'll just get in my gap and leave then
1:05 _stays_
I like all the tofus
As someone who knows nothing,
WHATS WRONG WITH YUKARI
"God damn it Yukari" moment
I'm so happy that Flandre is an actual character now, and just as cool as she was in fanon!
also Remi's is way too accurate
2:55 Byakuren is a Youkai Feminist
Haven't shopped at hot topic, will be sure to check it out tho!
I'm starting to think that I'm actually a nerd now... Can't be a coincidence
"It's the hat,is'nt it?"No.
Finally. I knew this video was inevitable.
Alt title: Touhou and Touhou fans-slander
love how i can laugh at the phed ones as i am a child
i don't want to grow up
So,i love Komachi...for the same reason of Yuyuko,it's counting too?