Why Cars is a Conceptually Bad Franchise

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  • @AJ-fd2ph
    @AJ-fd2ph 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30408

    I’m just disappointed that, in all three movies, we never saw a car wipe it’s tears with its windshield wipers.

    • @kittvskarrkr6074
      @kittvskarrkr6074 4 ปีที่แล้ว +431

      I saw that on Ted 2

    • @iROMine
      @iROMine 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2032

      Yeah but where would they come from? Window sprayers? Hmmmm... "I'm not crying, I'm just washing my windows!"

    • @omegacroc2928
      @omegacroc2928 4 ปีที่แล้ว +921

      The level of genius displayed here is unprecedented

    • @baranorak4080
      @baranorak4080 4 ปีที่แล้ว +357

      @Ruby Taylor that quote would actually work really well if they were to do that though...

    • @loveyou5631
      @loveyou5631 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@kittvskarrkr6074oh my god??$?$?$??

  • @weaslelysherbeard6485
    @weaslelysherbeard6485 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15184

    In 10 years people will be talking about how horrifying the live action remake of cars looked.

    • @MegaEXD
      @MegaEXD 4 ปีที่แล้ว +502

      I'll be Prepared

    • @blurob1326
      @blurob1326 4 ปีที่แล้ว +313

      oh no

    • @Gagemcninja
      @Gagemcninja 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      th-cam.com/video/PHCFDJdWJpw/w-d-xo.html

    • @weaslelysherbeard6485
      @weaslelysherbeard6485 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Gagemcninja 🚗🚙🚐🚚🛴🛺🚖🚜🚑🚒🚓🚛🚜🛵🏍🚘🚎🚌🚙🚕🚔🚘🚍👁👄👁

    • @themolasser9110
      @themolasser9110 4 ปีที่แล้ว +117

      go ahead and r/whooosh me
      Cars is already sorta "live action". Animation is realistic and there's no real living animals, soooooo

  • @TheIcyWizard705
    @TheIcyWizard705 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22365

    I think this entire franchise was built upon the idea of "hey the front grill of a lot of cars kind of look like faces"

    • @plateofspaghetti5029
      @plateofspaghetti5029 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1493

      I think this quite often actually lol they either look like they're smiling or really pissed off

    • @mslone6094
      @mslone6094 4 ปีที่แล้ว +832

      Fun fact : Cars are actually designed that way for some reason. I think the guy making the concept of how a car would look was smokin' something.

    • @arutezza
      @arutezza 4 ปีที่แล้ว +411

      Arent the headlights supposed to be eyes

    • @trisle2764
      @trisle2764 4 ปีที่แล้ว +321

      @@arutezza yeah but that would be too weird looking for a kids movie

    • @arutezza
      @arutezza 4 ปีที่แล้ว +141

      @@trisle2764 i mean pop up headlights already look a lot like eyes

  • @xweert711
    @xweert711 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2793

    3:00
    I'm sorry, but, this is objectively false. A vast majority of environments and stories being told in the Cars universe relates to both American and Automotive history, especially in regards to things like NASCAR, as American Automotives are a very rich culture that has a long history behind it. Radiator Springs for example is directly inspired by actual dying cities and routes from Route 66, the Piston Cup is a parallel to Grand Prix trophies, a large amount of cars are even voiced by racing or driving legends, and more. Obviously you could tell these stories with humans driving cars, but why not make it with sentient cars? That's just a lot funner and creative as it's very interesting to bring to life the various personalities of automobiles, like how Sally is a Porsche, despite originally being planned on being a Mustang, due to the fact that Porsches are a lot more feminine. Even little things like making tractors cattle is really interesting and creative. There isn't a point to overthinking it.
    by that, I mean, Car lovers tend to imprint personalities onto their vehicles, based on their condition, age, etc., in the same way that a child would imprint personalities onto their toys, so it makes sense to a certain degree as to why they would tell very human stories with anthromorphic cars; it's basically a romanticized story of what would happen if a car lover's cars actually were sentient, and the personalities we imprinted onto them became their actual living personalities. A way you could look at it is that it's effectively a human story of the driver's ambitions, told from the perspective of their cars. They obviously don't have to literally BE Cars, but if you think the franchise is bad for that reason, then you are missing the point of it, and the creativity factor of the franchise would be exceptionally dull if it wasn't using anthromorphic cars.
    Ironically, your mentality of "them being sentient cars has to actually be relevant to the plot" is something that lead to Cars 2, which is easily the worst movie in the franchise by a very large margin, by making various plot points explicitly depend on them being Cars. Even you attest to this.
    In Cars 3, keeping what I said in mind about it being a theoretical driver's ambitions told from the perspective of the Cars themselves, Lightning McQueen is getting old because he's an old NASCAR model. He isn't literally an old man; he is, instead, an outdated model being replaced by far more advanced technology than him. This is exactly what happened to Doc previously. This plot point is very clearly presented, I'm genuinely not sure why you missed that.
    Doc died because, in reality, even Cars stop working after a while. Doc was a 70 year old Hudson Hornet. There is only 19 Hudson Hornets left in real life due to the reality of automotives aging and deteriorating, and those 19 Hudson Hornets are requiring constant heavy maintenance to stay running. It really isn't a stretch to assume Doc simply succumbed to age and lack of maintenance considering they chose to live in the Desert for their last couple of decades.
    I think the real shortcoming is that there is far fewer passionate car lovers than toy lovers and such, especially with young people. These movies were made for car lovers who are passionate about cars and want to see their beloved hobby and inanimate objects they care about be brought to life. But, because of this, it kinda failed to find it's target audience since it was a Pixar film marketed towards kids. Cars 2 tried to address those two issues by both being explicitly made for kids and also directly tying the fact that they are cars into the plot, which sounded good on paper, but it ultimately fell completely flat by alienating it's existing fanbase, and Cars 3 was made to properly provide a send-off to the people who "got" it and really latched onto the movies. Even the characters themselves are testaments to Automotive History and every car brand was very deliberately picked, because every car in the movie needed to have a very rich and deep history behind it.
    I personally have a passionate fondness for vehicles. So Cars really stood out to me as an incredibly creative idea that brought beloved vehicles to life and showcased their history and what kind of personalities they would have if their drivers had their personalities imprinted into them. Of course it leads to all the funny hypothetical questions like "Where did all the humans go", "Why are these cities made for cars", etc., but if you ask that question seriously, and criticize the film for it, then you have missed the point of why it's the way that it is, y'know?

    • @funnyhappystudios
      @funnyhappystudios 2 ปีที่แล้ว +364

      Dude… Thank you. 🙏

    • @FearlessLeader2001
      @FearlessLeader2001 2 ปีที่แล้ว +357

      You absolute fucking legend. I couldn't have put it better if I had an entire year to write it lol

    • @GMOPsyche
      @GMOPsyche 2 ปีที่แล้ว +291

      Great analysis! I usually really like Schaff but this video was a massive L on him

    • @lui__v
      @lui__v 2 ปีที่แล้ว +99

      Thank you for saying what all of us feel. Glad I wasn’t the only one who thought this video was off

    • @randomstuff508
      @randomstuff508 2 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      A+ comment

  • @baloproductions
    @baloproductions 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3509

    The good dinosaur should've gotten the wall e treatment, little to no dialogue, just a human boy and a young dinosaur finding out they aren't that different

    • @smartyloli9377
      @smartyloli9377 4 ปีที่แล้ว +220

      That would have made it way better!

    • @agirlwithdreams15
      @agirlwithdreams15 4 ปีที่แล้ว +230

      That's honestly what I thought the film was going to be

    • @kieranstark7213
      @kieranstark7213 4 ปีที่แล้ว +97

      *The Good Dinosaur (actual version) score*
      Animation: 6 (while the backgrounds are not my absolute favourites, they still got the job done to be the closest thing to making TGD feel like a Pixar film with the power of modern CGI to make it look believable. If only the character designs, even if they were stylized which is fitting for a Pixar film, matched the photorealism of the film’s atmosphere)
      Story: 3 (to give it credit where credit is due, at least Arlo and Spot shared a touching bond... which could’ve been more if the movie were less disappointing)
      Characters: 4 (the only ones I really did like were the tyrannosauruses, but if only they had more screen time)
      *5/10 (it’s not the worst Pixar film, but it’s close)*

    • @KazuhaEien
      @KazuhaEien 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Oooh that would've been better. I don't hate it as much as other people do but still

    • @WingedFish66
      @WingedFish66 3 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      The scene where Spot explains what happened to his family and Arlo responds in kind about his father, all with little dialogue, was a tiny glimpse into what could've been

  • @TheMacroShow
    @TheMacroShow 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5651

    That NordVPN plug was smooth
    Just like the street that Lightning McQueen paved in Cars 1 🚘

    • @stephenlaraway
      @stephenlaraway 5 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Macro why you so cool

    • @mihirvedanti6470
      @mihirvedanti6470 5 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Macro why you watching this vid.
      Ya noob

    • @dillonkoester5530
      @dillonkoester5530 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      And they said infinity war was the greatest crossover

    • @java1.130
      @java1.130 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Lmao

    • @one_thin_boi1826
      @one_thin_boi1826 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Wow.Guess my and Macro's taste are similiar.

  • @MrJoStar
    @MrJoStar 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4489

    They should have called Cars 2 "Mater: A Car's Story" and Cars 3 "Cars 2"

    • @seamusmckeon9109
      @seamusmckeon9109 5 ปีที่แล้ว +253

      Cars 2 could be a good spin off.

    • @happyhydralisk6885
      @happyhydralisk6885 5 ปีที่แล้ว +137

      Mater: A car wars story

    • @benjaminhazell9417
      @benjaminhazell9417 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Iokepa Gyarados cars 3 was actually kind of decent though

    • @kieranstark7213
      @kieranstark7213 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Or how about "Cars 2: Mater's Big Adventure"!! XD

    • @ok_uh_eli_i_guess376
      @ok_uh_eli_i_guess376 5 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Cars 2 is a good spy movie, just a bad movie movie.

  • @lovefromwonderland
    @lovefromwonderland ปีที่แล้ว +646

    I like how Schaff is just detailing why the Cars franchise is nonsensical and pointless and everyone’s just like, “Well… I liked it!”

    • @catpurrito5586
      @catpurrito5586 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      I dont 🗿

    • @blackcat2333
      @blackcat2333 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      i did enjoy the first movie (never watched the other two) when i was younger but i acknowldege the franchises is not that good

    • @tomascoelho5562
      @tomascoelho5562 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      no one who enjoys the cars franchise thinks the worldbuilding is great lol, believe it or not, but people can enjoy a story without thinking too much of the complex world around it

    • @staringcorgi6475
      @staringcorgi6475 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Exactly people not using reason and using nostalgia just like fans of disney’s dinosaur

    • @staringcorgi6475
      @staringcorgi6475 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@tomascoelho5562 but cars 3 asks us to think about stuff like how is lighting mcqueen old which requires knowledge of motorsports which most kids don’t care about

  • @DepravedCoTApologist
    @DepravedCoTApologist 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4754

    When there's no "That was his mistake" joke in the video
    *THAT MISTAKE WAS HIS*

    • @NinjaPickle
      @NinjaPickle 5 ปีที่แล้ว +242

      HIS MISTAKE WAS THAT

    • @ivanrivera3293
      @ivanrivera3293 5 ปีที่แล้ว +221

      *_M I S T A K E H I S T H A T W A S_*

    • @MustraOrdo
      @MustraOrdo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +152

      *WAS HIS MISTAKE THAT*

    • @frostedwyrm7321
      @frostedwyrm7321 5 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      I thought he would say it after saying “it’s not the worst movie ever “

    • @Crispeaks
      @Crispeaks 5 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      MISTAKE THAT HIS WAS

  • @Up10tionslay
    @Up10tionslay 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11423

    I want a Cars prequel, where we see cars become sentient and slowly kill off all humans and take over the world.

  • @Justin-Hill-1987
    @Justin-Hill-1987 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5500

    In the Cars universe, "NordVPN" would be called "FordVPN."

    • @tristanjohnson9462
      @tristanjohnson9462 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Justin Hill whhyyy

    • @brgan557
      @brgan557 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Surprisingly they haven't made that a joke for now until they make a 4th one of course

    • @nickv.3573
      @nickv.3573 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@brgan557 am i the only one who has a memory of watching cars 3 way before 2017 and was surprised cars 3 was cars 4 when it came out.

    • @jenniferamon40
      @jenniferamon40 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Jesus Chrysler.

    • @alendadochick2535
      @alendadochick2535 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Imagine viking cars

  • @Tuxlion
    @Tuxlion ปีที่แล้ว +976

    Cars 1 could be argued as having a car theme. 2 was just a thrill for kids with little to no plot. 3 was missed opportunities and pain

    • @redrox3312
      @redrox3312 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      to be fair 3 was in a rough spot after 2 so it actually would have been a miracle if the story was impactful in the first place

    • @justacrittic1578
      @justacrittic1578 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      Exactly, Cars' concept isn't necessarily about cars, it's about a race driver learning to overcome his ego. Automobiles is a theming that simplifies the movie's concept and makes it more distinct.
      The second film was weird because it was trying to make a spy movie around the theme of cars.

    • @5usp3c7
      @5usp3c7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Elaborate on the third point. I don't agree and I wanna hear how you think it's missed opportunity.

    • @Tuxlion
      @Tuxlion ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@5usp3c7 a lot of the deleted scenes are a good start, they help flesh out Cruz and change the ending in a unique way.

    • @Rudyismixed_.
      @Rudyismixed_. ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Cars 1 was a masterpiece, the others were complete garbage

  • @doodoofard69
    @doodoofard69 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3848

    In McQueen's defence, he was becoming outdated, and thus, getting old. The film plot already says that he can't keep up with the other racers who are fresher, more updated and better performing.

    • @jacklyynch
      @jacklyynch 3 ปีที่แล้ว +275

      That's why the argument of cars dying doesn't make sense. In the real world cars get older, slower and eventually break down

    • @HadHadHad-A
      @HadHadHad-A 3 ปีที่แล้ว +304

      How are these cars born? Or made? I love cars but cars leavs you with more questions than anything else and it shouldn't even be that deep of a movie. XD

    • @crowthewicked8344
      @crowthewicked8344 3 ปีที่แล้ว +169

      @@HadHadHad-A I think something like Robots? Where parents order a baby from an autoshop, adopt, then as they grow older they get upgrades and new parts.

    • @alphie333
      @alphie333 3 ปีที่แล้ว +140

      @@crowthewicked8344 because “making the baby is the fun part” is an underrated line in animated movie history. And yeah that’s always how I assumed car babies are made

    • @Martiszz
      @Martiszz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      @@jacklyynch I don't think it neeeds an explanation, it's a concept that made my childhood, but making it realistic would kill it completly.

  • @stephenwhite8270
    @stephenwhite8270 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4687

    Can’t believe you didn’t call it ‘give us the shrek 4 review’
    Unsubscribed

    • @kylepark6730
      @kylepark6730 5 ปีที่แล้ว +95

      He posted Cring.Lirerally Unwatchable.

    • @ShrekReacts
      @ShrekReacts 5 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      I,myself are not thrilled.

    • @stan4234
      @stan4234 5 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      I agree, he is testing our patience

    • @nathaniellugo3435
      @nathaniellugo3435 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Damn it you beat me to it

    • @georgehiscott700
      @georgehiscott700 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      It's sad :(

  • @lew1595
    @lew1595 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2915

    Cars 1: good film
    Fans: what happens now
    Disney: jAmEs BoNd

    • @Stickyz
      @Stickyz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Ok Warden

    • @perrytheplatypus4620
      @perrytheplatypus4620 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Cars 1: mediorce film.

    • @glctcthnkr8059
      @glctcthnkr8059 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      Gabriel 2020 because cars just isn’t as good as the other Pixar films. The storyline is generic, the characters are pretty forgettable, and the soundtrack is meh. It isn’t a bad movie at all but it can’t possibly compare to movies like toy story, the incredibles, ratatouille, wall-E, Up, and even monsters inc

    • @perrytheplatypus4620
      @perrytheplatypus4620 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Glctc Thnkr Yeah. I explained basically the same but a YT robot deleted my comment.

    • @panopco
      @panopco 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@glctcthnkr8059 Minecraft: Lost Hero is better than this movies. But Cars 1 is great

  • @metademetra
    @metademetra 2 ปีที่แล้ว +109

    The thing about these movies is very clearly the writers didn't expect anyone older than ten to take a deeper look at them. Because if they did, they would have needed to consider that the locations all being 1:1 to real locations suggests that history is relatively unchanged. Meaning that there very well could have been a car Holocaust, a car Cold War, and a car 9/11.

    • @staringcorgi6475
      @staringcorgi6475 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      How come other pixar films were written intelligently

    • @sukriti7213
      @sukriti7213 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      I shit you not, in the spinoff movie Planes, there's literally a character who's a World War II veteran. They even show a flashback of him being a soldier during WWII.
      So yeah, Car Hitler probably existed. Now I wonder what type of Car he was.

    • @Man77772
      @Man77772 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      @@sukriti7213probably a Volkswagen

    • @williamshaikespire69
      @williamshaikespire69 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@sukriti7213 Probaly a Volkswagen or Mercedes

    • @liana8176
      @liana8176 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      The existence of the pope mobile implies that Catholicism exists in the Cars universe, which implies that there was a car Jesus who died on the cross for our vehicular sins.

  • @malaizze
    @malaizze 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4796

    *Cars 4*
    A brilliant inventor creates a new transportation method: The Human. The Human is a giant nude person that crawls across the ground quickly. Hundreds of cars can enter a human through the mouth and are stored throughout it's body. It uses its massive size and ability to climb around and over obstacles to become the new hot transport method. Thousands of humans are constructed. They crawl across the world. There is no plot. It is just absolutely fucking horrifying.
    *Thank you for coming to my TED Talk.*
    Edit: *ć̶̫̓ ̵͇̫͒a̷̟̎͝ ̶̡̡͌r̶̛̥̅ ̵̩͔͘s̴̺̩͛̂*

    • @RyanTosh
      @RyanTosh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +517

      This is beyond words. I have no way to express the feeling, which is somewhere between happiness and a slow painful death. This is the most underrated comment of the 21st century.

    • @joacotaco4772
      @joacotaco4772 4 ปีที่แล้ว +106

      Oh my god

    • @Sigismund697
      @Sigismund697 4 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      You monster

    • @pjusttheletterpreally.noth2995
      @pjusttheletterpreally.noth2995 4 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      ......................... I have no comment on this.........

    • @hell_brutus5
      @hell_brutus5 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      teacup salamander I need this

  • @_honkbonk_
    @_honkbonk_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4365

    Meanings behind the Cars movies:
    Cars 1: Slow down. Enjoy the simple things in life.
    Cars 2: *absolutely nothing*
    Cars 3: Accept to be yourself and acknowledge times are changing

    • @darthhauler9947
      @darthhauler9947 4 ปีที่แล้ว +465

      I always thought Cars 2 was saying we all have our uses. Mater figured out the real villain when most people, even McQueen, thought he was a dumb hick.

    • @thedon4865
      @thedon4865 4 ปีที่แล้ว +112

      Cars 2:I LOVE KILLING I LOVE MUDER!

    • @monkydance2880
      @monkydance2880 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Warband Seven İnsan yea its haha i am spy i kill people

    • @Feeshyenjoyer
      @Feeshyenjoyer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      Cars 2 : COCAINE IS EXTREMELY FUN !!!!

    • @garolys7022
      @garolys7022 4 ปีที่แล้ว +93

      Cars 2: Anyone can be a hero, no matter who you are

  • @FragglevisionReturns
    @FragglevisionReturns 5 ปีที่แล้ว +803

    Fact: Cars 3 had a deleted flashback scene where Lightning and Doc were having a race when Doc started to collapse and die. It was deleted because it was too sad.
    Edit: Thx for the likes 💚

  • @edbob6463
    @edbob6463 2 ปีที่แล้ว +234

    The concept of a demolition derby in a world of sentient cars feels like an underground bloodsport

    • @princeCustos324
      @princeCustos324 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      The first rule of Fast Club

    • @matthewmitchell3457
      @matthewmitchell3457 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      I know, but what's even worse, in the series Cars on the Road they have a monster truck. Do we even need to imagine how messed up that would be if we had an equivalent of a monster truck event in our world? (Well, okay, we do have an equivalent in our world, and it's called... a monster truck event, but you know what I mean. If we had a more exact 1-to-1 representation of what a monster truck event would be like in the Cars universe. Trucks roaring through a morgue, limbs and guts... Never mind.)

    • @purpleapple4052
      @purpleapple4052 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@matthewmitchell3457 I suppose the human equivalent would be some fucked up Olympics where all enhancing/doping drugs and even body modifications are allowed and encouraged

    • @knightwing5169
      @knightwing5169 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Demolition derbies and monster truck events are the Cars universe equivalent of what happened in Roman Colosseums in our world.

    • @jimmy_os
      @jimmy_os 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@matthewmitchell3457 Monster trucks aren’t new, they’ve been in the movies since the first one

  • @trandossian5640
    @trandossian5640 5 ปีที่แล้ว +729

    8:34
    "It doesn't have any quotable meme phrases!"
    the movie: "Am I a speed to you?"

  • @funnyhappystudios
    @funnyhappystudios 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2994

    The comment section:
    Cars is great: 1%
    Cars is bad: 1%
    Shrek 4: 98%

    • @nicoleberrios4366
      @nicoleberrios4366 5 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      Shrek4 50 %
      THAT WAS HIS MISTAKE 48%

    • @KhayJayArt
      @KhayJayArt 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Seriously, you guys have an obsession with Shrek. I'm very concerned.

    • @funnyhappystudios
      @funnyhappystudios 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@nicoleberrios4366 What about the 2%

    • @vincentgierie9444
      @vincentgierie9444 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Funny Happy Studios amen brother

    • @ewwpoorpeople5684
      @ewwpoorpeople5684 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Me: Shrek five

  • @funnyhappystudios
    @funnyhappystudios 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2671

    "Talks about Cars"
    *DOESN'T MENTION PLANES*

    • @vcsa681
      @vcsa681 5 ปีที่แล้ว +436

      Planes is even worst than cars 2
      It's about a plane who has fear of heights
      Why we don't make a movie about a boat afraid of water?

    • @kaylaisnothere4397
      @kaylaisnothere4397 5 ปีที่แล้ว +146

      Planes would have worked so much better as a Video Brinquedo ripoff, and I truly mean that. The story was just so abysmal that I still have trouble recognizing it as actual Disney media.

    • @laurengibbs6940
      @laurengibbs6940 5 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      I would pay to watch the boat movie tbh.

    • @Igorcastrochucre
      @Igorcastrochucre 5 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      The less said about Planes, the better.

    • @LowIntSpecimen
      @LowIntSpecimen 5 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      what about a car afraid of the ground so hes a nervous wreck

  • @Christopherbellfan203
    @Christopherbellfan203 2 ปีที่แล้ว +316

    The unlucky tug actually brought up some good points in his big retrospective of these movies, like how cars 3 gives an actual purpose to them being cars, and how cars 2 is the reason why the world is confusing. It’s a good watch, I recommend it. I’m not saying it’ll change your mind about these movies, but it does answer some questions about these movies.

    • @Nic_2751
      @Nic_2751 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Yes yes excellent counter argument, both sides have great points but I do think Tug made a MUCH better discussion on Cars as a franchise

    • @monkeman9834
      @monkeman9834 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I agree Especially Since He Actually Brings A Point For Cars 1 He Said It's Much More Creative With Cars Then Humans

    • @pirate_cove_man
      @pirate_cove_man 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      ​@@monkeman9834exactly. The whole point of the animation medium is to be more creative, more quirky, more abstract, etc. If you make every character a generic human being, that completely defeats the purpose, and you may as well have made it live action. It would've genuinely made the story more boring

    • @margogoralski6294
      @margogoralski6294 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@Nic_2751 Agreed

  • @joyconboy8944
    @joyconboy8944 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5424

    Schaffrillas: "why cars is a conceptually bad franchise"
    My inner 6 year old self: how dare you?

    • @CDCobermai
      @CDCobermai 4 ปีที่แล้ว +169

      I relate to this so much

    • @red_1455
      @red_1455 4 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      Although lightning can be a savage unrest or character , throw francise is nostalgic. I like his savage personality

    • @umbreonhaunts101
      @umbreonhaunts101 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Same dude

    • @replytomeifyouregay.415
      @replytomeifyouregay.415 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Cars is not bad you liers 😡😡😡

    • @red_1455
      @red_1455 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Olive Oil I remember watching shark tales I had the dvd. Personally didn’t like it. Though it was a part of my childhood and I know it’s nostalgic to people

  • @sonyabrennan601
    @sonyabrennan601 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2376

    "Cars 3 was the good one, right?"
    Gets ad about pain killers.
    How appropriate

    • @hyphema
      @hyphema 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Nice

    • @eazyone83
      @eazyone83 5 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      I got the ip vanish ad instead

    • @ttiefruitie581
      @ttiefruitie581 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@eazyone83 same

    • @Larkinnz
      @Larkinnz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Sonya Brennan I got an ad about drink driving......

    • @theFakeRed
      @theFakeRed 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I got an ad about hot pepperoni pizza from dominos

  • @anonymousduck8081
    @anonymousduck8081 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1979

    No no no, this was supposed to be called "Give us the Shrek 4 review"

  • @campeãodomundo2137
    @campeãodomundo2137 2 ปีที่แล้ว +189

    "Why are they cars?"
    Because humans are boring and it's fucking cool
    "None of the themes are car related"
    I guess car racing doesn't exist then

    • @chrysoz9031
      @chrysoz9031 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Car races are done by humans 🤦🏾‍♀️ there’s no reason for them to be cars because a story about car racing could be done with humans, see turbo

    • @chrysoz9031
      @chrysoz9031 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Like did you watch the video, he literally says this?

    • @chrysoz9031
      @chrysoz9031 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Also by themes he means stuff like a feeling of inadequacy and growing old

    • @themolasser9110
      @themolasser9110 2 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      @@chrysoz9031 them being cars is objectively more interesting than them being just humans

    • @rileysearle371
      @rileysearle371 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@themolasser9110 but why though

  • @mushroom_gal490
    @mushroom_gal490 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1129

    Honestly, the way I’ve always thought about it is that cars are appealing to kids. If Cars was made with humans, I think kids would be less interested, and this is important for more reasons than just money. I learned a lot from this movie as a kid about pride, not judging others, and living your life for more than just personal gain. If it was humans, I would have gotten bored and not cared when I was younger. So while being cars is far from integral to the plot, and this movie is far from like a masterpiece, that always counted for something to me

    • @Narukagami91
      @Narukagami91 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      D

    • @pheniellanz5271
      @pheniellanz5271 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      respect

    • @WumpyDumpy
      @WumpyDumpy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      I can confirm this theory because i can say that i was the biggest cars fan you could ever hear about when i was young

    • @whitneyg3141
      @whitneyg3141 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      that is correct sir

    • @zaidanhakim1072
      @zaidanhakim1072 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      well said

  • @Kimko317
    @Kimko317 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3259

    intellectuals: explaining what makes Cars work and not work
    me: haha red car go vroom vroom

    • @Leonin0
      @Leonin0 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Lol

    • @sheko1515
      @sheko1515 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Exactly this guy doesn't get it

    • @Yougotcaged102
      @Yougotcaged102 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@sheko1515 He's got alot more points then just that it's universe dosen't make sense and though I love Cars he's got a point
      Plus it's his opinion, trust me he knows what "unironic enjoyment" is

    • @aboudshalash1892
      @aboudshalash1892 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@Yougotcaged102 There joking tho.

    • @olly6415
      @olly6415 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@Yougotcaged102 chiilll duude it's called sarcasm

  • @garrettmarzo7858
    @garrettmarzo7858 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1426

    His voice said "Ka-chow"
    But his heart said"End me now"

  • @mnvr-pd6wz
    @mnvr-pd6wz 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +24

    I watched the Cars franchise last month and it was far better than I expected it to be. You say that there’s no emotional moments but when he’s starts “fading fast” in Cars 3, it was a feeling of sadness that all sports fans have felt. Last year I watched Cristiano Ronaldo, a soccer icon for 20 years, play for Manchester United and he was so bad it was genuinely uncomfortable to watch. There’s nothing worse than that as a sports fan and that Cars 3 scene demonstrated it perfectly. That scene is used constantly on twitter too whenever a player has gotten too old.

    • @akashgurung2308
      @akashgurung2308 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Let's not forget doc Hudson's origin as a whole and radiator springs and how it died off. Lightning giving up the win so he could help strip weathers finish his last race was wholesome as hell

  • @verydom
    @verydom 5 ปีที่แล้ว +490

    Ok i need to give you props, that sponsorship was probably the most natural and not forced one ive ever seen

    • @CuttyDFlam
      @CuttyDFlam 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      ikr, this is so much more enjoyable !

    • @sinistrecigogne
      @sinistrecigogne 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Surprising considering it's NordVPN. That shit is everywhere.

    • @yakov9903
      @yakov9903 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It seems you've missed Alpharad's Dunkin' plug.

    • @CuttyDFlam
      @CuttyDFlam 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@yakov9903 yes that one was great also

    • @harmva
      @harmva 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      very dom you just haven’t watched any Linus Tech Tips videos that dude’s got a ton of those

  • @PatheticApathetic
    @PatheticApathetic 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1598

    “How do cars age and die?”
    Are you serious? Have you never actually heard of a car before this?

    • @ZGURemixer
      @ZGURemixer 2 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      This.

    • @rommix0
      @rommix0 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      They age by humans using them. They don't age by themselves.

    • @PatheticApathetic
      @PatheticApathetic 2 ปีที่แล้ว +259

      @@rommix0 they… They drive around on their own. Parts break down. Metal rusts

    • @xephyre6955
      @xephyre6955 2 ปีที่แล้ว +155

      @@rommix0 These cars are literally using themselves. Of course its gonna be worn down. Even a stone on mountain will still break down.

    • @JETZcorp
      @JETZcorp 2 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      @@rommix0 Cars age faster when they're not used. Just the same way that a person who sits and does nothing will grow fat and their body decays. A car that sits without being driven experiences more rust and corrosion, gets eaten by miss and bugs and rodents, rubber parts decay, fluids separate and deteriorate, etc. Cars suffer from neglect more than all but the most outrageous abuse. Not unlike a child.

  • @ShinyGBZ
    @ShinyGBZ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1396

    When Schaff doesn't actually name the video "Give us the Shrek 4 review" 😡

  • @jaelie8398
    @jaelie8398 ปีที่แล้ว +97

    For those unaware he was in a car accident this morning. Two of his buddies died and James is in crit

    • @sebastianb.3978
      @sebastianb.3978 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Apparently James has woken up and is no longer in critical condition, but his brother and his friend didn't make it...

    • @reidsgaming9731
      @reidsgaming9731 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      This is really sad and I hope the James can get better

    • @reidsgaming9731
      @reidsgaming9731 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@BenJPics9925 wdym?

    • @optiTHOMAS
      @optiTHOMAS ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Wait for real? Bruh.

  • @callumsparrow4379
    @callumsparrow4379 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1903

    Friendly reminder that Car Hitler is canonically an actual thing in the Cars Universe.

    • @jjclaxton1652
      @jjclaxton1652 5 ปีที่แล้ว +162

      Callum Sparrow and don’t forget a Car Kevin Spacey

    • @ViceAdmiralHoratioNeIson
      @ViceAdmiralHoratioNeIson 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @@PeruvianPotato I think you mean Carsacks

    • @PeruvianPotato
      @PeruvianPotato 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@ViceAdmiralHoratioNeIson thx

    • @SatansFire
      @SatansFire 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Wait what how

    • @hobowizard3124
      @hobowizard3124 5 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      IMO Car Hitler would be a old vw beetle

  • @hyperdimensionbliss
    @hyperdimensionbliss 5 ปีที่แล้ว +975

    "Toyr R Us- ooh, too soon."
    Joke's on you, we still have Toys R Us in Canada.

    • @reaperandgrim
      @reaperandgrim 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      How!?

    • @hyperdimensionbliss
      @hyperdimensionbliss 5 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      @@reaperandgrim According to Wikipedia, the Canadian branch was sold to a third-party who's kept it going.

    • @reaperandgrim
      @reaperandgrim 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@hyperdimensionbliss at least they are not ALL gone

    • @jbatic8094
      @jbatic8094 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Guess I'm going to Canada

    • @very_clever_name1636
      @very_clever_name1636 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I saw one on my trip to Canada a few weeks ago. It was coooooooooooool

  • @lxverdant1837
    @lxverdant1837 5 ปีที่แล้ว +527

    How to start a conversation with a girl:
    -1. Hi there!-
    2. *Kachow*

  • @BranakinSkywalker
    @BranakinSkywalker ปีที่แล้ว +52

    In defense of Cars, this is a universe where:
    * Toys come to life with no explanation
    * Bugs have their own utopia
    * Monsters portal jump/time travel to collect screams to power their world
    * Fish can swim all across the ocean and survive, have real estate, have short-term memory loss, male clown fish don’t turn female after their wives die, and fish can apparently drive trucks
    * Superheroes have powers with no explanation on where they got them and how they are able to pass them on to their offsprings
    * Rats know how to cook
    * Humans have polluted Earth causing them to leave and be brainwashed by artificial intelligence (that’s likely to happen)
    * An old man is able to lift his house off the ground with balloons which is impossible in every way, they never explain the process and how he set it all up in one night, and that overall creates such a big plot hole in the movie itself because he somehow has the money to pull off a stunt like that so he would’ve had enough money to go to Paradise Falls, and regardless he doesn’t have enough balloons to lift his house anyway
    * There’s magic and spells in Scotland
    * The voices in your head are apparently their own sentient beings
    * Humans are living during the age of the dinosaurs which never happened
    * A boy enters the world of the dead by playing a guitar
    * Technology exists in a medieval, fantasy world
    * The idea behind your personality is through mentoring from a past soul, your soul can transfer into animals, you can have a pulse when you’re dead apparently, and the very first souls never got mentoring
    * Sea monsters can turn into humans with no explanation
    * A girl turns into a panda due to a family curse
    * Traveling at light speed can result in two different timelines
    All of this, but you need an explanation on talking cars?

    • @inaneinacheve
      @inaneinacheve ปีที่แล้ว +1

      But they're not the same universe tho, that's just a fan theory

    • @staringcorgi6475
      @staringcorgi6475 ปีที่แล้ว

      Superpowers from the incredibles could’ve easily been genetic mutations

    • @BendyBoiii
      @BendyBoiii 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Can't forget now there's talking elements who can date each other

    • @kinglycrimson
      @kinglycrimson 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      What are the last 5 besides Luca and turning red?

    • @chiangkai-shrek1575
      @chiangkai-shrek1575 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Idk if you're joking but holy shit this comment feels like it was written by someone who didn't watch the video.

  • @lalehiandeity1649
    @lalehiandeity1649 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3820

    Schaffrillas doesn’t seem to realize that real life cars do, in fact, age and break down and eventually die.

    • @deadaccount8054
      @deadaccount8054 3 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      No, I'm pretty sure cars aren't alive.

    • @LandonSankey
      @LandonSankey 3 ปีที่แล้ว +388

      @@deadaccount8054 As a machine.

    • @thomaspanditfan2435
      @thomaspanditfan2435 3 ปีที่แล้ว +235

      @@deadaccount8054 cars are alive if you are a car guy

    • @mfirdanhb
      @mfirdanhb 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@deadaccount8054 well not literally but they do 3 words of those happens to cars

    • @rubub8455
      @rubub8455 3 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      @@deadaccount8054 mhm sure grandpa whatever you say, lets get you back to bed

  • @pogchimp3783
    @pogchimp3783 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10002

    "Cars don't die of old age"
    Have you ever had a car?

    • @Appletank8
      @Appletank8 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1075

      Theoretically, if someone were to stubbornly keep making replacement parts, a car could last forever. How many parts were left original, of course, would be in question

    • @pogchimp3783
      @pogchimp3783 4 ปีที่แล้ว +412

      Appletank8 yeah but at that point it's the ship if Theseus. Or, car...

    • @roninhd9325
      @roninhd9325 4 ปีที่แล้ว +463

      @@Appletank8 Well, theoretically, if you continued to replace humans with new organs, they could continue to live. Rich people are buying blood from young people. People recieve heart, kidney, blood marrow transplants. Still, people die of old age/heart disease/heart attacks/kidney failure/etc.

    • @theteethburglar4716
      @theteethburglar4716 4 ปีที่แล้ว +298

      RoninHD that’s because unlike human organs car parts can theoretically be mass produced. Just dig up some Materials and boom, car parts. Also unlike human flesh metal decays slowly and can be taken out of the fixed and put back in. So yeah they at least would have a longer life span than a humans. If we believe that car WW|| happened around human WW|| than Sarge was only be 77 which is way to soon. In this essay I will

    • @roninhd9325
      @roninhd9325 4 ปีที่แล้ว +150

      @@theteethburglar4716 Okay, but think about this. If you are constantly replacing the parts of a car, and you eventually replace every part of the car, is it the same car?

  • @thalmoragent9344
    @thalmoragent9344 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2732

    *Wait, so quick question:*
    Does Lighting McQueen have to get _Life insurance_ or _Car Insurance?_

    • @catguy4996
      @catguy4996 5 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      I would say both. Probably. Good point though

    • @GlitchBunn
      @GlitchBunn 5 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      My idea was that car insurance was like medical insurance. Injuries, checkups, treatments. Life insurance is probably the same.

    • @WCWThunderRosa
      @WCWThunderRosa 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yes

    • @ellybyeres7969
      @ellybyeres7969 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      The Avatar people don’t get “human insurance” so car insurance probably wouldn’t exist in their world. Lightning McQueen life insurance gang

    • @tndpilyta7673
      @tndpilyta7673 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yes

  • @MrEggBoi
    @MrEggBoi ปีที่แล้ว +139

    Regardless if cars doesn’t make any sense, and that they didn’t need to be Anthro car, but I still loved it and I prefer the cars over humans driving cars. I think it’s unique and artistic

    • @Melw5112
      @Melw5112 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      EXACTLY

    • @hijackedmemes6988
      @hijackedmemes6988 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      That’s an ignorant point he made, it’s an animation and when it comes to designing characters, you should be as creative as you can!
      Cars was a huge success too, imagine if every cartoon and cgi movie was 100% realistic, it’d be boring.
      If it has entertaining characters and a plot worth watching (which is subjective to a point) then it’s good enough.

    • @MrEggBoi
      @MrEggBoi ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@hijackedmemes6988 that’s what I was thinking

    • @hijackedmemes6988
      @hijackedmemes6988 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@MrEggBoi I absolutely love Cars and Cars 3, Cars 2 was alright but it didn’t really fit in with the rest, personally I think it should’ve been a spin off movie or something else.
      I really enjoyed the animation quality in 3 though it’s amazing how the technology has improved, Idc how old I am Cars is one of my childhood favourites so I’ll always love those movies. ❤️

    • @MrEggBoi
      @MrEggBoi ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@hijackedmemes6988 same here, cars was so fun to watch and I honestly still enjoy it

  • @El_Omar2203
    @El_Omar2203 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1730

    "Cars aren't alive in real life"
    >Toy Story has joined the chat

    • @Akiodio
      @Akiodio 5 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      Monsters aren’t alive in real life either
      >Monsters Inc joined the chat

    • @jme6036
      @jme6036 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Animated characters aren’t alive in real life either

    • @fogernelion1949
      @fogernelion1949 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      "Toys are alive in real life"
      Are you sure about that?

    • @kayEnt3rtainm3nt
      @kayEnt3rtainm3nt 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@fogernelion1949 I suspect the OP's point was that the video says that Toy Story is conceptually sound "because toys are alive" and Cars is not conceptually sound because "cars aren't alive in real life" and this is a flawed argument as you already have noted.

    • @BobSmith-cg2ek
      @BobSmith-cg2ek 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@jme6036 >Disney World has joined the chat.

  • @vanmueller149
    @vanmueller149 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9002

    I don’t care what anyone says. Cars 1 was a nostalgic masterpiece

    • @andreskosberg4566
      @andreskosberg4566 3 ปีที่แล้ว +394

      I've just watched it, so nostlgic

    • @joelcruz9606
      @joelcruz9606 3 ปีที่แล้ว +538

      I used to watch it everyday for a year when I was 4. Now I’m 17

    • @layth6857
      @layth6857 3 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      yep

    • @KAOS_mb
      @KAOS_mb 3 ปีที่แล้ว +264

      Straight up dude, when I was a kid I watched cars over and over and over again

    • @Daz912
      @Daz912 3 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      I’m 30 and cars was always terrible

  • @ayeshafenner7180
    @ayeshafenner7180 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3629

    "they're just hunks of plastic"
    Cars are made of metal.

    • @jacobjcb8883
      @jacobjcb8883 3 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      Fatal error

    • @jacobjcb8883
      @jacobjcb8883 3 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      @@memetech Only toy cars are made of plastic

    • @jacobjcb8883
      @jacobjcb8883 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @Joshua Clough
      Not a very funny one

    • @DarkShadic9632
      @DarkShadic9632 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Um, uh, maybe... no, uh... aight you got us there

    • @deltapine7902
      @deltapine7902 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Any Asian company: allow myself, to introduce myself.

  • @n19ntendods
    @n19ntendods 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    IMO, the first movie Cars movie is an unironic masterpiece! Shit on the sequels, spin-offs, and TV shows all you want, but the first movie is just a really warm, cozy, nostalgic movie about an asshole having a turnaround!
    🏎🏆🏁

  • @soldier9618
    @soldier9618 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2131

    "What comes to mind when you think of cars?"
    Family.

    • @Toasteeei
      @Toasteeei 3 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      Dom Torreto is proud

    • @progamer69243
      @progamer69243 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Racing

    • @chickpeasandeggs1486
      @chickpeasandeggs1486 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      🎶 Aunque digan que soy🎶

    • @PizzA_TimE
      @PizzA_TimE 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Yeah, I remember that one sibling that was super narcissistic and they accidentally got stuck in an abandoned town😁

    • @Kola_V23
      @Kola_V23 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ...

  • @ragingraichu219
    @ragingraichu219 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2672

    I'll sum it up for you: These movies were made to sell toys.

    • @mintakamothkind
      @mintakamothkind 5 ปีที่แล้ว +197

      Does that mean the Toy Story movies were made to sell cars

    • @billjanzent
      @billjanzent 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@mintakamothkind nice ahahahaha

    • @nitrosherbert888
      @nitrosherbert888 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Henry Dahl ?

    • @nitrosherbert888
      @nitrosherbert888 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Henry Dahl I'm not saying you're lying I'm saying I don't understand what you mean

    • @deckermorgan7024
      @deckermorgan7024 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      And to practice light sources reflecting off shiny surfaces.

  • @jstar3382
    @jstar3382 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    Cars 2 does genuinely have a reason for the characters to be cars. It's so upsetting. The idea of a gas being used as a secret explosive could only exist as such a big threat IN cars

  • @ebthenerd6191
    @ebthenerd6191 5 ปีที่แล้ว +588

    "How did Doc Hudson die?"
    He didn't want to be in Cars 2 so he drove off a cliff.

    • @alovingdumbass9191
      @alovingdumbass9191 5 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      He went to the junkyard and used for scrap

    • @Cobby10
      @Cobby10 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      That’s quality

    • @derppan9215
      @derppan9215 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      That makes way more sense

    • @arbuckle6103
      @arbuckle6103 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @sarahfields288
      @sarahfields288 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      So would that be self destruction or suicide?

  • @yukicraft3210
    @yukicraft3210 5 ปีที่แล้ว +789

    Wait
    Cars 3 is literally just Rocky 4 minus the Anti-USSR semitic

    • @psychomantis1926
      @psychomantis1926 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      So its worse

    • @LakituAl
      @LakituAl 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      The one setting where 'i must break you" would completely deflate as a threat.

    • @blakechandler167
      @blakechandler167 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yukicraft it unfortunately doesn’t have a ten minute loop is Sylvester Stalon listing to music and remembering the same four seconds.

    • @psquare1374
      @psquare1374 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Nah, feels more like Talladega Nights

    • @boriskalashnikov489
      @boriskalashnikov489 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I think you mean anti ussr sentiment

  • @GreekGirl102
    @GreekGirl102 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1103

    "Why are they cars?"
    Little kids like toy cars. Oh look a movie where your cars have personalities. Now the little kid can connect more with their favorite toy cars!
    Just my theory.

    • @kin-3877
      @kin-3877 4 ปีที่แล้ว +107

      That's literally the reason. Along with the potential toy sales.

    • @Chaos-Blade22
      @Chaos-Blade22 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      A film theory

    • @obsecurething1519
      @obsecurething1519 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      This is true in every single way

    • @sweeety969
      @sweeety969 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Same reason toy story is about toys. To sell toys. Inside Out was good but I doubt it cracked the number of toy sales Cars did. I don't think I've ever met a kid who loved it and wanted to be an emotion when they grew up, but you know how many kids love Cars? You're just shitting on something you don't really get that was never really for you to get in the first place.

    • @obsecurething1519
      @obsecurething1519 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@sweeety969 there is a lot more comments about cars worse than this buddy,he is just sharing his little "theory"

  • @Reginald425
    @Reginald425 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    2:30 don’t forget their base camp, a literal child’s bedroom, a hive of creativity and imagination

  • @ffffdsd
    @ffffdsd 4 ปีที่แล้ว +827

    Another thing about toy story is that they even have a reason to have a personality because what do you do with toys as a kid?
    You give them their own personalities

    • @jenniferwettervik4495
      @jenniferwettervik4495 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      flob ll I suppose some people give their cars their own personalities as well (really not saying Cars is as good of an idea as Toy Story tho lol)

    • @raven75257
      @raven75257 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @Paul Martin stop

    • @ffffdsd
      @ffffdsd 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @JT the problem is that humans don't exist in that world so the cars aren't toys.

    • @karentriminio3146
      @karentriminio3146 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Also we as kids hope that could be alive and play with them since we consider them as friends. But I don't see anyone wanting their car to be alive

    • @relichialachina5246
      @relichialachina5246 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I will say cars can have their own personalities. Mine most certainly does. She can be a real brat, acts up alot, prefers to sit than be driven unless its been a few days and she needs a blowout, and i have to make deals with her to do things so she gets me where i need to go (usually getting me back home)

  • @thepulle4722
    @thepulle4722 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2300

    Schaffrilla: “Cars can’t age”
    Rust: “am I a joke to you”

    • @hgrubb3317
      @hgrubb3317 5 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      So rust killed Doc Hudson?

    • @justbny9278
      @justbny9278 5 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      Couldn't he just get some good restoration and wash?

    • @nickrustyson8124
      @nickrustyson8124 5 ปีที่แล้ว +89

      Plus what about mechanical problems, if you ever own a car with 100,000 plus miles you know it's pretty much 60+

    • @itsevillaugh1767
      @itsevillaugh1767 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      I thought you were the real Projared for a second and nearly shit myself.

    • @DeadPizza
      @DeadPizza 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@hgrubb3317 yes and he blew his engine which is like a heart attack

  • @banobobot
    @banobobot 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    2:53 uh… there isn’t one, but I think it’s more interesting that they are sentient cars. Why do people care whether or not the setting ties into the theme of a story?

    • @SayoriChan640
      @SayoriChan640 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      I know right? Like yeah this story could have been told with humans but just because it isn't doesn't make the movie bad!
      He says the themes aren't car related which.. What? So racing isn't car related? And he seems to forget that the racers needed gas and Lighting BLEW his tire
      It pisses me off when you got a channel with a big audience saying bad things about this movie and then fans feels like they're right and again pisses me off

    • @brightredmogul1912
      @brightredmogul1912 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      "how do sentient cars enhance the world or setting or characters?"
      ill do you one better how do sentient cars RUIN the world or setting or characters? they dont ruin any of those simple as
      even in the third movie with the "how do cars age?" question, cars in real life wear out and eventually stop working, hudson is an old ass car and probably the only one of his kind so replacement parts would be scarce if they even exist

    • @SayoriChan640
      @SayoriChan640 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@brightredmogul1912 Not to mention Doc died
      I understand that it raises questions like where do Cars come from but I view it as a fun animated movie for the kids to enjoy
      NOT EVERYTHING needs to be explained as we all know
      People really need to back off on stuff it doesn't matter what the answer is because we get a good movie with life lessons but according to this guy Cars is bad because it's not about humans
      Could you imagine how bad the movie would actually be if the humans were actually involved? It's so much better with the Cars having they're own world.
      Isn't it creativity? The thing most movies lack these days
      You just made my point on how this movie is amazing

    • @SayoriChan640
      @SayoriChan640 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Even then they will have some rules applied like tires so that further destroys his point
      I almost want to make a video explaining how this review is so bad and makes no sense but his fans will probably attack me and cause some drama over my disagreement to this

  • @manopeps8551
    @manopeps8551 5 ปีที่แล้ว +961

    Man, you do need to understand a simple thing:
    Cars don't age, they get outdated by the newer ones, and that is what make them "old".

    • @trainzmarcel2074
      @trainzmarcel2074 5 ปีที่แล้ว +156

      cant forget about mileage tho

    • @Ducky-vl7mp
      @Ducky-vl7mp 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Thank you

    • @nexorider17
      @nexorider17 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Exactly

    • @lukestivaletta352
      @lukestivaletta352 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Are you stupid, all things age.

    • @manopeps8551
      @manopeps8551 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      yeah, but did you have already seen a car with a white beard?

  • @jadetovar958
    @jadetovar958 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4493

    I see your points....
    But my inner 9 year old is too stubborn and I still love cars

    • @jazzyminification
      @jazzyminification 4 ปีที่แล้ว +389

      The fanbase is basically the 9 year olds and the people with memories of when they were 9, and I can respect that

    • @thespace_mannn
      @thespace_mannn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Same here

    • @ApplePi3.1415
      @ApplePi3.1415 4 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      I was 5 when I watched cars I think

    • @justsomeguy144
      @justsomeguy144 4 ปีที่แล้ว +138

      When I was a kid I watched cars so many times that the disk stopped working and it would glitch occasionally.

    • @unaccompanied_minor2546
      @unaccompanied_minor2546 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Same

  • @TheWorldsBiggestFan89
    @TheWorldsBiggestFan89 5 ปีที่แล้ว +374

    Cars 1: Talladega Nights
    Cars 2: Almost every Mission Impossible film
    Cars 3: Rocky IV

    • @Copyright_Infringement
      @Copyright_Infringement 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Cars 4: Ferris Bueller's Day Off

    • @thetman0068
      @thetman0068 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Cars 5: Pulp Fiction

    • @the3diamonds472
      @the3diamonds472 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Did I forget the scene in Cars 1 where Lightning McQueen's kids cussed up a storm at the dinner table?

    • @brokengadget3586
      @brokengadget3586 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      The3diamonds chip I’m ten years old and I’ll beat your ass!

    • @machomanalexyt5736
      @machomanalexyt5736 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Cars 4: Weekend at Bernies

  • @allihevesy3839
    @allihevesy3839 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2468

    hey do they get life insurance or car insurance?

    • @ShadowWolfRising
      @ShadowWolfRising 5 ปีที่แล้ว +182

      Yes

    • @applebee28
      @applebee28 5 ปีที่แล้ว +262

      I dunno, does Mike Wazowski wink or blink?

    • @monte_2000
      @monte_2000 5 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      Rubie Evergreen yes

    • @reese1719
      @reese1719 5 ปีที่แล้ว +93

      How do they exist? Are they made or born?

    • @jennyIetterson
      @jennyIetterson 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Memeinator yeah

  • @NigelJoaquin
    @NigelJoaquin 5 ปีที่แล้ว +167

    They always show these cars living in complex environments yet I still don't understand how the hell they can even do basic tasks like picking up a brick.

    • @reftd1511
      @reftd1511 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Nigel Joaquin the forklifts seem pretty dexterous

    • @nickrustyson8124
      @nickrustyson8124 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Forkliftes, or they have a hand cart forklift like thing, or in the case of Mater, hook and chain.

    • @figs-oliomedley
      @figs-oliomedley 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@nickrustyson8124 k but how are they _made_

    • @qweadd6987
      @qweadd6987 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Life uh....always finds a way.

    • @simonj3413
      @simonj3413 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Maybe they use their tongues

  • @RealLilVodka
    @RealLilVodka 5 ปีที่แล้ว +999

    I think the reason lightning was old was because there were the new, better, faster cars. I thought that was pretty obvious.

    • @elitecabela5329
      @elitecabela5329 5 ปีที่แล้ว +284

      Yeah, the plot revolved around the world becoming more advanced and leaving him behind, not that he himself was aging. Just how Doc was an older car and that communicated his "age" or whatever. I'm not that invested in the Cars universe but that was s u p e r obvious.

    • @0ctopusComp1etely
      @0ctopusComp1etely 5 ปีที่แล้ว +159

      Props for making the comment before I needed to.
      Machines get old and outdated, and eventually break. I guess I was wrong for assuming that was common knowledge.
      I agree with the video that you can't really tell at a glance Lightning is "older" in the 3rd movie, but that's because you're supposed to infer that from the story's context. Like all the times they call him old, and all the times he worries about not keeping up with newer competitors. Which is the whole movie.

    • @pjdixon6199
      @pjdixon6199 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Why couldn’t lightning get a new engine or better tires or something?
      Cars can get better parts for themselves and there are plenty of ways to improve an old car.

    • @DetectiveNyx
      @DetectiveNyx 5 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      @@pjdixon6199 The problem is that brings into effect the Ship of Theseus theory. If a car keeps getting its parts replaced and eventually gets all its parts replaced, is it still the same sentient being, or is it a totally new one? Did Doc get all his parts replaced and become a totally new person? What if someone managed to bring together most of his old body parts and rebuild him; would that be Doc? And if it is considered to be Doc and/or has Doc's sentience, would it be considered a medical procedure or straight-up necromancy?

    • @DarkyChuu
      @DarkyChuu 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@DetectiveNyx They explored that a bit in Planes 2. I'm sure they could've pushed the concept a little further in Cars 3 as well (heck, maybe even Cars 2, and there's even a deleted scene from Cars 1 exploring that a bit too), but they didn't take as many risks as Planes in that regard. Which is quite surprising to me.

  • @fine-n-dandy
    @fine-n-dandy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +458

    "But Cars 3 is the good one, right?"
    *long pause*
    *car dealership ad pops up*

  • @cheesecakelasagna
    @cheesecakelasagna 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1174

    *Thor has the exact same plot as Cars.*

    • @mettatonneo1147
      @mettatonneo1147 4 ปีที่แล้ว +154

      *Chick Hicks is Loki*

    • @louminouz
      @louminouz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      CheesecakeLasagna Holy fuck youre right

    • @donnamitsuki281
      @donnamitsuki281 4 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      NO. I AM *NOT* HEARING THIS AGAIN

    • @eman5369
      @eman5369 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      STOP THAT

    • @gabsnandes7818
      @gabsnandes7818 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      FBI OPEN UP

  • @HeadDetectiveLassie
    @HeadDetectiveLassie ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I'm pretty sure, in Cars 3, they explained that old age was related to being outdated. Newer cars had more efficient engines, streamlined designs, etc. All his opponents were more advanced. There is only so much you can do to improve an old car without making it a whole new car by replacing all its parts. McQueen had to retire because he couldn't keep up with automotive innovation.
    I'm pretty sure Doc's death can just be excused as a dead car. One that just doesn't turn on or work anymore.

  • @ayarriba9093
    @ayarriba9093 3 ปีที่แล้ว +712

    I just want to say the only thing about Toy Story 4 that upset me a bit was that Bonnie previously promised Andy she'd look after them, but she tossed Woody aside later 😭 I know she's a kid and that's what they do, but damn, still hurt me

    • @slightlyoffensivedadjokes
      @slightlyoffensivedadjokes 3 ปีที่แล้ว +118

      there's so much wrong with toy story 4 but like as a big fan of toy story that weirdly felt like such a betrayel, because of how contrived it is. I want to also say "I know she's just a kid" but it's so clearly a made up aspect just to prompt the 4th movie (which is just a cash grab) that it detracts from the quality of the toy story 3 ending which is the worst sin imaginable.

    • @mr.preston1632
      @mr.preston1632 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@slightlyoffensivedadjokes so one problem is enough to ruin the movie

    • @slightlyoffensivedadjokes
      @slightlyoffensivedadjokes 3 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      @@mr.preston1632 there's so many things I was just listing my main reason. it is a shame because the animation is fucking gorgeous and it makes me sad that so much work went into a movie with an ill conceived story.

    • @cynicat74
      @cynicat74 3 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      And, it makes sense that Woody realises it's pointless to try to make Bonnie happy. She promised she'd look after him, and then lost interest in him. It becomes obvious his purpose of being a toy left with Andy, and that he'd have to forever fight to get that same kind of attention from Bonnie. I'm honestly glad Toy Story 4 was made, even if so many people were against it. It shows that it's okay to not fulfil the function you were "built" for. Woody found a new life he never thought possible. It's inspiring.

    • @bentheg9793
      @bentheg9793 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@cynicat74 that was beautiful

  • @calebnemrow2677
    @calebnemrow2677 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1182

    I think that the original Cars movie wasn't about taking a premise like "what if cars were alive" and running with it. It was a love letter to the old highway system and old Route 66, en era of American culture that was uniquely American, and that ended far too quickly.

    • @cameroredrocket8768
      @cameroredrocket8768 ปีที่แล้ว +100

      and it was originally supposed to be about an electric car trying to fit in with a gas-powered society

    • @Sereneade
      @Sereneade ปีที่แล้ว +110

      Exactly! I feel like so many people miss this key idea about the first Cars movie. I loved the original cars as a kid, and so did my parents. Because they loved the homage it was paying to that old, classic American highway culture and the attention it called to those old towns that flourished from it but soon deteriorated once it left our society.

    • @prodigy-hu6dy
      @prodigy-hu6dy ปีที่แล้ว +23

      One thing above all else is it was designed to appeal to NASCAR fans. It’s literally a NASCAR movie where the main aspect of a NASCAR race, the cars, are the main characters. The human aspect is removed entirely.

    • @ortherner
      @ortherner ปีที่แล้ว +1

      yea, that’s the main aspect of the movie

    • @prodigy-hu6dy
      @prodigy-hu6dy ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@ortherner it was a very L take by Schafrillas

  • @thekidinyourbasement8371
    @thekidinyourbasement8371 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2581

    Teacher: why are you laughing?
    Me: nothing.
    My brain: *the fault in our cars*

  • @rorin47
    @rorin47 23 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    2:53 I think the true question was “What thematic purpose is fulfilled by you being a crab?”

  • @akorn9943
    @akorn9943 5 ปีที่แล้ว +649

    I’m confused, wasn’t the title going to be *_”Give us the Shrek 4 review”_* ??

    • @Juanmaldonado428
      @Juanmaldonado428 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      True

    • @sirarthur3316
      @sirarthur3316 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You're right!

    • @Sarah12471
      @Sarah12471 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      OH MY GOD I AM SO SORRY I STOLE YOUR JOKE

    • @alumlovescake
      @alumlovescake 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Akorn yea I wanted that

    • @Sarah12471
      @Sarah12471 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Nikodimos Triaridis no that was my steak

  • @scorpion4074
    @scorpion4074 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1024

    How come every movie I like is hated by everyone else??

    • @getsu6293
      @getsu6293 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      dude LOTR is nice and i would say the majority loves them

    • @scorpion4074
      @scorpion4074 4 ปีที่แล้ว +105

      @@getsu6293 I meant that cars 2 was my favourite movie of the cars series

    • @kieranstark7213
      @kieranstark7213 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Yeah, I feel the same way about a lot of movies I like too, people complain about how much people like them when it’s because of THEM that they get more criticism than they deserve.
      Such is the case with (the majority of, since some of its films like Captain Marvel is painfully average) Marvel Cinematic Universe.

    • @classiest
      @classiest 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Its how opinions work

    • @Yougotcaged102
      @Yougotcaged102 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Mustiboi Salman I still get some nostalgic enjoyment from it

  • @emcat52
    @emcat52 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    When Cars 2 came out I thought each installment in the franchise was going to be based on a different type/genre of movie. 1st movie was racing/slowing down, 2nd movie was spies, maybe the 3rd movie would be full blown romcom. I thought it would have been funny and interesting to see each movie be a different genre but with the same characters.

  • @the1entirecircus938
    @the1entirecircus938 5 ปีที่แล้ว +762

    But you gotta admit, the murder in Cars 2 was slightly shocking

    • @flufflewarrior
      @flufflewarrior 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Henry Yarbrough there was a murder? :o
      I didn’t watch it xD

    • @brantandrew5777
      @brantandrew5777 5 ปีที่แล้ว +112

      I really did NOT expect that from Cars when I was a kid. That was some deep shit right there

    • @BrynnBeverly
      @BrynnBeverly 5 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      I remember seeing that scene when I was like ten and being SO disturbed by it. wtf pixar?

    • @the1entirecircus938
      @the1entirecircus938 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      My guess is that they were trying to incorporate the spy theme by doing that

    • @jambo9313
      @jambo9313 5 ปีที่แล้ว +102

      Are you talking about when they turned that car at the start into a visible metal cube for all the children to see, or are you talking about when they made that muscle car speed that fast that he blew up, I'm sure that in Care 2 there's more counts of murder which I've not noted.

  • @randocommando7945
    @randocommando7945 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2360

    Schaff talking about how the cars being cars serves no purpose made me realize how solid the concept of Thomas and Friends is. The original concept was literally "If an engine had a face, what would it say?" The first few seasons of the show use this concept wonderfully by keeping everything grounded in reality. The stories revolve around things like engines forgetting to pull certain trains, engines refusing to pull freight trains and getting in trouble as a result, certain railways shutting down, etc.

    • @becdoesyoutube
      @becdoesyoutube 2 ปีที่แล้ว +193

      it's such a shame mattel did everything in their power to make thomas anything BUT a real life steam engine.

    • @orangeslash1667
      @orangeslash1667 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@becdoesyoutube I hear King K Rool music in this video🎵🎵.

    • @Deadshade
      @Deadshade ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Good point

    • @randocommando7945
      @randocommando7945 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      @@alex.g7317 It’s fairly easy to make a show about anthropomorphic animals without thinking too much about how everything else works. The same can't be said for vehicles.

    • @alex.g7317
      @alex.g7317 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @Muis! wtf...

  • @Lodac1977
    @Lodac1977 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2268

    As a huge ass dinosaur nerd, calling the asteroid a comet gave me extreme pain-

    • @timur5241
      @timur5241 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      astronomy and/or astrology, eh?

    • @physicslover4951
      @physicslover4951 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      @@timur5241 If you were genuine: what the heck?
      If it is was a joke: lmao 😂

    • @khenricx
      @khenricx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +99

      As an astronomy Nerd, we do not know what object killed the dinosaurs.
      Both asteroids and comets can impact Earth, and they have roughly the same effect.
      If the impactor had water, and some of that water had been captured in cristals, like zircon cristal, and some of those cristals had survived the impact, we could collect them and analyse the deuterium concentration of the water. As the deuterium concentration is different in asteroids and comets, we could then know what impacted the Earth.
      But that's a really big "If" and I don't think such a study was ever attempted.
      Oh god I'm giving this way too much thought.

    • @thepaleoguyyy4494
      @thepaleoguyyy4494 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      those pronated hands and weirdly shaped tyrannosaurus head gave me extreme pain.

    • @mrtinkrtrain2681
      @mrtinkrtrain2681 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Op is 6

  • @Jamie_Winsh
    @Jamie_Winsh หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    The only reason people like Cars is purley for childhood nostalgia reasons and you can't change my mind. Its so clear.
    Theres no other franchise out there that creates more questions than the cars films. I could ask 100 questions and thats not an exaggeration

    • @thebottomtext
      @thebottomtext หลายเดือนก่อน

      i have a challenge for you then: list as many questions as you can.

    • @Jamie_Winsh
      @Jamie_Winsh หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@thebottomtext
      Here are as many as I could think off 😂. Not quite a 100 but close enough...
      Why do they have tounges?
      How does their whole anatomy work?
      Why do they have car and human parts?
      How do they hold anything?
      How do they construct buildings if they don't have hands?
      Are the cars born or built?
      If born, how does that even happen?
      If built, why don't they build any kind of cars they need or want?
      They eat & drink so do they go need the toilet?
      If so, how do they go to the toilet?
      Do they have organs?
      If they're cars, why do they have both roads and paths/sidewalks?
      Why do they drink diesel and have a diesel pump?
      Why not just have one or another?
      Do they feel pain?
      When they blow a tire or something, how does it not hurt them because it's part of their body?
      Can cars naturally reproduce?
      Do they have reproductive organs?
      Theres children cars, so do the cars grow up?
      They're made from metal, so how do they grow?
      If they have organs, do smaller cars have smaller brains?
      If they have different sized brains are some cars less intelligent than others?
      Do they have windscreen wipers?
      Do they cry?
      Do cars get charged for speeding?
      Surely speeding is the same as humans running really fast?
      Why do the "animals" look the same as the cars? It's like flies looking like a tiny version of a human.
      Why are the tractors like cows but they don't help grow crops?
      How do they drink out of glasses without hands?
      How do they hang things on the wall?
      Do the cars have to take care of the boats if they're permanently stuck in the ocean?
      How do they use their side mirrors when there eyes are past them?
      Surely planes never crash because they're in control themselves?
      If they did crash does the plan itself die?
      Wtf is the situation with that car in cars 2 that has nothing inside her? You can see her steering wheel?
      Why do they have sofas, with just a back and arm rests? They don't have a back or arms?
      Do they have a physical currency?
      If so, where do they keep their money, they dont have pockets?
      Do they have illnesses and diseases?
      Do they have doctors?
      Do they mechanics?
      What's the difference between them? Which do they see if they get poorly?
      If cars are the only beings on earth, how is the earth not insanely polluted? Surely all the cars would die if they have lungs?

  • @Rippley_fan
    @Rippley_fan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4510

    Cars 2 is nostalgic for me. Dosnt mean its good, its just nostalgic to me.

    • @TheAlison1456
      @TheAlison1456 3 ปีที่แล้ว +163

      That's maturity right there.
      I had a similar experience with revisiting PK Out Of The Shadows recently.

    • @KaijuKillerdude
      @KaijuKillerdude 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Same

    • @darao.4907
      @darao.4907 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Same! It’s the only cars movie I remember lol

    • @catsneeze
      @catsneeze 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      samw

    • @amitieold
      @amitieold 3 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      Same. I know it's a bad movie objectively, but I still have a lot of nostalgia for it.

  • @FragglevisionReturns
    @FragglevisionReturns ปีที่แล้ว +6

    in 10 years people are gonna be saying the exact same thing about Elemental.

  • @jagosevatarion5085
    @jagosevatarion5085 5 ปีที่แล้ว +687

    TL:DR; Cars is something of an acquired taste. I grew up with these movies, and I'm a car guy myself. I believe that Cars as a franchise was made as sort of an analogy to aspects of car culture.
    The first movie was something of a wink and nod to NASCAR, with Darrel Waltrip, Richard Petty, Dale Earnhardt Jr, and of course: Paul Newman lending their voices into the movie. All of these men were drivers for NASCAR at one point, or if not that, then revered racing drivers in their own right.
    Cars 2, the Trainwreck that it was, was a spy thriller, and a reference to spy movies and their relationship with cars (Finn McMissile is a goddamn Aston Martin, and that's as obvious a bond reference you can get)
    Idk, I still have a soft spot for these.

    • @jackthorton10
      @jackthorton10 5 ปีที่แล้ว +97

      The first one.. despite its flaws, where it took place... felt like a love letter to the world of stock car racing... NASCAR

    • @joespeed1952
      @joespeed1952 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      My idea exactly.

    • @ubermaster134
      @ubermaster134 5 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      I rewatched the first movie a while ago. I loved the atmosphere like the "Life is a highway" part

    • @tiacat11
      @tiacat11 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      That's valid dude. I liked the first one as a kid, and while I understand people criticisms of the movie, I just... can't make myself hate it.

    • @Dayashii
      @Dayashii 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      The mia and tia miatas is the best pun in existence

  • @sirpenguin820
    @sirpenguin820 4 ปีที่แล้ว +289

    cars was my movie when i was younger. it was the movie that each and everyday after kindergarten i would watch it. whenever it was done i would ask my dad to put it back in and watch it again. i had all the toys of each car that i would play with. it may not be the best movie but it is still a movie i hold dear to my heart.

    • @yuvan9705
      @yuvan9705 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I used to watch it everyday also lmao every morning and evening

    • @historyguy4351
      @historyguy4351 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Same im watching cars now

    • @ginjirokage-oshi5648
      @ginjirokage-oshi5648 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      same

    • @glittergirl1240
      @glittergirl1240 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      This film is literally a mouth older than me. It don't know what I like about it and I agree that there world was not very well built, but at the end of the day it's still a good film I watch as a kid.

    • @thespace_mannn
      @thespace_mannn 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same here

  • @MrGeorgeFlorcus
    @MrGeorgeFlorcus 5 ปีที่แล้ว +318

    Even when I was a kid watching Cars, I always felt like the cars could easily have just been humans. In every scene, I would ask myself, "how would this scene be different if these were humans instead of cars?" And the answer, in just about every instance, was "It wouldn't be."
    If you replaced the toys in Toy Story with humans, the story wouldn't work, it would be a completely different movie.

    • @olibernstein6834
      @olibernstein6834 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Wow we have the same mindset haha

    • @cameronjosephvideos5942
      @cameronjosephvideos5942 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      I mean, you could make a movie about humans living among giants but the giants just think they're inanimate objects but will probably eat them if they think otherwise and so they have to remain still in their sight. But then the giants start playing with them and the humans develop a weird kind of stockholm syndrome where they like getting played with. Then a few generations later its just the accepted norm for giants to play with humans and humans get their purpose from it. Yeah, I'm really stretching this concept.

    • @MrGeorgeFlorcus
      @MrGeorgeFlorcus 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      @@cameronjosephvideos5942 Yeah, and all what you just described sounds creepy as fuck, like some kind of Deviant Art fic.

    • @charmandyorton006
      @charmandyorton006 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      It's just Doc Hollywood with automobiles

    • @checkmate058
      @checkmate058 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Shift the story to one about veichles not liveing up to their intended purpose.
      Racecars race, tow trucks tow.
      What if a racecar couldn't race?
      Would said car have a identy crisis?
      What other options would he have.
      A human who cant race could do something else.
      But a purpose built racecar? Who other options does he have?

  • @mivyard
    @mivyard ปีที่แล้ว +3

    finally a video that validates my 5 year old self leaving the theatre in 2005 because i thought cars was so unenjoyable

    • @Bruhbhrisnbrubruhg
      @Bruhbhrisnbrubruhg 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Wow guys we got ourselves the cool kid here, everyone step away

  • @mikeholcomb9013
    @mikeholcomb9013 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3581

    I don’t care that the universe doesn’t make sense, I love Cars 1 wholeheartedly

    • @tommason2609
      @tommason2609 4 ปีที่แล้ว +226

      Been my favourite movie since I was 3 when I first watched it. Theres so much nostalgia with it for me and every guy around my age

    • @alexzander4426
      @alexzander4426 4 ปีที่แล้ว +171

      True. It's not like the universe has to make complete sense. It's a fictional movie with fictional characters.

    • @AnnaHans88
      @AnnaHans88 4 ปีที่แล้ว +225

      Cars 1 is actually exceptional. The story is well-written, inspiring, original, appealing to both adults and kids, and the animation holds up well for its age. It works very well.

    • @justinlanglois2215
      @justinlanglois2215 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Cars 1 is a very good movie for me

    • @republicoftajikistan4532
      @republicoftajikistan4532 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      It's just Cars not Cars 1 and I agree

  • @MAMAJUGO
    @MAMAJUGO 5 ปีที่แล้ว +881

    When Ice Age 1 tells The Good Dinosaur's story better than Pixar

    • @lhaviland8602
      @lhaviland8602 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @H M IIRC there were humans in the later ones, or am I losing it?

    • @Umbra_Ursus
      @Umbra_Ursus 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      The first Ice Age is still good. Shame the others didn't really hold that quality level.

    • @TheTexasDice
      @TheTexasDice 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @H M It was also the first and last time an Ice Age movie saw humans in the theater

    • @stephenschiffman5940
      @stephenschiffman5940 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      True. While the sequels may not have been that great, I will always contend that the first is a great film, and definitely a better film than The Good Dinosaur.

  • @ThreiasFB
    @ThreiasFB 5 ปีที่แล้ว +305

    Technically you can make toy story with humans but you would have to change the age restriction

    • @nickrustyson8124
      @nickrustyson8124 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Same goes to Finding Memo, actually why were they fish in that movie?

    • @Kerrmunism
      @Kerrmunism 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Nick Rynearson if I had to guess,
      1.) Nemo couldn't reasonably get taken away by anything except another human (or perhaps large sea creature?)
      Which would cause some weird problems (I.e "what are the motives?")
      2.) They'd have a boat, which would render the whole underwater world and most of the plot pointless
      3.) Assuming they didn't have a boat, they probably wouldn't be able to go all the way to Australia for the climax
      4.) Nemo probably wouldn't meet the rest of the tank gang (though you could likely cut it out)
      5.) The end would be completely different

    • @LastBastion
      @LastBastion 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@Kerrmunism nah, make it nemo is kidnapped to be a child slave or child soldier, his father desperately trying to save him from the captive.

    • @bobbob-iv4we
      @bobbob-iv4we 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Sabastian Anugraha but then its not a kids movie anymore and the point is lost

    • @thedeliveryboy1123
      @thedeliveryboy1123 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      MMMMMMMM DONT LIKE WHAT THIS COMMENT IS SUGGESTING

  • @Scott...
    @Scott... ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I like Cars 3 but the most frustrating part about it is that they were SO CLOSE to figuring out the narrative purpose of the cars. They scratch the surface of some interesting car stuff, like the crash scene and the rise of electric cars on the track; neither of those things play an actual part in the story.

    • @Jay-oj4hj
      @Jay-oj4hj 4 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Both of those things play a part in the story. Mqueen has to try harder and harder now that there are new race cars threatening to take his place. And his crash is a callback to how Doc Hudson’s career was ended because of his crash. Mqueen is afraid that he will be replaced just like doc was and that causes him to consider retiring so that he can choose to end racing instead of being forced to

  • @TheGloriousLobsterEmperor
    @TheGloriousLobsterEmperor 3 ปีที่แล้ว +212

    The best thing about the Cars franchise is the joke Millhouse makes from Lisa Goes Gaga where he says he's terrified of the cars from Cars because "if gasoline is their food then why do they have teeth?"

    • @papajhonsreal
      @papajhonsreal 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      That episode aired years before Cars came out, so I don't know what you're talking about.

    • @TheGloriousLobsterEmperor
      @TheGloriousLobsterEmperor 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@papajhonsreal Oh I'm a dumbarse. It was Lisa Goes Gaga where they make that joke!

    • @papajhonsreal
      @papajhonsreal 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@TheGloriousLobsterEmperor oh, *that episode*

    • @TheGloriousLobsterEmperor
      @TheGloriousLobsterEmperor 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@papajhonsreal It's as bad as you remember...

    • @papajhonsreal
      @papajhonsreal 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@TheGloriousLobsterEmperor oh I've never seen it, and I don't plan to, *I've heard the stories*

  • @APPictures9
    @APPictures9 5 ปีที่แล้ว +586

    “The Fault in Our Cars”
    I actually like that pun

  • @TheSixerFixer
    @TheSixerFixer 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    2:03 I can't believe he didn't say "a kid's room"

  • @BugsyFoga
    @BugsyFoga 5 ปีที่แล้ว +109

    If I'm being entirely honest The Good Dinosaur was far worst then any of the cars films could ever be for just PAINFULLY uninteresting it was .

    • @LucasMBoysOurRoy
      @LucasMBoysOurRoy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Agreed

    • @jonusaguilar8156
      @jonusaguilar8156 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Nathaniel Foga I think Planes is far worse than any of those movies.

    • @lexnunn8777
      @lexnunn8777 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jonusaguilar8156 planes isnt pixar

    • @jonusaguilar8156
      @jonusaguilar8156 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lex Nunn yeah but it still uses Cars

  • @noahcameron
    @noahcameron 5 ปีที่แล้ว +664

    the reason for them being cars is because cars are cool. Do you need any more reasons.

    • @kimifw58
      @kimifw58 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      If you're going to put them in a realistic society, yes.

    • @tiza3583
      @tiza3583 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Actually no perfect reasoning already

    • @derppan9215
      @derppan9215 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yes

    • @safilan8643
      @safilan8643 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Yeah, I think all kinds of reviewers are often disregarding "the rule of cool"

    • @eermmmmm
      @eermmmmm 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @L. Ron Hoyabembe r/woosh

  • @gollumvader7126
    @gollumvader7126 5 ปีที่แล้ว +511

    "The Good Dinosaur was wasted potential." So what you're saying is that, "That was -his- Pixar's mistake!"

    • @jugemujugemugokonosurikire4735
      @jugemujugemugokonosurikire4735 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Still triggered httyd 2 didnt win the oscar..... while bh6 won......

    • @KianLeiner
      @KianLeiner 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      That was his steak

    • @ivosamuelgiosadominguez6649
      @ivosamuelgiosadominguez6649 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I thought _The Good Dinosaur_ was great.

    • @swaggasaurus4837
      @swaggasaurus4837 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@ivosamuelgiosadominguez6649 I just rewatched it the other day, and I think it's criminally underrated. Yes, the story isn't the most unique but its still enjoyable. Not Pixar's best, but certainly not Pixar's worst - I don't think it deserves the hate it gets.

    • @Kerbydragon
      @Kerbydragon 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@swaggasaurus4837 FINALLY! Someone else who likes The Good Dinosaur!

  • @ClasherG1416
    @ClasherG1416 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    I don’t really have a problem with the world building thing. I mean, in kung fu panda the animals are humans essentially. You just kinda ignore that. Idk

    • @GeorgieBR07
      @GeorgieBR07 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Facts

    • @blueberrimuffin6682
      @blueberrimuffin6682 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      There's thematic significance to that, though. Nothing about the Kung-Fu Panda REQUIRE it, but it helps the overall theming with aspects such as Po's feeling of otherness.

  • @HuhJuhWuh
    @HuhJuhWuh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +456

    Why cars isn't part of the Pixar theory: the pizza planet truck. The pizza planet truck can't exist in the same universe where every car is sentient. Everything comes down to the pizza planet truck.

    • @dogman15
      @dogman15 4 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      The Pizza Planet truck is in all three Cars films, though. His name is Todd.

    • @HuhJuhWuh
      @HuhJuhWuh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      @@dogman15 the pizza planet truck from the cars movie literally can't be the same one, nobody cares about Todd

    • @CrummTheDumm
      @CrummTheDumm 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      HuhJuhWuh I care about Todd,I own 2 of the die cast figures of him

    • @HuhJuhWuh
      @HuhJuhWuh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@CrummTheDumm how embarrassing

    • @liamcox7057
      @liamcox7057 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@HuhJuhWuh I have one and I don't find it embarrassing. Chances are u had a toy or something from your childhood that u still have fond memories of

  • @funnyhappystudios
    @funnyhappystudios 5 ปีที่แล้ว +650

    The only good thing about Cars 2 is the locations. Tokyo looks beautiful! 😱😍

    • @CameronM1138
      @CameronM1138 5 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      The soundtrack is weirdly great too. It could fit right into a 70s Bond film.

    • @littleoreo7717
      @littleoreo7717 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      IKR?!

    • @13wayz70
      @13wayz70 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sheep

    • @ben12637
      @ben12637 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I actually loved this film 😂

    • @Masterge77
      @Masterge77 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I could literally watch any anime series and see Tokyo, and when it comes to car-based stuff, there's literally a movie called "The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift" which is basically the Tokyo parts of Cars 2 applied to the whole movie.

  • @iROMine
    @iROMine 4 ปีที่แล้ว +646

    Old age: parts wearing out, outdated technology. The only reason he's really getting worse is because other cars are getting better, hence all his friends around him retiring. This also happens to be a problem UNIQUE TO SENTIENT CARS. Also asking how he's aging is like asking why a car from the 80s doesn't quite have the same pep in it's step than it did when it was built, or why you still don't see it race today. Car parts have the ability to wear out just like human parts do. But most importantly it's stressed in cars 3 that he's not "old" at all, but instead he just can't keep up. The only person that specifically calls him old is Cruz, and that's mostly just her teasing him and getting under his skin.

    • @j_viking3268
      @j_viking3268 4 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      Old age, breaking down and being forced to retire before you’re ready is a problem for literally every professional athlete

    • @PlanetZoidstar
      @PlanetZoidstar 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Cruz needs to check her Next-Gen priviledge.

    • @steelballrunner636
      @steelballrunner636 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Plus parts wearing out is not a conflict unique to cars. You could apply that issue to any piece of tech.

    • @Mael_Str0M
      @Mael_Str0M 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      J_Viking32 also Robots.

    • @Cr3zant
      @Cr3zant 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@j_viking3268 I mean, Toy Story 1's idea of "my kid likes the new toy more than me" is literally just "my friend got a new friend he likes more than me" so it's not like Toy Story is inherently stories unique to toys, they can easily be turned into human stories that don't change the overall plot point.

  • @BACKDOORBROWNIE710
    @BACKDOORBROWNIE710 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Nah y’all are overthinking this way too much. It’s not that deep. Cars is one of the best franchises of all time, and Cars (1) is one of the best animated movies of all time.

    • @MorganKing95
      @MorganKing95 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Wow, you clearly haven't seen many movies in your life

    • @imthatjay
      @imthatjay 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@MorganKing95 you're really comparing a kid's movie to every movie at all time

    • @MorganKing95
      @MorganKing95 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@imthatjay
      Considering that kid's movies have competed against "adult movies" before, like "Mary Poppins" losing to "My Fair Lady", "ET" losing to "Gandhi", and "Beauty and the Beast" losing to "Silence of the Lambs", and "Wall-E" being voted as the best movie of the 2000's by over a hundred film critics and historians, I don't really see the dichotomy here

  • @freddya.1641
    @freddya.1641 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1292

    the reason Lightning is getting old is because he's being outshined by the newer models. He was great in the day, but he can't compete with the new. They repeat that concept a million times, how did you not get that?

    • @gustavegiacopelli7974
      @gustavegiacopelli7974 4 ปีที่แล้ว +104

      finally someone gets the entire plot of the series.

    • @lukelblitz3627
      @lukelblitz3627 4 ปีที่แล้ว +191

      Then....how do cars get made?

    • @jurajsintaj6644
      @jurajsintaj6644 4 ปีที่แล้ว +200

      @@lukelblitz3627 yeah like really how? Are they created in a factory? Do they chose what kind of model they are gonna be? Is they rapidly evolving?

    • @Jim-so3zm
      @Jim-so3zm 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Honestly, he comes across as one of those incessantly smug 'intellectual' types

    • @a_judge9960
      @a_judge9960 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@lukelblitz3627 Probably a factory??