"Karma Was One Step Ahead" - Destination F'd (Vol. 33)
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- Here's me commentary on Destination F'd Volume 33. Cheers to everyone sending clips in at ozzyman.com/su...
Ozzy Man on Cameo:
cameo.com/ozzy...
SAUCES:
1. Karma - Tim D tinyurl.com/ujj...
2. Spidey - vidsthatgohard tinyurl.com/mr7...
3. Tattoo (Okay, good lesson overall tho) - Ana S tinyurl.com/2nx...
4. Flippers - Dean N.
5. Backwash - Unknown
6. Bald Legend - pointpanicsurfreport IG
7. Soccer - Barstool Sports
8. Fence Fall - dylhincks on IG
Cheers to Ozzy Man viewers Nicoleta, Daniel, Louis, Steve, and Alex for sending in your vids!
Cordially,
O-Man
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That “oh no” at the end of Zap Brannigan’s flight got me!
Was waiting for Kool Aid man to break through a wall- OH YEEAAHHH!
Perfect way to end the video!
Yep. Messed up his velour suit.
Even funnier as he sounded like one of the McKenzie brothers.
Oh jeez, eh?
Can you land Alex? Nah, nah you cant." 🤣
WELL
He was always going to land
the unknown variables where speed of landing and how wet the landing was
@@thinfourth correct lol
Imagine not being able to land. "Can you land, mate?" "Nope." 😆
He is lucky he didnt get chopped by the propellers
Proof positive that cars will always be our transportation of choice.
"Pavement, a tranquil place to reflect on your life" 😂😂
I have had my own pavement reflection time in the past. It's a great time to get your life in order.
Dunno ... most times I was down on the pavvy I was too drunk to refelect on anything but not throwing up.
I've been laid out on the pavement many times from my earlier years of life horsing around, through my tough guys years, right through my intoxicated years, and now every once in a while in my elder years, and I must admit in every instance at least on the occasions I was conscious, laying on the pavement wasn't such a bad place to take a quick moment to reflect on recent events and pull it all together, before wiping aways the blood and tears to see if I could at least figure out which way was "up!"😢
It also give time for the ringing to chime down and the birds to get out of the way before you get back up!😂
"Aweuuuuugh" 😭
"Naw, naw, he cannot." We all knew it was coming, but I still loved it.
Well, no matter how hard you’re pulling for them, if it’s on the Destination F’ked video, you already know the outcome! Lol
@Some_Dingus living the wet dream for sure
Therapist- what's your greatest fear?
me- That I might end up in one of Ozzy Man videos😆
Try it, it’s fun 😂
I reckoned there would be someway to be there...
Take the destination fark or just be a random victim of disaster or funny thing
"HOLD MY SELTZER, ILL SHOW YOU HOW TO GET SHIT MIXED" 😂😂😂😂😂
that's what got me too
Crowd: screams
cameraman: "Oh no"
all of us: lol
Who the F plants pool noodles in the winter 😅. That's a late season plant
Jokes aside, pool noodles are apparently advertised as "gardening hack". Because we don't already have enough plastics littering the earth...
His friends went back and cleaned up the mess, that guy was really wasted.
Trenton Ontario Canada that’s who 😂
😂😂😂😂
The eternal rule. Learning to fly is not as important as learning how to land.
I learned it first when I played GTA San
Jokes aside, as a lifeguard when I taught kids to swim, the first lesson was always how to get yourself out of trouble. Let yourself sink to the floor and come back up. Do that a few times in a row and you’re all set. Fear factor eradicated. Same with skating. You first learn how to brake rapidly. Then fear switches with fun.
But you’ve gotta fly first in order to try
@@ferise1 True and good point.
Mal: "Just get us on the ground!"
Wash: "That part will happen pretty definitely."
“Come on Steve-o’s mate!” 😂😂 that got me
Coincidence.
1:09 The Holiday Maker slipping out of his flippers and planking into the ocean made me fall off my chair 😂😂😂. Also the guy who charged straight into the ocean thought he could be Australian.
Harold Holt would be proud.
I learned at a pretty early age that if you dive forward like that in flippers then this is what's going to happen.
Every single time.
He looks like he's on a dive boat, and as I've been on plenty myself there's always a safety lecture.
I'm pretty sure they tell you not to do this.
If you were to do this with a SCUBA tank on then you'd really be in Destination F'd.
“… though he could be Australian.” 😂😂😂🎉
He was ready for Destination F'ed. Has his ticket out and everything. I respect and admire that.
He definitely had his way of managing to survive without any single bloody scratch
the hoverboard guy landed perfectly on Destination F'd's runway.
That would have been a big tub of honey ... with some bears on one side and swarms of bees on the other.
Lol I've never seen anyone dive out of their flippers before 😂😂😂😂
The destination f’d videos have always been my favorite thing to watch on your channel
Mine too but him trying to chose new swim wear is also hilarious
There's a certain purity to them
Ozzy reacting to Swim Wear fashion shows & Destination F'd content are both intensively hilarious 😭
Ozzy, I had my little key chain with 6 of your most favorite phrases. I work at an assisted living facility. So when my resident was complaining about something stupid as I was leaving after a 12 hour shift, I accidentally leaned on my purse where your key chain hangs. Imagine the look on 92 year old Delores when u responded "destination FUCKED!". I had no way of being dodgy so I just said "that's what Ozzyman thinks so...." and she just looked at me with that blank 92 year old stare as her meds kicked in....
My gf asked me to help her cook at 7am on superbowl Sunday....I welcome myself to destination F'k'd 😂😂😂😂😂
Cooks what? Call out for wings.
1:56 I feel MUCH better about my own tumble on the ice last month🤣
2:14
That tree limb broke his fall. Then he jumped up all like...
I meant to do that. 😂
I'm wondering why he was up there in the first place!
That was my question. I don't see anything obvious to retrieve. @@richardwallace2458
Hahahah those kids right at the start live here in Belleville, Ontario! Saw this video a couple months ago shared locally. Glad to see it's found it's way across the ocean.
Cool. Should be easy for the cops to recognize. Oh, I forgot...it's Canada. Continue on, kids.
I like that his two mates were sensible enough to stop him from doing what he was trying to do. He doesn’t deserve those mates.
Are those pool noodles even organic though?
Go Bulls!
They are now considered internet virals known as the "Stranger danger failures" 😂
"Hold my seltzer, I'll show you how to get shitmixed" CLASSIC!!!! Your videos are great!
I admire snorkel diving Holiday Maker's complete submission to the fall. No flailing, no regerts, just full reverse Kool-Aid straight in.
Do you regret spelling regrets as regerts? 😆
@@Tamaresque "I regert nothing!"
Just accepting his own fate
What ever retrad.@@Tamaresque
The drone one at the end looked so cool, then I remember this was a Destination F'ed compilation 😮
Yeah but I mean apart from the landing it was pretty awesome right?! And the landing is surely a mere crease to be ironed out in future flights!
I wonder if we could even call it a drone. Generally, 'drone' refers to unmanned aircraft. Though yea it looked awesome. Riding one of those would be the ultimate experience.
"A terrific trip to the five star resort known as pavement" had me rolling. 🤣🤣🤣
The first one was in Trenton Ontario Canada, like 25 minutes from where I live. They put pool noodles in the bottom in planters to reduce the amount of soil needed. they also act as a drainage medium when its super rainy.
But they missed the best part when one of the kids came back to clean up the mess
@@notlikely4468 oh that's good to hear!
@@notlikely4468that’s adorable 🥰
@@notlikely4468 It was that same kid who grabbed one of the planter's legs to keep his friend from pitching it through the window. Somebody give the young man a scholarship or something.
“His flippers abandoned him, what shite flippers” along side that guys nose dive had me cry laughing! 😅
Bare feet Spam man taking the side gate for a brief ice skate was all class
He mos def put that railing up himself 😂😂😂😂😂
@@darraghtormey1500 Probably not. Most of those wrought iron railings are from the 50's and 60's. Its super common to find them rusted out or nearly rusted out where they attach to the concrete
Hope he managed to pick up all those letters that fell out of the postbox!
"Bare feet Spam man taking the side gate for a brief ice skate" sounds like a dodgy euphemism 🤣
He survived that one in one whole piece 😭😂
Have missed these legend clips
"Shit-mixed" might be my favorite Aussie phrase. It's at least the one I'm most grateful for being added to my vocabulary.
My 8 year old's reaction to the 'flight': "I don't think he'll be needing a bath tonight!” ❤
Before he even took off I was thinking: "This reminds me of a surf board. What happens if you lose your balance at 100ft+ ?" It panned out much as I expected....
The dumber people get, the more episodes for Ozzy Man.
As long as we get to see Ozzy Man vids I’m all for it
Ozzy could narrate old nat geo films, and they would be entertaining.
Ozzy Man has content forever !
The silver lining in all of the world's troubles: Ozzy man can give us endless yuck yucks
Being smart isn't going to save your from Destination F, mate
Ozzy Man: Can you land, Alex?
Alex: Sure I can land, but I can only land headfirst into water
"Every body of water is a portal to Destination F'd" -Ozzy Man
“Oh no” at the end was hysterical 😂
1:44 That actually looked like it hurt,I could just imagine him crying after that.
And that right there at the end, is why upscaled drone style flying cars will never become a thing.
Can you land Alex? Nah, nah he can't destination F*cked. you are so funny Ozzy Man! Fair dinkum, I'd vouch for you!
@1:56 - Damn that's a painful way to find out your railing isn't up to code lol.
Australians call it "soccer"? I thought that was just a word Americans used because "football" means something different here.
No we also have AFL which means football to us
Or NRL, which is basically handball. Some call it Rugby.
One thing about gravity, nobody's beat it yet. Even out in the stars...
You got to give these poor souls credit. They keep trying. One day maybe.
Please, dont forget to mention, the one dude in the first clip which was holding his "friend" back, came back himself and cleaned it up. Awesome bloke, stupid friends!
2:55 - Hey, that's pretty awesome! Why don't we all have one of those?!
3:19 - Oh yeah. Yeah, that's why we don't all have one of those.
You know its gonna be a good day when OzzyMan puts up a Destination F'd video!
Ozzyman can make weather reports go viral. Love the Aussie voice and attitude. Keep it up
Bare knees on an icy sidewalk - that's gotta hurt. Was also really sad to see the drone hoverboard hit the drink. Would love it if someone could work out the kinks. Maybe put a seat on it, make a flying go-cart? That would be so fun.
It's already available for sale if you have the coin. Chances keep getting better that I will get to fly in my life. We already have the tech but our handlers don't want' us to come and go as we please. Yay FN Murica!
Or maybe some covers for the spinning blades so you dont get turned to meat puree when you fall off
Bet that handrail has been loose for years. Should have fixed it a long time ago.
That Oh No at the end.. sums up everything in this video XD
Old guy, "I'm gonna jump into this wave, here hold my dentures."
Well, when flying, any landing you can walk away from is a good one....
Lmaooo the dude diving left behind both flippers
Oh man, just imagine the world we could have if you guys supported each other in life the way you do on the field. Please, whenever one of you gets physically hurt or experiences emotional loss, wrap yourselves around each other, cry if you need to, and tell each other it's gonna be OK. 😂 Love it.
Maybe the flippers saw that shark in the water, and said, "Yeah, nah, yeah, not goin' in!"
"roads? Where we're going we don't need roads"
1:55 Just had me cackling - bye bye safety railing, mailbox, and dignity.
Calling it a "safety railing" is a bit far. 😁
Side note: Permanent markers (Sharpies, at least) wipe right off with alcohol, it's their kryptonite ✌
3:18 - where we're going we don't need roads... because its destination f****d.
Hee hee! What ish flippers! Destination f'd is my fav. Cheers from Virginia USA. Dodgy bastard I call many the daily. Thx Oz. Ha ha!
Buddy. You had to add salt to the wound with the last clip. The future is already broken 🤣😂.
Man taking out the steel railing as he fell was a future classic
The perfect level of ‘Karmic Content’ Ozzy. It has all the falls that give us a chuckle without going overboard where we have to wonder if someone is ok.
Thanks for not making me have that empathetic cringe moment we get we we think people get harmed.
My favorite series
I feel ashamed that I rewinded the "Can he land?" one too many times and LMAO everytime, I really feel it's the drone noise, OzzyMan's "No he cannot" delivery and the splosh at the end!, I'm going to hell, I'm LMAO writing this.
P.S. I do really hope the legend was not injured and walked away laughing too.
1:22 well…this escalated quickly 🌊
The best remedy for a hard day is Ozzyman Destination F-ed
It's been a shit day of destination fucked for me today.... this really cheered me up XD thankyou you big beautiful bastard!
Destination F'd got a mention on the latest Survivor AU episode.
If ever I need to feel better about myself I just watch destination fucked!! Thx to u Ozzy Man!!!
Nice to see Wile E Coyote making an appearance at the end.
“Hold my seltzer, I’ll show you how to get sh!tmixed…”
Bwahahahahahhahaha
@3:21 cameraman fired and kickfarter failed too at that moment.
It's the landing that will get you every time. 🤣
The guy on the hover board was in Detroit across from Windsor it looks like.
Which if I am correct, he fell in the Detroit River with a 7 mph current.
I guess be seeing him later in Leamington.
This is one of the best.
Thanks for the laughs.
Karma is a beautiful thing. Usually you have to wait and see how it works out 😂
Easily the best series ever 😂😂
Thanks Ozzy. I feel a little less stupid after watching these people. Yeah, I spend a lot of time in destination Fred. Luckily I'm usually alone so it doesn't get videoed, but if it ever does, I'll make sure you get a copy.
Thank you, you made a shitty day a tad better!
That last one was awesome!
Now Kevin knows where to bust it 😂😂😂😂
the guy hitting the icy concrete, stairs, the bloody ride down. He wasn't doing anything to get himself sent to D'fked. I feel bad for him
I know exactly what happened to the soccer guy. He wanted to slide on his knees but a metal lawn sprinkler had other plans.
Talk about getting dumped... Dude got dumped by his own drone!
Oh he landed. All landings are mandatory. It's the takeoff that is optional.
Bahahah I live 5 minutes from there. They actually put out a call for information to I.D. this guy who tried to throw the planter through the window.
Shit mixed is my new favorite saying. Thanks Ozzyman 😂
I don’t want to live in a world where people I’ve encountered driving will have the option to take a flying hover board. If there’s one sci fi idea that needs no further development it’s that one. And AI. Lots of shadenfreude when that guy on the drones took a dive.
Out of everything in this video, 'Stevo's mate' is the thing that really cracked me up. I can't stop laughing about it!
Dont forget, women were quick to jump and the trend and tatted their faces with Chads name and then got played by the op 😂
Such a legend; ozzyman!
Great job Alex 😂
I like how the hulk jus stood there looking at Spidey bust his ass😂
Ah... Pavement- yes, I know that zip code well
That was a good audition for green goblin though
I'm glad there were no video cameras in 1981 when I walked home drunk....
Permanent marker comes off in about 4 seconds with Wd40 if anyones curious!
The guy who jumped out of his flippers is like a kitten trying jump onto a piece of furniture that's way too far away for it.
Sweet analogy 😂😂
Alex reminds of the Green Goblin (Norman Osborn) 😎😂
The first one happened relatively near where I live
Lmao 🤣 love it !! Ozzy Man 👍
The list clip....
The guy did land ......... In the water!
If humans were meant to climb trees we would have evolved to have paws and tails.