48:41 My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.
Olee! I don't know if you read the Wise men fear quote because of me or it was other person's comment, but that moment made me very happy. Awesome video!! :3
20:23 you did my suggestion yess 😭 ive been watching your stuff since u were around 20k and i was so excited to see you were doing this (btw i couldnt really think of anything funny so i did the fitnessgram pacer test LOL)
@@MattasticASMR Waaah! I always love your content dude! I was just thinking about how your voice sounded wonderful for a Miles Edgeworth type-bit - so thank you!!! :D
Love your voice especially your character impressions. PLEASE do Patrick Bateman from American psycho I think itd be great because the way he narrates it in the movie w your voice so relaxing
My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone
Matt, You really sound like the "Crazy Scientist" that would have Designed MechaGodzilla. You're such a Fantastic Character! I love watching your Videos. Keep up the Good work!
All 3 of my ones got in "PlayStation is better than egg boxes" "why is it called rush hour when nothing moves" " crisps or chips, path or sidewalk, chips or fries " i am happy
One stood. He chose the path of perpetual torment In his ravenous hatred he found no peace and with boiling blood he scoured the Umbral Plains seeking vengeance against the dark lords who had wronged him. And those that tasted the bite of his sword named him The Doom Slayer
I saw "What is a man?" In the thumbnail and had to click on it, just because in my head I said "A MISERABLE LITTLE PILE OF SECRETS! But enough talk. HAVE AT YOU!"
You gave these often strange messages without context so much life with your facial expressions and your intonation. Really entretaining and impressive.
Never has nonesense calmed me down so much. The artist truly understands what he is reading. (hihi mine at 11:58 Thank you! It sounds better than I imagined)
I wrote down the entirety of Radiohead's Fitter Happier on your previous video's comment box, idk why I expected you to read the whole thing lmaooo,,oh well, if you are planning on doing a second video sometime I'd write down an abridged version of it. Keep up the good work!!
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THE SMILE AT 17:45
When impostor is SUS
sus
DING DING DING DING DING DING DING
DING DING DING
Jerma
looks like "Richard D. James Album"
48:43 HE SAID IT BOYS. Love you so much Matt. So glad u decided to read that one!
I didn't watch JoJo yet and I know it.
How do I know, I wanna know someone explain pls
@@JustAChinesePleb if u mean the explanation of the quote. It's the monologue of yoshikage Kira, the main antagonist of Jojos part 4.
That was good
WWWWWW! I saw ur comment yesterday…. Such a dub❤️❤️
HE DID SAY LETS GOO
48:41
My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.
Damn as jojo fan I am Proud of that
i clicked on this video as soon as i saw the jojo reference lol
YOO HE READ MY COMMENT
Killer Queen hit the like button!?!?
you're so underrated, your whispering and soft speaking is so good
Thanks a bunch!
I agree
Facts
Glad you decided to read my long Kira one, now I can sleep just like a baby.
Sleep well!
Time stamp?
@@wernergraef914 48:43
thank you sir, he is my favorite villain
What a beautiful duwang. *chew*
There must be no town as pretty as this place.
33:31 "But in the end it's only a passing thing, this shadow... "
Thank you. 💔
29:34
dont mind me. Im sharing my fave bits of the video here. Feel free to spam the replies with your faves too :D
8:18 12:27
All you had to do was follow the damn train
Dude that was me! Thanks for tagging it, I was hoping someone liked it enough to do that!
7:40 Every Ephemeral Rift fan listening to this would start rolling in their beds
I can confirm this
Yes!🔥
Aged very well, but for the exact opposite reason you'd have expected 2 years ago
17:48 that face. So beautiful.
Jerma
46:41 Making me wait till the final few minutes I hear my favorite line (comment). Now that's clever.
Thanks again, Matt, for another fun video.
Thank you!
This feels like that one part in the credits of a video game where it thanks everyone including you
Yes! Thank you for reading my comment! (23:58) Greetings from Italy!
Matt's got some of the best video ideas around. Great video man
Thank you!
I would love to see you in a movie, Idk.. you have a cimematographic face, a great actor skills and a deep voice
Thanks!
Good soup
There’s me 2 seconds away from straight just listening and then…
*Pog*
instantly had me creased
This man could easily do an asmr roleplay as Lex Luthor
"Lex Lutcher never washes his Luthor hands (the first one was a intended typo pun)
“The Red Capes are coming! The Red Capes are coming!”
This can only end in chaos.
4:35 thanks for reading my comment !!!
The ammount of references in the thumb is just so good I had to click. Awesome video.
Thank you!
Your voice is so nice and comforting your asmrs are so good you should have 1million+ subs!
23:28 LMAO Thank you for saying mine
You’re welcome!
He has the perfect whispering voice, please do more whispering, lovely.
It is a strange feeling to hear you say what I put almost like wining a giveaway. I don't know but it was strange but I love it
16:30 That’s some high quality commercial nostalgia right there!
19:47 this is straight up an itachi quote bruh
Knew it was Itachi
Olee! I don't know if you read the Wise men fear quote because of me or it was other person's comment, but that moment made me very happy.
Awesome video!! :3
Thank you!
HAPPY THANKSGIVING ASMattR!
Man their right! Seeing your own comment being read out is weird. Great video as always
Thank you!
48:41 We did it boys
Killer Queen Daisan no Bakugan BAITSA DUSTO
The way you go from soft spoken to whispering is god like, great stuff man
Thank you!
Matt keep on going you are my favorite Asmara
TH-camr
There it is! Thanks Matt! Loved the video!
25:22
Thank you!
36:43
He did it. The mad lad actually did it.
I now diagnose you with hair. Your welcome.
20:23 you did my suggestion yess 😭 ive been watching your stuff since u were around 20k and i was so excited to see you were doing this
(btw i couldnt really think of anything funny so i did the fitnessgram pacer test LOL)
Thanks for sticking around!
This made me laugh😂
39:07 MADE IT
Thanks for reading it Matt
You’re welcome!
Everybody gangster till they realize they have to listen to this video for 50 minutes to find out if their comment got in or not
6:23 We made it boys!
Anyone whose comment he read: "He said the thing, HE SAID THE THING!"
20:06 It was an honor sir
three dots > open transcript > ctrl+f > "among us" > 12:27
32:34 LETS GO BOYSSSSS WOOOO! Thank you so much Matt! Here’s to a good night’s sleep for all of us!
You're welcome!
@@MattasticASMR Waaah! I always love your content dude! I was just thinking about how your voice sounded wonderful for a Miles Edgeworth type-bit - so thank you!!! :D
Love your voice especially your character impressions. PLEASE do Patrick Bateman from American psycho I think itd be great because the way he narrates it in the movie w your voice so relaxing
Gonna have to watch the whole thing to see if mine got in! Found it at 22:46 Thanks Matt!
I'm gonna do the same and edit my comment whether mine made it in as well afterwards. Edit: It didn't make it in :(
My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone
The cheeky smile at 29:31 sold it.
This is some great community interaction Matt! Thanks for reading my comment lol. You are AWESOME!
Thank you!
42:57 he did mine! Yay!!
Matt, You really sound like the "Crazy Scientist" that would have Designed MechaGodzilla.
You're such a Fantastic Character! I love watching your Videos.
Keep up the Good work!
Ha, another Kaiju fan I see.
@@CheddaCheeser It's been a year
All 3 of my ones got in "PlayStation is better than egg boxes" "why is it called rush hour when nothing moves" " crisps or chips, path or sidewalk, chips or fries " i am happy
brilliant as always ✨
Thanks!
@@MattasticASMR ur welcone
I love ur profile pic
@@sephyiscool thank you
One stood. He chose the path of perpetual torment
In his ravenous hatred he found no peace and with boiling blood he scoured the Umbral Plains seeking vengeance against the dark lords who had wronged him.
And those that tasted the bite of his sword named him The Doom Slayer
2:52
Here is mine. Its like if i won a giveaway. Thanks for saying mine.
You’re welcome!
I love how you shook your head with a disgusted look when that person said that TROS was the best Star Wars 😂😂
7:58 LETS GOOOOOOO
48:41 perfection
OH MY GOD HE SAID MY CHICKEN COMMET (AND IT MADE THE THUMBNAIL 🙏) thank u so much Matt❤️ appreciate it so much and keep up the phenomenal content!!🤝
Thank you!
You read my comment Matt that’s so awesome 😃😃😃 great work as always!
Thank you!
I saw "What is a man?" In the thumbnail and had to click on it, just because in my head I said "A MISERABLE LITTLE PILE OF SECRETS! But enough talk. HAVE AT YOU!"
You gave these often strange messages without context so much life with your facial expressions and your intonation. Really entretaining and impressive.
Thanks a bunch!
He said it yessss 40:40
17:02 thank you for reading my comment
41:55 he did it! The madman quietly screeched eeeeeee
for some reason that's really relaxing
Thank you for giving me yet another favourite trigger that doesn't exist 💀
The Doom reference made me happy
21:35 ayo thats my comment!! i feel so special omg
I think I audibly gasped when I heard him read mine 13:35
I really like this concept. Do you think you’ll do a video like this again sometime?
Maybe one day!
Def Gonna be sleeping to this one tonight. Love the vids man!
Thank you, and sleep well!
34:12 like tears in rain... time to die. Thanks for reading my comment matt!
Love your vids and I was happy to hear my comments.
Thanks!
25:43 Aw, sweet it's my comment! Thanks for reading it!
You’re welcome!
Some of these you did really well which made them even more funny 😂
Thank you!
That smile after onomatopoeia was golden
Did mine get in? (Killer Queen already touched)
I don’t think I can watch the whole video without falling asleep (in a good way)
If you would get this one for another video like this well here goes nothing, so its the same type of stand as star platinum.
LET'S GO, HE QUOTED SPONGEBOB, HALF-LIFE, FALLOUT, AND THE ELDERS SCROLLS!
Edit: I made a grammar mistake
"onomatopoeia ten times" *TrollFace*
Awesome video with great tingles, well done💪👍
Thank you!
48:43 I'm so happy when someone makes a Jojo reference in ASMR
Welp, someone did the Splentastic. My day was made.
I DON'T KNOW WHO SAID THE HOT WHEELS ACCELERACERS BIT BUT MAN'S BASED AF
Hes like the hitman of asmr
11:22 My name is Isaac and my birthday is this coming up Wednesday so this freaked me out for a few seconds! 😂🤣
3:16 oh my goodness he actually said it
and yes i didn’t see this until now because youtube didn’t send me a notification, sorry about that :P
Love the Doom quote
Never has nonesense calmed me down so much.
The artist truly understands what he is reading.
(hihi mine at 11:58
Thank you! It sounds better than I imagined)
Thank you!
It just occurred to me you would make a great young Elrond, you should do a RP
37:11 Mum I made it
12:59 He read my comment! He really did!
40:50 I was genuinely not expecting mine to be read lol
I hope you do another one of these some day. Keep up the good work!
Thank you!
Have you ever considered a Darth Maul or Galen Marek roleplay video? You look and sound a lot like Sam Witwer.
I wrote down the entirety of Radiohead's Fitter Happier on your previous video's comment box, idk why I expected you to read the whole thing lmaooo,,oh well, if you are planning on doing a second video sometime I'd write down an abridged version of it. Keep up the good work!!
I came here after the matrix interrogation and now the agent's just having a glitch
Who ever wrote the castlevania one you're a legend
"I do not give you permission to read my comment on your next video"
Face proceeds to have Grinch physics
Now you should get an AI to write ASMR
Good idea! 🤔
Going to hunt for my comment
Edit: found it at 16:22
Thanks Matt!
22:02 it's nice to know that i'm not alone :)
39:51 Look mom I made it!
You should do a part 2!
11:05 you said mine 😃