[Vinesauce] Vinny - Nobunga wrote this

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  • @alanrcastro8580
    @alanrcastro8580 ปีที่แล้ว +934

    I love how Angeal sounds like he's reading the Wikipedia entry for "monster" instead of expressing his thoughts

    • @MitridatedCarbon
      @MitridatedCarbon ปีที่แล้ว +32

      I think and hope the original Japanese dialogue made more sense and it got weird through localization.

    • @toagradius8856
      @toagradius8856 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      @@MitridatedCarbon
      I could definitely see it working in a sorta sarcastic tone. Like he’s pointing out that he’s doing the typical monster things as a joke but deep down knows his reasons are genuine.
      But everything is delivered with exactly the same tone so it just doesn’t work

    • @MitridatedCarbon
      @MitridatedCarbon ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@toagradius8856 maybe in the original Japanese "monster" was more of a specific term which might works as a Japanese saying. Cause "revenge" and "world domination" despite being weird terms, they habe nothing to do with monsters.

    • @AngraMainiiu
      @AngraMainiiu ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Half the time it sounds like he's reading off of Wikipedia...

    • @blackheartzerotheundergrou3225
      @blackheartzerotheundergrou3225 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      *_OXFORD'S DICTIONARY DEFINES "MONSTER" AS..._*

  • @SmeddyTooBestChannel
    @SmeddyTooBestChannel ปีที่แล้ว +1764

    i now understand where all of the kids with gaia online accounts got their personality from

    • @genoteh9706
      @genoteh9706 ปีที่แล้ว +118

      That hurt... But you're not wrong either

    • @ImmaLittlePip
      @ImmaLittlePip ปีที่แล้ว +132

      You just took me back to the late 2000s when hot topic, GTA, shadow the hedgehog and gangsta rap and grunge were king of the world

    • @BuruKyu
      @BuruKyu ปีที่แล้ว +5

      omg is tartara colgada from tofu project

    • @noaag
      @noaag ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@ImmaLittlePip what are you talking about those are STILL king of the world, just that we now have goth gf, cowboy gta 2, and a torrential monsoon of sonic shitposts
      this has actually been a huge year for my guy Shadow as I have personally seen cool Shadow content from SnapCube, SuperMega, and of course Jehtt absolutely killing it on the edgy firearms enthusiast black hedgehog front

    • @fauster2850
      @fauster2850 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@ImmaLittlePip grunge was the early 90s...

  • @iBlewupthemoon98
    @iBlewupthemoon98 ปีที่แล้ว +321

    “Well then. What are they?”
    “Angel’s wings.”

    “Bullshit.”
    [Angeal starts playing Nu Metal from his iPod]

  • @Lyn685
    @Lyn685 ปีที่แล้ว +1014

    Angeal...I should've been the one to fill your dark Soul with LIIIIIIIGHT!

    • @Matthew-jb4cc
      @Matthew-jb4cc ปีที่แล้ว +70

      That line always gets a chuckle out of me.

    • @CrystalRose1111
      @CrystalRose1111 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      When I grow old into a decrepit fossil that line will still be funny

    • @masterseal0418
      @masterseal0418 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Lol, DMC1 reference.

    • @dragopy2410
      @dragopy2410 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      So glad I'm not the only one who thought of this

    • @BeavisSaves
      @BeavisSaves ปีที่แล้ว +26

      WHAT AM I FIGHTING FOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

  • @HarrisBoe
    @HarrisBoe ปีที่แล้ว +979

    Angeal: “then what should an angel fight for, Zack?”
    Zack: “traditionally angels fight for our Lord, God in Heaven”
    Angeal: “odd, I don’t remember taking on a Jenova’s Witness as my apprentice.”

    • @kabutomushigerman9852
      @kabutomushigerman9852 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      honestly i thought that this would actually happened but lol

    • @lxxvx
      @lxxvx ปีที่แล้ว +23

      this deserves more updoots

    • @MrMallard19
      @MrMallard19 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      And that's when Angeal punches him in the gut

    • @Hwyadylaw
      @Hwyadylaw ปีที่แล้ว +57

      Christis core

    • @CapnShades
      @CapnShades ปีที่แล้ว +37

      "Jenova's Witness" I am so MAD that I didn't come up with that first.

  • @TrappedInFloor
    @TrappedInFloor ปีที่แล้ว +1616

    I love melodramatic Japanese writing.

    • @mushijian7839
      @mushijian7839 ปีที่แล้ว

      Playing JRPG Is like eating sushi.
      One time it's exquisite, two times it's fucking annoying. (And you just wishing that this piece of a shit second antagonist gets a shovel in his face by Geralt from Rivia and Tony Soprano, instead of forgiveness.)

    • @Hwyadylaw
      @Hwyadylaw ปีที่แล้ว +151

      The localisation really sells it

    • @lordbauer5983
      @lordbauer5983 ปีที่แล้ว +153

      Switching from Japanese to English turns this from “melodramatic anime” to “Jesse, what tf are you talking about?”

    • @kingcrimson4133
      @kingcrimson4133 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      It sounds like an excuse but this kinda writing really does just sound better in Japanese, coming from someone who speaks it. It doesn't help that the translation work and the voice acting are both very clumsy.

    • @darkscoutergamer6168
      @darkscoutergamer6168 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Same I love it 🤣

  • @AfroRyan
    @AfroRyan ปีที่แล้ว +610

    Angels dream of one thing: pizza pasta pepperoni.

    • @chiffydragon
      @chiffydragon ปีที่แล้ว +29

      This comment is full of dreams...and honor.

    • @october1820
      @october1820 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@chiffydragon And pizza pasta pepperoni?

    • @iamabestcowVEVO_OFFICIAL
      @iamabestcowVEVO_OFFICIAL ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@october1820 And pizza pasta pepperoni.

    • @Matt_19-89
      @Matt_19-89 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Do Angels dream of electric wings?

    • @october1820
      @october1820 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Matt_19-89 Do Binyots dream about electric pizza pasta pepperoni?

  • @CapnShades
    @CapnShades ปีที่แล้ว +329

    I am so glad they didn't change the timing. Zack's zero-hesitation "that's not even funny" is so damn hilarious no matter who's voicing him.

  • @worldscoolestperson7672
    @worldscoolestperson7672 ปีที่แล้ว +809

    Such a whiplash from the high quality translation and dubbing of Remake back to mid-2000s squeenix schlock.

    • @macuser7048
      @macuser7048 ปีที่แล้ว +176

      Not even. The PSP game didn't even sound THIS BAD.

    • @sdbzfan1
      @sdbzfan1 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      Well remake is a modern script while crisis core has a script from the 2007 psp game one for one

    • @purplenoids
      @purplenoids ปีที่แล้ว +78

      it's called kino

    • @DarkButz
      @DarkButz ปีที่แล้ว +51

      @@sdbzfan1 Yeah, but you could make that script still work a bit better if the VAs didn't sound like they recorded the lines separately and with absolutely no context.

    • @sdbzfan1
      @sdbzfan1 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @@DarkButz true Rick Gomez was the hightlight of the old dub

  • @jaydeng.3029
    @jaydeng.3029 ปีที่แล้ว +160

    I love the fact that all of these Jenova hybrids are just shedding constantly

    • @burgbass
      @burgbass ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Must be a lot of uncomfortable pin feathers

  • @HarrisBoe
    @HarrisBoe ปีที่แล้ว +218

    They COULD have done a rewrite, but then it wouldn’t be Crisis Core

  • @CarlMakesVideos
    @CarlMakesVideos ปีที่แล้ว +1008

    Nomura actually had no writing credit on this game, if you can believe it. The voices and the timing really throw things off further too, make the already sort of disconnected dialogue there seem even more so.

    • @PolyverseCube
      @PolyverseCube ปีที่แล้ว +53

      I don't know why people don't just play in Japanese whenever dubs are this awful

    • @fenix0seraph
      @fenix0seraph ปีที่แล้ว +191

      I feel like most of the dumb bullshit in the Compilation of FF7 that people tend to blame on Nomura probably came from Kazushige Nojima. Nomura was more of an idea and general concepts guy, but Nojima was the scenario writer in charge of the execution which is where a lot of it fell on its face.

    • @brycebitetti1402
      @brycebitetti1402 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      @FenixSeraph Both of them are masters at making the most basic interactions awkward and the most simple of plots convoluted as all hell. Put them together and you get FFVII Remake, the pinnacle of throwing just the _most_ into a story without thinking about the endeavor wholistically.

    • @thatitalianlameguy2235
      @thatitalianlameguy2235 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      @@brycebitetti1402 but 358/2 is the one with the most natural dialogue and the only one that is nomura written directly

    • @paperluigi6132
      @paperluigi6132 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      @@fenix0seraph hell, Nojima AND Sakaguchi wanted to kill off more than just Aerith in the original FFVII, and it was Nomura himself who reined them back.

  • @MrShellbuster
    @MrShellbuster ปีที่แล้ว +367

    The original voice acting was so monotone and more controlled, this really does have that extremely over reactive tone. It's fucking hilarious

    • @vincenthawthorne9360
      @vincenthawthorne9360 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Whether you wanna argue the original English dub was bad or not it’s far better than this. The original voice at least actually tried.

    • @eevee4
      @eevee4 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      ​@@vincenthawthorne9360go back and listen to angeal's original english dub, they're both just different flavors of monotony (aka not really trying at all).

  • @MichaelMacaw
    @MichaelMacaw ปีที่แล้ว +189

    I love how Vinny’s reaction to this is laughing even harder than when he got to this part in the PSP version. It’s like how he loses it every time Dracula recites the Bible at the end of SotN.

  • @DeathKnight5608
    @DeathKnight5608 ปีที่แล้ว +78

    1:33 Imagine if Zack started crying like a baby right there on the ground, holding his gut.

  • @timothyfinn3619
    @timothyfinn3619 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    The voice acting is on par with Devil May Cry 1's “I should've been the one fill your dark soul with LIGHT!”

    • @Giovfunny
      @Giovfunny ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Nah that was just one weird line mixed with a voice crack, this whole scene was terrible

  • @onlinestonedogii
    @onlinestonedogii ปีที่แล้ว +57

    They named him Angeal because he has angel wings. Angeal stands for angel but with an extra a

  • @cobrasix9575
    @cobrasix9575 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    I liked the part where Zach said "Truly this is the Core of the Crisis." and then fell through the floor.

  • @fieryrebirth
    @fieryrebirth ปีที่แล้ว +73

    Vinny was losing his shit at this line in the original game stream too. I could tell he REALLY had to dial it back for this reimagining.

  • @firstnamlastnam2141
    @firstnamlastnam2141 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    I can be your Angeal...
    ...or your Deviel...

  • @gladiusbladeofthenorth9939
    @gladiusbladeofthenorth9939 ปีที่แล้ว +91

    Gongaga

  • @shubhamnew
    @shubhamnew ปีที่แล้ว +62

    the music and the pauses in the dialogue gave me hella Deadly Premonition vibes, which made this clip that much more hilarious

    • @demonking41-l8j
      @demonking41-l8j ปีที่แล้ว +21

      "So tell me Zach. Are you a fan of the Final Fantasy franchise? After we're done with this case, we can watch this new movie I bought... Final Fantasy: The spirits within..."

  • @FlameHidden
    @FlameHidden ปีที่แล้ว +587

    That Zack voice just aint doing it

    • @macuser7048
      @macuser7048 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      Sounds like a worse actor reading lines on a script.

    • @EdgeHeadFUHaters
      @EdgeHeadFUHaters ปีที่แล้ว +92

      If they were gonna go with a new voice actor just snag Axel's VA from Kingdom Hearts and call it a day.
      Like god damn, Zack's new voice sounds like he just woke up from a coma.

    • @RainbowCheesus
      @RainbowCheesus ปีที่แล้ว +41

      I figured I'd get used to it with time but I just can't. Especially knowing how great his voice was in the PSP game.

    • @RookieBalboa
      @RookieBalboa ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@EdgeHeadFUHaters Axel’s VA was outed as a sex pest so kinda glad he isnt in this

    • @SleebyRise
      @SleebyRise ปีที่แล้ว +118

      @@RookieBalboa a few google searches seem to point towards those allegations being proven false

  • @BlueLiminality
    @BlueLiminality ปีที่แล้ว +79

    Never thought I'd see an anime version of a Neil Breen movie.

  • @palientologist
    @palientologist ปีที่แล้ว +38

    Holy shit this is kino.

  • @virtualdash
    @virtualdash ปีที่แล้ว +31

    Truly, the writing of all time

  • @Tenji140
    @Tenji140 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    this dialogue is a punch in the gut

  • @Maggot-Milk
    @Maggot-Milk ปีที่แล้ว +57

    I'm glad final fantasy is going a different direction with its inspirations from The Room

  • @Ro321chile
    @Ro321chile ปีที่แล้ว +55

    Ff7: a story about caring for nature
    Ff7 expanded universe:

    • @snatchr2451
      @snatchr2451 ปีที่แล้ว

      FF really lost something when Sakaguchi left.

    • @budakbaongsiah
      @budakbaongsiah ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@snatchr2451
      He hasn't been that involved in FF since FFV, though. Although XI was turned into an online game because Sakaguchi fell in love with Everquest.

    • @stanbrule9357
      @stanbrule9357 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@budakbaongsiahSakaguchi didn't direct the games after 5 but was still heavily involved with the story for 6, 7, and 9 I'm pretty sure.

  • @pepsicola4718
    @pepsicola4718 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    "WHAT DO ANGELS DREAM OF!?"
    Almost as bad as when Dante said
    "I should've been the one to fill your dark soul with LIGGGGHT!!!!"

    • @Xenoforge78
      @Xenoforge78 19 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Nah, this is much, MUCH worse

  • @js-ro5jk
    @js-ro5jk ปีที่แล้ว +20

    This scene perfectly sums up the overall experience of Crisis Core. Unintentionally hilarious and awkward

  • @Dragorosso95
    @Dragorosso95 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    It’s not even Nomura’s writing, it’s Nojima’s…

  • @theotherjared9824
    @theotherjared9824 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Zack is just a regular guy dropped into the world of FF7.

  • @FunkyGhost37
    @FunkyGhost37 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    Vinny losing it at the exact same moments as his first stream of CC is great.

    • @islandboy9381
      @islandboy9381 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The original and this should be put side by side the audio will sound the same

  • @shadowthephoenix1
    @shadowthephoenix1 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    Everytime i see scenes from this game, whether being the remake or original, i just cant believe adults wrote this. It feels like the lead writer was actually an employee's 12 year old son.

    • @mr__switch1825
      @mr__switch1825 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Tbf tho
      This does sound better in Japanese
      Not bcs of the voices but bcs what is said makes more sense in Japanese writing. That's why a lot of jrpgs have similar writing that seems cringe and weird for ppl in the west.

    • @enricomugoy5869
      @enricomugoy5869 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@mr__switch1825 But FF7 isn't just some JRPG. Old JRPG has this mature and well thought writing. Yes, even in Japanese, FF7 OG dialogue is mature and they talk like people. This is just some melodramatic bs.

  • @relientlykrazie6011
    @relientlykrazie6011 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Went back and rewatched Vinny react to this scene in the OG version and... yeah, the voice acting does sound better there than here, despite Angeal's monotonous delivery (which might have been what they were going for, he's so dry to compare to Zack's overzealous "puppy-like" nature/delivery).

  • @JamienautMark2
    @JamienautMark2 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    I understand part of Vinny’s love for this game is nostalgia. But seeing this I totally think Vinny would actually like Kingdom Hearts, it’s the same stupid yet amazing writing.

    • @governor_explosion
      @governor_explosion ปีที่แล้ว +26

      There’s a Hard Times article that points out that every dumb thing that happens in KH actually happened previously in some other FF game, it’s just that you REALIZE how stupid it is once the Disney characters show up.

    • @thatitalianlameguy2235
      @thatitalianlameguy2235 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@governor_explosion kh is supposed to be goofy tho, it's half a fucking Disney game, goofy dies as a joke

    • @FROEZOEN
      @FROEZOEN ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Kingdom Hearts is dogshit if you didn't grow up with it. Zero exceptions.

    • @JamienautMark2
      @JamienautMark2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@FROEZOEN When I say stupid but amazing it’s ironic enjoyment. Outside of 2 moments in the whole franchise that made me feel emotional, the whole series is like watching something like The Room. I’m amazed real people wrote some of the shit that happens.

    • @Dakayto
      @Dakayto ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Kingdoms hearts writing was never amazing

  • @TheShockVox
    @TheShockVox 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    It’s not just the writing. The right delivery can make even bad writing work. Zack’s old actor was charming as hell. New actor doesn’t deserve the shit he got online. But his inexperience was apparent

  • @rh.4ndu
    @rh.4ndu ปีที่แล้ว +56

    never in my life have i ever watched or played any final fantasy game, all i know of them is what gets talked and joked about during other streams. this just feels like a fever dream, especially when the game looks polished like this 😂

    • @derpstick5467
      @derpstick5467 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Same well I also know about the Tifa porn 😅

    • @MisterPancake778
      @MisterPancake778 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I have like 1k hours in XIV and about halfway though I couldn't fucking take it anymore, and just turned on the Japanese voices and wallowed in my ignorance for the quality of the voice acting and just started speed reading text boxes, and yes there is some of this in XIV (although not anywhere as pronounced this) also they have English accents instead.

    • @fugfiggen1536
      @fugfiggen1536 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@MisterPancake778 XIV's English voice acting is good as fuck in the expansions, what are you on?

    • @MisterPancake778
      @MisterPancake778 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@fugfiggen1536 I did not turn on english voices for the expansions so I will not debate that, that being said I have heard the voice acting for some of the raids/trials (ivalice raids in particular) and while theyre good, im perfectly content with my RPG weeb characters sounding like japanese people.

    • @fugfiggen1536
      @fugfiggen1536 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@MisterPancake778 Oh, halfway through A Realm Reborn. That is much more understandable.

  • @Thaltas
    @Thaltas ปีที่แล้ว +253

    Jesus christ the voice acting director needs to be put off this. The voice direction here is abysmal, im so sad the VAs are gonna get shat on over someone who definetely didnt organize the dialogue properly. Makes the original dub sound like a miracle

    • @jonathand.4088
      @jonathand.4088 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      It kind of sucks for the new voice actors, because they have to match the exact timing and mouth movements of the original dub which really hinders their performance.

    • @vacuumboots
      @vacuumboots ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@jonathand.4088 thats no excuse lol every anime has that issue and almost every localized game. VAs are trained to match lips and they get multiple takes, and the audio can be further edited. This was a hack job, albeit a hilarious one.

    • @victorhugocostaesilva
      @victorhugocostaesilva ปีที่แล้ว +10

      While that's true, this scene played almost the same way in the original. It's pretty faithful in its badness lol

    • @cloudftw113
      @cloudftw113 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      In a way, the updates to the voice direction make the dialog worse. Because it's modern higher effort dubbing with early to mid 2000's lines of dialog. It creates this bizarre dissonance that's weirdly fascinating to listen to. Like with the Star Wars Prequels, it doesn't matter how good of an actor you are, sufficiently bad dialog can never be saved.

    • @TheMedjed-k9n
      @TheMedjed-k9n ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@vacuumboots I think it’s a bit unfair to compare it to anime. Anime typically has very simple and minimal mouth moment it’s either O or _ pretty easy to match. But when it comes to video game cutscenes with more detailed expressions it’s quite difficult to match

  • @otakamerd1220
    @otakamerd1220 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    People complain about the dialogue and voice acting but Tomar is in this one

  • @DAFORCEFilms
    @DAFORCEFilms ปีที่แล้ว +36

    Nobunga-style action with writing by that genius Kojumbo.

  • @naranara1690
    @naranara1690 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I'll never forget when Montezuma declared his revenge against Cortés and posthumously shit the ass of every conquistador. Truly one of the all time

  • @racerdawg86
    @racerdawg86 ปีที่แล้ว +91

    i bet to nobunga in japanese it seems ultra mega cool and deep

  • @jkbobful
    @jkbobful ปีที่แล้ว +27

    Nojima was the writer of Crisis Core he also wrote Stranger's of Paradise

    • @loading2463
      @loading2463 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      stranger of Paradise was a Master piece

  • @emmetthatcher9583
    @emmetthatcher9583 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    "What ith it you're after, Douglath?"

    • @XmodxgodX
      @XmodxgodX ปีที่แล้ว +7

      "I was just on my way to play catch with Skeeter. Why are you asking me that all of a sudden anyways?"

    • @Zeppelee
      @Zeppelee ปีที่แล้ว +8

      "Your grill."

  • @mrpingasman3079
    @mrpingasman3079 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    My god the voice direction

  • @glitchmaster2672
    @glitchmaster2672 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Nobunga? No! Me gongaga!

  • @OkamioftheRinnegan
    @OkamioftheRinnegan ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Between this and Birth By Sleep, I think there was just something about the PSP that really brought out the Nobunga in Nobunga.

    • @masteroflight7296
      @masteroflight7296 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      is Nobunga suposed to be Nomura? because he had nothing to do with the original Crisis core other then character design.

  • @williambirkin7960
    @williambirkin7960 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Who's the Freak that dreams to be a human when they can fly and all ?

  • @ashencometmom5291
    @ashencometmom5291 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    there are two kinds of people:
    -people who thought this was really cool as teenagers and now find it cringe
    -people who called it cringe as teenagers to look mature and are now ready to admit that they genuinely like it

  • @J-Pow
    @J-Pow ปีที่แล้ว +82

    People are complaining about the new voice acting, but no delivery is going to save this writing.

    • @Pokemen396
      @Pokemen396 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Idk, the original was alright. Not great but how can you dub a remake without looking at the original scene and thinking *this* is better?

    • @thatitalianlameguy2235
      @thatitalianlameguy2235 ปีที่แล้ว

      What is wrong with this? His mom fucking killed herself, and he's a mutant, I think he's allowed to act emo and zack tells him to not be stupid

    • @PrincessNine
      @PrincessNine ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Ah yes, the take of the century. "The dialogues still bad"
      So....like.....it's GOOD we have worse acting????? Most would opt to soften the blow not worsen it

    •  ปีที่แล้ว

      @@PrincessNine yes, it's good that the voice acting is worse, fits better with the script

    • @PrincessNine
      @PrincessNine ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @ literally worse lines have been saved by great deliveries but okay. Fuck effort

  • @majorghoul9017
    @majorghoul9017 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Legit shocked that Angeal didn't just kiss Zach on the lips

  • @MMDTrxsh
    @MMDTrxsh 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    "World dominatio-"
    *_"That's not even funny, man!"_*

  • @kiyopawn
    @kiyopawn ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I played crisis core before knowing anything from Ff7 and it was such a wild ride, I was like what the fuck.

  • @BaldorfBreakdowns
    @BaldorfBreakdowns ปีที่แล้ว +3

    0:28 the line sounds like it's being read as a question.

  • @SinisterShrink
    @SinisterShrink ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Never been into FF so I'm just gonna assume that is the Echo fighter for Cloud, aka Dark Cloud

  • @eckitronix
    @eckitronix ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Embrace the memes, and you'll relive your dreams.
    Also I know it's anime swordsmen in a sci fi world fighting over not realistically much but Vinny still over here channeling Zero's Traumatic Loss lmfao

  • @sokoTV2
    @sokoTV2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    If you guys don't know, the english cast for this game is completely recasted from the PSP original. The Japanese cast is the same I hear, but they also rerecorded all the dialogue over there too.

    • @NintendoFan7141
      @NintendoFan7141 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Its really strange how the original English cast for FF7 got completely recast at some point despite some VAs even saying they were keeping their roles in Remake like a couple years before it actually came out, but every other language got to keep it's cast.
      Makes no sense to me why its just the English cast that got a complete recast.

    • @_Cetarial
      @_Cetarial ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@NintendoFan7141They were ”too old” or something like that.

    • @Super_Suchi
      @Super_Suchi ปีที่แล้ว +7

      What’s even weirder is that the original voice actors are still playing the characters in kingdom hearts

    • @PrincessNine
      @PrincessNine ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@NintendoFan7141 the voice director is on some ego trip I swear

  • @benwilson936
    @benwilson936 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    1:27 IM NOT GONNA SUGARCOAT IT

    • @ZykonIGuess
      @ZykonIGuess 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      DAYYUUUUUUM

  • @SciontheDark
    @SciontheDark ปีที่แล้ว +27

    Man. The OG Zack VA does such a better job. This guy sounds like he's holding his nostrils shut.

    • @enricomugoy5869
      @enricomugoy5869 ปีที่แล้ว

      Better or not, the writing is still dog shite. You can't do much if the script is trash.

  • @peckneck2439
    @peckneck2439 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I'm happy that it didn't got a rewrite because it it did you couldn't easily replace new Zack voice actor with his old one lmao

  • @boomerangmonkey8263
    @boomerangmonkey8263 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    That script is Final FANCY!

  • @Filthma
    @Filthma ปีที่แล้ว +22

    I'll admit I have more nostalgia for this game than possibly any game ever but... I swear, the original voice acting makes this dialogue work so much better. What is going on here maaaan?

    • @lotus2001
      @lotus2001 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      it’s called copium

  • @luigiboyinblu
    @luigiboyinblu ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That’s right, I love Final Fantasy VII at its best AND at its worst

  • @McManners100
    @McManners100 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Angeal gets an angel’s wing. Its like poetry it rhymes

  • @SpookSkellington
    @SpookSkellington ปีที่แล้ว +67

    This is the level of writing you'd see in a bad gay porn, but nowhere near as funny.
    Then again nothing will ever be as funny as "throw me some numbers" or "it gets bigger when i pull it"

    • @jaakarimiquel8473
      @jaakarimiquel8473 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Embrace your dreams. Your deep dark fantasies.

    • @Weebash14886
      @Weebash14886 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@jaakarimiquel8473 "Im sorry Zack
      -Sorry for what ? Your dad told you not to be ashamed of your dreams and honors, especially since your buster sword is such at good size and all"

  • @daquaviousbingleton8633
    @daquaviousbingleton8633 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Its like the Agnus Redux cutscene from dmc4 but completely devoid of irony.

  • @jaredberry4762
    @jaredberry4762 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Did my man Angeal just do Power Wave?!

  • @FlCl3000
    @FlCl3000 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    This powerful cringe hit me so hard when I was a teen
    It’s so hilarious but I still love it

  • @dreamywolfdd
    @dreamywolfdd ปีที่แล้ว +2

    0:47 its like a hyena and a goose enter a room at the same time

  • @hooty8703
    @hooty8703 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    This is popsicle stick tier writing

  • @thedingleberrybush6076
    @thedingleberrybush6076 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Did...did they just The Roomify Crisis Core?

  • @greatsaiyaguy8868
    @greatsaiyaguy8868 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    John Mulaney sounding ass

  • @OtherMomo
    @OtherMomo ปีที่แล้ว +67

    this is why i dont play japanese games in english, its so hard to keep tone without re-doing the pacing of the dialogue of the WHOLE GAME's animations

    • @OtherMomo
      @OtherMomo ปีที่แล้ว +14

      wait i do play MonHun in english, the player call-outs are useful
      "IT'S TARGETING YOU!" okay ill stop mashing for a sec

    • @arzfan29
      @arzfan29 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      99% of them are good in English, this is a rare example of one that isn't super good

    • @Moshca
      @Moshca ปีที่แล้ว +5

      The original game had good voice acting

    • @urbiznesnunuv6938
      @urbiznesnunuv6938 ปีที่แล้ว

      Or the game is just shit

    • @Oroxom3
      @Oroxom3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I only play some japanese games in english NOW. Dubs have improved a lot... but some cases are... qeird haha

  • @EisenSMT
    @EisenSMT 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Most bad voice acting comes down to direction. I can almost guarantee the actors were told to speak this way to convey that 2000s cheese

  • @Glitch_Man42
    @Glitch_Man42 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    Something tells me the voice direction in this game is not good.

    • @HamsterPants522
      @HamsterPants522 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      something tells me there wasn't a voice director at all

    • @hummingvoid7824
      @hummingvoid7824 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Either the direction is bad or they intentionally make the voice acting as cheesy as the OG like Shenmue 3... for some reason.

  • @isame731
    @isame731 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    0:02 the tiger poster

  • @myoiri
    @myoiri 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    THE WINGS OF AN ANGEAL IMCMCMCMFKDKFKFKFKKFKFKFF

  • @sergioescobar1391
    @sergioescobar1391 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Genius Nobunga

  • @LazyStarrfish
    @LazyStarrfish ปีที่แล้ว +1

    “Spell it out, buddy”

  • @doghelm8514
    @doghelm8514 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    I mean, I think I get what they were trying to go for. It ties back to Angeal's constant preaching about dreams and honor, him not using his family's sword symbolizing those beliefs, the existential question of whether only humans are capable of having goals and dreams, Angeal forcing Zack to kill him to ultimately pass on his sword/dreams to Zack. Even all the angel talk actually amounts to something pretty emotional by the very last scene in the game with Zack reaching out.
    But man, I have to agree that those lines are so melodramatic in how they're written and delivered that the whole thing feels more like an impromptu theater play by first year philosophy students.

  • @FinchesInTheRain49
    @FinchesInTheRain49 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I swear to god I thought they were gonna kiss this whole cutscene

  • @CACOaugus1o
    @CACOaugus1o ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I have the impression Angeal's lines were suposed to be delivered with sarcasm. But they just read the lines straightfaced.

  • @vanilla8956
    @vanilla8956 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    This feels written by AI

  • @chuganoga1908
    @chuganoga1908 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I think the original voice actor presented the original script far better. Yeah it can be cheesy at times but who cares it’s a Japanese video game from 2007 just have fun with it. I personally loved this story and how they built Zack as a character and how they explored more into the lore from the FF7 universe.

  • @analogicparadox
    @analogicparadox ปีที่แล้ว +10

    "A cinematic masterpiece"
    -IGNGNGG

  • @matttumberman2191
    @matttumberman2191 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Nothing else out there.

  • @jonolivier9126
    @jonolivier9126 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I just adore the combination of melodramatic jrpg writing with English voice actors who are just there for the money. Always works. Flawlessly. Never a wet fart.

  • @ryanfrick2190
    @ryanfrick2190 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    He sounds like "🤓"

  • @seankkg
    @seankkg ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I can't with those new voice actors.

  • @WaterDog1502
    @WaterDog1502 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I remember when I played Remake and Zach showed I was like "yo wtf his up with his voice" sorry I just can't get jiggy with this actor.

  • @red_dead_lex6173
    @red_dead_lex6173 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I personally LOVE this for this game

  • @Fesax69
    @Fesax69 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    This is some kingdom hearts writing

    • @lordsaladito
      @lordsaladito ปีที่แล้ว

      Guess who made both games

  • @eddyspaghetti6211
    @eddyspaghetti6211 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    The music LMAO

    • @macuser7048
      @macuser7048 ปีที่แล้ว

      It's the same theme from the original Crisis Core.

    • @eddyspaghetti6211
      @eddyspaghetti6211 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@macuser7048 still, feels so silly

    • @redstealth5106
      @redstealth5106 ปีที่แล้ว

      Free fallllllin' and I'm, free fallllllin'

  • @xenoplaguedoctor2912
    @xenoplaguedoctor2912 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Angeals dream of only one thing……
    It’s the mets! love the mets! gotta root for the mets!

  • @Sr_Santana195
    @Sr_Santana195 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Oh the cheese

  • @tenchimuyo69
    @tenchimuyo69 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Even a lot of anime dialogue is more subtle than this. Not by much mind but still.

  • @KaiserMattTygore927
    @KaiserMattTygore927 ปีที่แล้ว

    this is some amazing speening on the nose writing i've ever seen.

  • @Bessux
    @Bessux ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I am working for Hollander now... Thank you for asking.