+Quavisse and what is exactly bad on that... I will tell you something your hair will stand from :) ... some old doctor was hard smoker and he could not finish long operation without a cigarette, and guess where the ashes felt in....yea right in the wound...but, for sure it doesnt matter because ash is burned and sterile ;)...this is real operating room story -no names
To all TSA people: we the regular people of America understand that they were the only ones hiring and you really needed a job. But we are all still very disappointed in you.
To all the regular citizens while it may be the same only job they could get its still with the Department of Homeland Security which means they can fuck with you all day. XD XD
+Illidanek Well, we definitely need some sort of way to keep people from bringing bombs on planes and trains. But it's fear of terrorism that made us go so far overboard. We just need to dial it back to a reasonable level.
+Bi$harp no it didn't. It was created November of 2001. Prior to that, security was divided between Department of Transportation agents, Customs, and local law enforcement.
+epic survivor21 alcohol saved his life. I guess we can thank Jack Daniels for Ted 2 and A Million Ways to Die in the West. LOL. Maybe his movie should have been called one way to not die on 9/11.
Max Notogan I don't mind spoilers so long as i don't intend on watching it. Why not? It seems pointless watching it if the main plot twist is spoiled because throughout the entire movie you're going to be thinking about the twist. I tried watching citzen kane but had the ending spoiled by you guessed it family guy. Couldn't stop thinking about the ending the entire way through and it ruined the film for me. Same with spec ops the line That's not a spoiler. You know that from the comics when he dies fighting doomsday and is resurrected or something
***** Didn't even investigate further, surely there would be CCTV, what makes them think that some random ]guy didn't steal them? SO MANY OPPORTUNITIES FOR JUSTICE!
It turns out, when you edit out all the cut-away jokes and non sequiturs, this is an entire episode of Family Guy... 4 and a half minutes of story... that's all.
I feel as though, if on the TSA Wikipedia page, "Bored Fascism" was listed in the description summary inset as "Political Ideology", that would be fair, reasonable, and accurate
"I did not told you to approach" i work for TSA. But come ok ppl, when you travel in families at least have your own boarding pass and ID. I feel so angry when they come in group all of them around the podium.... that can cause a security breach.....
Jesus christ, I'm a security guard irl (not TSA, thank god) and at 0:58 two of my co-workers look EXACTLY like the fat blond and the guy with the moustache.
When I was coming home from Germany they took my lighter(which was a nice souvenir gift from Switzerland) but they didn't take my sharpened daggers. They saw my speakers as a threat too.
I always chuckle whenever I see TSA agents in real life. I say to myself: “These are the people we’re counting on to protect our skies?” They got the appearances down perfectly. Those agents sure are strange looking.
TSA makes $17 - $21 an hour, I'm sure its just a job to make for a living. Not for people who fail to become cops. Whatever description you made up sounded like you have something against security gigs and jobs like these in common. A job where people who have probably served in military and for some initially retired from being cops getting free benefits.
+The Obvious One the average yearly salary of a tsa agent is around $45,00 which is horrible considering the average income of the entire united states is around $52,000. you would barely be able to live of that
That's perfectly enough to make for a living. I don't know where you do your math. They don't let anyone know what their rate is in some states. It may be different in other states, hourly and yearly. Its a Government job. So obviously the sources you got from Google aren't useful. a fucking mailman delivers mail and gets paid 21 an hour. The pay rate goes up as years go by.
scott clifton you must be poorly uneducated to think that I said $17 an hour specifically was or was not a good amount of money. There's BARELY anything 'vigorous' in your weak judgement that I myself justified for you in another judgment. Unless you want me to restate the peace of memorandum to you again? And $17 dollars An Hour , Are you kidding me? The Military of the united states gets paid lower than that starting off. That just makes you look like a fool 😰👌😇
+Kawabunga the jokes are pretty accurate, but the problem is that the Tsa characters in this episode don't even feel like real characters. All I'm hearing are the writers just listing off things that they don't like about the Tsa
usually family is spot on with stuff but I work for the TSA and it's nothing like this. it's fun where I work and we actually have great service to the passengers like we're supposed to.
@@mahbuddykeith1124 I no longer work for tsa but the location I worked at we were all very kind and like a small family in our small airport, but that was a tiny airport in Idaho, I don’t believe it’s like that at massive airports.
Do the people who work at the TSA know that your innocent until proven guilty. They should check the CCTV to catch the woman framing meg by putting stuff in Meg's locker.
Haha I like how they fought using weapons made from everyday items we used to be able to take on planes. Almost kinda giving a nod to the TSA actually doing SOME good lol
+Jason Wilson It's satire. It's supposed to show how ridiculous it is to confiscate these things because they are in no way dangerous. The TSA does no good, they haven't stopped a single attack since they were put into place. They are a complete waste of time and money meant only to make people feel safer by being very visible. All of the delays and inconvenience they cause are meant only to draw attention to the fact that they are there, not to actually do anything useful.
Fairly accurate representation of the TSA. I think they made them too friendly on Family Guy though. Although in their line of work maybe they need to be "bored facists"
i said good morning and still ended up getting mine searched
Ang chullili it was a joke lol
i didnt on purpose ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
yeah, sorry about that
X'D
Carly Q who would blame them?
Wait, so she gets fired for stealing the trays, making everyone's airport experience waaaaay more miserable? She would've been given a promotion!
Maybe.
You're playing a dangerous game Scott.
I'm surprised that Meg got this much screen time in a episode.
Really? She's had episodes where it's all about her.
Michael Flores The one where she had a boyfriend or when she was with mayor west. You can always look it up.
+Sam Pearce also when she went to jail
+Michael Flores "Dial Meg for Murder" - That one is fuckin hilarious!
+Sam Pearce
And when she tried to rape that gay guy.
I think it’s nice that Meg finally got the spotlight both figuratively and literally
"The worst thing a passenger can do is approach the podium before you tell them to."
+Stars Galaxies Eating sandwiches with plastic gloves on ...lol !
+RB2331 I've been to a hospital recently where several members of the cleaning staff would not remove their gloves while they were having a smoke.
+Quavisse and what is exactly bad on that... I will tell you something your hair will stand from :) ... some old doctor was hard smoker and he could not finish long operation without a cigarette, and guess where the ashes felt in....yea right in the wound...but, for sure it doesnt matter because ash is burned and sterile ;)...this is real operating room story -no names
+the great you broke the streak
I just got hired from TSA, Hahaha there are many reasons why we required not to approach the podium..... not jocking!!!!
To all TSA people: we the regular people of America understand that they were the only ones hiring and you really needed a job. But we are all still very disappointed in you.
ahahaaaaa
To all the regular citizens while it may be the same only job they could get its still with the Department of Homeland Security which means they can fuck with you all day. XD XD
Job Valdivinos Can and do, which is why we all love them soooooo much.
+OldieBones The TSA employees are only partially at fault. We have to fight against the existence of the TSA in the first place
+Illidanek Well, we definitely need some sort of way to keep people from bringing bombs on planes and trains. But it's fear of terrorism that made us go so far overboard. We just need to dial it back to a reasonable level.
i like how the fight demonstrates how harmless the confiscated items are
I just imagien Seth or one of the other writers got held up by the TSA and wrote this half of the episode.
Because Seth missed the plane on 9/11 that hit the World Trade Center. I guess he o's his life to the TSA.
MikeJ 2016 The TSA barely existed before 9/11.
They were really just kind of token, not unlike Mall Cops
+MikeJ 2016 the TSA didn't exist before 9/11
+Bi$harp no it didn't. It was created November of 2001. Prior to that, security was divided between Department of Transportation agents, Customs, and local law enforcement.
+epic survivor21 alcohol saved his life. I guess we can thank Jack Daniels for Ted 2 and A Million Ways to Die in the West. LOL. Maybe his movie should have been called one way to not die on 9/11.
You'd think security personel would try to be in better shape
+Lucas Brock exactly, security theater
+Henrik Magnusson Hey.... round is a shape
They are not security, they are baggage screeners.
I bet the 700 dislikes are from people who work at the TSA
Or no sense of humor
or South Park fans like meh
lol
what episode is this
Dr.C and the woman
The most accurate representation of the TSA ever uploaded to TH-cam.
You should see how they portray the TSA on South Park in the episode reverse cowgirl
Carter Anderson had a good one: th-cam.com/video/U2uyFNUQOis/w-d-xo.htmlsi=RjJt2spsS2MWjH8q
T-toilet
S-safety
A- administration
" I be needing to check yo azz hole"'
Taking
Shit
Away
Lol I took a big boy poop 😂
Read it entirely in her voice
That Homeland reference...
lmao abu nazir
THOSE PIGS SPOILED MY NEW SEASON OF HOMELAND
+niels veerman They spoiled season 1?
+niels veerman At least you don't have to watch it now
Max Notogan I don't mind spoilers so long as i don't intend on watching it. Why not? It seems pointless watching it if the main plot twist is spoiled because throughout the entire movie you're going to be thinking about the twist. I tried watching citzen kane but had the ending spoiled by you guessed it family guy. Couldn't stop thinking about the ending the entire way through and it ruined the film for me. Same with spec ops the line
That's not a spoiler. You know that from the comics when he dies fighting doomsday and is resurrected or something
I made sure I said good morning the airport security guy because of this video.
Mike Peterson it was evening and you were just fucking with them werent you?
Bored fascism, huh?
+christoman64 Board*
Maryland
Oh.
+christoman64 "Uuuugghh, I'm soooooo bored with forcing the people of my country to agree with everything I say."
That was between 1933-1939
Angeelo Gov K.
1:50 “Your playing a dangerous game Scott” 😂😂😂😂
I don't know what's funnier, this entire skit or that Quahog has its own airport!?!
I'm carrying more then 3 ounces of liquid in me,,,,,, I died
I dont get it >_
PC Master Race It's a joke where you're not allowed to take water on flights. or any liquids for that matter.
Quiet Stream ohhh I thought it was more than just that.
No, it's a sex joke that I'm not going to explain.
vaginal fluid
"how come shes not shaped like a potato"
LOL ME
I'm a security...and I find it strangely funny...maybe because I look just like these guys xD
. . . so you're a security. Well I'm a computer and I say stop all the downloading.
+Leo Krupp lmfao
a big potato xD
RedDeathShinigami Thats kinda sad actually
....That you, Paul Blart?
I am pretty sure she can't be fired for one offense... she should sue for this.
***** Didn't even investigate further, surely there would be CCTV, what makes them think that some random ]guy didn't steal them? SO MANY OPPORTUNITIES FOR JUSTICE!
***** True, true.
+Andrew L why? what's the point. all you are doing is killing people and their families.
+Andrew L exactly
+Andrew When you get fired think of your kids and wife/husband. You have to explain that they don't want you.
I think Meg looks nice unironically.
fr huh
It turns out, when you edit out all the cut-away jokes and non sequiturs, this is an entire episode of Family Guy... 4 and a half minutes of story... that's all.
But it's the cutaway gags and non sequiturs that make it funny.
+CaterpillarMaki bazinga
Now that's efficient story writing
+Eric Stilthool zimbabwe
Episode is 20 minutes long and this isn't the only story throughout the episode.
I feel as though, if on the TSA Wikipedia page, "Bored Fascism" was listed in the description summary inset as "Political Ideology", that would be fair, reasonable, and accurate
Carrying more than 3oz of liquid?? My dirty mind has questions.
Jonah Miller u
Jonah Miller i
pee
Your playing a dangerous game scott
You mean the grey tubs we have millions of but never around when people need them? (Truest statement ever!)
The TSA is the biggest waste of tax payer money.
war on drugs beats it out i think
Michael M but they make alot of money
TheCrimsinFckr disappeared planes.
Michael M but hey it keeps the real terrorists out
Michael M agreed... The TSA really is the biggest waste of the taxpayers money...
Why does potato girl sound Cajun?
Level of intelligence ; Meg : IQ 30 , TSA : IQ - 150
I had an IQ of 139 when I was 7.
+ゴジラFan98 You do realise that an IQ alone doesnt mean shit, right ?
Annelise Meier Yes, why are you getting mad?
+Annelise Meier IQ is the difference between living in a shit hut and going to the moon.
+dreyrugr yeah but how do you judge it when theres so much to know?
How did Meg get fired by a one striper?
Your the only other person who recognized they are same rank
She gets a good job and yet another jealous weirdo conspired to get her fired. What a life she lives!
I was wondering why so many hippos work for TSA.
no physical requirements for the job.
to get to the other side
Response Loading, Please Hold. That's not true. It helps to be shaped like a potatoe.
why do you idiots bring your entire closet to the airport? Not to mention your fridge
"Faster than the speed of love" is on Amazon
Star Starr really?
"How come she's not shaped like a potato? That's part of the interview and everything" 😂
😜😅
That's so true! Most of the women at that job are shaped like that.
yo she took one bite outta her sandwich
I went on a plane. TSA actually does circle everything on your ticket for no reason
"You're playing a dangerous game, Scott" 😂
🤣🤣🤣
3:31 there was a knife in the floor, y couldn't she use that
Mr.Poopybutthole like your name
Ibrahim Tabbara thank you, Ooooweeee!!!
Mr.Poopybutthole Mr. Poopybutthole... Beth is so so so sorry!
Takashi Morinozuka no she not.Ooooweeee !!!
And miss the opportunity to roast someone alive?
Wow the beginning completely just told the truth about the TSA...
like your profile pic
+Letsgobucs79 Rammstein?
Simon K yes, they are my favorite band.
+Letsgobucs79 they are great
God people are just horrible to each other.
Welcome to the Internet.
Im worse
+Stick Studio there will always be worst people than you
MrAnonymous22 like ( cencsored so i dont start another flamewar ) right?
Stagskull Who???
That feeling of pure joy when family Guy makes a joke and doesn't have a cutscene for it
I have a feeling one of the writers had a bad experience at the airport and wrote this in revenge
what are you talking about... there are alot of skit about these people.. theres one in Rush Hour about the French one
Never seen Rush Hour so I'll take your word for it
+Barnabas
The TSA is pretty universally despised. I remember a story of a restaurant near an airport that posted a sign refusing to serve TSA peeps.
1:46 Scott likes to live life on the edge.
I wish the TSA was this good
Gonna give Meg credit, she certainly had original series, Lois's fighting skills and brutality.
"Ow, that hurt a little bit!"
So damn clever XD
No amount of desperation to get a job from being unemployed could ever convince me to work for the TSA. . .ever. Thankfully I am employed.
The Abu Nazir joke killed me !!! XD
"I did not told you to approach" i work for TSA. But come ok ppl, when you travel in families at least have your own boarding pass and ID. I feel so angry when they come in group all of them around the podium.... that can cause a security breach.....
there are far better reasons to be mad at the traveling public for example... LEAVING A FUCKING WALLET IN THEIR BACK POCKET!!!!!
Seth Mcfarland clearly has something against airport security 😂
lol the one place meg would fit right in..
Jesus christ, I'm a security guard irl (not TSA, thank god) and at 0:58 two of my co-workers look EXACTLY like the fat blond and the guy with the moustache.
cerg he hi she hits please tell
Lol man y’all did us dirty this episode I love it lol
Family guy spoiled homeland for me ...
Ye ikr
+justin gregory I don't watch government propaganda, oh wait I do watch Family Guy.
***** i was watching Homeland at the time and Meg said they caught the main bad guy in that show, therefore it was spoiled
I just knotted that justin gregory
4:07--"I'm going to need your small ridiculous tie." 😂😂😂 it's so true though.
Those guys were hitting on meg, Im preeeetty sure thats jailbait.
+Drew Pollard
It's actually canon that she is 18 or maybe even older.
it's also a cartoon.
shes actually turned 18 3 times so far i think.
You'd be horrified if you'd pay attention to some of the Brian & Stewie episodes.
+HaniiPuppy Lmao, true.
If you've ever gone through TSA this is actually pretty funny.
When I was coming home from Germany they took my lighter(which was a nice souvenir gift from Switzerland) but they didn't take my sharpened daggers. They saw my speakers as a threat too.
whait so if she was wearing her dads pants (peter's pants) shouldn't she be basically drowning in them xD.
+Arno Victor Dorian Yeah basically
Shoulda been green as well
crimsonknight good point.
I'm flying to seattle tomorrow, i'm going to say good morning now.
Scott is the type of person that likes to eat a bowl of nails for breakfast.... Without any milk.
"Ow! That hurt, a little bit!"
Abu Nasir lol
I should get a job at the TSA.
Worked for TSA for 7 years, its a shit job but it got me through the worst of the recession. Thankfully I got a better federal job since then
I always chuckle whenever I see TSA agents in real life.
I say to myself: “These are the people we’re counting on to protect our skies?”
They got the appearances down perfectly.
Those agents sure are strange looking.
TSA people are like are the people that failed to be a real cop so became a tsa agent
TSA makes $17 - $21 an hour, I'm sure its just a job to make for a living. Not for people who fail to become cops. Whatever description you made up sounded like you have something against security gigs and jobs like these in common. A job where people who have probably served in military and for some initially retired from being cops getting free benefits.
+The Obvious One the average yearly salary of a tsa agent is around $45,00 which is horrible considering the average income of the entire united states is around $52,000. you would barely be able to live of that
That's perfectly enough to make for a living. I don't know where you do your math. They don't let anyone know what their rate is in some states. It may be different in other states, hourly and yearly. Its a Government job. So obviously the sources you got from Google aren't useful. a fucking mailman delivers mail and gets paid 21 an hour. The pay rate goes up as years go by.
+The Obvious One you must be poor to think that $17 an hour is a good amount of money
scott clifton you must be poorly uneducated to think that I said $17 an hour specifically was or was not a good amount of money. There's BARELY anything 'vigorous' in your weak judgement that I myself justified for you in another judgment. Unless you want me to restate the peace of memorandum to you again? And $17 dollars An Hour , Are you kidding me? The Military of the united states gets paid lower than that starting off. That just makes you look like a fool 😰👌😇
These niggas was rockin the gloves WHOLE TIME 😂 😭
Lmfaooooo
Unpopular opinion:
Meg has always been pretty.
Compared to Chris and Peter
At least there's a plot
"You're playing a dangerous game Scott"
Alex Borstein which voiced Brenda in the episode “Jerome is the New Black” in 2009 voiced Marla in this episode.
Reality in a nutshell, and how one can get booted out of a job so quickly ! Screw that lucky potato bodied woman !
Seems legit.
Pole cat doj
Hard to believe but I loved it that meg had a job
Meg does look kind of cute in airport security-wear..
Bitey Bailey that is the mermaid effect/theory, seeing so much manatee makes the least unattractive one look fine af
God getting fired from the TSA would be so humiliating.
Nah they'we never even prevented a single terrorist attack
The attempt at satire in this episode is embarrassingly heavy handed
Yes, let the butt hurt flow through you.
+Kawabunga lol I'm not butt hurt. I think I'm allowed to criticize a show.
TSA employee?
im just joshing. But still, how is this not accurate? i know plenty of tsa who are exactly like these cartoons. Do you have family in tsa?
+Kawabunga the jokes are pretty accurate, but the problem is that the Tsa characters in this episode don't even feel like real characters. All I'm hearing are the writers just listing off things that they don't like about the Tsa
usually family is spot on with stuff but I work for the TSA and it's nothing like this. it's fun where I work and we actually have great service to the passengers like we're supposed to.
Press (❎) to doubt.
@@mahbuddykeith1124 I no longer work for tsa but the location I worked at we were all very kind and like a small family in our small airport, but that was a tiny airport in Idaho, I don’t believe it’s like that at massive airports.
@SemreSito I've flown regularly, you all look exactly like this lmao
Do the people who work at the TSA know that your innocent until proven guilty. They should check the CCTV to catch the woman framing meg by putting stuff in Meg's locker.
imagine getting angry at a cartoon
Dats basically the complete episode of Family Guy without the Cut Away Gags 4 Mins and 37 Secs 😂
“ you’re playing a dangerous game “ 😂😂😂😂😂😂
they eat WITH their gloves? Do they change them as they start eating or...? ewwwwww
I just watched this yesterday and it just randomly popped up in my recommendation page
ikr
What episode is it
"I feel like TSA stands for Throw Shit Away cuz that's all the fuck they do"
3:48 meg: “ the ones we have a zillion of but are never there when people need them.......” 😂😂 what a fucking slam but it’s so true
I work at an airport and even I hate TSA.
Sorry you failed out of the police academy 😂💀
Hmm, giving tickets out at the roller rink for speeding! That sounds like a bidniz model mayor west!
1:16 The way, Meg swings those hips in her uniform. WOW. She could search me anytime she wanted.
Im going to need your small ridiculous tie...lmfao omg that got me
3:15 Who confiscated the dental floss lmaoooo.
@2:10: Hey, it's precisely 4:30 as I'm watching this...I'm in the zone!
No one can stop you!
Meg walked in like she was the shit😂
"How are we ever going to catch Abu Nazir?"
I fucking died xD
Haha I like how they fought using weapons made from everyday items we used to be able to take on planes. Almost kinda giving a nod to the TSA actually doing SOME good lol
+Jason Wilson It's satire. It's supposed to show how ridiculous it is to confiscate these things because they are in no way dangerous. The TSA does no good, they haven't stopped a single attack since they were put into place. They are a complete waste of time and money meant only to make people feel safer by being very visible. All of the delays and inconvenience they cause are meant only to draw attention to the fact that they are there, not to actually do anything useful.
+lancer D Whoa got a little serious there
+Jason Wilson well it's partly true
+Liam Negrete *completely true
Fairly accurate representation of the TSA. I think they made them too friendly on Family Guy though. Although in their line of work maybe they need to be "bored facists"
"I did NOT tell you to approach!"
Sounds like the LSPD to me
"Ow that hurt a lil bit" lmao
i had a mini heart attack when she but the glove over megs head
2:22 *TRIGGERED!* 😂
yep
Yep
Garrett Brando yep
Garrett Brando omfg lol😂😂😂😂
Garrett Brando LOL!😂😂