Robert Reich Alright, that's fair. Early One Piece really didn't look all that great, although it does gradually look much better, especially in the couple recent arcs.
+Jeffrey Flowers It's the fucking best because you get to keep existing. One day you get to walk up to the guy with invisible strength lasers and laugh at his deathbed.
Nison545 Id say stick to past though. Cant exactly see them making a great modern game. Then Again i dont have much experience with the creators, just the witcher games
+Philloboy123 www.tvfort.com/files/captures/american-dad-7ec97a/Screen-335802.jpg then ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/61OJ-K6GOgL._SX342_.jpg then s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/28/94/9b/28949be02b13cb81bc4ee587328ba179.jpg
I commemoration of the parting of our weird dads I watch them on a nightly basis or use as sleep aids. This was one of my favorite one offs because it's on fire and hilarious.
+Nel_Annette Angry Joe loves pirate games and he's super disappointed every time someone releases another shitty pirate video game. I share his sentiment and I also love pirates. Seriously, when fucking Assassin's Creed is making better pirate games... Humanity has no merit.
+Zanzibar Junker ever heard of the wooden world you keep your crew on board ship so you dont have to hunt them down to leave.... But in reality for gameplay reasons.
Yes. Well you watch the prostitute trip over backwards onto a bed and then it fades to black. With the nun you see Chris's seduction technique (he yells at her for asking about his bird, then pins her into a corner and suggests/demands she have sex with him because he didn't murder her earlier)
me rewatching this shit and looking at the liquor bottles: "Averna?! Montenegro?!" these are both italian liqueurs that weren't first made until the 1880s
"Heehee the monkey's throwing poop at me! Oh no, it hurts!" You were so busy comparing it to Ride to Hell that you didn't realise it was secretly _Day One: Garry's Incident_ all along!
Oh jeez, after the Men Drinkin' Coffee's LP of the original, I have to see what level of train wreck this is. Edit: Huh, they changed Marcus/Black Friend's voice; it used to sound like they got some slightly confused older guy to do the voice. Everything else seems pretty much the same, i.e. basically Ride to Hell Black Flag. Full LP when. I want to hear their response to some of the "delightful" shanties in this.
Please, for the love of all that is holy PLAY THROUGH THIS GAME. Like Ride to Hell, this is a game that everyone talks about, but no one has actually "seen". I really want to know see how this game actually plays out, and you guys would be the best people to do it. Bring Woolie and Liam too, to share in your suffering.
Oh god first 'who's your daddy' game and now this? have they finally lost their minds and decided to embrace shit games? a new dark and shittier age has begon.
+sir shalo Are you implying that they don't have a long deep, moist history dealing with shitty games, such as: Reboot Afro Samurai 2 Alien Resurrection Lucius II (and probably 90% of all the shit storms) Star Fox Adventures Most of Rustlemania 99.9999999999999...% of Cryme Tyme Ride To Hell Retribution 3 times (One off, multi-part series, and LP) 90% of Sonic Spindashes Sonic Adventures Many of the Mystery Boxes Rule of Rose (gameplay) I think most if not all of Huntin' and Killin' with Liam and Matt Prison Break Pretty much everything in Saturday Morning Scrublords (except Dong Dong) and the Scrublords series The Sadness Trilogy Final Fight: Streetwise Silent Hill Homecoming Silent Hill Downpour .. and that's only the beginning
The hook hand and the whole thing where the raven steals for you is pretty neat. I'd like to see that in an actual good game. I'm mostly here for the huge, game-breaking, hilarious bugs to happen.
Oh here we go it the raven's cry for ever and ever no one can ever escape, the claws of crows grip you soul and lick you salt and whisper "You're never leaving."
And once again, the Zaibatsu goes where noone would have wanted to go, deep down into the deepest depths to dig this game out. We never asked for this. *But boy do we want it.*
Welcome to Sail to Hell: Vedetta where you follow the adventures of Captain Jake Dickbutt in his adventure to kill, win, and bang fully clothed lassies, or lads, only time will tell.
This is one of those games that looks good in screenshots with everyone in fairly neutral poses that don't involve moving the mouths. But when things move... oh god they don't animate well.
Broteam played this game repeatedly. My favorite part is when the characters just started vanishing from cutscenes and the camera was zooming in on floating mugs and talking nothing
Last week's Fisticuffs: Saiyans
Naruto LP: Ninjas
This: Pirates
Holy fuck, we've got the full Animu package, guys!
+Bernard Wiseman You forgot teenaged death god spirit archer sword wielders.
+Wasted Potential Relax, Bleach is probably next week.
Wasted Potential >that name
>that picture
Stop reminding me, it's painful
+Bernard Wiseman we had a samurai win salty bet XD
Give me Bleach 3rd phantom !!
Oh cool, they're finally playing One Piece.
God.....One-piece animation is fucking weird.
+Anthony P. Nah, man, One Piece is shittier than this.
I haven't thought of that.....Thank you
***** I tried getting into One Piece. Even watched the crocodile arc. But something about the animations of people.....Makes me uneasy
Robert Reich Alright, that's fair. Early One Piece really didn't look all that great, although it does gradually look much better, especially in the couple recent arcs.
In the words of one Joseph Joestar "Oh, no!"
OH MY GOD!!!!!
+Golbez Darkness HOOLY SHIIT
+Jamvaan Sanova BETCH
Happy met you Szui Q!
+Jamvaan HOLLY SHET
Pat: You get to be immortal, but you have to transfer your soul into a vocaloid version of yourself.
Take the deal, Y/N?
Tin Pat's case, the answer is always "Yes".
Pat is fine with being a fucking toilet forever in exchange for immortality so yeah he'd take that deal
Thing is immortality on earth fucking sucks its literally one of the worst powers out there.
+SixCubit He'd be a toilet, do you even need to ask?
+Jeffrey Flowers It's the fucking best because you get to keep existing.
One day you get to walk up to the guy with invisible strength lasers and laugh at his deathbed.
Great audio balancing guys.
Matt sounds muffled as fuck.
Shitty work done for a shitty game
+Cole Phelps
Damnit, Woolie!
+Cole Phelps Don't complain, for once we can hear the fucking game.
+Cole Phelps they still put in more effort than the devs
Vendetta: Curse of Raven's Cry is like a miscarriage from Ride to Hell and AC: Black Flag, with the dominant genes of Ride to Hell.
+Tsi Tsu - this really reminds me of Afterfall Insanity. or any other game that's pretty much just "clipart" of the game engine...
+Tsi Tsu To be honest tho...i dont know which is more of a terrible game...Ride to hell or Black flag....
God Black Flag was ass...
+Tsi Tsu To be honest tho...i dont know which is more of a terrible game...Ride to hell or Black flag....
God Black Flag was ass...
+Tsi Tsu *Metal Gear Joke.*
+Tsi Tsu Sail to the right and EXPLODE.
the Witcher guys should make a pirate game, that would be hype
Oh god yes...Changing ships and upgrading aspects of it would be awesome. Basically Sid Meier's Pirates
The Pickles "What happened to your teeth?!?"
"Arrr I lost them eating out yer wife!"
+TheCreaturesfan1 The Witcher guys should make every game, that would be hype
Nison545 Id say stick to past though. Cant exactly see them making a great modern game. Then Again i dont have much experience with the creators, just the witcher games
+TheCreaturesfan1 They're working on Cyberpunk 2077 right now.
The hypest audio balancing on TH-cam.
The devs of this game should've learned a lesson from the makers of Afro Samurai 2 on why it's best some games should never be released.
+Mandrid Hugh yeah they should have just let these scrubs have the game for themselves then we would've seen a full LP.
+Mandrid Hugh i think this came out before that.
ShadowWolfRising did it come out twice before that?
ImploreYouto Reconsider
fairly sure, not certain.
"I love a girl who can phase in and out of body positions"- Pat 2016. This will mark Pat's legacy for the year.
+Asagi Igawa We're still early. Something more incriminating will come out of his mouth in time don't you worry ;P
AfroMetalMizu Incriminating things come outta his mouth all the time.
I dunno, didfling Kitty Pryde might be an interesting expirience
+John Durango It would be the best experience.
+Asagi Igawa
Taimanin Asagi
Just saying...
Can i fill you with "determination"? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Wha happen to your own Justice?
Wha happen to Bleetzbol?
Wha happen?
at this rate we will never hear supreme chancellor wakka's final solution.
+Philloboy123
www.tvfort.com/files/captures/american-dad-7ec97a/Screen-335802.jpg
then
ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/61OJ-K6GOgL._SX342_.jpg
then
s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/28/94/9b/28949be02b13cb81bc4ee587328ba179.jpg
We'll never know what happened, believe it
I finally get it twice
Gors Dream I finally get it
Oh God no.
Sweet Beelzebub yes
Raven why are you crying?
Michael Murphy Hardy har har. I knew this was coming.
Hey I'll be here all night babe. Mondays through Fridays...
木戸 Kido So wait. Is Jesus Christ an Old One also?
"How'd you lose your hand Christopher?"
"The screen tore and cut it off."
I commemoration of the parting of our weird dads I watch them on a nightly basis or use as sleep aids. This was one of my favorite one offs because it's on fire and hilarious.
I see the Ride to Hell boat edition Lp is going to be a thing now, eventually.
I bet Kenny's boner's confused as fuck.
+Tsi Tsu No it's not confused. It's RAGING hard. This is exactly what Kenny always dreamed of.
I want Asura wrath space boat edition
3:10 no, his name is Captain Christopher Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Blackfang Ravenclaw Way.
Is he a vampire too?
"Be brave, Motherf*ckers!"
-Dread Pirate Chris
I miss the old version of this game.
I literally just watched Angry Joe's Top 10 worst games of 2015 where this was his number 1. Color me intrigued.
+Nel_Annette Same here. This game's a flaming train wreck and I can't wait to see The Two Best Friends play this.
+Nel_Annette the next ride to hell LP right here..
+vicegt I NEED THIS FULL PLAYTHROUGH
Angry Joe sucks.
+Nel_Annette Angry Joe loves pirate games and he's super disappointed every time someone releases another shitty pirate video game. I share his sentiment and I also love pirates.
Seriously, when fucking Assassin's Creed is making better pirate games... Humanity has no merit.
Wait, wha-? Guys, you can't just make games up! How am I supposed to make a Blazblue joke?
Never give up friend, carry the torch for all to see
Captain Blazblue and the curse of the Azure Grimoire
throw in a scurvy dog reference and lean into the Arrh's
Don't give up, never give up, do the impossible see the invisible!
+Tsi Tsu ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWAH
So after Funhaus played this game showing it's glitches,
Then, AJ places it on his worst game
The Zaibatsu decided to play this PIECE OF SHIT?
Well, do you really aspect of them any better?
Don't forget about BroTeam!
+Conor McDonald How could we as much as we want to
+Gilbert Gallardo I learned of this game through Funhaus actually :P
+srk.ares There are shitty games, there are good games, and then there is Deadly Premonition.
Ah....this game. The poor man's Pirate's of the Caribbean...only more entertaining.
I don't know... I really liked the credits.
+Nagato Uzumaki The game really picks up after the end credits. I especially liked the part where I got to turn it off
OUCH.
If Captain Chris runs a ship with a full pirate crew, then why didn't he bring them with him when meeting the Spaniard?
+Zanzibar Junker Because he trusts no one.
Except blackmin.
Shut up.
+The Pickles Why is this random youtube comment more professionally made then this game's dialogue?
+Zanzibar Junker ever heard of the wooden world you keep your crew on board ship so you dont have to hunt them down to leave.... But in reality for gameplay reasons.
+Zanzibar Junker MY question is.... why the fuck didn't they stop the other guys from setting the ship on fire.
+SuperKnalxz Grey he cared and wasn't hired by his uncle
Raven's Cry.
*Truly striking while the iron is hot, Best Friends.*
GOBLIN DARTS
+Misaka Mikoto gOb DaS
_"GOBLIN ARRR'S"_
BROTEAM
+Noobslayerbob ROLLAIDS
+Noobslayerbob *WHEEZE LAUGH*
I thought this was a new Def Jam game
+Shademan_DS ALL OF MY MONEY IS NOW YOURS
MAKE IT HAPPEN
+Shademan_DS
Starring Raven from Tekken...
+Tearonex
And Dante, from the Devil May Cry serie
+Rise65487 And Knuckles
There is a sex scene in this game. It's Chris and a nun. This is not a joke. Full lp
Yes. Well you watch the prostitute trip over backwards onto a bed and then it fades to black. With the nun you see Chris's seduction technique (he yells at her for asking about his bird, then pins her into a corner and suggests/demands she have sex with him because he didn't murder her earlier)
But is it fully clothed sex?
+bhlaab Every part of that sentence is reason enough for a full play though.
+Chad Yranela Jake Conway is licking his lips with anticipation.
It's amazing how *this* is the improved version.
Some people don't like getting their hand cut off but I was *hooked* on it right away.
Oohohohohoho!
+Tuschi Boo
me rewatching this shit and looking at the liquor bottles: "Averna?! Montenegro?!" these are both italian liqueurs that weren't first made until the 1880s
So, when's the full LP?
If Afro Samurai 2 can get the full LP treatment, this certainly can
+John Durango Please.
I wish trainwrecks are perfect for this channel
+John Durango Afro Samurai was an accidental LP. I assume they were going to make it a Machinima episode, but it happened to be like 90 minutes long.
_"ARRR, we need te sail these uncharted waters to tame the sirens of tis candy island!"_
Did james small take over the channel?
Naw. If he did there would be ALOT more Dreamcast games
+Danny Jensen The Best Friends Wiki lists this era of TBFP as 'The Year of James Small.'
+Danny Jensen Haven't you heard? This is Year of James Small.
Joshua Taylor But....But....James Small is like a bully! If you give them attention he only grows in power!!!
+Robert Reich I thought they already played them all.
"Heehee the monkey's throwing poop at me! Oh no, it hurts!"
You were so busy comparing it to Ride to Hell that you didn't realise it was secretly _Day One: Garry's Incident_ all along!
why does this game's soundtrack prominently include electrical interference as an instrument
Vendetta: Curse of Silent Hill
"I don't want to be a pirate, I want to be a little girl" - Pat, basically
We need an RPG where you play as pirate, ninja, werewolves. Who fight against zombie, vampire, Nazi's.
If anyone wants to see a full LP of this game after this appetizer, Men Drinking Coffee did a really fun one!
I simply HAD to come back
Same
We keep coming back
Time for a LP. If Matt decided to play Ride to Hell as LP, this can be a LP too. Make it happen Matt... make it happen.
So how far down the line can we expect for clearly the best lp
yo ho ho and a bottle of huh?
_"Arrr, thee remorse o' McMetal Wolve's ghost be rougher than the course rope running through me mother's beard..."_
+The Pickles Aye
HOW MANY MORE LPS ARE GOING TO BE STARTED THIS WEEK.
+Ken Schall No part 1, probably a one off.
+Nemesis They just HAVE to do a full lp now
LET'S START EVERY LP FOR EVERY GAME EVER EXCEPT BLAZBLUE.
Tsi Tsu I can get behind this.
+Ken Schall Stay tuned for Persona 4 100% Completion Slow-Run part 1 of 542
Full LP best friends Inc. , that would mean the world to me and my friends and we would rise monuments in your glory
Anyone else notice Ogre just peace out into the heavens @ 27:45?
WTF?! Thanks for pointing that out.
Jesus fuck, I was waiting for that from the moment I saw this comment and it was even more hilarious than I could've anticipated.
Finally a full LP for Captain Chris
Oh jeez, after the Men Drinkin' Coffee's LP of the original, I have to see what level of train wreck this is.
Edit: Huh, they changed Marcus/Black Friend's voice; it used to sound like they got some slightly confused older guy to do the voice. Everything else seems pretty much the same, i.e. basically Ride to Hell Black Flag. Full LP when. I want to hear their response to some of the "delightful" shanties in this.
Please, for the love of all that is holy PLAY THROUGH THIS GAME.
Like Ride to Hell, this is a game that everyone talks about, but no one has actually "seen". I really want to know see how this game actually plays out, and you guys would be the best people to do it. Bring Woolie and Liam too, to share in your suffering.
Full LP!
Full LP!
FULL LP!
Back of the box quote:
"Bad games aren't usually this big."
- Patrick Boivin, SBFZ
I and everyone else in this shitvest DEMAND an LP of Ravens Cry!
+Baron Von DickButt III Also Elder Scrolls Online uses Tincture for potions matt.
"The boars and the monkeys are teaming up!!" Are you sure you guys aren't playing Princess Mononoke?
So full LP when
Black Flack really set the bar for pirate games. This wannabe Black Flag doesn't even deserve for Black Flag to fart in its general direction
Alright... when's blaz?
+ResurgamRoseRangers when's STFU?
as soon as that opening hit me. i knew this would be somthing special.
Ride To Hell: Pirate Edition! Let's Go!
My body is ready for this full LP
A game so bad, they failed at making it twice.
I hope you guys realize that you are now contractually obligated to do a full LP of this.
Oh god first 'who's your daddy' game and now this? have they finally lost their minds and decided to embrace shit games? a new dark and shittier age has begon.
+sir shalo they've always done one offs of shitty games, the current full LPs have been gold in my opinion so no need to worry
+sir shalo You forgot this channel's secret other name, Shitty Games Done Slow
+sir shalo You say that as if they haven't done full LPs of Afro Samurai 2, Prison Break and Ride to Hell, for crying out loud.
+sir shalo Are you implying that they don't have a long deep, moist history dealing with shitty games, such as:
Reboot
Afro Samurai 2
Alien Resurrection
Lucius II
(and probably 90% of all the shit storms)
Star Fox Adventures
Most of Rustlemania
99.9999999999999...% of Cryme Tyme
Ride To Hell Retribution 3 times (One off, multi-part series, and LP)
90% of Sonic Spindashes
Sonic Adventures
Many of the Mystery Boxes
Rule of Rose (gameplay)
I think most if not all of Huntin' and Killin' with Liam and Matt
Prison Break
Pretty much everything in Saturday Morning Scrublords (except Dong Dong) and the Scrublords series
The Sadness Trilogy
Final Fight: Streetwise
Silent Hill Homecoming
Silent Hill Downpour
.. and that's only the beginning
MelBrooksKA ooh...wait why are watching these guy again XD
Alright Christopher, time to get in the corner with Duke Nukem and Afro.
THIS NEEDS JERMA
My heart sank when the possibility Kevin Conroy was so desperate he'd turn to this game for work, then I found it wasn't him and was happy again.
When did Jake Conway find the Animus?
after the nuke
We NEED a full LP of this game.
Oh no..
Not like this.
Oh man, Matt caught me of guard with that Princess Mononoke reference. I had to pause the video I was laughing so much.
I would honestly watch more of this and enjoy every moment.
The hook hand and the whole thing where the raven steals for you is pretty neat. I'd like to see that in an actual good game.
I'm mostly here for the huge, game-breaking, hilarious bugs to happen.
A classic Two Best Friends play through.
Memories of Funhaus come flooding into my brain... This will be a fun watch.
Sid Meyer's Pirates full playthrough confirmed.
It's been a long time since we saw nature conspire against man like....a long time. *flashbacks to Man Versus Wild*. Goooood times.
This desperately needs to be a full LP.
Please.
i gotta say, fighting on top of your enemies corpses sounds like a fun idea for a videogame
This game actually depresses me to watch. I can feel my enthusiasm for video games decreasing the longer I watch.
I'm glad this came out now since I ran out of things to watch while I eat my dinner.
I'm going to say what everyone's thinking. FULL LP!!!!!
Just a reminder that this game is still selling for $59.99 on Steam and was actually on the front page for awhile.
Billy must have heard you moaning as you rifled through that dead man's pockets ecstatically
This needs to be a series.
My favorite TH-camrs playing Angry Joe's "Worst Game of 2015"? I'm going to love this.
6:35 Matt and Pat miss 'Captain Morgan Freeman' there LITERALLY say "I'm too old for this shit"
Matt's OOC's V1 impression was top notch
Oh here we go it the raven's cry for ever and ever no one can ever escape, the claws of crows grip you soul and lick you salt and whisper "You're never leaving."
Apology accepted!
I hope these two continue playing this.
Dread Pirate Wendell is by far the greatest pirate name there ever was, is, or can be.
Please full LP. I don't even care how miserable it will make you and the viewers.
Salty Mateys' Yarn. Curse o' the Crow's Peal. Yargh...
The boatride to hell is finally here!
And once again, the Zaibatsu goes where noone would have wanted to go, deep down into the deepest depths to dig this game out. We never asked for this. *But boy do we want it.*
Welcome to Sail to Hell: Vedetta where you follow the adventures of Captain Jake Dickbutt in his adventure to kill, win, and bang fully clothed lassies, or lads, only time will tell.
This is one of those games that looks good in screenshots with everyone in fairly neutral poses that don't involve moving the mouths. But when things move... oh god they don't animate well.
Matt...Pat...you don't have to do this...you have so much to live for!
That Princess Mononoke reference was on point. 22:58
Sail to Hell: Vendetta Apology% Good
If there was a bear, tiger, donkey, and baby pig in this game, all would be forgiven.
"Eat shite and die!!"
Matt: You're gonna' eat shite!!
Bloody lost it...
Full LP! Full LP!
Broteam played this game repeatedly.
My favorite part is when the characters just started vanishing from cutscenes and the camera was zooming in on floating mugs and talking nothing
Since you mentioned Risen... Pat, play Gothic 2. You won't be disappointed.