Me Matt, he Woolie! We play new game by Ubisoft...ug ug...find many bugs we will! We have uh uh...BADGER FRIEND! He is greatest animal god of all! Intro Art By: / kada-bura
+FrozenCore84 Badgers also like to skitter around of four legs, hiss and screech at people it deems hostile, and wishes to attack its prey alone, or with a single companion. So yeah, basically Pat.
Cave painting tell many tales. This one, about tribe struggle against Uplay. Uplay very bad. Unnecessary Rustled whole tribe in single day. Relentless creature that hunt tribe that only want play vidja.
+TheAsylumCat We need to go to the plague tribes cave, their paintings are fully of strange but amazing figures! Only problem is that we have to get passed a fence.... what are fences?
+jamespoper "alright I know these 'vaginas' were discovered a while ago, but I'm still uncomfortable about 'em. What if I just, like, put a penis on a girl?"
This is actually what happened after the XCOM game, Pat lost so hard that everything turned back to stone age times. Aliens also turned back into little baby snakes.
"Ok Soap, you take the mammoth on the right, silently- Wait! Let the herd pass. We don't have enough spear ammo to engage. Go prone to avoid detection, and move on my mark." Caveman Price, Call of Primal 4: Pre-modern Warfare
The various tribes like the Wenja I can get sharing the same language, but the amount of communication they'd have with other tribes would probably be restricted to spears in the face, or screeching gibberish before said spear if they're feeling generous.
When Takkar did that "Requiescat in Pace" thing to his dying friend, it occurred to me that this game would be greatly improved if all the cavemen were just speaking Italian.
When Matt was talking about the ancient god that comes down from the skies, I couldn't help but think he was about to make a Ric Flair joke. Ric Flair did wrestle the mammoths or something like that.
"There's no other type of chucker! There's no nun chuckers!" Nun chucker? As in people who throw nuns? I'm not sure Matt meant that, but I'm not opposed to seeing such a thing.
MrGrammerangel Is just funny to me that they have a historical reason to get out of that comfort zone and how they keep calling they ass-ass-in it creed games accurate, i guess that the reason why people are disapointed with this game how is just the same story with cave man on it
"... But back then, right, you got poisoned, and you're like 'what the fuck's happening!? This is BULLSHIT!!'" I was kind of impressed that this turned out to be a major plot point.
+Jeedy Jay yeah it seems like every time Pat's doing a one-off, he keeps making jokes about how they should just end it here or there throughout the whole video
+CptKirby Those mini-woolies are an ancient sub-species of human, known to war against the Madden tribe. After Migrating in 9,000 BC (Before Channel) to the North American South-east they contracted a great plague, causing many problems, most notably balding. Aready being of small stature, this race became quite furious at the loss of hair, the only thing they had left in their lives, this anger became a longstanding trait in the species. An interesting tradition this race, now known as the "Fuch Bovine", developed was to eat fire-ants, this was done in remembrance of their war against the Madden tribe. This tradition led to all their hair, or what's left of it, to turn a fiery red color. Now in 100 bc, the great Sw1tch empire, led by President Caesar Matticus, was in great turmoil and asked for help. The Madden Tribe had declined, as it was too busy fighting off the Daigo empire. Seeing such a great oppurtunity, these "Fuch Bovines" accepted, hoping to spite the Madden tribe. Over time the Bovines had adapted to the culture and language of the "Sw1tch" and with that a change in the pronunciation of their name, now known as "FuccBoivin". Together they became a great army known as "Sw1tchers" and solved their problems. Eventually the Madden Tribe had adopted strange religious customs and had hoped to defeat the Daigo through help of their Scorpion Deity God and the power of all their Woolie warriors. They did not however, and many scholars had written of these events saying, "They got some good hits in though". Defeated, the Woolies had no where to go, so they too were absorbed in the New Sw1tcher Empire. Over time the Woolie and FuccBoivins had bonded over Religious "Souls" festivals. Becoming great friends. Oh and Liam was born in 2,000 AD (After Determination). He joined the "Sw1tcher Zaibatsu" as they are now called, simply because of their motto "Vita Est Vita".
That moment when you're captured after kicking ass for hours, because the video game took control away from you. JUST LET ME DRIVE, UBISOFT I GOT THIS!
You can joke about the honey badger all you want. It honestly is one sick animal and i don't ever wanna cross paths with one of those fuckers. A honey badger once fought off a lion. Could you do that? No? Then don't diss the badger. static.comicvine.com/uploads/original/11115/111151927/4319407-8615809653-img00.png
The Woolie Mammoth is a terrifying creature. It captures its prey and traps it within a spatial anomaly simply known as a "Woolie Hole". There are never any survivors.
+calebrogers777 African descent are the only homosapians on the planet that have no percentage of neanderthal in them. Meanwhile the rest of humanity has at least 2-3%. This is mainly due to the great first and second migration.
+calebrogers777 we all came from africa .dude what the fuck are you talking about...those white skined people from europe got white skin because of the could ..natural selection ..that's why wee have so much racism util these days ...people discredit natural selection ..or adaptation ..shit I went mad for a second.
DarkKnightGrave Well, I did hear some rumors that they are doing something... but nothing confirmed. And of course I made my first comment just before they show the skeleton.
Guys, I think you need to have a word with your badger dealer - that's not a Honey Badger, it's just a regular-ass European Badger. More loveable, better with the kids, slight chance of tuberculosis, but if you're wanting raw killing power you should trade it back in before the badger warranty runs out.
I think the best part of this game's existence is Ubisoft's utterly stupid "It's totally a pre-historic Kyrat guys!" response to people spotting that the game's map is just straight up ripped from Far Cry 4 even though it says *right at the fucking intro* that the game takes place in central Europe. Never change Ubisoft.
Woolie claims he is creating humanity yet in another LP he cheered as Humanity was turned to goo as he rode his Jet Pack around. Woolie's Race Alliance is still in question.
Louie Salmon The only good thing about Advent is Snake boobs and the Fence Masters who draw them sexily. In Woolie's Advent there would be no Sneke gurls. Just short hair and pies.
Nooooo! They got you aseholes to play this too!? Damn you Ubisoft and your evil ways of craming this game down our throats over and over and over again, *DAMN YOUUUUU!!!* (And assassins creed, lel)
Kinda sucks that the girl died while hunting. It really put a huge dent in the tribe. If only they thought to keep her behind. She could do something safe while the expendable men hunt. Like gathering or something.
I'm sure Tumblr would have complained about the lack of women being in the hunting group as a form of archaic patriarchy that perpetuates the idea that only men are strong enough to hunt
Jesus, what did cavemen do all day? They didn't have computers or phones or even books. I don't think they even had liquor. Being a caveman looks really boring. You can't just run around stabbing animals all day.
+Teep You know, all of the comments here sound suspiciously like Berserk. Does that mean this is actually a Berserk game in disguise? #illuminopolyconfirmed
+Teep probably following the migration patterns of animals and hunting or preparing for winter,when your choices are between living or starvation,boredom takes a back seat
Ah, I'm glad Woolie is finally getting the recognition he deserves. Such an amazing individual deserves a fantastic documentary such as thi- Oh. It's a Far Cry game. Not the Life of Woolie. Well it can't be THAT bad
This was the best video since the Far Cry Multiplayer one. Matt and Woolie's banter is delightful and fun. Also, I just gotta get this out; WOOLIE! DR. STRANGELOVE DID NOT RIDE A NUKE. THAT WAS GENERAL KONG. GIT YER SHIT TOGETHER.
Super Best Friends: The Cryme before Tyme.
I'm dead.
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That's a strong one, that's really good!
+Dalon Young Shut this comment section down. We're done. It can't get better than this, haha.
"too short to be a full game, too long to be a dlc" -some dude from steam reviewing the game
So it's the right length?
Seriously, all these 50+ hour games are starting to chap my asshole.
Far Cry 4 could have been DLC for Far Cry 3
No it's too short to be a full game. :^)
The badger is basically Pat. A tiny, temperamental creature that strikes fear into all.
i wonder what pats mom is ?
+FrozenCore84 Fear? Don't you mean disgust?
Everything fears it will catch his failure and lose to the Sectoids.
+FrozenCore84 Badgers also like to skitter around of four legs, hiss and screech at people it deems hostile, and wishes to attack its prey alone, or with a single companion.
So yeah, basically Pat.
+FrozenCore84 Badger my ass!! It's probably Milhouse
NO! PERSONAAA!
Cave painting tell many tales.
This one, about tribe struggle against Uplay.
Uplay very bad.
Unnecessary
Rustled whole tribe in single day.
Relentless creature that hunt tribe that only want play vidja.
+Sanobearon Wait! not these paintings. These paintings are the furry wall, we better get out of here. weirdos about.
+TheAsylumCat We need to go to the plague tribes cave, their paintings are fully of strange but amazing figures!
Only problem is that we have to get passed a fence.... what are fences?
+Riko Wolfin I dunno, looks like a mass of mangled Al-Bead meat.
*"This cave is /d/"*
Woolie confirmed for hearing the /d/rums
oh god who filled this cave with futanari
+jamespoper look at this mosaic we made of blond man using phallic drawings
+jamespoper "alright I know these 'vaginas' were discovered a while ago, but I'm still uncomfortable about 'em. What if I just, like, put a penis on a girl?"
38:09 .."I'm glad that thing is extinct " no they are not. .that creature still exists
The Woolie still plagues the Earth.
This is actually what happened after the XCOM game, Pat lost so hard that everything turned back to stone age times. Aliens also turned back into little baby snakes.
+Homeless McMan (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
+Homeless McMan You love it, tho.
+Homeless McMan I love how Plague's lore is just fence-building, Kix cereal, drawing sexy abominations and shitting on Bloodblourne.
-Hyphen- My body says no, but my penis says "what the fuck is that? eh, I've seen worse"
+Sparkling Enope You say that like he needs more.
"Ok Soap, you take the mammoth on the right, silently- Wait! Let the herd pass. We don't have enough spear ammo to engage. Go prone to avoid detection, and move on my mark." Caveman Price, Call of Primal 4: Pre-modern Warfare
+NoMoreLegBrace - But when does Caveman Sgt. Foley tell us to get to the Burger Town Cave?
+Mister Musashi "RAMERIEZ it's up to you to make sure the village has enough berries to make it through the winter!"
Tapirs aren't extinct Matt, they're still around.
And they have the largest dick to body ratio.
+Tyler Morrison Yeah but Echidna's have several dicks though. Quantity over quality, yo.
Cthulu TheSpy Holy shit....the more you know o.o
cyberneticReverb
Cthulu, now I bet he has the biggest old god dick.
Tyler Morrison Hey, you see those tentacles? They ain't limbs, if you know what I mean.
I remember just booting up this game and my first question was " how do these cavemen speak the same language "
The various tribes like the Wenja I can get sharing the same language, but the amount of communication they'd have with other tribes would probably be restricted to spears in the face, or screeching gibberish before said spear if they're feeling generous.
Oh fuck. Woolie Mammoth.
I just got it.
This is like Man vs Wild Part 2
Bang!
+Connor Cardinale Man vs Wild: The Beginning
+Connor Cardinale Yeah, my exact thoughts were: Man vs. Wild: Second Coming.
When drinking your piss was a more acceptable pass-time
Man VS Wild: The Prologue
THE ORIGINAL CRIPS VS BLOODS!
WHAT IS GANGSTA
_"Why would nature conspire against man like this?!"_
Fun fact, this is what Adam Jensen saw while he was unconscious on the operating table.
I wasn't planning on buying this game but the badger has convinced me otherwise
You'reThatMantis i just killed Ull with the badger
Woolie unsurprisingly into women exhibiting male patter baldness
and surprisingly...I am to.
+Tiberius Hrafn-Úlfur With Woolie the less hair the better apparently.
+Tiberius Hrafn-Úlfur He grows them dreads just so he could share them. He needs virgin soil to spread his dreadful blessings.
All glory to Ooga-Ooga-Snip-Snip, He Who Devours the Day, He Who Stole the Sun, He Who Hides Casual Racism!
I'm no scientists but ooga-ooga-snip-snip is probably real
This is a deity I could worship.
Tapirs are totally still alive Matt, so there's still work to do
When Takkar did that "Requiescat in Pace" thing to his dying friend, it occurred to me that this game would be greatly improved if all the cavemen were just speaking Italian.
+DShephard You mean they didn't already?
When Matt was talking about the ancient god that comes down from the skies, I couldn't help but think he was about to make a Ric Flair joke. Ric Flair did wrestle the mammoths or something like that.
40:20
Woolie turned into Pat for a second there.
+Hebblewater1 You're super right.
+Hebblewater1 That's really accurate
+Hebblewater1 holly fucking shit you're right XD
WHY WOULD NATURE CONSPIRE AGAINST MAN LIKE THIS!?
+The Chuckle Fuck It's fine... since we all know mother nature is shared by everyone... just don't worry about it.
+The Chuckle Fuck She's a cantankerous bitch who's drunk with power.
"There's no other type of chucker! There's no nun chuckers!"
Nun chucker? As in people who throw nuns? I'm not sure Matt meant that, but I'm not opposed to seeing such a thing.
That the most civilized cave man ever, no rape, women hunt, the old and sick are not used as bait
Me Auntie Nora Japan is looking at this game right now saying "ha you can see how they are primitive the women are not obidient"
MrGrammerangel Is just funny to me that they have a historical reason to get out of that comfort zone and how they keep calling they ass-ass-in it creed games accurate, i guess that the reason why people are disapointed with this game how is just the same story with cave man on it
Must have been nice for Woolie to get a little look see how things are back home.
+AirYosukekun Hunting mammoths, while Woolie's granny cackles loudly in the distance.
There's a disturbing lack of machete guy, tho.
DarknessViper99 Yeah I guess he was sick or something
+AirYosukekun - The plot twist is that this all actually took place on the other side of the fence of Plague of Gripes's farm.
+AirYosukekun Wollie is european?
Badger goes for the balls that's why they are so scary.
Man Vs. Wild 2.0 near the end there.
+Swagbito Uchiha How could nature conspire against man so early in our existence like this?!
We need to push Confused Caveman for SummerSlam
+Donta Smith NO CHANCE
Will he go over, though?
+Afr0zentrik Of course, we must build Confused Caveman as a viable threat for the Zaibatsu Heavyweight Title
Donta Smith And if the Zaibatsu Universe boos him, who cares? He will be our champion, dammit!
So this is the National Geographic documentary on life in the Woolie Hole.
#TheWarriorswerehere
Never seen before footage of Pat's mom's childhood!
+Bernard Wiseman Pity Woolie killed her in the first five minutes.
+Bernard Wiseman You mean the mammoth?
Confused cavemen are my favorite thing you guys have pushed since Fuckboivin
Push Confused Takar for Summerslam!
+mkatapodis2 - No, wait, whaaat? What _IS_ that??? Fuckboivin??? I DON'T KNOOOOW
Did you blink and miss Grand Wizard Wakka?
AirYosukekun
Didn't GWW came before Fuckboivin?
+jamg25 actually I'm not sure. They came out kinda close.
Where's Woolie on the title card, all I see is Matt riding a Woooo...ooohhh....
Matt seems to have come around to embracing cannibalism since Until Dawn.
+Eric “The Law” Coldfire And Woolie has come to resent it. What the hell?
The ending reminded me of their video on the bear grills game years ago. Boy that was a blast.
Bitefish: the hard hitting sequel to 'deathbed: the bed that eats people'
Oh my God... Matt is literally riding a Woolie Mammoth. I love it.
"... But back then, right, you got poisoned, and you're like 'what the fuck's happening!? This is BULLSHIT!!'"
I was kind of impressed that this turned out to be a major plot point.
Imagine cavemen discovering..... THE BLEETZBALL!
Woolie and Matt are a *really* good one-off team.
+Jeedy Jay yeah it seems like every time Pat's doing a one-off, he keeps making jokes about how they should just end it here or there throughout the whole video
This isn't my daily serving of Grand Wizard Wakka.
Shh...come to bed brudda.
This entire video in summery:
"Hey look at "
"What is that? My caveman mind don't even know what that is"
And it worked.
Ah 10 thousand bc, when people fought with muskets and the british were trying to conquer the world.
Oh, no yea this is pretty cool too. Getting to watch Woolie in his natural habitat.
These caveman jokes are some of the best shit on the channel in a long time, rivaling Grand Wizard Wakka.
"The Iggy Azaleas"
Matt pls don't
Yo where's Wilma and Fred. This game is pretty inaccurate.
+The King Of Hearts Your one too talk mr."King of Hearts". Don't you have a skynet robot to go destroy?
KYOJI!!
There is actually a Flintstone's car in the game.
Oh man, a Flinstones mod would be the best!
The end of this kinda turned into Man vs. Wild.
Man vs Wild aka "the average life of a caveman."
+Mr. Creazil "Why is nature conspiring against us!?"
I miss when Matt and Pat where the most common pare. Now they team up less than all the others.
deus ex just came out...
agree
+Ryan Dollenmayer RE0 just finished as well...
Guile G. well, the less liam the better
+Christopher Rapczynski Matt got married...Pat's in like everything...and so is Liam :|
"This is Pokemon before Pokeball tech existed."
Yeah, back in those days, they only used HUSKS OF CORN.
Why are a bunch of mini Woolies attacking a normal sized Woolie?
+CptKirby
Those mini-woolies are an ancient sub-species of human, known to war against the Madden tribe. After Migrating in 9,000 BC (Before Channel) to the North American South-east they contracted a great plague, causing many problems, most notably balding. Aready being of small stature, this race became quite furious at the loss of hair, the only thing they had left in their lives, this anger became a longstanding trait in the species.
An interesting tradition this race, now known as the "Fuch Bovine", developed was to eat fire-ants, this was done in remembrance of their war against the Madden tribe. This tradition led to all their hair, or what's left of it, to turn a fiery red color.
Now in 100 bc, the great Sw1tch empire, led by President Caesar Matticus, was in great turmoil and asked for help. The Madden Tribe had declined, as it was too busy fighting off the Daigo empire. Seeing such a great oppurtunity, these "Fuch Bovines" accepted, hoping to spite the Madden tribe.
Over time the Bovines had adapted to the culture and language of the "Sw1tch" and with that a change in the pronunciation of their name, now known as "FuccBoivin". Together they became a great army known as "Sw1tchers" and solved their problems.
Eventually the Madden Tribe had adopted strange religious customs and had hoped to defeat the Daigo through help of their Scorpion Deity God and the power of all their Woolie warriors. They did not however, and many scholars had written of these events saying, "They got some good hits in though". Defeated, the Woolies had no where to go, so they too were absorbed in the New Sw1tcher Empire.
Over time the Woolie and FuccBoivins had bonded over Religious "Souls" festivals. Becoming great friends.
Oh and Liam was born in 2,000 AD (After Determination). He joined the "Sw1tcher Zaibatsu" as they are now called, simply because of their motto "Vita Est Vita".
Far Cry: Woolie
I like to think Pat lost so hard that the next war is now being fought with stick and stones.
The woolie mammoths are secretly alien sympathizers.
What y'all know 'bout La Blue Girl?
+chaffXgrenade
thats some old school nostalgic shit
It's the hentai flick I'm _least_ ashamed of watching.
+Jeedy Jay Really? You need better hentai.
+chaffXgrenade Yaku ftw
+chaffXgrenade Nin-Nin didn't get near enough play for my liking.
You can tell it's paid for when 'Leaving Mission Area' gets no response
+gottagofastest
Ubisoft paid them with mammoth hide.
+globox123456789 Honestly; for a mammoth hide I'd sing the praise for any Ubisoft game...even any AC game after Black Flag *shudder*.
+gottagofastest well... why would they hide it here but put [SPONSORED] on their Guns of Icarus video?
+NR Rowley Hey, Rogue was nice.
+gottagofastest "Me Matt, he Woolie! We play new game by Ubisoft...ug ug...find many bugs"
That moment when you're captured after kicking ass for hours, because the video game took control away from you.
JUST LET ME DRIVE, UBISOFT I GOT THIS!
Can I just say how much I appreciate the fact that WOOLIE is the MAMMOTH in the intro?
Blaming spirits was the caveman version of "Fucking hacks!"
You can joke about the honey badger all you want. It honestly is one sick animal and i don't ever wanna cross paths with one of those fuckers. A honey badger once fought off a lion. Could you do that? No? Then don't diss the badger.
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+Ulquiorra4sama
A Honey Badger Martian Cockroach.
*HOLY SHIT!*
"I don't like it but I like it." That's what I thought when I watched la Blue Girl.
women hunters/warriors in my ancient time? NOT ON MY WATCH UNGA BUNGA
+TheAznZeus They had to go all PC,.
+TheAznZeus Those men got super ate. You can be picky, but the sabertooth won't be.
Well to be fair, would you really tell a women covered in ears to get back in the hut?
Goraka91 Quite the fair point tbh lol
That last part had me flashback to Bear Grylls
*ALL OF NATURE IS CONSPIRING TO KILL ME!*
In 10 000 aC there only existed 10 FPS, it seems.
The Woolie Mammoth is a terrifying creature. It captures its prey and traps it within a spatial anomaly simply known as a "Woolie Hole". There are never any survivors.
Put the black man with dreads in the video about a game about neanderthal cavemen......
Well played Matt.
+calebrogers777 African descent are the only homosapians on the planet that have no percentage of neanderthal in them. Meanwhile the rest of humanity has at least 2-3%. This is mainly due to the great first and second migration.
+Volcardo Thanks Wikipedia.
+calebrogers777 we all came from africa .dude what the fuck are you talking about...those white skined people from europe got white skin because of the could ..natural selection ..that's why wee have so much racism util these days ...people discredit natural selection ..or adaptation ..shit I went mad for a second.
+Ckyntosh So what you're saying is, we were all black once.
***** In terms of skin tone yes but ancient people didn't look like modern Africans they resembled Aboriginals.
And yet I am still waiting for the Blood Dragon sequel....
But no one cared.
+DarkKnightGrave There is a Blood Dragon skeleton hidden in this game along with eggs.
Still not a Sequel.
DarkKnightGrave
Well, I did hear some rumors that they are doing something... but nothing confirmed.
And of course I made my first comment just before they show the skeleton.
Man, this new XCOM 2 Playthrough is going WAY better.
Mocks Turok: Dinosaur Hunter for not having a targeting reticle.
Doesn't mention it in the remastered edition. Turok: Primal
The animals avoid the badger because they know if they look in its eyes it'll put them in a tsukuyomi.
The Woolie Mammoth
truly one of the worst jokes
but also
the greatest of jokes
Caveman Cribs is either the best, or the worst, version of Cribs.
+Jeedy Jay Why not both?
Guys, I think you need to have a word with your badger dealer - that's not a Honey Badger, it's just a regular-ass European Badger. More loveable, better with the kids, slight chance of tuberculosis, but if you're wanting raw killing power you should trade it back in before the badger warranty runs out.
+Fors Clavigera Fuck that. We were told to stay the hell away from badgers, growing up. A badger can pick a fight with a car and tie.
Actually historians claim that most cavemen hunted mammoths by chasing them of a cliff and collecting the meat, which actually seems sicker.
I figure, you just keep sending mammoths down the same cliff, and eventually the body pile grows enough that the
food comes to you.
There's an area where the Neanderthal tribe is doing that. They put up a bunch of spikes at the bottom of the cliff, for good measure.
"What can we do to get people interested in Far Cry?" "Cavemen?" "Cavemen. THAT'S GENIUS!!!"
+Kido "ALSO GET ADAM JENSON ON THE LINE!!!"
"You're useless! You're not delicious or cute!"
I think the best part of this game's existence is Ubisoft's utterly stupid "It's totally a pre-historic Kyrat guys!" response to people spotting that the game's map is just straight up ripped from Far Cry 4 even though it says *right at the fucking intro* that the game takes place in central Europe.
Never change Ubisoft.
+Almostfull777 the map vertical is being used but everything has been completely redesigned, it doesnt look like far cry 4 at all
Woolie claims he is creating humanity yet in another LP he cheered as Humanity was turned to goo as he rode his Jet Pack around. Woolie's Race Alliance is still in question.
+GinyouRinsom Nah, in the XCOM LP he was also creating humanity. Just a new, better humanity.
He made it, he gets to help break it I guess.
Louie Salmon
The only good thing about Advent is Snake boobs and the Fence Masters who draw them sexily. In Woolie's Advent there would be no Sneke gurls. Just short hair and pies.
He created humanity so that we could be used as fuel for our alien overlords.
I love these xcom burns in the comments, turn back time and junk
matt accidently threw his club at one point, ancient axes!
Nooooo! They got you aseholes to play this too!?
Damn you Ubisoft and your evil ways of craming this game down our throats over and over and over again,
*DAMN YOUUUUU!!!*
(And assassins creed, lel)
This is some prime material for animation.
Kinda sucks that the girl died while hunting. It really put a huge dent in the tribe.
If only they thought to keep her behind. She could do something safe while the expendable men hunt.
Like gathering or something.
I'm sure Tumblr would have complained about the lack of women being in the hunting group as a form of archaic patriarchy that perpetuates the idea that only men are strong enough to hunt
Matt/Pat co-op with no headsets when?
Sadly, this game doesn't have multiplayer. Caveman co-op would be _the tits._
This is the badger lore this channel needed.
Jesus, what did cavemen do all day? They didn't have computers or phones or even books. I don't think they even had liquor. Being a caveman looks really boring. You can't just run around stabbing animals all day.
Sex, even with animals.
+Teep Getting away with raping and murdering.
+Teep You know, all of the comments here sound suspiciously like Berserk. Does that mean this is actually a Berserk game in disguise?
#illuminopolyconfirmed
+Teep probably following the migration patterns of animals and hunting or preparing for winter,when your choices are between living or starvation,boredom takes a back seat
>10000 bc
>tell bone shaman i have a ceremonial bone for her to ceremony
>laughingshaman.rockpeg
>berries burst out of loincloth
😁 This is one of the funniest videos you've made in a long time. Thank you. 😁
Is Oros the homeland of Oro, the greatest and pruniest Street Fighter?
This is my favorite game of all time when ever you want to escape into nature this is it.
fucked framerate Pat would not be pleased
Run with Us! That seriously made my day guys. Spent most of the afternoon tracking down that song
TUROK SHADOWMAN SHALL RISE AGAIN
love the babby mammoth reference, takes me back.
And yet they failed to make a single Snu-Snu joke.
1/10 Needs more Snu-Snu.
Matt always breaks *character* to "awww" at the cute animal interactions.
All hail Yevon! There aren't any Machinas in this! Yevonites be thy celebrate in such festive!
No blitzball either
+Wakka's Al Bhed Potion They also seem fairly cool with setting Al Bhed on fire.
Truly, this is eden.
I like how Two Best Friends can play the game, show us it's fun, be entertaining, and at the same time give no spoilers.
this video is so good
+QM video good ..bunga
Ah, I'm glad Woolie is finally getting the recognition he deserves. Such an amazing individual deserves a fantastic documentary such as thi-
Oh. It's a Far Cry game. Not the Life of Woolie. Well it can't be THAT bad
can we just get a 3 hour long video filles with Mr snip snips racist tirades
+Tim G Best Friends RAW
This was the best video since the Far Cry Multiplayer one. Matt and Woolie's banter is delightful and fun.
Also, I just gotta get this out;
WOOLIE!
DR. STRANGELOVE DID NOT RIDE A NUKE.
THAT WAS GENERAL KONG.
GIT YER SHIT TOGETHER.
The fucking Tiger Fish scared the hell outta me
Literally the most terrifying.
+spacemanisaac Those things still exist somewhere. Saw 'em on River Monsters.