I'm immensely impressed! The complicated skills for farming, brilliant political de-bullshitter, musician, comedian extrordinaire and has time to give us the best utube channel in Canada!
That was a nice change and a great start to my day. Thanks Brother! You're in Canada, I'm in central Texas; and what you show and say... well, looks and sounds a lot like home. Big yields and good weather to all!
Apparently I have a voicemail account, but I never applied for one, nor requested it. Couple of times a week there's a message on my phone saying I have a new voicemail message. I've never checked, nor will I!! Voicemail is PURE EVIL!!! You have suffered so I don't have to! Thanks, QDM!! 👍
That was priceless 😂😂 👍👍You’re just expressing the frustration we all get in life from time to time but with a comedy twist. You’ve made made my day a lot brighter. Thanks QDM ❤
Hahaha who can't relate to that?? That's what i go through with my mom because she will not text, but i love her anyway 😂 Thanks for the preview. Hope to see you one day.
Thank you QDM!!! Love the clip you shared! So 100% spot on!!! Exactly how it went when dad was still here... Then it was mom making those calls. We got her to text now 👍 still effing annoying most of the time, but.... Even though it's annoying, cherish those missed opportunities to talk to BMA.. it's been over 5 years since the old man annoyed the piss out of me.,. Miss that. Sorry, rambled too much. I guess it's one of those moments.
If that short segment was a hoot, I'm sure an entire show would blow my mind. You are a well-kept Canadian secret and Prairie treasure, sir. I'd love to see you in person! Cheers and God bless from down the road a bit, here in Alberta.
In my day, "Dan", was referred to as "ZZ Top", and always good for (at least) a "Two-Point" speeding ticket, and a letter indicating that the "Commonwealth" was pissed-off.... Holding a CDL only made the "Commonwealth's" love notes more threatening... "ZZ Top, the other Bearded Ones"....
We just wanna let you know that your show was absolutely fantastic. We couldn't stop laughing throughout the entire performance. We found your humor and wit top-notch. You had the entire audience in stiches. Thank for a great night of stand up comedy it was absolutely priceless.
According to what little I watched about your 'show', glad I won't go support you. World's already got too many grown men with trash talk in their vocabulary. We need men with a better and cleaner way of talk.
Hey thanks for the sneak peak of your show. Would love to see the complete show some day. Who knows maybe next fall. In the mean time I will just look forward to your videos.
Years ago on Twitter I knew you were going to do good things. I told you so. Perfect mix of facts & jokes. You’re trying hard & talking to folks. I appreciate it big time. Congratulations QD. Keep it coming’.
QDM, I wish I could make a show, but driving or flying to Canada from Kansas is not allowed on my budget. Thanks for the teaser, it was so funny I'm still giggling.
Thanks very much for the morning laugh....great way to start the day...quick dick and morning coffee....lol... From my over taxed igloo on the mountain in alberta Canada 🇨🇦 D. P.S...TECHNOLOGY IS WHY PEOPLE TAKE PILLS FOR OUR SAFTEY....
Awesome show Quick, made me think of Mic Jagger you putting on the miles on the stage. That joke about the bull sale was hilarious, tears were flowing.
Buying a passport to travel to Canada - $75. Plane ticket, hotel, and food - $1500 ( I eat a lot, lol) Buying a ticket to watch Quick Dick live - $50? Laughing my a$$ off and having a great night - priceless.
Qd..."who uses voice-mail?" Bigger question is, " who still has voice mail? QD, soon texting will be in the past, time to catch up I think and boot the voice mail feature....Lol Oh hey if your struggling with all the voice mail steps, best you stay away from a x9 1100 combines.....😅
Never compromise yerself , follow yer instincts , they've brought ya this far ! It has been a true reward to have made yer acquaintance my Canadian brother ! Keep bringin the joy , truth , facts & the Never dying spirit of F0K tyranny 🎯 Just Say NO to force fed Bull - schidt ! WE are the Rulers of the ROOST ! 👍💪 May good health & safety be your constant companions .
Dear Mr Quick Dick, I have reviewed your show and find you have excellent telephone answering skills. You fit the profile perfectly and I am prpud to offer you the opportunity of answering my calls for me, and to do the appropriate follow up screaming at the idiots ! Congratulations !
Well dick,if you won’t put your shoes on utube, you had better do a world tour. I’d buy the first ticket to your show in Dubbo, New South Wales in Australia. Hope to see you here one day.
Omg, the tears... I haven't laughed that hard in awhile, thanks! Idk why i never got the notification for this when it came out, but i think i fixed it?
Yup. That be the phone. Im always abandoning mine. Thought of leaving it at the fire department or the hospital. I am sure they have service that can take care of abandoned phones.
I remember when Nokia made brick phones that would survive a flight across a shop because I had a few instances like that with mts and the voice mail was nearly the same so the phone logged flight time and when you eventually called back it was a case of oh I just wanted to see what you were up to
Well I tell you what I don't live in Canada but you are hilarious and I've been watching your videos hell my kids even got me started watching them I tried to cut back on the videos they watch because of the language but they're going to learn it from somebody and I like how your straightforward you don't beat around the bush about things
If you don't like the swearing, you can leave - and I did ! You are very funny and topical and the F word adds nothing. George Carlin started out clean and then fell into the gutter. I stopped watching him. Here's hoping your return line doesn't happen often.
Please run for Prime Minister! Your country needs you!
Parliament couldn’t handle QDM. All that logic and common sense; make their heads spin right round, like in the Exorcist.
He can have a run at PM after Jordon Peterson gets in there and actually fixes things
That’s what I’ve been saying
A person that hates voice messages almost as me. Haven't set mine up since 99'. Great video🤘
Let's not ruin a good thing by making them a politician
I'm immensely impressed! The complicated skills for farming, brilliant political de-bullshitter, musician, comedian extrordinaire and has time to give us the best utube channel in Canada!
That was a nice change and a great start to my day. Thanks Brother!
You're in Canada, I'm in central Texas; and what you show and say... well, looks and sounds a lot like home.
Big yields and good weather to all!
How's she goin'? Congrats on what looked like another terrific show!! Thanks for posting. Take care!!
Thanks Grampie!
Your the real patriot of Canada Quick Dick. We need more people you out. Who agrees eh?
Laughed so hard I cried 😂 The e-charging comment = classic. Thanks for taking us along, QDM! 🍻
Ditto!
Apparently I have a voicemail account, but I never applied for one, nor requested it. Couple of times a week there's a message on my phone saying I have a new voicemail message. I've never checked, nor will I!! Voicemail is PURE EVIL!!!
You have suffered so I don't have to!
Thanks, QDM!! 👍
I do the same! Or, in other words, I also don't do the same.
Yes I am guilty of vm. On my phone it goes to a voice to a txt msg… I mean most times. Lol AI
Outstanding set! Seriously. It looked brilliantly entertaining. Congratulations on getting onto the big stage. Thanks for the video.
Let me be first here… great work. Awesome.
Thanks!
That was priceless 😂😂 👍👍You’re just expressing the frustration we all get in life from time to time but with a comedy twist. You’ve made made my day a lot brighter. Thanks QDM ❤
That's exactly how I feel about voicemails I have one now from a few weeks ago I haven't checked yet
Would you like to? 😂
Keep On Keeping On 😂❤. You Are Original 👍
Hahaha who can't relate to that?? That's what i go through with my mom because she will not text, but i love her anyway 😂
Thanks for the preview. Hope to see you one day.
Thank you QDM!!! Love the clip you shared! So 100% spot on!!! Exactly how it went when dad was still here... Then it was mom making those calls. We got her to text now 👍 still effing annoying most of the time, but....
Even though it's annoying, cherish those missed opportunities to talk to BMA.. it's been over 5 years since the old man annoyed the piss out of me.,.
Miss that.
Sorry, rambled too much. I guess it's one of those moments.
If that short segment was a hoot, I'm sure an entire show would blow my mind. You are a well-kept Canadian secret and Prairie treasure, sir. I'd love to see you in person! Cheers and God bless from down the road a bit, here in Alberta.
Do you take requests? I'd like to hear my favorite song. "It's hard to say i Love you when y'all's sittin on my Face." 😊
In my day, "Dan", was referred to as "ZZ Top", and always good for (at least) a "Two-Point" speeding ticket, and a letter indicating that the "Commonwealth" was pissed-off.... Holding a CDL only made the "Commonwealth's" love notes more threatening... "ZZ Top, the other Bearded Ones"....
Hi from Michigan’s U.P.! Thanks for posting a sample of your comedy tour, as it’s a bit too far for me to drive! 😅
We just wanna let you know that your show was absolutely fantastic. We couldn't stop laughing throughout the entire performance. We found your humor and wit top-notch. You had the entire audience in stiches. Thank for a great night of stand up comedy it was absolutely priceless.
You’re too kind, thanks so much!
I couldn't hit the like button twice so I posted here...run for pm.!!
According to what little I watched about your 'show', glad I won't go support you.
World's already got too many grown men with trash talk in their vocabulary. We need men with a better and cleaner way of talk.
This hit harder than it probably should have, being a mechanic and farmer it has happened more than I care to admit.
Good morning sur wish I could go watch that's 4 sure have a great day
Awesome 👍👍
We need more of the Dusty Wrench!!
Hey thanks for the sneak peak of your show. Would love to see the complete show some day. Who knows maybe next fall. In the mean time I will just look forward to your videos.
YOU are admired. Thanks for the laffs, and TRUTH.
Years ago on Twitter I knew you were going to do good things. I told you so. Perfect mix of facts & jokes. You’re trying hard & talking to folks. I appreciate it big time. Congratulations QD. Keep it coming’.
I appreciate that my friend!
Too bad I missed you in Maidstone.
QDM, I wish I could make a show, but driving or flying to Canada from Kansas is not allowed on my budget. Thanks for the teaser, it was so funny I'm still giggling.
Happy Canada Day when are you coming to Ontario
Thanks very much for the morning laugh....great way to start the day...quick dick and morning coffee....lol...
From my over taxed igloo on the mountain in alberta Canada 🇨🇦 D.
P.S...TECHNOLOGY IS WHY PEOPLE TAKE PILLS FOR OUR SAFTEY....
Thanks QDM, a great start to my day 😄😄!
Thanks for being a patriot of the world support from 🇺🇸
Awesome show Quick, made me think of Mic Jagger you putting on the miles on the stage. That joke about the bull sale was hilarious, tears were flowing.
Lol ,,,thanks for the memo show ,,,,
Nobody believes me here in the east when I tell them how great Saskatchewan is, which is probably a good thing for you guys.
There is only one of you…. Thank god the world couldn’t take two. Hope to see you live someday 🍻
Buying a passport to travel to Canada - $75.
Plane ticket, hotel, and food - $1500 ( I eat a lot, lol)
Buying a ticket to watch Quick Dick live - $50?
Laughing my a$$ off and having a great night - priceless.
Qd..."who uses voice-mail?"
Bigger question is, " who still has voice mail? QD, soon texting will be in the past, time to catch up I think and boot the voice mail feature....Lol
Oh hey if your struggling with all the voice mail steps, best you stay away from a x9 1100 combines.....😅
QDM probably needs a BlueTooth headset for Christmas.
Never compromise yerself , follow yer instincts , they've brought ya this far !
It has been a true reward to have made yer acquaintance my Canadian brother !
Keep bringin the joy , truth , facts & the Never dying spirit of F0K tyranny 🎯
Just Say NO to force fed Bull - schidt ! WE are the Rulers of the ROOST ! 👍💪
May good health & safety be your constant companions .
Say hi to the folks we purchased our house from...Anthony and Christy...👋🏻👋🏻👋🏻👋🏻👋🏻😁❤Us
❤QDM your awesome made my day today! Have a great time on your standup tour😂😂😂😂😂
Dear Mr Quick Dick, I have reviewed your show and find you have excellent telephone answering skills. You fit the profile perfectly and I am prpud to offer you the opportunity of answering my calls for me, and to do the appropriate follow up screaming at the idiots ! Congratulations !
Hot dam I so wish I could catch one of your shows, that bit on your dad leaving voicemails had me howeling
Your the man
Please come back to Lloyd next fall….. After harvest of course. Unless of course you are running Anhydrous, then come after that. 😎
Advisor to the next PM anyway! In the short term, an appearance on Joe Rogan’s podcast. And guest spot at the Mothership.
LMAO...That was pretty fucking funny!! Hey man! Did you get my voice mail?? 👍
Well dick,if you won’t put your shoes on utube, you had better do a world tour. I’d buy the first ticket to your show in Dubbo, New South Wales in Australia. Hope to see you here one day.
Omg, the tears... I haven't laughed that hard in awhile, thanks! Idk why i never got the notification for this when it came out, but i think i fixed it?
Hey Bro.. 👋 on the show.. Phone calls only happen when your on a ladder or bolting on a transmission under the car.. 😊
Yup. That be the phone. Im always abandoning mine. Thought of leaving it at the fire department or the hospital. I am sure they have service that can take care of abandoned phones.
Your live show is great. A Ray of sunshine in a gloomy day.
Thanks!
Right on I was hoping you'd show us a skit or two cause I bet your even more hilarious on stage after having a few lol
Giver hell in Ol Su-Perdue Buddy,that will be a guaranteed good time and it's for a great cause!
That was funny! I needed a good laugh. It's funny how, even though farming and ranching can be stressful, there is always humor to be found.
So true!
If we don’t laugh at ourselves we’d go crazy. 😎🤣. We sure think a like Quick. Love your family ❣️💞
Take dual citizenship and become Australian Prime Mincer as well.
hey QD, would love to meet you one day! don’t live too far from yorkton, all my family watches your videos!
Never fails or you get your hands dirty then a mosquito is picking at your face or ya got to piss lol
F'n voice mail. I never leave messages. It is a form of cruelty. Keep them coming, QD! Good one. Thanks.
That was really good for a Saskatchewan. Please leave message!🤣🤣
If for some reason I’m ever going to Saskatchewan I’m definitely going to go to a show. Thanks QDM
Im in the Yucatan Mexico so Quik Dick me seeing you live is kinda bit of a problem. Looks like you put on a great live stand up show. 👍👍👍👍👍
Look forward to listening to you and Shawn on the SNP!
Geez, thats a long way from hauling 100 mesh. Good job!
You know what? I'm comin to your house.....In July....after the Calgary stampede so you better be home you......comments reserved until I get there
OH.......and we''re takin Blue for a spin......Fuck ya
I don't have vm setup on my phone for this exact reason 😂😂😂
Ok I love you channel, now I dying to see your live show!
YOU ARE AMAZING
Thanks for the drive in to Lloyd. 🥰. And Maidstone is a great drinking spot for all Sask 👍
PS. You are funny AF
You have to love a town whose insurance broker's office is in the liquor store 😅
I remember when Nokia made brick phones that would survive a flight across a shop because I had a few instances like that with mts and the voice mail was nearly the same so the phone logged flight time and when you eventually called back it was a case of oh I just wanted to see what you were up to
🤣
Will there be a world tour as am uk and can’t get to the maple leaf land with a twat for a leader like is in the uk
I'm glad to know that I'm not the only one that gets those messages at worst possible times
The phone voicemail thing is so true.😂😂😂😂😅😅😅
I disabled voice mail on my phone for this very reason. 😊
maaan you are hilarious! Going to have to renew my passport!
thanks for the sample of the show. Its a hike from NY to catch a show.
Heard you had a streaker crash the stage in Laird , so sorry I missed that show .
Nice go to town truck ,how many miles to a charge ?😂
I almost crashed the car because you to funny. Worth it
Too fucking funny! Almost made me pee!
Look like a great show Quick 🤘
We have common sense farmers here in SW Ontario as well. Cheers
A tear came to my eyes as my dear mom left messages exactly the same😂...god rest her soul
Well I tell you what I don't live in Canada but you are hilarious and I've been watching your videos hell my kids even got me started watching them I tried to cut back on the videos they watch because of the language but they're going to learn it from somebody and I like how your straightforward you don't beat around the bush about things
Haha thanks friend!
this is exacty why I have not checked my voice mail in nearly 25 years, great show
OMG, another great video. keep'm coming. I need a good laugh to get me though this BS carbon tax. Farm on.
Glad you enjoyed
Well done as always QDM, love the Dan Cugnet!
If you don't like the swearing, you can leave - and I did ! You are very funny and topical and the F word adds nothing. George Carlin started out clean and then fell into the gutter. I stopped watching him. Here's hoping your return line doesn't happen often.
🤷🏻♂️
Fkn eh, loved it man... cheers brother
I hope it's about trudy the ground hog lol
Aha, just checked a message from my dad. Same shit. Lol. I saved it. Hes 93 !!!
Haha get voice to text
Convinced you did the voice over for GTA 5 Trevor
OMG!! I laughed so hard! Thank you!
Good one. I hate voice messages, waste of time.
My Mother was born in Maidstone!! :)
You didn't look to good the morning after. 😆 😮
I don't leave voice
Mails lol hate the phone
Was there a line up of groupies…..😂
Loved it all. You kill me I fn hate voice mail.
It's not "Get er done" You did it though.. lol