@@jadenwalker2052you existed man, your existence has doomed us all. you were supposed to be our saviour. But millions are dying by your hand, and there’s nothing we can do to stop it. why? Jaden, why? you were supposed to be our chosen one.
Alternate end: Killer: Anyone who found about the incident didn't stick much longer Therapist: Okay your session has ended that'll be $500. Pay it up at the reception
Absolutely so happy to see your post, def funny asf!! Love your content!! Please tell me why this funny dude does not have a million subs yet?!?! You def deserve it!!!
Killer: it’s fair to say that anyone whoever found out about the incident never lived long enough to tell the story Me as the therapist: wow then your making a lot of progress Explaining your emotions is always the best way to process them Anyways see you next week
I'm questioning life right now why does a clip from Big bang theory have more likes than this my brother you are so underrated it is despicable some might say bloody diabolical
"...found out about the incident didn't stick around for too much longer" (Stays still) "Oh so you don't know." "Yeah... Yeah Uhh. One second. Hey Mr... 9... 1... Surname... 1"
Him: "that hit & run with that family..." Therapist: "go back to that hit & run" Me: "hidden run? Like a Gen Z version of hide & seek" Him :"when I found out the mother was still alive, it made it so much more painful" Therapist: "what are you insinuating?" Me: "ohhhh... a Gen Z version of hide & seek with a TWD theme .... sounds fun.... so by still alive, do u mean alive or undead? " Therapist: (sweating) "I think we should stop for the day" Him: "anyone who found out about the incident didn't stick around for too much longer" Me: so... what you're saying is.... it's not a game afterall.... it's the zombie apocalypse! Got it! Wait, the therapist is sweating, he's infected! Therapist: ☠ Him: (looks at me next) Me: don't look at me! Keep an eye on him! Make sure he doesn't get back up! You're supposed to do a double tap to make sure they don't reanimate! Him: 🤦♂️ (runs away) Me: wait for me! Don't leave me with the zombies!
From :- *"Let's stick to the Hit-&-Run thing for a second, i think there was Something there"* To :- *"Oops, There Sweat dripping onto my Paper,* *I think we should Stop for Today"* 🤣
So clearly he saw a hit and run with a family of 4 He saw that the mom was still alive and put him in a lot of depression. He had no other choice with the police but to end up going around to all of the houses to wish them well and offer help for the traumatic experience, they don't stick around much longer because they need some time to cope, cry, or visit a therapist.
I mean the therapist the one who asked for it, the client try to avoid the subject many times....so.....he reap what he sow. What a minute someone knocking on my door
This is an actual pretty cool plot for a horror movie. The main character is the therapist and the whole movie is him running from town to town, trying to outrun the killer.
Bro I misread the title and thought it was killer therapist and I thought that the therapists family got killed in the hit-and-run And he was gonna kill the patient for killing his family
I just want to let everyone know i am blind, so i didnt see any faces, i have no idea how the guy looks, and if would want to eliminate all witnesses, he could skip me
"Funny" thing is my mom works at a local hospital and said she heard a recent incident where there was a road rage incident where a mother was ran off the road, ejected from her seat, and the person that ran here off the road actually shot her. She had a child in the back seat of here car.
“I took so many houses” is somehow the most chilling thing he said
Took so many houses and ended up in psychologist bureau 😂😂😂
I felt really about when I had to tell my therapist..shame he was a good guy too
everyone of pointcrows fans
For real
@@AngolanoNventaOficial
Yeah, good point tbh.
I love how the therapists face gets more shiny with sweat as it keeps cutting to him 💀
bros about to enter fight or flight mode
thats the joke
Bro started to rain
That's the Jaden special
Like for 19 videos straight yall say the same exact thing wtf it stopped now in 2024☠️
Randomly found this channel. It's legit a new home now.
Same currently bingeing :)))
Me too, his skits r top level
Same!
Welcome your prospective on life will change
Fr
The moment the therapist wanted to focus on the hit and run his fate was sealed 💀💀
It's so ironic that he could just pretend not to hear that and he would be fine
Well his job is to not ignore every detail. So being a therapist already sealed his fate.
‘What incident? I ain’t hear nothing-‘
(yo actually im deaf and I was just talking to the voices in my head)
My earring aid was turned off .
Matter of fact, I'm deaf on my right ear and 89% on my left ear, so I pretty much can hear nothing.
I can't even hear you, sir.
Looks like I found a new D-class
Ayo i was bouta say that
“I think we should stop for today” Got me dying 😂
srsly 😂
So was he
This is my type of humor
1,000 likes no replies?
lemme fix that
@@FirstNameLastName-tb6wx make that 1000 replies and 2 replies👍
@@monkesuperior no its 1000 likes and only 3 comments🤦♂️
Gee whiz, you're a teenager.
Fun fact; you teen years can last long into your thirties these daze.
@@Momusinterra didn’t know I was a teenager. Thanks for telling me 🙏
Diavolo when his identity is revealed:
Fr
King Crimsonnn
POV: me knowing that I'm next 👁👄👁
Unfunny
@@Rob1DaOne [•]-[•]
You earned a like buddy
@@Rob1DaOne 519 think otherwise
@@fearless_legend4123 890 now
I just love the fact how his sweat builds up when he's nervous... That cracks me up 😂😂
“Family of four, not my best day” what’s your worst then? 💀💀
That’s what he was saying... he wasn’t saying it was his best day, he was saying it was a bad one.
Family of 2
@@TheBanjoDuck he said four
@@randolph_plays I'm saying the family of two was his worst
“Sent my friends into some buildings but one failed and crashed in a field, that was also hard to get past”
The awkward sitting in the principals office listening to the ticking clock feeling is just on point
“Sorry you said what? Yeah I was diagnosed with deafness in my right eye so I don’t remember the last 2 minutes of our conversation”
Ha nice
😂
How did he remember that
We've been talking for 3 minutes
Reply 5
Plot twist: they stood up to handshake and the therapist said "Next time tomorrow?"
Therapist: PATIENT CONFIDALITY, I LEGALLY CANT TELL A SOUL PLEASE I SWEAR I NO NO-
Actually therapists are legally obligated to tell someone if something like this happens.
@@stardust6186 well yes ofc if the patient or someone else life is on the line, yes you are right
@@freshlybakedmaroon Yeah. Also they have to tell if any harm might happen, like if someone says they plan to sh
Maybe the client didn’t know that you can’t have confidentiality for killing somebody, so I definitely would’ve tried to lie about it to save my ass
@@Ren_out_of_Ten True, true. Many people don't know the confidentiality doesn't count if that's involved
Jaden is an expert at progressively getting sweatier 😂
I like how the therapist got up in a panicked way
And the killer just gets up normally
It turned from therapist-patient relationship to predator-prey relationship real quick. 💀
He was channeling that Jason Vorhees energy🔪
Wow what a scientific breakthrough you must be so proud congrats 🎉🎉
@@siantopablo9149 I always am!
@@gamerbros3431came back a year later and you're still a taint
I just can't believe that he told him knowing full well he'd have to kill him.
Jaden you have doomed us all.
We know his secret 😭
We're the next 😭😭
We’re cooked bro 😭
Im not going down without a fight
*looking around* wtf did I do?!
(I'm well aware the guy is also named Jaden)
@@jadenwalker2052you existed man, your existence has doomed us all. you were supposed to be our saviour. But millions are dying by your hand, and there’s nothing we can do to stop it. why? Jaden, why? you were supposed to be our chosen one.
Man has a spray bottle on deck always 😂
The depressed patient waiting out in the hall “I heard everything!”
sewiside at its best and finest
Something I would do
@@mikayla_collie I’d be the depressed patient. Who yells that out.
lmao jesus christ
Yikes 😂
how is this man not hired as an actor yet
The way the killer didn't much talk about his murders was lowkey wholesome, his worrying about his therapist's life but "Curiosity kills the cat"
oh my gosh thats such a brilliant thing
he said that their cat molly died, and curiosity killed the cat
oh my gosh
Poetry
It was at this moment that he knew he F-
"Yeah family of 4 wasnt one of my best days."
That made me laugh for some reason.
Alternate end:
Killer: Anyone who found about the incident didn't stick much longer
Therapist: Okay your session has ended that'll be $500. Pay it up at the reception
“When I don’t eat I get these mood swings.” Then proceeds to aggressively lead the therapist on to a fight to the death.
guess he didn't eat enough in the morning
Average Snickers ad...
Great Acting. The Young Leonardo DiCaprio of Comedy😂😂😂
"Damn I've been hit with a sudden attack of memory loss who are you?" 😇
@@EEEEEEEE truly the words of an intellectual
As I therapist. I appreciate this and find it absolutely hilarious. Therapist Jaden needs to be in more skits with clients!
“I think we should stop for today :D” bro was begging for his life lmao
Bro you're good just hit em with the: "Everything we discuss here stays here." and you can continue the therapy.
This is the best recap of The Patient on Hulu
EZ
That clock in the background really just ties this whole video together-
Him starting to ignore the blatant trying to change the subject
Therapist: At this moment he knew, he messed up
This guy is fucking talented, love it XD
Absolutely so happy to see your post, def funny asf!! Love your content!! Please tell me why this funny dude does not have a million subs yet?!?! You def deserve it!!!
I appreciate that
He finally hit the 1mil!
@@francescocostanzo8225 yeah!! Finally!! He's def one of my fav channels!!!😁🥇
@@EEEEEEEE E
this guy has the ability to sweat on command like Christian Bale
“Not one of my best days.”
💀 Low key relatable
Are you a killer?
Excuse me💀
I'm sorry, you said relatable? Whatchu mean by that? 💀💀💀
Explain?
🤨
Me if I was in that situation: *"Honey I'm deaf, I didn't even hear a thing you said in fact I'm blind, can't even see you."*
I like how he tried to save the therapist, but you know how that saying goes. Curiosity killed the cat.
Man went on one of those Red Dead rampages after accidentally taking out some NPCs
Killer: it’s fair to say that anyone whoever found out about the incident never lived long enough to tell the story
Me as the therapist: wow then your making a lot of progress
Explaining your emotions is always the best way to process them
Anyways see you next week
That's when you should have skipped over that, but you had to be noisy.
You still going out friend you pushed too far 😂
18
"Next week? No, tonight."
Reply 5
He wanted to let it go but the therapist just HAD to keep pressing the issue 😒
My favourite comedian.. Lovin it!
Shared with my friends they lived it too. I hope you keep it up, cuz it always makes me laugh
“Patient confidentiality is very important to me…”
*jumps out the 4 story window
This channel is amazing, already hooked!
I am-ASHAMED-I haven’t found this channel sooner
I just started watching this channel and how is this channel so underrated
I found his channel last month and loved it ever since its perffect dark humor.
Damn, i was expecting him to say, okay doc, see you next week same time? 💀
He asked for it. Fair enuff🤣🤣🤣
Therapist: *Gulp* "What incident?
The guy: "Good let's keep it that way"
"Your secret is safe with me"
-Every school counsulor ever
Lmaoo should not have started down the rabbit hole asking all thoase questions 😂
I'm questioning life right now why does a clip from Big bang theory have more likes than this my brother you are so underrated it is despicable some might say bloody diabolical
"I've learned to drink coffee in the morning" 😂
Im scared, I might be next
I love the water as sweat shtick absolute comedy gold 👍
bro can we talk about how pretty his eyes are
The "do you want a coffee" was crazy! 🤣🤣🤣
Plot twist: The therapist is the actual killer.
"...found out about the incident didn't stick around for too much longer"
(Stays still)
"Oh so you don't know."
"Yeah... Yeah Uhh. One second. Hey Mr... 9... 1... Surname... 1"
I really love the part where you progressively get sweatier gets me every time🗿
The captions make it even more hilarious lol. Instead of tea it said "I think I'd pee on myself"😂😂😂
How does this channel dont have 1 million subs already this content is literaly better than 95% of all shorts
Huh, this video seems to have been muted for me, and subtitles just weren't working.
The acting, expressions, and sweating are so on point
Him: "that hit & run with that family..."
Therapist: "go back to that hit & run"
Me: "hidden run? Like a Gen Z version of hide & seek"
Him :"when I found out the mother was still alive, it made it so much more painful"
Therapist: "what are you insinuating?"
Me: "ohhhh... a Gen Z version of hide & seek with a TWD theme .... sounds fun.... so by still alive, do u mean alive or undead? "
Therapist: (sweating) "I think we should stop for the day"
Him: "anyone who found out about the incident didn't stick around for too much longer"
Me: so... what you're saying is.... it's not a game afterall.... it's the zombie apocalypse! Got it! Wait, the therapist is sweating, he's infected!
Therapist: ☠
Him: (looks at me next)
Me: don't look at me! Keep an eye on him! Make sure he doesn't get back up! You're supposed to do a double tap to make sure they don't reanimate!
Him: 🤦♂️ (runs away)
Me: wait for me! Don't leave me with the zombies!
i need a 2 hour movie made by him
From :- *"Let's stick to the Hit-&-Run thing for a second, i think there was Something there"*
To :- *"Oops, There Sweat dripping onto my Paper,*
*I think we should Stop for Today"*
🤣
bro 💀
This is why lawyers tell you to invoke your fifth amendment right to remain silent.
Can therapists tell the police about stuff like this or would confidentiality still matter?
So clearly he saw a hit and run with a family of 4
He saw that the mom was still alive and put him in a lot of depression. He had no other choice with the police but to end up going around to all of the houses to wish them well and offer help for the traumatic experience, they don't stick around much longer because they need some time to cope, cry, or visit a therapist.
I mean the therapist the one who asked for it, the client try to avoid the subject many times....so.....he reap what he sow.
What a minute someone knocking on my door
Locking my house, closing my blinds, sounding the alarms.
*I know* …
That roblox game is gonna be KILLER
Get it? No, just me😢
This is an actual pretty cool plot for a horror movie. The main character is the therapist and the whole movie is him running from town to town, trying to outrun the killer.
Congratulations, sir. You are going to be the proud father of twins-
Double it and give it to someone else.
Bro I misread the title and thought it was killer therapist and I thought that the therapists family got killed in the hit-and-run And he was gonna kill the patient for killing his family
I just want to let everyone know i am blind, so i didnt see any faces, i have no idea how the guy looks, and if would want to eliminate all witnesses, he could skip me
"Hunted down the neighbour that alerted the law"
Me when Im playing Red dead 2:
I was waiting for him to say "family of 4 squirrels" or something 😅😅😅 Nope
Having Dexter dejavu rn
DON'T ASK ABOUT THE HIT AND RUN. WHATEVER YOU'RE DOING DON'T EVER ASK ABOUT THE HIT AND RUN.
He should have moved on, the guy was moving on he wanted to get all "therapeutic"
999 comments, my pleasure to take the 1K.
I didn't hear anything, I am deaf in both my ears, matter of fact, I ain't even hear you ma'am.
I can’t believe Jaden was the Bay Harbor Butcher all this time
I thought Mr therapy dude was gonna say something unexpected that scared the crazy psychopath
Honestly he is the best comedy channel out there. He has me laughing every time!
This is just him playing BeamNG Drive on his gaming channel
After Jade spoke three sentences about the hit and run the therapist knew he had dug his own grave by opening Pandora's box
"Funny" thing is my mom works at a local hospital and said she heard a recent incident where there was a road rage incident where a mother was ran off the road, ejected from her seat, and the person that ran here off the road actually shot her. She had a child in the back seat of here car.
He gave bro chances to live and yet he still kept going back to that topic
Give this man his own short skit show in a streaming service pleae
I was so sure he was going to be talking about ducks or something.
Plot Twist 🪢 he was playing Red Dead Redemption 2
blood regreted asking him twice about the hit and run
Me: (chuckles) I'm in danger.