when i saw the thumbnail i was trying to figure out how this is a 12 minute clip.. but then i watched and realized every moment is critical to the great debate
Having lived in Japan for a while, I can confidently say that the thing i miss the most is being sprayed powerfully in my butt at the press of a button.
Muzly you don't have to spend a grand to get a good one. The one we have is awesome and it was pretty affordable. The pressure is fantastic and does the job every time.
I'm from Italy I can confirm. But we don't have the japanese style, built-in-the-toilet ones. Also we all use the bidet towels. It's super normal. They are different from hand towels cause they are smaller.
Exactly, I'm from Portugal and I couldn't live without a bidet in my house. Whenever I pee or poop (and especially when I'm on my period), I just switch from the toilet to the bidet. And then I basically wash myself really well with water and soap (it's a normal faucet, but you can direct the flux horizontally). It's exactly like how you wash yourself when you take a normal shower. And then I dry my clean genitals and ass with the small towel, it never gets dirty.
Dude, you're the one who doesn't wash his own asshole after defecating, I guess you stink more than any "hairy greaseball". Actually, I think you've got so many shit stuck there you started shitting all over the place with your racist comments. Next time try the bidet before going on the internet, xoxo
After installing a handheld bidet in my house it's horrible shitting with out it. I give it a wipe with a babywipe after, mostly just to dry. I have never pulled back a dirty wet wipe after wiping since too. Toilet paper is the worse we only have it at the house for when weirdos who use it visit.
I moved to Asia a few years ago, and the "bum-gun" has revolutionized my life. It's the poor mans bidet, but it's still amazing, I'll never be able to go back to just paper, like some savage.
In mu country, you either use a bum-gun or a freaking bucket to wash your poppy ass, it took me years to get that people from other countries think it's gross, you do get poopy hands but you wash them well afterwards, and since we wash with the left hand and eat with the right, it's not that insanitary
I live in a country where bidets are a regular thing. I always used it so it is normal for me. The procedure is simple, you wipe your ass as well as you can, than move to the bidet and use the water to remove as much as possible. After you are pretty much clean grab liquid soap or something of sorts and you clean your ass and yes you use your hand. After you clean it well you dry it in a towel, because it is clean by that point. After that you wash your hands thoroughly and go about your day. If you do the process well, you don't get shitty hands, shitty underwear and shitty asshole. For some it may be disgusting, to me it's the best thing. I'd rather do it then having brown stains on my underwear and feeling uncomfortable.
@ZyzzI mean there are plenty that don't shit so bad that they needs this lol most do the same thing in the shower every day. What do people who cant have one( there are many) do? shower every time they shit?
In Italy we got bidets almost in every home, our routine is wipe, wash in the bidet, front or back, it depends and then we got a mini cloth that we use to dry out, it's usually pretty clean since you should've washed before but we change it often
This is so unnecessary. I seriously don't understand why people in America don't use bathroom sprayers. Like seriously, how do you feel clean after taking a shit and then wiping it with toilet paper. In Saudi Arabia, every bathroom (private bathrooms and public bathrooms) have a bathroom sprayer (basically a hand held bidet) in them. It's seriously like giving your ass a shower Everytime you go to the bathroom. The best part is that you never have to worry about people hearing your poop plop because you can just spray and all they'll hear is water.
At my school the toilet paper in the stalls is so bad. The rolls are so big and heavy and the toilet paper is so thin so that whenever you try to pull some out it just rips before your done getting some.
Holy shit, hovering is the reason why public toilets are nasty af in the first place. Just wipe the seat down, then put paper down. Do your part to make public restrooms not as gross.
Bidets are great! I would never live somewhere without one. If it is out of your price range to get the $1k one, there are cheaper ones available online that do not lift the seat but still use hot water. He is so right about using toilet paper again after becoming accustomed to a bidet. I also think it is a cost savings because I do not use nearly as much toilet paper now.
In South Asia we have bidet "showers" that are detachable and you can spray at your will with your hands onto the specific areas. What is the big deal still?
Khalid It doesn't have to. Many use bidet shower + toilet paper to ensure cleanliness. I think this is also common in some northern European and Baltic countries. But I've heard from a relative who works in Emirates Airlines and has had experience with many toilets, that Japan's automated system is by far the most superior. Makes me wanna try it out. 😂
My wireless eardbud died just in time for ethan to say "the asshole, it just sprays" before I could stop the video while standing in the check-out lane.
You don't have to get fancy if you want a bidet. I installed a $25 mechanical one in half an hour myself and it does its job perfectly. I'm a hairy guy and less than 5% of the time when I do my verification wipe after spraying will there be any mud left.
You have to use a towel. You are basically washing your ass with soap and stuff so it is clean like you showered, so you are just drying your ass out. The tecnique is wiping first and then washing your ass. Papa bless
Yep exactly, that's what we do in morocco, it's only lately that my family started using toilet paper to wipe after washing because using a towel was cheaper and more efficient, and you just dry yourself out because after the thorough washing, you're clean as can be
I love when Erik comes on the H3 podcast but Tom Segura is my new favourite guest. I remember watching him on This Is Not Happening and thinking he was funny, but he's wonderful in this long format... and the bidet bit is choice!
I feel like a spartan now. I have only used wet wipes on camping trips. Never have I used anything but three dry wipes. It sound f-ing great though! Maybe I'll try that some day.
when i saw the thumbnail i was trying to figure out how this is a 12 minute clip.. but then i watched and realized every moment is critical to the great debate
its the every on going poop debate with h3, i'm surprised it's only 12 mins
Poop debates are really serious...
lmao that broke it down very well...
Tom Segura was ready for the wipe question.
Nicolas Palomino make it happen Dana!
Having lived in Japan for a while, I can confidently say that the thing i miss the most is being sprayed powerfully in my butt at the press of a button.
Dr. Aruban I can do that for you if you want
Dr. Aruban i sympathize my friend(;
Dr. Aruban Do they really have nature sounds to mask your explosive diarrhea?
Nate River sometimes, especially in public places like airports
Most of their public toilets are also just way cleaner than in america
When I become a millionaire, I too will have a $1000 bidet.
trust me, once you go bidet, you'd never wanna smeer shit all around your ass with just toilet paper ever again.
Why not a thousand bidet's?
Muzly you don't have to spend a grand to get a good one. The one we have is awesome and it was pretty affordable. The pressure is fantastic and does the job every time.
Randy Orton's Dick Bulge nah I have my husband for that but that's not a bad idea. I'll try it out and let you know how that goes. 😉👍
Rebecca Spratling PM me I genuinely want to know if it works.
"Okay, back to the wipe though"
Ammon Aiono yo as I was reading this and watching the video I deadass heard it at the same time yoooooo
Ammon Aiono lol
man i am sold on this, tom should be a salesmen!
"Come over and shit in my house" - Tom Segura 2018
I’ve never seen anyone talk about taking shits so passionately for 12 minutes straight.
Ps: holy fuck this got a shit load of likes, thanks lol😂
Ian Brouwer you should check out Tom's podcast with his wife Christina called Your Mom's House
Kingsley Zissou knows what's up. TRY IT OUT
Give us a call...
Bio Bidet are you asking us to try it out?
Are you up for it? It just takes one wash.
Man, I'm learning so much on this podcast.
You can tell Ethan is super excited during this episode. He's talking like he finished an eightball, hope Tom didn't get annoyed.
drxwzee ya Its just another reason why joe rogan wouldnt come on the podcast
I thought they had a good big bro/little bro energy going. Tom didn’t seem annoyed, he gets it
In Italy (and in Portugal too I think) bidets are mandatory by law
I'm from Italy I can confirm. But we don't have the japanese style, built-in-the-toilet ones. Also we all use the bidet towels. It's super normal. They are different from hand towels cause they are smaller.
Valentina N. And they seem to not get that we use soap.
Exactly, I'm from Portugal and I couldn't live without a bidet in my house. Whenever I pee or poop (and especially when I'm on my period), I just switch from the toilet to the bidet. And then I basically wash myself really well with water and soap (it's a normal faucet, but you can direct the flux horizontally). It's exactly like how you wash yourself when you take a normal shower. And then I dry my clean genitals and ass with the small towel, it never gets dirty.
Dude, you're the one who doesn't wash his own asshole after defecating, I guess you stink more than any "hairy greaseball".
Actually, I think you've got so many shit stuck there you started shitting all over the place with your racist comments.
Next time try the bidet before going on the internet, xoxo
As it should be
and i love Tom Segura.
Now, i want Bidets to love me and the circle will be complete :v
After installing a handheld bidet in my house it's horrible shitting with out it. I give it a wipe with a babywipe after, mostly just to dry. I have never pulled back a dirty wet wipe after wiping since too.
Toilet paper is the worse we only have it at the house for when weirdos who use it visit.
Thank you for introducing us to the Great Bidet Debate.
This was unironically more entertaining and intellectually engaging than any of the Presidential debates of the last few elections.
@@ZeranZeran *few decades
I moved to Asia a few years ago, and the "bum-gun" has revolutionized my life. It's the poor mans bidet, but it's still amazing, I'll never be able to go back to just paper, like some savage.
In mu country, you either use a bum-gun or a freaking bucket to wash your poppy ass, it took me years to get that people from other countries think it's gross, you do get poopy hands but you wash them well afterwards, and since we wash with the left hand and eat with the right, it's not that insanitary
Tom and Ethan are some of my favorite comedians and seeing this is making me really happy.
I love him!! I'm so glad you guys had him on the podcast!! His stand-up is hilarious!!
Ethan needs to vlog it when he tries Tom's bidet. Not during, but just after, describe the experience of a $1000 bidet
Whats so difficult to understand? Its a sit down shower for your nether regions.
At 6:12 Tom has a more visceral reaction to a bidet towel than he's ever had to someone being hit by a car.
this honestly the greatest clip ever
A Segura-Klein double date podcast would be amazing.
I cant believe how pampered these dudes are.
I love how people can put aside their differences, just to have a decent discussion about the sacred throne room
I've been WAITING for these two to get together.
I live in a country where bidets are a regular thing. I always used it so it is normal for me. The procedure is simple, you wipe your ass as well as you can, than move to the bidet and use the water to remove as much as possible. After you are pretty much clean grab liquid soap or something of sorts and you clean your ass and yes you use your hand. After you clean it well you dry it in a towel, because it is clean by that point. After that you wash your hands thoroughly and go about your day. If you do the process well, you don't get shitty hands, shitty underwear and shitty asshole. For some it may be disgusting, to me it's the best thing. I'd rather do it then having brown stains on my underwear and feeling uncomfortable.
Good for you, I'm literally just stating my process not trying to convert people. I feel cleaner and better when I do it, and that's about it.
What country?
IntensePeppers Portugal
i just clean out my asshole with my finger in the shower everytime i shit. i never shit in public
@ZyzzI mean there are plenty that don't shit so bad that they needs this lol most do the same thing in the shower every day. What do people who cant have one( there are many) do? shower every time they shit?
theres a valve behind the toilet connected to the floor or wall that when turned increases or decreases the water pressure
loved every min. of it.
This is the best thing ive seen in a while
*I LOVE H3H3*
Skankhunt 42 was
SkankHunt42 i got more subs bitch
Got a genie bedit advertisement
Bruh having a bidet changed my life
In Italy we got bidets almost in every home, our routine is wipe, wash in the bidet, front or back, it depends and then we got a mini cloth that we use to dry out, it's usually pretty clean since you should've washed before but we change it often
TOTO Washlets are amazing! Anyone who’s been to japan should relate.
This is so unnecessary. I seriously don't understand why people in America don't use bathroom sprayers. Like seriously, how do you feel clean after taking a shit and then wiping it with toilet paper. In Saudi Arabia, every bathroom (private bathrooms and public bathrooms) have a bathroom sprayer (basically a hand held bidet) in them. It's seriously like giving your ass a shower Everytime you go to the bathroom. The best part is that you never have to worry about people hearing your poop plop because you can just spray and all they'll hear is water.
Don't go to starbucks in Hollywood. They don't have bathrooms;
Go to Dunkin' Donuts next door. They have a bathroom.
I have a ~30 dollar bidet from amazon and its amazing. I dont dry i just deal with it tbh
Nikolas Santamaria ginger!
What’s it called
cnsln brand name is Astor. I think it was the cheapest one.
Nikolas Santamaria thanks bud
Lil Longboard hey aren't you too young to be watching h3h3? Where are your parents?
At my school the toilet paper in the stalls is so bad. The rolls are so big and heavy and the toilet paper is so thin so that whenever you try to pull some out it just rips before your done getting some.
While I was in Argentina, Bidet-towel was the thing to have. I miss it so much.
From the look of Tom Segura's face he uses bidets as water fountains to quench her thirst.
She is always like an SNL character. I love her.
Holy shit, hovering is the reason why public toilets are nasty af in the first place. Just wipe the seat down, then put paper down. Do your part to make public restrooms not as gross.
5:54 "take me through that wash" haha
Bidets are great! I would never live somewhere without one. If it is out of your price range to get the $1k one, there are cheaper ones available online that do not lift the seat but still use hot water.
He is so right about using toilet paper again after becoming accustomed to a bidet. I also think it is a cost savings because I do not use nearly as much toilet paper now.
I actually find that I use more toilet paper after getting my bidet, it takes a lot to dry up all the lingering water
Make this a regular thing along with the ghost stories
I'm a marine we use baby wipes all the time
4 skin Tim I'm CIA, we use our hands.
Muzly really? Are people from CIA allowed to say that?
r/whoosh
Muslim FBI vegetarian here, we use chop sticks, to pick the dinkle berries outta my bearded gimli
@@masonmedlock9985 i know this is a year ago, but shut the fuck up
We all need a bidet
In South Asia we have bidet "showers" that are detachable and you can spray at your will with your hands onto the specific areas. What is the big deal still?
Khalid
It doesn't have to. Many use bidet shower + toilet paper to ensure cleanliness. I think this is also common in some northern European and Baltic countries. But I've heard from a relative who works in Emirates Airlines and has had experience with many toilets, that Japan's automated system is by far the most superior. Makes me wanna try it out. 😂
This conversation is captivating.
"That shouldn't even be available for purchase" 😂😂
this is the best discussion on TH-cam.
YES ETHAN! This is the type of hitting coverage that I need to see.
I enjoyed this conversation way too much.
I relate to this conversation on a spiritual level
Love seeing the water champ with the big papa
_This is truley a conversation only to be discussed amongst individuals._
I can just hear all the other italians that are watching this video laughing at these guys who do not understand how to work a bidet. It's amazing
The bidet opens and says "sit on my face bro"
Tom segura is fucking hilarious he is one of my favorite comedians hands down!
I love a bidet
The washcloth part had me DEAD
My wireless eardbud died just in time for ethan to say "the asshole, it just sprays" before I could stop the video while standing in the check-out lane.
Excellent Debate.
My parents have the same bidet at their house. I feel proud
You don't have to get fancy if you want a bidet. I installed a $25 mechanical one in half an hour myself and it does its job perfectly. I'm a hairy guy and less than 5% of the time when I do my verification wipe after spraying will there be any mud left.
Just watched the Bill Burr episode and the difference in chemistry is astounding lol.
You have to use a towel. You are basically washing your ass with soap and stuff so it is clean like you showered, so you are just drying your ass out. The tecnique is wiping first and then washing your ass.
Papa bless
Michele Murabito That's nasty. I can understand something disposable, but having a shit-towel is just wrong.
Nate River well you use it only for that, also you are not supposed to get shit on it
N O P E
Here in Italy it’s totally normal.
Yep exactly, that's what we do in morocco, it's only lately that my family started using toilet paper to wipe after washing because using a towel was cheaper and more efficient, and you just dry yourself out because after the thorough washing, you're clean as can be
“Here’s a washcloth, I’m not poor.”
"and you've got a paper mache asshole."
In the words of Top Dog, "you need to wipe down".
Rarely if ever encountered a video that made me laugh that hard :'D
"I have a hairy asshole"
- Ethan 2018
Gotta love him
In Brazil it's not normal to have bidets, but it's normal to have a little hose like thingy next to the toilet.
I love tom so much ive seen everything he has done....then he comes on H3 im in heaven
I fucking love mine. Got it for $30 on amazon and it just might be the best amazon purchase I've ever made. It's small but man does it do the job.
Who else takes out like 6-8 pieces and folds it up so you can wipe like 4 times
Tom is awesome lol.
I love when Erik comes on the H3 podcast but Tom Segura is my new favourite guest. I remember watching him on This Is Not Happening and thinking he was funny, but he's wonderful in this long format... and the bidet bit is choice!
How r they talking about this so... comfortably? 😂
7:48 almost turned into the Brendan Fraser clap there
NeoRest 550 -($2500) got it before a back surgery . Changed my life
Being an adult is being able to afford baby wipes strictly for the dumps.
Tom's doing Hot Ones? oh shit, can't wait for that
I ordered a bidet after watching this. Arrives tomorrow.
This is my favorite video of all time
This is awesome. Thanks for solving the mystery TOTO is the best
Damn I need a bidet. Better than using baby wipes too
This was top 3 h3 podcasts easy
he was so glad you asked
I've never been so fucking sold on a Bidet...
*begins filling penny jar on top of fridge*
love this damn podcast
Sounds like so much extra work in the bathroom... Jesus 😂
Bidet towels are pretty normal in Europe.
This was my favorite segment. I'm ready to drop $1500 on a good bidet now.
ETHAN! Getting a bidet implies washing yourself with your hands, water, SOAP, and dry your bum bum with a towel.
Please let him know.
Please upvote.
Thank you for sharing some Italian knowledge
I feel like a spartan now.
I have only used wet wipes on camping trips.
Never have I used anything but three dry wipes.
It sound f-ing great though! Maybe I'll try that some day.
Omg, is Moses the one with the bidet towel? 😂
Washlets are great but the Toto Neorests are amazing
#ETHANONJRE
HE DID HOT ONES? So excited for that episode.
Tom really perked up for this question!