Me with my Gepard with targeting light cones + traits getting ignored for the 6th time and my Tingyun getting impregnated by a Sanctus Shape Shifter’s Thudding Calamity
@@ghostlyyyyyy I literally get so excited whenever he’s MENTIONED in an update. Legendary belobog caveman??? Bomb in a package??? Uh, yes please! (touching grass is not enough I need to be shot multiple times at point blank range)
It takes skill for the auto battle to suck that bad. the number of times my Natasha healed Blade when he was at 4K HP when seele was literally dying is insane.
the AI seems to prioritise hp% over absolute values. also she wont use ults unless someone is below 50%, when u couldve survived the next attack had she did
It's a very interesting fact that although ting yun is a damage buff that restores energy, she is always targeted and mercilessly beaten by enemies to the point that trailblazers even joke that she should change your name to tankyun :))
Destruction is basically any damage dealer character the game doesn’t want to put in hunt or Erudition. I think they’re more associated with general tankyness over “dmg taken scaling mechanics.” Of course our Early Destruction 5-stars paint a different picture, what with blade and now Jingliu. But it’s important to recognize that even Blade self-heals, and characters like Clara, Hook, Trailblazer, and Dan Heng don’t have any reason to get themselves low. Why he is not Erudition is still a good question though, he’s pretty comparable to Qingque and she’s just plain Erudition. Maybe he has a trailblazer thing going on, where he will be doing a lot of AoE if you’re trying to get the most out of him, but his kit is intended for him to be able to do both, kinda. (The enhanced basic attack with one skill point is still single target.)
QQ is actually pretty godly with bronya. you can always use bronya's basic attack when below 4 skill points and wait for the next turn (with her increased speed buff). she could also make QQ go again immediately after her ult (which as you know, gives a guaranteed 4 tiles basic attack).
If Tingyun still manages to get die when my Gepard, Fu Xuan, and Preservation Trailblazer all have Landau's choice LCs, im going to be genuinely concerned
As proud member of Clara Protection Society we do hope for Hoyo to give her some shoes on Space Dragonspine (shits cold bruh) and it will give Her extra protection.
Лол, я пользую физического главного героя часто как основного дамагера, просто я его самой первой прокачала. Я могу конечно его еще лучше собрать (у меня до сих пор стоят 4* реликвии на нем☠️), но он и так не плохо бьет у меня.
4:24 still using him for moc 10. Imo he is very underrated. He has gepard's lvl 60 signature and he is practically invincible. And gives a ton of sustain to the team. And is not tied to his ultimate.
@@twastea talent level 12, a lot of defence, he has belobog architector's set on curio and literally NOTHING in artifact sets. I mainly just use his auto attacks and whenever boss uses heavy attacks or I need to guarantee that boss will hit only him i use e, so he is skill point positive, ultimate - for some additional shields. For stats i'm building def - effect hit rate - speed - effect evasion rate. And now im changing curio set to that one, when you have 30% effect evasion rate team gains 10% crit damage.
It’s no slander As far as I’m concerned that is accurate. I hate when Kafka uses the gun to break the automatons weaknesses, I feel like ARRGH I WANT TO STUFF YO-
Argenti using his AOE on the silvermane lieutenant and its guards (the counter is up): The clip of Eric Andre (Argenti) shooting a guy (Argenti) and asking who did it.
Lol, I was never fond of autobattle anyway. I like to think my next turn but not to the point of ultra speed tuning. I play turn based to click and not AFK.
@@Pinshhy Heh, I personally can't really say much as I was really lucky with getting her Light Cone half of week 1 of me starting and my team is basically unkillable but also not really the quickest in battles at all as only Clara really does any actual damage so far and I'm not really making use of any Buffers so far 😅
Let out your slander people(about the characters!), If we have enough community slander/interaction
I'll prepare another part with this shitshow :P
"Society if Hoyo released bikini skin for the characters"
Me HI3 player: should i tell them??
3:32 bro predicted Dr. Ratio
Me with my Gepard with targeting light cones + traits getting ignored for the 6th time and my Tingyun getting impregnated by a Sanctus Shape Shifter’s Thudding Calamity
Relatable,i would impregnate tingyun too
Lore accurate Tingyun
Bro wha-
LMAO
@@alibilullabySo, who's the baby?😊
Kafka mains saying boom when she ults for the 100th time
Guilty as charged, ngl
Ngl, true
sampo enjoyers(me) trying to explain to people(my friends) that he is aha and very silly(i am delusional):
average day in my life
I(sampo enjoyer) think it’s very unlikely he’s aha, but I would be incredibly happy if he was(touching grass is not enough I need to be shot)
@@1toastytoast1 yeah tbh it`s near impossible but it would be funny as shit
Sampo fans trying to find any singular piece of evidence that he will come back and be lore important (me, i'm Sampo fans):
@@ghostlyyyyyy I literally get so excited whenever he’s MENTIONED in an update. Legendary belobog caveman??? Bomb in a package??? Uh, yes please! (touching grass is not enough I need to be shot multiple times at point blank range)
It takes skill for the auto battle to suck that bad. the number of times my Natasha healed Blade when he was at 4K HP when seele was literally dying is insane.
the AI seems to prioritise hp% over absolute values. also she wont use ults unless someone is below 50%, when u couldve survived the next attack had she did
the auto battle made my gallagher heal firefly, WHILE SHE WAS ON COMPLETE COMBUSTION MODE
One of the better slander videos I've seen, good job! Also here's a Herta main to add to the list
That's second
@@Pinshhy And heres a third
another one to add to the list
I'm sorry Herta
I got Misha
I don't wanna play with You anymore.mp4
@@justunnam3d and a fourth
2:05 literally guinaifen’s ultimate ☠️
It's a very interesting fact that although ting yun is a damage buff that restores energy, she is always targeted and mercilessly beaten by enemies to the point that trailblazers even joke that she should change your name to tankyun :))
Daniel being destruction for literally no reason (He has no hp mechanics. He might as well be an aoe hunt)
He has HP mechanics. He drains the HP of every enemy on screen
True i had to run Hunt cards in SU.
same as clara, but id say its right that hes destruction bc he drains skill points 😭
@@melouch9895Clara has to be destruction or preservation or she would not be targeted by enemies. Plus she also enjoys destruction light cones.
Destruction is basically any damage dealer character the game doesn’t want to put in hunt or Erudition.
I think they’re more associated with general tankyness over “dmg taken scaling mechanics.”
Of course our Early Destruction 5-stars paint a different picture, what with blade and now Jingliu. But it’s important to recognize that even Blade self-heals, and characters like Clara, Hook, Trailblazer, and Dan Heng don’t have any reason to get themselves low.
Why he is not Erudition is still a good question though, he’s pretty comparable to Qingque and she’s just plain Erudition.
Maybe he has a trailblazer thing going on, where he will be doing a lot of AoE if you’re trying to get the most out of him, but his kit is intended for him to be able to do both, kinda. (The enhanced basic attack with one skill point is still single target.)
As a QQ main , I was already screwed in the first place when we're talking about skill points, when I get Bronya, I'm so in danger
𓁹‿𓁹 I'd gladly enjoy watching that shitshow unfold in vc
QQ is actually pretty godly with bronya. you can always use bronya's basic attack when below 4 skill points and wait for the next turn (with her increased speed buff). she could also make QQ go again immediately after her ult (which as you know, gives a guaranteed 4 tiles basic attack).
If Tingyun still manages to get die when my Gepard, Fu Xuan, and Preservation Trailblazer all have Landau's choice LCs, im going to be genuinely concerned
julian of a thousand faces being objectively the best story character
as a physical MC, main, yeah thats legit me rn and i dont regret a single thing about it
I just love the fact that game allows us to bonk intergalactic threats to death.
Physical mc is boss
3:21 is so real. It’s so funny to push the enemy down to the waiting line
As proud member of Clara Protection Society we do hope for Hoyo to give her some shoes on Space Dragonspine (shits cold bruh) and it will give Her extra protection.
4:40 hold on let her cook the SU is actually good endgame content imo
What’s with all the physical MC hate 💀 Stelles literally my secondary dps and I’m doing fine
Лол, я пользую физического главного героя часто как основного дамагера, просто я его самой первой прокачала. Я могу конечно его еще лучше собрать (у меня до сих пор стоят 4* реликвии на нем☠️), но он и так не плохо бьет у меня.
Best hsr slander hands down, good job brother you deserve a sub 🗿
The ai loves to use the skill on my supports and then have my blade use his normal basic attack 😊
"Gepard being SP positive character"
Auto battle: Hey what if we froze all the enemies
Yanqing comeback is going to be so fucking amazing
in another timeline Jingyuan defeated Phantylia by doing the Black Dynamite Swimming move with the lighning lord behind her
4:24 still using him for moc 10. Imo he is very underrated. He has gepard's lvl 60 signature and he is practically invincible. And gives a ton of sustain to the team. And is not tied to his ultimate.
how are you building him?
@@twastea talent level 12, a lot of defence, he has belobog architector's set on curio and literally NOTHING in artifact sets. I mainly just use his auto attacks and whenever boss uses heavy attacks or I need to guarantee that boss will hit only him i use e, so he is skill point positive, ultimate - for some additional shields. For stats i'm building def - effect hit rate - speed - effect evasion rate. And now im changing curio set to that one, when you have 30% effect evasion rate team gains 10% crit damage.
Fire MC cant solo sustain you still need another healer if you dont want to die instantly
Never thought I'd be begging for a song name on a Honkai slander vid, yet here I am! Pffft....
Sorry if I'm late lad, but it's Yousuke Yasui Yo-Kai Disco
support giving buff to the healer/shielder is accurate 😂
best slander video i have seen period.
Nice to see appreciation for Yukong
This is by far the best hsr slander I’ve seen 😂😂😂
Autobattle: skill 3 times or normal attack, there is no in between
You know who I’m talking about
Silverwolf?
Aurumaton Gatekeeper is one of the most annoying enemies istg
As a serval fan, can confirm that every 5 turns, i deal 15k damage (Level 60 with 5 star artifacts, 4 star ornaments)
I swear, Natasha and Preservation MC be stealing Yukong's buff when it's supposed to go to Arlan.
0:09 as a qingque main i approve this is indeed the weakest qq main
It’s no slander
As far as I’m concerned that is accurate. I hate when Kafka uses the gun to break the automatons weaknesses, I feel like ARRGH I WANT TO STUFF YO-
Me when Bailu uses Singing Among Clouds and heals an ally with already full health instead of the ally with 20 HP left
Jokes aside I think Physical MC is still smoking strong if you give him the Fall of the Aeon lightcone, bro gon smack like a nuke
The yokong buff one has me in hysterics lmfao
welt and asta casualy getting 20 turns in a row
I love these so much 😭😭😭 (I feel bad for Jing Yuan-)
My skill points evaporating after putting Lunae and Quigque in the same team:
Clara mains asking to get hit coz the followup(they love hurting themselves and are mentally ill)
Clara protection soceity waiting for you 😨
relatable (except I dont have clara)
Argenti using his AOE on the silvermane lieutenant and its guards (the counter is up): The clip of Eric Andre (Argenti) shooting a guy (Argenti) and asking who did it.
Luocha literally carries my team. When he dies, everyone follows😢
As a Blade main I can confirm that this is 10000000% true
As a yanqing main my world stopped when i realized DOT counts now i am a hermit
i'm a herta main and my herta is powerful 💪🏻
Caelus full builded and main herta💪
I love building that type of character
1:20 i use them both in the same team.
it is exactly what you think it feels like.
This some solid slander if people didnt liked Jy he wouldnt be the 2nd most pulled character with that stats tho
QINGQUE MAINS RISE UP
DISAPPEAR AMONG THE SEA OF BUTTERFLIES, ILLUSIONS OF THE PA-
I actually broke my cardinal rule and ditched being F2P to avoid becoming 3:57
my wallet is sad, but at least she's hot
amen
2:20 Monday left me broken
Seele: 2:18
Hrs moses is WILD 💀
qq after using 7 skill points (her skill is not up)
getting speed, crit rate and crit damage but everything rolled into flat hp instead:
Arlan was mentioned in the video, I'll take that as a win
Thanks for all the laughs haha
me when I use blade and the fight ended in 5/5
Lmao fr 💀
Me who has never had a Character die since COCOLIA. I pulled a HouHou and a Gepard. So if someone dies it’s Gepard but then he revives.
great video
had fun
"Number of Herta mains: 0"
*Looks at my account where almost everyone is level 70 or less except for Herta who's at lv 80* Hmm...
The ai being stupid makes even more sense now with Yunli 🤦♂️
0:18 they good now with pure fiction
My fps got dropped when use propagation r
God i cannot express the sheer hatred of the kurukuru, my fucking annoying classmate keeps saying it
Lol, I was never fond of autobattle anyway. I like to think my next turn but not to the point of ultra speed tuning. I play turn based to click and not AFK.
This letter or something to bronya is true
OkCode and his "relatable" and totally not "dev mode" relics.
Numby: stonk 📈
How are there literally two KFC jokes already and we ain't even 30 seconds in
Music is really fun😂 please who can give me the name of this song please
I don’t even ,,Kuru kuru” with herta, just twirl
Actually, Tingyun is alive and well and im not coping I swear im not coping she’s NOT dead you’re just a hater.
nevermind it was fine
Sushang passive: x5 hits
Me who got bronya e1 and signature light cone with my Dan hen il :
Using tingyun as tank than any other peservation unit
1:32 SO TRUE KING ❤️🤣
why does himeko need a buff
Kuru Kuru
GAWDDAMN
the phantylia one was a bit too real
as someone who mains herta and qingque, i couldn’t agree more
third to the list
What’s the soundtrack? Also, great fkn Video, was laughing the whole 7 min!
The soundtrack is "Yousuke Yasui" from Yo-kai disco ✌🏼
Jing Yuan doesn't deserve the hate that he get because become an aoe character
if you've met 0 herta mains you clearly haven't met me
I’m sorry do I detect Diting haters
music?
2:20
Sorry buddy.... bronya is mines
Whats the name of the song
Great 👍
major L here 3:36 my serval carries me in MOC
HAHAH Code with unholy relics
Okay this honestly has me quite curious, what is the cursed combo with Clara that was mentioned? I mean E6 March is just healing isn't it?
It's just funny little guys coountering to oblivion
@@Pinshhy Ah so it's just about her shield in General and not really about her being E6
E6 helps with the sustain or well in some cases works as a motivation for some people I know to build her 💀
@@Pinshhy Heh, I personally can't really say much as I was really lucky with getting her Light Cone half of week 1 of me starting and my team is basically unkillable but also not really the quickest in battles at all as only Clara really does any actual damage so far and I'm not really making use of any Buffers so far 😅
@andreasdimopoulos5826 i feel that pain since clara was one of first units too but we've seen hell and glory together 🫂
me, who uses herta all the time
Herta main here
1 to the list
hsr fans denied the fact honkai impact and hsr are connected :
buff removal is meh. I just have fire trailblazer ult.
Fu Xuan as a dps tho?
I did build her like one 💪🏼
@@Pinshhy I have mine built like a full tank
The actual way of building her, good for you 💀
I gave in the temptation to meme about it
@@Pinshhy she’s super bulky lmao, but I do want to give her some relics for damage as well, I’m not really finished