"Santa" (his title, not his name) is part of an advanced society of intellectuals. He doesn't travel with just 1 slay, that's a myth. He is able to split himself into thousands of duplicates and use this physics-defying technology that allows each duplicate to travel at ridiculously high speeds amd traverse through solid barriers. Then at the end of the 3 day amd night journey, they all turn back into just 1 Santa. Source: I studied a semester in Tynzernine (the undisclosed city Santa and the elves live in), truly a remarkable place with tech I can't wait for the world to have some day. Merry Christmas and happy New Year to all!
Why not? Lying has been a human habit since the snake in the Garden of Eden... or, since Ug the Caveman said, "You should have seen the one that got away."
He's coming to town, baby! WHOOH! YEAH! *Kicks over coffee table full of hot chocolate and throws a fruit cake block at the wall because those things taste whack, but the dang thing just puts a hole in the wall
I want every M.A.G.A. and America First Patriot to understand that we are the Son's of Liberty and we are the change this Country so desperately is asking for, our Fight is just beginning and Compromise is not an option. America First or nothing, that's our Agenda! -&-77
It works for Santa clause but not on 9/11
Good comment 😂
lol I just commented that norad will use Santa as the excuse for not seeing any threats because they were too busy tracking him
Good thing he's not using a drone or we wouldn't no anything.
I was about to say the same thing!!!
They can't find where all those 33,000 emails went, but they can find Santa.
"Santa" (his title, not his name) is part of an advanced society of intellectuals. He doesn't travel with just 1 slay, that's a myth. He is able to split himself into thousands of duplicates and use this physics-defying technology that allows each duplicate to travel at ridiculously high speeds amd traverse through solid barriers. Then at the end of the 3 day amd night journey, they all turn back into just 1 Santa. Source: I studied a semester in Tynzernine (the undisclosed city Santa and the elves live in), truly a remarkable place with tech I can't wait for the world to have some day. Merry Christmas and happy New Year to all!
It's interesting that lying to children is such a widely celebrated pastime.
As soon as I hear 1 of my kids talking about Santa I shut it down he’s fake and me and mom are Santa
Why not? Lying has been a human habit since the snake in the Garden of Eden... or, since Ug the Caveman said, "You should have seen the one that got away."
Yet they cant tell us where the drones come from😂😂😂
Philadelphia news anchors on a good one this christmas 😂
Hooves up!
NORAD needs to help Border Patrol.
“Just cleared Russia”…😂 what did he bomb it?
Norads excuse for not intercepting a threat. “Oh we were busy tracking Santa so we didn’t realize the weapons flying towards America.”
Santa is in Russia right now but he's pretty early considering Russian Xmas is January 7th lol
0:18 “The Big Guy” ?????
We now know that Santa was the person getting 10% of Hunter’s graft money.
Christmas was designed to stimulate the economy
Watch out Santa drones are out.
I hope he doesn't go over right
This is so stupid....they can track a mythical figure but have no idea where ballons and drones come from!!!! Good job Norad
Is this real?
yup! 😂
He's coming to town, baby! WHOOH! YEAH!
*Kicks over coffee table full of hot chocolate and throws a fruit cake block at the wall because those things taste whack, but the dang thing just puts a hole in the wall
Penyampaian nya bagus
Lucky Putin didn’t take him out.
they realize he’s not real right
So this is what ignorant people do with there time 😊
*their
Yeah you're real intellectual, there their 😂
I want every M.A.G.A. and America First Patriot to understand that we are the Son's of Liberty and we are the change this Country so desperately is asking for, our Fight is just beginning and Compromise is not an option.
America First or nothing, that's our Agenda!
-&-77
Lay off those Qanon forums my guy, they are rotting your brain.
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Says a douch democrat @@nikushim6665
@@nikushim6665kind of like how you bend over for dems and government