Cassetteboy - Cameron's Conference Rap
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 30 ก.ย. 2014
- Contains swearing. Seriously though Dave, thanks for legalising parody videos.
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Lyrics
I'm hardcore and I know the score
And I am disgusted by the poor
And my chums matter more
Because we are the law
And I've made sure
We're ready for class war
Taking money from the man who works long hours
Giving power to the tycoons in the glass towers
That is why I can look you in the eye
And say This is the party of the motherfuckers
We don't care about them other suckers
Because this is the party of the motherfuckers
And no, I don't think that's a dirty word
So let the beat drop
I come here with flows right from the top
Everybody knows if you work in a shop
We won't help you, and do you know what?
People rising from the bottom to the top
Has got to stop
We have the bravery
To bring back slavery.
Working in a supermarket
Is just the start of it
My friends
There is no job at the end of it
You will be working for your benefits
Forever.
Let me get this off my chest
Saying yes
We are selling the NHS
And we'll give you less
And that is just for starters
Even after privatising sticking plasters
It is a social disaster
That makes our hearts beat faster
Now, I am you master
The last thing this country needs is
Us, the Conservatives
Worse than the alternative
We don't care
if you're driven to despair
Don't you dare say
It's not fair
I'm not saying it's not funny
It is for me, I've got loads of money
This is the party of the motherfuckers
The country is run for me and my muckers
This is the party of the the motherfuckers
We just don't care about them other suckers - ตลก
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It's painful that this was released 8 years ago and not only does it still apply today, things are much worse than when this beat dropped.
The UK: what 12 years of Tory rule does to a mfer
Word.
How can it become better? It is democracy. People are awful and that's why the elected leaders are awful. If you want to make it better, install some form of demarchy. Then you got ~15% decent people in parliament etc. And, as in the population, 85% scumbags. Democracy leads to close to 100% scumbags in parliament etc. , because the 85% scumbags will always win against the 15% decent people.
It's more painful that this was released 8 years ago, and if you have any sense, you still have to vote Tory because the alternative is the corrupt, genocide-loving, anti-semitic, Putin-heiling, MH17-jusifying, sharia-law greeting idiots of Labour.
Somebody should told Corbyn, Starmer etc that "Race to the bottom" is not a political challenge.
Call Me Dave and that smirking cunt Gideon are both still denying that austerity had any kind of impact on the Covid death toll.
Fucking nerve of them.
"We have the bravery to bring back slavery"
Thats just so well done, gets me everytime
working in a supermarket is just the start of it
I read that as soon as he said that please stop 😂
Laughed like a mad man :D
@@Simon-fj2wn yeah, that's a good one ^^
@@Simon-fj2wn there is no job at the of end it you'll be working for your benefits 😭🤣 FOR-EVA!!! 🤬
Who's listening to this after David Cameron became Foreign Secretary.
Me because the beat just dropped with flows right from the top ;D
I'd love it if all rappers said 'and no, I don't think that's a dirty word' every time they cursed in a song
"We have the bravery to bring back the slavery" Holy shit ROFL
sure, but you know.. it is not like you have to bring back something that was always here.. ;)
We don't care if you're driven to despair. Don't you DARE say it's not fair!
@@theTribesHawk I'm not saying its not funny. It is for me. I've got loads of money.
If none of this was true I'd be lying!
People rising from the bottom the top, has got to stop.
+MrMas9 everyone always knew this but now with the panama papers we actually have the hard evidence to prove that this statement is infact 100% true.
My favourite line lol
As a Tory myself, I can tell you that people rising from the bottom to the top is what we are all about.
@@BarterTom is that why our current PM is an old Etonian?
Richard Richmond And Prime Minister is the only good job in the country is it?
I'm not saying it's not funny.
It is for me; I've got loads of money.
Favourite part lmao
Adam Higgins Yeah pretty much.
Well now he's looking for lots of pork.
TheSebto360 Yeah, I've seen the getting piggy with it video!
+Alice Warburton It is funny because it is exactly how I feel! LOL
Guess who’s back?
Back again?
Davey’s back.
Tell a friend.
All the former colonies when they hear " WE HAVE THE BRAVERY TO BRING BACK SLAVERY"
All hail Lord Cameron!
@@AA-hg5fkSo let the beat drop! He comes here with flows right from the top! :D
SO GOOD
DUM DUM. SO GOOD. DUM. I GOT YOU
Would you ever make something like this out of yours and Dean's videos?
ihathtelekinesis not quite Jack and Dean but look up Cassetteboy vs Vloggers that's about as close as you'll get
ye it is
Looks like I have a new competitor to worry about
You should be worrying about up an coming female artist Iggy Azalea! She's currently reigning supreme in the hip hop industry and is paving the way for female artists! Watch Your back Dan.
Berta Lovejoy, Feminist, Promoter Of Equality, Love, and Peace.
Berta Lovejoy Didn't you forget something? Berta Lovejoy, Feminist, Promoter Of Equality, Love, and Peace. ?
Berta Lovejoy
Now, hold on...Iggy Azalea isn't doing any kind of paving. Female rappers have existed LONG before she entered the game, and she's not exactly positively portraying the rap game. When she raps, she's basically doing the equivalent of a vocal blackface. How? She puts on an exaggerated accent that doesn't really sound like anything but stereotypical silliness. Sure, her songs are popular. But if modern pop/hip-hop as taught me anything it's that popularity doesn't always equal quality.
Plus, you can't compare Dan Bull to Iggy. That's unfair to Iggy. ;)
rantsinrap Dont feed it ...
Berta Lovejoy Piss off feminazi
"We have the bravery to bring back slavery". Of all Casetteboy's videos this still reamins the best in my opinion.
It's like almost nothing has changed. Either more people are happy than are letting on or there's a hell of a lot of gullible idiots voting these aholes into power over and over again.
Top notch
Agreed
The most popular too
This was released 9 years ago and now he's back as foreign secretary
WTF 😱
I'm hardcore
I know the score
And I stuck it in a pig's jaw
xD
That is a song now.
Went to town on the farm
Like Quickdraw McGraw
Hahahaha
How can you dislike this video? It's so clever!
The editing alone is impressive, but when you couple that with rhymes, humour, and political references you really have to admire the genius behind this.
it will be a few jumped up little tory pricks who disliked it
Cameron disliked it
Peter McAnuff With all 300 of his youtube accounts?
He got Gove and Osborne to help him ...
But it still contains his face...
An honest politician? Impossible. Clearly edited!
+WarpRulez Implying that all politicians are all lying scumbags with no exceptions.
+Bob Feen True. It only really applies to democratic politicians.
+RJ Based i don't think so, there are some good ones, obviously most of the Cons aren't great, and some of the Labs aren't great either
@@aussie_anarchist Are there any? As someone with an anarchist flag (well, ancaps aren't anarchists, but let's presume they are), you'd seem like a person which would oppose hierarchy and this political game of 'who can screw over the people the most?', rather than someone who actually defends the human face of the state.
Bravo song
"we have the bravery to bring back slavery" lol
Am I the only one that thinks the children of today need to have more education in politics in schools. I'm high school age and we have had hardly any information shed onto us about politics and what they all mean. How are we meant to move on as a country if the future generation doesn't know anything about our countries current affairs and downfalls? We need to understand more about this sort of thing. Not just the propaganda we see on television and in newspapers.
Nah
Mischa Moo You need to teach yourself unfortunately. It’s in politicians vested interest to keep us ignorant.
No Where Man Exactly its plain stupid if you ask me. They keep talking about our generation and wanting to help us when for all we know we are being given lies. Surely they should give us information about the parties and how to vote etc. If they want the younger people to vote for them. After all we are the ones that they want us to vote for.
The artist taxi driver will tell you how it is, and if your from America I would listen to lee camp. You will never learn about polatics in school because all polatics is anymore is just an art to fuck people over.
Brad Marsh Well I'm not "fishing for thumbs up" I don't care how many likes, thumbs or views this gets. I am just putting my view out there. So you've just managed to cause a deeper argument. Why?
who knew mr cameron could rap
z0mg sniparz!!!
Snipars m8 you got dat sik taste in vidyas. K33p up da dankin bruv
fuk off snipars u cheeky scrub
shieeet, real talk from sniparzzzz
hes gangsta m8
"We are the conservatives, worse than the alternatives" made me laugh :)
+billy evans same here
So accurate it's disturbing.
and. David Cameron is a prick because he doesn't care about the poor but he cares rich
+Chloe Wesley-Startin oh shut the fuck up
+delaine maiers someone is a bit mad
Its a masterpiece... As years go by, It only gets better and better
Because things are getting worse and worse.
It's timless in the truest sense of the word because, unfortunately, it's even more relevant today. To think, at the time, we thought Cameron was the worst we would get.
It's a terrible oversight to call Cameron incompetent. Never say that of a politician. That implies they're trying to help you but not very good at it. They ARE competent, and he IS competent... at protecting corporate interests.
True that
Aye
For a second I thought "Why have people thumbs this up", then I pressed the .....
He is competent but he really needs to take some singing lessons from
superiorsinginmethod.com
Well our current crop of politicians might break this rule I also used to hold.
"We don't care if you're driven to despair,
Don't you dare say, it's not fair."
I'm surprised the government doesn't broadcast that every morning on every channel.
The end of the URL is oddly appropriate...
Oy, bum!
EU? IT'S ALL A CONSPIRACY!!!
well spotted sir
ahw?
Oy Bum, EU.
we are so back
Cassetteboy, it's eight years on mate and still rocking. I've been a fan so long, thought you should know.
Cassetteboy is a genius, the lyrics are well chosen and finally Cameron is telling the truth
And yet Dave still won...
Could have been worse... UKIP could have got seats
pattymiester 123 they did! They got 1 but they cant do anything haha.
I'm guessing you were quite upset when you posted that comment?
Thanks to a broken first past the post system.
pattymiester 123 For 4 million people that would have been better, not worse
HE’S BACK, BABY!!!
…help us…
🙏🏻
Well, here we go again...
Damn it's been so long and still relevant to Boris, Sunak and so on...
Truss 💀
Why did you just upload a David Cameron speech? You could have done some editing at least!.
+Nintendash No, no, this can't possibly be an unedited David Cameron speech. He's telling the truth. It can't be real.
*O O F* British
oof ouch owie my pension funds
Adam Partridge woooosh
Just got this 🙈
Genius! All of it!
One year on, and this video is as relevant as ever.
If anything, it's more relevant now than it was then.
And in 2019, even more so
And in 2022, even more so than that
"Taking money from the man who works long hours, giving power to the tycoons in the glass towers"
This might be one of my favourite lines from anything - comedy song or not, lol.
This never gets old, absolute banger!
Revisiting this gem years later, thinking bout how bojo and his torys literally just denied giving food to starving children...
True
That's not what happened.
Yeah, imagine someone told you in 2014 that this is what 2021 will be like...
Cameron was diet Tory compared to the abominable government we have now.
Seven years later, he actually seems rather palatable.
It's been a rough decade.
It really got that bad. The British electorate are just completely fucking braindead and there are not enough people acting to change it.
@@TakezoMushashi The wonders of democracy.
@@StrazdasLT What an awefull system
Yeah I miss him
@@realjprc That's a bad thing. He was awful too.
law only rhymes with poor if youre british
+The Secular Poptart how else would you pronounce those words?
+Ironed Sandwich Law - Paw
Poor - More
+Ironed Sandwich
imagine saying lard, but without the d
and then saying pouR.
+The Secular Poptart Not in all accents. In Scotland, as well as some areas of England (like East Lancs and West Country), the words wouldn't rhyme
The majority of English accents today are non-rhotic in fact:
- UK English
- Australian English
- African American Vernacular English
- Jamaican English
- South African English (for the most part anyway)
Basically, General North American is the exception, not the rule.
That said "law" does not rhyme with "poor" exactly, only by approximation, even in a non-rhotic accent.
I still come back and watch this masterpiece.
Goddamn this is a masterpiece.
fucking good job man.
Sad thing is this still holds true even now
Especially now
Isn't this good?
In light of Panama Papers, this no longer seems like a parody.
Stop.
Making
Me
Press
Replay
no
you can make it loop by itself
I just imagine David Cameron listening to this in his office bopping his head in a gangsterly fashion with a hoodie on!
This... is fucking amazing!
I like it!
Brilliant!
''We have the bravery,
to bring back slavery''
-David Cameron 2014.
this gets less funny every year because it is genuinely terrifying that these people are still in power and getting actively worse
Next election equals total wipe out
We are so back gents
Great mash up. Loved it.
Cant believe i only found this today :/
Favourite lines:
Everybody knows, if you work in a shop, we won't help you
We have the bravery, to bring back slavery
Say yes. We are selling the NHS
I'm not saying it's not funny. It is for me, I've got loads of money.
XD
'This is the party of the motherfuckers' :p
I like "worse than the alternative", that's the best part xD
"You will be working for your benefits, *FOREVER*"
"it is a social disaster, that makes our hearts beat faster"
"we don't care if you are driven to despair".
7 years on and David cameron looks pretty dang good compared to what we have now
Liz Truss is gone we need Cameron back!
Lol bugger that
He started it.
he's the reason we're in the shit now. starts a referendum and then fucks off after the result and leaves the mess for someone else to clean up
The line 'It is for me, I've got loads of money' rings just as true today as it did when he said it.
Great video, hats off to whoever made this. BUT Brits should be ashamed about bashing their own prime minister. You have a great leader, who stands up for the country's interests and genuinely knows what he's doing. Most other countries, including mine, can only dream of such leadership. If I had the right to vote, I'd vote for the conservatives, you don't know how good you have it, until some idiot comes to power, trust me, I know this.
He does a good job for the capitalist class, I give you that. The term "Country's interests" is meaningless, they do not exitst, the only reality is class-based interests and class-based reality, the rest is ideology.
Ba' Stefano I believe it's a myth that tories have been unfairly attributed. I certainly don't count myself as one of 'capitalist class' members, but would still feel much safer if people like David Cameron was in charge of my country instead of racist pricks like Farrage or clueless politicians like Miliband and other labour MPs.
***** yeah, I've seen it.. shame.. try living in most E-European countries for a bit, maybe then people will start to appreciate David Cameron.
You're of the impression that a man who's morals change every five minutes is a great leader? A man who even now is attempting to withdraw the country from the ECHR that Winston Churchill amongst others helped draw up? If he's your idea of a great leader, what the fuck does a bad one look like?
Labour: plastic tories. Lib-dems: fence sitting children. UKIP: uropendance obsessed BNP. BNP: sub nazis. Green: not much to say there really.
At the end of the day Cameron is the best of a bad bunch. God forbid that Farage or Miliband gain power, we'd be fucked then
"We have the bravery to bring back slavery" I died 😂
@London Sky its true
This says a lot more in 2021 than it did back in 2014 :' D
This has aged very very well. Like fine wine.
OMG THIS IS BY FAR ONE OF THE FUNNIEST VIDEOS YET
I bet you say that to all the girls.
Hey nought
Guess whos back. Back again.
This still gives me the shivers. Absolutely love Cassetteboy.
Didn't know famous peeps had youtube accounts.
6 years later anyone?
As a French guy who usually reads comments from American liberals with a degree of intelligence square off against recessive religious nutjob right wingers; it is refreshing to see the standards are higher with you British. Talking economic policy gets my thumbs up, even if I do believe Reagan and Thatcher ruined the whole balance of the western economies with short sighted policies in the 80s.
Nice hearing from a brother across the channel, I think most Brits are totally disheartened with politics at the moment, too many self serving, short sighted people running it over here. As for the yanks, generally lovely people but the people who run their country are bigger idiots than the ones we have! Can't say I have any idea on French politics.
blinny7 About France? Not good man, not good at all really. 10% of our electorate are xenophobic racists and another 10% are non integrated muslims/north africans. A volatile mix to say the very least coupled with our warmongering politicians(look and see where the French army is deployed). If we did not have such a strong tourism sector our economy would probably be a lot worse than yours. We have a president who thought it was a good idea to go 75% tax on the wealthiest people which, amongst other things is dragging our economy down.
I am from Marseille which is still very good, now in Paris which is one of the richest in the world, the rest is dier. I am a socialist, I did vote for him but you cannot recover an economy like that, it does not work!
Most people are generally lovely, about 4 from 23 are pricks by my count. The Americans have far worse politicians than we do, fear mongering zealot sellouts mostly :/
Thierry le Blanc the problem with politics in Britain is that all of them are the same now. Yes there is a socialist and capitalist party but the differences are only marginal.
Worst of all, we now have a fairly new popular party, UKIP, which is essentially the party of xenophobic racists.
impwarhamer Ha! I do know your UKIP, they get the news here as anti-European and all that you are saying. We have one here very similar, Le Front National...they are not exactly right wing because they want communism for the rich and they are not left wing because they hate foreigners and people on welfare or without a job.
But yes, that is very true, all corporatist and center/far right on foreign policy depending on public mood.
Thierry le Blanc it's a shame really, the UK is becoming more and more like the US every day, and that isn't a good thing.
That's the main reason I like the EU; their government is actually sane.
“A social disaster makes our hearts beat faster”
They've made this video unavailable, something must be done
+Minecraft Tedinski Its fine on desktop
How about we blame immigrants?
It's fine now.
And he is back! Foreign minister. Fuck's sake
IT WOULD BE A LOT EASIER IF EVERYONE VOTED FOR THE GREEN PARTY.
Green Party represents what Labour should, but doesn't; a truly fairer society that reflects what we are capable of. Labour are too full of fear for real change.
***** Who the hell would support UKIP - bloody racists.
***** "bloody bonkers"-Says the UKIP supporter
Amen the only party with the future in mind.
TheDoubleJumpers It's a shame because even if they did clamp down on scrounging benefit fuckers, we'd not be that better off really. The government spends 15x more money on pensions than on benefits. To see real returns they'd have to kick out more OAPs than any scrounging benefit fuckers....
imgur.com/a/1tgf5?gallery
TheDoubleJumper is a little racist anyway so he'll love them. His most recently uploaded video is called: 'Fuck muslims. FUCK YOU!'
Edit: he deleted his comment, he saw the light. He originally said he'd vote UKIP to get rid of 'scrounging benefit fuckers' just FYI.
It's funny because it's so fucking spot on.
We’re back, ready for it.. all, over, again
"Let the beat drop" lmao 🤣
Just came back to it al these years later and it’s still one of the best things on the internet.
I wish I could say it’s aged poorly, but with the Tories apparently really doubling down on being the party of the motherfuckers it almost seems tame lol
Just coming back to this again too, it's still freaking awesome.
Me too after the Johnson rap. Unfortunately this is a prelude to the present day
It's almost sad because it's so much worse now. I hated David Cameron with a passion but that's the thing, I had passion. Now it's only despair.
Coming back in the truss era
Only difference is now we don't need Casetteboy to chop the words together to make them say hateful things
Poor old Scotland you should've won independence
I dont know what to believe anymore but I think the voting was rigged. All those blank papers going in, counters adding lots of extra votes for their side (we only have a couple on video but think about how many thousands more there could have been.), and the biased media spreading lies. If it was rigged, the no campaign are happy with the result so its a bit like: ' leave it youre all wrong' -ish but if the yes vote won and it was rigged there would have been a whole big crisis, people jailed, rioting, ect cause parliament didnt get their way. But thenagain, it never really was our choice, the government always wins.
Abigail McCartney Nonsense. The Yes Campaign publicly came out and explained what was actually happening in those videos, even they agreed that there was no vote rigging.
There will be another referendum when people wake up and realise that the Unionist parties won't give Scotland any decent powers. (Also, did you hear about how they just 'suddenly' found quite a lot of oil after the vote? Funny that) #VoteSNP #TeamSturgeon
Abigail McCartney It wasn't rigged, we just got shafted by mainstream media.
www.reddit.com/r/conspiracy/comments/2gul8a/the_scottish_voting_was_rigged_this_is/ckmpdk1
wingsoverscotland.com/our-man-on-the-scene/
that was a fix I think
Still the best Cassetteboy video.
Still just as relevant nearly 7 years later.
Casseteboy is a genuine genius of the age.
Back for the same reason as YOU reading this in 2023
Remember when we thought he was the worst a British PM could be? Since then we've had a confused authoritarian, a twisted piglet, a free-market lunatic with cheese-rage, and a dodgy banker. For my money, Johnson was the most despicable. Still, we can laugh at the genius of Cassetteboy.
Its 2019 and this has gone from being funny to being accurate.
I like the Green's minimum wage policy of £10
I like Labour's mansion tax and 50p top rate for those earning £150,000 or more annually
I like UKIP's Immigration policy.
I like Conservatives' benefit cuts from £26k to £23k cap.
I would say I like Lib Dem's free tuition fee's, BUT THEY FUCKING U-TURNED ON THAT.
They all have decent policies. I'm really torn on who to vote for in 2015.
Who?
£10 minimum wage is ridiculous
reslllence
Only for those who run a company it is ridiculous.
reslllence I think it's £10 by 2020 as opposed to Labour's £8 pledge by 2020. A £3.50 increase in 5 years to me seems very reasonable.
Busher50 a 50% increase in 5 years is ludicrous and will never happen
I love that it says "bum" in the URL.
Ant Wright Fuck me xD
6 years later this is still pure fire
I actually used to be able to rap this from start to finish. Fucking great stuff.
This is amazing, I didn't know he could rap!
Yes Oliver lad
Ollie I didn't know you like David Cameron too? Then again, you're better at raps than this, you rap harder than Dan Bull, "his raps are like a towel"
Love you
Wow!
love your videos! :D
epic. im a massive marshal mathers (eminem) fan too.
Yes I agree Beckie!
That's the best one, hands down.
Agreed.
AND HE'S BACK
😫
The message of the Murdoch News Empire distilled down to one, autotuned, parody, rap video. *NSFW:* language.
someone must make a real track on this...very strong message :D
"You'll be working for your benefits....forever" lol
Not enough credit is given to the creativity of the cadence in this, i.e. the rhythmic aspects of the delivered lines.
Right?? The editing is sheer brilliance.
When I was drunk, I starting singing "I'm hardcore and I know the score and I am disgusted by the poor" and I heard some beggar say "I'm poor" and I felt terrible.
And he's back! This song will always remain relevant.
This is so good, i can’t get enough of it.
Still the best one
This was one of the first things that came to mind on July 5th, 2024.
More relevant than ever right now. The Ian Duncan Smith episode brought me back to this video. :)
Amazing... Gold
Well done, lol, that's more the truth than the spiel he shot over our heads.
Lol!!! =~)
David Cameron - the beginning of the end.
Well, well, well...
This is just the greatest thing ever, and reinforces my belief that political speeches/debates/conferences should have more rap battles.
you sir deserve a medal for making these, thank you.
Awesome. Still watching and listening to this video all these years later. Brilliant stuff cassetteboy - thank you
I just remebered this video randomly and after watching it the first day it came out it still holds up now.