Cassetteboy - Tory-Zero (Rishi's Version)

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  • @odysyr
    @odysyr 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1766

    Liz Truss was in office for 49 days, around 4.15million seconds. She contributes 4.84 seconds of content to this video. If this video reaches 865k views, she will have literally spent more time in this video than in office.

    • @kylekeenan3485
      @kylekeenan3485 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +42

      I hope this comment reaches the top!

    • @Ollay245
      @Ollay245 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +31

      Yo cassette boy pin this shit 📌

    • @lordprotector3367
      @lordprotector3367 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      3 weeks of that time was during the Queen's 'mourning period', too.

    • @myleshigh4225
      @myleshigh4225 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Well done 👏

    • @geoffpoole483
      @geoffpoole483 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@lordprotector3367 Add the party conference season and the time is reduced even more.

  • @bradw8102
    @bradw8102 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1412

    Liz Truss' contribution to this video is greater than her time in office.

    • @Sam-Cain
      @Sam-Cain 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +39

      Longer, too.

    • @sugoruyo
      @sugoruyo 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

      her time in office left us with something like a 50 billion pound hole so I think she has a looooooooooooooooooooooooooong way to go before she makes up for it

    • @nickfenn
      @nickfenn 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Get outta my brain hole!

    • @WIldXIII
      @WIldXIII 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      I'm surprised the lettuce didn't make a cameo.

    • @dingusuhum
      @dingusuhum 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      to be fair she did also kill the queen

  • @HalfDayHero
    @HalfDayHero 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +367

    Remind yourself these guys have been pitching a better future for 14 years.
    14 years.

    • @Syptah47
      @Syptah47 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Build back better! 😂

    • @randomsimpsonsquotes6033
      @randomsimpsonsquotes6033 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      Labour will be an absolute sheet show.
      It really is lose lose

    • @steadyoneddie
      @steadyoneddie 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@randomsimpsonsquotes6033 That is certainly what the Tories want you to believe and part of the reason they have driven the country to rot the last 14 years.

    • @The_Order_Of_William_Marshal
      @The_Order_Of_William_Marshal 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      While making the country a million times worse

    • @Kaitonel
      @Kaitonel 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

      ​@@randomsimpsonsquotes6033very likely. Will be a surprise if not, but after 14 years of this and no improvement to be seen or even on the horizon, a change is needed. Might as well see what the other side (be it labour, reform, or any other party). Eventually you just have to say "this isn't working, give the other guy a chance"

  • @elliotpulver8925
    @elliotpulver8925 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +433

    In a world of AI and deepfakes, Cassetteboy remains undefeated

    • @stoatlord1976
      @stoatlord1976 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

      Truth, he doesn't need AI and deepfakes. He just uses the very words they speak. He's the official interpreter for those overwhelmed by the constant stream of soundbites and bullshit. He makes them tell it like it is.

    • @DarrenJamiesonJamieson
      @DarrenJamiesonJamieson 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Our patients exhausted 😂

    • @geonsilberlicht4632
      @geonsilberlicht4632 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Au contraire. JOE's tory songs are way less choppy. Darn shame they aren't making any at the moment of greatest impact

  • @craigx-ecute5089
    @craigx-ecute5089 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +104

    Thank you Cassetteboy for your sacrifice, I can only image what you went through having to listen to so many Tory speeches in order to find the right content to put that together.

    • @edwardp-s8868
      @edwardp-s8868 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Good point

    • @karinewaldron9225
      @karinewaldron9225 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      I was thinking the same thing! The man has the charisma of a small plastic soapdish.. Putting this together I think I would have lost the will to live..😫

    • @DG-iw3yw
      @DG-iw3yw 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Dont you talk about my soapdish like that, you take it back

    • @karinewaldron9225
      @karinewaldron9225 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@DG-iw3yw 🤣🤣🤣👊👊

    • @clairemurray4910
      @clairemurray4910 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I had thought it must have taken ages of trawling to put together, but I forgot about the torture it must have been 😮. Thank you CassetteBoy ❤

  • @kjnerdngames5310
    @kjnerdngames5310 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +435

    Your work is a service to the nation

    • @verskarton
      @verskarton 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      to the world.

    • @Aengus42
      @Aengus42 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      "Their" work.. there's two of 'em.
      Edit: But I'll wholeheartedly second the sentiment.

    • @zakjuly6721
      @zakjuly6721 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      but we are ungrateful to Rishi 😢

    • @toffeelatte6042
      @toffeelatte6042 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      ​@@Aengus42 Like almost every other language, in English "your" is both singular and plural. So this is a bit of a strange correction.

    • @DarrenJamiesonJamieson
      @DarrenJamiesonJamieson 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ​@@toffeelatte6042Your is not singular and plural. You're face is not calling you your face.

  • @monkeyman6469
    @monkeyman6469 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1561

    Please help the Tories get zero seats.
    Because they're worth it.

    • @Slothdeman
      @Slothdeman 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +32

      None of them are worth it!!!

    • @maccagrabme
      @maccagrabme 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +29

      Reform only for me. It's not just Sunak, it's the whole rotten party, their attitude stinks.

    • @weswheel4834
      @weswheel4834 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +80

      @@maccagrabme They've been trying to copy Reform. Voting Reform is like voting for a budget version of the Tories now.

    • @RichWoods23
      @RichWoods23 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@maccagrabme You want to go from a corrupt party in hock to its wealthy donors to voting for a party bankrolled by a single billionaire and both owned and fronted by a man who refuses to stand for Parliament, having failed seven times before? Do you know what the saying "leaping from the frying pan into the fire" means?

    • @Vonononie
      @Vonononie 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +50

      @@maccagrabmeI would love for there to be a viable 3rd option but Reform is the scrapping of the barrel of tories and Leave. The fact they call themselves ‘Reform’ when they are just more of the same is rebranding/double-talk. Farage has openly said he isn’t putting effort into this UK election as he wants to focus on helping Trump with his campaign. This is not someone who cares about the UK

  • @plerpplerp5599
    @plerpplerp5599 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +67

    The Tories have shown that they are very competent at one thing - taking the piss out of the electorate time and time again with absolutely no legal consequences for their actions.

    • @speleokeir
      @speleokeir 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      They keep breaking the law with impunity. e.g.
      - Sunak gave £50Bn of tax payers money to his mates and Tory donors in VIP lane contracts the courts have ruled were illegal. Why hasn't he been prosecuted? This was serious fraud.
      Furthermore the goods services that money was spent on were unfit for purpose or simply didn't materilise. Under consumer law the Government can demand a full refund but haven't done so. Why Not? Because they benefitted from it.
      Forget the Great Train robbery, Brinks Matt and the Hatton garden job. The biggest heist in British history was when the Tories stole £50Bn of tax payers money and lined the pockets of their chums and themselves with it.
      - Boris and Cummings illegal attempt to prorogue Parliament. This was effectively a coup attempt to try and overthrow British Democracy and install an autocratic regime. It was a straight from the tinpot dictators playbook. Why weren't they prosecuted and given custodial sentences for such a serious crime?
      - The manslaughter of thousands of British citizens during covid, particularly putting infected patients into care homes without testing them first and then CONTINUING to do so after being informed this was killing thousands.
      - Cutting benefits for the disabled under their vile PIP scheme, which has led to thousands of deaths with people dying from malnutrition or not being able to get insulin.
      - Illegally deporting British citizens in the Windrush scandel which led to many being assaulted, raped and even murdered.
      And there are many other crimes they've committed which they haven't been prosecuted for.

    • @robm8809
      @robm8809 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      They ALL do that, though.

    • @TheOmegaXicor
      @TheOmegaXicor 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@robm8809 not even close to the same amount, you are saying all politicians are alcoholics because some have 1 unit a week and others aren't ever sober, that's dishonest imo

    • @robm8809
      @robm8809 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@TheOmegaXicor Irrelevant.

    • @globalistgamer6418
      @globalistgamer6418 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      "absolutely no legal consequences for their actions"
      Craig Williams: Challenge accepted

  • @zygmuntthecacaokakistocrat6589
    @zygmuntthecacaokakistocrat6589 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +136

    "Give the Tories a good kicking, because that's what they did to you": graffiti, Middlesborough.

  • @barthandelus8340
    @barthandelus8340 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +49

    This is what the internet was made for.

  • @Crazycheesey
    @Crazycheesey 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +23

    ZERO SEATS
    ZERO SEATS
    ZERO SEATS
    ZERO SEATS

  • @ALifeOfWine
    @ALifeOfWine 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +390

    "It's us, and it's not just Rishi and Liz Truss" needs to be sung in the streets.

    • @ekksoku
      @ekksoku 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I'd say the bigger concern re: Liz Truss - is how the people in the bank ground made everything look so bad. What other strings are they pulling

  • @lukecroft5676
    @lukecroft5676 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +238

    ZERO SEATS. NOT ONE.

    • @norweep
      @norweep 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      The best sort of net-zero

    • @DarrenJamiesonJamieson
      @DarrenJamiesonJamieson 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ​@@norweepNet Zero means no money (Euro fanatics)!

    • @srpacific
      @srpacific 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      You want one party to hold absolute control? Thats quite Tory of you

    • @stevenrevins
      @stevenrevins 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@srpacific and Labour have always been tories [small t]
      the whole thing is a con - just the cheapest way for the capitalist dictatorship to rule
      you help that by standing, and recruit nobody

    • @ChronicGoblinQueen
      @ChronicGoblinQueen 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      ​@@srpacificNope, just no Tories

  • @GaryV-p3h
    @GaryV-p3h 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +119

    Britain finally heading towards net zero, zero Tory seats.

    • @MookMineola
      @MookMineola 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Yes , and your friend Starmer will definitely be in a hurry to usher in , net-zero proper , and thus causing more economic misery for the country .

    • @Sam-Cain
      @Sam-Cain 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      ​@@MookMineolalol not bloody likely, he's in favour of even more oil production at the expense of his constituent's futures.

    • @Vonononie
      @Vonononie 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@MookMineolanope. Back in February 2024 he announced they would cap green funding in their first term in office. This was announced in public, and widely reported in the press, Green’s condemned his announcement, Tories couldn’t say anything as it’s basically their policy, Lib Dem’s, well they probably commented but who cares

    • @GaryV-p3h
      @GaryV-p3h 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

      @@MookMineola 😂😂😂 Which fossil fuel company do you work for.

    • @Dom-De
      @Dom-De 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      @@MookMineolayoud rather be held hostage by Arab oil barons ?

  • @BoredomIncarnate1
    @BoredomIncarnate1 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +447

    He always says "back to square one" with Labour, like it's a bad thing.

    • @sammie8929
      @sammie8929 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

      it is a bad thing labour have even less of a clue than the Tories lol

    • @Skelig
      @Skelig 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +74

      @@sammie8929ratio

    • @SkeletonDrums1
      @SkeletonDrums1 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +57

      @@sammie8929 Seems like someone here has even less of a clue...any guesses?

    • @shanesloth4419
      @shanesloth4419 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +29

      it's like he thinks being at square -59 is a good thing

    • @nickfenn
      @nickfenn 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      It’s more like the ‘return to go’ in monopoly where you get that sweet sweet £200 to avoid bankruptcy 😅

  • @DeimosXVX
    @DeimosXVX 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +37

    If only someone could play this on repeat outside no.10. Maybe an over head drone or a dozen or so hovering about.

    • @ManWalksDogs
      @ManWalksDogs 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      the fella that was blasting D:Ream out as Rishi did his soggy announcement needs a hand as apparently his whole speaker system is blown despite trying to protect it all from the rain with brollies & that.

    • @kikidevine694
      @kikidevine694 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      ​@@ManWalksDogshis sound system didn't die in vain

    • @Bear-Seek-Seek-Lest
      @Bear-Seek-Seek-Lest 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@ManWalksDogs You mean Steve Bray? Guy's a dosser and does nothing, but at least he's given me a few laughs.

  • @blatherskite3009
    @blatherskite3009 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +101

    I've spent far too much of my life under Tory governments; about 2/3rds of it by my calculations. And the only thing that made both of the long stretches of Tory rule that I've lived through bearable has been the comedy that was birthed as a reaction to it, from "alternative comedy" sticking the V's up to Thatcher in the 1980s, to cassetteboy maintaining that proud tradition today. Thank you.

    • @blatherskite3009
      @blatherskite3009 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

      @@rickys7435 I don't disagree ... I just left out any comment about how there's nothing to choose between them - especially in this upcoming general election - for the sake of brevity. Despite my screen-name, I mostly try to keep it brief so people don't have to click "read more" :)
      Corbyn is the only politician I've given a tinker's cuss for since "Wedgie" Benn, and Benn was more my dad's era.

    • @devononair
      @devononair 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      There are millions of people for whom there are massive differences between Tories and labour... If you're trans, of have a foreign spouse, work in a university, are on benefits... We have all suffered massively under the Tories and will not under labour.

    • @blatherskite3009
      @blatherskite3009 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      @@devononair That's a no on all 4 counts, so that probably explains why it's not so obvious to me. I'm more concerned about reversing Tory anti-protest laws, re-nationalising utilities, taxing corporations, restoring workers' rights, etc. Old-school leftie stuff like that. On those kinds of issues they are utterly indistinguishable.

    • @srpacific
      @srpacific 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Imagine being this obsessed with measuring your life satisfaction based on which made-up camp of elites is currently signing their name on things that decrease your quality of life and increase theirs

    • @lolnamelollastname9788
      @lolnamelollastname9788 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Thank you for the little arithmetic today. Legit said "holy shit" out loud when I realised that's about my situation too.
      Not sure how Tony lasted so long or how Gordon's term was so brief... Also, we could do so badly with a Corbynesque figure

  • @mattym8038
    @mattym8038 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +107

    i hope someone sends this to him personally.

    • @mityaboy4639
      @mityaboy4639 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      They would both recognise the “question”

    • @DarrenJamiesonJamieson
      @DarrenJamiesonJamieson 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I just did. He accepted it and agreed whole heartedly and I'm not even lying (see Cabinet of Millionaires)!

    • @J_bixby
      @J_bixby 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Led By Donkeys should play it on parliament walls.

  • @ianh3366
    @ianh3366 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    I love the calmer pace of this

  • @marvellis6762
    @marvellis6762 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

    Made my day.... can't beat making a total mockery of the corrupt!!

    • @pikeflowed
      @pikeflowed 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      " and it is time to resign....and do you accept this mans resignation ? And do you accept the resignation of all of these liars, of all the corrupt !!!? " BANE, THE DARK KNIGHT RISES. :)

  • @Kaisan-vc8fw
    @Kaisan-vc8fw 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    Having recently spent 29 hrs in a chair in A&E waiting for a bed whilst suffering a severe attack of pancreatitis ... One has to hope that Labour make a better job of the NHS than this present bunch of charlatans.

  • @LaylaSpellwind
    @LaylaSpellwind 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +67

    Labour won't be perfect, this is true.
    But they won't be the tories. Not seeing their smug faces on tv as the economy crashes and burns will be a huge boon to everyones mental well being.

    • @weswheel4834
      @weswheel4834 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      Unfortunately we'll see their faces on the media. Whenever anything bad happens they'll be there saying "Yeah, knew that would happen" or "You didn't wanna do it like that". At least they'll be out though.

    • @SkeletonDrums1
      @SkeletonDrums1 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      Hopefully there will be so few of them left after the election, that the media no longer deem it necessary to give them any airtime!

    • @RichWoods23
      @RichWoods23 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      @@SkeletonDrums1 Just the ones shilling for GB News. But at least there's the entertainment value of watching them try to act with gravitas alongside a loon having a meltdown.

    • @LaylaSpellwind
      @LaylaSpellwind 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@SkeletonDrums1 Except just enough of them to make videos like this. =D

    • @SkeletonDrums1
      @SkeletonDrums1 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@LaylaSpellwind 😆 just one of them is enough for that! Sure the Haunted Pencil will keep spouting enough tripe on GBNews!

  • @TheBadVideoMaker
    @TheBadVideoMaker 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    I love how you kept the cadence of the original too.

  • @indexical1897
    @indexical1897 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +45

    Ffs vote - and bring your ID so they can’t suppress your vote

    • @pepelepew2690
      @pepelepew2690 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Nah, can't be bothered

    • @srpacific
      @srpacific 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Imagine believing that voting for one group of elites over the other will actually change anything

    • @paultapping9510
      @paultapping9510 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      or, if the cost of a voting appropriate ID is too much, you can register as a postal voter.

    • @rsh793
      @rsh793 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@paultapping9510 or a proxy so you don't even need to get a stamp! I suggest that some person is nominated per area and just goes and votes for everyone - the polling stations will be quieter and they get a nice day out :)

    • @johneastwood3039
      @johneastwood3039 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I'm not voting, no point. Complete waste of time.

  • @British_Rogue
    @British_Rogue 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    Unfortunately, I live in a Tory stronghold. Market towns always prioritise less taxes because they're shortsighted. They'll have at least one seat, despite me fervently wishing otherwise.

    • @kaitlyn__L
      @kaitlyn__L 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Is this Witney, or are the other market towns just as depressing to live in politically?

    • @British_Rogue
      @British_Rogue 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      @@kaitlyn__L Not Witney. It seems they're all as depressing _(politically speaking)._ The worst part is, the local MP has been the MP for the past 23 years. He has visited the local school to influence teenagers into thinking he is a "good" candidate. Just checked his Wikipedia - it seems he was arrested with sexual assault charges in 2022.

    • @deannaviolets
      @deannaviolets 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @British_Rogue That sounds like the Hon. Occasional MP for Romford, unless there's other market towns with the same issue(I really hope not)

    • @kaitlyn__L
      @kaitlyn__L 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@British_Rogue oof. Sounds like they all follow the same playbook. I remember Cameron also visited schools around his constituency to try and get the kids on-board early. Though of course he had that seat for less time.
      I wonder what the historical reasons are, for Scottish towns with a mercat cross being marginally less conservative than English towns with a buttercross.

  • @rubberduck3y6
    @rubberduck3y6 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    The original Anti-Hero lyrics "Did you hear my covert narcissism I disguise as altruism like some kind of congressman? (tale as old as time)" almost work in this version as well. You just have to swap congressman for Tory politician.

  • @user-cw3lz2ts1r
    @user-cw3lz2ts1r 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

    14 years of conservatives....let's all change this on the 4th July 2024

    • @theoldguy2360
      @theoldguy2360 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      'Independence Day' from Tory rule😂

  • @AmazePaulz
    @AmazePaulz 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Ive been listening to you CassetteBoy for at least a decade now.
    You never disappoint

  • @djassassinuk
    @djassassinuk 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +21

    Big Ups DJ Rubbish and Barry Evans pon tha decks!!

    • @bensmithers
      @bensmithers 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Bangface crew inside🤘

  • @jaybus_UK
    @jaybus_UK 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Okay I'll vote for cassetteboy. Fix our country with a humourous tune

  • @uniquerebeljaney3639
    @uniquerebeljaney3639 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    This bought a tear to my eye, just beautiful.

    • @pepelepew2690
      @pepelepew2690 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Man up

    • @DG-iw3yw
      @DG-iw3yw 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @pepelepew2690 You man up

    • @pepelepew2690
      @pepelepew2690 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@DG-iw3yw I did, when I turned 13 😜🥁

  • @NigelTolley
    @NigelTolley 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    I really hope Starmer gets the police to wake up and figure out where the doubled national debt money went to. No spending, Austerity killing thousands, yet it went to £1.7 TRILLION.

  • @RoamingAdhocrat
    @RoamingAdhocrat 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +67

    I'm voting Cassetteboy. would you like help canvassing and leafleting?

    • @Olyfrun
      @Olyfrun 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      No. Don't waste your vote, or the tories will get back in.
      Tactical voting, folks. We can work on the future after the election.

    • @RoamingAdhocrat
      @RoamingAdhocrat 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@Olyfrun oh my sweet summer child. tactical voting just enables centrist shits like Blair, Brown, Miliband (E) and Starmer who do bugger-all to deliver anything meaningfully different to the Tories. they've had plenty of time to prepare for the future and they blew it. I'd sooner vote Binface than Labour!

  • @halliwedge
    @halliwedge 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Thank you Cassetteboy. Thank you. Please never stop!

  • @MultiMenvafan
    @MultiMenvafan 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Brilliant, thank you, I needed those laughs!

  • @marksieczko7766
    @marksieczko7766 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

    Nice one M8. Spot on.

  • @AlexGreyhead
    @AlexGreyhead 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Absolute class - so much effort has gone into getting this "just right" - what a masterpiece. I'm crying - with laughter, and the realisation of how painfully accurate this is... Oh well! Mustn't grumble... :-D

  • @PeterWheeler-s8l
    @PeterWheeler-s8l 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    They will win again. They always do.

  • @paulburton9386
    @paulburton9386 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Spot on, Cassetteboy! Thank you!

  • @mrt2215
    @mrt2215 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Michelle Mone....you've made it! Bravo 👏. 👉📼👦 🎥 famous!

  • @sleepychamaeleon
    @sleepychamaeleon 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    That's a superb piece of editing you've done there. Yes, I'll be along to vote to kick them out.

  • @mrmonkeyman79
    @mrmonkeyman79 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    This campaign season should be dubbed Rishis end of an eras tour

  • @clairemurray4910
    @clairemurray4910 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Genius. This is SO GOOD. It must have taken ages to do, but well done for getting the truth out there 😊

  • @groovedealerfeaturing-ashl6476
    @groovedealerfeaturing-ashl6476 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    CB Hits the nail on the head HARD as usual!
    Spot on!
    Have a thumbs up for your service to The Nation!

  • @willhall4037
    @willhall4037 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Got the B side? I think its called "The little shit goes down the river, to the sea!"

  • @Saxtoo
    @Saxtoo 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Thank you, Cassetteboy. Love your work👍

  • @AndreiTupolev
    @AndreiTupolev 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    It gets better and better. Now it's policy decision by Daily Mail letters page. Policy meeting: Rishi, plaintively: "Now does *anyone* have any ideas?"
    "There's a letter in the Daily Mail, my lord, saying "Bring back National Service!"'
    Rishi jots it down. "Ok, that's down. Anyone else got anything? ... Anyone?" 🥺

  • @boxingday11
    @boxingday11 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Superb, amazing work 👍

  • @IridescentAudio
    @IridescentAudio 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    cassetteboy never misses

  • @BenBlazing99
    @BenBlazing99 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Thanks for this birthday gift

    • @TheVicar
      @TheVicar 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Happy Birthday
      You share it with the last day that the Tory bastds reign in Parliament

  • @neiltullis8382
    @neiltullis8382 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    UK to the Tories: We are never ever ever getting back together 🤞

  • @fargodavilleitnotd6729
    @fargodavilleitnotd6729 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Fkin ace!

  • @stumbling
    @stumbling 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    The campaign to end all campaigns begins in earnest. #ZeroSeats

  • @normanwilliam3874
    @normanwilliam3874 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Another slice of genius, love it!!

  • @rod2623
    @rod2623 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Perfect!

  • @TravelinChina
    @TravelinChina 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Lovely

  • @Yippeetippee6749
    @Yippeetippee6749 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    After losing their seats, they should take a well earned vacation. Given they’re so keen on Rwanda maybe they can go check it out. Permanently.

  • @vee10pfs
    @vee10pfs 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

    This was a party political broadcast by the Labour Party.

  • @rjy8960
    @rjy8960 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    One of your best yet :) Thanks!

  • @laurabedford5095
    @laurabedford5095 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    VOTERS VOTE LABOUR ❤❤❤

    • @ZetsumeiIkari
      @ZetsumeiIkari 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      god no

    • @juliegreen640
      @juliegreen640 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      YAYYYY LABOUR ALL THE WAY!!!!😂😂❤❤

  • @jimmyviaductophilelawley5587
    @jimmyviaductophilelawley5587 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    new labour campaign song should be "Something Better Change" by the Stranglers

  • @Lukelikesmissiles
    @Lukelikesmissiles 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

    I love the ending, it just says VOTE, it doesn't jam a party down your throat, it's mint. Obviously I'm voting Labour because the Tories cut my balls off 14 years ago and I would like at least 1 of them back 🤷🏻‍♂️

    • @misterthegeoff9767
      @misterthegeoff9767 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      also in some constituencies tactically voting lib dem, SNP or Plaid Cymru may be a better shout to remove the Tory from that specific seat.

    • @Lukelikesmissiles
      @Lukelikesmissiles 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@misterthegeoff9767 amen to that, I want to vote Labour but it's a safe Tory seat, largest second majority is Lib dem so that's my vote. Nationally it's Labour - not a Starmer fan boy, really don't like him letting Elphinke defect as she is as nasty as her ex husband but Labour are the only chance at getting tid of illegitimate Sunak

  • @slax4884
    @slax4884 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Cassetteboy with another banger

  • @JanHans
    @JanHans 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Very honest video

  • @adivarso8175
    @adivarso8175 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    VOTE OUT TO HELP OUT.

  • @shaurz
    @shaurz 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    #ZeroSeats

  • @CactusforceX
    @CactusforceX 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    LOL. I keep getting adverts from rishi trying to make him look relateable and human etc etc.. nice to see an honest depiction. ya done it again cassetteboy

  • @andy7325
    @andy7325 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I think that this should be used by Labour as a campaign video. Fantastic as always.

  • @CyanMentality
    @CyanMentality 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Thank you Cassetteboy. Between you and Jonathan Pie, I'm confident I now understand the value of a standard UK politician lol

  • @mrcraggle
    @mrcraggle 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Liz Truss was in office for just 45 days but we are still feeling the repercussions of her actions to this day.

  • @snowstrobe
    @snowstrobe 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    End the two party system...

    • @johnpoile1451
      @johnpoile1451 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Conservative party will be extinct anyway.

  • @jamesatherfold6934
    @jamesatherfold6934 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    😂😂😂 cassette boy. Nobody does it better.

  • @tastypymp1287
    @tastypymp1287 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    #zeroseats

  • @sallyb3806
    @sallyb3806 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Cassetteboy gets my vote 😄😄👍 brilliant ❤❤❤

  • @daffyddduck2419
    @daffyddduck2419 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Let’s hope Labour get all the seats then we can get rid of PMQs

  • @FatNorthernBigot
    @FatNorthernBigot 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +21

    When your vote is between two cheeks on the same arse, it's more of a dilemma than a democracy.

    • @TheVicar
      @TheVicar 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Labour aren't Tory evil
      Its a no brainer
      STOP THE TORIES

    • @ALifeOfWine
      @ALifeOfWine 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      It's a simple question... Would you like your NHS privatised through the back door... Or would you like it privatised through the front door?
      I think people struggle because there's almost too many options!

    • @SkeletonDrums1
      @SkeletonDrums1 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      Nope, the Tories sit squarely between the cheeks!

    • @melanierhianna
      @melanierhianna 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      As a minority I know the Tories are bigoted towards me and want to change laws that will make my life worse. Labour just might. I have to take the risk...

    • @FatNorthernBigot
      @FatNorthernBigot 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      @@ALifeOfWine I hope the NHS never have anything to do with my back door.

  • @wezen89
    @wezen89 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    1:48 hits hard

  • @alistairhudson9338
    @alistairhudson9338 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Anyone know what the underlay track is?

    • @johngarratt1764
      @johngarratt1764 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Taylor Swift - Anti-Hero

  • @whelkshuffler
    @whelkshuffler 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    get your photo I.D s sorted out peeps, time to stand up and fight back with a vote

  • @Happin3ess
    @Happin3ess 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I used to enjoy the Cassette Boy videos. Then Brexit hit and then the Pandemic. Being in the UK is hard. The humour went.

  • @deadman7009
    @deadman7009 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Zero seats, Zero seats , Zero seats

  • @juliegreen640
    @juliegreen640 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    YAAA LABOUR ALL THE WAY!! ❤❤😂😂❤❤

  • @stu9000
    @stu9000 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Cassetteboy doing god's work.

  • @psammiad
    @psammiad 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Brilliant.

  • @timchristensen2522
    @timchristensen2522 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Warms my heart that CB is a bit of a Swiftie

  • @shuddafukkup
    @shuddafukkup 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Should be stopping the boats in fairness 😂

  • @thunter1000able
    @thunter1000able 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Can we get a Rishi version of Things will only get better?

  • @Ben-Downlow.
    @Ben-Downlow. 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Remember Kids, Starmer is a Tory too (and so is anyone who supports him)

    • @localreviewking134
      @localreviewking134 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      In most cases, and my lifetime most people sit in the middle ground. We find it too distasteful to be too left or far right. Thus, for a labour government to exist in power it has to be more centred, than far left.
      However, let`s embrace change, and hopefully we move forward and become the country we could have been.

    • @treborcxviii
      @treborcxviii 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      And who are you voting for?

  • @CJUKHAC
    @CJUKHAC 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    What a masterpiece

  • @TheVicar
    @TheVicar 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    If we vote Labour then we won't get any more videos like this anymore
    Just think about that

    • @Sam-Cain
      @Sam-Cain 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      The way keir's running the party, we definitely will.

    • @AndrewKay
      @AndrewKay 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      They did plenty on Tony Blair in the 2000s, I think we'll be fine.

    • @DemonDethchase
      @DemonDethchase 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      ​@@Sam-Cainpro austerity, pro privatisation, pro genocide the only difference between Sunak and Starmer is the color of their rosette. Vote the Tories out, on both sides of the house.

    • @weswheel4834
      @weswheel4834 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@DemonDethchase You're jus making stuff up now. They're not any of those 3 things. Of course, if I was a Tory I'd be claiming that they're all the same on videos like this as well.

    • @SevenEllen
      @SevenEllen 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Ok I've thought about it and no, I'd rather have a country that wasn't starving, homeless, living without electricity, horribly over-worked, hideously underpaid, criminally understaffed, and see corridors in hospitals full of people on stretchers.

  • @ninetiesperson7980
    @ninetiesperson7980 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Never stop. These are brilliant.

  • @AK-np4rp
    @AK-np4rp 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    Clever, but Kid Starver is only marginally better. Vote Green or independent.

    • @ChristofferETJ
      @ChristofferETJ 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

      Seems like first-past-the-post is a horrible election system.

    • @ValkyiaTV
      @ValkyiaTV 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      until theres electoral reform. You might as well not vote.

    • @AK-np4rp
      @AK-np4rp 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@ValkyiaTV That's rubbish. Voting third party places pressure on the major parties to shift their policy agenda. Look at UKIP. It pushed the Tory party further to the right. Reform UK will do the same. Voting Green or independent will do the same to Labour but in the opposite direction. And you won't get electoral reform unless there is pressure from Greens and independents to not give Labor what they want without something in return.

    • @AK-np4rp
      @AK-np4rp 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@ValkyiaTV No true. Voting third party forces both parties to shift their policy agendas. Look at UKIP. It pushed the Tories further to the right. The Greens can do the same to Labour but in the opposite direction. You won't get electoral reform by maintaining the status quo.

    • @Illustraful
      @Illustraful 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Vote Binface. 🗑️

  • @OlikLaroifan-fv4ur
    @OlikLaroifan-fv4ur 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I bet another one of these will be made once labour finishes a term lol. Seriously tho I luv these

  • @TheGalifrey
    @TheGalifrey 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Shame Keir Stoma is just as bad as the tories.

  • @darrenmcgovern7845
    @darrenmcgovern7845 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Having a multi millionaire telling people about a cost of living crisis they help create is just wrong

  • @ColourRedCalls
    @ColourRedCalls 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Cassetteboy FTW

  • @atlantic85
    @atlantic85 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    David Cameron legalised gay marriage!
    Actually, that’s the only positive contribution to society I think the Tories have made.

  • @mandoprince1
    @mandoprince1 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I'm sure this will go down really well at Glastonbury!

  • @broniuksantanuks6605
    @broniuksantanuks6605 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    When you live like last day on Earth..

  • @amgry5461
    @amgry5461 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Fun fact! Boris Johnson never used his true identity in parliament, Alexander Boris du pfeffel Johnson only used his middle name