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ความคิดเห็น • 495

  • @doublelung44
    @doublelung44 4 ปีที่แล้ว +119

    I forgot how great life was when no one could get a hold of you. No cell phones. Those days was great

    • @downhomegirl5
      @downhomegirl5 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      😂!!

    • @RalphSampson...
      @RalphSampson... 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Bwhahaha. Dude, it's you! You don't want to be non-reachable. If you did, you could "accidentally" leave your phone at home or say you left it in the truck charging. It's getting repaired, anything. It's you, man. It's all on you.

    • @khfan4life365
      @khfan4life365 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I wish no one could get ahold of me. Unfortunately, I need a cell phone so my mother doesn’t think I’ve been kidnapped or something. Swear to God, if I miss a call, she gets all frantic. Plus, my job needs to contact me somehow.

    • @tpl608
      @tpl608 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      In the words of the one and only true God, the flying spaghetti monster. RaMEN. ;-)

  • @jocelynellis3009
    @jocelynellis3009 4 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    "Facebookinstagramyoursistersass" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @porridge57
      @porridge57 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I wonder if yoursistersass.com is taken...

    • @jaymassacre8492
      @jaymassacre8492 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      He had too
      And i love it

  • @buffalovalley5586
    @buffalovalley5586 4 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    Vic, you the funniest bastard on this planet😂from South Africa.

  • @garymarin6254
    @garymarin6254 6 ปีที่แล้ว +206

    WOW, this guy makes me feel like if he was born just to make me laugh,😂😂😂😂 can't get enough....

    • @ronnipassmore8717
      @ronnipassmore8717 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Gary Marin NO SHIT! I’m addicted! 🤣🤣💗💗💗🤣🤣

    • @lori-ruggieriboucher1451
      @lori-ruggieriboucher1451 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Gary Marin ......he's the best.

    • @johnwoodworth4442
      @johnwoodworth4442 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@lori-ruggieriboucher1451 my age, my frustrations....he nails it every time!

  • @darkstormcloud09
    @darkstormcloud09 5 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    Still laughing out loud! I can't breathe! Vic's rants are great and hilarious!

  • @JurassicRaptor1993
    @JurassicRaptor1993 5 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    I love that look he gives at the end of every video.

    • @Mike-yg8ig
      @Mike-yg8ig 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      It's worth watching just for "the look" lol.

    • @kareyriggs1018
      @kareyriggs1018 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      City of Roses 1845
      He stole that look from that Sebastian wop dude comedian

    • @steveprice9059
      @steveprice9059 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      My dad gave me that same look when I wrecked his car.

    • @Mike-yg8ig
      @Mike-yg8ig 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      LMAO!

    • @loriharding9248
      @loriharding9248 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It's the best!

  • @heyjudeno9
    @heyjudeno9 5 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    Those damn passwords, upper case lower case, special characters. Please!!

  • @cyrilculton1181
    @cyrilculton1181 4 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    Finally someone else feels my pain.

  • @bladerunner8832
    @bladerunner8832 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    2:55 😂 This guy is like the modern day Archie Bunker

    • @Discerner1999
      @Discerner1999 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      bladerunner8832
      On steroids!

    • @lisamay5649
      @lisamay5649 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      But much more intelligent!!!

    • @susangreene6105
      @susangreene6105 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I love this guy!!! He reminds me of my family ❤️

  • @carolbenson6524
    @carolbenson6524 5 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    Its 5 AM and I'm cracking up in bed....my favorite way of starting my day...happy and laughing. My stomach hurts now...later!😂

  • @OwnageCubed
    @OwnageCubed 6 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    “eatshitabc” 🤣🤣

  • @SEGMAN007TEX
    @SEGMAN007TEX 5 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    Vic! You're just what we need these days.... Frickin Hilarious!! Thanks Dude!

    • @ronnipassmore8717
      @ronnipassmore8717 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Stephen Graves JUST LIKE A GOOD CUP OF JOE ! COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE 🤣🤣🤣

    • @lisamay5649
      @lisamay5649 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ronnipassmore8717 Vic spells it this way: cawfee.

  • @ahah11ful
    @ahah11ful 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Hey man your not the only person who feels this way

  • @PatrickBateman191
    @PatrickBateman191 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    « how the fuck did you do that, I tried everything ??? » 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣this guy is gonna make me die.

  • @astralmindny9055
    @astralmindny9055 6 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    He said " Tommy John" underwear. LMFAO!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @Carl-LaFong1618
      @Carl-LaFong1618 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      at least his sack is dry and comfortable

    • @dawolfboi
      @dawolfboi 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Why is buying Tommy John underwear funny?

    • @ctcs9162
      @ctcs9162 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It IS Tommy John I think..........Stern runs their commercials. But I unsubscribed.

    • @Grumpy718
      @Grumpy718 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ohh this guy is great .. love the videos.. the one with the pumpkin spice is one of my favorites too...

    • @marc_leblanc
      @marc_leblanc 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeah I caught that one instantly too! Hahaha

  • @jagster59
    @jagster59 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Alexa: I'm having a nervous breakdown listening to Vic's rants throughout the house!
    Google Assistant: 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @stevetrivago
    @stevetrivago 6 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    Lol .. good luck deleting your emails 😬😂😂😂

    • @gypsytreasures3856
      @gypsytreasures3856 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Hillary tried and failed. Lol

    • @suzanne48
      @suzanne48 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      It can't be done, period.

  • @chrismantovani4155
    @chrismantovani4155 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    When do you go back and look at the pictures in Egypt with the family and the mummy 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @MatthewJones20196
      @MatthewJones20196 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Chris that sent me over!! Hahaha

    • @lisamay5649
      @lisamay5649 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Cracked me up, too! 🤣😂

  • @PortaJoseph
    @PortaJoseph 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I laugh without control, Vic is crazy!...the best American comedian I've seen, all Hollywood are zero compared to him.

  • @southernyankee05
    @southernyankee05 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    OMG.... I totally relate !!! Laughed so hard I had tears going down my cheeks. Love this guy.

  • @shadowartist8892
    @shadowartist8892 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    I'm with you on the user names and passwords. Cathartic.

  • @SummerRain368
    @SummerRain368 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    The second I saw this was going to be about electronics I started laughing .... knew I had to watch!! ROTFLMAO 😂❤️❤️❤️😂😂😂 Oh Vic! You made my day! Thank you!!!

  • @georgewodicka4839
    @georgewodicka4839 6 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    Hey Vic, brand new subscriber, live in Rockland County, N.Y., right on New York-New Jersey border, can SO relate to EVERYTHING you talk about. But NOBODY can do it quite like you. Just saw you for the first time on TH-cam two days ago, subscribed yesterday, and am trying to get tickets already for one of your shows in December. Can't get enough...☺

    • @DanniTheMagicJunkDrawer
      @DanniTheMagicJunkDrawer 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      George Wodicka I’m in Rockland as well!

    • @IngaHicks
      @IngaHicks 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @George Wodicka GO ROCKLAND!

  • @24tupac
    @24tupac 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    You’re the best Vic you speak up for everyone!!! I feel this every time I get a new phone pain in the balls!!!!

  • @Pineemonkeys2ndchannel
    @Pineemonkeys2ndchannel 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Nick rhymes with Sick that’s why I luv ya baby 😂

  • @domjonas
    @domjonas 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    “Facebook, Twitter, ya sistahs ass” your wife is lucky to be married to be such a funny guy🤣🤣

  • @rosearcella7081
    @rosearcella7081 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I start my day with this guy he should have his own TV show, he saids it like it is.

  • @rickykinsey4415
    @rickykinsey4415 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Yes I feel the same way you are real people.

  • @craigleidigjr4170
    @craigleidigjr4170 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Thank you I NEEDED THAT. 🤣😂🤣😂

  • @shadowjammer9981
    @shadowjammer9981 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    ☝😃"OMG" !! - YOU JUST HIT THE NAIL RIGHT ON THE FREAKIN HEAD WITH THIS ONE VIC !! 🔨~ "THANKS FOR THE CHUCKLE" !! 😆😆

  • @sandragomez2054
    @sandragomez2054 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Lmao 😂 love you Vic 2 paper cups with a string 😂😂😂

  • @UFO4X
    @UFO4X 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Technology is supposed to make things easier, but when you gotta make a simple move like getting a new phone, it can really wack you into a quagmire! :D

  • @darkstormcloud09
    @darkstormcloud09 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    One of his best rants. Whenever, I need a laugh, this is my go-to video! Thank you Vic!

  • @joepitel3482
    @joepitel3482 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    You should run for president my friend.

  • @sherryshane9797
    @sherryshane9797 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The 2 paper cups sounds like it Might Work lol

  • @yolaandaballard4801
    @yolaandaballard4801 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I lost it when he said" Here we gooo with the pass words

  • @OriginalOWL
    @OriginalOWL 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Oh my gosh how did I go so long without watching Vic! Looking good darlin keep it up!

  • @stevenkershner2289
    @stevenkershner2289 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Lmao! Nick thank you for making me cry every time I watch one of your videos. You are a god sent in this time we are in sir. Keep up the good work! Your the best!

  • @derekwood4051
    @derekwood4051 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Italians are the Kings of ranting. Lol I"m Dead! 😆

  • @rabiagraney7079
    @rabiagraney7079 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I am SO in sync with you on this !

  • @southtexasbrushcountryboy4176
    @southtexasbrushcountryboy4176 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Reminds me of Dice Clay, but much better and funner 😆🤣😆🤣😆 lmao Vic You look like and sound like a Soprano's character or could be in a movie with Dinero, Pesci and Liotta 😎 You're that Great 👍 Happy 🍻Holidays 🍻 🍻 Cheers 🍻✌️ Brother ✌️

  • @metaljew4456
    @metaljew4456 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Vic, I have recently discovered you on TH-cam and I must say you have rapidly become one of my favorite TH-camr’s. You are absolutely freakin hilarious! I cry you make me laugh so hard sometimes. Keep up the great work. This channel should have at least 1 Million Subs.

  • @PertNearFedUp-bj1tx
    @PertNearFedUp-bj1tx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Vic ~ You are a kick ~ found you through my husband's laughter :-D

  • @jimschuman9926
    @jimschuman9926 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Vic needs his own tv show! Hilarious. I can relate to the user/password dilemma.

  • @maxtaylor2395
    @maxtaylor2395 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    2:30
    "Make sure all the apps transfer over... Facebook, TH-cam, Instagram, Twitter, Your Sister's Ass, The Pony Express, ya know the main ones" 🤣🤣🤣

  • @garyengland9549
    @garyengland9549 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Iv watched this about 10 times . I still cry laughing 😂

  • @4MDK
    @4MDK 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Hahahaha -"Tommy John underwear!"

  • @seanhines6554
    @seanhines6554 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Yeah that shit's ridiculous. Once spent a whole day trying to do that

  • @leestanford2452
    @leestanford2452 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I grew up in Cream Ridge, NJ. Used to frequent the freehold raceway mall all the time. Thanks for the memories!

  • @nygrasshole
    @nygrasshole 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I love a good Vic yell!! YES. I’m hyper now

  • @noelreilly8860
    @noelreilly8860 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Absolutely brilliant Vic. Killed me mate. 😂🤣👍

  • @lindafordham9707
    @lindafordham9707 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Vic ..... You make MY fuckin day !!! I laugh SO HARD I CRY !! You HIT ALL the nails on the HEAD !!!! Keep them coming!!!!!!!!

  • @MillerMeteor74
    @MillerMeteor74 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Thank God I don't have a smart phone. I don't want one!
    Holy crap! I couldn't stop laughing!

  • @vipdesigninc
    @vipdesigninc 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    one of the Greatest comedians a natural,as we say in the business we should all be grateful Vic is generous enough to share his talent so we can laugh and relieve stress,Godbless You Vic Thank you and much more success to you and yours Salute

  • @deweyosborne928
    @deweyosborne928 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    words can not describe how much my face hurts, My 1 pack stomach ach after watching your videos. I have not laughed this hard in a very long time. Laughter can be painful. But it's exactly what's needed. Thank you for all you do. Fucking hilarious man. 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

  • @alexvdvelde
    @alexvdvelde 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Bam boom bang DONE ✔ haha Vic you make my day lol.

  • @paulcesare8927
    @paulcesare8927 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Love you Vic!!!! You are fantastically funny because you are so genuine and passionate!!!! I can relate to your perspective so much!!!! All the Best always...am a big, big fan!!!!

  • @JinxxieNixxie_
    @JinxxieNixxie_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    The funniest part you spent a hour and a half in your car , only to connect your Bluetooth 😂😂

  • @irish115
    @irish115 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Vic will end up in a Laughing Academy if his wife buys him an Ipad …Vic your the best👍😂…LMFAO Here In 🇮🇪Ireland🇮🇪

  • @annb0rg17
    @annb0rg17 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    How the F*ck Two paper cups and a string... LMFAO!!!!!

  • @JoshuaCastillo6309
    @JoshuaCastillo6309 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    You should reset your password to "password incorrect." So when you get it wrong it will be right in front of you lmao.

  • @crad322
    @crad322 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Lol!! With u on that! Always forget my username and password

  • @A-sq2dy
    @A-sq2dy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    🤣I bought two new apple 🍏 iPhones. Now I have a pear 🍐 🤣🙌🏼🤣🙌🏼🤣🙌🏼🤣🙌🏼

  • @edwardgoldsmith8011
    @edwardgoldsmith8011 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Tell them Vic. You are a funny dude. You are the champ. Funny. We love you

  • @tonybell9551
    @tonybell9551 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    This guy makes me laugh so fucking hard it brings tears to my eyes. So damn funny

  • @scottryker4888
    @scottryker4888 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I have to take a deep breath after each of these videos lol.

  • @judan499
    @judan499 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    the tears are streaming down my face

  • @HiroshiKoto
    @HiroshiKoto 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Vic always knows how to make you laugh. 😂 He always has a point in his reasons and that’s what I like about him.

  • @cindygarcia1539
    @cindygarcia1539 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Omgosh...he's too much...made me laugh.......

  • @peterlattanzi4660
    @peterlattanzi4660 ปีที่แล้ว

    OMG two cups and a string. LOL That shows how old I am. LOL Love this video, I'm the same way with all this shit. When a new format comes up on my screen, I start cursing up a storm. LOL

  • @MarkSmith-cd3ny
    @MarkSmith-cd3ny 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Vic, man oh man. You say it how we all feel it.

  • @alysoncostakelly7402
    @alysoncostakelly7402 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The mentality is, It's my world you just live in it, lol

  • @davesaenz3732
    @davesaenz3732 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "Pony express" 😃😃😃lol

  • @tonydefrancesco5970
    @tonydefrancesco5970 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Vic, Your Awesome looking forward to your show in Pa..cant wait...keep em coming !!!

  • @tedsterrett7204
    @tedsterrett7204 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    They paid Ma Bell off, I wonder much she negotiated for! Thanks Vic, have a good day sir!

  • @spinalobifida
    @spinalobifida ปีที่แล้ว +1

    What ticks me off is that the package doesn't give you any info about what the phone does. Going online to research it, forget about it. There's positive and negative reviews. The last phone I had wouldn't let me edit photos or screenshots. I didn't see that in any reviews.

  • @Declan_Payan
    @Declan_Payan 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This is so relatable! Keep up the great work vic, your a natural!

  • @whatnow9159
    @whatnow9159 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I wonder how many kids even know that we can talk with two paper cups and a string? : )

  • @alexvdvelde
    @alexvdvelde ปีที่แล้ว

    10 months ago I see you're video. I also leave a comment. That's why I know it's 10 months ago. But I really wanted to laugh and I find you're video again and laughing out loud just like 10 months ago haha. You're brilliant.

  • @davemilne2484
    @davemilne2484 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    How are you not acting full time on TV or movies ? You are funny!

  • @kamilahlena
    @kamilahlena 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    You really need an iPhone. All you need is your face. Bam! You’re in. 🤗🤗

  • @J.P_INC.
    @J.P_INC. 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    So enjoy your honesty and truthful comedy.. keep it up sir.. never let down on the idiots

  • @Kim-bv7si
    @Kim-bv7si 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    🤣🤣🤣🤣😆😆 usernames and passwords, and young kid nick phone-text pairing- " HOW THE FUCK DID YOU DO THAT!!! " 🤣🤣♥️✊

  • @SusieW-ku4ub
    @SusieW-ku4ub 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love Vic!! I hope he does enough cardio for his Ticked Off issues. 🤣🤣🤣

  • @deinVater9983
    @deinVater9983 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I believe the neighbours called the cops for "domestic violence"😂

  • @detective___mcnulty
    @detective___mcnulty 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Wasn't an iPhone was it? Just joking 😂😂😂😂

  • @fasteddylove-muffin6415
    @fasteddylove-muffin6415 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Best line at the end...holy s@#t! If I would have known this I would have got 2 paper cups on a string! LOL.

  • @Halfcrowindian
    @Halfcrowindian 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Too funny 😂😂😂 that’s me🤪 getting a new phone & I hate passwords too-keep forgetting have to get new one🙄

  • @sunnyskyez
    @sunnyskyez 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Oh man, hysterical! My macbook was in the shop for 2 weeks. I now know what a drug addict goes through with withdrawal. I freaking spring cleaned my entire house in that 2 weeks!

  • @Linda-qd9if
    @Linda-qd9if ปีที่แล้ว

    Getting a new cellphone THATA WHAT PISSES ME OFF

  • @martinbonventre7938
    @martinbonventre7938 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    YESSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!
    THANK YOU VIC.
    MERRY CHRISTMAS

  • @cherylkramer2534
    @cherylkramer2534 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Omg!!! I go crazy with passwords and usernames! Hahahaha 😂

  • @gjna5143
    @gjna5143 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Sounds like he's gotten another iPhone again. That's what you get 🤣

  • @pastorjustin4181
    @pastorjustin4181 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Pork n bean cans have upgraded signal power. 😳😀 I remember when.😀

  • @darkstormcloud09
    @darkstormcloud09 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Hi Vic, this is your (my opinion) best rant! "Here we go with the usernames and passwords!!" and Nick saves the day in three easy steps for linking your new phone to your Lexus! Thank you very much for these "real life" rants! Take care and God Bless you!

  • @davepppppppppp
    @davepppppppppp 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This guy’s my new hero!

  • @tristanfort5158
    @tristanfort5158 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    4:36 Vic.exe has stopped working

  • @daemonicnimrod4772
    @daemonicnimrod4772 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    The next you unbox a new phone immediately hit redial and give it a nervous breakdown...

  • @lisamay5649
    @lisamay5649 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I just went through the same kind of bullshit. 4 DAYS of going to 6 stores to resolve a problem! I got so frustrated that because I still had a warranty on my 3-month-old phone that went totally bonkers, I told the last store associate what I'd been through and that I just wanted a new one. I was told that my old one had a virus. How would I have known? These phone companies don't provide COMPLETE USER MANUALS to enable owners to resolve their own phone problems, which is another issue for another day. No, they want your phone to get so screwed up just to hope you'll get so fed up that you'll buy an upgraded model. SMH!!!

  • @RosaRodriguez-rl6rd
    @RosaRodriguez-rl6rd 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Omg! You are too fucking funny. I love your videos at the end 😂😂🥰🥰🤗 I mean really. 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂