@@paulgilbert3139 Kulfi is a frozen dairy dessert from the Indian subcontinent. It is often described as "traditional Indian ice cream". Kulfi originated in 16th-century Delhi during the Mughal era. It is part of the national cuisines of India and Pakistan.
"When other people sell their kulfis, they are not selling their best. They are selling old, stale Kulfis that taste horrible, and some, I assume, are good kulfis."
They're saying this is the most incredible 'Metal Remix of a Pakistani Donald-Trump-Impersonating-Kulfi-Seller' of all time. Not me, this is them. It's what they're saying. Perhaps... the greatest of all time. Look it up.
Donald Trump: André's riffs are so yuge that all my body hair turned white and all my teeth fell off but one! But it's a tremendous tooth and a very white one, very pretty we all should have one, I love it!
This was his last life, when he was eating the pets. Now he's been karma punished by the pantheon for eating Fido and Garfield by being reincarnated into the body of a far worse and more orange criminal who's constantly on the run from jail.
You've again done it, also creating a 4 min long work out of such little material is remarkable. I'd like to see it end the way it started, something slow, fading out...
Wooooahh, I loved it! It was like a music journey full of bends, this was such a great one to listen. Thank you so much! BTW I thought he looked like Gordon Ramsay.
This is truly amazing! He carries an amazing note, i can't really detect any autotune, but this is mixed beautifully. You are the Michael Bolton of Metal and I love it.
we gotta appreciate Andre Antuneses song writing and playing man is freakin talented turns such a simple chant into some of the nastiest prog metal songs on yt.
So thankful this is basically a complete song now. The part after the "They're eating the dogs" track was just insanely good. And it's insane that this is actually amazingly listenable with the "lyrics" as they are. Thanks, Andre!
0:47 - 1:13 - such a great progression. @Andre please share some insights about which harmony/chords you used there and how the melody relates to it. Thank you very much
as a mostly self-taught drummer, i know very little about actual music theory, but that part was heavy AF and the pinch harmonic (right?) he threw in there at 0:58 was simply magnificent
Make Kulfi Great Again.🤣 loved it
😂🎉😊
🤣😂😅
Who is kulfi ?
@@paulgilbert3139it's an ice lolly mate... pretty famous this side of the world.
@@paulgilbert3139 Kulfi is a frozen dairy dessert from the Indian subcontinent. It is often described as "traditional Indian ice cream". Kulfi originated in 16th-century Delhi during the Mughal era. It is part of the national cuisines of India and Pakistan.
Kinda looks like an elderly Gordon Ramsey. But either way this one's a banger 👍
I can see that. Future Gordon Ramsey moves to Karachi.
@@BumblebeeTuna8 This kulfi is RAW!
lol i see that, not so far off for him
Thought the same.
AI Gordon Ramsey
Translation:
Kulfi: Pakistani traditional ice cream
Kuuuuuulffffiiiiiiii…..kulfi kulfi kulfiiii (ice creaaaaaaaaaaaaaam, ice cream ice cream ice cream). Khoye aali (made with evaporated milk), makhan paa ke (added with butter)…..then he keeps on repeating that.
Thank you!
India has it too
Best words for metal song 😂
I wanna try it now
Serious? He is singing about ice cream? 😅😅😅😅
Kulfi stocks after this : 📈↗️
and the KULFIII INVESTOOOR OF THE WHOLE WORLD!
Is that the stuff he's selling? What is it? Some type of candy or a corn like product or what?
@@jackburton2680 basically ice cream
@@jackburton2680 yes, it's a kind of ice cream on a stick.
#kulficoin #klf
Donald Trump should change his name to American Kulfi Salesman.
But that would wrongfully imply that he serves the public and brings something joyful into their lives.
He does. Unlike Democrat clowns like Biden & Harris. Trump is high energy joy!@Fred_L.
"When other people sell their kulfis, they are not selling their best. They are selling old, stale Kulfis that taste horrible, and some, I assume, are good kulfis."
😂
don't know who said that, but it sounds like from Pratchet's book
i straight up read that in his voice
@@dyctocyci think its a satirical joke
This song is TOO GOOD for what it is, my God
I know right?!? It's oddly beautiful lol
100%
I have no idea what he's saying, but I'm 100% confident he's speaking the truth.
Ahaha same
kulfi - ice cream
khoya - reduced milk
makhan - butter
He's selling "Kulfi" which is a South Asian (Indian subcontinent) variety of ice cream.
Making Pakistan great again.
@@batboy555
"I could even sing like a crazy man on the street, but they would still buy my Ice Cream"
2:27 We have the best basslines folks, believe me
Can someone translate what he says in this part? Yeah great bassline btw
I'm definitely voting for that guy this November.
Make Kulfi Great Again
Ask not what kulfi can do for you...ask what you can do for kulfi.
They're saying this is the most incredible 'Metal Remix of a Pakistani Donald-Trump-Impersonating-Kulfi-Seller' of all time. Not me, this is them. It's what they're saying. Perhaps... the greatest of all time. Look it up.
I've never wanted so badly to make ice cream great again.
THE BASS BREAKDOWN THOUGH. How are you this good at everything man lol
I don't know what I was expecting when I saw the title, but I wasn't prepared for this... I like it!😂
Andre will be written down in history as being a wild-card inspiration for modern eastern-influenced metal.
Type in Arabic metal in Spotify if you are bored one day. Some of it goes waaay harder than I ever expected it to.
I think you'll like the band Myrath. They're a Prog Metal band from Tunisia.
Andre just melted all of the vendor's product.
That chorus is so freaking good lol! The long bridge section was awesome. Amazing guitar playing as well. Wow!
This is the most musical thing I have heard in a long time. Andres is awesome! 👏🏻
Man, you're a GENIUS! What a talent!!!
Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit drinking.
Stay strong brother
or kulfi
I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue.
Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit amphetamines.
It appears as if I indeed picked the right week to stop ferociously 'batin'
We'll make great kulfi, magnificent kulfi, and the customers will pay for it.
Donald Trump: André's riffs are so yuge that all my body hair turned white and all my teeth fell off but one! But it's a tremendous tooth and a very white one, very pretty we all should have one, I love it!
This is from another planet.
He’s definitely surfin with the alien, that’s for sure. 🎸😎👍
I wasn't prepared for just how hard this was going to go. Pure fire!
For those who missed it: guy sings about kulfi.
Trump in his re-incarnated next life. 🤣🤣🤣
he should be so lucky!
Obvously a better businessman and singer just to start. Which is selling this man's hard won talents short
This was his last life, when he was eating the pets.
Now he's been karma punished by the pantheon for eating Fido and Garfield by being reincarnated into the body of a far worse and more orange criminal who's constantly on the run from jail.
With better hair
@@filmsforsmartpeople3587 nope, Trump secretly has dual Citizenship to Pakistan and English isn't his first Language either.
Rumor has it, the Pakistani Kamala's numbers have gone down after this. 😂
the ending solo is so good
I'll have to listen to the Nandy sisters and Nusrat Fateh again
😂😂😂👌👌👌 kulfi is going to sell like hot cake after this Metallica edition of Pak Donald Trump 😅😅
That dude can really sing, oh and there's guitars too
It sounds heavily autotuned.
@@martinemesguitar the kulfi isn't autotuned, though.
Anazing song! I hope the Kulfi guy gets to hear this some day. Now I wanna try Kulfi.
"I'm Donald Trump and I approve this message."
This just may be your Stairway to Heaven. Epic.
Thanks Andre for making this one LMAO 😭🤣
Ted Danson + Donald Trump + Harrison Ford = This man!
Those eyebrows are truly mesmerizing!
Kulfi is basically ice cream.
I'm starting to believe that Pakistanis are the most singing nation in the world ❤️
You've again done it, also creating a 4 min long work out of such little material is remarkable. I'd like to see it end the way it started, something slow, fading out...
Love it. Everything you make is a banger.
Well, he's got my vote.
Wooooahh, I loved it! It was like a music journey full of bends, this was such a great one to listen. Thank you so much!
BTW I thought he looked like Gordon Ramsay.
This guys got eyes like Brock from pokemon
Or Master Korin from Dragon Ball. ☺️
Nah, that's Lloyd Bridges dude.
Mendelbaum! Mendelbaum!
Donald Trump's Urdu speaking Skills are on point.
Always suspected english wasn't his first language.
@@Nozes.. America isn't his Place of Birth either.
@@BumblebeeTuna8 He's kenyan, isn't he?
@@totocaca7035 I was aiming for Ethiopian but close enough.
Kulfiwallah, yalla Trump yalla...
Bravo
I heard this Pakistani Trump weeks ago and loved his voice.
Awesome job
This is truly amazing! He carries an amazing note, i can't really detect any autotune, but this is mixed beautifully. You are the Michael Bolton of Metal and I love it.
That bass section was massive!🔥🗿
Trumpistan Rocks
This was so good, truly unexpectedly satisfying and the that solo at the end, "chef's kiss"
That first chord progression is just beautiful
That hit a lot harder than I expected. Awesome job.
This one brings me to tears Andre. Many of your tunes do. Thank you very much, they are beautiful.
Loved hearing some good shreddy in this one. Thank you.
WOW...This is a MASTERPIECE !!!!
Long live Kulfi !!!!
Kulfi Break !
Shredded to perfection, Mæstro Antunes !
Love the solo
This is going on a lot of peoples playlist. Wow.
This Pakistani man also reminds me of Gordon Ramsay
Awesome 🤩
Your Baseline is always outstanding.
Thanks for another banger
I love everything Andre does. So much goes into this riff planing and recording..🤘
9 more that good and I'd buy the album! That was another level!
Also - needs link to original video so I can hear that, too!
Another banger -- Andre you are amazing!
Muito bom!
Trump paquistanes também é foda.
That's the stuff!!! Love how the song evolves.
I was just humming this! Blessed with a full version!
we gotta appreciate Andre Antuneses song writing and playing man is freakin talented turns such a simple chant into some of the nastiest prog metal songs on yt.
i had to stop eating ice cream and other sweets, but at least i can listen to a song about it😂
This unironically goes hard as fuck. We should have more metal with this kind of singing. It pairs so well
Andre, do more 😂, you are genius 😂😂😂
Being an albino in a country as sunny as Pakistan must be really painful...cool dude
So thankful this is basically a complete song now. The part after the "They're eating the dogs" track was just insanely good. And it's insane that this is actually amazingly listenable with the "lyrics" as they are. Thanks, Andre!
Trump on his way collecting the "LEGAL" Pakistani immigrates votes : 🕺🍦 K U L F I 🕺🍦
This needs a Grammy award. Fly him in.
My productions are meme tier... your sh*t always hits hard af man - respect.
holy crap this is soooo good! that bridge solo is epic!
Andre çok yeteneklisin. Bravo.
0:47 - 1:13 - such a great progression. @Andre please share some insights about which harmony/chords you used there and how the melody relates to it. Thank you very much
as a mostly self-taught drummer, i know very little about actual music theory, but that part was heavy AF and the pinch harmonic (right?) he threw in there at 0:58 was simply magnificent
This was perfect! I couldn't understand most of what he was saying, but he made a lot more sense to me than the guy who looks like him.
This is so creative and talented. I love it!
That double time part is insane ❤
Man loves his Kulfi!
this is what our life is. you can sing its total essence even in an ice cream advertisement..
his life must be tough, but he works it out
This song will be stuck in my head for the next week in a good way. Always love these creative metal fusions Andre!
Esse som ficou absolutamente GENIAL!!!
This kind of music behind Andre's creativity is the one for me, tone, groove melody, that is it folks🤘🤘🤘
THIS ROCKS!!!!
Makes a lot more sense than the US counterpart.
straight fire!
awesome bass riff!
OMG Totally Donald Trump.. I can see it. Finally a use for his mouth that I can get on board with!! 😂❤
Is any meme safe from you, Andre? Excellent work btw
Another great song André, with a mix of Gordon Ramsey, Donald Trump and Jay Leeno. 🤣🤣🤣
He's a great singer who had to make a living this way. He puts his heart into the song, despite probably having sung it everyday for decades.
Haha, love it!
I have been waiting for this since Trump song... excellent performance!
Sick solo!