Trash "Jokes" - 2 | Ghatia Comedy by Abhishek Upmanyu
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 26 ส.ค. 2024
- Maine apni zimmedari poori kardi yeh bata ki yeh jokes ghatia hain. aage tumhaari marzi.
Sound Mixing: Sohail Gandhi jo ki bohat he talented hai aur apna kaam dhang se karta hai, Unlike ME
Venue: The Habitat - Music and Comedy Cafe(Khar) jo ki bohat he sundar hai, unlike ME
he has a diffrent love for word "swaad"
Kis video me bola tha isne
Ha bhai kaisi lgi
Aa gya swad 😂
@@q1oud po*n wali m
@@srijoydey621 vase 'r' hatakar word ka meaning badal gaya kya😂😂😂😂
@@srijoydey621 aur isko dekh kar Aakash Gupta bolega, "Bahut accha censor kiya inhone, main toh deceive hi ho gya". 😂😂
Sahi pakde hai 😂
Maturity is when you realise trash jokes of abhishek are way better than real jokes of other comedians!😂
Kuchh bhhhiiiii !!!😂😅
@@unnatitapdiya7866 sahi me!😂😂 ek thumka laga dete na swaad hi ajata khane me😂 is this a trash joke?!!!
@@omjadhav8046 😂😂
Bhai bahot time se maturity ki definition khoj rha tha. Thanks btane ke liye.
Exactly!!!!
So this is how color blind Abhishek feels.
Underrated comment😆
underrated indeed
😂😂
He is not color blind in real life he just use that word for comedy purpose 😂
@@krishindian5857 no he is actually colourblind
Even his thrash jokes r funny. He makes me laugh n is one of my favourite comedian
kitne account se khud ke comment ko like kiya hai
Jitne account se modi ne khud ke videos ko like kia hai🤣
@@priyankadeka6443 kuch samajh nahi aaya
His style of delivering jokes is funny...
@@priyankadeka6443 modi ne kuch kar diya hai kya hr baat me modi
Yeh kaafi ghatia hai jokes. Par Ghatia jokes ka dard Main akele kyun Sahu. Tum log bhi lo.
Abhishek Upmanyu 😂😂😂
Khushi se bro...issi ke liye toh ham jeetey hain😄
Tumhara koi joke ghatia nahin hota, mate. Keep up the good work. Big fan here.. Waiting for more videos..
Bhai...tu time pass karva deta hai. Jeeyo.
bhai agli video kal subha 6 baje? 😜
Abhishek: pack kar do
Waiter: sir pack nahi kar sakte
Abhi: kyu?
Waiter: Daant me keede padenge!!!
Ankit Raj 😂😂😂
Idhar aao Manager Idhar aao... Baat karni hai.
Lmao 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣
I also thought of this 😂
Flag neeche nahi kia to?
I thought he will say, "daant me keede pad jaaenge"
hahah lol
Respect keede😂
Shubham Gupta am ur 1000th like😁
But turns out to be "Rod sameth tikke ghuser denge"
Barbecue nation I think.
biggest mistake of mine-
‘Having tea while seeing this’
🤣🤣 saame
lol
🤣🤣
@@tahir1982 toh kya bolte hai bhai?
@@akshatminda4797 bro it's taking tea..
Not drinking
This guy is hilarious no matter what he says.
That's what stand up comedy is: a funny person talking and not a person talking funny.
Yes I agree with u beautiful girl.
how does it feel getting 597 likes on a single comment 😂😀😍😍🌸
THE DESIGN REPUBLIC exactly how the prime minister felt when he got elected the second term. :)
@@Lexiamma appreciated🤗❤
The moment u said papa suno......i LMAO 😂😂😂😂😂😂
What the fuck is that "LMAO"...??? I see this more often these days....It's really irritating me...!!!!😡😡
@@umeshchoudhary6035 lmfaooo..🤣🤣🤣😂
@@umeshchoudhary6035 "laughing my ass off"
@@AyushGupta-yj8jz 😂 lmfao
Umesh Paliyal lmao
1M subscribers with Just 6 videos Only... 😰😰 #TALENT❤
With only 6 videos uploaded.
Absolutely amazing
1.6 now
@@shreyag503 he is just amazing..
Better than Zakir🤩🤩
@@vivekdutta6452 I don't know abt that... I don't wanna compare...cuz I really like zakir khan also
I wouldnt have noticed it without ur comment... I felt like ... Realllyyy...
OMG ...even his accent made me laugh
jldi aagyi video maine socha tha 1 saal or wait kro ab
Almna rathour plz mera video dekho aur channel ko subscribe karo...please
TECH ASPIRANT stop begging
Almna rathour saaame😂
Ashwati Rao lol😂😂😂
Almna rathour hehe
Ye video toh suru hote hi khatam ho gaya...
atish kumar ojha plz mera video dekho aur channel ko subscribe karo...please
Video duration is abhishek upmanyius sex life in a nutshell
True....😂😂😂
atish kumar ojha i agree
real don tu bhai " To go " ho jaaa jaldi
"Sir dekho na ye Kya h.." LMAO 😂😂😂
The way he try to control his own laugh😂
This video is shorter than GERMANY’s World Cup Participation..
😂😂😂
Actually it should have been longer
Oooofffff
and we want it longer than germany's world wars' participation... 🤣🤣🤣
wat😂😂😂
Power of ABHISHEK- even if he states that it's a bad video in the title , people still watch it
Chital Thakore plz mera video dekho aur channel ko subscribe karo...please
1:21 Dekho na sir kya hai ye dekho ye 😂😂
So true about the guys dancing in barbeque nation ... Had the same thoughts
ÑìdhíÑ Varghèsé Really😳That happens for real
Most of the buffet restaurants in Bangalore do so...if you have to celebrate b'day or anniversary or any other event..
Nidhi i think u are one of the dancer 💃??
That's so strange and funny if that actually happens😂🤣
@@Sakshi-gr6eo
It is not so in Jaipur. I don't know which BBQ is he talking about.
Abhishek- Bhaiya pack kar Dena
Barbeque nation - Our food is our food none of your food
Pin Pundri th-cam.com/video/NsuVC4i0YB8/w-d-xo.html
😂😂😂😂😂
Pin Pundri bakwaas picture hit hoker chali gai, lekin log abhi bhi aise dialogs chipka rhe h. Kya Hoga is desh ka.
tejas k Ha toh side Mai voh dekhra hai jiske muuh mai thusre hai
hahahahahahhahahahahaa
1:52 Ek thumka laga dete 😂😂😂
Nobody:
Literally nobody:
Me:
Khichdi wale video me yhi tshirt hai.
(my anxiety for no reason)
The best Indian stand up comic. Undoubtedly.
Who else think these trash jokes aren't trash at all and they actually bring smile on our face😃😃
BBQNation: Thode se paise me bahut sara khana dete hain. Mujhe pata nai tha waha packkkk nahi kara sakte. 😂😂
This is what I call a Happy Meal 😂
Bestest standup comedian ever!! His comic timing yar😂😂❤️😂
Like this video nahi to daant mein keede pad jayenge 😂😂😂
MaNDy SiDhU good one bruh
MaNDy SiDhU idhar aana jra ..idhar😂😂😂
Saurabh Singh 😂😂
mujhe tere masude bilkul bhi pasand nahi
(Sarcastic tone ke saath)daaaannnttt meee keedeeee padd jayengeeee
Even your bad jokes and pj's can make someone's day!!! Keep going like this bro 👍😁😁
When you realise even his trash jokes are better than bollywood comedy movies nowadays.😂
When his trash jokes are much funnier than ur friend's face.
1:29 what a rare sight! 😓
Vishwadeep Sonawane yeah!
what rare? i can't find that
Nishant Saxena bro he himself laughed ...I guess that's the rare sight
What's the big deal in that..?? His jokes are funny...why can't he giggle in between?
@@Leonaldo10 it's rare to see someone break his character...
abhishek is too gold to give away his full videos this easy .....man this guy is awsome.
@Abhishek, Your show in Toronto was out of the world...Frankly speaking after 25 minutes I was in a state where my brain could process the joke but cant laugh..no energy left...you are the best.
1:13 bbq nation main dal kaun kha raha hai be?
He has extends the already funny joke to make it hilarious. Like thumka from the waiter's dance.
Best stand up comedian hands down.
First stand up comedian jiski hr video Mene at least 5 bar dekhi hogi....love ur videos keep uploading....love ur way of saying....
Mere toooo ♥️🤗
U see.. Even his trash jokes are way better than other comedians' normal jokes😉😉
I keep watching ur stand ups again and again. U r amazing. Keep posting more ❤️
Exactly me too! I have watched his stand ups for so many times that i now remember the exact dialogues! 🙈
I take my friends to barbeque nation to save my money and as well as mere dost bahaut bare bhukkkar hai.
And one of the most irritating thing in BBQ
They will keep asking you how's the food in every 5 min which annoys me alot. Array Bhai khaane to do pehle
😂😂😂😂😂😂
bhai tumne dil ki baat bol di
Exactly yr..... This was pissing me off...
How dare u comment here
Then reply with mouth stuff with food. EVERY SINGLE TIME. Dare them to come back😈
1:35 the time he get serious
Bhai theek to hai na? Itna laba hibernation?...come back soon.....we all miss you....
Bhai Mara nahi hai vi
He is still doing standups but he posts youtube video only when he thinks it is fit for it.
Fact : This is not ur first time here.. 😂
#abhishek you are the best comedian ...hit 👍 like if you agree
I agree but I didn't hit like.
Lucifer beta tum yaha kya kar rahe ho, narak ka Kaam kon sambhal rha h Aajkal.
Lucifer 👏👍👏👍
Bhai, a gaye likes ke liye bheek maangne?! Aao aao, aur karo chutiyapa, "👍 Hit Like Of You Agree! 👍" ka.
Shivang P Swain ..aa gya bhai yha herogiri krne ..wrna us layak v nii h
No politics...No Vulgarity...Pure Comedy... Abhishek Upmanyu Rocks
Even his trash jokes are very funny
Best part- papa jara suno
Upmanyu bhai only 6 videos and 1.4M ....aur udhar log 150videos banate h tb 1M hote h iss hisab se 150videos me upmanyu bhai ke 30M subscribers ho sakte h ....missing your standup comedy bhai ....ek video toh upload kr de aur
Pagal hai kya?
Hey!!!! I came across your videos recently. I have already watched them a hundred of times(kidding , but yeah definately 10 times each ) by now..I FREAKING love your style. I was so excited to watch your show live..as this is a point in my life where I want to laugh the most. To my unfortune, I came to know...that you would not be in India till november..So that only leaves one option for me..to wait for your live show like a mad lover for like 4-5 months. I would request you to pls pls upload as many videos as you can. Pls keep us entertained through youtube.People need you
You call this trash? You made me laugh so hard I had tears in my eyes. 🤣🤣🤣❤️
"Ek thumka Laga dete"... OMG... Can't stop laughing yaar .. Abhishek you are too good..😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Ginni- Tell me ur wish.
Me- please arrange all videos of Abhishek's shows.
Make more for ghatiyas
Yaar me bhi kaafi dafa BBQ Nation gaya hu aur yeh sab cheeze observe ki hai, but tum inn cheezo ko apne comedy se bohat behatareen andaaz se bayaan karte ho yaar!!
Lajawaab ho yaar tum. Hats off Sir!!!!
AJ h
Bhai full episode post kro
Superb Abhishek.... Your words... Phrasing... Expressions... Everything perfect.... Keep it up... And upload more videos
Bhaiii aaap yaar mere paas words nhi hai u r absolutly amazing 💜💜
Where are you bro ?? We need more videos from you !!
Ur way of speaking , the way u connect topics is ABSOLUTELY amazing 👌👌
Love from Pakistan .
This guy is a genius, man! Loved it man!
Abhishek-Papa ek thumka lga do.. Swaad hi aa jayega
Uncle gives him a tight slap
"Aur aagya swaad"
When you realise his trash jokes are also better than any other comedian's joke😂😂😂😂😂
Am i the only one to like the video before even watching it just because of Abhishek Upmanyu
pradeep mehta I disliked this before anyone else
pradeep mehta Bhai pyaar h hmara toh
Abhishek Upmanyu haha
Thanks, this was getting too irritating
Yeah just you. We all prefer watching before liking 😂😂
Thank god u r alive dude....
Its awesome.....
"Sir dekho na kya hai ye"😀😀😀😀😀😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣 my god
I can't stop laughing after listen these words.,.
😂 Yrr yeh Abhishek kitna mazedar tha
I am sitting on railway station awaiting my train and watching your video and laughing out loud.
Swapnil Shinde plz mera video dekho aur channel ko subscribe karo...please
OMG don't let this video die 🤣
It was not trash.
Infact i love it.laughed way hard then any other stand up comedian full 10 min video
Bhai wese to puri life ye video dekhe tab b man Nahi bharega but ye dil mange more 🤪😜
Mn ne kaha agar jhanda neechy na karo to
kehene lagy woh daikho rod samait tikke ghusair rahy hn na........ lmfao😂😂
Your style is original and fantastic. You are getting better by the day. Keep the jokes coming.
Bhai iske bolne ke tarike se hi hasi ane lag jati hai + punch line 😂 deko na yeah kya hai sir
It isn't trash at all...u r so hilarious sir..no matter what u say🌸
Papon brother..
When he say swaad my whole tension go to rishte daro ke ghar pr
He is bloody talented person man god bless him
Har tension ko smile banade ye hi toh upmanyu ka style hai..............usse judge mat karo
Even his so called trash jokes are good lol
This lad's muted sarcasm is really good. This guy is going places. Not barbecue nation, but places
Subah subah yeh dekh liya, ab toh din boht acha jaayega 😂😂
Mujhe har baar cahiye a Khana khate huye 😂😂😂 I am die
"Swaadd" ...areee yarrr iskaa ye " aagye swaad" 😂😂😂👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻
Best comedian ever watched.....!!!!!😍😍😍😍😍
The Best Stand-up Comedian ❤
Dal ke chamach hawa Mai aatke hue 😂😂
Barbecue nation Mai dal 😁
bhai jb jaega to buffet m daal bhi khani pdegi
I just love this man 💕.. one of the best stand up comedian
Tikki udata hun ultd. Hai😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Harsh plz mera video dekho aur channel ko subscribe karo...please
Please upload more videos..love your comic sense
Even this man's trash jokes are much much better than the real jokes of the most..hats off
God... Waited for you sooooo long.... ! Your comic timing is incredible. Love u 😍😍😍
Abhishek sir ...please! Upload a video...even for once a month..I miss your stand up comedy😭😭😭😭
Bhai aur videos dekhni hai....plz jaldi upload na...
Btw u r the best
Video Lectures plz mera video dekho aur channel ko subscribe karo...please
His trash jokes are far better than others
Old version Abhishek upmanyu 😂😂
Full vedio kaha hai
Love💓💓 you bro n your works👏👏 I think u r the bst of all😍😍😍
Waiting for nxt videos 🙌😉😉
Pls add more videos..i liked your way of talking
Trash???
Reaction during the video😂😂😆😆🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Ur the comedy king bro....life u support it😎😎
Ashay Dhamankar plz mera video dekho aur channel ko subscribe karo...please
Wo rod samed tikke ghused rahe hain na... 😂😂😂
Dil ki baat keh di bhai..ankho me ansu aa gaye..unke jhande se nafrat hai mujhe ..
Yeh ....har shabd pe laughter lana ....awesome bhai....choti baat nahi h