I'm not sure how I feel about this.... I feel like I should laugh my head off that it's funny, but at the same time I'm kinda crying at how depressing it is.
My favorite part of the video is when he says,"Smooth and narrow, that's how it's supposed to be done... That's how other things are supposed to be done too.. but... you wont know about that until you're older..." And then he puts on this face and says really quietly,"Or me of course" Best thing he ever said
This is why I like Mark he does a wide range of stuff.He does rage games for those who like rage,he does funny for those who wanna to laugh,and he does horror.He's trying to make everyone happy.
Mark: Ah frick you, I'm trying to be nice for the kids. *dies* Mark: FUCK YOU!! I should be used to you contradicting yourself, Mark, but it still cracks me up when you do. xD
-quote- " ... " -un quote- (grammar Nazi), lol There's gotta be something good to come of it. Think of the moments where Marks recording seshs were able to aide his own introspection. Time now to go watch Death Dice Overload.
ElementKingaming Welcome to the Markiplier Community. Try not to anger his fans, because we are VERY lethal when it comes to Markimoo. But you probably figured that out already. Anyways, most of us are pretty chill otherwise.
i am sorry, i dont want to cause trouble, i dont want to fight millions of you guys Just for that xD (estoy realmente lo siento , español es mi lengua principal , así que si usted habla que gran lamento problemas para ustedes)
Is it just me, or is mark's hair just constantly perfect? I haven't even watched the video yet, and I'm paused at exactly. 0:01, and seriously- the man has better hair than I do. And I'm a chick.
"I've beaten hard games before" Says the guy that hasn't beaten Cat Mario, I Wanna Be The Guy and Gaiden, Unfair Mario, Give Up, Super Meat Boy, and the Dark Souls Happy Wheels level. Oh and Super Hexagon.
what's inside your mouse Mark? was there a joke that was about to happen or a fact? ....damn it. hate it when he gets distracted while in the middle of saying something interesting -_-
I knooooow....but its still a little irritating. :/ I like hearing about his thoughts. They're the reason why I know so much more about what's on the internet. :) So when he doesn't finish them, I feel like I missed out on something that I really wanted to know...even though there's a possibility that it was nothing at all but a thought that he just had. Either way, I'll move on from it...like I always do. v.v
Tipsy Yeah, I feel the same way. There's a reason why we love Mark's commentary. :) But as it's something he can't really be blamed for, I guess it's just something we all learn to shrug off. However sadly and reluctantly we do. :P
So true. I played TouHou 9 Phantasimagoria of Flower on INSANE! I was at the FINAL stage. Then I died. ;_; My worst Rage Quit Experience. How about you?
Conclusion: after playing for an hour straight, i have come to the brilliant conclusion of yes, it does help to not have pants while gaming. Thank you and good night.
2:36 "...You are a big sassy bitch ain-..." 3:48 "Smooth and narrow, thats how it's supposed to be done!.....Older than me of course." 5:53 "That is so much better.....(Intense groaning)......Ok, fuck me." 10:54 "You think that's quick? I've seen....ferris bueller concert!" (Kinda borderline here) 11:16 "Why? Why don't you tell me....I'm gonna have to take a shower now!" Any other joke was either blatantly sexual or not sexual at all. Was waiting for the Dota 2 update. Gonna go blow people up with techies now.
I played this on my desktop a lot when I was younger. Just got to highlight the icons in a set pattern and then hold down Shift and Ctrl to deselect a few and make patters with the box over my background. I played this game before it was even a real game. Keeping it real in the computing world! #NerdSwag Also making the number 8 with my mouse was pretty fun...
6:21 *Mark* : FREAK you !...trying to be a little kinder for the kids..* *Me* : owww that's the Mark that i know and love ! *Mark* : AHHH F**K OFF !!!!.. *Me* : aww..you'll never change Mark..you'll never change.... xD
Compartmentalization is the key, mark. One thing at a time. Try focusing on getting above the targets, then finding the targets and dragging down and waiting for them to cross into the field. If a target is neither a threat not the optimal target, ignore them if you can. For bosses, recognize the pattern of their moving attacks and try circular motion to keep your character in view even whilst looking at the boss. You seem to die the most when a boss moves or right after you drag a box, so focus more on where enemies are going to be and where you intend to be than actually finding things to kill to death.
markiplier how about instead of russian roulet with live aminution you do it with a nerf gun that has a cylinder so your doing russian roulet but without any death and no pain...unless you shoot your eyeball.
Was I the only one anticipating that he'd take his pants off on camera? >3> A-anyways! This game looks kinda fun. Like a "what are you doing?" "Ah nothin just shooting things b/c I can" sort of game. I like it owo
Statistically speaking the number four is the greatest lottery number, having been drawn more often than twenty four, twenty five, and yes even the exalted sixty nine.
It gets sweaty when I record and I have a huge fan going on in the background and my window is most of the time open so for someone who doesn't have that setup would probably getting their balls baked if they had pants on.
"That's a Space Ninja wielding the Master Sword, I am not okay with this." Can I just say that you're amazing? This may be one of my favourite quotes ever now.
lmfao Mark! why do you play these kinda games if you get really mad? also I love that you said "ok frick you! trying to be lil kinder for the kids." then you saaaaaaaaaay....."AHHHH FUCK OFF!" lmFao! oh Mark the things you do for our entertainment. I thank you so much. I love you and your videos. keep up the great and hilarious work! :)
Well given the situation, I believe that is the only thing I can feel and will ever feel again. I have seen the light of the eternal and am forever indebted to the comments section. I have been purified.
Mark great video your channel inspired me a while back to start my own channel It figured if anyone would be able to help me get more feedback it's my fellow fans thanks you guys and mark keep inspiring people :)
"You're just suck. You're the definition of ass."
Can't wait to own all my enemies with that line.
Make sure to put sunglasses on and have bad special effects explosions when you say it xD
DEAL WITH IT
My favorite line to say to my enemies is "Sorry, but i don't fight women, sir."
I'm sorry who are you saying this to?
ztykowork le epic reply: good because neither do i
Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let the other one off
O.o
That was actually pretty clever...lol
I see what you did there.
ba dum tss
I'm not sure how I feel about this.... I feel like I should laugh my head off that it's funny, but at the same time I'm kinda crying at how depressing it is.
And we'll never find out what's inside of his mouse...
Honestly! And btw YAS FELLOW FURS UNITE
And that day the evil mouse pointer flew through the galaxy slaying the peaceful alien race.
I watched your videos
Your awesome
My favorite part of the video is when he says,"Smooth and narrow, that's how it's supposed to be done... That's how other things are supposed to be done too.. but... you wont know about that until you're older..." And then he puts on this face and says really quietly,"Or me of course" Best thing he ever said
I think he said "older than me of course"
When the pants come off you know Mark means business.
Man, it gets serious at that point. "Doooooooooon't dick with me!" xD
Markipants. ;).
"Okay frick you" im trying to be a lil kinder to the kids... 1 seconds later "OH F*** OFF!!!" IM SO DEAD RN LOLOL
+Alysha Manalo Canoy RIP
Hello. Im rassins im dont no inglih
i know right
Same XDDD
+cool clod XD clod!
I used my innuendo counter, and you broke it. Thanks Mark, those aren't cheap you know.
"I'm trying to be kinder for the kids" Markiplier says right before he shouts "fuck you!" yeah, good job mark. really nailed it.
This is why I like Mark he does a wide range of stuff.He does rage games for those who like rage,he does funny for those who wanna to laugh,and he does horror.He's trying to make everyone happy.
Mark: Ah frick you, I'm trying to be nice for the kids.
*dies*
Mark: FUCK YOU!!
I should be used to you contradicting yourself, Mark, but it still cracks me up when you do. xD
Shall we call this one of your quote-on-quote "piss-poor choices in life"
Haha! I don't know why by I loled so hard at this!
-quote- " ... " -un quote- (grammar Nazi), lol There's gotta be something good to come of it. Think of the moments where Marks recording seshs were able to aide his own introspection.
Time now to go watch Death Dice Overload.
L Tischmann Did anyone else have a fucking idea about what this dude was saying?
Ouch. I'm doin me :P
Darksolja Put it down before it breeds!
"What is this douchery?" Markipier, 2014
2015*
GOD guys i didn't know ok, i started watching in march, please don't be mean, i'm a new youtube, im new to this stuff.
Olle the Healer Hey! Not nice! Some people are new to this, and I welcome them.
ElementKingaming Welcome to the Markiplier Community. Try not to anger his fans, because we are VERY lethal when it comes to Markimoo.
But you probably figured that out already.
Anyways, most of us are pretty chill otherwise.
i am sorry, i dont want to cause trouble, i dont want to fight millions of you guys Just for that xD (estoy realmente lo siento , español es mi lengua principal , así que si usted habla que gran lamento problemas para ustedes)
2:39 mark warped space-time....briefly.....
"Everybody knows that you game better without pants."
Yeah! Someone understands!
Is it just me, or is mark's hair just constantly perfect? I haven't even watched the video yet, and I'm paused at exactly. 0:01, and seriously- the man has better hair than I do. And I'm a chick.
hairgel iirc
***** I dunno. Wigs are terrible creations. No wig can look that fabulous.
For a long while his hair was a mess. He even tried using butter as hair gel for a video. Casual markiplier fan
Nick Carbaugh And sunscreen. xD Though certainly, butter wins for worst hair product ever.
Agreed
i keep forgetting mark is 3 hours behind me so i get really impatient
Haha, same here. :) It's scenarios like these when time difference sucks. :P
"Oh I can't make it big enough, that's what she said." 3:11
-Markiplier 2014
"Be a little nicer for the children" *says a cuss word*
XD when he's all like 'NOO DON'T SHOOT AT MEEEE' he sounded like those little whiney kids who play minecraft
The "tip" scenes were the best LMAO
Press the escape button
Curl up on the floor
Try not to cry
Cry alot
"Don't blow up, I just did my hair...NOW I GOTTA SHOWER AGAIN."
"I've beaten hard games before"
Says the guy that hasn't beaten Cat Mario, I Wanna Be The Guy and Gaiden, Unfair Mario, Give Up, Super Meat Boy, and the Dark Souls Happy Wheels level. Oh and Super Hexagon.
Dominic Perez you forgot I am bread.
He beat Fnaf tho :3
Mark played Darksouls?
The Dark Souls Happy Wheels level... But I think he may have played (or planning to play) the actual Dark Souls game..
and half of his fans still don't believe he beat Vanish.
9:32 Markiplier, u also completed the whole entire game Dishonored on "hard" difficulty
23 sexual inuendos and 11:12 "WHY DONT YOU TELL ME BEFORE YOU BLAM IN MY FACE?!" XDDDD
Thx i was wondering
"I'm trying to be kinder for the kids-OH F*** OFF!"
Mark: Im trying to be a bi nicer for the kids."
Me: yeah sure.
Mark: OH FUCK OFF!!!
Me: COULD HE HEAR ME?!?! O-O
XD
Lol.
Sunraise Skylight I knew this would be the first comment I saw lol
Same thing I said
THERE IS A POINT TO THIS GAME!!!!
Yeah,the point is...Always f**k potatoes.
julien houser HEY POTATOES ARE AMAZING
but I'm a girl o-o
Then get in a relationship with some spuds gurl! (BTW nice photo and name)
But relationships are too much drama screw tht and thx :3 pi pika pi
9:05 Markiplier:You won't get past ME. I'VE GOT THE PERFECT DEFENSE!
Pitcher:BET
*Ball goes past the "PERFECT defense"
2:24 his face and his tone of voice
'I- *sigh* is that a space potato?'
😂😂😂👌🏼
Big bug yes you- well shit
-mark
what's inside your mouse Mark? was there a joke that was about to happen or a fact? ....damn it. hate it when he gets distracted while in the middle of saying something interesting -_-
It's not to surprising with his diagnosis, and he does it with a lot of games. I think it's just a Mark thing that's something to chuckle at now. :)
I knooooow....but its still a little irritating. :/ I like hearing about his thoughts. They're the reason why I know so much more about what's on the internet. :) So when he doesn't finish them, I feel like I missed out on something that I really wanted to know...even though there's a possibility that it was nothing at all but a thought that he just had. Either way, I'll move on from it...like I always do. v.v
Tipsy Yeah, I feel the same way. There's a reason why we love Mark's commentary. :) But as it's something he can't really be blamed for, I guess it's just something we all learn to shrug off. However sadly and reluctantly we do. :P
Grammar nazi guy is a try-hard...
Ikr
Seems like Touhou experience would be really handy here.
My thoughts exactly.
I couldn't agree more.
So true. I played TouHou 9 Phantasimagoria of Flower on INSANE! I was at the FINAL stage. Then I died. ;_; My worst Rage Quit Experience. How about you?
Yes indeed
The closest thing we'll ever get to see Mark play Touhou
challenge guys. put your cursor over the video and when mark is in-game, try avoiding all obstacles including background stars and his boxes
Taylor Walker almost impossible
I am about t see if not having pants on really does help woth gaming. I shall report back when i have come to a conclusion. Wish me luck.
Conclusion: after playing for an hour straight, i have come to the brilliant conclusion of yes, it does help to not have pants while gaming. Thank you and good night.
N30phyt3 R3dg14r3 wow. just. wow. really?
N30phyt3 R3dg14r3 I find it amusing you're neophyte, because of that one scene in her drunken faygo stupor.
2:36 "...You are a big sassy bitch ain-..."
3:48 "Smooth and narrow, thats how it's supposed to be done!.....Older than me of course."
5:53 "That is so much better.....(Intense groaning)......Ok, fuck me."
10:54 "You think that's quick? I've seen....ferris bueller concert!" (Kinda borderline here)
11:16 "Why? Why don't you tell me....I'm gonna have to take a shower now!"
Any other joke was either blatantly sexual or not sexual at all.
Was waiting for the Dota 2 update. Gonna go blow people up with techies now.
We have now officially entered the post-techies era. *sighs*
The Markiplier References. I guess there are more sexual ones then just normal ones. But Normal is for normal people x).
6:58 You know, this reminds me of a certain animatronic that steals your batteries.
7:27 the fact that he didn't finish the sentence is probably gonna bug me all day...
innuendos made : around 28
7:41
*SHADOW CLONE JUITSU !!*
I played this on my desktop a lot when I was younger. Just got to highlight the icons in a set pattern and then hold down Shift and Ctrl to deselect a few and make patters with the box over my background. I played this game before it was even a real game. Keeping it real in the computing world! #NerdSwag
Also making the number 8 with my mouse was pretty fun...
O.O OMG I used to do the SAME thing!!!
#NerdSwag ? haha X3
I did the same thing, thought I was the only one.
Mark makes TinyBoxTim's with his mouse when he's bored. also #NerdSwag should be trending!
Great channel, I subbed!
2:50 basically what I say to myself when ever I play rouge-likes.
1:13 omfg I'm dying XDDD sarcasm at its finest
6:21 *Mark* : FREAK you !...trying to be a little kinder for the kids..*
*Me* : owww that's the Mark that i know and love !
*Mark* : AHHH F**K OFF !!!!..
*Me* : aww..you'll never change Mark..you'll never change.... xD
6:55 Did anyone else play along?
Me too!
Yeah!!!! Finally I felt alone! XD
10:28, YEAH ME TO MARK. XD
"Hello everybody! My name is Markiplier and welcome to Point Perfect! A rage _cinducing_ g-fghgfhfgfgh!"
Best intro in history ;)
Again, sorry Mark you beat the Velocibox DEMO... XD
IMPOSSIBLE LET'S PLAY!!!! Eat a tablespoon of ghost pepper sauce and play the game
Yes!!!!!!
Impossible Let's Play. Eat one Californian Reaper. Play any easy game. You will lose.
I think he did that already.
Impossible Let's Play: Everytime he dies, Mark has to listen to one line from a JB song. He'll be sobbing in mere moments! >:D
Bleh bleh bleh! It's helping!!! Bleh bleh bleh! shut up it's helping! Get the reference?
mark watch your language, my 6 year old dog was watching this, now she keeps telling me to 'fuck off' xD
This is important
+TheDonutMaster yea your dog said that
+TheDonutMaster or you called someone a dog
+DOPEX TOXIC yes hello hi it's a joke.
+phanic! at the disgo away you're name i can't. these fandoms tho
WASN'T SPACEBALLS A MOVIE !?
Yes it was and it was hysterical
__
:I---->-----
7:26 WHAT IS INSIDE OF YOUR MOUSE!?
5:08 that is sure "nice for the kids"
If you hate it Marky we love it ;3
Just the natural way of life, isn't it? xD
are you still alive?
About 21 innuendos
*xD Really nice! Anyone else love it whens Mark rages. :3*
When he reaches the point of sarcastic, sassy comebacks, that's when I really love it. xD
xD
I do
I love when mark says something really weird and he just looks at the camera like 'idek what i just said'
I think Mark is one of the only TH-camrs that doesn't ask for a like at the end of every video which makes me want to like it even more.
+Lindsey Bonfiglio. you have a good point there!
nice cursor
Liam Patchett Thanks
Nice cow.
That profile picture has thirst trap written all over it.
Here's a cup of water. You sound thirsty
Liam Patchett Nice comment.
23 sexual innuendos
.......nope....just....nope
He did over 9000 sexual comments
+nyankitty260 I agree
+nyankitty260 i think he did 69 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
he acutually did 43.5
I counted xD
+Atharasiumth .5?
Aww man, the dead meme guy is here.
From Asteroids to Galaga references, you can tell that the creator of this game had a lot of love for the classics.
Compartmentalization is the key, mark. One thing at a time. Try focusing on getting above the targets, then finding the targets and dragging down and waiting for them to cross into the field. If a target is neither a threat not the optimal target, ignore them if you can.
For bosses, recognize the pattern of their moving attacks and try circular motion to keep your character in view even whilst looking at the boss. You seem to die the most when a boss moves or right after you drag a box, so focus more on where enemies are going to be and where you intend to be than actually finding things to kill to death.
This game is ON POINT
get it
Cleb-Ster lol
You should play this game on one of your impossible lets plays :D
***** Probably cause PDP played it.
Toa of Gallifrey no.
Stop.
Brazzers CumStorm That name again....
Amanda Johnson what do you mean again?
markiplier how about instead of russian roulet with live aminution you do it with a nerf gun that has a cylinder so your doing russian roulet but without any death and no pain...unless you shoot your eyeball.
just a thought
That's somewhat suicide encouraging, I don't think he'd go for this one
Kace A STFU if someone is depressed or stupid enough to kill there self its their fault not marks or smeone else
Mark has said he doesn't wanna do that because it's stupid and encourages suicide.
How about an impossible challenge with lego pieces glued to a treadmill?
watching Mark's videos in double speed is WAY better that watching in normal speed
"Everybody knows you game better without pants on! It's just common knowledge."
-Markiplier
Was I the only one anticipating that he'd take his pants off on camera? >3>
A-anyways! This game looks kinda fun. Like a "what are you doing?" "Ah nothin just shooting things b/c I can" sort of game. I like it owo
>seen quicker snakes in a dick orgy.
Lel
***** I know! You know shit has hit the fan when mark has to take off his pants
No,I was too
Okay Mark, I think we get the... POINT! Get it?
www.quickmeme.com/img/12/12710061ec1b8ec6b7fa09807a2b4f6c7c208950ddab1952d95037fcb0c754fc.jpg
Majora's Gamer lol
Wanna know whats better than 24?
***** Hehehehehehe... 69
Statistically speaking the number four is the greatest lottery number, having been drawn more often than twenty four, twenty five, and yes even the exalted sixty nine.
***** LMAO
triple 7
666
This is probably my favorite video besides the first table tug
I NEVER REALISED THAT MY FAVE MARKIPLIER VID CAME OUT ON MY BIRTHDAYYYYYYY
look at dat face, it's glorious
Velocibox wasn't this hard and you just played the demo.
I'm gonna teach you how to play buttball.
Step One:Don't tell your parents
Step Two: ....
DON'T TELL YOUR PARENTS!
Yoru Okami well shit! I cant play buttball! time to get out of your basement now
Xenowing brutelkiller W-Who says your getting o-out..
but mr Wilson hates people in his basement. and I took his floaty coins
Shh, let him enjoy for now...
Do you actually have your pants off?
He almost always has his pants off when he records/
CURSE you
It gets sweaty when I record and I have a huge fan going on in the background and my window is most of the time open so for someone who doesn't have that setup would probably getting their balls baked if they had pants on.
9:18 xD I actually laughed pretty hard. Love me some sass
"That's a Space Ninja wielding the Master Sword, I am not okay with this."
Can I just say that you're amazing? This may be one of my favourite quotes ever now.
Mark, you should come to PAX east
Someone told me he did and I legit cried inside. Tickets are so hard to get...
Ikr he should!!
InsanityWolfTM Actually all contractions starting with I and I when alone need to be capitalized for grammatical correctness.
Grammar Nazi Leader And the grammar Nazi strikes again XD
Actually he/she/it and I have no connection, I am just passionate about my native language.
6:17 WATCH OUT SAM WINCHESTER YOU HAVE A BITCH FACE COMPETITION WITH MARKIPLIER
Carlie Fernandez I SEE IT I ALMOST SCREAMED
+Carlie Fernandez XD Sam has got a rival
+Carlie Fernandez OMG! That's Amazing! Thanks You For Pointing That Out! X3
LUUUUUCCCCKKKKKKYYYYYYY FFFFFLLLLLLAAAAAANNNALLLLLLLL
"I've seen quicker elbows in a Ferris Bueller concert." That is just gold. Pure fucking gold.
Love seeing Markiplier play, love his jokes, hate seeing him frustrated and raging... :(
I'm not being racist is markiplier asian
He's Korean and Hawaiian
He's Korean and German
Katrina Rowan Where did you get Hawaiian from?
Emily Tichenor he was born and raised in Hawaii if im not mistaken
Emily Tichenor His draW my life
I would never play that game
It sounds hard
thats what she said
Welcome to the 301 club! How tough are ya?
I want to eat ur cookies i give u 69 dollars for the. They look delicious and im very tough thnx( sry it was a preety bad joke)
How tough am i? HOW TOUGH AM I? I said "first" and was told to shut up and only cried for 2 minutes...
HALLO!
Tough enough.
Theses jokes doee
4:05 it suddenly turns into Undertale
is anybody else supposed to be asleep but instead is watching Markiplier on youtube at 1 in the morning
lmfao Mark! why do you play these kinda games if you get really mad?
also I love that you said "ok frick you! trying to be lil kinder for the kids." then you saaaaaaaaaay....."AHHHH FUCK OFF!"
lmFao! oh Mark the things you do for our entertainment. I thank you so much. I love you and your videos. keep up the great and hilarious work! :)
1. Raging is often hilarious.
2. Hard games are the most satisfying to beat. Or get a high score at.
Why were you wearing pants to begin with?
So disappointed, Mark. So disappointed... :P
Mark
Can you just
Love me pls
6:55 best noise Mark has ever made
The game mocking would definitely set me over the edge.
You're perfect.
Dank?
Haylee Muse Dank translated to thanks, hahaha
Wow, in the early commenter club. Fun.
Anyways, Hi Mark!
Don't you feel so special? X3
Well given the situation, I believe that is the only thing I can feel and will ever feel again. I have seen the light of the eternal and am forever indebted to the comments section.
I have been purified.
Westley Streepy some deep shit man,made me rethink my whole life xD
I can't even... X'D
Westley Streepy That's not purification you're feeling. You just happened to kneel in the center of the circle jerk man...
Mark great video your channel inspired me a while back to start my own channel It figured if anyone would be able to help me get more feedback it's my fellow fans thanks you guys and mark keep inspiring people :)
•-•
༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ
***** GG
Hunter Anderson Yeah :(
Hunter Anderson shut up dude
5:50 that's what she said. (Check chicken walk for nicest comment)
Now all I wanna do is watch Mark play Velocibox.
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