Say whatever you want at least this version of DSP had some level of edge and entertainment value as obnoxious as it is... Now he's just a joyless generic fake run of the mill white-bread streamer
Phil, nobody would care that you didn't level up if you hadn't spent the whole game complaining that your enemies' attacks were more powerful than yours. They were more powerful because you didn't level up.
I've never seen anyone, including TH-cam made sex jokes that much. It's so much, it's not even funny anymore. I can imagined my 12/14 y/o self cringed over this.
This has to be one of Phil's worst playthroughs. The sheer amount of disgusting jokes, claims of "bugs", blaming literally everything but himself, refusing to upgrade weapons for some reason...fucking embarrassing stuff
I recently played this game for the first time yesterday, and watching DSP play hurts my brain. It's crazy seeing how he still makes the same excuses in his current day gameplays when it's honestly him not reading and user error.
he collected so many orbs..i always put every drop of red orbs i had because i wasn't patient enough to get more but i managed to get my blades and everything maxed,but this dude doesn't even upgrade his weapons wtf no wonder he sucks
How do you suck at God Of War especially the old ones of course unless you play at very hard or somethin Also when he said he was dodging against hades all he was doing was trying to hit hades and not even trying to dodge
Hmm.. the Aphrodite scene.. anyone else think he's over compensating just a fucking tad little bit? He has a very pre teen like reaction to a lame video game sex scene.. the dude is definitely in the closet..
I could've swear when i platinumd this game, kratos would double jump when i actually double pressed jump button... Dunno how dipshitphil fails miserably at double jumping...😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 The first thing i thought when i saw the flesh trying to crawl back to hade was i had to hit it to prevent it. Takes dsp an absurdly amount of tries to figure that one out...
+christopher olmeda I didn't make this, this is just a mirror of imjustsomeasshole's TIHYDP of God of War 3. He closed his account, and it would be a shame to lose this video
18:00 my God Philbert, just stop playing games. I watched his play through of the original God of War and I almost threw up. His blatant disregard for the tutorials is just beyond words. I know this video is older but still. The only positive is that if anybody feels bad about their skills in games, just watch TIHYDP.
Well that was disappointing. For a playthrough where he didn't upgrade at all, I was expecting a lot more salt. I actually laughed at a few of his jokes. Bugged lolcow mechanics.
im only a decent player and i platinumed the remaster in 3 days lol, first run took me ~6 hours because i colected everything.....its a miracle how someone can be soooo damn bad at his difficulty 🤣
Say whatever you want at least this version of DSP had some level of edge and entertainment value as obnoxious as it is... Now he's just a joyless generic fake run of the mill white-bread streamer
Phil, nobody would care that you didn't level up if you hadn't spent the whole game complaining that your enemies' attacks were more powerful than yours.
They were more powerful because you didn't level up.
Thanks for being a mirror of This IS How You Dont Plays. I will be trying to put them back on the list.
i'll admit that i am not that good at god of war, but even I didn't have that much difficulty with poseidon and hades this is painful to watch
Hades on chaos difficulty tho
@@ardasevmis7583 thank you for the ptsd
15:05 First time I hear a normal laugh from Phil.
that's basically DSP in every action RPG he plays, just spam hit to the enemy and tank everything that comes at him
Didn't he say that "I've come full circle" shit when he played the new God Of War? And then here he was like "Eh, I've only played the first one."
"Santa Monica Studios? I thought Santa Monica was a city." - DSP.
I've never seen anyone, including TH-cam made sex jokes that much. It's so much, it's not even funny anymore. I can imagined my 12/14 y/o self cringed over this.
This has to be one of Phil's worst playthroughs. The sheer amount of disgusting jokes, claims of "bugs", blaming literally everything but himself, refusing to upgrade weapons for some reason...fucking embarrassing stuff
Idk his metal gear rising playthrough was pretty bad
@@GuyOnTheInternet53 dsp having bad playthroughs is just one of the rules of nature
I wouldn’t say it’s AS bad as his MGS playthroughs but it’s still pretty bad.
I recently played this game for the first time yesterday, and watching DSP play hurts my brain. It's crazy seeing how he still makes the same excuses in his current day gameplays when it's honestly him not reading and user error.
"Why did they put the o over the hit counter?" Can he not count past 12 or something?
Phil should've switched to Spartan (Easy) difficulty cause he sucks so much on Normal difficulty.
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When DSP Refers Zeus as Santa Claus is funny.
both have white hair and beard so yes zeus is santa
The team is "Santa" Monica studios, therefore it IS Santa Clause 🎅
the sex scene fuckinh blew me away kalgon
he's playing the idiot difficulty
he collected so many orbs..i always put every drop of red orbs i had because i wasn't patient enough to get more but i managed to get my blades and everything maxed,but this dude doesn't even upgrade his weapons wtf no wonder he sucks
Well he’s dedicated I’ll give him that, it’s honestly kind of nice to see the numbers go up that high.
Question is, did he knew how to access the upgrade menu?
Why the fuck did he go through the whole game without upgrading anything?
cuz he's dumb
Eliza Nooby he’s a dumbass. But just proves to you that it’s possible to beat the game on weapon level 1.
32:34 LMAO there's always a fucking fanboy Hahaha!!!!
"That's the end of the winpiest God of them all." Welp posiedon just served Phil his rear end on a silver platter. Self reflecting phil🤔
13:02
How do you suck at God Of War especially the old ones of course unless you play at very hard or somethin
Also when he said he was dodging against hades all he was doing was trying to hit hades and not even trying to dodge
I was gonna say
Titan and chaos modes are ballbusting wtf
The Hades boss is so painful to watch lol.
He had problems with picking easy mode again lol.
😂😂😂😂 I can’t stop laughing at that part
beats this stupidly with no upgrades chat or guides. Now he's all about cheese and guides. He really did change....
Has he never played God of War 2? Cuz i only can find 1, 3 and the 2018 game.
Yep, he never played GoW2.It's a shame it would definitely make for a funny TIHYDP
@@dntremad8290 i hope the ps5 will have like a god of war collection then it will happen
Hmm.. the Aphrodite scene.. anyone else think he's over compensating just a fucking tad little bit? He has a very pre teen like reaction to a lame video game sex scene.. the dude is definitely in the closet..
Jesus his mocking of the plot is disgusting
ack ack ack!
I can't believe how little time he spent on that music puzzle. Gamers far more skilled than him have torn their hair out over it.
I'mjustsomeasshole. Best name ever.
In can't wait for you to do the new one XD
Apart of me wants to believe people are just toxic to him and then this happens.
I completed this on both PS3 and PS4 on hard mode, I swear they should make an idiot difficulty mode for Phil!
George Minton 😂😂😂😂😂
hes so childish its not even funny
I know right?? Sheesh his commentary has always been horrible lol
Ikr? He srsly needs to grow up.
It's kind of funny.
It IS funny. But it is the "laughing AT him" kind of funny
It’s definitely funny
Even though I am a lot better than Phil at this game, the flying part took me 3 hours to get passed.
This is so funny and embarrassing for him
I could've swear when i platinumd this game, kratos would double jump when i actually double pressed jump button...
Dunno how dipshitphil fails miserably at double jumping...😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
The first thing i thought when i saw the flesh trying to crawl back to hade was i had to hit it to prevent it. Takes dsp an absurdly amount of tries to figure that one out...
there is also a possibility that his controller was broken and doesn't have money to get one
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Phil will only continue to get worse at games as he gets older and older and his reflex skills get slower and slower xD
god he is so bad now much worse
Lol skill and determination
did he play it on spartan?
God when I first played this game I was 100 times better than he was, and I was a 14 year old with mild autism
you finally made a new video
+christopher olmeda I didn't make this, this is just a mirror of imjustsomeasshole's TIHYDP of God of War 3. He closed his account, and it would be a shame to lose this video
+The 0utsyder you should make them I think you would do a good job but I could understand with putting up with editing Phil's bullshit
Hey Outsyder, did this user also make the GOW Ascension TIHYDP? I can't find it anywhere.
Not that I'm aware of. I don't think anyone has made TIHYDP GoW Ascension. At least I'm almost positive imjustsomeasshole didn't
The 0utsyder
I'm pretty sure there was a TIHYDP of GoW Ascension, but I can't find it anywhere.
Funny while he's struggling with a game i completed this game on nightmare mode
Wow, you are playing a game better than phil does? That must take real effort. You must feel so proud *rolls eyes*
its like saying this child couldn't beat the game. nightmare mode was not that bad btw
1:00:07 I seen way better censoring than this. this might be the worst censoring that I'd never seen on this platform.
@Anonymous 2000 wow wth are you serious this guy might be the lazeist person on this platform thanks for pointing that out.
So since hes a virgin in real life thats why he makes so many awful sex jokes?
He’s married dood!
"IM MARRIED STOOPID"!
Game never explains
The way he saves annoys me so bad.
18:00 my God Philbert, just stop playing games. I watched his play through of the original God of War and I almost threw up. His blatant disregard for the tutorials is just beyond words. I know this video is older but still. The only positive is that if anybody feels bad about their skills in games, just watch TIHYDP.
This is hard for me to watch
Well that was disappointing. For a playthrough where he didn't upgrade at all, I was expecting a lot more salt. I actually laughed at a few of his jokes.
Bugged lolcow mechanics.
Did anyone notice how he doesn't use the olympus sword? He's a troglodite
im only a decent player and i platinumed the remaster in 3 days lol, first run took me ~6 hours because i colected everything.....its a miracle how someone can be soooo damn bad at his difficulty 🤣
He ruins every game👍