JEREMY LYNCH: The Internet's Biggest Manchild!
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 24 พ.ค. 2020
- Rank Bank 6: JEREMY LYNCH!
Jeremy Lynch now has a TikTok. In this episode I thought I'd check it out, and recreate some of the cringier ones. Also, I apply to become the third member of the F2 Freestylers...
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Thanks for watching, you bunch of wet yoghurts. - ตลก
*Mum comes in while i'm listening to the song*
mum : tf u listenin to
me: ART MUM, ART
Didn’t ask
Chol Akuany mate i can just tell how fkn annoying you are from this comment, who tf asked for you to comment
Keirawlsn _ your dad ohh wait he left
@@cholakuany9184 wow creative comment, that aren't funny good job, how'd you come up with that insult that everyone uses
Chol Akuany nah I left him to be fair
The disgust in Jack’s face watching the tiktoks is just perfect
Yay I'm ur 1000 like
“Swaz” just sounds like slang for taking a piss. “Be right back just going for a swaz”
Pretty sure this is used as slang in some parts
Yeah, wazz
No way. You must be taking the swaz
Don’t disrespect jezza like that. He might have made some mistakes but don’t give him shit. He has worked his ass off to be where he is today. I can’t believe 1 video changes ur perspective of him. Smh yall gonna call me a snowflake for this but I don’t care because I learned more than half my tek from him. I swear y’all just love digging up dirt to ruin someone success.
@@gords123official3 bruh hes a terrible person but im not doubting his footballing ability. Like ik hes amazing at footie but thats not relevant to what we're talking about
Did Jezz not see the irony of what he was saying...they were telling him hes the 'best on the ball at the club' as they were releasing him...
Mate they released me so that Henry could have the chance to shine and not get replaced by me in the first team
I think he heard "Ball" instead of "Dole"
NICK_DA _WASTED_PUG also that aswell
Of course not, he's delusional
How do you muppets not get he was possibly joking ??
Even Simon Cowell said Jeremy was arrogant and cocky when he was on BGT. Funniest shit I've ever seen.
think you're forgetting about that time that guy turned into a pickle
Matthew Sammons he turns himself into a pickle Morty 😂😂😂
@@MattSammons111 and he built armor out of a dead rat yeahh
Wasn't expecting that absolute BANGER at the end, was a borderline real song ffs 🤣
Bradley Scott pls tell me what the song is from with the backing music hahaha it’s bugging me so much
It’s coz Alfie Indra wrote it and sung it. Listen on spotify he’s class
@@laurenmiller3955 Dont look back in anger RIP off, probs what your thinking of
I also need to no what the original song is
@@laurenmiller3955 thank god i found your comment, almost had an aneurism trying to figure it out
When Jeremy says ‘you haven’t seen the WhatsApp group’ look at Billy’s face. He is sooooooooo embarrassed.
Tbf billy looks embarrassed in a lot of videos with swazz
He was jealous that I have won the bellend’dor
When he was 15 years old, Jeremy Lynch gave the Arsenal invincibles their only loss by himself...
The effort this guy puts on his vids. Sets up a Christmas tree and gets and Arsenal jersey with Lynch on the back just to film a video about bloody Swaz
Respect
KevinK78 1 how does this have 1.3k likes and no replies?
I woulden't put up the Christmas tree for a Million 😂
My mates funnier than him
@@jeremyswazlynch5795 Ok Boomer!
The song is actually a bop tho
Jago Hurley can you please tell me what song the backing music is from it’s bugging me so much hahaha
@@laurenmiller3955 It's an original
Millsygaming 1104 it sounds so familiar !!
Lauren Miller I think it’s Wonderwall
@@laurenmiller3955 it reminds me of Liam Gallaghers - Once
Spent my life thinking rascal was the mens range in primark
SAME
This one hurts. Like many others, the F2 were a huge part of my childhood. I remember watching their crazy skills videos and the collabs they did with football’s biggest stars. I genuinely looked up to them. Bill AND Jeremy.
trust
Idk why he’s hating so much his content is for kids of course he’s gonna be like that I don’t agree with the stuff he does or his tik tok but if you were 9 you would fs
@@nicobair8405 But bro if he’s making content for kids he should realise those kids look up to him like a role model.
@@mr.pay2win176 ok, what's your point?
Separate the art from the artist it’s insane to me how people can’t understand this
“He’s better on the ball than Thierry” 😂😂😂
I more shocked at the fact he believes he was better on the ball than Bergkamp... I'm a Man Utd fan and still to this day Bergkamp remains in my eyes on of the best players to ever play in the Premier league and without a doubt the best player on the ball.
A MacG
Wait til you realise he actually said that
@@FleX_94 he was joking ffs
seems you dont understand subtle jokes
Bergkamp ain't got nothing on Swazz...
“Trying to cover up the internal pain of a man who’s been blocked by Arsene Wenger on WhatsApp” 😭😂😂
Arsene Wenger definitely has no clue who he is, but I'm sure swaz would say he shagged him
Ben O'Keefe Of course 😂
@@benjrokeefe What do you mean? a high profile youngsters like Swas has Henry in his pocket 😂😏
Made me piss😂😂
i feel so bad for Billy, my guy has to put up with a manchild
Cry virgin
Honestly I don’t really care if he’s is a murderer or rapist i still like f2 videos so much
Jesse Lingard If you’d openly disregard the actions of a murderer or a rapist because they make some decent footy videos, you should evaluate your fucking mentality mate.
I don't feel too bad for him... I'd happily swap places (and wages) if he's had enough!
@@silloweet honestly if you’re still watching the F2 in 2020 then it’s clear who the actual virgin is
So you out a christmas tree up, wrapped presents and bought his merch for it all to have a small part of the video. Wow.
You're too good for us jack🥺
Glad you appreciate, but it was all Fiona!
AppleRaple that’s clearly not his leech he drew that on😂🤣
oath
Think it was just a white t-shirt that rascal was drawn onto 👌
Goawayusoggycarrot not much difference tbh
did he actually set up a full on Christmas tree for this
Clearly not
Elliot Sharlott 😂
Yep. I did. On the hottest day of the year...
And a lynch gunners kit😂
Surprised not to see the advent Callander sneak into the frame
Bfor i watched this, i actually liked jezza now i just realised how cringey he is😂😂😭😭
You will literally find others on tik tok 100 times worse than him
leonardo di caprio wtf are u doing on this Video Leo ?
Lewandowski
That’s true and it just really sad to see
So true ahahah
My little brother burnt his rascal tracksuit after watching this video 😂
eh good on him
Stop
Wait doesn't billy own the company?
That’s his childhood gone lmao
"Kinda looks like Drake if Drake lost all his money". He likes hitting his bars too, good old swazzy swastika.
I feel bad for billy, he doesn’t seem that bad a lad
FTW Bruh yea he’s decent gezza
When I met them Billy was the nicest guy signing stuff and jez wouldnt take a photo with anyone
Brighton Fan#1 it’s because billy doesn’t have an big ass ego that thinks he was better than arsenal on 06
@@ashtonmabe8900 Mate this dude is replyin to shit he said years ago, I don't get the point of this video.
Met billy he is a really good guy
Jeremy Lynchable is actually a madness
Yeah I hate the guy but nah mate
Yeah that wasnt too groovy lmao
Idk why people hate him
Just casual racism
@@woodsy.2977 what a Pratt
Me:Jeremy is a loser
12 years old rabona lovers: You don't know what Jeremy means to me
he isnt a loser tbf
@@TekkzFooty10 did u watch the video
@@JD-ky9ys this video just pointed out his embarrising side, and I could quite lietrally make another 20 min video about his entertaining and inspiring side, so yeah this video isnt enough to call him a loser
@@Mark-mh3fc go on then
Alfie didn’t have to hit the vocals so hard for that song. The boys really delivered.
@Jessica Simpsons stfu
He didn’t need to hit them hard nah
Jessica Simpsons wtf
Amity Goldring Hahahaha thanks
Jessica Simpsons ...sket
The fact jack doesn’t have more than 3 mil at least is a crime
3? Should be 20 million
Oeks Lohk your name is worth loads in scrabble
JaackMaate can you reply to this
@Oeks Lohk Yeah, if you had a point to begin with. You got mugged off!
@Oeks Lohk OUCH! You got him! What a genius comeback! 😐
The effort this guy puts on his vids. Sets up a Christmas tree and made a whole music video respect
He looks like an estate agent killed me 😂😂
"HE LOOKS LIKE AN ESTATE AGENT"
will probably get on Season 3 of Selling Sunset
‘About to offer you a great deal on a semi-detached’😂😂😂 this guy is a savage
I felt that when he said Thierry Henry, cos like, you can't get on that level.
I actually still can’t believe swazz tekkers claimed that😂 we’re talking about the greatest prem player ever here
@@vangledoshwoah there bud
"he looks like hes about to offer you a great deal on a semi detached" the irony that Jeremy is the only semi detached thing in this video
Genuinely never heard of this Jezza before and still got a good laugh out of it.
enigmaticstatic 7 ooo big man
@enigmaticstatic 7 Bit weird, coming to someone's video to tell them you don't give a shite like.
The thing with Jaack is he mixes comedy with serious points. Easy watching - but yet you take away some serious ideas and context. He is TH-cam’s Charlie Brooker.
He's the youtube version of Russell Howard
Payet Squaddd thinking more TH-cam Charlie Brooker
How is black mirror easy to watch lol?
Very well said Thomas! I completely agree. 🥰
Anticlimactic Stegosaurus less the black mirror stuff more his Wipe series on the BBC - very funny and sarcastic and Jaack reminds me of his style a lot.
Don’t think Jack realized what he was saying when he said Lynchable 😂😬
I know i was like 😳🤭
Yeeeeah that was a bit cringe. Luckily he's not American or that could have come off waaaay worse lol.
I mean what else could he have thought it meant
@@bludangell exactly lol American blacks are super fragile
"He looks like an estate agent" I lost it hahaha
Same lol
Jack really put up Christmas Decorations, including a big tree, bought an Arsenal T-shirt with Lynch on the back, made a whole song and video and bought Rascal Merch just for this video
Mad respect
lol he drew on a white shirt for the rascal
@@jamiecross1677 could of fooled me.
@@rhihughes9204 same, the merch must actually be that awful
For a dude that’s “better” then the unbeatable Arsenal team, Robert Pires did more in the Wembley cup age 40+ then 31 year old (prime) Lynch and he played in double the games Pires has in the Wembley cup...
The word ‘than’ exists mate
Cant even argue with that
@@yodudeHQ so does supercalifragalisticc
wasn’t as good on the ball though 🤣🤣
Why does everyone hate him? I really like Jeremy and this idiot just makes fun of him for no reason. Jeremy hasn’t done anything to this idiot
I needed to see that thank you 😂 your so talented !!! Subscribed!!
Drake: God's plan
Swaz: God's backup plan
“You don’t need a mask when you’re with me” - slightly ironic in our current situation Mr Swaz
hhahaha i get it lol because of coronavirus loolll hahahah totally got it loooool
he gives me Jay from the inbetweener vibes, "I was the best on the team, and I was only fifteen" is a prime example
Syan Fardyga he was being sarcastic
Bagpuss 2.0 didn’t seem sarcasm to me
@@rory9373 you're brain dead if you think he was being sarcastic.
I did not expect the song I’m fully crying tears
Isn’t that what you usually do when you cry
There was actually alot of effort put into this video. I'm impressed
It honestly feels like we’ve fallen through into an alternate universe seeing Jack this often ahahaha
Legend has it Thierry Henry learned all his skills and technique from a 15 year old Jeremy "Swazz" Lynch
😂😂😭😭😭😭
Quality
So much time for this , brilliant
The bit when jacks reacting to the dancing tiktok and he reminds us and says “at least he didn’t have to give the Arsenal kit back.. least they could do for the best on the ball player at the club… including the first team” amazing hahahahahha 🤌🏻
This guy is the biggest JL hater of all time🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Wouldn’t you be? He’s a right knobhead
Shoutouts to the ultimate quarantine entertainer 😂❤️
He doesn’t care about his past or his history
You also don't need a mask when you're with him
Genius lmao
Miner A6 nah man he’s the best player on the arsenal squad and best rapper
Louis Bryant What a tune
This is literally comedy Gold when jack start the song 😹😹had me dying
We need more of these parody songs so funny
Has he ever held a pound like it’s a slab of wet salmon, just like “Alfie Dayes” tho?🤔
He wipes his arse with 50 pound notes
No one can stop Jeremy lynch in his la Lamborghini
Jack's humour is what being British is all about.
Top lad
Thank fk we ain't in the USA where nearly every form of banter is considered offensive.
YB ONE I wouldn’t say they isn’t a few snowflakes in the uk tho
@@ybone8709 We ain't in the UK where a joke can send you to jail
@@ybone8709 well obviously not and not everyone likes dark humor as much as you brits
You've not been to Scotland my man, this sorta humour ain't gonna cut it up here.
Most accurate thing I’ve ever seen mate hahahaha
I glad you’re focusing on Happy Hour more and that you enjoy it more, I don’t find your commentary vids that funny(but your criticisms are usually on point) but I always crack up when listening to the podcast.
Keep it up mate
Me: Jack would never make a song like Danny Gonzalez or James Marriott
Jack:
"You don't need a mask when you're with me"
Well that aged well
Mate you are an absolute crease up, had me in stitches, cant believe ive only just seen this 🤣
the song at the end killed me hahahahhaha
The worst part is I think even billy would laugh at that song 😂
I agree. I well like Bill tbf!
@@jaack hahah he definitely hates jizzer
@@jaack HENRY LEART TEKJERZ FROM HIM
I can't get the "he's got SWAAAAAZ" out of my head
You just have to applaud the commitment to this video 😂😂 love it
Yo this song slapssss 🤣 love the video dude!
That’s honestly one of the most depressing comedy songs I’ve ever heard
No one sums up why I dislike certain people quite like Jack
Had to read it a few times to understand this lol
@@dustysandwich6560 hahah i swear. at first i thought he meant he hated jack😂
DustySandwich I still don’t understand it
McLean90 Same with me lol
McLean90 he’s saying that jack sums up why he doesn’t like certain ppl like mr jizza
All i see is a Hater who’s jealous of Jeremy’s growth tbh
This is still one of my favourite videos on the internet 😂😂
Jeremy Lynch: *being a manchild*
Deji: He's copying me!!!!!!
Please. Do not stop With the Rank Banks, absolutely hilarious.
Litreally come back to this every few months for a laugh
How dare you disrespect the greatest player arsenal has ever had on the ball 😤
I’m loving the mix of JaackMaate fans and angry 12 year olds in the comments
Same mate
He should not have taken the piss out of people trying to make dreams come true give them confidence instead
@@taffyorogun8568 Welcome to the real world kid. If you dont got swaz you dont got nothen, and most of us dont have them swaz tekkers. Thats just the truth. #DreamsDontComeTrue #Swaz #JezIsMyDad
He's got more money then you and has a life
We got another f2 fan lads!
Didn’t think they could do it but that was even better than the Greg Paul song... truly a masterpiece 👏
First video I ever made sure I liked. Top class
Who’s here again after Jeremy got into beef with Steven tries
That was a few years ago its just new found footage that restarted the hype
My mates funnier than Stephen
@@jeremyswazlynch5795 Jesus christ get a life dude make some money play some football😂
Fxnta I won the bellend’dor don’t disrespect me!!
@@jeremyswazlynch5795 🤦🏻♂️
Jeremy is better than Thierry Henry everyone, I mean he said it himself...
he meant the first team for his age group
Bart Lyson27 AHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHHAHAA no he didn’t
Rather nauseating how the TikTok generation have allowed Jeremy Lynch and the smug brigade to thrive. Major pollution.
To be fair, he’d make the Arsenal team now
A 6 year old would make the first team now tbh
FA Cup winners now
He can't play football, he just freestyles
@@watermelllon665Imagine him trying to get past Van Dijk and get absolutely battered 😂
Community shield winners now
I’d do unspeakable things for this song to get put on Spotify. Class
Jeremy Lynchable is an absolutely outrageous joke, i completely took it out of context until you said lunchables
What a class song, glad to see Alfie’s singing talent is being utilised to the best of his ability!
This is one of the best song I’ve ever heard fr🔥🔥 9:58
Then you don't have taste
I have being avoiding this video but you absolutely made my day
“Look how fit my mum is” the Norwich is really coming out jack...
No this was absolute quality that has died out on yt lately my man is killing it
If this song doesn't make it onto Spotify, I don't know what to do.. The song actually slaps good job
i come back to this video annually the music video and song is just so ridiculously good ❤
5:37 Jesus so this is what football academy rejects do
No wonder he got released...
I commented on Jeremy Lynch's recent Tik Tok asking whether he saw this and it got some likes and then taken down
Mate your freaking hilarious. So surprised your not at 3 mil yet.
Not long before you will be.
Can see you on a comedy show doing stand up.
2:08 I almost die when I realised he said he was better than any of the Invincibles 😂🤣😂🤣🤣😂🤣 what a jokeman
If this doesn’t feature the Noncey batman mask I’m gonna be very upset jack.
He didn’t disappoint 😉
Think we can all confidently say that Thierry Henry and Robert Pires were just slightly better on the ball than 'Swaz' 😂😂
Love how the Lynch kid in number 31 lmao
Jeremy vs stephen is literally man child vs stephen/comedian
This guy is a comedy genius , doesn’t care , funny and seems a class guy to have a laugh with !
He doesn't care about his past or his history
Yea in fairness to Jeremy he is a comedy genius alright
Better watch out Jack, you're deffo getting two-footed at the next charity match.
Coming from someone who has played for Walsall I'm telling you now he was released due to his ego. He ain't allowed in no dressing room with that shit
Great vid mate. Well done