The carrying around a plant part took me to another level. I’ve referred to people as oxygen thieves and chock blocks, but the thought of them carrying around a plant to replace the stolen oxygen made my day.
My first few years out of the Corps, Nobody thought my jokes were funny and ppl kept asking if I was ok, and I never understood the question and why they were asking that. 😂😂
1:07 Funny thing, that's normal time in Germany. Wait a minute! Me, being German: * gives normal time * People on the internet: 'OMG military time!' Me, being German: 'But, but ... I give up!'
Depends on cups. Do they mean a cup (8oz) or the fact that countries that don't "heart go burr" use ~6oz as a cup. Because the first is 2.5 monsters, 1 and 2/3rds NOS, or 1 and 1/3rd Reign.
Once i had to rake a dirt/gravel motorpool, one consistent line from gate to back fence. Then i had to make a Battalion formation out of rocks. 😂 I had a good time in the military
Love ya, man. A buddy and I were at the NCO club having a conversation. We broke into laughter simultaneously as we realized the last two sentences were nothing but acronyms.
Also, I can't stress this enough. We really really really, really, really, really, really, absolutely and totally do NOT care about your opinions or feelings.
The US postal Service takes the time issue and makes it worse. It uses military time for hours but goes with 100 units instead of 60 minutes for an hour.
Sowakingrof finding thenjesr rock... We had a ROWPU not producing enough drinkable water from a river. A senior mechanic and I went to the site knowing it was shutting off randomly. We got off our the Gator and he started looking around on the ground, I thought he was looking for a contact lens. He picked up a couple of small stones through all of them way except one, walked over to the rope you and jam that stone into a
“If it’s military grade it’s more likely to catch fire than anything else” 😂😂🤣
The former maintenance officer in me is dying. 😂😂
They need to give maintenance officers hazzard pay. Some of that equipment is one cotter pin away from being reclassified as an explosive. 😆
The stress is probably from not smoking enough.
Not enough cigs, not enough rippits
A gang and a cult? Yeah, that's about right . . .
I FELT that last one soooooooooooooo much.
I felt a disturbance in the force when he put on that creepy smile at the very end lol
The carrying around a plant part took me to another level. I’ve referred to people as oxygen thieves and chock blocks, but the thought of them carrying around a plant to replace the stolen oxygen made my day.
It honestly sounded like some creative punishment from basic training
My first few years out of the Corps, Nobody thought my jokes were funny and ppl kept asking if I was ok, and I never understood the question and why they were asking that. 😂😂
I felt this in my SOUL.
I don't even drink that much while you're pouring two monsters in a cup had me on the floor
After a winter storm, sorting all of the twigs blown off trees on camp according to size... Yes, it happened
@8:11 is golden!!! ....with the fan on.
The silent me at the end was priceless.
I finally lost it cackling at the silent me and dead eye stare into their soul.
My first day on the job post discharge, i sat at my desk waiting for someone to come and tell me i can go home.
Aspirin to a stroke?! Heart attack yes, stroke no
1:07 Funny thing, that's normal time in Germany. Wait a minute!
Me, being German: * gives normal time *
People on the internet: 'OMG military time!'
Me, being German: 'But, but ... I give up!'
This guy is brilliant. I love this comedy…
I too sleep with the fan on. 82nd Airborne
Wish I could give you two thumbs up.
This made my fucking week bro. Its been hell, and this seriously put a smile on my face. I am crying laughing, omg.
Lmfao the office work trip.
Thanks for making the content that you do. I really needed a good laugh today.
"Another tiiiiiime" got me good
I may not have served, but as a gnarly autist, that last one really spoke to me.
I am laughing so hard at this my wife thinks I need the grippy sock room.
Ft Bragg picking out the grass out of the sidewalk
I prefer orange monster but to each their own.😂😂
Depends on cups. Do they mean a cup (8oz) or the fact that countries that don't "heart go burr" use ~6oz as a cup. Because the first is 2.5 monsters, 1 and 2/3rds NOS, or 1 and 1/3rd Reign.
Once i had to rake a dirt/gravel motorpool, one consistent line from gate to back fence. Then i had to make a Battalion formation out of rocks. 😂 I had a good time in the military
Love ya, man. A buddy and I were at the NCO club having a conversation. We broke into laughter simultaneously as we realized the last two sentences were nothing but acronyms.
Docs gonna hit you with the silver bullet, classic
So much awesome. Love ya bro.
I started cracking up at "some other time"
Your content always makes me laugh 😂😂😂😂
😂😂 I've been accused of the last one on more than one occasion
Hilarious! Too funny! Too bad it’s pretty accurate!
I’ve been out for over 18 years and still call PTO “leave.”
A beautiful clip. Thanks
This, THIS is why I can't work in the civilian corporate world anymore...... working on a military base is great!
Pure genius 😂
Go to the 8 minute mark literally the navy.
You know a soldier drinks too much coffee if he starts using the metric system to keep count
I love to laugh.
Rollin😂
My middle name is Roger. I never told anyone except my best friends. They did not out me. #Army
Caught myself saying "hua" ... jfc
Also, I can't stress this enough. We really really really, really, really, really, really, absolutely and totally do NOT care about your opinions or feelings.
The US postal Service takes the time issue and makes it worse. It uses military time for hours but goes with 100 units instead of 60 minutes for an hour.
I got jets jeep idea really hunker down
400 mg of caffeine. That's 2.5 monsters. Goobers.
For every ten nurses I’ve worked with, maybe one documents in military time. It’s not difficult to learn. Drives me nuts!
Im on my way out of the military, and working really hard to learn how to civilian again. However, I have a feeling I will have some of these moments.
Vinyasa Ashtanga Yoga goes a long way. Cannabis and a high protein diet that avoids seed oils or sugar goes the rest.
Painting grass green.. Yes, really.
Paper wrapped health
Sowakingrof finding thenjesr rock... We had a ROWPU not producing enough drinkable water from a river. A senior mechanic and I went to the site knowing it was shutting off randomly.
We got off our the Gator and he started looking around on the ground, I thought he was looking for a contact lens. He picked up a couple of small stones through all of them way except one, walked over to the rope you and jam that stone into a
A switch which forced it to stay closed, it never shut down again .
List 600 volts power 🔋 300 000 000 power station
I never realized that I’m expected to care about other’s feelings until this moment. Fortunately I have the discipline to reject that foolish notion.
yup got fired for being direct.
Led box 📦
Civilians , thank God, will never understand.
More oxygen trees
I had to pause at 33 seconds in
I can't fire you because it's a tax write off but I need you to get out of my office
Big cups
Wilcos
It's like a cult and like a gang.... on my FG
What's a Parts Manual got to do with it being 0300 ?
Go back there water dry socks dry wear lightning boots water lock sock
Go Washington and I have Zach edey player of the year so far of Purdue, college basketball.
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Left beach
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Someone needs a hug
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Again socks no fibers science water out stich
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Go Washington and inhale Zach edey player of the year so far, college basketball.
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Lol cups are not metric 😂😂
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Guess who recommended the names.... (me) - Outstanding!