r/Brandnewsentence | bro where is mommy?

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  • @pkcell
    @pkcell ปีที่แล้ว +2298

    I actually feel less weird about saying "I had to take a shit" to someone in public than "I had to go poop." That guy is onto something.

    • @goldandsilver4211
      @goldandsilver4211 ปีที่แล้ว

      Have you tried: "Sorry fam, had to take a _massive_ fucking dump"

    • @diode_exe
      @diode_exe ปีที่แล้ว +21

      We as well

    • @molassesman4066
      @molassesman4066 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Yes if i was told id have to say poop or get dlapped im handing you the mitten

    • @mina-tarahelena2478
      @mina-tarahelena2478 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      Something about "i had to go poop" just feels way too formal.

    • @carlycarmine3858
      @carlycarmine3858 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      I just say "I needed to take a dump"

  • @GildedWraith
    @GildedWraith ปีที่แล้ว +1131

    "Mommy" is sexualized too, let's call her "sis." Imagine the sentences

    • @Noob_froggy
      @Noob_froggy ปีที่แล้ว +300

      I incest you must stop

    • @yassinenattah
      @yassinenattah ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Noob_froggy INCEST.
      ALABAMA 100

    • @FlatEarthKiller
      @FlatEarthKiller ปีที่แล้ว +40

      creeps be like: “hey bbm(baby mommy)”

    • @codyryan9789
      @codyryan9789 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      "stepmom" is so sexualized too, let's start using "stepsis"

    • @konika.s_headspace
      @konika.s_headspace ปีที่แล้ว +98

      ​@@codyryan9789BUT STEPSIS IS ALSO RUINED NAUURRRR

  • @CrowMaiden
    @CrowMaiden ปีที่แล้ว +405

    can confirm: binding doesn't hurt, so long as your binder is the right size. i never found it uncomfortable in general, either, after the first like five minutes.
    same as how corsets don't actually stop you breathing. the human body is surprisingly easy to manipulate.

    • @nikitatavernitilitvynova
      @nikitatavernitilitvynova ปีที่แล้ว +18

      My guess is that it feels like wearing a sports bra. It hurts the first five minutes because it has a thick band at the bottom that's quite tight for support. But after a while I almost dread taking it off as it's more of a pain than keeping it on.

    • @vaughnhaney7020
      @vaughnhaney7020 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Unfortunately sometimes you're like me and can't get the right size. I just can't bind anymore after intense pain and nearly fainting multiple times :(

    • @feuerling
      @feuerling ปีที่แล้ว +4

      ​@@nikitatavernitilitvynovayour sports bra hurts you? Apparently I got luck with the shape of my boobs and ribcage.

    • @realgod1002
      @realgod1002 ปีที่แล้ว

      so is their mind if u do it right

    • @CrowMaiden
      @CrowMaiden ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@vaughnhaney7020 I'm honestly surprised that I managed to get the right size for me. that sucks, though. :(

  • @ClownHoundII
    @ClownHoundII ปีที่แล้ว +240

    For anyone wondering about the overwatch "breast milk incident": Male employee took breast milk from the company's fridge from the breastfeeding room. A 4chan user told a detailed story about how he worked at a "big tech company" and would take at least a half liter from baby bottles from the "lactation room" daily. As the door had no lock and the fridge lock was easily taken off, he kept doing it. His explanation was that breast milk gave him "maximum gains" at the gym. He also posted pics of one of the female employees he was stealing from as proof of his heist and to show off to other users.

    • @BronzeDragon133
      @BronzeDragon133 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      As a serious gym bro, I'm here to tell you, just drink whole milk. Alternately, just eat a decent, protein-rich diet. Or, if you like men, a brotein-rich diet. ... 🙂

    • @0_dearghealach_083
      @0_dearghealach_083 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      I’m absolutely terrified.

    • @_uwu_9992
      @_uwu_9992 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      just give him creatine mixed baby formulas

    • @OrangeJuiceAddictCantGeometry
      @OrangeJuiceAddictCantGeometry ปีที่แล้ว +3

      That makes sense.

    • @palomaelegante
      @palomaelegante ปีที่แล้ว +7

      ​@@BronzeDragon133So I can drink men milk and it makes me stronger?

  • @angelface925
    @angelface925 ปีที่แล้ว +1039

    As a female who was a drag king for a bit, chest binders don't hurt. I'm DD, so i don't know about smaller chest sizes. It was uncomfortable after a long show and drinking/dancing, but not painful. 😅

    • @AmazingAutist
      @AmazingAutist ปีที่แล้ว +89

      I was a g cup before I got my chest reduction; they can hurt if you have to double up on binder to get the proper reduction, mostly in the sternum area.

    • @CasualVFlowerEnjoyer
      @CasualVFlowerEnjoyer ปีที่แล้ว +57

      I have a smaller chest size, bcup, and binders don't hurt me. The trouble for me is finding a comfortable fabric since my skin is so sensitive.

    • @battleoftheremote3119
      @battleoftheremote3119 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Im sorry they have Drag Kings?

    • @CasualVFlowerEnjoyer
      @CasualVFlowerEnjoyer ปีที่แล้ว +117

      @battleoftheremote3119 yes! If drag queens exist, naturally the masculine version would also exist. Wanting to dress in clothing associated with the opposite sex is a fairly universal desire, as is the desire to perform.

    • @remithendenby6249
      @remithendenby6249 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      yea but for like, trans guys that dont like taking them off, they may crack ribs if you leave it on too long

  • @smokinggnu6584
    @smokinggnu6584 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    14:38
    One of the really horrible sexual harrassment accusations for Activision was the habitual theft of breastmilk from new mothers.

    • @neruwu
      @neruwu ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Wtf. This doesn't explain anything, like how? And why?

    • @11thkami
      @11thkami ปีที่แล้ว

      Even Activision was stealing titty milk, bruh I thought blizzard was the only one with that strange shit

    • @Sporezlol
      @Sporezlol ปีที่แล้ว +21

      ⁠@@neruwuthe moms left it in bottles in the fridge for feeding their child later and some employees would run off with it. *As for why* man idk it was fucked up

    • @neruwu
      @neruwu ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@Sporezlol ah ok I at least get how it happened now but damn that's messed up

    • @EdnaK728
      @EdnaK728 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      It's not like he stole it directly from the women's breasts, so it's not sexual at all

  • @eitrtine3448
    @eitrtine3448 ปีที่แล้ว +85

    I'm genuinely scared of people in public toilets at this point... like I went into a bathroom just to sit in a stall and have a mental breakdown because of how much stress I was under at the time, and like five people came in, took a dump and left without washing their hands, and from the sounds of it, they didn't even use toilet paper... and then the final boss came in.
    I have no idea what that woman ate... I don't know what she did, but after she finished up and left, by the time I came out after calming down like five minutes later, there was an old guy putting up caution tape on the door and like five cleaning ladies behind him. I'm still concerned about every one of those people who came in and left while I was just sitting there, because I swear... I did not hear a single toilet paper roll make noise, and ain't none of em washed their hands either.
    Bathroom stalls... are not the best place to have mental breakdowns. At least my brain was shutting down and locked up worse than a windows xp screen, because I feel I would have only gotten much more stressed out had it been functioning properly in the moment...

    • @0_dearghealach_083
      @0_dearghealach_083 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I don’t blame ya. Public toilets are a nightmare.

    • @palomaelegante
      @palomaelegante ปีที่แล้ว +4

      People are nasty af, that's why I open bathroom door with my feet

    • @EdnaK728
      @EdnaK728 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      I went into a bathroom at my local Hannaford once, and I found an absolutely inexcusable amount of toilet paper in one toilet, but I had to use that one because the other one was occupied,thank goodness I only had to pee

    • @ivoryas1696
      @ivoryas1696 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@palomaelegante
      Fair enough, real talk, but...
      Do they _all_ have the foot pedal where you live?

    • @palomaelegante
      @palomaelegante 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@ivoryas1696 no, but I actually used to open all doors with my feet or elbows because I am obsessively afraid of germs

  • @Mr_Heron
    @Mr_Heron ปีที่แล้ว +1265

    I hate how because of the Reddit going dark, most of the good subreddits are bad now.

    • @stellarisme73
      @stellarisme73 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Lmao

    • @poison-LICKTHEPOISON
      @poison-LICKTHEPOISON ปีที่แล้ว +57

      Egg_irl sucks now

    • @6die9ne
      @6die9ne ปีที่แล้ว +117

      r/interestingasfuck is all just porn and memes about the porn showings

    • @HuMan-bEing132
      @HuMan-bEing132 ปีที่แล้ว +138

      no, thats the whole point of it, to annoy the average reddit user like you to get reddits investers to stop investing in them, causing reddit to go back and making the api reasonably priced. very simplified but its good that you are feeling this way because thats what the whole point of it is but im annoyed it isn’t indefinite like why not just make indefinite why give an end date, so strange.

    • @infinitevortex415
      @infinitevortex415 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      And aged like milk is literally just aged milk

  • @inai7282
    @inai7282 ปีที่แล้ว +119

    About the Jenna Ortega one: Fun fact, in most European countries you are considered an adult from the age of 18. So she is probably already drinking, smoking, driving a car ad doing other normal adult staff.

    • @RCKST4R.97
      @RCKST4R.97 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      That’s what I said

    • @VictorCiolacu
      @VictorCiolacu ปีที่แล้ว +6

      It may be posible that in states you are not alowed to smoke before 21, hence the tweet.

    • @feuerling
      @feuerling ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Smoking shouldn't be considered normal adult stuff

    • @VictorCiolacu
      @VictorCiolacu ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@feuerling why? Just like other vices is entirely a personal choice.

    • @luisgalizien
      @luisgalizien ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@VictorCiolacu Yeah technically but I still hate how it is considered normal. Especially in public. I don't want your smoke in my lungs thank you very much.

  • @Parasitoid_Sentimentality
    @Parasitoid_Sentimentality ปีที่แล้ว +13

    12:20 does it hurt? well, yes and no. some people are more prone to strain or discomfort when wearing a chest binder. but there's safety protocol for wearing them shared between frequent users: no more than 8 hours, no heavy exercise in it, dont sleep in it. its the best way to stay safe! though if you are particularly prone to back, rib, breathing, or similar area trouble for any reason its recommended you take more breaks or even reduce total daily time limits by several hours.

    • @Parasitoid_Sentimentality
      @Parasitoid_Sentimentality ปีที่แล้ว +2

      tldr: yes it can hurt you.

    • @Parasitoid_Sentimentality
      @Parasitoid_Sentimentality ปีที่แล้ว +3

      BUT the catch is, its not as bad as people make it out to be! it can cause long term damage with bad enough use, but say, compared to SHOES? one of the most common things to wear? the rates of genuine deformity and long lasting damage/pain from use of shoes is FAR higher than in chest binder users.

  • @N_Drogyny
    @N_Drogyny ปีที่แล้ว +813

    as a trans guy, binders mostly only hurt if you're wearing them too long or wearing the wrong size, usually. there are cases of people who can't bind, of course, and they are uncomfortable at worst

    • @vaughnhaney7020
      @vaughnhaney7020 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      I literally can't get the right size which is why despite having several binders I can't bind at all. It makes me deeply miserable and top surgery won't be possible for a very, very long time :(

    • @thepineapplegal9099
      @thepineapplegal9099 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@vaughnhaney7020 I wish you the best! You can make it ❤️❤️❤️

    • @feuerling
      @feuerling ปีที่แล้ว +17

      ​@@vaughnhaney7020learn to sew and modify your binders or make your own And if that doesn't work, at least you can sew.

    • @shiratojin
      @shiratojin ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I have one from a while ago but I haven’t tried it on yet cuz I’m still so scared that it’ll hurt me (I’m VERY thin, basically my entire ribcage is showing through my skin, so I’m afraid that I’ll hurt myself)

    • @puntasticfun-puns5221
      @puntasticfun-puns5221 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@shiratojin please be careful. If you are not sure you can be safe while binding I would not suggest it. I empathize with not being able to bind, however the most important thing is being safe. Have a great day!

  • @courier-ec6zj
    @courier-ec6zj ปีที่แล้ว +57

    The chief wasn't just trying to get a mouse out of the kitchen- he was trying to keep someone's inheritance from them

    • @dr.altoclef9255
      @dr.altoclef9255 11 วันที่ผ่านมา

      And I mean once it’s clear that the mouse is sentient maybe we adapt things for their unique conditions. Like “well…you’re a sentient being so you should have rights then. I guess…wear a little surgery gown and cap to keep the fur away-“

  • @WhyGooseberry156
    @WhyGooseberry156 ปีที่แล้ว +86

    You saying "That was your cannon event" caught me so off guard I looked up from my drawing pad, looked around my room for a good second, paused the video, replayed that part twice and just sat down for a moment.
    I take my "Listening to EmKay" and "Literally everything is a thirst trap" as two entirely different phases of life and them merging scares me.
    New phobia found.
    Thank you.

  • @Leif776
    @Leif776 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    "Those trees have delicious juice. GIVE ME TREE JUICE" was the funniest shit I ever heard.

  • @Cananabananalist
    @Cananabananalist ปีที่แล้ว +44

    6:53 this implies that the distant void of space is a salad.

    • @camerondon3712
      @camerondon3712 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Can you prove that it's anything else?

    • @oddcrafter1270
      @oddcrafter1270 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Sounds... possibly delicious.

    • @ultimaterecoil1136
      @ultimaterecoil1136 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It also implies subs are tacos and not sandwiches and open faced sandwiches and pizzas are toast. This actually just proves toast pizza and tacos and hotdogs are sandwiches by their relationship to subs and open faced sandwiches which are sandwiches yet aren’t in the category of sandwiches. It establishes an acceptable range of sandwiches from tacos to pizza

    • @0_dearghealach_083
      @0_dearghealach_083 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Galaxies rotate, much like soup.
      We are a cosmic soup.

    • @Cananabananalist
      @Cananabananalist ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@0_dearghealach_083 yes, but that also implies the existance of a cosmic spoon

  • @awfulbreach
    @awfulbreach ปีที่แล้ว +31

    12:18 being transmasc, binders work really well if you need to go in public and you feel uncomfortable not wearing anything but also feel uncomfortable wearing anything that isnt a binder, just dont do it for longer than 7 ish hours or itll become a vice grip for your poor ribcage

    • @lex_thedestroyer
      @lex_thedestroyer ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yeah, 8 hours is the recommended timeframe, but also don’t exercise in your binder, and definitely do not sleep in it. And make you give yourself some breaks every few weeks.

  • @Breadsniffer76.8
    @Breadsniffer76.8 ปีที่แล้ว +105

    I need a housekeeper to leave me stuff because she thinks I’m gay.

  • @Kebnekaise.
    @Kebnekaise. ปีที่แล้ว +94

    5:03 it should not be taken out of service, it means that it’s working well
    The flight attendant had forgot to disarm the door and opened it incorrectly, causing the raft to inflate inside the airplane

    • @Swiftkitten88
      @Swiftkitten88 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I'm just cracking up at the fact it they called out the flight attendants sexual preference, like. it hit the "gay" flight attendant. there is absolutely no need to add that yet it somehow makes it funnier by adding a completely unnecessary adjective.

    • @ay-dionne
      @ay-dionne ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@Swiftkitten88 It makes it sound like the raft specifically targeted the gay flight attendant out of all the attendants

    • @ERROR_V1X-N
      @ERROR_V1X-N ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@ay-dionneHomophobic raft…

    • @EdnaK728
      @EdnaK728 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I don't see how the attendant's personal preference is the least bit relevant

  • @joeturner5112
    @joeturner5112 ปีที่แล้ว +96

    13:43 do NOT give someone a vegan food item and not tell them. Some people are allergic to certain vegan options. If you say, "here, try this milkshake" I'm going to assume milk. If I am allergic to whatever vegan alternative you have in there, you will have just poisoned me.
    There was a case last year where a woman swapped out her friend's food with the vegan alternative to show, "you can't tell the difference." Her friend was allergic, and she was charged with a felony.
    If you are going to give someone a food item with different ingredients than what's commonly known, TELL THEM!

    • @evobrand1210
      @evobrand1210 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I guess she could tell the difference after all

    • @Tamslop
      @Tamslop ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Also don’t do the other way around! Or try and test people’s allergies!!

    • @JustAnotherShopaholic
      @JustAnotherShopaholic ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Never thought about this but thanks for the heads up 👍

    • @imgolds
      @imgolds ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Ppl need to think like this. I’m allergic to dogs, cats, and mice, and if someone were to bring me to a, let’s say, dog persons house without asking, that’d be catastrophic. This applies to ANY allergy and if you don’t ask them you are harming others, AND putting YOURSELF in a bad spot.

    • @sammieegoldwand
      @sammieegoldwand ปีที่แล้ว +3

      YES. THIS.

  • @Pale_Imp
    @Pale_Imp ปีที่แล้ว +19

    12:10 wearing binders doesn't bring any pain but it can be discomfortable. Mostly when you try to put it on while not being used to it. When it's on it may be more difficult to breathe but not too much. Dpends of how much your binder suppose to squeeze the chest, there are some levels.

  • @slurm3124
    @slurm3124 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    fun fact, the way to get the stains out of the tuper ware is to rub butter on the stain first, then put soapy water in it, a paper towel, close it and shake for a bit, then it should be less there or gone. you have to add the butter because the stain is hydrophobic, but adding the butter gives the atoms in the stain something to attach to, and then the soap can finally attach to the butter making it come off. its like using an adapter because your inny bit dont fit in the sticky hole so you gotta add a joiny together thing

    • @SongbirdOwl
      @SongbirdOwl ปีที่แล้ว +13

      "its like using an adapter because your inny bit dont fit in the sticky hole so you gotta add a joiny together thing"
      Perhaps ironically, r/BrandNewSentence

    • @palomaelegante
      @palomaelegante ปีที่แล้ว +6

      this is the most hilarious description of an adapter I will ever read

    • @noranizaazmi6523
      @noranizaazmi6523 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      The joiny together thing has got to be the most best sentence ive read today

  • @Just_a_commenter
    @Just_a_commenter ปีที่แล้ว +60

    1:34 Jack's just mad _because it's right._
    Gonna comment on the next video narrated by Jack as him being my favourite Texan Brit.

    • @orionphalynx6192
      @orionphalynx6192 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Nonono, you've got it all wrong. Australians are not British Texans, they're Texan Brits.

    • @areallyshortbrontothere
      @areallyshortbrontothere ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Lol

    • @Just_a_commenter
      @Just_a_commenter ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@orionphalynx6192 heck, you're right! Me fix.

    • @Entity_Querty
      @Entity_Querty ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Just_a_commenter
      new plane check messages
      new plane check messages

    • @nikitatavernitilitvynova
      @nikitatavernitilitvynova ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I always had this idea. Australian sounds like british spoken in a southern american accent. Where you close vowels (british) but at the same time you pronounce things in a funny way (southern). It's the only way I can speak a somewhat believable Australian accent.

  • @gjyslaf
    @gjyslaf ปีที่แล้ว +15

    As a non-native english speaker, this made me discover the signification of "teen"ager. I thought it was just a word and yet here I am, as baffled as one can possibly be, letting out the loudest AYO mankind will ever hear and questionning everything I've ever learned regarding languages

  • @limpfall13
    @limpfall13 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    4:05 that is..something that’s for sure

  • @silvrnightingale
    @silvrnightingale ปีที่แล้ว +17

    I often refer to Australians as "British Cowboys", so the sentence at 1:29 is relatable for me. I'm not alone in my thought process anymore. Lol

  • @royallynick
    @royallynick ปีที่แล้ว +18

    As someone who binds it really just depends on how you do it. It's not supposed to hurt so if it does you are probably doing something wrong, like the wrong size or not adjusting your chest when pulling it on.

  • @Ryanthusar
    @Ryanthusar ปีที่แล้ว +2

    5:00 - That aint just a life raft. That is also known the evacuation slide, which doubles for water 'landing' as a life raft, that gets deployed when you must make a fast exit off the plane. When that goes off like that mid-air, it aint good, the plane is instantly diverted to the nearest airport or made to return to the airport you just left. The OP there should be lucky it happened while still on the ground, if it did happen then. And yes, the plane is immediately taken out of service while they investigate the cause, and to reset the system on that door, which aint a quick fix either.

  • @thePhoenixQueen
    @thePhoenixQueen ปีที่แล้ว +20

    9:40 That was actually *Mandy's* worst nightmare. *She* imagined all that🤣

    • @B4dr4bbit
      @B4dr4bbit ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Didn't she give Irwin a Barry White deep voice?

    • @thePhoenixQueen
      @thePhoenixQueen ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@B4dr4bbit Yep!😂

  • @barrydheil
    @barrydheil ปีที่แล้ว +1

    2:06 They make syrup out of birch trees, Boxelders, gorosoe, walnut trees, sycamores and ironwood trees.

  • @Urenbydeity
    @Urenbydeity ปีที่แล้ว +39

    Binders don't hurt unless you have a size too small, and you're not supposed to exercise because it does hurt when you're trying to breathe when your ribs are a little more constricted. But if you use them properly and don't wear them over the recommendation of only 8 hours they are magic!

  • @HF7-AD
    @HF7-AD ปีที่แล้ว +11

    2:05 there are a bunch, maple is just the most productive one, if you get a shot glass per year it's really not worthy

  • @pageturner2958
    @pageturner2958 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    3:01 the only reason these three are villians is that they were under the assumption that humans were the only sentient species

    • @asackboyplush6508
      @asackboyplush6508 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I mean chef dude did destroy a dead man's legacy

  • @GhostBear3067
    @GhostBear3067 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    0:21- she a little confused but she got the spirit.

  • @littlelynx243
    @littlelynx243 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    12:00 it can hurt if you don't wear them right/ get the wrong size/ wear for too long but if you do it right it's not uncomfortable. It can make breathing a little tougher but no more so than wearing a mask or a tight shirt - The tech IS incredible honestly (btw DO NOT buy gc2b anymore their quality has majorly dropped, my current favourite is Xuji)

  • @hazakurasuyama9016
    @hazakurasuyama9016 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    4:00
    Me who says crap as the middle ground:

    • @alice5790
      @alice5790 ปีที่แล้ว

      nah crap is worse. the "cr" sound at the start of the word crap just sounds so much like bubbly, liquid poo just exploding out of an ass. the "p" splatters hard out of your mouth like the craP itself hitting the floor.

    • @Noo-My-Only-Weakness-Dying
      @Noo-My-Only-Weakness-Dying ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Crap

    • @ImMisik
      @ImMisik ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeah that’s fair

  • @benjamincuevas9627
    @benjamincuevas9627 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    That was Mandy's nightmare. She imagine Irwin as hot because she never wants to be attracted by him and imagined her worse possible self.

  • @ChillGamerBlue
    @ChillGamerBlue ปีที่แล้ว +8

    12:27 I'm sorry... Norway had a BUTTER CRISIS????😢😮🤯

  • @undrrtalefanatic
    @undrrtalefanatic ปีที่แล้ว +3

    12:13 as a ftm who used to sleep in binders for the first few months of getting one
    it HURTS wearing it for too long when you aren't used to wearing it for three days
    also pro tip to ftms who are planning to get top surgery, if u wear a binder too much itll make top surgery harder or nearly impossible!!! wear it when you go out but take it off at home 🫶🏽

  • @wairgald
    @wairgald ปีที่แล้ว +5

    11:27 -This is absolutely Amy Schumer. This happened back in 2017 and she announced on social media that she had stopped by the set of Judge Judy and when they released the episode later that week people were surprised to see her actually sitting in the audience.

  • @Bulbasaur_with_a_Mustache
    @Bulbasaur_with_a_Mustache ปีที่แล้ว +7

    2:19. This was the final trigger. I will be going feral.
    Dm me Robin. We can destroy the world together.

  • @Ghostfighter797
    @Ghostfighter797 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    7:27 My adjectives are Chaotic/Good
    Please respect my adjectives

  • @LizzieShiro
    @LizzieShiro ปีที่แล้ว +16

    There’s actually a trick to cleaning those rubber bowls that get stained with spaghetti sauce.
    Paper towel, wet it with warm water. Put dish soap in. Shake it vigorously. Rinse it out. Then you have a cleaner bowl.

  • @Bodacious_Crustacious
    @Bodacious_Crustacious ปีที่แล้ว +8

    3:12 Actually Skinner is a villain because he exploited the image of his deceased friend for the sake of profit and tried to cuck Gusteu's son out of his rightful inheritance.

    • @pennyforyourthots
      @pennyforyourthots ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Meh, standard practice in food service

    • @Bodacious_Crustacious
      @Bodacious_Crustacious ปีที่แล้ว

      @@pennyforyourthots The sad part is you're not even wrong lol

  • @m2pt5
    @m2pt5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    14:12 Don't forget the venerable "Being invisible will no longer make you deaf because the soundwaves can't see you (what)"

    • @erdemkaraca419
      @erdemkaraca419 ปีที่แล้ว

      i guess
      the line for calculation of sound distance cant hit you because of your model is not exist when you are invisible

  • @kathrynkeesecker5905
    @kathrynkeesecker5905 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    "bro where do babies come from?"

  • @soalsan2238
    @soalsan2238 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I love that the one thing Robin questioned about the midlife crisis post was "How expensive is a falcon?"

  • @mikhagamingworld
    @mikhagamingworld ปีที่แล้ว +15

    1:44
    I dunno. I heard that they are very ofFENCEive

    • @Vivi-FR0G
      @Vivi-FR0G ปีที่แล้ว

      You sir earn the dad award for this video congratulations.

  • @KyrenaH
    @KyrenaH ปีที่แล้ว +1

    2:05 Do not do this unless you are absolutely sure it is edible. Some tree sap is used to make turpentine.

  • @kaileeridgely4082
    @kaileeridgely4082 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    BRO WHERE IS MOMMY THO

  • @Cattrap259
    @Cattrap259 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    6:00 some kid in my school said that but with the Anti-Drug assemblies

  • @hallie342
    @hallie342 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    8:10 I’m 17 and had to experience the effects of this phenomena first hand. I grew up calling my father “daddy”. There was a specific day that things flipped in my brain and I was like “no this is uncomfortable now” and started calling him exclusively father.

    • @dumflame
      @dumflame ปีที่แล้ว

      Why not dad?

    • @ochonnidaecunniculus8002
      @ochonnidaecunniculus8002 ปีที่แล้ว

      My mom still calls my grandfather daddy and I cringe every time I hear it.

    • @hallie342
      @hallie342 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@dumflame doesn’t really fit the guy

  • @JadianRadiator
    @JadianRadiator ปีที่แล้ว +3

    0:48
    If you actually want to know....
    The oil on a duck is only on its skin and feather.
    But the grease has fused with the tupperware.
    In and of itself becoming part of the tupperware's plastic.
    And Dawn can't scrub off the plastic itself.

  • @EAZZEE
    @EAZZEE ปีที่แล้ว +7

    to answer Robin's question about chest binders:
    it can be very uncomfortable to break into a new one, especially if it's your first time, but it's absolutely worth it! and yes, you CAN get hurt- which is why doctors recommend only wearing them for up to 10 hours per day. otherwise you could bruise a rib!
    but generally, so long as you don't wear them for too long each day, they're completely safe and can even become comfy once you're used to wearing them! :)

  • @sssleepyeloiseee
    @sssleepyeloiseee ปีที่แล้ว +2

    2:05 i’ve tried birch syrup. it wasnt the BEST, not quite as good as maple, but still pretty good.

  • @MrChristianDT
    @MrChristianDT ปีที่แล้ว +3

    5:20 There was even a joke about that on Scrubs.
    "Listen, man. The only difference between dating a white girl & dating a black girl is that, if she asks you if something makes her ass look big, you say "Hell yeah!"

  • @Lyzwyzrd
    @Lyzwyzrd ปีที่แล้ว +1

    12:09
    From what I've seen, binders can hurt a lot a lot. You can't exercise with them on, you can't sleep with them on, you can't wear them all day. Why? Because too much bind time can hurt your spine and weaken the muscles in the area.
    And to any binder users here, remember to bind safely, no matter how much euphoria you feel with the binder on. Just go with the oversized grey hoodie.

  • @samuelreed7838
    @samuelreed7838 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    3:40 im not hungry any more

  • @venatrix3483
    @venatrix3483 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    As an Australian, I have heard Australia described as “British Texas” so many times.

  • @Alice_was-here_1999
    @Alice_was-here_1999 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    3:54 *I hate that they have a point!* 🤣

  • @jordanjoestar-turniptruck
    @jordanjoestar-turniptruck ปีที่แล้ว +4

    4:44 that's a Kanye lyric, and yes most of his lyrics could be on this sub, that is if he still took his meds and maybe made a donation to the JDL or something.....
    Also YAY someone else remembers Mouse Hunt! That movie is entirely responsible for my twisted sense of humor

  • @wouldntyouliketoknowwesath7789
    @wouldntyouliketoknowwesath7789 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    6:28 My man must be the reincarnated version of Frued

  • @The_only_Pheebalicious
    @The_only_Pheebalicious ปีที่แล้ว +1

    2:05 yes we are missing out. Pine sap is one that comes to mind for me! It’s not that bad

  • @ChillGamerBlue
    @ChillGamerBlue ปีที่แล้ว +9

    13:01 I-I've lost the plot omfg

  • @PhoenicisEstuans
    @PhoenicisEstuans ปีที่แล้ว +1

    So I looked up how much a falcon costs and the answer on the site I checked was "If you buy it somewhere sketchy it can be as cheap as $200" but that the average is $2000+ and the price can even go over $10,000

  • @SpineBones
    @SpineBones ปีที่แล้ว +20

    1:05 damn, shit's going down in the Jesus fandom

  • @acatwithacutehat
    @acatwithacutehat ปีที่แล้ว +2

    13:27 alright as someone who lives in the Netherlands Ima say- nobody really cares. I've seen a person in a chicken costume yelling "TOK TOK, MOTHERFUCKER" (Tok tok is the onomatopoeia for chicken sounds in the Netherlands)

  • @JohnDVil
    @JohnDVil ปีที่แล้ว +6

    0:39 ScaBERT, it is literally part of the name of a type of sword(scabbard) and a name(bert)

  • @sourhour3403
    @sourhour3403 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    On the "Are we missing out on tree saps?" post, I recently had some chewable sap-gum. I don't know what country it was from, it was a gift from a friend who buys a lot of exotic stuff, but it tasted really strong. Like just straight up licking a pine.

  • @ChillGamerBlue
    @ChillGamerBlue ปีที่แล้ว +11

    1:21 WTF THAT MAKES SENSE BUT WHY?! HOW??

  • @glabblele
    @glabblele ปีที่แล้ว +4

    3:17 i was eating and i had to stop eating because he just kept going into detail

  • @Bobb11881
    @Bobb11881 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    6:21 Yes, that's what anecdotal means.

  • @prjndigo
    @prjndigo ปีที่แล้ว +2

    actually, and this is funny: there's no duck-fat in the sketti bowl

  • @SilverAceOfSpades
    @SilverAceOfSpades ปีที่แล้ว +4

    The poop argument made doing dishes worth it.

  • @KriegerIsHunting
    @KriegerIsHunting ปีที่แล้ว +1

    13:22
    As someone who lives in a place where this outfit is LITERALLY OUR CULTURE, i am very offended, but the description is very true.

  • @maryleethefox8642
    @maryleethefox8642 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I don't know what my future kids are gonna call their father, they're probably gonna have to call him dad because it'd be way too awkward if they called him daddy too 😭

  • @dremer560
    @dremer560 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The chef from ratatouille didn't just want a rat out of the kitchen, he also wanted to make sure that his boss's kid didn't inherit the restaurant like stated in his will. That part made him the villain.

  • @Ramsey276one
    @Ramsey276one ปีที่แล้ว +7

    5:44 they better have a camera ready!

    • @ravenlorans
      @ravenlorans ปีที่แล้ว +1

      WOW! How Many Times to do you Have to Reply? I Lost Count. Over 10 for sure...

    • @Ramsey276one
      @Ramsey276one ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ravenlorans hope you had fun, CUZ I SURE DID

  • @xzellspade
    @xzellspade ปีที่แล้ว +2

    12:15 Proper binding doesn't really hurt. Wearing it for an extended period can get uncomfortable, but not really any more than a bra can in the same situation. Idk if improper binding hurts any more or not, I haven't done it, but I have heard that it can cause more issues over time so I'd assume it hurts at least a bit? Maybe not acutely or immediately (again, I don't know, just theorizing), but maybe more like how a pair of worn out or ill-fitting shoes cause pain when worn a bit too long? Idk

  • @ssr8555
    @ssr8555 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    12:08 it absolutely can. Not just if your binder is too tight, but also if you wear it too long or if you don’t position your tiddies correctly. In improper use it can even cause enough damage that you won’t be able to get top surgery.
    BUT in proper use it should not hurt. It might and will slightly constrict your breathing, but only to the point that it makes exercise hard. In everyday use it should not cause any issues.

  • @undeadicecream8696
    @undeadicecream8696 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    As an Australian I can confirm I am simply just a British Texan

  • @babblgamgummi6029
    @babblgamgummi6029 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    2:10 Birch sap tastes great

  • @duckymouth
    @duckymouth ปีที่แล้ว +1

    3:49 I can never hear the word "poop" the same after reading this

  • @EEEEE3EEEEE
    @EEEEE3EEEEE ปีที่แล้ว +1

    12:09 As a binder wearer, in short, sometimes, it depends on the person. There are rules for how long they are supposed to be worn, and if doing physical activity then they tend to hurt more, but it also depends on the binder brand. But they are also very worth it for the dysphoria relief for many people.

  • @cory_and_co
    @cory_and_co ปีที่แล้ว +6

    6:05 I was taught sex ed and I'm literally asexual

  • @YamiHoOu
    @YamiHoOu ปีที่แล้ว +2

    My family used to call cutlery weapons... We are native English speakers

  • @alexanotfromamazon
    @alexanotfromamazon ปีที่แล้ว +5

    You guys who are having difficulty cleaning Tupperware just need to let it soak as soon as you finish the last bite of food. Let it soak in dish soap for half a day and then use a scrubber brush. Bing bang bong - no more stains (:

  • @dora.c1389
    @dora.c1389 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Since young, I’ve called my father “daddy” and my mother “mommy/mum” so it’s a habit of mine, which makes it kinda sad though like, my younger cousin (by 7 years) and I were having a conversation and she laughed at the mention of “daddy” when I tried to phone him. Immediately gave her a small scolding right after. It was just super uncomfortable with how even common words used between parent and child can be twisted to another entire meaning or context through the Internet.

  • @citrineelephant6576
    @citrineelephant6576 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    binders aren't always the most comfortable, but so long as you wear the right size, don't exercise/sleep in it, take breaks, it's fine. the worst for me is being sweaty lol. but if they start to hurt, take it off, rest those ribs for a bit.

  • @DontYouDareToCallMePolisz
    @DontYouDareToCallMePolisz ปีที่แล้ว +2

    2:04 birch has good blood, at least those in Russia

  • @EyeWasBored
    @EyeWasBored ปีที่แล้ว +7

    6:33 who revived sigmund freud please tell me I promise I wont waterboard them for 15 hours and then kill them pleaase

  • @DevinDoesAnimation
    @DevinDoesAnimation ปีที่แล้ว +1

    12:08 As a trans man I can tell you, yeah. It does. I've been binding for about a year now, and you have to be really careful. When you first put it on it's mildly uncomfortable for about five minutes, kind of hard to breathe but your body gets used to it after a while. But you can't wear it for over eight hours or your ribs could cave in, snap, crack, start bending or one rib might fall out of place. I luckily don't have any major rib problems but I do have rib sensitivity and as someone with anxiety sometimes I'll get panic or anxiety attacks from the pain because I convince myself that my ribs are caving in and I'm dying, which is a sticky situation to get out of considering I have to breathe in and out to stop panicking but in that moment it hurts to breathe at all so I just have to sit there and wait for the pain to go away. Been to the doctor and they said I have rib sensitivity plus a heart condition, so sometimes that pain is my heart getting stuck on it's surroundings and they don't have a cure for this heart condition aside from "tough it out and take a really deep breathe because that'll stop the friction and your heart will get un-stuck." So then when pain comes up I have to figure out if it's my heart or my ribs and make the important decision or whether or not to breathe or pass out (maybe die idk the doctor didn't say if it could get that bad I think I'd probably just pass out or something. She said the heart condition usually can be grown out of after a few years so I probably wouldn't die but in that moment it can sure feel like I'm dying lmao.) Which makes me really laugh when transphobic people say trans people do this for attention, because do you really think I would risk all of this just for shits and giggles? Just cause I like the way he/him pronouns sound? Gender dysphoria can be excruciatingly debilitating, I would rather go through years of rib pain than be forced to live my life as someone that I have never ever EVER related to in a single way, being seen by the world as someone I'm not and NEVER being seen for who I am.

  • @Lixxylexingtin
    @Lixxylexingtin ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I was just drawings my spiderman oc and The damn Canon event joke 10:40😂 I'm animating this part

  • @Cxste11xn
    @Cxste11xn ปีที่แล้ว +1

    One of the BIGGEST rules with binders is to never ever wear them for like more than 8hrs at a time bc it can do serious permamlnent damage to your chest tissue, nerves, and ribs if regularly left on too long
    Once after wearing mine all day at school(8hrs), and then for a long while hanging out with friends(like another 12 hrs), I fell asleep with it still on. I woke up well past sunrise with chest pains and difficulty breathing(tho that part may have just been my asthma triggered by adrenaline/panic). Certified Bad Time.

  • @shycat2167
    @shycat2167 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    12:14, duuude I have a HUGE pair of tits, and I've tried like a quadrillion bras, but yk, ended up enby, the only thing worse about binders than bras is that you'll sweat a smidge more and they take like an extra 90 seconds to get off.

    • @404talentnotfound
      @404talentnotfound ปีที่แล้ว

      I am terrified of what this comment section could become

  • @WonkOfWonkyness
    @WonkOfWonkyness ปีที่แล้ว +1

    9:08 As someone whose first language isn't english and who only learned this now I was pretty much scared of how I did not know something this simple yet.

  • @Swag_Messiah519
    @Swag_Messiah519 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    0:53 the way he said it tho

  • @tatsuothefamiliar3801
    @tatsuothefamiliar3801 ปีที่แล้ว

    9:14 to be fair, in most states you can't legally smoke till you're 21.

  • @gamingwithyoty7725
    @gamingwithyoty7725 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    ain't no way whoever's in charge of title thinks "mommy" is not just as bad lol

  • @willlllllllb
    @willlllllllb ปีที่แล้ว +1

    first dude is so smooth 😭

  • @Beesarekindacool14
    @Beesarekindacool14 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    1:50 *A NEW CHALLENGER APPROACHES*