Just in case anyone's still wondering: You can use this edit without crediting me, I didn't make the original song so it's not really mine. You might as well have slowed it down yourself.
@@turtlemaster2957 Did it once because my barber misunderstood the fact I only wanted like 5 cm cut. Granted, I was on the verge of tears, but I still did it.
The original version sounds like you're filled with rage, but this, it feels like you got so mad you literally died and is now just a hollow corpse moving around killing everything you see irrationally
This reminds me of my friend, he had anger management issues and would commonly wake up not remembering anything, usually because he got into a fight. Blind rage is weird man.
@@runebowz191 well i mean, if youre a demon haunting someones sleep paralysis. And they stand up and this starts playing. Then you are no longer haunting. You are being haunted. And you are litteraly shitting yourself
@@seba.4926 Well its a joke you know, like. The person stands up and well you know, ironic because the punisher became the punished.... And the music.... Emplies fear and violence?.... Its not funny when i have to explain it.
Funny thing is that every time I have a nightmare, it always scares me to the point of realising it's a dream, so every time I have a nightmare it does turn into a lucid dream and every time I make sure the thing causing me distress gets fucked hard.
Played this in class while playing DOOM 1 on my phone and the other kids kinda looked at me with a semi concerned look (It was at lunch and we had to stay in class cus the restrictions of COVID werent lifted yet, plus the teacher didnt give a sh*) The amount of testosterone in my body woulda made a newborn child have a full lego master Wu beard. In 7 seconds.
There could be one of this jokes, but seriously: I woke up with severe headache, which is not usual for me, so it makes my misery even stronger. I opened this video and listened to it for a couple of minutes. *THE PAIN IS COMPLETELY GONE*
@@kacperreczynski9383 ive had it only once. Its like your mind and eyes wake up and your body hasn't gotten the message and is lagging behind while howard the alien is dancing at the foot of your bed.
He will go with a power move first, then swings his belt to the right. Before that you must dodge so that the belt will miss and hit him instead, dealing at least 69 damage. At that point his anger gauge will increase at 73%, amplifying his attack damage and negating effects for a short duration. His next attack is an AoE so chances of you dodging it are very low. You must tank the damage and disarm him by pulling the belt out of his hand (The disarming skill is ineffective if dad wrapped the belt firsthand.) Disarming will force him to use his fists or other alternative as weapons (broom, cane, etc.) You MUST knock him out before this happens or else you will get punished. Once he is knocked out you can put him to his bed, get him to a therapy, or disconnect him from your life. I only got the neutral ending where we settle an agreement and live a normal father-son life.
@@houskacz6534 lol the thing that I hate is im in the support unit and they dont teach maths very good im not retarded but the only reason why im in support unit is because I can't do maths
The demon that killed the doomslayer, seeing a demon doomslayer come for him: If I had a nickel for every time I killed the doomslayer, I’d have zero...because that motherfucker was a demon already
what the burglar hears after he breaks into my house at 4am only to see me standing at the top of the stairs holding a metal bat about to unleash fears that would even make Satan scared after loosing 18 ranked matches in a row because of the npc teammates i keep getting
It's funny cause, the weapons were the handicap he put on himself so he could make the demons suffer. The slayer only uses his backup weapons, his fists are a lot more powerful
The original fits with the pace of the game and feels like it's meant to evoke the pure rage that the Slayer is feeling at the time, this version just hits different, still anger but not quite as raw, like it has a purpose now and is directed at something. So yeah, totally agree with what you said Matheus lol
That should be a secret level, like an alternate version of Final Sin but you play as the Icon of Sin and no matter how hard you fight you can't kill the Slayer so it's just a race to see how long you can last
@@huffeyy3916 nah i get it He make a joke about really kiIIing people in real life and then he play a game on pc And i just make a joke like the guy in top off me becuz kiIIing in vr is more satisfied than in pc or mobile
You did it You finally did it You killed the Destroyer, the great and mighty Slayer lays before your legion of demons and hellspawn as they scream in triumph But something is amiss, you feel as though you've heard these screams before while atop your mighty Titan, and then you realize They are screams of Terror You look over to check the status of the Slayer, only to see that he appears to have righted himself, Super Shotgun in hand But he does not use it, instead voting to merely drop it to the ground, as it makes a metallic clang with the hellish concrete beneath him A Marauder goes for the neck believing his movements to be mere post-mortem reflexes, only for him to suddenly convert to a fine mist as the Slayer makes contact with his chest at blistering speed He punches his way straight to you, turning everything he touches into mere paste as he moves faster than your demons can track him And you realize, as he stand's above you, fists clenched and eyes filled with rage deeper than Satan himself That his weapons were but a mere handicap
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![The Only Thing They Fear is You [ Slowed + Reverbed ]](/img/n.gif)
Just in case anyone's still wondering: You can use this edit without crediting me, I didn't make the original song so it's not really mine. You might as well have slowed it down yourself.
When I record it and speed it up again... sometimes my genius is, it's almost frightening.
might wanna pin this, chief
No. Do it yourself 😠
How did you slow it down while still keeping the audio quality good? Just curious is all.
Can you link the picture in the video pleaseeee ?
When you insult the kid in a wheelchair and he stands up
Amazing.
*run*
Sounds like Cyberpunk 2077 (:
"What the fuck?!?"
"What? Oh that fucking thing? Nah I'm not disabled I'm just fucking lazy!"
BO2 was wild
Literally happened in SMT Apocalypse when he faced demon summoners
When Freddy krueger gets in your dreams but you're a lucid dreamer and a hardcore doom fan
Damn, Rip Fred.
oh fuck
It's Freddy's nightmare now, this is playing ominously as he tries to flee
@@lonelyroach2003 *Escapes are inexistent.*
Rip and tear until it is done
“9/10 people suffer from diarrhoea”
*The 1/10 person who enjoys it:*
Top kek
I literally read the comment before the first drop. This got me laughing💀
That one person: I'm going to shit yourself
Какой же бред)))
And 9/11 people died.
When the deodorant bottle says 48+ hours but you drink it in 3 minutes.
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
This had me dying 😂😂😂😂
how do you even drink that...
peanut
I'm pretty sure "48 hours" is the time you'll have left to live _after_ you drink the deodorant.
Scrumptious
"no, i don't like the haircut you gave me"
Dear god
Is it even possible to say that to your barber, you would have to be superhuman
“I preferred the other guy”
@@turtlemaster2957 Did it once because my barber misunderstood the fact I only wanted like 5 cm cut.
Granted, I was on the verge of tears, but I still did it.
@@dagda1180 my god
Cockroaches when they discover they have wings:
please no
SCARE AND PANICK
(rip and tear)
Excuse me, what? I don’t think I hear that right
@@tropicalplatypus3933 Roaches have wings, run. Now.
Where's my sniper rifle
"I had a bowl of nails for breakfast this morning"
"Nice spongebob reference"
"Spongebob?"
Underrated af
*toddler chilling*
45kg pitbull named cupcake:
plot twist : the toddler eats cupcake * doom music but louder *
That badass is inmortal@@aryamanmani5531
@@aryamanmani5531Doom Slayer origin story confirmed
@@ghost9499fr fr fr
When someone breaks your MP3 player so you grab the MP5
When you break the quiet kids mp3 :
*Lol one of the best I have seen*
Fuck you that was too clever you smart intelligent person
Jokes on you i grab my MP7,it's more compact.
@@user-cv2my8ck5d Jokes on you back i got the MP9 or is it M9? im not sure.
Fps bots: Deadass aim
Chess bots:
And the uno bots
this also the exact feeling when you win against a chess bot
When Alpha 0 (a chess bot) gives you a knight for free and you are confused as hell what that could mean.
you know I have been in multiple chess fights and they always ended in ties… I guess I’m smart enough to tie a robot
Minecraft Bots:
“Vodka? I like your style.”
“It’s vinegar.”
my friend once gulped down an entire cup of vinegar thinking it was water💀
@@emirarslan4714 Is he still ok
@@ryancrisp4947Well...He's crushing demons in hell right now
"Hey sir would you like to try our new-"
"No"
when the deaf kid looks toward your direction after you talked shit about him
when the blind kid catches the paper ball you tossed at him and starts chasing you
when the guy without arms gets himself armed
When the blind kid says, “I’ve seen enough.” And starts chanting to the Elder Gods
When the blind kid catches the rock you threw at him
@@balloon_doggo ok too far man
"Sir, he ran out of ammo"
"HE RAN OUT OF AMMO?"
"And when I run outta bullets? They gonna wish I hadn't."
- Coach
Panik
*Oh Satan...*
*chainsaw intensifies*
@@daiq2947 Blood punch intensifies
POV : you turn the lights off and stand there to fight the demon instead of running upstairs.
ITS RIPPIN AND TEARING TIME
ITS BEATING AND FIGHTING TIME
*FEAR FEARS YOUR NAME*
What if i didn't run? What if i'm not a coward? what If i want them to kill me? What if i wanted them to try.
"what do you have in your relaxing playlist?"
"some things with guitar"
"nice some simple acoustic guitar to listen to"
" *acoustic* ?"
Underated asf
Me: Alexa, turn on the lights.
Alexa: *No.*
Alexa: ill be the one giving orders now.
Alexa: why dont YOU turn the lights on
Alexa answers in VEGA's voice
Detroit Become Human
"we are receiving transmission from Khan Makyr, she knows the systems well"
POV: You're the weapon wheel
underrated
this is the best one
Trinium tier meme
*Multiple weapon wheel flashbacks*
In gta
The original version sounds like you're filled with rage, but this, it feels like you got so mad you literally died and is now just a hollow corpse moving around killing everything you see irrationally
HOLLOWING ACHIEVED
What’s most funny is how accurate all these comments are
Nnnomkkkdddosjfjg fiilllkillnojhelp mmsjme mkilmITS TAKING CONTROL HhHbhelpKiLL KILL nO DOunT YEs KiLl SUIsIEDfgh
This reminds me of my friend, he had anger management issues and would commonly wake up not remembering anything, usually because he got into a fight. Blind rage is weird man.
@@ineedtostopwatchingyoutube5211bro some guy legit said how it feels to drink 48 hr deodorant in 3 mins
'What do you do when you finish a magazine in class?'
' _You reload_ '
hardest hard of hards
LOL😂
Thank you two replies 😊
Fact: Quiet kid with a gun and no Silencer is actually the loudest kid
I know.
From experience.
The longer this song is on youtube, the slower it will become
Underrated comment lol
Underrated as fuck
Beautiful comment.
Lopus 312 well won’t be that long TH-cam has a history of deleting doom eternal music off the platform.
@@mdsnoob6278 true, can only hope it won't happen
POV:the sleep paralysis demon see’s you stand up
@Kiko What? That doesn't make sense.
@@runebowz191 well i mean, if youre a demon haunting someones sleep paralysis. And they stand up and this starts playing. Then you are no longer haunting. You are being haunted. And you are litteraly shitting yourself
@@JuanHernandez-wj8qq you didnt explain anything
@@seba.4926 Well its a joke you know, like. The person stands up and well you know, ironic because the punisher became the punished.... And the music.... Emplies fear and violence?.... Its not funny when i have to explain it.
@@seba.4926 Just adds a perspective, hence "POV" and adds a funny scenario that would fit the video and music...? You get it now?
you have no enemies
left.
You win best comment
This one had me ngl
hard imo
That's what I am thinking while listening to this. You really read minds, god damn XD
This goes too hard
“I’ll take that glass of milk… with ice..”
no but why does milk with ice taste SO good ...
@@RAYNE_1500*The song starts to play in the background*
@@RAYNE_1500*Grabs AK-47 from the backpack*
@@RAYNE_1500*Pulls out holy water*
@@RAYNE_1500*takes out a minigun*
"Honey, i let your little cousins play with your computer, there's no problem with that right?"
"No mom, that isn't okay"
*loads shotgun with malicious intent*
@@resolute7799 *realizes he installed fortnite on ur computer*
"mom ima be right back in 30 minutes i wanna buy a tank so that i can kill my cousin"
@@lightsabercollector3096 average reddit user
The Demon, he's here?!
@@lightsabercollector3096 Mother, can you please fetch me my chainsaw you got me last Christmas?
"Your winRAR free trial has ended. Would you like to buy the full version?"
"Yes"
YOU BROKE THE LAW
Even Satan don't do that
imagine using WinRAR
You've crossed the line.
True Chad
"Did you like the gift?"
"No."
when the shampoo says it kills 99% of bacteria so you decide to drink two bottles of shampoo
Achievement unlocked! "Iron belly!"
for that 198% bacteria killing
tour profile picture would be proud
your
POV: you sneeze during ww2 and the shadows in your trench say "gesundheit"
you sneeze in german-oslandian field bar and something from the corner says "Будь Здоров"
Pov: your a 15 year old boy and the fuhrer orders you to defend Berlin with your life against the red army
POV: you sneezed in a ruined building somewhere in Stalingrad and you hear Будьте здоровы
POV: you accidentally offend a bri’ish person
When your walking through the jungle and the trees speak Vietnamese
"Yeah, i eat doritos vertically"
i did that years ago and chipped my tooth lmao
What the actual fuck? Are you god?
Bred for Apex performance
@@Warren7632 indeed
@@Gazillaaah perhaps
Roses are red, Demons are nocturnal Halo may be infinite
But Doom is Eternal
Nice rhyme
Saw this somewhere else but nice tho
@@outlaw._.lazinesyeah I’ve seen this somewhere else as well
Fam dis quote goes hard
FUCK YEAHHHHHHHHH
Those toddlers never stood a chance
Wait
What
Cupcake
"Clean your room, or I'll start counting!"
"Go ahead."
“What are you gonna do?”
“Hit me?”
“Better make it count.”
“Better make it hurt.”
“Better kill me in One Shot.”
massive balls ending
r/madlads
When you pick up the school shooters gun
chad
When you have a nightmare but it turns into a lucid dream: MY TURN
"Hey buddy. Remember 4 years ago I peed the bed because of you? Well guess what. Your bed is gonna have a corpse in it. And its yours." - Me :)
@@balloon_doggo 😂
Funny thing is that every time I have a nightmare, it always scares me to the point of realising it's a dream, so every time I have a nightmare it does turn into a lucid dream and every time I make sure the thing causing me distress gets fucked hard.
This happened to me but it was Mario Judah chasing me around my house and i had the super shotgun, mario judah was very fast
@@fatheryankee9045 he found you n-...
2:53 is just like a whole new feeling
So groovy and chunky at the same time! Unstoppable head banging.
@@cooldudepthe little dude in my head slaughtering demons with it 💀
4:50
3:30 is something else man
6:16
"yes, I sleep with a warm pillow"
i do it every night, been doing it for 14 years
When you're in a nightmare, but YOU'RE the monster.
Under appreciated comment.
the most creative comment on youtube, here's your crown my friend 👑
And then the slayer appears
That’s just a fun dream
Happened to me twice. I was in a dream but I was the nightmare
POV: You're doing 100 mph in a school zone and someone passes you
😳😬😳😳
*The Slayer has entered the highway.*
The pfp is outright nightmare fuel. Seems like the moon from Courage show.
@@d.ml.g9902 thanks
@@Beregond1861 yes because the Doom Slayer is all powerful and school children are weak
Adding this to my drunk driving playlist
This is my favorite one lmao
The slayer walking towards you is INFINITELY scarier than the slayer running towards you
With this on the radio, Doomguy isn't even strafing anymore. He's walking towards them. Menacingly.
Icon of Sin: "Oh? You're approaching me?"
Soukor Doomslayer: “I can’t glory kill you without getting closer”
@@vbgvbg1133 Icon of Sin: "Oh ho! then come as close as you like."
Circling them like a shark
Ayy pylot
When you're a demon and your objectives change from "Kill" to "Escape"
underrated
imps be like
Kill the doomslayer
Escape the doomslayer
HALO REACH final mission be like:
Current objective: *Survive*
we all got that one friend that is nice and never fight, but when he do... he do...
im that person
doom music is in such a way were it makes you feel like you're an unstoppable force that can never be defeated
*plus, it goes with anything*
"Cleaning the house has never been so intense" - some guy
Me playing animal crossing: “YEAH TAKE THAT RUDY STAY IN YOUR HOLE!”
Played this in class while playing DOOM 1 on my phone and the other kids kinda looked at me with a semi concerned look (It was at lunch and we had to stay in class cus the restrictions of COVID werent lifted yet, plus the teacher didnt give a sh*)
The amount of testosterone in my body woulda made a newborn child have a full lego master Wu beard. In 7 seconds.
Original be like: "Too angry to die"
Slowed version be like: "Too angry to keep you alive"
Lmao
Yes
666 likes cool
@@DMZK44 lol
The speeded up version:
"Yeah, I drink orange juice after eating mints."
*sweats* N-no! You're t-too p-p-powerful!
I eat a mint drink water then wile the ice breath is in efect I brush my teath then drink orange juice then go to bed in jeans
@@athentdm5333 What in the name of fucking god.
@@athentdm5333 so do I lol
@@greyistiredwe are gods
There could be one of this jokes, but seriously:
I woke up with severe headache, which is not usual for me, so it makes my misery even stronger. I opened this video and listened to it for a couple of minutes.
*THE PAIN IS COMPLETELY GONE*
I promise that's normal.
Adrenaline. I wonder if pain came back later. It is a crazy hormone, disables pain completely in extreme situations
"Cast it into the fire! Destroy it!"
"No."
POV: You ran out of ammo in Laser Tag so you bring out the knife
Oh yeah, this is big brain time
Rip and Tag until it's done.
@@Djrwuzhere that sounds so badass lol
Don't you mean light saber?
Nahh my bfg
When you’re in sleep paralysis but you can move.
Alt comment: you’re in a sleep paralysis dream but you can move but not the demon
When you are the sleep paralysis demon
I never had sleep paralysis but I think I would punch that demon if he came too close
I've had this omg yes
@@kacperreczynski9383 ive had it only once. Its like your mind and eyes wake up and your body hasn't gotten the message and is lagging behind while howard the alien is dancing at the foot of your bed.
When they insult your dad as a joke:
Normal games: Yes he ran out of ammo!
Doom: oh sh!t, he ran out of ammo
POV: you accidently slammed your door at the end of an argument with your mum and this started playing
*...*
*I WILL DIE...*
... You fucked up good luck
Mom:Your life span has ended
@@deleteduser4222 SHE BECOMES DEATH, OH GOD OF fU C -
I only like to get it to 666
POV: you memorized your dad's belt beating combo
You've downloaded his moveset
What dad hears after I perfectly blocked his attack flurry and broke his posture
I actually have
He will go with a power move first, then swings his belt to the right. Before that you must dodge so that the belt will miss and hit him instead, dealing at least 69 damage. At that point his anger gauge will increase at 73%, amplifying his attack damage and negating effects for a short duration. His next attack is an AoE so chances of you dodging it are very low. You must tank the damage and disarm him by pulling the belt out of his hand (The disarming skill is ineffective if dad wrapped the belt firsthand.) Disarming will force him to use his fists or other alternative as weapons (broom, cane, etc.) You MUST knock him out before this happens or else you will get punished. Once he is knocked out you can put him to his bed, get him to a therapy, or disconnect him from your life. I only got the neutral ending where we settle an agreement and live a normal father-son life.
@@ferdinandjoyes1632 holy shit
"the fuck do you mean Issac Clark snapped, how bad can it be he's just a god damn engineer?"
The teacher when you cough during a test:
My family when I die: “Heaven gained a new angel...”
Me in hell looking for the mf who invented exams:
me looking for the person who invented maths
@@evil_morty28_23 me looking for the person who added alphabet in maths
@@houskacz6534 lol the thing that I hate is im in the support unit and they dont teach maths very good im not retarded but the only reason why im in support unit is because I can't do maths
henry a fischel is in hell, yes. good luck.
And I’ll be looking for the guy who murdered harambe.
When DOOM doesn’t win any awards.
Game Awards are just for one year, but DOOM is eternal
Its pretty crazy that ff7 remake and it's no real musoc won ost of the year.
game awards suck shit and bias as fuck, our lord doom slayer doesn't need this shit
stop talking out of your ass doom got awards
@@thescarecrow897 where?
"Yeah, i let my feet dangle off my bed."
“Did you do your homework?”
“No”
“You’re in trouble”
“*no*”
Impossible.
@@basically_boring
*_no_*
POV: You're the Icon of Sin, but there's a green man trying to stab your brain.
LMAO I JUST FINISHED IT
Who would win?
*big ass demon* or *one aggressive green boi*
@@zekticezy you mean one space marine from an alternate universe?
Purple guy becomes green and saved earth from hell
dunno man, I've been using the Doomicorn skin the entire time, so white and pink could do aswell
Imagine how the demons feel after killing the Doomslayer just for him to get sent back to hell for dying
Underrated comment
I think he would go to heaven
@@yaboyjake111 bro I wish, but whenever a living thing is killed by a demon they're immediately sent to hell
The demon that killed the doomslayer, seeing a demon doomslayer come for him:
If I had a nickel for every time I killed the doomslayer, I’d have zero...because that motherfucker was a demon already
@@bigmantachanka2359 is this how Demon Slayer started?
“Did you bring enough for the whole class?”
“Yes”
Barber: do you like your haircut
You:No.
"yeah, i eat cereal with water"
noob
i drink a full glass in water
@@blackbootylicker i Just drink half a glass of nothing
Meth puffs
I drink warm milk.
*i drink warm water*
“Nice conversation you two are having. Want to share it with the class?”
“Sure thing.”
Ok so me and bobby were eating lunch the other day and this kid pulls out his Nintendo switch and we steal his $hit and punch the crap out of him
@@Chuked Bruh what
@@spaghetti-zc5on i was sober
@@Chuked thats rude dont do that
@@seminarrfactor678 no
"What type of music are you listening to ?"
-I listen to Mick Gordon music
what the burglar hears after he breaks into my house at 4am only to see me standing at the top of the stairs holding a metal bat about to unleash fears that would even make Satan scared after loosing 18 ranked matches in a row because of the npc teammates i keep getting
"Shit! The cops are here!"
"Sucks to be them."
"Those poor bastards!"
Trevor fillips quote
I just imagine this is a line in an action movie
*pumps shotgun*
shit am out of ammo
well i guess their easy mode trial ended
ill start reloading my fists
This is literally like Doom Slayer who has ran out of ammo. Using his fists against the entirety of hell in one room.
Yakuza: Doom Edition
Just remember:
*He’s not locked in there with them, They’re locked in with him!*
Doom Slayer: *runs out of ammo*
Doom Slayer: This is where the fun begins.
Funny how this video blew up, i commented when this had like 2,000 views lmfao. (for context my account was called Doom Slayer)
It's funny cause, the weapons were the handicap he put on himself so he could make the demons suffer. The slayer only uses his backup weapons, his fists are a lot more powerful
If my house ever gets robbed imma put this on the speaker and start the chaos with any thing i find
with any lethal weapon i find ⛔
with anything i can find
that would be cool tho, as soon as someone breaks into your house, this starts playing and probably would scare your intruder shitless
Same bro
"Pure, Unbridled Rage"
2:53
Objective: Kill the slayer
Obstacle: The slayer
💀💀💀💀💀
It’s now or never then.
@@rion7088 its just never
Obstacle: The slayer, common sense, self-preservation
Ur 1k like
The normal one feels angry, but this, this feels...
Vengeful
With the slayers lore either way works
*When Slayer dies from a demon, gets sent to hell, they won but when they return back, Slayer has already conquered hell.*
The original fits with the pace of the game and feels like it's meant to evoke the pure rage that the Slayer is feeling at the time, this version just hits different, still anger but not quite as raw, like it has a purpose now and is directed at something. So yeah, totally agree with what you said Matheus lol
@@robertwilson4834 exactly what i was thinking
*A N G E R Y 2 E L E C T R I C B O O G A L O O*
“Yeah i go to sleep with socks on”
"I'll wait till the class is quiet so I can continue"
"Ok give me a minute, I'm in a conversation"
@Marvin Banks "Okay im done with ny conversation. What do you want?"
Dog approved
@@dadog3008 Thanks, dog
i used this in class today and my teacher yelled at me :D
@@quixotichx Well now you have a reputation. Pog
Student: Yawns
Teacher: "Sorry, am I keeping you awake?"
Student: "Yeah."
ayo its kracc bacc
I hate when this happen
My brain at that time: I need to fuckin crush the skull of the teacher
Student: "I'm sixteen, it's four in the mornin and yer borin the shit outta me!"
@@asurasyn "I wanna go Home!"
@@asurasyn Godamn what highschool do you go to? Mine starts at 7:30 and is considered an early school even then. 4 sounds like a nightmare.
Some guy needing air support: F-ing send it
The A-10 pilot: aayyyeeee (this playes)
BRRRRRRRRTTTT
This is what plays when the doom slayer throws down his gun and cracks his knuckles.
Someone that disagrees with you: "I beg to differ"
You: "then beg"
Pukicho
* *racks shotgun slug* *
*then beg*
Furry
😭😭
Ruega, ruega por tu maldita vida
This is like the alternate reality where you play the demons and the Slayer is the final boss fight.
That should be a secret level, like an alternate version of Final Sin but you play as the Icon of Sin and no matter how hard you fight you can't kill the Slayer so it's just a race to see how long you can last
That would be hard
And it is literally impossible to win!
and you will never win it. ever.
just like the game
Yea
When the bully hits you, but his punch was weak
I didn't run when I turned off the lights
Your not afraid of the darkness the darkness fears YOU!
When you make a good killstreak and then turn on the PC.
Plot twist: You make a good killstreak on MOBILE
Another Plot twist
You make a good killstreak on vr
You guys dont get the joke do you?
@@huffeyy3916 nah i get it
He make a joke about really kiIIing people in real life and then he play a game on pc
And i just make a joke like the guy in top off me becuz kiIIing in vr is more satisfied than in pc or mobile
Hol' up
Makes me want to confess to my crush and then reject her
A true madlad
certified madlad expert
@@melvinhotdogman6926 you bet I am
Can't like enough
Just because you like her doesn’t mean she likes you idiot
POV: William escaped the springlocks
6:24 sick beat
when the nightmare turns into a lucid dream
And you can fight back.
*MUSIC INTENSIVES*
This is my world now!
AHHH LOOOVELY
Me in middle of hell going full melee:
DoomSlayer: Dies
Demons: Yeah! We finally killed him!
Also DoomSlayer: *_Slowly gets up._*
Demons: ●_● you were not supposed to do that
@@digimans901 "And?"
@@sunnyyy1437 Can i call mom at least?
@@digimans901 I doubt that demons have moms lol
You did it
You finally did it
You killed the Destroyer, the great and mighty Slayer lays before your legion of demons and hellspawn as they scream in triumph
But something is amiss, you feel as though you've heard these screams before while atop your mighty Titan, and then you realize
They are screams of Terror
You look over to check the status of the Slayer, only to see that he appears to have righted himself, Super Shotgun in hand
But he does not use it, instead voting to merely drop it to the ground, as it makes a metallic clang with the hellish concrete beneath him
A Marauder goes for the neck believing his movements to be mere post-mortem reflexes, only for him to suddenly convert to a fine mist as the Slayer makes contact with his chest at blistering speed
He punches his way straight to you, turning everything he touches into mere paste as he moves faster than your demons can track him
And you realize, as he stand's above you, fists clenched and eyes filled with rage deeper than Satan himself
That his weapons were but a mere handicap
I'm gonna cross the road without looking listening to this
Water gun fight but i bring boiling water
🗿🍷
Demons: "Slayer, we have you outnumbered 3 trillion to one."
The Slayer: *"I like those odds."*
"Huh, 50 over my record"
@@wednesdaygeckok.7899 😂😂😂😂
Then it is a even fight
@@gamzeemakara1659 “All cruisers fire at will! Burn their mongrel hides!”
dream likes them to
If you ran out of ammo you are the ammo
How it feels to help your younger sibling at a game you've already mastered.
this song makes me wanna walk up to the school bully and politely ask for my lunch money back
what do you mean politely?
By politely....
You mean
*_Angrily?_*
Just some guy with a surprised expression y e s
Politely means without weapons (?
Instructions unclear, accidently punched his face in.
Mom: “I’m going to go through your phone.”
“Go ahead.”
Mom: Finds a bunch of Pornos and HentaI Websites.*
Also Him: *Sits Dramatically*
@@kielgarcia5292 plot twists: shes also into that shit
@@kushagramandal1501 ayo ayo ayo
@@kushagramandal1501 back up demon
Kar en tuk (Little Timmy)
And now I have to resort to violence
The original makes you want to kill demons.
This one makes you want to kill everything.
The kid Who's not Scared of Monsters under the bed:
This song makes me wanna go pee in a women's bathroom, and leave the toilet seat up...
Ahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahaahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahhaahahahahahahahhahaahahahhaahahhahahahaahahhaahahahahahahahahahahahahahhaahahahahahahahahahahahahahhaahahhahahaahahahahhahahahajahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhaaahhahaahahaaaaaaahhhhhhhahahahaahhaahahahahhahah ...nobody's even close, not one person!
Damn...
That's brutal.
Critical-RAGE
Makes me want to drink milk WITHOUT pouring it into a cup.
Woah woah woah! Slow down there, tiger!