I love how every actor came in read the script and thought "huh cheesy but i will give it my best" and Tim Curry came in read the script and thought "Huh im gonna have so much fun with this"
Tim Curry checking out the lady's "assets" at 40:40, and the look on his face turning back to the player completely destroyed me. It's more his over-the-top behavior than the joke itself.
Star Wars Empire? EA makes Star Wars Games a Little while later, C&C Tiberium Sun has Darth Vader Actor playing GDI General. A Shame for what EA has become they help made RTS now they Create Games for unfair cuts of Money as a Greedy C&C Generals player that takes all the Oil Derricks and Collects a Majority the Maps supplies or that Guy that leave a unit Idle in a unlimited Money Pickup and watches his Faction Money rise
@@adamnyx340 they made anime like a couple of decades before going into empire nazi mode, so animu is safe, it might even become part of the imperial culture
Humour is a very serious matter, and this game's cutscenes are the greatest example. The plot and dialogues are silly, but you can see that the actors gave their very best and had a lot of fun.
It meant so much to me during the Emperor assassination mission in the Soviets campaign to rescue the captured bear and conscript. Goes to show the units had alot of personality, which ultimately helped sympathize with your own men as a general and... get immersed, I guess.
@@xemnaseast2762 Their say didn't really matter though. Oleg bluntly says he "figured as much", so it's clear that forced or not, the majority of the Soviet army assumed that Krukov would be the type of person to attempt an assassination on the premier.
Indeed. That Uprising DLC ending was such a satisfaction, because of what sassy piece of spineless shits we got. Fuck USA, Fuck USSR, and Fuck Japan!!! LET THE ANARCHY AGE BEGUN!!!!!
Basically, when Einstein was gone, Nukes would not be invented since he was the one who discovered it, and that means the US couldn't nuke Hiroshima and Nagasaki, that means Japan was even stronger.
Not JUST that. According to all these ''time travel'' rules and knocbacks. To alter the timeline, you dont JUST need to do anything at all. Being you there is enough for timeline to change. But even after that, when they killed einstein before he got all famous and found e=mc'2, The timeline needed a NEW intelligent person that could do it. Which, As a result, he borned in japan as emperors son. They didnt jus had TIME, They also had an replacment for einstein. So they could invent technology and prepare for war.
Einstein have nothing to do with A-bombs. His only contribution to the bomb is that he signed the Einstein Szilard letter which was warned the US that Germany started to research fission to create a powerful bomb. The fission theory was the work of Edward Teller, a hungarian born physicist. The other theories were invented and researched by Enrico Fermi, an italian physicist and Leó Szilard, a hungarian born physicist, also by a french physicist Frédéric Joliot Curie.
When I replayed this mission I built 4 or 5 Tesla coils surrounding the bunker and force fired them on the bunker after the cutscene. However, a large army of flak troopers with magnetic mines would also work. It takes just a moment to destroy the bunker then you instantly get his whole army.
If i could make a choice between Eva and Tanya i would go for Yuriko. Giant mob trying to murder us: Me: Yuriko get behind me yuriko: Hold my drink. Two seconds later: what did you say honey flower? Who would not have a date like that? Of course this also makes an argument a bit difficult.
The last mission for the soviets was by far the most easiest and quickest of them all, just send Natasha to flank them from behind, get some twins blades to guard her, then let her airstrike the statue. Pretty simple
Everytime I play Soviet: "SPAM APOCALYSPE TANKS" Everytime I play the Empire: "SPAM THOSE GIANT ROBOTS" Everytime I play Allies: "SPAM SUPERWEAPONS GODDAMIT!"
Tim Curry is the Soviet premier: Oh my god! George Takei is the Emperor: Oh my godd!!! JK Simmons is the President: OH MY GOD! David Hasselhof is Vice President: O H MY FUCKIN G O D This casting is incredible
This game doesn’t deserve the slander it gets, the soundtrack, celebrity appearances, call backs to old games (red alert 2 New York in particular) and the gameplay in general amazing game Don’t get me wrong red alert 2 is unbeatable gem of the past but red alert 3 is not a bad game only bad command and conquer is Tiberian Twilight the awful command and conquer 4
Yes it deserves the hate it gets. .Bimbo generals .Co-op in every single campaign mission (I work alone) .graphics worse than Tiberium Wars. .humour was forced .can't take Tim Curry seriously as a Premier. Yes, the hate is deserved.
At 1:0:56 you can see how it says that there was a pilot who claimed there was a crash caused by a big dragonfly (the rising sun's burst drone) on the bottom
Hold on! In the soviet campaign, didn't the emperor's son say that the soviets will pay for killing his father. I expected a little scene at the end where just before they deal the final blow; all of a sudden there would come this huge mofo Japanese army led by the emperor's son who would then say something along the lines of "SURPRISE BITCHES!!
Well, soviet campaign is non canon, so its hard to say who killed Yoshiro in canon timeline. Either way, yes Tatsu is the villain/protagonist of the expansion, but fights Allies in allied campaign and defend Japan from soviets in Imperial campaign. In soviet campaign he is not present at all, so no revenge.
This is such a great fucking game and i love it so much. I dont know why people are hating on it. It even lacks what people hate most about EA. Microtransactions.
Man, this makes me yearn for a good relaxing round of Command and Conquer...I normally prefer the Tiberium-Saga ("For Kane and the technology of peace!"), but this isn't bad (not to mention that when crushing the computer, I normally always take over their Central-Building to build the units of all the factions :) )
52:30 I would capture the vacuum imploder and use it on cherdenkos power plants to shut off his flak cannons then send a fleet of kirovs to destroy his fortress.
@teslagod2003 That's a nice tactic I play that mission sometimes when I'm bored playing skirmish Sometimes I destroy everything and other times I capture the allies base and cherdenkos's vacuum imploder to wipe out his outposts
I love how every actor came in read the script and thought "huh cheesy but i will give it my best" and Tim Curry came in read the script and thought "Huh im gonna have so much fun with this"
Well, considering Tim Curry in Rocky Horror i think he dont have any limits.
Because Tim Curry
Hell, I'd have fun with it.
the... SPACE!!! line almost broke him lol
Sadly they don't act like military force like in RA2.
Allies: betrayed by their president
Soviet: betrayed by their Premiere
Empire: all hail our glorious emperor
98kazer wtf ? No !! :/ yuri’s fault
@@RasmeyKyo
I meant the red alert 3 premiere
not the red alert 2 premiere
Glory for the Empire!
Nod: My time has come
@@cmdr_zhemzzayy Probably because Japanese Culture value loyalty,same goes to any East Asian Cultures.
1:50:28 "I'm escaping to the one place that hasn't bee corrupted by capitalism...
SPACE!!!"
Somebody give this man an Oscar already!
I laughed harder than i should have
Well that's tim curry for ya man.
Zeratulr hello from Soviet Union :-) . Привет из Украины (Hello from Ukraine)
SPACE FORCE SPACE FORCE LMAO
Im sorry but planet's already capitalized space using quantuam foam's
Tim Curry checking out the lady's "assets" at 40:40, and the look on his face turning back to the player completely destroyed me. It's more his over-the-top behavior than the joke itself.
It was kind of a stupid joke, honestly. It was just.....dumb.
@@Amp661 I disagree, but respect your opinion.
@@Diamondfist1 acknowledged.
@@Amp661it's hilarious
So if Einstein dies....
Japan becomes some sort of Star Wars empire?
Star Wars Empire?
EA makes Star Wars Games a Little while later, C&C Tiberium Sun has Darth Vader Actor playing GDI General.
A Shame for what EA has become they help made RTS now they Create Games for unfair cuts of Money as a Greedy C&C Generals player that takes all the Oil Derricks and Collects a Majority the Maps supplies or that Guy that leave a unit Idle in a unlimited Money Pickup and watches his Faction Money rise
Yeah
B-but when they too focus on military.... Anime and weebs will not exist... Right?
@@adamnyx340 they made anime like a couple of decades before going into empire nazi mode, so animu is safe, it might even become part of the imperial culture
No Einstein ,then , no nuke,right?
So,Nagasaki and Hiroshima had never been bombed,so Japan maybe didn't surrender,thus became really developed
5:42 still gives me goosebumps
Edit can't believe i commented this a year back and now here again
Yes
Dito :D
How about now lol
are we coming up to 3 years?
Humour is a very serious matter, and this game's cutscenes are the greatest example. The plot and dialogues are silly, but you can see that the actors gave their very best and had a lot of fun.
It meant so much to me during the Emperor assassination mission in the Soviets campaign to rescue the captured bear and conscript. Goes to show the units had alot of personality, which ultimately helped sympathize with your own men as a general and... get immersed, I guess.
Saving Comrade Ivan?
Trueee, the comments of the Soviet infantry always made me laugh
@@TheJetsetterthat was a good one
37:56 I just love how the premier was explaining how krukov was the traitor and you just have an army ready to kick his ass...
Bruh
It sucks that he really wasn't the traitor and that the premiere actually set that up I liked him
I also love how it's implied Krukov was already so despised by the Soviets that Cherdendko just had to go "he did it" to convince everyone.
@@IkeFanBoy64 in Soviet word of premier is a Law. Like now in Russia word of Putin is a Law
@@xemnaseast2762 Their say didn't really matter though. Oleg bluntly says he "figured as much", so it's clear that forced or not, the majority of the Soviet army assumed that Krukov would be the type of person to attempt an assassination on the premier.
This game series is so freaking stupid and I love every moment of it. I sure hope EA stops sucking and makes a Red Alert 4 one of these days.
What i hate about RA3 is how a lot of the unit designs sucks and look futuristic. Red Alert is about the cold war not a futuristic game.
RA3 flopped lol
@@tengkualiff Think it was c&c 4 that flopped. They dropped everything what made c&c good in that game.
@@karlhans6678 no, thats the tiberian time line which more serious...
@@xiuhcoatl4830 Tiberian Sun is a well made futuristic game.
Male cast: A and B-list actors
Female cast: Porn stars
They do porn???
@@TheKingofAndrosica the soviet assistant (Dasha) did shoot some nude scenes in a show called Banshee
And anti-vaccination nut-jobs!
The girl that played Natasha is an MMA fighter from Texas.
I'd watch this if this was a movie.
This is something missing in current games. This cutscenes made you part of the game, get involved and have a goal to pursue.
2:20:00 "we will take westwood" haven't you done enough EA?
Sadly they are far from done.
the Abomination is never sated.
You already destroy it EA
destroying EA HQ in this game best part of the Game!
Hammer Tank but it will never leave a permanent effect on gaming culture
Nobody:
Japan: *Sends teenage girls and anime designed robots to war*
Anime power apparently🤔
sol ragna Japan: Don’t f**k with me, I have the power of God and anime at my side
Allies & Soviets: NANI?!
:_D
@@jeanmichel8919 before you need time travel going wearing a like mask anonymous unknown is a randomly goverment from future
Psychic edgy schoolgirls
6:33 Emperor Yoshiro: "Oh, MYYYY!!"
That was a Jeagar
watching the cutscences make me feel so real like am in the middle of the war , the actors were so good and taking their job serious
this was such a weird & amazing game. I remember knowing that them actors in this was not normal, but seeing it again is just amazing.
man, they got some big name actors and actresses for the cutscences. amazing.
This is my childhood right here. Command & Conquer games. Tiberian Sun. Man those were the DAYS!!
16:51 "Our enemies was thrusting deeply into the motherland's tender nether regions" LMAO!!!!!!!!!
I still wonder how he managed to say that without laughing XD
Guess he said that after drunk tons of vodka.
yoooooooooooooo!!
Silly game. xD
and how your adviser raises her eyebrows and glances at him XD
red alert 3: a game where being betrayed ends up with you betraying everyone
Indeed. That Uprising DLC ending was such a satisfaction, because of what sassy piece of spineless shits we got.
Fuck USA,
Fuck USSR,
and Fuck Japan!!!
LET THE ANARCHY AGE BEGUN!!!!!
??
Basically, when Einstein was gone, Nukes would not be invented since he was the one who discovered it, and that means the US couldn't nuke Hiroshima and Nagasaki, that means Japan was even stronger.
Not JUST that. According to all these ''time travel'' rules and knocbacks. To alter the timeline, you dont JUST need to do anything at all. Being you there is enough for timeline to change. But even after that, when they killed einstein before he got all famous and found e=mc'2, The timeline needed a NEW intelligent person that could do it. Which, As a result, he borned in japan as emperors son. They didnt jus had TIME, They also had an replacment for einstein. So they could invent technology and prepare for war.
Einstein have nothing to do with A-bombs. His only contribution to the bomb is that he signed the Einstein Szilard letter which was warned the US that Germany started to research fission to create a powerful bomb.
The fission theory was the work of Edward Teller, a hungarian born physicist. The other theories were invented and researched by Enrico Fermi, an italian physicist and Leó Szilard, a hungarian born physicist, also by a french physicist Frédéric Joliot Curie.
Yeah
Lmao this is such a dumb explanation, fun game though
Well is a excuse for have the faction in the game because use nuclear weapons against japan will be a problem
"New York will soon be renamed Commandergrad! I think..." 56:48
When your name is actually *COMMANDER*
1:45:42 i couldnt stop laughing at the boat riding on land there
That boat drank too much vodka
I thought its empire sudden transport for a sec
Kirov Reporting.
Da?
Charging up!
Kirov is a joke in Uprising, that US bomber and Japanese giant-head-thing are ridiculous.
KIROV RISING
it 'll be a silent spring
37:56 - That scroll down to an already prepared attack force right in his base 🤣
When I replayed this mission I built 4 or 5 Tesla coils surrounding the bunker and force fired them on the bunker after the cutscene. However, a large army of flak troopers with magnetic mines would also work. It takes just a moment to destroy the bunker then you instantly get his whole army.
0:20 - to the Batcave Robin!
32:45 Gregor *Zelinsky* oh my....
39:00 that one Peacekeeper cheering...
8 seconds in, I see Tim Curry, that's it, i'm sold.
1:17:11 freedom, liberty, the pursuit of happiness... apple pie
why not oil?
Because poppy fields are in fashion nowadays
46:14 Look at the mini map.
Cheesy
a time when EA still do something proudly..
You mean when people still judging the EA from its quality instead of microtransactions.
Allied Ending: Choose between Eva and Tanya
Me: Im gonna find Giles and tell him to get us a malt
nice one
ww3 be like a
Eva ftw
@@Cross_111 earth become hell if technologically future is come to reality
If i could make a choice between Eva and Tanya i would go for Yuriko.
Giant mob trying to murder us: Me: Yuriko get behind me
yuriko: Hold my drink.
Two seconds later: what did you say honey flower?
Who would not have a date like that?
Of course this also makes an argument a bit difficult.
Krukov: "I will enjoy destroying you"
Not even 5 seconds later: *Comes into camera view all beat up and injured* "You filthy traitor!"
XD
Bro if you use Natasha she would give instant death to his cc and only his defeat cut-scene would play...
The last mission for the soviets was by far the most easiest and quickest of them all, just send Natasha to flank them from behind, get some twins blades to guard her, then let her airstrike the statue. Pretty simple
Or just send 10 Kirovs
Im ashamed to admit i never beat the Japanese story i couldnt beat Yokohama
Hanz Get ze Flammenwerfer You could also use a bunch of Dreadnaughts like I did.
Hell I always liked destroying the base, then dropping a whole bunch of Apocalypse tanks to destroy the statue
I prefer using dreadnoughts, RA2 style that is
0:00 - I've always thought the scarf was an arm, so they'd both just be flopping in the wind.
me too
@@mati-im so computer will never exit without nuclear
40:38 good one general. u are cultured general
Since EA is now owned by microsoft........maybe we can get RA4 with more Tim Curry and George Takei......
Preach it comrade camaro
2:54:00 top 10 anime betrayal
Ok
JK Simmons is perfect for a campy game like this, I bet he LOVED it.
"Ohh Myyy!" - Emperor Yoshiro
58:10 Im happy that you decided to reenact the opening of Red Alert 2!
*cue hell march 2*
kirov reporting
Hell March intensives. 😶🚩
"Next time we meet, you will not have your General at your side..."
*2 Missions later.*
Krukov is not alive anymore xddddddd
Everytime I play Soviet:
"SPAM APOCALYSPE TANKS"
Everytime I play the Empire:
"SPAM THOSE GIANT ROBOTS"
Everytime I play Allies:
"SPAM SUPERWEAPONS GODDAMIT!"
Eh no, Japan's best weapon is its navy, namely the Shogun Battleships, you only need a handful of them to blow up an entire enemy base to smithereens.
I do: SPAM FLOATING GIANT HEAD
Soviet: SPAM DEM KIROVES
Allies: BOMBER AIRPLANES
Empire: SHOGUNS AND ROCKET ANGELS
Every time I play any factions:
SPAM SHREKS!!!
Me when i play the empire:SPAM THESE GIGA-FORTESS
40:36 I fuggin love Tim Curry
For you see sir...
Time, is on our side.
The most iconic line ever
Amazing camera directory. you handled the in game camera like an epic action movie. amazing
"You have been pain in my zhopa"
God fuking dammit,i laughed so hard!
Machine God, timecode pleeease
2:29:37
May not be so funny, if you are not Russian.
Really gotta love how ridiculous these factions are with their outlandish weapons and technology xD
46:29 "What have you done you filthy savages?"
ALEX: Yes.
I like the uniforms. They should adapt some of them to the real world. And of course publish another Red Altert Game, maybe with more Factions
German Faction
Chinese Faction
Third Party Faction
Europe Faction
Indian Faction only making an appearance
@@crack9014 what about the tiberium universe and red alert and generals universe all come together
Commander Alex and Commander ALEX are defending Leningrad lol
what a minute japan uno reserve card attacking usa
Tim Curry is the Soviet premier: Oh my god!
George Takei is the Emperor: Oh my godd!!!
JK Simmons is the President: OH MY GOD!
David Hasselhof is Vice President: O H MY FUCKIN G O D
This casting is incredible
3:44:58 is my fav part
What happened there, I am honestly confused.
Fuck you
thenameisgsarci in RA2 Uprising when you beat the conquest mode when you play as Futuretech (I think it’s called.)
Ah, S#!T Hell
thenameisgsarci You basically screw everybody over.
This game doesn’t deserve the slander it gets, the soundtrack, celebrity appearances, call backs to old games (red alert 2 New York in particular) and the gameplay in general amazing game
Don’t get me wrong red alert 2 is unbeatable gem of the past but red alert 3 is not a bad game only bad command and conquer is Tiberian Twilight the awful command and conquer 4
Yes it deserves the hate it gets.
.Bimbo generals
.Co-op in every single campaign mission (I work alone)
.graphics worse than Tiberium Wars.
.humour was forced
.can't take Tim Curry seriously as a Premier.
Yes, the hate is deserved.
1:52:42
Actually, this is why I played for Allies😂
At 1:0:56 you can see how it says that there was a pilot who claimed there was a crash caused by a big dragonfly (the rising sun's burst drone) on the bottom
Really like the Spy Kids-esque vibe from the cutscenes.
The character "General Krukoff" was designed in such a way that he has to be a dick to the players, regardless of their civilization.
Gemma Atkinson was really hot in this
3:21:48 I feel this could be a meme
- We don't even know if it works...
- What works?
- My... TIE MACHINE!
37:57 well that's a cheesy ass strat, I like it
C&C Red Alert 3 was amazing I need a time machine to go back in year 2008
Hold on! In the soviet campaign, didn't the emperor's son say that the soviets will pay for killing his father. I expected a little scene at the end where just before they deal the final blow; all of a sudden there would come this huge mofo Japanese army led by the emperor's son who would then say something along the lines of "SURPRISE BITCHES!!
Well, soviet campaign is non canon, so its hard to say who killed Yoshiro in canon timeline. Either way, yes Tatsu is the villain/protagonist of the expansion, but fights Allies in allied campaign and defend Japan from soviets in Imperial campaign. In soviet campaign he is not present at all, so no revenge.
How have I never heard of this game with so many famous actors/actresses in them
EA.
So this game has Tim Curry, JK Simmonds, George Takei, THE HOFF AND MALCOLM MCDOWELL?!
This is the best game ever made. Oh my god.
God Bless the Enclave
Mcdowell?
I dont think so
The Soviet general is the same guy who played as the Wishmaster!
Yep, and he speaks about 10 languages, yet he never had a great role...
He is Kravchenko in Call of Duty Black Ops 1 and 2
he is also the russian character in LOST
He is russian in real life from his father side.
Dear lord, Tim Curry, Georg Takei and Peter Stormare... I'd watch that anytime!
WHAT A GAME..... NOSTALGIC
Imagine this game had more cutscene hours then battlefield 5s gameplay + cutscene hours combined
This is such a great fucking game and i love it so much. I dont know why people are hating on it. It even lacks what people hate most about EA. Microtransactions.
21:31 Did you think it will be so easy to stop us ?
- Yes it is.
red alert 2 was my child hood
Umm... wrong video to comment on?
AndyZ Both Red alert 2 and 3 were my child hood
AndyZow me to red alert 2 and 3
AndyZow mine, RA 2 Yuri's Revenge...
My childhood was my childhood.
Girls from this game were .... well...amazing :D
Dasha!
@@teammagmasmaxie6107 human futuristic dystopian highly advanced technology level maximum superior and that now knowing become true dream reality
Höes
I love how they just decorated the soviet leaders and generals with the most random soviet badges and medals😂
58:07 Y'know once I saw those Airships I just went
"OPAAAAAA KOMRADE, CHARGE!"
Everyone should have seen this coming from Cherdenko: He's played by Tim Curry goddammit!
watching this in December made miss Home Alone 2
51:49 the best c&c costume ever :D
They really had Jenny McCarthy play as Agent tanya in RA3.
I finnaly discovered that Yuriko is another yuri
3:44:56 "character quits "
Ooohhh .... the golden times when EA cared about making their games good.
OMG that was the best! Thank you so much for this movie!
Thanks for remind me about this game😍. Im playing RA3 everyday when i was school.
Orang mana?
Great recommendation in 2022. Thanks youtube!
Man, this makes me yearn for a good relaxing round of Command and Conquer...I normally prefer the Tiberium-Saga ("For Kane and the technology of peace!"), but this isn't bad (not to mention that when crushing the computer, I normally always take over their Central-Building to build the units of all the factions :) )
Amen to that. It’s so fun using a fusion army.
Jonathan Pryce is always a win.
J K Simmons is always a win.
Two of them together??? WHAY??? WOW!!!
three factions later and i was still unstoppable
This is live from Moscow 2022
That was a great campaign I still love playing it! :)
52:30 I would capture the vacuum imploder and use it on cherdenkos power plants to shut off his flak cannons then send a fleet of kirovs to destroy his fortress.
@teslagod2003 That's a nice tactic I play that mission sometimes when I'm bored playing skirmish Sometimes I destroy everything and other times I capture the allies base and cherdenkos's vacuum imploder to wipe out his outposts
@teslagod2003 I'll have to do that the next time I play the mission
I miss playing this game. Glory to the Soviet Union!!!
japan unique and supreme
"You have been a pain in my жопа for some time now" - silly, bit still funny.
1.95 John Abruzzi finally invented a time machine to get his P.I back.
oh lord...Tim Curry and George Takei...brings back soooo many memories
Kevin, your credit card was declined.
That conscripts stealth skills puts Solid Snake to shame