I like how this channel is only relevent to subjects that haven't been relevant for over half a decade or far, far, far longer. It's like content is being churned out for all 5 people interested in bionicles in 2020.
Unfortunately someone recognizing my exclamation of "Karzahni" when I dropped something led to a friendship that ultimately resulted in me wanting to break something over his head.
Also don’t forget the exclamation “Mata Nui!” Referring to their worlds deity. And one I personally made up “Son of Makuta!” which refers to the Rahkshi, and replaces our real world “Son of a-!”.
I made up "Son of a Doom Viper," which refers to the aggressive, six-headed serpent with poisonous breath. In-universe, it's often used as a comparison. Like, "That's like keeping a Doom Viper for companionship" or "Like having a Doom Viper curled up next to you at bedtime."
Lewa: "I'm going to smoke-breathe some dark-wet weed and my mind shall wind-fly as I get sky-high and none of you can stop me." The other Toa: "wtf bruh."
One time Vakama was trying to attack Voporak but kept failing, and he said a word that "Would've gotten him kicked out of the Ga-Metru school". Even Makuta was didn't think a Toa would say that
It was some kind of phrase. Potentially aimed at Ga-Matoran specifically? It’s not unusual for people to say some horrific things in the heat of the moment that they don’t actually believe.
The fact that BIONICLE has all the ingredients of strong world-building including detailed maps, languages AND swear words show that it is top tier fiction.
Apparently the reason Matoran insult eachother so much was because Metru Nui had a civil war so by the time of the second movie no one in the main cast trusted eachother when they first met because the conflict just ended not that long ago.
1:26 The idea of an entire group of eldritch demon robots acting like sitcom bullies to one of their members is really funny to me. Like I’m imagining a Makuta general fumbling an important campaign, and only avoiding punishment because he referred to it as “pulling a Spiriah”, which the other Makuta found so funny, they decided to ignore it and point and laugh at Spiriah instead.
I am currently in a Bionicle based RP group like D&D but it's a system specifically based around Bionicle called Doronai Nui. My character is a Bo-Toa (Toa of Plantlife) (Yes there are more than just the primary 6 elements in the Bionicle Universe, and no Air is not "Jungle", Damn G2...) My character got his hands on a spicy pepper and used his Plant powers to weaponize it to do Chemical based Fire Damage, it earned the name in the group "The Makuta Piss Pepper" cause I remembered somebody describing being "Pepper Sprayed" like "Being pissed on in the face by the Devil" My next goal is to invent a Combustible Lemon
'Just as Lego intended.' Watched this with my friend and we laughed so hard. Love the content that I discovered of you including the Ace Combat and now recent Bionicle bunge of videos.
You forgot a lot of words. Cordak is a slang term that can be all nominative, verbal and adjective. It's not an insult but means basically someone who failed at something at the worst possible level. Like the Toa Cordak.
No, the term "Cordak" took on the meaning of "desolation" after the death of Lesovikk's team and the local Turaga going mad and sending the entire Matoran population to Karzahni. Pretty sure before that, 'Cordak' was probably just the name of the island where the Toa team was based, like 'Cordak Nui.' Of course now, "Cordak Nui" means, "Great Desolation." It's fitting.
0:41 made me burst out laughing 🤣 also I used to learn Bionicle curses, to the point I would sometimes say Karzahni as an exclamation as they said it was in the encyclopedia both of which I read cover to cover. The only time someone got it was when of my roommates was a Bionicle fan. Pity he was a prick otherwise.
After watching this I can confidently say, without any proper research whatsoever, that there is absolutely roodaka rule 34 because that's just how the internet works
Just to clarify: They are not called 'Bionicles' there are several species and races in this fictional universe, like Matorans, Skakdi and more. 'Bionicle' stands for 'Biological Chronicle'
The picture in the video is The Shadowed One, the head of the Dark Hunters. Brutaka is bipedal, wields a double bladed sword and wears the Great Kanohi Olmak.
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@@Dargonhuman when it gets to the makuta, it shows Brutaka.
"Kid-friendly sentence enhancers" is something I never knew I needed in my life until now.
Can’t wait to assert my dominance at school by using these words
Same
im gonna walk up to the lads and say "whats up my fire spitta"
@Beckham yeah but many people in school are idiots and don’t know about bionicle
@@phantomaviator1318 YOU CAN'T SAY THAT, THAT'S RACIST-
well atleast ya didn't say it the hard r way
Same
I've been calling people kohli head for over a decade now, this video is like coming home.
Take me home to the place I belong
toa slang
Karzahni
Roodaka is...
Kinda hot
That Karzahni car bit worked too well.
That intro was dark-wet as hell.
*dark-wet as Karzahni
@@jpeg6906 yes.
actually can't believe you don't have 50 billion subs yet
We don't have enough bionicle lore
I want more comics
The matoran in the thumbnail is saying the F word for anybody wondering
Next the entire bionicle storyline
Incredibly important video.
"You smelt to much smelter fumes, firespiter"
What about "makuta bones"? I feel like Jala used that sentence enhancer too often to not be a swear.
Basically means dead, as Makuta had long since ceased having bones by the events of Mask of Light.
Cant believe this was posted 3 hrs ago lmfaooo so hilarious. I literally loled
no! lewa what are you doing on that bridge!!!! no!!!!
Honorable mention: TOHUNGA
I was not ready for what went down in this video
If only FailSafe knew these words.
0:11 have a bar
the car commercial tangent was pretty darkwet, and so is the reference in the channel name
3:21 Is no one gonna talk about this?🤣🤣🤣
2:42 pretty accurate representation of real women
Everyone calls Jalla racist but seems to forget about Onewa
"Vakama can't tell Roodaka..."
But... wasn't she built with a Vakhi head? Not a Rahkshi?
...
Wait.
Roodaka's name is a swear word.
Enjoyed the video! Your content is pretty sweet. Also, why'd you use Brutaka when mentioning the BoM? I know it's a bit of a nitpick, but I'm curious
Brutaka initially worked for the Brotherhood before joining the Order of Mata Nui
I wore that fucking vakama costume as a kid.
If ya'll want the Biblically Accurate Spiriah, Look up Belial (They both have a Similar Definition). And Karzahni is basically Bionicle's N-Korea.
Dude this video is pretty Dark-wet.
Pog
I like how this channel is only relevent to subjects that haven't been relevant for over half a decade or far, far, far longer. It's like content is being churned out for all 5 people interested in bionicles in 2020.
I think you mean all 5 million. XD
*See Roodaka*
I can fix her.
Oh yes
Twitter types
so hordika is bionicle for furry?
No
@@mislavgrosinic5584 Yes.
Just told my plug i need some more of that dark-wet
'You're a lousy lime joint!' - Some Matoran.
Big ooof to the self esteem
Woah, dial it back there.
Savage
Dude there's children arround.
OH SHIT
3:04 "Now you TOO can be racist towards matorans of Ta-Koro!"
yay racism!
Oh casual racism towards Ta-Matorans is TIGHT!
Just as lego intended
The fire spitters are stealing our jobs
Koli head you could have been makuta bones
This is a skill I did not know I needed
Same
Also referring to a bionicle as "cross-wired" means that they are saying some crazy things or they are acting crazy
Stop acting so cross wired
If someone tells me to "Go to Karzahni", a life-long friendship was formed in that moment
Unfortunately someone recognizing my exclamation of "Karzahni" when I dropped something led to a friendship that ultimately resulted in me wanting to break something over his head.
@@SuperODST1 Hopefully not any BIONICLE figures. XD
@@SupersuMC oh no, certainly not.
Besides, the Stars Takanuva figure he gave me was too small to be effective for that
Also don’t forget the exclamation “Mata Nui!” Referring to their worlds deity. And one I personally made up “Son of Makuta!” which refers to the Rahkshi, and replaces our real world “Son of a-!”.
beach
Son of a Nui-Jaga!
Religion is very important to Matoran expressions, it comes up all the time
I made up "Son of a Doom Viper," which refers to the aggressive, six-headed serpent with poisonous breath. In-universe, it's often used as a comparison. Like, "That's like keeping a Doom Viper for companionship" or "Like having a Doom Viper curled up next to you at bedtime."
I just imagine someone saying 'Mata Nui' is the equivalent of saying 'dear god' or 'oh god.'
Man this is some Dark-wet content right here
That's what Roodaka said😂
@@Friendly_Neigborhood_AstolfoDid... Did you just... XD
@@SupersuMC yes...yes I did! XD
@Pokemon_Breeder_Astolfo I hate your name, But I like your comment, I don't know how to feel
Lewa: "I'm going to smoke-breathe some dark-wet weed and my mind shall wind-fly as I get sky-high and none of you can stop me."
The other Toa: "wtf bruh."
Turaga Nuju: *gesticulates wildly then pantomimes taking a hit off Turaga Vakama's staff*
Makuta: w o t
You should be banned from using tree-speak ever again
@@icarusgaming6269 agreed
I had to google the effects of Marijuana and it said something about increased aggression so I thought oh g2 pohatu is just normal pohatu but high
Piraka is basically the bionicle version of the N word-
now im just imagining a gang straight up calling themselves the N---as but unironically.
I thought fire spitter was the bionicle version of the N-word
@@mberka12 It is.
@@mberka12Yyyup, fire spitter is more ethnic, piraka is more 'occupational' so thug/gangster/raider but goes a bit harder.
The gang is on the loose
Nothing you can do
One time Vakama was trying to attack Voporak but kept failing, and he said a word that "Would've gotten him kicked out of the Ga-Metru school". Even Makuta was didn't think a Toa would say that
what did he say wise Mandalorian 👀
What.was it he said oh wise turaga?
Vakama canonically said the Matoran equivalent of the f-word. XD
It was some kind of phrase. Potentially aimed at Ga-Matoran specifically? It’s not unusual for people to say some horrific things in the heat of the moment that they don’t actually believe.
@@GrizbyK72it's true, nokama called vakama a firespitter once
Tahu gave Lewa the “F word” pass
love your pfp
The fact that BIONICLE has all the ingredients of strong world-building including detailed maps, languages AND swear words show that it is top tier fiction.
“Stupid fire-spitters taking our jobs.” - Completely unrelated unnamed Po-Matoran craftsman
Ahkmou, probably.
Now I can swear like a bionicle, thanks!
No, you swear like a toa.
@@googleyoflolz9930 whatever fire spitter
Im cry
@@googleyoflolz9930 nobody cares about your crying fire spitter
Apparently the reason Matoran insult eachother so much was because Metru Nui had a civil war so by the time of the second movie no one in the main cast trusted eachother when they first met because the conflict just ended not that long ago.
That explains so much.
Wish it was mentioned in the movie
It was actually further away than you think, it was like 80000 years before the movie
1:26
The idea of an entire group of eldritch demon robots acting like sitcom bullies to one of their members is really funny to me.
Like I’m imagining a Makuta general fumbling an important campaign, and only avoiding punishment because he referred to it as “pulling a Spiriah”, which the other Makuta found so funny, they decided to ignore it and point and laugh at Spiriah instead.
I am currently in a Bionicle based RP group like D&D but it's a system specifically based around Bionicle called Doronai Nui.
My character is a Bo-Toa (Toa of Plantlife) (Yes there are more than just the primary 6 elements in the Bionicle Universe, and no Air is not "Jungle", Damn G2...)
My character got his hands on a spicy pepper and used his Plant powers to weaponize it to do Chemical based Fire Damage, it earned the name in the group "The Makuta Piss Pepper" cause I remembered somebody describing being "Pepper Sprayed" like "Being pissed on in the face by the Devil"
My next goal is to invent a Combustible Lemon
Channeling your Cave Johnson, I see.
@@cakeboss4194 Yup!
Bionicle dnd sounds fantastic
Somebody help I'm wheezing over this
I need the rulebook for this format
I can get my sweet new ride with Karzahni! Thanks Oboe.... 👍
'Just as Lego intended.'
Watched this with my friend and we laughed so hard. Love the content that I discovered of you including the Ace Combat and now recent Bionicle bunge of videos.
You forgot a lot of words. Cordak is a slang term that can be all nominative, verbal and adjective. It's not an insult but means basically someone who failed at something at the worst possible level. Like the Toa Cordak.
So _thaaat's_ why the Mahri's blasters were so lame.
Don’t worry I have a FAILIURE blaster
@@mitchellbambam5926 more like desperation but yes
No, the term "Cordak" took on the meaning of "desolation" after the death of Lesovikk's team and the local Turaga going mad and sending the entire Matoran population to Karzahni. Pretty sure before that, 'Cordak' was probably just the name of the island where the Toa team was based, like 'Cordak Nui.' Of course now, "Cordak Nui" means, "Great Desolation." It's fitting.
That karzhani bit is freaking hilarious
Top 5 bionicles who swore, you won't believe number 2!
0:41 made me burst out laughing 🤣 also I used to learn Bionicle curses, to the point I would sometimes say Karzahni as an exclamation as they said it was in the encyclopedia both of which I read cover to cover. The only time someone got it was when of my roommates was a Bionicle fan. Pity he was a prick otherwise.
We have found levels of bionicle lore I never thought we'd reach.
I was exposed to Roodaka as a child and she ruined my life.
Technically, while not canon, some of the community will replace the f word with Thok.
So, if you want to tell someone to f*** off, you say thok off.
Clever
After watching this I can confidently say, without any proper research whatsoever, that there is absolutely roodaka rule 34 because that's just how the internet works
Go to Karzahni, Stalin
Unfortunately, there is. :(
And I thought bionicle was untouched by weird fanart
@@Warhammer40k_enjoyer Have you heard of Humanicle? Search that up for some truly cursed images.
@@Warhammer40k_enjoyer Well aren’t you just a kholli headed fire spitter…
Someone who's a pro at writing told me my world must have unique insults, I thought it was a joke but after watching this video I think he was right
Don't be attracted to snake lady.
Don't be attracted to snake lady.
Don't br attracted to snake lady.
Damn it all... 4pm, time for my daily betrayal.
This is the first time I heard of Roodaka and I almost feel the same way.
I only speak in bionicle
If we all start speaking and writing in bionicle we can take over
“No no he’s got a point”
Been trying it for years, to mixed results.
"Vakama can't tell roodaka he wants to ___ her rakshi heads"
That hit different 😂
Oh my god I forgot that's what-- oh my god🤣
Vakama was a bit quirky
Kolhii was the ball used in a Matoran sport of the same name, so a Kolhii-head is a ballhead
The ball is also made of stone
@@xryeau_1760 So stonehead.
Gotta drop some of these into my stop motion
Man you also upload great content, keep up the good stopmotion
So would fire spitter be the Bionicle equivalent of calling someone the n word
...Yes. XD
You are doing Mata Nui’s work
The Karzahni car dealership bit destroyed me
Just to clarify: They are not called 'Bionicles' there are several species and races in this fictional universe, like Matorans, Skakdi and more.
'Bionicle' stands for 'Biological Chronicle'
*Says Brotherhood of Makuta
*Shows Brutaka
Actually Brutaka was a member of the Brotherhood before he joined the Order of Mata Nui
Not an insult per say, but Mistika means "spirit of the Mist", so that could be Bionicle for pothead
1:18 I have the biggest grin on my face if that's really true.
It is, it’s mentioned specifically in one of the books, they introduced themselves as the Piraka to the Toa Inika
That's fire-spitter with a hard R!
I have an unhealthy obsession with Roodaka
welcome to the club, lad
same
Get a life.
Oh no lmao
Simp lord located
how to be racist, the bionicle way
Oboe I'm pissed I can't stop calling things Dark-Wet I hate this
Don't forget misusing Maori language for common characters. Wait we don't wanna be actually offensive?
This is oddly educational ... I LOVED IT !!!
OK but can you do a video essay on the movies and videogames?I need that void filled
i hope i dont get in trouble for calling people Pirakas like when my uncle told me to call a black guy a funny word mum dosnt let me say
2:46 "She betrayed the brotherhood of makuta" (show's a picture of brutaka, who at that point in time was in a cave guarding the Ignika.)
The picture in the video is The Shadowed One, the head of the Dark Hunters. Brutaka is bipedal, wields a double bladed sword and wears the Great Kanohi Olmak.
@@Dargonhuman when it gets to the makuta, it shows Brutaka.
Brutaka actually did serve the Brotherhood before he joined the Order of Mata Nui
This channel will sooth my Bionicle heart for the time being.
Watching these is destroying my video recommendations
Same
I wouldn't say it's destroying them, merely improving them. ;-)
I once heard "Piraka" is the equivalent of the N-word.
More of these Bionicle vids please!
oh my god he used my favourite phrase!
Au contraire/on the contrary
And they say my passion for bionicles is weird
Oboe, where is an accurate lore recap I can watch? this is all so complicated without your help.
I'm going to say the F-word
FFFFFIRESPITTER
I'm starting to think this isn't ironic and that you actually like bionicle.
If you are saying that he shouldn't like Bionicle, go to Karzahni you absolute Spiriah.
@@robobird3383 This is the best reply I've ever gotten on youtube.
W.A.P < Dark-wet
They don't have a word for fuck because love isn't canon
In all fairness Agori and Glatorian can.
@@brod8142 But then it'd be a swear word in Agori, not Matoran, so...
2:37 Roodaka as an insult? What heresy!
One more video then I'll go to bed
"The definitive sign of great world build is in-universe swear words."
My N'wah!
If you see some unbelievable shit you can also say: "By Mata Nui .. "
1:36 Aw cmon, Miserix is a sweet build! His creator even made a new build recently that looks even better!
Yeah, I'm not sure there's much shame in being killed an ancient demonic dragon