He just spoke the truth. It’s nuts that ppl are buying into the fat positivity folks hustle. What’s infuriating about the Slaton sisters is Tammy has for sure been on disability for years. Their state pays for her housing, food and some poor caregiver that has to wipe her butt for her. They come from generational obesity and lack of education, so it’s likely their mother and other family members have been on gov programs for most of their lives. Her medical bills and funeral cost would also be covered at pretty much 100% being on Medicaid. Families like their’s make it so much more difficult for ppl with real disabilities to get the help they need.
Holy shit that chatter: "is your new meta to make fun of the mentally challenged, pretty cringe" Asmon: "if it was id just pull up your logs" I can still feel that poor man's roasted corpse
@DrakeButler-yl2ii HIT is high intensity training, so things like lifting weights with good form and slow-motion reps. HIIT is high intensity interval training, which is where you hit your maximum effort doing cardio for a short period of time before falling back down to a much easier pace for a while before repeating.
German shepherd story pissed me off but the whole government assistance thing got mw heated. I grew up literally dirt poor in Mexico like my living room floor was dirt and rocks. When i came to the states i watched my mom work herself to the bone to keep us fed and clothed. Then when me and my brothers were old enough we had to start working to so we could take some weight off my mothers shoulders. It boils my blood knowing lazy pieces of shit get free money from our taxes while there's people out there living paycheck to paycheck grinding as much as they can for a hope of a better life. Anyone who does that is a waste of space and oxygen in my opinion and they should feel ashamed of themselves for taking advantage of the system. I get just as angry when i see someone driving a fancy car, wearing nice clothes and jewelry and they still have the nerve to use EBT.
Yeah...? Don't forget that same government sends recruiters to your teenagers high school to trick them into getting their face blown into a hole for some blood money overseas..... and the parents are proud! Go country!!!!
so ur saying im a waste of space and oxygen because i get money from the government because of my autism? something i have no control over and was born w/? :(
The term healthy weight exists for a reason... if one weighs too much the excessive fat can kill them, if they weigh too little the lack of nutrients can kill them. While this is a metric that will very wildly between height, gender and general body frame, it is still an important one that a lot of people disregard.
@@kjellannn Fair enough. But bodybuilders aren't the only people with abs showing. Most people with abs showing are not bodybuilders. Most people with abs showing are healthy.
Obesity should really be treated as akin to drug and alcohol addiction. It's not about making fun of you or putting you down for having the addiction, it's about addressing it for what it is and the real health risks and mental and emotional detriments that are a result of that addiction and about linking people with whatever therapy, treatment, and/or support that will maximize their chances of overcoming such a problem and living a happier and healthier lifestyle. Obesity has such resources but the public perception for obesity has become too sensitive and so many people don't even want to acknowledge that it is undeniably a negative lifestyle, so many people who would benefit from resources that are out there don't utilize them, if they even know they exist
Who else goes on mainstream tv on a regularly programmed tv show for money to feed their addiction and makes themselves permanently disabled then beg for money in hopes suckers out there will feed them.
@@youfinallyfoundwaldo1364 oh I didn't mean the sisters, they're obviously using it as a scam...I meant anyone who is obese and their obesity is directly from overeating and lack of exercise and would actually benefit from having support with getting healthier.
I gotta agree, treating it like a disability is just going to encourage it because the government is literally endorsing such self destructive behavior.
@@SaltareObscurum People are often overweight or even obese, but it's still pretty rare to see someone THIS bad. These are people who really do need help, they will end up with serious health problems down the road for sure. I don't think body-shaming is good, but still.... people need to recognize that it is terrible for you to be this obese.
@@crazydude5825 That depends. The whole „Body Shaming“ bs is Bad. Bc it Depents, if someone smokes like Crazy and End up with a negative outcome, Well it’s your fault. If you eat yourself to Death is just suicide with extra steps and Society has to pay for your along the way. If you have some weird uh whats the english Word 🤔 illness? Sickness? Like something That is Not your fault. Then it’s Not okay to make fun about That. But even then if somebody has a big nose and you say something about it Well it is what it is. And Most of the Time People Are cool With it and take the Joke or give a Counter and both laughting. Also my english sucks sorry 😅
30:20 - Fun fact. My friend works at a crematorium and he told me fat people have to go first before the whole furnace gets hot. Because the burning fat tissue raises the temperature of the oven too much and it could damage the equipment.
@@satsumamoon Some would consider that disrespectful to the dead. Sounds like the type of thing that would require consent, like donating your body to medical research requires consent. If someone would do that to a corpse without the consent of the person or their next of kin, then they’re probably a potential serial killer.
Disgusting af. Can they even all fit or do they have to chop them up to fit? I bet that smells traumatizing. Flaming toxic fat jelly. 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮
We might meme on Asmon, but he knows his stuff on taxes and IRS, its actually interesting to listen. I personally wouldn't mind a full on stream of him just talking non stop (make it a 10 hour intro)
im right in the middle of the reinventing myself part of my thirties and this video was just a godsend, need to save this for anytime i feel like not doing something again...
Anytime I wake up and think "I really feel like changing my shirt today", i just think of this video and realize... "Ah fugg it, I don't have anything this big in size anyway"
12:58 boy that shit makes me so mad. I found an injured House sparrow a couple of weeks back, brought it home, nursed it back to health, set it free again, 6 months ago, i did a similar thing with a Eurasian blackcap. I can't imagine not looking after animals that need care. that shit just gets my jimmys rustled big time
Did you hear the part where she said that the money was going to the funeral parlor to build interest? I doubt that, but it is plausible that the money could be for a post-funeral luncheon? It's not fraud, it's clever planning, and the 1000lb Sisters are planning for the future!
I agree with you but unfortunately there is tons of people who scam the system and make it hard for people who are disabled and need help. I'm only 37 but 2 years ago someone hit me head on breaking both legs and my dominant arm. Took me 2 years to be approved for disability and without a couple good friends who paid my bills until I could pay them back I don't know what I would have done. I did construction all my life so I can't do that anymore but I'm going to figure out a desk job now ... thought about trying to stream but from what iv seen set-ups can be pricey. Love watching your videos, keep up the good work. 👍
Not sure if this will help, but I hope it does. A lot of video game and audio video companies do support completely online to help when people fuck up their games. Usually your only qualifications are 1. Do you have a pulse 2. Can you type in full sentences 3. Can you copy/paste from our list of approved responses. Real low intensity job, that would still afford you time to stream until that becomes more lucrative, and you might even learn a few skills to help with the streaming depending on which company/agency you work for.
@@justformay While you are correct your reply misses some key facts. It's no longer very likely that someone can go from nothing to big, the market is very saturated now. Also those that did start somewhere and got big now have the best equipment possible. That $900 starting setup would put them at a sever disadvantage. All said, it can still be done, new people establish themselves on twitch all the time, you just need to be interesting and entertaining.
As a fat person, the very concept of fatphobia pisses me off. It'd be nice if we could stop making up stupid words and ideas for people to use as excuses for their own shit decisions, but that's not the world we live in.
Very well said. It just doesn't make sense in general to call it a phobia. A phobia is a fear so being a dick to people just because they are fat is not a phobia. It's just being an asshat.
I understand where they are coming from. Like dont bully fat people and say vitriolic shit about them they still exist. But normalizing someone dying from a fat heart is where i draw the line lol
@Tig Black That's fucked up yea when people laugh at s fat person CLEARLY trying to fix it and be or stay healthy I wanna punch those assholes in the face. Fucking cruel like laughing at a homeless person trying to make up any idea at all to sell something.
@Tig Black its a real issue. Ive seen some fat people busting their ass off and i would hate if someone made them feel self conscious and quit. Really would suck
An example of someone who is a sociopath is someone who acts to be your best friend at work and will backstab you the first chance they get while reasoning that it was your fault for trusting them.
My own boss: Hey boss, you're doing some obviously bad shit that lots of people are pointing out is obviously bad... Have they discussed this stuff with me? Well, no... Then it's THEIR FAULT. Actual exchange with that man, the town mayor. No one is discussing it with you because they fear retaliation by you, which IS PART OF the obviously bad shit you're doing! When the person responsible for handling complaints IS the person you're complaining about, that runs the police dept, you're f-ed, so vote like it matters.
"You can get disability assistance if youre fat" Me: "Id like to order 2 number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, 2 number 45s and a large Soda"😂
What is bad about scamming the SocSec is that that money is limited and is meant to help people who've worked their whole lives but don't have the benefit of a 401k via work. So these sisters are effectively robbing from low income earners ability to retire!
That's not true to a point, the disabled get help by all of us. This group of people I greatly am glad to help because they do need it. These two women don't need because they are scamming the system. They say they are!
@@pagevaughn9194 what's not true? Social Security was ABSOLUTELY designed to supplement low income retirees who don't have great to any retirement plans.
To be fair, Asmongolds mother was likely going through menopause. Some older women do not gain weight but many of them do. A diet of soda is not good or the cigarettes but when women go through that their hormones are out of whack along with their metabolism.
34:46 - Yea, the threshold is different for each person. When I was around 15kg/30lbs overweight it was bad. I looked "fine", but physically I felt horrible. Dragging around the extra weight combined with not nearly enough activity during the last two years resulted in a weight gain, so I adjusted my eating habits a little and in 3-4 months I was back at my regular weight.
It blew me away when I got to my heaviest(80 pounds over) how shitty I felt literally all the time. I can't wrap my head around how anyone who is even heavier can say it's healthy especially if you weren't overweight all your life. If you've been overweight since childhood I give a little leeway because it's all you've known. Asmon is right to say that speech like "you're fatphobic for saying someone needs to lose weight" or "healthy at any weight" is a disservice to society and the individual. Yes you shouldn't be bullying people no shit but I have every right to dispute your ridiculous claims that eating 8000 calories a day with no exercise is healthy.
Congrats boo. I was 210 at my highest and I'm 5ft 5. All the weight was my in my face and tits and stomach.. lol I looked like griselda Blanco lmao. I have my drivers license pic on my profile to remind me and to laugh. It's not that hard to loose weight just be like nike..just do it
"Detective Asmongold" needs to be a segment ASAP and my Dad on our way to bail hay on our farm would ask the people with signs if they'd help us bail and get paid. They would say fuck off lol
I ran across the 1000 pound sisters show and watched a few episodes. I'm all for personal responsibility, but that does not stop me from feeling sad that two people are making a living by showing how they are killing themselves, and they have no desire to pull themselves out of their situation. The episodes I saw had them at a weight loss surgery clinic. Apparently, they never followed through with that. This kind of obesity stems from some type of abuse or neglect, same as drug dependence issues. But then, the American system of enabling kicks in and people never get themselves out of it.
Lol I watched the whole show, Amy and even their brother Chris (who tagged alone to support Tammy) put in a lot of effort to actually get the weight loss surgery! Tammy on the other hand took 3 seasons to seriously commit to it and then almost died in a weight loss facility.
What you said about putting other people down and how it has to do with ego I'll tell you it's so true. As a kid I was always a little chubby, and when I was 14 I weighed 185, I wasn't like super fat but always self conscious growing up and have noticed egotistical thoughts and self-centered veiws, I don't put other people down but there's things I wish I could change, I figure it stems from me being cubbies and feeling the immediate diffrence in the way I was treated. I now weigh 150 but am still not at my goal, still have some belly fat that I could lose. Your spot on though it's all some survival instinct, almost like it's human nature or perhaps past trauma from an unconventional youth. Still figuring it out
Being morbidly overweight is not a disability and allowing those to have it only perpetuates the problems of obesity. On to my next point.. Always go with your instinct. Your instinct may be lazy and hone in on the less important details such as someone's appearance, but your instincts exist for a reason. Don't allow yourself to feel guilty for being judgemental toward people, and of course always try to see people in the best light possible. But people are often grotesque or stupid for reasons and you are repelled away from them for reasons and you should listen to those instincts. Again, always try to find the good in people. But when you can't find any, stop reaching for it. It is not uncommon for people to fall into or even be brought up in bad situations, but it's not as common as you may think that people cannot get out of those situations with a little effort and ambition. People who are stuck in a situation are rarely stuck by anyone's doing but their own. And giving them support and attention only make you part of the reason they're stuck.
Wrong, extreme obesity is a disability and your instincts won’t do shit to your society, do you know why is almost always your country men that are morbidily overweight? You have not public healthcare, your society doesn’t have a public approach to health, you don’t have a social obligation to your fellow country men, when you have public healthcare you have a fucking obligation to the system, to your fellow country men, if you’re this fucking obese you’re an expense to the state, to your fellow taxpayers, and you have a fucking ton of campaigns and information about a healthy weight so people be aware of their weight, and the rates of morbidly obese people are not that big.
My father is an example of "perpetuating the cycle". He grew up with a racist abusive father and continued that onto my brother and myself. We however saw thru the bullshit early on(blessed we had a mother who helped guide us until she had the strength to break free from his abuse too) and removed him from our lives when we could. Some years later I get a call from my father playing the victim "ohhh boohoo why does no one care for me my life was tough growing up" to which I replied "and you made our lives hell to go thru yet we are not the hateful/abusive person you are. You had your choice, you took the easy way and held onto the hands of your demons while we had to fight off the demons you gave us to live happy-ish lives". Of course he didn't understand and I haven't heard from him since.
In March my 12 year-old nephew was hit by a car and was in ICU for 72 days. Two women started a go fund me for his medical bills. $15,000+ was donated but the women kept the money. Why do young people think they should earn a living by scamming others? It is sickening.
Im so sorry to hear this. It is sickening as it makes it very hard for those who hear of a tragedy question if it is fake. Many as your nephew's family could use help are used. Used and hurt all over again by scammers. Hope your nephew is doing better.
The whole world was built by the elders and is based on the principle of "fake it to make it". The young are just smart enough to copy what they see works. Name me one big cooperation that doesn't keep screwing people for their own benefit. And governments don't really care. The 45 - 65 generation were blind and did not see what was going on, they were swimming in wealth and did not care! Everything that was built from 1940 to 1980 was built with non-existent money, all on debt. And now that this system of creating something out of nothing is collapsing, you blame the young people? Old people whine that their lives are so bad because it's getting harder and harder to maintain their absurdly high lifestyles, and blame the young people for it, unbelievable. Why didn't you just start your own fundraiser? It takes less than an hour. There are hundreds of videos on how to do it! If you are in such a predicament, I think it is IRRESPONSIBLE to trust someone else with that much money. It shows the attitude of someone who lives their life to let others do what is needed. When it doesn't work out, we complain and say "I didn't do it, it's not my fault, someone else fix it!". That makes me sick! The fact that America doesn't have a liberal health care system just proves my point! You don't care until it hits you and then you blame others! Every action like the Right to Repair movement, the ocean clean-up is done by young people who are fed up with old tyrannical structures telling them how to live their lives. The 45 - 65 generation loves to have the government tell them what to do. How many times have I heard "this is not against the law, is it?", without knowing it, people have become slaves of "law & order" wich they have absolute no controle over. I really hope that the boy will be fine, but the ignorance of your generation is just insane. It is the main reason why everything is getting out of hand at the moment.
That's so deguesting and emorel what kind of person does this kind of thing so sickening I'm so sorry to u and your nefeus family that this happened to your family.
you know how in movies sometimes the person whos not actually dead shows up to their own funeral? i just picture this chick showing up and just being like i am the picture of stealth noone will ever know its me XD
@10:02 but what about tips? I do work where I quote a job and sometimes they will overpay by 40-60 bucks even on a check and when it was very clear on the price agreed on. It's assumed it's a tip.
You won’t see this, but the reason why people point out when someone is this cat is because it takes work, day in day out work, to stay this fat. You could not imagine the effort of eating enough calories to maintain that body weight level. It’s fucking mind blowing.
39:27 When you pay in advance for funeral services the amount does,in fact, accrue interest. You are,basically,putting money on their books. Which benefits them. And in turn,most funeral parlors pay interest on advance payment for funerary services. I speak from personal experience.
So because Asmon doesn't know and I felt like clarifying, the canaries they took into the mines wouldn't die, at least not unless they were left. they would smell when the miners hit pockets of gas and freak out letting the miner not to go any farther because they have a much better sense of smell than us.
Dont ever feel bad about being 'fatphobic' or 'transphobic' its completely a natural human reaction to feel disgusted or uncomfortable with such things
I don’t know how I could even live my life before meeting asmo. This guy is the best. I literally feel like he’s mt best friend. It’s both sad and awesome at the same time.
I grew up next to the American border...and on the other side of that border was a town full of people just like this....Its actually quite prevalent in some part'z....3:00
they put the dog in the car hoping it would marinate with the spices they coated it with so when the dog was eventually fully cooked they would have a meal fit enough for at least one of them
Just wanted to point out something with the "obesity on welfare" bit: yes it is self-inflicted (except in very rare cases), but it is still a serious debilitating condition, so the alternative as a society is to tell these people to go die. That said, perhaps we could middle ground by attaching strings to the welfare, requiring them to use support systems to get them back to somewhat healthier lifestyles, but as always, the problem becomes where do we draw the line? Not to mention the fact that getting people to go along with government mandates is already like plucking geese with garden shears.
In the EU, the countries who have experimented with universal basic income 1) didn't make it basic, it was complementary, something like 400 euros, 2) it required the beneficiary to either be employed or be an active job-seeker (reports to government agents, says who they sent job applications to, etc). That's how Finland did it at least.
How is the only alternative to tell them to go die? One immediate alternative I can think of is for them to lose weight and eat healthier. It's not magic they aren't incapable they are unwilling. There are plenty of options for helping overweight people that aren't giving them money or telling them to die. Your concept of reality is frightening.
@@zazollo Yes it is you can start that immediately and it will immediately have positive benefits. You act like the only viable solutions in life are ones that are a quick immediate fix. Most things worth doing take time and effort and aren't a snap of the fingers. Yes if you've reached 700 pounds there is no immediate solution beyond death. It's not because other people have told you to do go die it's because you have chosen to throw your life away. 700 pounds is not a sustainable weight as he mentioned in the video. So your real options to actually survive are to somehow get healthy and learn to care enough about yourself to want to live a healthy life, or don't and die. It's really that simple.
Damn Asmon, this almost killed me: "you watch jerry springer and you see jerry springer's got a guy on there that he [ __ ] his sister and you think to yourself hey that's not too bad what a loser i only [ __ ] my cousin"
27:37 - I do this for my mechanic all the time, and he always has time for me and does an excellent job, so over paying for me isnt a test, its so that i get better service next time
3:55 Honestly, I think when people go around putting others down, it just tells us a lot about them. Happy people _DON'T_ go around putting others down... Unhappy people do.
When someone is so large that it becomes their body type, personality type, current and future aspiration, favorite activity, source of income and their entire identity.... you can't say "don't call me fat" Lmaooooooo GET TF outta here 🤣🤣
this is how it works in my country (EU area): there can be congenital or illness related condition that cause you to be overweight and are eligible to disability paychecks. one simple example is diabetes. but unless you are diagnosed with such an issue you are not going to get paychecks for being willingly fat, you might get it if being overweight causes you to lose mobility but then ,you're getting the paychecks for the mobility loss not for the overweight.
"Godskin Duo" says someone in chat, sending my sides into orbit
God damn it i can't unsee it now
Lmao I just saw it too
Bane?
They can't be the "Godskin Duo," neither of them is skinny.
Holy shit lmaooo
"You know who's fatphobic? Your body."
Fucking legend
Love when a boy isn't afraid to be himself, I applaud you, Asmon
He literally is
Facts
hes a grown man, check the hair line. Its goes back with every year. Hes atleast 150 years old! XD
@@peterkent6250he's 33 years old this year. So yeah, he's a grown man.
He just spoke the truth. It’s nuts that ppl are buying into the fat positivity folks hustle. What’s infuriating about the Slaton sisters is Tammy has for sure been on disability for years. Their state pays for her housing, food and some poor caregiver that has to wipe her butt for her. They come from generational obesity and lack of education, so it’s likely their mother and other family members have been on gov programs for most of their lives. Her medical bills and funeral cost would also be covered at pretty much 100% being on Medicaid. Families like their’s make it so much more difficult for ppl with real disabilities to get the help they need.
Holy shit that chatter: "is your new meta to make fun of the mentally challenged, pretty cringe"
Asmon: "if it was id just pull up your logs"
I can still feel that poor man's roasted corpse
almost choked on food when he said that outta no where xD
Asmongold has fake teeth because he let them all rot out. This is the person you are choking on penis for
Maybe if you cried about it it would help if not there’s always something high you could hop off of 😂😂
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This killed me
“Healty at any size”
Heart attacks are just HIIT cardio.
The "Body Positivity" movement is best defined as "an American death cult."
Heart attacks are just hit marks tho
Zone 6 hits different.
@DrakeButler-yl2ii HIT is high intensity training, so things like lifting weights with good form and slow-motion reps.
HIIT is high intensity interval training, which is where you hit your maximum effort doing cardio for a short period of time before falling back down to a much easier pace for a while before repeating.
German shepherd story pissed me off but the whole government assistance thing got mw heated. I grew up literally dirt poor in Mexico like my living room floor was dirt and rocks. When i came to the states i watched my mom work herself to the bone to keep us fed and clothed. Then when me and my brothers were old enough we had to start working to so we could take some weight off my mothers shoulders. It boils my blood knowing lazy pieces of shit get free money from our taxes while there's people out there living paycheck to paycheck grinding as much as they can for a hope of a better life. Anyone who does that is a waste of space and oxygen in my opinion and they should feel ashamed of themselves for taking advantage of the system. I get just as angry when i see someone driving a fancy car, wearing nice clothes and jewelry and they still have the nerve to use EBT.
Bless you dude. Hope you are all doing good now.
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Yeah...? Don't forget that same government sends recruiters to your teenagers high school to trick them into getting their face blown into a hole for some blood money overseas..... and the parents are proud! Go country!!!!
@@jakefingerrr Okayyy
so ur saying im a waste of space and oxygen because i get money from the government because of my autism? something i have no control over and was born w/? :(
The term healthy weight exists for a reason... if one weighs too much the excessive fat can kill them, if they weigh too little the lack of nutrients can kill them. While this is a metric that will very wildly between height, gender and general body frame, it is still an important one that a lot of people disregard.
@tired soul Gotta love the random homophobia out of no where.
@@budthecyborg4575 the F? First of all it’s different for Male and female so your Statement is Fauls From the get Go 🤣
@@kjellannn Or if you're one of the strongest humans to ever exist, they're usually 20+% fat.
@@budthecyborg4575 As a rule of thumb, the majority of the people who have visible abs have them because they work out, not because they are skinny.
@@kjellannn Fair enough. But bodybuilders aren't the only people with abs showing. Most people with abs showing are not bodybuilders. Most people with abs showing are healthy.
Obesity should really be treated as akin to drug and alcohol addiction. It's not about making fun of you or putting you down for having the addiction, it's about addressing it for what it is and the real health risks and mental and emotional detriments that are a result of that addiction and about linking people with whatever therapy, treatment, and/or support that will maximize their chances of overcoming such a problem and living a happier and healthier lifestyle. Obesity has such resources but the public perception for obesity has become too sensitive and so many people don't even want to acknowledge that it is undeniably a negative lifestyle, so many people who would benefit from resources that are out there don't utilize them, if they even know they exist
Who else goes on mainstream tv on a regularly programmed tv show for money to feed their addiction and makes themselves permanently disabled then beg for money in hopes suckers out there will feed them.
@@youfinallyfoundwaldo1364 oh I didn't mean the sisters, they're obviously using it as a scam...I meant anyone who is obese and their obesity is directly from overeating and lack of exercise and would actually benefit from having support with getting healthier.
It's not heroine.
@@MaskOfAgamemnon you did not just spell heroin like that.
I gotta agree, treating it like a disability is just going to encourage it because the government is literally endorsing such self destructive behavior.
When she started talking about her bad eyesight I started laughing; maybe it’s because your forehead is devouring your eyes! LOL
Omg is That normal in the USA? Holy F 😳😳😳 i Never saw something like That
@@SaltareObscurum People are often overweight or even obese, but it's still pretty rare to see someone THIS bad. These are people who really do need help, they will end up with serious health problems down the road for sure. I don't think body-shaming is good, but still.... people need to recognize that it is terrible for you to be this obese.
@@SaltareObscurum I live in the south and it's pretty normal to see this. They're either meth head skeletons or fat whales.
@@crazydude5825 That depends. The whole „Body Shaming“ bs is Bad. Bc it Depents, if someone smokes like Crazy and End up with a negative outcome, Well it’s your fault.
If you eat yourself to Death is just suicide with extra steps and Society has to pay for your along the way.
If you have some weird uh whats the english Word 🤔 illness? Sickness? Like something That is Not your fault. Then it’s Not okay to make fun about That. But even then if somebody has a big nose and you say something about it Well it is what it is. And Most of the Time People Are cool With it and take the Joke or give a Counter and both laughting.
Also my english sucks sorry 😅
@@crazydude5825 Lets gooo body shaming! It used to be called helping someone out because they are unhealthy. thats not body shaming.
30:20 - Fun fact. My friend works at a crematorium and he told me fat people have to go first before the whole furnace gets hot. Because the burning fat tissue raises the temperature of the oven too much and it could damage the equipment.
That's crazy
So why dont they saw the body into halves or thirds and burn them one at a time? Why risk damaging the equipment?
@@satsumamoon find a person willingly sawing a person without permanent consequences....
@@satsumamoon Some would consider that disrespectful to the dead. Sounds like the type of thing that would require consent, like donating your body to medical research requires consent. If someone would do that to a corpse without the consent of the person or their next of kin, then they’re probably a potential serial killer.
Disgusting af. Can they even all fit or do they have to chop them up to fit? I bet that smells traumatizing. Flaming toxic fat jelly. 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮
We might meme on Asmon, but he knows his stuff on taxes and IRS, its actually interesting to listen. I personally wouldn't mind a full on stream of him just talking non stop (make it a 10 hour intro)
Voders praise him
simp
Well he did work for the IRS
He worked for the irs
you and like 5 dudes would love it. lol
The Santa clause comment killed me it was so simple but so funny thank you for the great laugh
800$ for a macbook pro? No thanks, I'll take two honing levels instead.
Lmfao
*honing attempts
@@ThwipThwipBoom Lost Ark gear upgrading
Anytime I wake up and think" I dont really feel like changing my shirt today" I just think of this video and it gives me the motivation I need.
3:15
im right in the middle of the reinventing myself part of my thirties and this video was just a godsend, need to save this for anytime i feel like not doing something again...
Anytime I wake up and think "I really feel like changing my shirt today", i just think of this video and realize... "Ah fugg it, I don't have anything this big in size anyway"
12:58 boy that shit makes me so mad. I found an injured House sparrow a couple of weeks back, brought it home, nursed it back to health, set it free again, 6 months ago, i did a similar thing with a Eurasian blackcap. I can't imagine not looking after animals that need care. that shit just gets my jimmys rustled big time
You’re a real one asmon. Found you this year because of elden ring and love watching your vids. Thanks for being un apologetically honest 🙏
He's like the only person making somewhat bearable reaction videos. He just inflated a 15 minute video to 50 minutes.
Someone that ends up looking like that can't be know for good life choices.
i swear asmons comebacks are on par with some of the top comedians when it comes to dealing with hecklers x'D too funny
The “I’ll read your logs” rebuttal to the mental illness heckle was amazing
only asmongold can turn a 14min video into an hour
When he`s in good mood, he can turn 5 minutes in 2hrs, but, BUT - cut out all repeting words and not to the case remarks and you get like 7 minutes
Fuck I was here for an hour?! Lmao
Only asmon? I'm sure pausanabi can do the same.
only a youtube retard can turn a 47min video into an hour
@@Nethr yeah, without doing anything
Charity streams are so genuine and honest they always tell you afterwards what happened to the cash.
Sometimes they even show it to you in the following streams
Uhhhh, the completionist though.
The "give them extra money and see if they give it back" idea is a trust fail, if the person you're paying trusts you enough not to count the money..
in general, if you give someone money and you aren't specifically buying something from them, you shouldn't expect anything in return.
Got less money for the funeral than for the Laptop.
Did you hear the part where she said that the money was going to the funeral parlor to build interest? I doubt that, but it is plausible that the money could be for a post-funeral luncheon? It's not fraud, it's clever planning, and the 1000lb Sisters are planning for the future!
I agree with you but unfortunately there is tons of people who scam the system and make it hard for people who are disabled and need help. I'm only 37 but 2 years ago someone hit me head on breaking both legs and my dominant arm. Took me 2 years to be approved for disability and without a couple good friends who paid my bills until I could pay them back I don't know what I would have done. I did construction all my life so I can't do that anymore but I'm going to figure out a desk job now ... thought about trying to stream but from what iv seen set-ups can be pricey. Love watching your videos, keep up the good work. 👍
Actually not ultra, PC for 800, mic 35, webcam 20, Keyboard etc for 80 ISH....gotta start somewhere, big streamers started as well at the bottom
Not sure if this will help, but I hope it does. A lot of video game and audio video companies do support completely online to help when people fuck up their games. Usually your only qualifications are 1. Do you have a pulse 2. Can you type in full sentences 3. Can you copy/paste from our list of approved responses. Real low intensity job, that would still afford you time to stream until that becomes more lucrative, and you might even learn a few skills to help with the streaming depending on which company/agency you work for.
@@justformay While you are correct your reply misses some key facts. It's no longer very likely that someone can go from nothing to big, the market is very saturated now. Also those that did start somewhere and got big now have the best equipment possible. That $900 starting setup would put them at a sever disadvantage. All said, it can still be done, new people establish themselves on twitch all the time, you just need to be interesting and entertaining.
As a fat person, the very concept of fatphobia pisses me off. It'd be nice if we could stop making up stupid words and ideas for people to use as excuses for their own shit decisions, but that's not the world we live in.
Fatphobia is hating fat people
Very well said. It just doesn't make sense in general to call it a phobia. A phobia is a fear so being a dick to people just because they are fat is not a phobia. It's just being an asshat.
I understand where they are coming from. Like dont bully fat people and say vitriolic shit about them they still exist. But normalizing someone dying from a fat heart is where i draw the line lol
@Tig Black That's fucked up yea when people laugh at s fat person CLEARLY trying to fix it and be or stay healthy I wanna punch those assholes in the face. Fucking cruel like laughing at a homeless person trying to make up any idea at all to sell something.
@Tig Black its a real issue. Ive seen some fat people busting their ass off and i would hate if someone made them feel self conscious and quit. Really would suck
They ate the dog
An example of someone who is a sociopath is someone who acts to be your best friend at work and will backstab you the first chance they get while reasoning that it was your fault for trusting them.
scammers come to mind. "it's their fault for being stupid"
sounds like generation 45 - 65
@@hmcredfed1836sounds like millennials. Speaking as a millennial.
@@hmcredfed1836boomers are based, stop coping
My own boss: Hey boss, you're doing some obviously bad shit that lots of people are pointing out is obviously bad...
Have they discussed this stuff with me?
Well, no...
Then it's THEIR FAULT.
Actual exchange with that man, the town mayor. No one is discussing it with you because they fear retaliation by you, which IS PART OF the obviously bad shit you're doing! When the person responsible for handling complaints IS the person you're complaining about, that runs the police dept, you're f-ed, so vote like it matters.
The ”at least they got their hair” comment made me laugh out loud so hard in the store
"You can get disability assistance if youre fat"
Me: "Id like to order 2 number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, 2 number 45s and a large Soda"😂
45 number 2s*
@neonspeed1995 i refuse to believe that's what he said 😅😅
I feel like Asmongold has grown alot in the last 5 years maybe even more I'm so happy to see this man grow =')
Asmon1.0: Pretended he was good at wow got carries offstream etc Asmon2.0: Admits hes shit at wow and doesnt care.
I don’t think he has grown much as a person. This dude is still stuck in high school mode
@@iamryan9234 That is opinion and you're welcome to it
@@JMartini810 As always, growth is non-linear
30:30 asmon trying not to laugh made it even funnier
Biting that tongue real hard
Hello, fellow Kronii enjoyer
I thought he was thinking of his mother but rewatching it yeah he was trying not to laugh
What is bad about scamming the SocSec is that that money is limited and is meant to help people who've worked their whole lives but don't have the benefit of a 401k via work. So these sisters are effectively robbing from low income earners ability to retire!
That's not true to a point, the disabled get help by all of us. This group of people I greatly am glad to help because they do need it. These two women don't need because they are scamming the system. They say they are!
@@pagevaughn9194 what's not true? Social Security was ABSOLUTELY designed to supplement low income retirees who don't have great to any retirement plans.
Asmon literally out here asking "Why are humans mean" like he has never met another human before.
This is a masterpiece, Asmon turned a 15min video into a 48min video
To be fair, Asmongolds mother was likely going through menopause. Some older women do not gain weight but many of them do. A diet of soda is not good or the cigarettes but when women go through that their hormones are out of whack along with their metabolism.
I took this seriously until she said they had to triple the size of that coffin then I just lost my shit. Just that one part made me die.
someone in chat said “Godskin duo” 😭😭💀 im dyinggggg
Double nobles there’s no apostles here
@@michaelbeard4883 the apostle is reacting
@@crazybeatrice4555 bro 🤣
"could this be dog?“
3:11 The adipose tissue on the forehead comment had me dying.
34:46 - Yea, the threshold is different for each person. When I was around 15kg/30lbs overweight it was bad. I looked "fine", but physically I felt horrible. Dragging around the extra weight combined with not nearly enough activity during the last two years resulted in a weight gain, so I adjusted my eating habits a little and in 3-4 months I was back at my regular weight.
It blew me away when I got to my heaviest(80 pounds over) how shitty I felt literally all the time. I can't wrap my head around how anyone who is even heavier can say it's healthy especially if you weren't overweight all your life. If you've been overweight since childhood I give a little leeway because it's all you've known. Asmon is right to say that speech like "you're fatphobic for saying someone needs to lose weight" or "healthy at any weight" is a disservice to society and the individual. Yes you shouldn't be bullying people no shit but I have every right to dispute your ridiculous claims that eating 8000 calories a day with no exercise is healthy.
Congrats boo. I was 210 at my highest and I'm 5ft 5. All the weight was my in my face and tits and stomach.. lol I looked like griselda Blanco lmao. I have my drivers license pic on my profile to remind me and to laugh. It's not that hard to loose weight just be like nike..just do it
"Your body is fatphobic," I can't agree more.
14 minute original video, 47 minute reaction what a madman
Opie and Anthony would blow your mind then.
"Detective Asmongold" needs to be a segment ASAP
and my Dad on our way to bail hay on our farm would ask the people with signs if they'd help us bail and get paid. They would say fuck off lol
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It really was sad. We all start somewhere and $10/hr in 2006 wasn’t bad
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How can someone get so fat their forehead distends forward?
Seriously, now I'm just impressed. It's like she went in there with a goal in mind.
5:16 bro he’s too quick on the draw, I legit spit out my drink
I only played Wow in HS and I’m still entertained by this guy since 2017
I've never played WoW or even had the slightest desire to and I'm still entertained x]
The, "Adipose Tissue," comment around 3:40, had me laughing pretty hard. LOL
I have no idea what that is
I wasn't sure about your channel...but I totally love it now...your commentary and reactions are priceless and make me laugh til my stomach hurts
he is a realy woken man :D
“If it was i’d pull up your logs”
Watching a man casually commit murder on another person like its an afterthought. 10/10 asmon
Wait until asmon learns they have a while TV show about them. 1000lb sisters. That show is wild as hell.
I mean they were a trainwreck in the show but I didn't know any of this extra shit that was in this video xD
he does find out about this. its in the video...
Yeah and my mom watches that shit lmfao
I needed this today!! Thank you for this!!
Asmon spits out so much truth that is overwhelming for some. 🙌
I ran across the 1000 pound sisters show and watched a few episodes. I'm all for personal responsibility, but that does not stop me from feeling sad that two people are making a living by showing how they are killing themselves, and they have no desire to pull themselves out of their situation. The episodes I saw had them at a weight loss surgery clinic. Apparently, they never followed through with that. This kind of obesity stems from some type of abuse or neglect, same as drug dependence issues. But then, the American system of enabling kicks in and people never get themselves out of it.
Lol I watched the whole show, Amy and even their brother Chris (who tagged alone to support Tammy) put in a lot of effort to actually get the weight loss surgery! Tammy on the other hand took 3 seasons to seriously commit to it and then almost died in a weight loss facility.
Well... they probably won't have to fake their deaths for too much longer.
Good ol dank humor.
Based
What you said about putting other people down and how it has to do with ego I'll tell you it's so true. As a kid I was always a little chubby, and when I was 14 I weighed 185, I wasn't like super fat but always self conscious growing up and have noticed egotistical thoughts and self-centered veiws, I don't put other people down but there's things I wish I could change, I figure it stems from me being cubbies and feeling the immediate diffrence in the way I was treated. I now weigh 150 but am still not at my goal, still have some belly fat that I could lose. Your spot on though it's all some survival instinct, almost like it's human nature or perhaps past trauma from an unconventional youth. Still figuring it out
Being morbidly overweight is not a disability and allowing those to have it only perpetuates the problems of obesity.
On to my next point..
Always go with your instinct. Your instinct may be lazy and hone in on the less important details such as someone's appearance, but your instincts exist for a reason. Don't allow yourself to feel guilty for being judgemental toward people, and of course always try to see people in the best light possible. But people are often grotesque or stupid for reasons and you are repelled away from them for reasons and you should listen to those instincts. Again, always try to find the good in people. But when you can't find any, stop reaching for it. It is not uncommon for people to fall into or even be brought up in bad situations, but it's not as common as you may think that people cannot get out of those situations with a little effort and ambition. People who are stuck in a situation are rarely stuck by anyone's doing but their own. And giving them support and attention only make you part of the reason they're stuck.
Wrong, extreme obesity is a disability and your instincts won’t do shit to your society, do you know why is almost always your country men that are morbidily overweight? You have not public healthcare, your society doesn’t have a public approach to health, you don’t have a social obligation to your fellow country men, when you have public healthcare you have a fucking obligation to the system, to your fellow country men, if you’re this fucking obese you’re an expense to the state, to your fellow taxpayers, and you have a fucking ton of campaigns and information about a healthy weight so people be aware of their weight, and the rates of morbidly obese people are not that big.
My father is an example of "perpetuating the cycle". He grew up with a racist abusive father and continued that onto my brother and myself. We however saw thru the bullshit early on(blessed we had a mother who helped guide us until she had the strength to break free from his abuse too) and removed him from our lives when we could. Some years later I get a call from my father playing the victim "ohhh boohoo why does no one care for me my life was tough growing up" to which I replied "and you made our lives hell to go thru yet we are not the hateful/abusive person you are. You had your choice, you took the easy way and held onto the hands of your demons while we had to fight off the demons you gave us to live happy-ish lives". Of course he didn't understand and I haven't heard from him since.
5:15 “if it was, I’d pull up your logs” 😂😂😂😨
In March my 12 year-old nephew was hit by a car and was in ICU for 72 days. Two women started a go fund me for his medical bills. $15,000+ was donated but the women kept the money. Why do young people think they should earn a living by scamming others? It is sickening.
Im so sorry to hear this. It is sickening as it makes it very hard for those who hear of a tragedy question if it is fake. Many as your nephew's family could use help are used. Used and hurt all over again by scammers. Hope your nephew is doing better.
The whole world was built by the elders and is based on the principle of "fake it to make it". The young are just smart enough to copy what they see works.
Name me one big cooperation that doesn't keep screwing people for their own benefit. And governments don't really care.
The 45 - 65 generation were blind and did not see what was going on, they were swimming in wealth and did not care!
Everything that was built from 1940 to 1980 was built with non-existent money, all on debt. And now that this system of creating something out of nothing is collapsing, you blame the young people?
Old people whine that their lives are so bad because it's getting harder and harder to maintain their absurdly high lifestyles, and blame the young people for it, unbelievable.
Why didn't you just start your own fundraiser? It takes less than an hour. There are hundreds of videos on how to do it!
If you are in such a predicament, I think it is IRRESPONSIBLE to trust someone else with that much money.
It shows the attitude of someone who lives their life to let others do what is needed. When it doesn't work out, we complain and say "I didn't do it, it's not my fault, someone else fix it!".
That makes me sick!
The fact that America doesn't have a liberal health care system just proves my point! You don't care until it hits you and then you blame others!
Every action like the Right to Repair movement, the ocean clean-up is done by young people who are fed up with old tyrannical structures telling them how to live their lives.
The 45 - 65 generation loves to have the government tell them what to do. How many times have I heard "this is not against the law, is it?", without knowing it, people have become slaves of "law & order" wich they have absolute no controle over.
I really hope that the boy will be fine, but the ignorance of your generation is just insane.
It is the main reason why everything is getting out of hand at the moment.
That's so deguesting and emorel what kind of person does this kind of thing so sickening I'm so sorry to u and your nefeus family that this happened to your family.
How is it possible for someone to be this fucking funny without trying you can tell this is just how his brain ticks naturally
Got to admit, she's a more believable crier than Amber Heard.
She looks miserable enough that the tears look convincing.
Amy had bariatric surgery, Tammy finally got approved of hers after nearly dying twice and remaining in a coma for a month.
I love asmongolds experience and stories about the IRS.
2:15 some one said Godskin Noble Duo in chat 💀
A lot of comedians will attest to the fact that some/most of their stories are REAL. Nothing writes better stories than real life 😂
yea... remember that time Dave Chappelle met a baby who was selling weed in the projects lmao
@@falcaoEUW baby it's 3 o clock in the mornin go home man
yeah , real life has the ultimate sense of humour
@@ph34rocious no man I got kids to feed
That face she makes when talking about tripling the coffin size. All I can see is Jabba the Hutt from Star Wars licking his lips 😂 😂😂😂😂
you know how in movies sometimes the person whos not actually dead shows up to their own funeral? i just picture this chick showing up and just being like i am the picture of stealth noone will ever know its me XD
LOL
5:15 lmaooo that clap back. love it.
I wish this was an internet historian video..
That is not a bad idea.
shh he's busy working on the fall of 2077
Same
He literally just released one about an hour ago about people storming Area 51!
@10:02 but what about tips? I do work where I quote a job and sometimes they will overpay by 40-60 bucks even on a check and when it was very clear on the price agreed on. It's assumed it's a tip.
you know you have a weight problem when your forehead has a beer gut
You won’t see this, but the reason why people point out when someone is this cat is because it takes work, day in day out work, to stay this fat. You could not imagine the effort of eating enough calories to maintain that body weight level. It’s fucking mind blowing.
Yes allocate funds to people who aren’t hurting themselves, and who are truly trying to help themselves. Like real true effort.
39:27 When you pay in advance for funeral services the amount does,in fact, accrue interest. You are,basically,putting money on their books. Which benefits them. And in turn,most funeral parlors pay interest on advance payment for funerary services. I speak from personal experience.
The easiest way to see if the funeral was fake or not, was seeing just how light their caskets were.
5:15 OMG THIS ROAST HAS ME CRYING
She ate the damn receipt lmao
So because Asmon doesn't know and I felt like clarifying, the canaries they took into the mines wouldn't die, at least not unless they were left. they would smell when the miners hit pockets of gas and freak out letting the miner not to go any farther because they have a much better sense of smell than us.
Tammy and Amy are what 90% of the world thinks most Americans look like.
It’s only 15% of us at least
@@michaelbeard4883 15% of the people in your country has triple morbid x3 legendary obesity? That much?
A perfect representative
N.A people
Dont ever feel bad about being 'fatphobic' or 'transphobic' its completely a natural human reaction to feel disgusted or uncomfortable with such things
The disability when fat is a slippery slope, does the alcoholic „deserve“ disability? Who can judge that
I can judge you for your poor sentence structure.
@@TotalAlchemy I can judge you for giving a f about grammar under an asmongold yt video about the 1000 pound sisters.🤣🤣🤣😂 get a hobby
@@TotalAlchemy where
@@Altronic- ??????
@@TotalAlchemy I honestly can’t remember
Asmon saying "I'm gonna keep it 55th street here" made me snort my vape hit out my nose. Worth it.
Damn they only wanted $1,500 for Tammy's funeral, but asked $10,000 for a macbook lol.
33:25 William Howard Taft
I don’t know how I could even live my life before meeting asmo. This guy is the best. I literally feel like he’s mt best friend. It’s both sad and awesome at the same time.
Bro that’s pretty para-social, a-bit weird.
Incredibly parasocial man, you should try the gym, I’ve found it helps a lot for people who feel a little lost.
'Dont know how I could even live my life before meeting asmon' wow dude, you need help, seriously. Or, stop exaggerating
I grew up next to the American border...and on the other side of that border was a town full of people just like this....Its actually quite prevalent in some part'z....3:00
they put the dog in the car hoping it would marinate with the spices they coated it with so when the dog was eventually fully cooked they would have a meal fit enough for at least one of them
I like how they had a 10k gofundme for a MacBook, but for a funeral fund it was 1.5k.
Just wanted to point out something with the "obesity on welfare" bit: yes it is self-inflicted (except in very rare cases), but it is still a serious debilitating condition, so the alternative as a society is to tell these people to go die. That said, perhaps we could middle ground by attaching strings to the welfare, requiring them to use support systems to get them back to somewhat healthier lifestyles, but as always, the problem becomes where do we draw the line? Not to mention the fact that getting people to go along with government mandates is already like plucking geese with garden shears.
In the EU, the countries who have experimented with universal basic income 1) didn't make it basic, it was complementary, something like 400 euros, 2) it required the beneficiary to either be employed or be an active job-seeker (reports to government agents, says who they sent job applications to, etc). That's how Finland did it at least.
Or, alternatively, the US could just not facilitate even getting to this level of obesity to the degree that it does
How is the only alternative to tell them to go die? One immediate alternative I can think of is for them to lose weight and eat healthier. It's not magic they aren't incapable they are unwilling. There are plenty of options for helping overweight people that aren't giving them money or telling them to die. Your concept of reality is frightening.
@@gareiis2824 Except that that’s not an immediate alternative when you’re 700 pounds
@@zazollo Yes it is you can start that immediately and it will immediately have positive benefits. You act like the only viable solutions in life are ones that are a quick immediate fix. Most things worth doing take time and effort and aren't a snap of the fingers. Yes if you've reached 700 pounds there is no immediate solution beyond death. It's not because other people have told you to do go die it's because you have chosen to throw your life away. 700 pounds is not a sustainable weight as he mentioned in the video. So your real options to actually survive are to somehow get healthy and learn to care enough about yourself to want to live a healthy life, or don't and die. It's really that simple.
I was genuinely entertained watching this at 8:30am on a Monday haha. Thanks Asmon
Damn Asmon, this almost killed me:
"you watch jerry springer and you see jerry springer's got a guy on there that he [ __ ] his sister and you think to yourself hey that's not too bad what a loser i only [ __ ] my cousin"
0:51 the one on the left has that "Continental Shelf" forehead
Bruh, she had to catch her breath in between crying XD
This feels like the origin story of Jabba The Hut. Someone call Disney!
They threw away the receipts? I heard Blizzard was hiring, Blizzard might be interested in their unique skill set.
27:37 - I do this for my mechanic all the time, and he always has time for me and does an excellent job, so over paying for me isnt a test, its so that i get better service next time
Bro I legit just watched this and now I have to watch it again 😭
How are you keeping your face straight towards the end 😂
I enjoy this type of stuff so much more then the lost arc
3:55
Honestly, I think when people go around putting others down, it just tells us a lot about them. Happy people _DON'T_ go around putting others down... Unhappy people do.
6:54
AGREED!
Just move on! If you don't have anything nice to say, just keep quiet & move on. There's _always_ a way to be constructive & not be rude.
When someone is so large that it becomes their body type, personality type, current and future aspiration, favorite activity, source of income and their entire identity.... you can't say "don't call me fat"
Lmaooooooo GET TF outta here 🤣🤣
33:07 thats a good point
when they move around and talk its practically body-horror
this is how it works in my country (EU area): there can be congenital or illness related condition that cause you to be overweight and are eligible to disability paychecks. one simple example is diabetes.
but unless you are diagnosed with such an issue you are not going to get paychecks for being willingly fat, you might get it if being overweight causes you to lose mobility but then ,you're getting the paychecks for the mobility loss not for the overweight.
What logic is this, oh im really fat and can't move but my disability isn't due to being fat, what kind of circular logic is that?