Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back Pitch Meeting

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  • @AJScraps
    @AJScraps 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2490

    “Obi Wan is kind a Drama Queen.” Oh a VERY sassy ghost. 😂😂😂

    • @JTube44
      @JTube44 5 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      Sassy ghosts are TIGHT

    • @Genarii
      @Genarii 5 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      Yep, thanks prequels for making holes in the originals.
      Prequels: No problem, it was super easy, barely an inconvenience.

    • @stevenkies802
      @stevenkies802 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I predict "very sassy ..." will be the next pitch meeting meme.

    • @hal1971
      @hal1971 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Genarii Sequels: Hold my beer.

    • @ThomasK96
      @ThomasK96 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@Genarii actually it was revealed in the prequels that Yoda did train Obi-Wan he trained all of the youngrens till they reach a certain age and then they get a master.

  • @charlierashi100
    @charlierashi100 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2069

    Having a ghost interrupt and steal your catchphrase is TIGHT!

    • @felix207
      @felix207 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Nice!

    • @lordkarasu2263
      @lordkarasu2263 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Really? You had the floating ghost head speak at 4:20...*slow clap*

    • @KGisthename
      @KGisthename 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Ya ya ya

    • @ThreadBomb
      @ThreadBomb 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Who said that?

    • @filluppanda
      @filluppanda 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@lordkarasu2263 of course it happens at 4:20 😂

  • @blupunk01
    @blupunk01 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3360

    "I'll write the reveal in the next movie, ya weirdo."
    "Oh, no."

    • @StoriesByDighe
      @StoriesByDighe 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      blupunk01 😹😹😹😹

    • @TheMCNanno
      @TheMCNanno 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      isn't the reveal that they're siblings in this movie if it's revealed that Darth Vader is his father, and in the previous episode she was also Darth's daughter?

    • @conradmonson30
      @conradmonson30 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      MB3 I don’t think it was revealed Leia was his daughter in ANH

    • @MarelorMoon
      @MarelorMoon 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@TheMCNanno it was revealed by Obi Wan after Yoda died in Episode 6, we only learn in this movie, that Luke is Vader's Son

    • @kegsofvomitspit
      @kegsofvomitspit 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Whoops

  • @BBTM951
    @BBTM951 3 ปีที่แล้ว +396

    Yoda: "Train with me on your back you must."
    Luke: "Okay I'm gonna need you to get aaaalllll the way off my back about that."

    • @mattjohnson1953
      @mattjohnson1953 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Off of that thing, let me get!

    • @RunToEternity
      @RunToEternity ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Luke, "But, but"
      "Why can't I train with a baby Yoda on my back!"

  • @bethanylaurell8081
    @bethanylaurell8081 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2173

    I love Obi-Wan, but yeah, "lying drama queen" is an accurate description.

    • @byronp2311
      @byronp2311 4 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      Hey, that's OK. Sir Alec Guinness didn't really think the movies were going to be all that good, but he DID suspect that they would make a ton o' money and so he traded a good chunk of his salary for points and became a very, very rich man.

    • @handsomebrick
      @handsomebrick 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      He learned it from Anakin "from my point of view the Jedi are evil" Skywalker.

    • @BananaWasTaken
      @BananaWasTaken 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Bethany Laurell eyy, same pfp

    • @GeorgeMonet
      @GeorgeMonet 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      "from a certain point of view"

    • @Jussumgai
      @Jussumgai 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Yeah but only in the original trilogy. In the prequels and Clone Wars he's just, you know, a completely different character.

  • @oceanbuoy6563
    @oceanbuoy6563 5 ปีที่แล้ว +681

    " so after a couple of days doing backflips in a swamp with a puppet..." Perfect lol.

    • @helloworld2409
      @helloworld2409 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      "No, you need to finish your flippy training"

    • @archangelrsr1326
      @archangelrsr1326 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Well, training is just cosmetics in Star Wars, anyway.
      I mean even Yoda states that faith and willpower are what counts. This is cheap, but this is the core message of SW.

    • @PotrzebieConolly
      @PotrzebieConolly 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@archangelrsr1326 Exactly. After all, how much training did Rey need?

    • @kegsofvomitspit
      @kegsofvomitspit 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      “So he did a backflip, snapped the bad guy’s neck and saved the day.”

  • @shady._.coconut
    @shady._.coconut 5 ปีที่แล้ว +505

    Floating ghost heads in the background are *TIGHT*

    • @B.Moore-Ready
      @B.Moore-Ready 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      You weirdo!

    • @TheRayrod90
      @TheRayrod90 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yeah yeah yeah

    • @giovannigiovanni.7220
      @giovannigiovanni.7220 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I think Ryan found another gimmick

    • @lordkarasu2263
      @lordkarasu2263 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Really? You had the floating ghost head speak at 4:20...*slow clap*

  • @geraldwatts5492
    @geraldwatts5492 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1016

    "Yea, he just happens to fall and land in a fun slide thing."
    "Oh, they should call HIM Lando, am I right?"
    Totally lost it right there!

    • @Guhonter
      @Guhonter 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Might as well put it here for what it's worth: in the theatrical cut Vader can be seen moving his hand as he watches Luke fall. Right after that Luke gets sucked /pushed into the vent he slides down..

    • @melontusk7358
      @melontusk7358 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      "that's not funny" disembodied ghost in the room

    • @orangecoffee826gamer9
      @orangecoffee826gamer9 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Guhonter a

    • @kate_cooper
      @kate_cooper 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I always thought the slide thing Luke lands in was supposed to be the Sky City's garbage disposal chute.

    • @christianhardtofind6349
      @christianhardtofind6349 ปีที่แล้ว

      Total dad joke, but I still laughed.

  • @mopanov
    @mopanov 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1440

    I love how you make fun of the common misquote of “Luke, I am your father”.

    • @franklinturtleton6525
      @franklinturtleton6525 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      The fact that this isn't the top comment is upsetting.

    • @user-oz2ws8dh9s
      @user-oz2ws8dh9s 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Franklin Turtleton I mean OP is just commenting about something they like, why do you think this should be the top comment? There's nothing really special.

    • @ThreadBomb
      @ThreadBomb 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      The misquote is a better line.

    • @mopanov
      @mopanov 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@ThreadBomb So? Even if that was true (which it isn't), you can't just replace a line that was said with one that wasn't said that you think was better.

    • @contactohn7982
      @contactohn7982 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      @@mopanov -Why not?
      - Because
      - Well, ok then

  • @StarWarsTheory
    @StarWarsTheory 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1696

    Blasphemy
    but I laughed a lot lol

    • @oisinhilton8590
      @oisinhilton8590 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      Star Wars Theory Hello There

    • @MichaelMedici61W2
      @MichaelMedici61W2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Oisin Hilton right!? I can’t believe he’s here watching these! Awesome!

    • @MichaelMedici61W2
      @MichaelMedici61W2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Star Wars Theory love your channel bro! Keep up the great work

    • @oisinhilton8590
      @oisinhilton8590 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Michael de’ Medici It’s so cool to see him around when you’re watching other videos

    • @bot_5786
      @bot_5786 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Bro I gotta make theries on me

  • @geardog24
    @geardog24 5 ปีที่แล้ว +552

    Two characters kissing who are secretly related is TIGHT!

    • @davincent98
      @davincent98 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Do you think this started a particular aspect of R34?

    • @B.Moore-Ready
      @B.Moore-Ready 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      WAIT WHAT?😧

    • @1000animeboy
      @1000animeboy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Sweet Home...

    • @eternalreign2313
      @eternalreign2313 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It's the only thing that made the Jon Snow/Daenerys relationship even a tiny bit interesting cuz those 2 had zero chemistry.

    • @Zacariah_0
      @Zacariah_0 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      No. No it is not

  • @krudmonger
    @krudmonger 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2482

    I wish there was a way to ring the Notification bell *just* for Pitch Meetings.

    • @davistesch
      @davistesch 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      same.

    • @squarepixelscanada2567
      @squarepixelscanada2567 5 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      @@davistesch There is a way actually. I only get pitch meeting notifications. I don't know how it works but it's called personalised notifications

    • @superluminalprobabilityclo6884
      @superluminalprobabilityclo6884 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Here here

    • @davidsauro1793
      @davidsauro1793 5 ปีที่แล้ว +105

      @@squarepixelscanada2567 yeah, it's super easy, barely an inconvenience

    • @DrBhaveshJain
      @DrBhaveshJain 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Actually you can subscribe to ryan Georges TH-cam channel where he has assembled pitch meetings with other cool stuff

  • @Smoothy4doctor26
    @Smoothy4doctor26 5 ปีที่แล้ว +294

    "that's a whole lot of convenience!"
    "It's a whole lot of force usage!"
    "Mm seems like the same thing from a writing perspective."
    😄

    • @Donaithnen
      @Donaithnen 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I feel like that should have been brought up a lot earlier, when Luke "invented" the Force pull right at the start of the movie.

    • @paulpena5040
      @paulpena5040 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      No, actually it's not. Telepathy seems pretty consistent in the Star Wars universe, I didn't consider it lazy writing at all. I thought it was perfect. To be fair it's kind of hard to pick apart this movie which was pretty much perfect.

  • @blaustein_autor
    @blaustein_autor 5 ปีที่แล้ว +314

    I think this will be my favourite Pitch ever. Ryan Ghostling is TIGHT!

    • @alisaurus4224
      @alisaurus4224 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Murmurs of Blaustein “Ryan Ghostling” lolol

  • @DuraDigi
    @DuraDigi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +212

    "After a couple days of doing flips in a swamp with a puppet" had me literally tearing up laughing Ryan is crazy 😂😂😂

    • @andywiggs1
      @andywiggs1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Me too!! Fav part!! 😂😂😂

    • @sauronishere8040
      @sauronishere8040 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      And the Seagull song too. That is important because that contains clues to solve future problems.

  • @AJScraps
    @AJScraps 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1117

    Thats like a relatable human story.
    So make them related?
    😂😂😂

    • @massachusettssportscentral9444
      @massachusettssportscentral9444 5 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Incest is TIGHT!

    • @chrissonofpear1384
      @chrissonofpear1384 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      And Lucas only did that to tie up loose ends in episode 6, when he thought he wouldn't do a third trilogy...

    • @MKDumas1981
      @MKDumas1981 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@massachusettssportscentral9444: "Please don't say that again!"

    • @marvinarthur8705
      @marvinarthur8705 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      It's almost like you can see into the future.
      What?
      Oh nothing.

    • @m.c.martin
      @m.c.martin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @Paul Martin Sweet Home Alderaan*

  • @bjornsundstrom4915
    @bjornsundstrom4915 5 ปีที่แล้ว +561

    Do a pitch meeting for the LOTR movies, or preferably do 3

    • @imkluu
      @imkluu 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I'd like to see this, too, tho I don't think it would work the same for movies based on books, because they aren't really writing a movie that they can pitch, at most they are pitching using the book as the base for the movie.

    • @EchthelionII
      @EchthelionII 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It would be very interesting, because like they said it's based off a book trilogy, so theoretically it'd be really difficult to do.

    • @RobertOrtiz1015
      @RobertOrtiz1015 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Björn Sundström I second that! ALL tolkiens movies one by one

    • @worshipgeek
      @worshipgeek 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@imkluu actually it would be super easy; barely an inconvenience.

    • @Sandrilyonaify
      @Sandrilyonaify 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Yeah Yeah Yeah!!!

  • @oldfriends.bookends
    @oldfriends.bookends 5 ปีที่แล้ว +149

    That ghost in the background may be the most beautiful thing I've ever seen

  • @renee_is_pink
    @renee_is_pink 5 ปีที่แล้ว +439

    "I'll write the reveal in the next movie, ya weirdo."
    "Oh, no."
    Part of me is convinced this is how this happened

  • @damagingbreakfast2079
    @damagingbreakfast2079 5 ปีที่แล้ว +505

    “That’s not funny.”
    -Disembodied ghost head in Ryan’s office 2019

  • @HailHydra1001
    @HailHydra1001 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1336

    You should do an Austin Powers Pitch Meeting

  • @marvtheandroid
    @marvtheandroid 5 ปีที่แล้ว +337

    My older brother always told me that the Wampa froze Luke to the ceiling with its saliva. I never questioned it

    • @dnannery
      @dnannery 5 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      And now, neither will I

    • @bjornervig3795
      @bjornervig3795 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ON ROTH HOTH!

    • @HateshWarkio
      @HateshWarkio 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Well, it's kinda the only possibility to be honest.
      Either saliva or piss.

    • @Birdm4n78
      @Birdm4n78 5 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      Freezing people to the ceiling with spit is tight.

    • @eternalreign2313
      @eternalreign2313 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Yeah Luke is lucky the Wampa just ate, cuz why even save him for later? Or maybe he just likes frozen food, I don't know.

  • @Chronocrits
    @Chronocrits 5 ปีที่แล้ว +183

    “While somehow not cutting off his own feet”
    Thank you!!
    Also- 🤣Camel Dinosaur!

    • @sonoftheway3528
      @sonoftheway3528 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      eh, he cut near his feet and the lightsaber melted the ice holding his feet in place.
      some of these were really nitpicky

    • @acrylicgodoy
      @acrylicgodoy 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      That has bothered me since the first viewing!!!

    • @vikiai4241
      @vikiai4241 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Picking nits is TIGHT! :-D

  • @unclecreepy4073
    @unclecreepy4073 4 ปีที่แล้ว +235

    So then Luke is hanging from this thing in the sky.
    Oh, they should call him Luke Skyhanger.

  • @dustinakadustin
    @dustinakadustin 5 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    Always love that the technology in the background changes depending on what era the meeting is set in. Great video.

  • @rajatava3500
    @rajatava3500 5 ปีที่แล้ว +549

    Please do more of these Star Wars Pitch Meetings! These are tight tight tight!!!

    • @jimmynobody8344
      @jimmynobody8344 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Yeah yeah yeah!

    • @DullEyes100
      @DullEyes100 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Theres only like, one more they can do tho

    • @joenesvick7043
      @joenesvick7043 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@DullEyes100 well there's The Clone Wars and Rebels, Ryan has done television pitch meetings before

    • @ribottostudio
      @ribottostudio 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      yeayeayea

    • @DebitAdams
      @DebitAdams 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      "How about you get off his back"

  • @joedensham9479
    @joedensham9479 5 ปีที่แล้ว +536

    You forgot Luke's LSD cave trip. Not tight. Very inconvenient.

    • @davidm5707
      @davidm5707 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I was waiting for that one.

    • @politicallycorrectredskin796
      @politicallycorrectredskin796 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      That happens in Return of the Jedi.

    • @ZaneKun33
      @ZaneKun33 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Isn't it Super Hard, quite an inconvinient?

    • @bobwilson679
      @bobwilson679 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Fishslap 33 No, it doesn’t.

    • @nicholaskinkaid
      @nicholaskinkaid 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@politicallycorrectredskin796 You definitely should rewatch the movies if you're getting details like *that* *one* mixed up. Luke doesn't even do anymore training in ROTJ. when he returns there, Yoda is dying.

  • @yoyo21926
    @yoyo21926 5 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    I know the ghost head is supose to be funny but its the biggest jumpscare ive had all year

  • @Baileh
    @Baileh 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    "He uses his brain force walkie talkie for help" that is the best line I have ever heard

  • @Crick1952
    @Crick1952 5 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    "Obi-Wan is kind of a drama queen" should be on a t-shirt

  • @Zoll1989
    @Zoll1989 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2399

    I want more ghost head Ryan 😆😆😆🙃

    • @FnSpiralMedia
      @FnSpiralMedia 5 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      I died when that popped up!

    • @OutsideTheTargetDemographic
      @OutsideTheTargetDemographic 5 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      He has to come back.

    • @Zoll1989
      @Zoll1989 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@FnSpiralMedia I think it is a symbol of our dying society :D :D

    • @2percentright
      @2percentright 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Needs some tweaking though. Visually and maybe some audio adjustment so the lines don't just blend into the rest of the video

    • @OutsideTheTargetDemographic
      @OutsideTheTargetDemographic 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      He needs to interject "From...a certain point of view"
      "Wow, that sounds very distracting. Do you think that the audience will be able to understand the symbolism?"
      "Some will...from a certain point of view"

  • @ThomasTiberio-qf9wd
    @ThomasTiberio-qf9wd 5 ปีที่แล้ว +87

    “Oh; Landing in a fun slide thing is TIGHT!”

    • @danielpa7785
      @danielpa7785 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      They should call _him_ Lando

    • @Bird_Monsieur
      @Bird_Monsieur 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      ghost head ryan: thats not funny

    • @danielpa7785
      @danielpa7785 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Bird_Monsieur Ok

  • @sandryluissanchez
    @sandryluissanchez 5 ปีที่แล้ว +270

    Do pitch meetings for John Wick and Indiana Jones, please.

    • @davidcelona8167
      @davidcelona8167 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Sandry Luís Sánchez surviving a nuke is super easy, barely an inconvenience

    • @davidm5707
      @davidm5707 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      "I'm just gonna have this guy with a bad haircut stash guns everywhere and shoot anything that moves!"
      "Shooting everyone is tight!"

    • @felix207
      @felix207 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Indian jones will be way funnier than john wick, but yes do both and any movie lol

    • @SmashLiXs
      @SmashLiXs 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      which should he do first?

    • @EZEKIEL11.12
      @EZEKIEL11.12 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Well okay then

  • @TheRachaelLefler
    @TheRachaelLefler 5 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    "Oh I'm very confused"
    "Trilogy trilogy!"

  • @misfit7714
    @misfit7714 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Disembodied floating ghost heads that finish funny lines are TIGHT!

  • @JustSomeGirlWithRedHair
    @JustSomeGirlWithRedHair 5 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    Pitch meeting is the only place where I see Positive Comments

    • @ThomasK96
      @ThomasK96 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Watch Sabaton videos

    • @t1m3l0rd
      @t1m3l0rd 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Lol no one can’t complain about pitch meeting is what we all are thinking when we watch these movies.

    • @JustSomeGirlWithRedHair
      @JustSomeGirlWithRedHair 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@t1m3l0rd yep

    • @Rubyshedinja33
      @Rubyshedinja33 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      probably because the people quoting the video get liked to the top while the complaints sink further below

    • @bryanf6638
      @bryanf6638 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Shut up! ;)

  • @briankriens5645
    @briankriens5645 5 ปีที่แล้ว +254

    DIdn't Yoda handle the training of younglings for a few hundred years? Pretty sure that included Lil' Obi. LOL just sayin'. Great video :)

    • @G360LIVE
      @G360LIVE 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Yeah, that was definitely a mistake made in this Pitch Meeting. Heck, even if you don't take the Prequels into account, one of Obi-Wan's regrets, that he mentions to Luke, is that he thought he could train Anakin as well as Yoda, meaning that Yoda did have a role in training the Jedi, including Obi-Wan.

    • @MrGreaves
      @MrGreaves 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      BRIAN KRIENS and after Qui Gon died, Yoda probably finished his training or something

    • @MegaRayland
      @MegaRayland 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      He didn’t to anyone who has only watched the movies.

    • @briankriens5645
      @briankriens5645 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@MegaRayland It appears that you haven't watched the movies since it clearly shows Yoda training younglings in Attack of the Clones.

    • @mrorange90
      @mrorange90 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@briankriens5645 Appears Yoda was never mentioned in training him as a youngling...in the movies

  • @BflyBricks
    @BflyBricks 5 ปีที่แล้ว +151

    'they should call him Lando... Am I right?' that is the best star wars joke of all time......mooohaa😂😅ffs

    • @njnjhjh8918
      @njnjhjh8918 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Yeah I loved that Lando joke too!

    • @theawesomehusky
      @theawesomehusky 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      That’s not funny

    • @BflyBricks
      @BflyBricks 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@theawesomehusky is the ghost 👻 lol

  • @sclark615
    @sclark615 5 ปีที่แล้ว +272

    “No, I am your father”
    “Great quote, Luke, I am your father,”
    “No, I am your father”
    “We’re sticking with Luke”
    “Okay”
    Actual dialogue from the pitch meeting I bet. 🧐

    • @Laladust
      @Laladust 5 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      But it's "no, I am your father" in the film. Idiots made "Luke, I am your father" the biggest movie quote never spoken.

    • @UndisclosedTalent
      @UndisclosedTalent 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Blame the Simpsons

    • @sclark615
      @sclark615 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Lol and the biggest TV show quote spoken was “Lucy you got some splaining to do!”

    • @SunRayz3r
      @SunRayz3r ปีที่แล้ว

      Yea it’s very annoying to misquote things I decided.

  • @pasinieminen9478
    @pasinieminen9478 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    ”You should call him Lando, am I right?”
    😂😂😂

  • @thomasbriscojr.3765
    @thomasbriscojr.3765 5 ปีที่แล้ว +221

    Would you please do a pitch meeting for Cat in the Hat the live action movie please.

    • @Emperor_Palpatine_66
      @Emperor_Palpatine_66 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Do it

    • @jacobdonovan4338
      @jacobdonovan4338 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yes

    • @sethkooken384
      @sethkooken384 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Do it

    • @GelusYT
      @GelusYT 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      In the great words of palpatine, do eet

    • @Betta66
      @Betta66 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I'd prefer one for the awful live action Underdog movie.

  • @mungofinalfi4480
    @mungofinalfi4480 4 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    "Oh, they should call Him LANDo, amirite?"
    "That's not funny"
    WRONG.

    • @mrhappy3032
      @mrhappy3032 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @NKA23
    @NKA23 4 ปีที่แล้ว +186

    Actually Yoda DID train Obi-Wan, when he was a small child. According to the novelizations of Episode 1-3, Yoda trained ALL Jedi younglings and his face is Obi-Wan's earliest memory. Obi-Wan became Qui-Gon's student when he was an adolescent, as Jedi become "padawans" when they're adolescents and get assigned a master to train only them, instead of many students. Obi-Wan had many masters, Yoda was only kind of his first master.

    • @jacobd1984
      @jacobd1984 4 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      Oh, writing in technicalities that rely on your characters speaking deliberately obtusely is tight!

    • @jaimelannister1797
      @jaimelannister1797 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@jacobd1984 How can you be so obtuse

    • @kegsofvomitspit
      @kegsofvomitspit 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Thank god the Fun Police showed up.

    • @venomousgoose5023
      @venomousgoose5023 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      NKA23 sounds like a stormtrooper name!

    • @DeathnoteBB
      @DeathnoteBB 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      They most likely wrote that in just to deal with the discrepancy though

  • @blaire1559
    @blaire1559 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    The one without the glasses always looks like he’s verging on tears

    • @spiderman2638
      @spiderman2638 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Aren’t they the same person. And if there not I’m gonna get whooshed.

  • @KrillLiberator
    @KrillLiberator 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    "Oh, what kind of training are we talking?"
    "We're talking running, running, running, jumping; Yoda can be Luke's backpack while he runs."
    "Can we have Luke swing from a hairy vine?"
    "Sure, and Yoda can be Luke's backpack while he climbs."
    "That may as well happen."

    • @GVFCP400
      @GVFCP400 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I’m so glad I get that reference

  • @ericpraline
    @ericpraline 5 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    Do Terminator please, it‘ll be super easy, barely an inconvenience

    • @polreamonn
      @polreamonn 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Time travelling murderous cyborgs are tight!!!!

  • @monologistics
    @monologistics 5 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    Yoda Is actually a "Muppet" since Jim henson was involved

  • @Doctor_Straing_Strange
    @Doctor_Straing_Strange 5 ปีที่แล้ว +287

    I'm a simple man. I see pitch meeting, I click

    • @Emperor_Palpatine_66
      @Emperor_Palpatine_66 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Good... Good...

    • @endgameisbad2733
      @endgameisbad2733 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Eh I like the lame marvel theories better

    • @Doctor_Straing_Strange
      @Doctor_Straing_Strange 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@endgameisbad2733 whatcha talking about?

    • @stahlseuche
      @stahlseuche 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Clicking is super easy, barely an inconvenience.

    • @jerff5411
      @jerff5411 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      And click the like button before you watch

  • @kmzoilus2486
    @kmzoilus2486 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Ha the typewriter! I love how they always change up the tech on the desk based on the year of the movie... its just another nice detail.

  • @mopanov
    @mopanov 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    “They’re these giant things that walk super slowly and can only shoot directly in front of them”.
    Lol, good point. I often wondered why the speeders didn’t just keep shooting at them from the back.

    • @mopanov
      @mopanov 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ???? I don’t get it.

    • @MichaelMedici61W2
      @MichaelMedici61W2 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      “ So why don’t they just shoot them from the back and the sides?”
      “ Unclear!”
      “Ok, then!”

  • @Lensman864
    @Lensman864 5 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    "I see ... Pitch Meetings."
    I think you have a new recurring character.

  • @jarkko88
    @jarkko88 5 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    LOTR and Hobbit Pitch meetings would be tight!

    • @MKDumas1981
      @MKDumas1981 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Lord of the Pitch Meetings

    • @Dalewt75
      @Dalewt75 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Individually though, don't put them in the same one.

    • @ieuanhunt552
      @ieuanhunt552 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Dalewt75 actually it'll be super easy, barely an inconvenience.

    • @phantomfire8228
      @phantomfire8228 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Each of them is gonna be 3 hour long and stretched into 3 pitch meetings.

  • @Kleckna
    @Kleckna 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Only a true pitch meeting fan could understand how clever and meta that backwards line scene was Ryan. Well done 😂😂

  • @AudieHolland
    @AudieHolland 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Man, I love how the Original Trilogy and what came later fit into each other seamlessly.
    ROTS: Anakan killing all the kids at the Jedi temple.
    SW: Obi Wan fondly remembering: "And he was a good friend."

  • @luminaratano3935
    @luminaratano3935 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I have to say, I discovered your videos recently and I absolutely love your sense of humor! Pitch meeting is a comedy gold, no doupt! ❤

  • @orsassin9740
    @orsassin9740 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I love how you can see the ghost for the rest of the vid

  • @jasonlovell6207
    @jasonlovell6207 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    90s Wish list
    Armageddon
    Robin Hood : Prince of Thieves
    Face-Off
    Con-Air

  • @JC-ev2ns
    @JC-ev2ns 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    “So anyway then Luke is like, you know, nooo”
    Hahahahah this is priceless

  • @user-xr3sk4vw3e
    @user-xr3sk4vw3e 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    The only reason why I am subscribed to the channel.

  • @omcorc
    @omcorc 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    “Why?”
    “Because.”
    “Oh, ok.”
    My favorite recurring dialogue from these videos.

  • @madamefeast4824
    @madamefeast4824 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "So anyways, after a couple days of doing flips in a swamp with a puppet" Is the funniest line I've heard yet. Haha

  • @thurin84
    @thurin84 5 ปีที่แล้ว +197

    hes tiny, and green and says his words in like a backwards order."
    "why?"
    "because, roll how that does he."

    • @kegsofvomitspit
      @kegsofvomitspit 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      What you did there I see.

    • @st.michaelthearchangel7774
      @st.michaelthearchangel7774 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lulz epic.

    • @trevorpacelli8056
      @trevorpacelli8056 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      "Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I was thinking maybe in like, forty years, someone will make a TV show or something where the co-star is a baby version of this tiny green guy."
      "Why?"
      "People love baby versions of popular characters."
      "Wowowowowowow."

    • @DeathnoteBB
      @DeathnoteBB 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Wouldn’t it be “Roll that way, he does”

    • @TheDealer1228
      @TheDealer1228 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      DeathnoteBB You’re correct

  • @WTFG78
    @WTFG78 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    “Then Luke is like y’know.... ‘no!’”

  • @GoodNews-px2im
    @GoodNews-px2im 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "Obi-Wan is kind of a drama queen." "Oh, a sassy ghost." Hahahaha, that had me rolling!

  • @lelouche25
    @lelouche25 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    "Oh a very saucy ghost."
    I... yeah I mean you're not wrong lol.

  • @AJScraps
    @AJScraps 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    I loved watching this as a kid on VHS on a TUBE TV 👌😎

    • @Pimp-Master
      @Pimp-Master 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I think that’s impossible because Ryan is a fan of Beta. You know it’s higher quality, right?

    • @briankriens5645
      @briankriens5645 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I watched it in the theater on opening day :D

    • @chronicguardian9684
      @chronicguardian9684 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ah yes, YourTube, the video technology we used before TH-cam. Good times, those...

    • @briankriens5645
      @briankriens5645 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Pimp-Master LMMFAO!!

  • @OneThousandDemons
    @OneThousandDemons 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "After a couple days of doing flips in a swap with a puppet" 🤣 this entire video has me cracking up!

  • @andrewfaraday8918
    @andrewfaraday8918 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    "I'll write the big reveal in the next movie, you wierdo!"
    "Oh, no!"

  • @jacksonphillips7651
    @jacksonphillips7651 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Anyone notice the head at 4:04 in the top left of the writer

  • @PrideTracks86
    @PrideTracks86 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I literally laughed our loud at the ghost head 😂😂😂

  • @bjjukes4969
    @bjjukes4969 5 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    Yoda trained all of the Jedi younglings. When they get older, they become padawan learners assigned to a specific Jedi (Qui-gon in the case of Obi-wan). So....Obi-wan is not actually a liar. ;-)

    • @Wired4Life2
      @Wired4Life2 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Yoda was like the daycare supervisor and primary school teacher for legions of Jedi.

    • @jkrenee
      @jkrenee 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      He's still a liar on so many other things so it still works.

    • @jonathancampbell5231
      @jonathancampbell5231 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Obi-Wan: Your father was seduced by the Dark Side of the Force. He ceased to be Anakin Skywalker and became Darth Vader. When that happened, the good mn who was your farther was destroyed. So what I told you was true, from a certain point of view...and while we're on that topic, Yoda was only my instructor was I was a small boy in his class of younglings, and when I said your father "wanted you" to have his lightsaber I meant he "would have" wanted you to have it, and when I said I didn't remember owning any droids well I've actually known R2-D2 and C-3PO since about the time I met your father...

    • @MichaelM28
      @MichaelM28 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Jonathan Campbell Anakin was never a GOOD MAN dumbass! He was a whiny brat!

    • @jordansweet8054
      @jordansweet8054 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Say what you will about the prequels but they got that right.

  • @mmdpod
    @mmdpod 5 ปีที่แล้ว +371

    That 👍 button is "Super Easy Barely an Inconvenience"

  • @pokemonmaster0079
    @pokemonmaster0079 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    "Man, you love when people get their arms and legs cut off."
    "Yeah, I do. I just had to write that in there."
    Star Wars in a nutshell, people.

    • @xgropo
      @xgropo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Severed limbs and bottomless pits

    • @shihoblade
      @shihoblade 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      One of my favorite moments with Nataasi Daala is telling Luke off for all the one armed ruffians roaming the galaxy because they were unfortunate enough to come across a jedi. Jedi chops off an arm and rides off to another adventure no cares given for the aftermath.

    • @sophistanonym1703
      @sophistanonym1703 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      "HAND-REW!!!!!!"

    • @MarelorMoon
      @MarelorMoon 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      someone should have told Disney about that rule :P

  • @andrewwalker8985
    @andrewwalker8985 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    “So anyway after a couple of days doing flips in a swamp with a puppet…” I’m in tears

  • @kiplingmartin4903
    @kiplingmartin4903 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Seems like only yesterday you were impressing us with episode 100 'pitch meeting' pitch meeting, now you're approaching 150. Great work!!

  • @minimoe2807
    @minimoe2807 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Please, oh please do Goonies!
    I love your older movie Pitches!, They are tight.

  • @stevenleslie8557
    @stevenleslie8557 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    You've managed to take apart the best Star Wars film ever made. Thanks

  • @asiftoks
    @asiftoks 5 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    I like the detail of adding a typewriter in the background to make it feel like the 1980s 😂

    • @DrygdorDradgvork
      @DrygdorDradgvork 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      *70s

    • @leroylowe5921
      @leroylowe5921 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I was class of '84. I had to train on manual and electric typewriters. People still used typewriters and black & white TVs.

    • @DrygdorDradgvork
      @DrygdorDradgvork 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@leroylowe5921 if you're responding to me, I said 70s because that's when the pitch meeting for ESB happened, seeing as it was released in 1980.

    • @professordk6799
      @professordk6799 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      You must be new here. Welcome!

    • @leroylowe5921
      @leroylowe5921 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@DrygdorDradgvork not responding to anyone in particular. Just sayin'.

  • @emanuelebolli6437
    @emanuelebolli6437 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    that floating head was hilarious

  • @Erowens98
    @Erowens98 5 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    Pretty sure yoda trained all the younglings in Obi-Wans day. So technically, yoda trained him. Just not directly with him as his padawan.

    • @leovk5779
      @leovk5779 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Getting away with lies with technicalities is tight!

    • @thesalvadorian
      @thesalvadorian 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      So you're saying he was telling the truth, from a certain point of view?

    • @codyleslie478
      @codyleslie478 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That's what Yoda is doing in Episode 2 when Obi Wan comes and asks him for advice concerning Kamino.

    • @annanabil73
      @annanabil73 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@codyleslie478 - Yea but it's clear they added this retroactively in Ep. 2 to correct the inconsistency of introducing Qui-Gon Jin in Ep. 1

  • @lordkarasu2263
    @lordkarasu2263 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Really? You had the floating ghost head speak at 4:20...*slow clap*

  • @tyfene2832
    @tyfene2832 5 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    Being a Jedi requires alot of flipping...

    • @TheBonsaiZone
      @TheBonsaiZone 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It gets worse, super flips coming up in the prequels!

    • @tyfene2832
      @tyfene2832 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@TheBonsaiZone lol

    • @FritzSchober
      @FritzSchober 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      If you see how Yoda fights you know why he is so much into flipping.

    • @davidm5707
      @davidm5707 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@FritzSchober But does Luke ever flip again?

  • @Kevin-sn2cv
    @Kevin-sn2cv 5 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    "Must be easy to be the first one to comment on a video posted just 3 mins ago"
    Me: actually super hard, a big inconvenience
    "Oh really?"
    Me: yes there are more than 60 comments now

    • @sidecharacter3193
      @sidecharacter3193 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Kevin “whoops”

    • @Kevin-sn2cv
      @Kevin-sn2cv 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@sidecharacter3193 whoopsie

    • @jezeski2011
      @jezeski2011 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Kevin-sn2cv FACT: Leaving a comment of "first," or trying to be the first to comment, is waste of time and also is not any kind of accomplishment that anybody cares about or should be proud of. A person should be proud of things that actually matter, like learning how to ride a bike; or graduating high-school or starting a family. Those things actually matter; commenting first does not.

    • @Kevin-sn2cv
      @Kevin-sn2cv 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@jezeski2011 woah ok lol,it's just a joke

    • @jezeski2011
      @jezeski2011 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Kevin-sn2cv If you say so, sir. The fact I presented is still true, though. Have a nice day.

  • @tiredoffools8929
    @tiredoffools8929 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Ryan.... you are freakin BRILLIANT! You never disappoint. I was smiling the entire time watching this. Thank you Sir! Lord of the Rings Trilogy is badly needed. :)

  • @johnjones2nd667
    @johnjones2nd667 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    That was hilarious! Best part is when he responds to the disembodied head in his office, I love it!

  • @troubadour723
    @troubadour723 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    He didn’t even bring up that Luke randomly crashed on this jungle planet but where he landed just happened to be in Yoda’s neighborhood.

  • @tombomthemason-old
    @tombomthemason-old 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Please do a Lord of the Rings pitch meeting! (One for each movie)

  • @FabDoesStuff
    @FabDoesStuff 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    This movie was not written on a typewriter as the background tells me that would have been super difficult really an inconvenience especially with that ghost

  • @kiriannapatrick7243
    @kiriannapatrick7243 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Super easy, it is going to be. An inconvenience, it barely is!
    Should have been how that line was delivered in this pitch. Can we get a reboot please!?!?

  • @robinbank5
    @robinbank5 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Ngl, I laughed too hard at the Lando joke. 😆

  • @21700r
    @21700r 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I love the Ghost Head, totally cracked me up

  • @jennifermc1221
    @jennifermc1221 5 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    Only thing good about this channel. Thank you, Ryan :)

    • @Emperor_Palpatine_66
      @Emperor_Palpatine_66 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      *Evil Laughter of Agreement*

    • @ScreenRant
      @ScreenRant  5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Only watching Pitch Meetings and hating everything else on the channel is TIGHT.

    • @avatardoom
      @avatardoom 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Screen rant replying to a comment is super easy barley an inconvenience

    • @jezeski2011
      @jezeski2011 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@ScreenRant Now if only you would actually listen to this information instead of making fun of it.

    • @marvinarthur8705
      @marvinarthur8705 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ScreenRant
      I am your father!

  • @RearAdmiralTootToot
    @RearAdmiralTootToot 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    V and VI were the best and sacred but because Screen Rant does such a good job, I'm going to allow this

    • @StratOCE
      @StratOCE 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Personally I think V > IV > III > VI > II > VII > VIII > I but either way I like that this video shows how even the best Star Wars movie was pretty silly. People are getting too angry over the new ones when the original trilogy had just as many inconsistencies.

    • @Birdm4n78
      @Birdm4n78 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      They don't hold up over time. They were the best because we were kids when we watched them and they didn't get the scrutiny we give movies today. They would be bad by today's standards but it is one of the greatest stories ever told.

    • @87dramarama
      @87dramarama 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Birdm4n78 bullshit

    • @MichaelMedici61W2
      @MichaelMedici61W2 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      sf asasadd : : “ Bullshit! “
      Everyone : “Why?!”
      sf asasadd : “Because!”
      Everyone : “ Ok, then!”

    • @PotrzebieConolly
      @PotrzebieConolly 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Birdm4n78 Even if you weren't a kid - I loved it in 1977 and I was 23 - awesome compared to the other science fiction films available in 1970-1976.

  • @teslaromans1023
    @teslaromans1023 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    The side glance at 3:35 is peak comedy XD

  • @beardedgreek9069
    @beardedgreek9069 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    The head floating around his office at random times cracks me tf up 🤣

  • @tokus420
    @tokus420 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    this guy is a talented and very clever entertainer. thanks for the LOTS of laughs, fella!

  • @amanisibanda5906
    @amanisibanda5906 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Me: How do you make such good pitch meetings
    Pitch meetings: it's Super Easy Barely An Inconvenience

    • @FinalBossWTMN
      @FinalBossWTMN 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      So we're just gonna use a bunch of the same catchphrases over and over again, and hope people like it?
      Yeah yeah yeah!
      Won't it be a bit hypocritical, making fun of movies for rehashing the same content, while we're using the same lines over and over?
      Whoops.
      Whoopsie.

    • @avatardoom
      @avatardoom 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Its fine when we do it

  • @FamilieVideos86
    @FamilieVideos86 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    "He uses his brain force walkie talkie" I laughed so hard I scared my roommate, and threw off my giant headphones while I fell to the floor holding my stomach laughing like a hyena. call 9-1-1 please.

  • @rafifakio9467
    @rafifakio9467 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    1:27 "This camel dinosaur has *Warm....* guts" idk why this is funny to me 😂

  • @agiar2000
    @agiar2000 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "So, we're going to start the movie off with a scrolling wall of words like the first one, but we'll call it 'Episode V'."
    "Episode Five? Are there three other episodes I missed?"
    "No, but we're thinking we might do a prequel trilogy someday, with the original Star Wars being Episode 4, which would make this episode 5."
    "Won't that be really confusing to the audience? Just coming into see the second movie and seeing 'Episode V' on the screen?"
    "I don't know!"
    "Well, okay, then!"