Steez Master 5000 - Trials Fusion w/ Nick

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  • @MasterlessVagrant
    @MasterlessVagrant 5 ปีที่แล้ว +142

    Thanks CB for making difficult maps so we get 20min vids instead of 10min

  • @Hon_Yo
    @Hon_Yo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    I love how at 10:45 Jordan says "I'm trying to do a reverse steeze" WHEN THATS LITERALLY WHAT THE SIGN WANTS YOU TO DO!!!

    • @KyuZXeno
      @KyuZXeno 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      It makes me sooooo annoyed when I understand what jordan is doing wrong then he goes and screws it up for another 10mins

    • @stanleyelnats
      @stanleyelnats 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      he knew

  • @TheGreatThingsInLife
    @TheGreatThingsInLife 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I like how Jardon steezes the steeze map by not properly steezing it lol.

  • @alicerenee313
    @alicerenee313 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    the training wheels are a metaphor for learning the reverse steez

  • @Ghillie_Monster
    @Ghillie_Monster 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Love on the Steezemaster 5000 section clearly shows to shift weight to the back of the bike to complete the flip but they refused to do that.

  • @Crutches_Bob
    @Crutches_Bob 5 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    Luckily there's a video I made for you on your sub-reddit, Jordy boi, to show you the way :).

    • @Dilly_Dally23
      @Dilly_Dally23 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Can we get crutches bob top comment so Cptn sees this. I freaked out when he said “I’m trying to reverse steez”. You just reverse, and steez. Smh.

    • @BittenToe
      @BittenToe 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Can't find the video, I assume you just rock to the front, then onto your back wheel, then accelerate once you start to fall backward, then flip down?

    • @Crutches_Bob
      @Crutches_Bob 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@BittenToe That's one way, but the way I intended was for the player to hit the button trigger with the back wheel and then just slowly head backward via the reverse while keeping vertical balance with the left stick. It's more consistent on this track to do that than to rock back and forth if you're unfamiliar with the base principle. Edit: I posted the video to reddit last Thursday after I watched the Trials VOD.

    • @Dilly_Dally23
      @Dilly_Dally23 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Mr Crutches Bob that’s how I thought it was done. All he had to do was go backwards

    • @twingolord
      @twingolord 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      so he basically got it right the first time lol

  • @GuzzlingDuck
    @GuzzlingDuck 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    OH MY LORD THIS WAS THE MOST FRUSTRATING VIDEO.
    He almost had the steeze the first time on accident and then didn't pay attention.
    That entire segment needs to be put on some reddit post about infuriating stuff.

  • @ninjadog1647
    @ninjadog1647 5 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    I hate how there was a HUGE tutorial in the wall of how to do that section but they just refused to do it

    • @duplexspy9731
      @duplexspy9731 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nie wiedziałem że jeszcze jacyś Polacy grają w tą grę.

    • @ninjadog1647
      @ninjadog1647 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@duplexspy9731 Nie gram, tylko oglądam

    • @duplexspy9731
      @duplexspy9731 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ninjadog1647 A to spoko.

    • @nicholasdowns3502
      @nicholasdowns3502 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Bartek Wyrzykowski, but how do they get there

    • @ninjadog1647
      @ninjadog1647 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@nicholasdowns3502 Not an expert but I think they had to fall backwards in a way so they end up in a steez

  • @DragunTheOG
    @DragunTheOG 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    I’m off to basic training Jordan wish me luck!!

  • @bobsterinos
    @bobsterinos 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I've never been more frustrated at a trials map ever smh jardon, you just had to lean back at the edge of the steeze map 🤦🏻‍♂️

  • @pjpj4404
    @pjpj4404 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Please make more videos with steeze maps, they are actually entertaining.

  • @superweedenjoyer
    @superweedenjoyer ปีที่แล้ว

    5:50 phenomenal comeback by nick, that section took Jordan considerably longer

  • @gilliantate23
    @gilliantate23 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Jordan saying kiddos is so cute and idk why

  • @Alyeh
    @Alyeh 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Confirmed, Jardon is not a steez master

  • @clockoff94
    @clockoff94 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    1:44 idk id still lock the door it just wouldnt feel right if i didnt

    • @VcSaJen
      @VcSaJen 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same. I dunno about "spouse" part, but I'll definitely lock the door against any roommates/relatives/etc (or even when alone). In fact, I'll be offended if they didn't lock the door. This isn't the anime, I don't want to see their junk, thank you very much.

    • @VcSaJen
      @VcSaJen 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I never understood American comics/tv-series where someone acts all offended when someone walks in, and start spouting BS about knocking. Just LOCK THE FRICKIN' DOOR if you don't want to someone to walk in.

    • @clockoff94
      @clockoff94 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@VcSaJen lmao yeah true

  • @notimportant9263
    @notimportant9263 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Love your content! Please keep up the great work!

  • @ajax1241
    @ajax1241 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Sign said lean forward from leaning back right?

  • @ShaqarudenGames
    @ShaqarudenGames 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Complains that what the sign is saying doesn’t work but also doesn’t follow the sign fully. Smh SHIFT YOUR WEIGHT lol

  • @TwoHeadPhoenix
    @TwoHeadPhoenix 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The only reason Nick says consoles suck is because he has an expensive computer.

    • @fatemonkey
      @fatemonkey 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      You don’t need an expensive computer to outdo a console.

  • @thewinterizzy
    @thewinterizzy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    We got a 22 minute long episode but at what cost.

  • @kelton8861
    @kelton8861 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Make a video of you guys customizing yo damn characters please

  • @Fireheart318
    @Fireheart318 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    I think it got to the top because of the sheer absurdity of the whole thing.

  • @moenany6493
    @moenany6493 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I'd like to make a downpayment on the Steez Master 5000 as long as it has 5000 horsepower

  • @joshuahellfire3287
    @joshuahellfire3287 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Even if im married im still locking the door

  • @brandonpapesh
    @brandonpapesh 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Idk if I believe that Jordan skateboarded back in the day...

  • @QueenAlfred
    @QueenAlfred 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    22 minutes hell yeah

  • @polfarer727
    @polfarer727 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    What happened to Trials Rising?

    • @Qrio
      @Qrio 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Its out, but they're waiting for problems to be fixed with it before they switch

    • @VcSaJen
      @VcSaJen 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      1VipX: More like CaptainSparklez waiting to spoon-feed information instead of checking himself if bug was fixed or not. I'll bet he'll start his usual monologue about work hours and money if anyone ever called him out in that.

  • @obsidionwarrior1343
    @obsidionwarrior1343 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Jordan really can’t follow directions my god

  • @DevBunnyx0
    @DevBunnyx0 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    can't just full throttle = difficult...

  • @RggiB
    @RggiB 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    1080p or lower, nick is living in 2015 lol 60fps4k is standard console gaming now and the xb1 x has a better chip processor than some of the 'gaming' laptops on the market. to be fair pc will always be ahead by miles i doubt we will be seeing an xbox with 2 titan cards lmao

  • @itskoby
    @itskoby 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    By the power of Crutches Bob, Jorgan is now the Steez Master

  • @theglitchedbanana3360
    @theglitchedbanana3360 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    If you start dividing things by zero you start realizing that every number equals every number as learned from 8 year old TH-cam video recommended to me.

    • @albertjohnston1026
      @albertjohnston1026 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Chances are that the video references some mathematical principal but omits the fact that it probably says "for all numbers other than zero", because they wanted a flashy video.

  • @dattebayo5829
    @dattebayo5829 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    TFW my console is more powerful than my PC but I'm too poor to upgrade

  • @vonBelfry
    @vonBelfry 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Comments section be like:
    JADRON U IDIOT IT'S EASY ALL U HAVE TO DO IS

  • @KingScabby
    @KingScabby 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Well that was a waste of 22 min

  • @aliakbar1699
    @aliakbar1699 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Cara menjebak burung

  • @Mrman09
    @Mrman09 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    bob

  • @Jartyom
    @Jartyom 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I also don’t like body hair

  • @hardline5889
    @hardline5889 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Dude just needs to get some laser action if he don’t want no hair 👨‍🦲

  • @CoachThai13
    @CoachThai13 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Hey!

  • @SapientGalaxy
    @SapientGalaxy 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Hey Crutches Bob, you want to make a map teaching them how to break fap?

  • @DragonLord57821TTV
    @DragonLord57821TTV 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Wouldnt half of 0 be -0.5? Cause 2 of -0.5 makes even at 0

    • @Crutches_Bob
      @Crutches_Bob 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      0.5 is half of 1.

    • @DragonLord57821TTV
      @DragonLord57821TTV 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah thats positive im talking negative 0.5

    • @Crutches_Bob
      @Crutches_Bob 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@DragonLord57821TTV Then it would be -0.5.

    • @snaketail114
      @snaketail114 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Brayden Forster your IQ is -0.5. Half of -1 is -0.5.

    • @Lewyludd
      @Lewyludd 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      2 x -0.5 = -1

  • @stanleyelnats
    @stanleyelnats 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Also why would you need to lock the door to the bathroom? Do they both secretly want to walk in on eachother? What married couple has to lock their SO out like they are a kid who doesn't understand boundaries?

  • @RggiB
    @RggiB 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    can't teach a boomer new tricks

  • @hammerslap5639
    @hammerslap5639 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    is uncomfortable with his wife peeing in the bathroom while he showers, shaves his legs, refused to pause his leg shaving so that his wife could get naked and wet and soapy in the shower with him.... 0 judgment but im pretty sure the issue is readily apparent.

  • @LUK_31811
    @LUK_31811 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    half of 0 is -0.5

  • @rocketwolf4232
    @rocketwolf4232 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    3rd comment 20th like 183 view bet how’s it going jordon

  • @letsplaydemon666
    @letsplaydemon666 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    lol lets talk shit about consoles but use a console controller to play on pc thoughts? lol ahha

    • @MasterlessVagrant
      @MasterlessVagrant 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Cuz controllers are good for “racing” games. You could play on console with a keyboard and still hate PC gaming.

    • @letsplaydemon666
      @letsplaydemon666 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      lol nice reply i dont see this as a excuse and not really you cant use keyboard and mouse on every game on consoles

    • @spongebobislyfe5906
      @spongebobislyfe5906 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@letsplaydemon666
      Triggered

    • @Qrio
      @Qrio 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@letsplaydemon666 lol you're real salty over some shit that doesn't even matter

    • @letsplaydemon666
      @letsplaydemon666 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I mean I was just stating facts I wasn’t triggered I play both pc and Xbox so it doesn’t really bother me it might seem like with the way I said it but definitely was just stating facts etc.

  • @DrQuack915
    @DrQuack915 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    I think the op on that post is super weird he says he was shaving his legs hes a man men are hairy and hes even more weird he wont let his wife use the bathroom while hes in the show shes you wife i think you seen her uhh you get it right hes a freaking weirdo man just saying

    • @spongebobislyfe5906
      @spongebobislyfe5906 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Men being hairy is just a stereotype. Just like women being clean shaven. If a man wants to shave, so be it. If a woman doesn't want to shave, so be it. It's their own bodies

    • @DrQuack915
      @DrQuack915 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@spongebobislyfe5906 i guess i just think its weird lol