Temple Rising by far one of the best maps I've ever seen in this game. The map maker is a genius. It also blows my mind how bad Jordon's map awareness is after so long playing this game.
What makes him even worse is when he started to stream trials he just looks at the chat whenever he doesnt know what to do...I was so furious when he was just riding into those rolling barrels....like what do you think :DD
@@Skoncil yeah those barrels, man what a dummy. There's big green arrows pointing backwards an he keeps going forwards. Like I said, no map awareness whatsoever.
Those "actually small" arrows have told them which way to go through the whole map. So, no, I don't think that that one is a one-off of where the barrels come from.
I can't believe how Jardon is complaining so much about this when really he should be appreciating the creativity and effort put into the minecraft map...
You can lean forward in the air if you brake fap. Hold the gas and rapidly tap the brake. This could have helped you many times but the one time you were actually told about it you laughed it off
It physically hurts how little throttle control Jordan has, he's played for over 400 episodes, and hasn't learned anything, I'd have been threw there the same speed as Nick.
jfc watching Jordan panic and *NOT PAY ATTENTION TO THE LITERAL SIGNS* telling him what to do. There’s a sign that indicates you’ll hit explosives if you move forward and another sign that has an arrow pointing backwards. Hmm. I wonder where he should go. *Hmm* it’s *such* a *mystery* ... 😂💀
Map Creator: *Makes a map where you need to go slowly through the obstacles* Jordan: But what if I throttle? Jordan: *THROTTLE* Jordan: I CANT DO THE MAP!!!
The longest map you ever played was like close to 30 mins and was somewhere in the first 100. It would actually be fun to see you revisit it. (edit:) Episode 50, The longest map ever. 28 minutes.
At the beginning of the video "Yeah, we've been streaming for 8 hours now." At the end of the long map "It's going to be time for me to eat dinner by the time we're done with this map." Careful what you wish for Jardon
You forgot the 30 minute map? Where you got about 30 minutes to finish it, give or take. Maybe it was 15 or something but you guys faulted a bit before realizing... that its just a ~15 minute scenic drive.
There are times when it's pretty obvious Jordan dropped out of school. This is one of them. The level of general stupidity he displayed in that map is astonishing.
Lack of observation skills, lack of problem solving skills, etc. These are things you learn during your education. And it's blatantly obvious Jordan did not. You don't need to look any further than the locked throttle portion to see it. Not only did it take him ages to even realize his throttle was locked, but then when he realized he needed to slow down the concept of *TRYING THE BRAKE* didn't even occur to him until he did it on accident. Of course, he then immediately forgot that braking was a thing for a while until he got stuck on the no-leaning portion and (once again) did it on accident at 14:05. When a normal person comes to an obstacle and tries an approach that doesn't work, they then try a *different* approach. They don't slam their face into the concrete multiple times in a row and then scream "what's wrong with my bike??"
@@AristophMarloqueI agree before I even had trials i would just play it at my bro’s place after skiing for like 20 mins a week and within a few weeks I was completing hards no problem and extremes were a fun challenge. Jardon bad i wonder if it’s why he doesn’t play trials anymore, sick of getting shit on for a game that supposed to be background.
That map number 3 was an amazing map, really annoys me when they call out maps for being shit just because they're trash at the game an struggle with them. It belittles the time an effort that the map makers put into doing this.
I mean, he does say there was a respectable amount of effort put into the map. However at the same time, he usually tries to finish the full 5 maps in 10 minutes as to not interrupt his upload schedule and daily life. I believe just since it was a long map, it must get a little tedious on his end.
@@jeremyhigglepuff560 I might agree except for the fact I've seen both say exactly the same thing on short maps that they don't like. I just think it's disrespectful.
For nick... as someone who rides a motorcycle with a loud muffler, its not to be a D bag. Most peoples brains arent trained to watch for motorcycles so we just make sure we're noticeable so we dont die. Sorry about your car alarm, but loud pipes save lives.
something other topic ever thought about playing "Satisfactory" ? it is like subnautica but in space or rather on a planet itself you have to collect things, to build things, to build more and better things, to build even more and even better things it need a lot of logical thinking in the end and i might say you maybe could like it it's has also a lot animated machinery stuff :)
Pretty sure i had more throttle control when i fisrt started playing HD as a beginner than Jordan has here, blaming the track for making him miss the key over and over was just painful to watch, dude needs to learn its not all full throttle.
So those "loud muffler douches" on motorcycles are loud so cars will actually see them. I don't really care if you like it or not if if helps keep people from dying it's a good thing.
i love how jardon thought it was a nerve agent - your trials character pooped his pants and couldnt sit down
Temple Rising by far one of the best maps I've ever seen in this game. The map maker is a genius. It also blows my mind how bad Jordon's map awareness is after so long playing this game.
*Creative track that is challenging and requires some thought*
Jordon - "This map is hot stinky doo doo"
lmao
What makes him even worse is when he started to stream trials he just looks at the chat whenever he doesnt know what to do...I was so furious when he was just riding into those rolling barrels....like what do you think :DD
@@Skoncil yeah those barrels, man what a dummy. There's big green arrows pointing backwards an he keeps going forwards. Like I said, no map awareness whatsoever.
Those "actually small" arrows have told them which way to go through the whole map. So, no, I don't think that that one is a one-off of where the barrels come from.
@@brendanrisney2449 I chose not to reply to his comment cause I didn't want to point out the obvious. Good for you, lol.
Gotta say, watching Jordan get mad is probably one of the funniest things ever! XD Definitely my favorite trials episode so far.
I like how Nick really only had the chance to finish one map this episode.
3 am, forgets to put on headphones *oh myyy gooooood~* echoes in the apartment
Same
Jardon swearing is the best thing ever
Jardon, it wasn't a nerve agent. The guy literally pooped his pants and that's why he couldn't move.
I can't believe how Jardon is complaining so much about this when really he should be appreciating the creativity and effort put into the minecraft map...
Next episode there won't be a relathionships post it gonna be the story of how Nick broke his arm whiile riding the scooter
I cant be the only one facepalming at rolling mines part
You can lean forward in the air if you brake fap. Hold the gas and rapidly tap the brake. This could have helped you many times but the one time you were actually told about it you laughed it off
That was a really good map imo.
I swear to god, Jordan would be the LAST person i'd take to an escaping room. Can't even interpret a sign...
that map was so good and cool to watch hahaha
It physically hurts how little throttle control Jordan has, he's played for over 400 episodes, and hasn't learned anything, I'd have been threw there the same speed as Nick.
I could not laugh harder at that face if I tried LMAO :D 15:14
jfc watching Jordan panic and *NOT PAY ATTENTION TO THE LITERAL SIGNS* telling him what to do. There’s a sign that indicates you’ll hit explosives if you move forward and another sign that has an arrow pointing backwards. Hmm. I wonder where he should go. *Hmm* it’s *such* a *mystery* ... 😂💀
1:44 little did Nick know what was to come
Map Creator: *Makes a map where you need to go slowly through the obstacles*
Jordan: But what if I throttle?
Jordan: *THROTTLE*
Jordan: I CANT DO THE MAP!!!
The longest map you ever played was like close to 30 mins and was somewhere in the first 100. It would actually be fun to see you revisit it.
(edit:) Episode 50, The longest map ever. 28 minutes.
Dammit Jardon, 80-0 was in your grasp and you threw it away
Nick, I am proud of you. I have a big wheeled razor scooter I use for college transport :3
9:58 jardon whispers fuck and I don't know why, but I find it hilarious
At the beginning of the video "Yeah, we've been streaming for 8 hours now." At the end of the long map "It's going to be time for me to eat dinner by the time we're done with this map." Careful what you wish for Jardon
It's just a game. Why you have to be mad?
Reeeeeeeee.
is just game y u have to be mad?
Best trials ep so far
The 'loud muffler douches' in my neighborhood are teenagers in their rinky-dink little Honda civics, thinking they're cool
Eric Allison yup
This episode will go down in history
*plays an actually challenging map*
"MY BRAIN IS FRIED IM DONE DED"
I love this series but I can’t wait for trials rising
🦀🦀🦀27 minute trials episode🦀🦀🦀
0:30 wrong answer Jardon, you must've missed choice 3: give them to a foster house so that they'll be used by children who appreciate them.
You forgot the 30 minute map? Where you got about 30 minutes to finish it, give or take. Maybe it was 15 or something but you guys faulted a bit before realizing... that its just a ~15 minute scenic drive.
I can’t wait for trials rising.
Is there any way someone can take the audio of Jardon saying ohmygod at the top of the video and play it over classic movie scenes
That map was an experience
I enjoy watching Captain Sparkles until the REEEEEEEE moments that he has. Even Nick has commented on the childlike nature of his whine. #REEEvenge XD
I want to die after watching this
There are times when it's pretty obvious Jordan dropped out of school. This is one of them. The level of general stupidity he displayed in that map is astonishing.
Not sure how they relate
Lack of observation skills, lack of problem solving skills, etc. These are things you learn during your education. And it's blatantly obvious Jordan did not. You don't need to look any further than the locked throttle portion to see it. Not only did it take him ages to even realize his throttle was locked, but then when he realized he needed to slow down the concept of *TRYING THE BRAKE* didn't even occur to him until he did it on accident. Of course, he then immediately forgot that braking was a thing for a while until he got stuck on the no-leaning portion and (once again) did it on accident at 14:05.
When a normal person comes to an obstacle and tries an approach that doesn't work, they then try a *different* approach. They don't slam their face into the concrete multiple times in a row and then scream "what's wrong with my bike??"
SotCRules 😐 literally no one asked
@@AristophMarloqueI agree before I even had trials i would just play it at my bro’s place after skiing for like 20 mins a week and within a few weeks I was completing hards no problem and extremes were a fun challenge. Jardon bad i wonder if it’s why he doesn’t play trials anymore, sick of getting shit on for a game that supposed to be background.
To think, they only completed two maps today, one of which broke.
@@Minecraftpwns1 Ouch, you're right, Nick didn't even get to finish a map today.
You can tell ya boi is mad when he’s not saying fork/short
it took over 400 episodes for one of their games to stop working properly
Jordon "omg, this map is hot stinky doo doo". Yeah I think you'll find it's not the map.
nerve agent? dude you pooped your pants and can't sit down XD
Love how jardon took those points anyway! 😮
A big gay man on a scooter going to the store, much love Nick
this is why i have anxiety
That map number 3 was an amazing map, really annoys me when they call out maps for being shit just because they're trash at the game an struggle with them. It belittles the time an effort that the map makers put into doing this.
I mean, he does say there was a respectable amount of effort put into the map. However at the same time, he usually tries to finish the full 5 maps in 10 minutes as to not interrupt his upload schedule and daily life. I believe just since it was a long map, it must get a little tedious on his end.
@@jeremyhigglepuff560 I might agree except for the fact I've seen both say exactly the same thing on short maps that they don't like. I just think it's disrespectful.
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For nick... as someone who rides a motorcycle with a loud muffler, its not to be a D bag. Most peoples brains arent trained to watch for motorcycles so we just make sure we're noticeable so we dont die. Sorry about your car alarm, but loud pipes save lives.
one does not simply skip maps
something other topic
ever thought about playing "Satisfactory" ?
it is like subnautica but in space or rather on a planet itself
you have to collect things, to build things, to build more and better things, to build even more and even better things
it need a lot of logical thinking in the end
and i might say
you maybe could like it
it's has also a lot animated machinery stuff :)
It is not like subnautica xD
@@charlie_ck pssst, i have to bait him ;)
@@Destros2ndone xD
@@Destros2ndone you should have said it was immune to demonotization
Great vid
You should try some maps that Raon GT4 plays.
It was not nerve agent, you crapped your pants when you saw the giant snake skeleton.
Best map ever
TIL Jordan can't read signs
So this 3 map cycle is longer than an 8 map cycle. Ok.
whens are you guys gonna play mc hunger games again? playing past popular stuff is a new meta, trust me👌
Princess Sparklez.....
O m gwosh it’s beautiful
Who do you think will die first Jordan or Nick?
Jardons faces from 15:14 got me hard
2:23 but is it plausible?
That was a map.
Why not playing the new one?
Pretty sure i had more throttle control when i fisrt started playing HD as a beginner than Jordan has here, blaming the track for making him miss the key over and over was just painful to watch, dude needs to learn its not all full throttle.
Wheres the new trials?
Oh my gosh
Cap never unlocked the donkey or got that achievement.
ADO ADO ADO
Hi i won’t love to see that bike if yours ;)
And yet it is monitized
*oMg dUDs i THiNk jorDAnOnIan sAId tHe F wORd uwu*
Nice
And demonetized
#demonitized
your subbreddit hates me...
Why?
@@enamelpin628 idk...
@@C144RE Did you say something wrong?
@@enamelpin628 no, they just hate me...
@@C144RE Well that's odd. What is your Reddit username?
Oh Jordan my sensitive ears ahhh don’t curse stop ahh help ahh
You could say the map was long and hard
So those "loud muffler douches" on motorcycles are loud so cars will actually see them. I don't really care if you like it or not if if helps keep people from dying it's a good thing.
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