The Roast of Linus Sebastian

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  • เผยแพร่เมื่อ 24 ธ.ค. 2024

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  • @curesafaia
    @curesafaia 5 ปีที่แล้ว +47868

    That was better than I expected, I watched the whole thing, I did not intend to at first, but it was so funny

    • @bosch5303
      @bosch5303 5 ปีที่แล้ว +692

      Wut u are pinned?! Holy shit u lucky bastard

    • @justinray662
      @justinray662 5 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      Sam here

    • @AG.Floats
      @AG.Floats 5 ปีที่แล้ว +285

      I couldn't get through it.
      Was awkward and strange
      Who is even in that huge Audience. They like rarely made a noise.
      Could of just been done in their warehouse since the only people actually laughing work at LMG lol.

    • @willemjacobs7902
      @willemjacobs7902 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Same

    • @ayonde8935
      @ayonde8935 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Same goes for me

  • @keltonhunt5302
    @keltonhunt5302 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25107

    My favorite part is that Dennis edited this video, meaning he put in subtitles for himself.

    • @Logical
      @Logical 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1381

      That implies that he knows what he's saying?..

    • @harithizzuddin
      @harithizzuddin 5 ปีที่แล้ว +444

      I am so proud of ~~this community~~ him

    • @Iron_of_man
      @Iron_of_man 5 ปีที่แล้ว +734

      I hope it was Dennis that starred this comment.

    • @edahmed7
      @edahmed7 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      😂

    • @LeonisYT
      @LeonisYT 5 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      I mean for all we know he could have put anything there lol

  • @inutero
    @inutero 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14399

    The biggest roast of this whole thing is dennis having subtitles...

  • @eddownz7585
    @eddownz7585 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2237

    Big props to James for being so confident in his roasting and introduction, it takes a lot of confidence, skill and preparation to do that well. Especially so if he is not from a presenting background

    • @arachnophilegrrl
      @arachnophilegrrl 5 ปีที่แล้ว +92

      He killed it!

    • @Segrey
      @Segrey 5 ปีที่แล้ว +98

      Yeah, I was very impressed with James! Too bad about the paternity leave, might not see him for a while.

    • @gold4963
      @gold4963 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Yeah, James is awesome.

    • @RobertGoddard86
      @RobertGoddard86 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Even if James is an ass hole, he means well ;)

    • @williamg.6283
      @williamg.6283 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hell yeah

  • @yairratner2187
    @yairratner2187 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3201

    Everyone: *says something really nice to Linus at the end*
    Dennis: "Thanks for painting my ceiling"

    • @paramjeetsolanki
      @paramjeetsolanki 3 ปีที่แล้ว +123

      "thanks for painting my wall even though I broke your ceiling"

    • @Itryhardder
      @Itryhardder 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Lmao Linus reaction to this was great, he was expecting there to be some more feel good stuff and it was just thanks for painting my wall even though I broke your ceiling 😄

    • @JerKKeR
      @JerKKeR 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Meanwhile Riley: "that's it"

    • @j0wt0ng
      @j0wt0ng 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Wall, not ceiling.

    • @memethief4113
      @memethief4113 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@paramjeetsolanki and it would not be the last thing in Linus’ house Dennis would break

  • @pandqpod
    @pandqpod 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7448

    Everybody Else: "Let's make fun of Linus's height and voice so as to spare his feelings"
    Yvonne: "I'm about to destroy this whole man's career"

    • @WinterCharmVT
      @WinterCharmVT 5 ปีที่แล้ว +530

      Yvonne was S A V A G E.
      Went for the jugular, then decided it wasn't enough and separated him limb from limb. Jesus. O_O

    • @pritsky4219
      @pritsky4219 5 ปีที่แล้ว +185

      Linus is a whole man?

    • @TheStaticUnit
      @TheStaticUnit 5 ปีที่แล้ว +121

      Haha because she knows him better than anyone else

    • @DrOrtmeyer
      @DrOrtmeyer 5 ปีที่แล้ว +153

      To be fair, I actually don't care that he used to piss himself or shared a bed with Dennis ... For whatever reason.

    • @markN_591
      @markN_591 5 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      "this half man's carrer" :D

  • @troggs4832
    @troggs4832 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16227

    After this, linus was found hanging from his ceiling fan, the suicide note reading, "this note was brought to you by skillshare"

    • @LuizAlexPhoenix
      @LuizAlexPhoenix 4 ปีที่แล้ว +929

      Best knot lessons for free for a whole month.

    • @-aspirehd-1597
      @-aspirehd-1597 4 ปีที่แล้ว +258

      @@axorusmt7042 r/blursedcomments

    • @Bestgameplayer10
      @Bestgameplayer10 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      LMFAOOOOOO

    • @Bestgameplayer10
      @Bestgameplayer10 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Igor Lerinc - Incredibly underrated.

    • @Rize4Eva
      @Rize4Eva 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      LMAO

  • @meloD30
    @meloD30 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2579

    Roasters: racking their brains for good roasting material
    Yvonne: **grabs her diary**
    #YvonneBurnTips

    • @abdoufma
      @abdoufma 5 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      Riley: Just f**k you, man

    • @javsjavs8659
      @javsjavs8659 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I like the hashtag

    • @auricom242
      @auricom242 5 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      Ivonne could have said anything, but not even aproach to this level of savagery 1:28:39

    • @NoTraceOfSense
      @NoTraceOfSense 5 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      1:28:10
      that's all
      and he began his wife's roast with "don't kill me"

  • @edobrien_92
    @edobrien_92 ปีที่แล้ว +837

    Congrats to Terren on his new role as CEO of LMG

    • @edobrien_92
      @edobrien_92 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      1:06:21 for Terren's roast on Linus

    • @humza890
      @humza890 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      ​@@edobrien_92 Thanks for the time stamp!

    • @Nov1cegg
      @Nov1cegg ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Here to know him more! Good luck to him, wish the best

    • @adamsterdam9049
      @adamsterdam9049 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@edobrien_92 ty

    • @matasa7463
      @matasa7463 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Considering how he came into the roast with a nuclear tipped spear of an opener, I look forward to the eventual Terren videos... because if I know anything about Linus Sebastian, is that there's no fucking way on God's green earth, would he skip out on the chance to make his old boss host videos.

  • @ExploringFate
    @ExploringFate 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1719

    Timestamps
    1:36 James Introduces Roasters
    3:08 Timestamps Request
    4:18 Linus through the Years
    6:46 Linus's Grand Entrance
    6:51 Taran Van Hemert Ignored / Blown Off
    10:05 Bitwit Kyle Hansen Roasting
    17:35 Luke Roasting
    26:34 Tech Jesus Roasting
    31:45 Yvonne Roasting
    41:17 Everyone's Favorite Dennis Liao Roasting
    49:04 JayzTwoCents Jay Langevin Roasting
    56:54 Riley TechLinked Murdock Roasting
    1:06:23 Corsair's Terren Tong Roasting
    1:14:13 Nick Light Roasting
    1:21:03 Linus Roasting
    1:32:18 Linus Shows He Is Grateful For Everyone
    1:33:12 The Best Coffee Shown Off
    1:34:04 Linus ShoutOuts
    1:35:20 Roll Credits

    • @erich4010
      @erich4010 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Bump

    • @Draakjedodo
      @Draakjedodo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Thank you.

    • @adwaitgoku27
      @adwaitgoku27 5 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      And there's the guy Luke mentioned.

    • @muhsin4646
      @muhsin4646 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Stranger, you're a good man, thank you.

    • @visveshnarayan7964
      @visveshnarayan7964 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      6:50 Guy wanting fist bump but ignored by Linus.

  • @flamingburitto
    @flamingburitto 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3246

    I'm just imagining linus' kids watching this and realising how badass their mum is.

    • @hayden_dev
      @hayden_dev 5 ปีที่แล้ว +198

      "Muuuuum? What did you mean about your fingers?"

    • @justjadethings9630
      @justjadethings9630 5 ปีที่แล้ว +100

      mOmMy why did you say daddy had a small dick? What's a dick? Why is it bad for it to be small?

    • @bigman489
      @bigman489 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Beans In My DS The kids are asian and they have a short dad Lel.

    • @justjadethings9630
      @justjadethings9630 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@bigman489 that's just racist

    • @bigman489
      @bigman489 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Beans In My DS It was a racist joke homie, not meant to be taken seriously.

  • @snazzy
    @snazzy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17233

    Yvonne was brutal. 😂

    • @MayiPasu
      @MayiPasu 5 ปีที่แล้ว +134

      Hey! It's nice to see you here, Quinn!

    • @ArabTrappers
      @ArabTrappers 5 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Snazzy Labs hey man 😃

    • @eddiemiller6909
      @eddiemiller6909 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      They should have invited you:v

    • @Koffiato
      @Koffiato 5 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      They should've invited you but I can't even imagine you roasting. You seem too chill for that lol

    • @Nurse_Xochitl
      @Nurse_Xochitl 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Hola!

  • @billigerfusel
    @billigerfusel ปีที่แล้ว +500

    Linus: Terry Tong, every company you ever led went to shit
    Also Linus: Welcome Terry, our new CEO

  • @Piorortiz
    @Piorortiz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +676

    Timestamps
    But you should really watch the whole thing lol
    4:18 Linus video intro
    6:35 Linus Entrance
    7:18 James’ Roast Intro
    10:05 Bitwit Kyle’s Roast
    18:08 Luke’s Roast
    26:34 Gamers Nexus Steve’s Roast
    31:46 Yvonne’s Roast
    41:17 Dennis’Roast
    49:06 JayzTwoCents’ Roast
    56:54 Riley’s Roast
    1:06:23 Terren Tong’s Roast
    1:14:14 Nick’s Roast
    1:20:57 Linus’ Roast and Closing Words
    1:33:09 Sponsor Spot Madrinas Coffee (Thanks for the Roast)

    • @results4526
      @results4526 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Thanks! :D

    • @Tulbia
      @Tulbia 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      th-cam.com/video/0AQFQMeOAig/w-d-xo.html And this awkward rev cut.

    • @bluemagoo
      @bluemagoo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      You're the real MVP

  • @tellytop4190
    @tellytop4190 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4427

    I'm really impressed by the audience. Most realistic CGI I've ever seen. Great job!

    • @svhuwagv2965
      @svhuwagv2965 5 ปีที่แล้ว +101

      It's a new plugin for UE4

    • @1x1nDone
      @1x1nDone 5 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      Who the fuck were most of those people?

    • @RannonSi
      @RannonSi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      @@1x1nDone Friends and family (if I remember correctly, from them talking about it on WAN).

    • @ayhamabusalem9113
      @ayhamabusalem9113 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@RannonSi can you tell me what episode it was? Please.

    • @RannonSi
      @RannonSi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@ayhamabusalem9113 Sorry but I can't remember. I'd guess that it was in the WAN directly after the roast (I saw that WAN the same week it aired but haven't had the time to watch the roast before yesterday).

  • @asianotakuguy
    @asianotakuguy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2153

    After Linus made fun of Yvonne's flat chest, she probably went out to buy a bigger size to peg him with.

    • @ghostweirdo5464
      @ghostweirdo5464 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      um that's not how it works but lmao

    • @loganthegoldenheron8786
      @loganthegoldenheron8786 3 ปีที่แล้ว +203

      Come on we both know that was his plan all along

    • @Yoaru
      @Yoaru 3 ปีที่แล้ว +168

      @@ghostweirdo5464 the joke------>
      You

    • @Illegal_man-gi5gp
      @Illegal_man-gi5gp 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@loganthegoldenheron8786 LOL

    • @arunkarthikma3121
      @arunkarthikma3121 3 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      Um, wouldn't that be a win-win for Linus?

  • @arkanterian4663
    @arkanterian4663 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3079

    Damn, Yvonne skipped the Canonballs and went straight to Orbital Bombardment.

    • @sonicx059
      @sonicx059 5 ปีที่แล้ว +150

      I paused to catch my breath and started to browsing the comments. I'm worried I will not survive Yvonne's part...

    • @Qyoon
      @Qyoon 5 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      Yvonne just killed it and dropped the mic.

    • @Kai_Hze
      @Kai_Hze 5 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      dude she went for the *NUKES*

    • @RuxUnderscore
      @RuxUnderscore 5 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      I think you mean she skipped Linus's balls and went for the Orbital Bombardment.

    • @reggiexp69
      @reggiexp69 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      God damn she is savage holy shit.. Damnnnn holy shit im dead

  • @1995baza
    @1995baza 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1866

    I gave this vid a thumbs down so nick would show up with a baseball bat. I've got a long driveway and it looks like he could use the excersise.

    • @sciencebug314
      @sciencebug314 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      xD hilarious

    • @peelzboyplays6089
      @peelzboyplays6089 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      r/MurderedWithWords ? That you?

    • @jur4x
      @jur4x 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Did the same thing. It's a long way from the station or even nearest place he can park. Assuming he can drive RHD

    • @myfinalheaven9590
      @myfinalheaven9590 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      He'd probably drive down your driveway in a tank (nicknamed Baseball Bat)

  • @rossmanngroup
    @rossmanngroup 3 ปีที่แล้ว +648

    35:29 i fucking felt that

    • @Am_Yeff
      @Am_Yeff 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      oh hey Louis, love ya work

    • @RemingtonRowland
      @RemingtonRowland 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Hi Ross

    • @skedaritou8138
      @skedaritou8138 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That is asome, So yoy watch the same videos I do, mostly... and I watch you to learn, makes mi mind go poff

    • @Boardwoards
      @Boardwoards ปีที่แล้ว +1

      are you feeling it now

    • @rohesilmnelohe
      @rohesilmnelohe ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Steves comment in light of recents events...
      Informative and unfortunate :)

  • @adadugg7060
    @adadugg7060 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6360

    The biggest roast is that the editor felt the need to add subtitles to Dennis's roasts.

    • @losviralos
      @losviralos 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1400

      and the editor is Dennis lmao

    • @thejjgang6338
      @thejjgang6338 3 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      there is subtitles on the whole video

    • @theheavycoder9326
      @theheavycoder9326 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      @@losviralos it could also be Taran: Taran Van Hemert

    • @loganiushere
      @loganiushere 3 ปีที่แล้ว +126

      @@thejjgang6338 on screen ones

    • @Lord_Rhoads
      @Lord_Rhoads 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ye

  • @xmalkyrion_801
    @xmalkyrion_801 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3003

    Everyone else: let's roast his exteriors.
    Yvonne: *F L A M M E N W E R F E R*

    • @leonard3899
      @leonard3899 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      You do know that only Germans will understand that?

    • @sam.p9502
      @sam.p9502 4 ปีที่แล้ว +134

      I'm not german and i get it?

    • @BenDavisSkydiving
      @BenDavisSkydiving 4 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      A Flammenwerfer, it Werfs Flammen.

    • @synix_6216
      @synix_6216 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Dieser Kommentarbereich ist nun Eigentum der BUNDESREPUBLIK DEUTSCHLAND

    • @shiruba3609
      @shiruba3609 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Would upvote, but your upvote count is at 666, so I leave it as it is.

  • @GreenLanternMakoto
    @GreenLanternMakoto 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4093

    This is why linus wants to retire

    • @cgme7076
      @cgme7076 4 ปีที่แล้ว +200

      "It finally hit me. Fuck those guys."

    • @GunnerDS2
      @GunnerDS2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Woah

    • @HiDefHDMusic
      @HiDefHDMusic 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      I thought that was cuz his sons babysitter microwaved his cat.

    • @silverfalcon1927
      @silverfalcon1927 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@HiDefHDMusic wait what

    • @HiDefHDMusic
      @HiDefHDMusic 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      mohamed ibrahim my bad, it was the clothes dryer not the microwave. He mentioned it on the WAN show a few weeks ago.

  • @AlmostLikeHuman
    @AlmostLikeHuman 2 ปีที่แล้ว +355

    You can tell Yvonne was super nervous, but HOLY SHIT she's brutal 😂

    • @pokemon3742
      @pokemon3742 ปีที่แล้ว

      If Yvonne generally had more social self esteem she would be lethal, this isn't the only time I've heard her sting HARD

  • @M3DZ1008
    @M3DZ1008 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3989

    Why does Linus‘s wife have more bass in her voice than he does

    • @yeetmeguy
      @yeetmeguy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +201

      As Kyle said "Linuses voice is the only thing that can tell he haven't dropped his balls yet"

    • @demonz9065
      @demonz9065 4 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      didnt you hear? she wears the strapon and pants. her balls have probably dropped already XD

    • @carlrobinson9736
      @carlrobinson9736 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Because she actually hit puberty

    • @thunderturbine8860
      @thunderturbine8860 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@demonz9065 lol

    • @thunderturbine8860
      @thunderturbine8860 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@carlrobinson9736 lol

  • @sheik124
    @sheik124 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2424

    man Yvonne got off to a slow start but she destroyed everyone lmfao

    • @sheik124
      @sheik124 5 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      oh God Dennis lmfao

    • @D3w10n
      @D3w10n 4 ปีที่แล้ว +179

      Except Dennis, he got saved by that "I thought you were a Ho" comeback xD

    • @benchervek5629
      @benchervek5629 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I'm ur 666th like

    • @MangoMotors
      @MangoMotors 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Yeah, Linus is really lucky. He has a smart, beautiful, and hilarious wife.

  • @s4aviator804
    @s4aviator804 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5028

    I've traveled the internet for years to find a video of Canadians actually being rude to one another.

    • @mrfunkysax
      @mrfunkysax 4 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      Solid comment but have you seen the trailer park boys?

    • @Stryker2279
      @Stryker2279 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Clearly never watched the oilers play the flames

    • @DigitalJeremy
      @DigitalJeremy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@Stryker2279 I live in Alberta and that is both hilarious and spot on

    • @enriqsbuzz7405
      @enriqsbuzz7405 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      This aint my first roadeo kid

    • @HeavyAndZeMedic
      @HeavyAndZeMedic 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Sorry guys, it's all fake. We Canadians are never rude. They hired extreme look-alikes to roast each other.

  • @NealChauhan
    @NealChauhan ปีที่แล้ว +41

    You’re looking for 1:06:45

    • @muurplank
      @muurplank ปีที่แล้ว

      lol thx

    • @McBlazington
      @McBlazington ปีที่แล้ว

      God's work.

    • @ItzSlushie
      @ItzSlushie ปีที่แล้ว

      i watch too much ltt-- I realized it was terren instantly from the blurry photo of him 😂

  • @thecube5861
    @thecube5861 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2751

    Yvonne: Gets on stage
    Linus: *"Why do I hear boss music"*

    • @commandercanary1401
      @commandercanary1401 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      This comment is funny

    • @Isaiasguerrerorivas
      @Isaiasguerrerorivas 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@commandercanary1401 it is, indeed very funny

    • @faultboy
      @faultboy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      When the Doom Soundtrack is kicking it

    • @JaydevRaol
      @JaydevRaol 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😂

  • @Samedayy
    @Samedayy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1731

    At first yvonnes jokes were kinda corny and then she WENT THERE with everyone.

    • @reymarroquin
      @reymarroquin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      It’s like when a boss has a second phase

    • @cuppajoe2
      @cuppajoe2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Ikr

    • @zwch_
      @zwch_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      She took the roast to a whole new level

  • @hhvhhvcz
    @hhvhhvcz ปีที่แล้ว +61

    29:38 aged like a fine wine

  • @moldoveanu8
    @moldoveanu8 5 ปีที่แล้ว +772

    I laugh-cried so hard at the Linus telling Yevonne: "I told you that in confidence, You said it was a trust-building exercise" joke

    • @luisbastidas248
      @luisbastidas248 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      I kinda feel bad for Linus tho

    • @sharp252
      @sharp252 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I don't. He actually kinda deserves it.

    • @BaioWithMayo
      @BaioWithMayo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @@luisbastidas248 nah roast are meant to sting it makes everyone feel closer, there was one roast where everything was super hurtful (dont remember which one) and the roasted guy was like borderline crying. Linus had it all in good fun

    • @FurryCrew
      @FurryCrew 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Girl came off the top rope and dropped that elbow!

    • @CaveyMoth
      @CaveyMoth 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I like that Jay digressed when he was talking to Yvonne.

  • @ronron2824
    @ronron2824 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3175

    Imagine the car ride home with Yvonne and linus

    • @SuryanIsaac
      @SuryanIsaac 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      lmao

    • @dildojizzbaggins6969
      @dildojizzbaggins6969 4 ปีที่แล้ว +301

      angry make-up-sex initiated.

    • @LermaBean
      @LermaBean 4 ปีที่แล้ว +130

      @@dildojizzbaggins6969
      Thank God his balls don't have to do the heavy lifting
      HEYOOOOOO!

    • @zyan983
      @zyan983 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@dildojizzbaggins6969 wtf lol

    • @willscruton2631
      @willscruton2631 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@LermaBean HEYOOOOOOOOO!

  • @rayyan18
    @rayyan18 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1318

    Linus: * *gets roasted for having ads every 2 seconds* *
    Also Linus: * *follows that roast with and ad* *

    • @ThePhoenixAscendant
      @ThePhoenixAscendant 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      This IS Linus Sebastian we're talking about... did you expect NOT to see ads? XD

    • @vulpix9210
      @vulpix9210 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Remember that series of South Park episodes, Linus İS an add

  • @Reegareth
    @Reegareth 3 ปีที่แล้ว +372

    I bet this is literally the reason Linus decided to grow a beard 🤣🤣🤣

  • @almarc
    @almarc 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1851

    Linus: "I love you hun"
    Wife: "I love you too, *proceeds to destroy his life and career* "

    • @Bassalicious
      @Bassalicious 5 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      She was fucking ruthless, wasn't she? That roast was really hard to watch it was so brutal :D

    • @maurice22ravel
      @maurice22ravel 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@Bassalicious What are you talking about? She was the only one who *showed up* for the roast!

    • @zachdakilla951
      @zachdakilla951 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Wait, I thought she was the one who created his career...

    • @almarc
      @almarc 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@zachdakilla951 She might've created Linus himself, as well, just as a talking android. The next level of Iwonne Tech Tips

    • @ReyaadGafur
      @ReyaadGafur 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      I mean linus did comment about her small breasts, which is considered more taboo than pp size.
      He said she went to the kids section LUL

  • @Ryptyq
    @Ryptyq 5 ปีที่แล้ว +773

    42:05 - 48:55
    The entire Dennis part was genuinely impressive. Not only on the amount of progress he's made with his English skills, but also his shade throwing skills! xD

    • @Sammie1053
      @Sammie1053 5 ปีที่แล้ว +93

      There were parts where I was like "this is rough" and then I remembered he's roasting his boss, in front of a live audience, on a livestream, _in his second language._
      And he STILL did a better job than Linus.

    • @bongothaplant4730
      @bongothaplant4730 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You suspect the owner of this vehicle has 2 dicks and four balls

    • @kly8105
      @kly8105 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I'm more surprised Kyle roasted so hard. I wasn't expecting him to be the one starting the lesbian jokes.

    • @CallMeTonyga
      @CallMeTonyga 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      and the subtle had me weak

    • @Fireworker2K
      @Fireworker2K 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I like how they put subtitles "just in case of"

  • @bobouistic
    @bobouistic 5 ปีที่แล้ว +573

    Yvonne is insaaaaaaaane, roast queen. She is fire.

    • @6point5
      @6point5 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      that dad bod joke.. that stuck deep.

    • @Andomaca1
      @Andomaca1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      She was the best!

  • @jmora
    @jmora ปีที่แล้ว +56

    1:25:26 Aged like fine wine.

    • @Parv_Not_Perv
      @Parv_Not_Perv ปีที่แล้ว +3

      😂

    • @kazi1
      @kazi1 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      😂

  • @athalonARC
    @athalonARC 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3858

    Wait, his surname is Sebastian?
    I thought it was Tech Tips...

  • @landergoffings5000
    @landergoffings5000 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1759

    Me after watching half an hour: "Wow, these roasts are the best, no way even better ones are next."
    Yvonne: "Hold my beer..."

    • @aaryanporwal
      @aaryanporwal 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Yeah! I had never heard Yvonne speak that much, but when she did, bruh

    • @lowan0
      @lowan0 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Hold my cold brew

    • @thomaskhan5021
      @thomaskhan5021 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      She fucking RAILED everyone, especially Linus, and I’m not just talking about the roast 😳

    • @protoretro1290
      @protoretro1290 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      More like, hold my Madinas LTT Cold Brew Vanilla Coffee

    • @BenderdickCumbersnatch
      @BenderdickCumbersnatch 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yvonne was savage. Dennis Liao came out as gay (yes, really). And we found out Linus has a tiiiny PP. This roast was great.

  • @Justgarlicbred
    @Justgarlicbred 5 ปีที่แล้ว +554

    Louis rossman would have been perfect for this and damn they killed my boy dennis and Yvonne was so ruthless that was incredible.

    • @euroker05
      @euroker05 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      manuel vega for me, top roast was yvonne. Good next was jayz.

    • @cdx77
      @cdx77 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Louis would have been brutal

    • @mattlawless8216
      @mattlawless8216 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Louis would let a bootch made beeyatch know they some silly youtube scrubs gettin paid welfare subscriptions by some don't knows

    • @76TyranT76
      @76TyranT76 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I would have loved to see Louis join in on the fun.

    • @phobosmoon4643
      @phobosmoon4643 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I just saw the end of Yvonne’s it’s hilarious. Fp crashes halfway through hers. I wasn’t even mad it did so well it got me 90% of it.

  • @adityaverma6754
    @adityaverma6754 ปีที่แล้ว +144

    29:39 " I don't know what costs less your Sandals or your integrity. "
    Tech Jesus knew all along.
    It hurts to See this with the whole situation now.

    • @elijahdahuman
      @elijahdahuman ปีที่แล้ว +3

      oopsie daisy

    • @detective_mitch_conner
      @detective_mitch_conner 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      if this actually hurts you should really take some time to look inwards

  • @fardnia9434
    @fardnia9434 5 ปีที่แล้ว +502

    Anthony is so nice he didn't even show up

    • @lokman-
      @lokman- 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @PROFESSORツ lmao

    • @goodboi42
      @goodboi42 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Everybody gangsta till Anthony roasts the Intel out of you.

    • @delano6572
      @delano6572 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@goodboi42 who's Anthony?

    • @goodboi42
      @goodboi42 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@delano6572 Here's everyone you need to know: th-cam.com/video/bHbqzPCE_Pk/w-d-xo.html

    • @goodboi42
      @goodboi42 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@delano6572 th-cam.com/video/Co6FePZoNgE/w-d-xo.html

  • @jacobwebb8818
    @jacobwebb8818 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1476

    "Linus, you have officially peaked.... 7 years ago when you reviewed a firetruck."

    • @Moliuan
      @Moliuan 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Wentlemen 31:05

    • @gr3y_eminence
      @gr3y_eminence 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Gamers Nexus was really good *ouch*

  • @ryanmassie448
    @ryanmassie448 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1015

    When you realize Denis's social skills have still actually improved over the last 4 years.

    • @gtamike_TSGK
      @gtamike_TSGK 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Bless him :)

    • @danilop12345
      @danilop12345 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @Michael Martin i did thou probably not his fault ... hint

    • @3DKLUB
      @3DKLUB 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      stop the spoiler!

    • @KableTac
      @KableTac 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      yeah thats why he had subtitles into the actual video... 😂

    • @_cheeso_
      @_cheeso_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@uropig He edited the video himself ;)

  • @CubicIronPyrite
    @CubicIronPyrite ปีที่แล้ว +51

    29:38 in the past 24 hours, we found out.

    • @shway1
      @shway1 ปีที่แล้ว

      why what happened

    • @ZeroCanalX
      @ZeroCanalX ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@shway1 Linus was sent a prototype cooling unit and a graphics card it was to work for. Couldn't be arsed to find the proper card so used one that the unit was not designed for and trashed the product. When it was pointed out he tested it incorrectly his defence was basically "I don't like it so it should fail".
      The it turned out that instead of returning the prototype (which for a small company it was one of a kind thing that they would need to completely rebuild) he sold it via auction and when it was revealed he went all "I didn't sell it, I auctioned it!" as if it made any sort of difference. Then it turned out he didn't even return the card he was sent to test the unit with either.

    • @shway1
      @shway1 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ZeroCanalX oh shit

  • @jonathanmutele4128
    @jonathanmutele4128 5 ปีที่แล้ว +470

    linus during the roast : ill be okay
    Yvonne takes the stage : linus"trembles"

    • @wileymonair
      @wileymonair 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      I bet he feels as small as an flea after that roast holy shit do I jumped off my couch when she said said he don't get her wet.

    • @SuperLloyd84
      @SuperLloyd84 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      He was right to fear her.

    • @ghoulbuster1
      @ghoulbuster1 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hopefully that roast means they'll have it rougher tonight

    • @billbelzek6748
      @billbelzek6748 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I think a part of Linus died during this roast --- his wife went FULL SAVAGE mode on him and it ripped his heart out --- kudos to him for surviving that

  • @aashisheapen8230
    @aashisheapen8230 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3107

    I can't believe a youtuber pulled off this big comedy central style roast.

    • @northwestclasspnw7974
      @northwestclasspnw7974 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      Thinking about how long Linus has been in the game, I can see it, but it's definitely still impressive. Go see Roast of TimTheTatman though, guy pulled a huge crowd

    • @TheAceDread
      @TheAceDread 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      And to be fair, LMG (Linus Media Group) does a lot more than youtube videos, but its obviously a large portion of their income.

    • @lordcrocell1691
      @lordcrocell1691 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      @@TheAceDread oh my god it stands for that??
      I spend the whole hour wondering why they spelled the abbreviation for Light Machine Gun on the back

    • @TheAceDread
      @TheAceDread 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@lordcrocell1691 😂😂

    • @upinarms79
      @upinarms79 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Don't worry, I just watched it, they didn't.

  • @der8auer
    @der8auer 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3514

    This is pure gold!

    • @smnRL
      @smnRL 5 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Du hier??? Nice!

    • @kronckers
      @kronckers 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Als ich bin vier jahre alt, mein grossmutter hat mich im dem Kernkraftwerk gelassen. I'm sorry about the bad grammar.

    • @Yalikejazzboi
      @Yalikejazzboi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Is that phase change cooler still coming? I'd really love to own one.

    • @emoluv54865
      @emoluv54865 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Pleade adopt me.

    • @ManOfAttitudeLP1998
      @ManOfAttitudeLP1998 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Du musst da nä mal auch mitmachen

  • @dmirtyisakov8112
    @dmirtyisakov8112 3 ปีที่แล้ว +235

    Love how steve is just there with a jacket and jeans, while everyone else has a suit

  • @philomath6190
    @philomath6190 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1176

    "Lesbian, short for Linus Sebastian."
    That's so fucking good.

    • @Corsair1458
      @Corsair1458 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      AGREED

    • @Lightning2011
      @Lightning2011 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      That was actually a pretty smart thing and the fact that it was used so seamlessly with the joke made it 100x funnier 🤣🤣

    • @mango3520
      @mango3520 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Big oof

    • @tan153
      @tan153 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      time stamp?

    • @aintnobodylikeu
      @aintnobodylikeu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      BAHWHWHAHAH

  • @DangerousPancake
    @DangerousPancake 5 ปีที่แล้ว +474

    >clicks, thinking it's a compilation of LTT employees making fun of Linus while they're in the office
    >no it's an actual set and they really are in suits

    • @Barbaratio
      @Barbaratio 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      They said it was an event, awhile ago that the audience would need to buy tickets for.

    • @fionafiona1146
      @fionafiona1146 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      And it's sponsored, was YTred and on flow plane... Thought the tickets were mostly to make sure everyone who reserves a seat attended.

    • @Barbaratio
      @Barbaratio 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@fionafiona1146 That's true, if you purchase seats for an event you're more likely to attend unlike i just being open.

    • @IcarusActual
      @IcarusActual 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      In front of a live audience no less!

  • @vivekbernard
    @vivekbernard 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1650

    Wow Yvonne was last person I expected to go that hard on linus. Like Damn

    • @raymonders001
      @raymonders001 5 ปีที่แล้ว +100

      That's what married life is all about

    • @Endymion.
      @Endymion. 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      spoiler alert

    • @sloo6425
      @sloo6425 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Well, that sounds like my sisters...

    • @infiniteaj8688
      @infiniteaj8688 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@sloo6425 *Sweet Home Alabama intensifies*

    • @kumbandit
      @kumbandit 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      They you know nothing about women :D

  • @muffinman4515
    @muffinman4515 2 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    I know Dennis appear completely out of it half the time, but he nailed that presentation. He didn’t use the screen like everyone before him. He did have notecards but he wasn’t glued to them. Newfound respect for the guy

  • @pinkast5241
    @pinkast5241 4 ปีที่แล้ว +490

    Holy hell, Yvonne destroyed him

    • @Luke_Segovia
      @Luke_Segovia 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Outta pocket

    • @bxwlofsoup
      @bxwlofsoup 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Fax

    • @BartMK
      @BartMK 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@aidanwilcox5261 kekw

  • @dynxmit3official920
    @dynxmit3official920 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3012

    Linus made a big mistake by inviting his wife.

    • @manmeth
      @manmeth 4 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      Linus didn't James did.

    • @theoneandonlyfran
      @theoneandonlyfran 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      As they say, The wife is the true boss and the one who wears pants and the strap-on in the relationship! Hahahahahahahahahaha!

    • @-smecural-5281
      @-smecural-5281 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Well thats one off his only friends

    • @NateB
      @NateB 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      You think it was his idea to bring her??

    • @nerdom1610
      @nerdom1610 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Yvonne was amazing tho... I've watched that multiple times and I still go OOF at some of the jokes

  • @stormlord121
    @stormlord121 5 ปีที่แล้ว +447

    Real talk - My heart kind of broke a little when Linus said that his employees were his only friends. Love you Linus! I'm super grateful for you and the company that you've created. Keep up the awesome work man!

    • @BrandonNolet
      @BrandonNolet 5 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      The fact that he enjoys what he does and is able to surround himself with people that he likes and like him, I'd say that's a win!

    • @alejandrofider7530
      @alejandrofider7530 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      linus media group is the canadian dunder mifflin

    • @YouSunkMyFishy
      @YouSunkMyFishy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      You're looking at it the wrong way. He built a company entirely out of his friends. ...There just weren't many to start with.

    • @zoel86
      @zoel86 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Alejandro Fider dude, perfect analogy!

  • @isssma0
    @isssma0 ปีที่แล้ว +265

    Little did we know, that the real roast is not on this video, but by Gamers Nexus 4 years later.

    • @soapa4279
      @soapa4279 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Also goes to show you how hypocrite Steve from GN is. Playing the favor and smiling in your face and claiming he doesn't care about inter personal relationships. Boy that didn't age well.

    • @4RT1LL3RY
      @4RT1LL3RY ปีที่แล้ว +67

      @@soapa4279 You mean like 11 months ago when Steve and GN made clear they were going to treat LMG like any other manufacturer after the whole Trust me Bro Warranty thing with the backpack? Its almost like people can change over time, and some people won't like the change they see. Just look at Luke every time Linus talks over him on the WAN show with a terrible take on something.

    • @soapa4279
      @soapa4279 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@4RT1LL3RY I agree, people can change over time and I do remember that video about the backpack. Even that seemed all in good fun. I'm just stating that Steve claims "it's nothing personal" and that he doesn't care about the relationship with him and Linus, still is kinda f'd up to say. And I'm actually fully in agreeance with their choice to highlight all of LTT's issues.
      I'm just saying, people need to stop acting like Steve is an actual saint.

    • @Toblehrone
      @Toblehrone ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@soapa4279 That did not sound like in good fun; and of course he has to ignore any sort of personal relationship with him and Linus - good friends call you out when you're clearly doing something wrong.

    • @soapa4279
      @soapa4279 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@Toblehrone Good friends call you out, not make a 45 minute hit piece on all your issues. Again, I agree that it was the right thing to do, and LTT needed a shakeup.
      I consider Luke a good friend to Linus, who calls him out regularly even on the WAN show, but I bet even more so offline. But he never would he have made a big Killshot video questioning your entire operation and pointing out all your mistakes for millions to view.
      If you 1tobedoneX had a good friend who put out a 45 minute public video of YOU doing all sorts of dumb stuff either mistakes or not, then uploaded for the entire public to see, let me know if you're still friends after.

  • @KenMoreira
    @KenMoreira 5 ปีที่แล้ว +418

    "you told me it was a trust building exercise !" I am so dead. Holy man.

    • @stevethea5250
      @stevethea5250 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Who's the 3rdbkid??

    • @RolandKontson
      @RolandKontson 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      and the stuff that got a "Who is this lady"

  • @Tigermoto
    @Tigermoto 5 ปีที่แล้ว +549

    So when Yvonne walked on stage I was rather "Oh no..." But holy shit she ripped them all. Yvonne is a beast!
    And then Dennis came on. My God he's amazing.

    • @shadfurman
      @shadfurman 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Isn't she HR? 😂

    • @GRAYgauss
      @GRAYgauss 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      She seemed a bit nervous at first but when her content was falling clean she got in the groove. She was an absolute savage.

    • @F1ll1nTh3Blanks
      @F1ll1nTh3Blanks 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      She nearly made me cry. 🤣

    • @derf213
      @derf213 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@shadfurman yep, she does hr

  • @gustavo31313131
    @gustavo31313131 5 ปีที่แล้ว +380

    Riley had such a great delivery, pacing, he looked relaxed, good jokes, not overly harsh, he was having fun.

    • @TheAnoniemo
      @TheAnoniemo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      Riley is the most entertaining presenter they have on staff imo, glad they got him onboard

    • @trapical
      @trapical 5 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      @@TheAnoniemo What he lacks in tech knowledge he more than makes up for in on screen charisma.

    • @nike12000haha
      @nike12000haha 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      He’s a true Canadian he actually dies inside if he’s mean to people!

    • @notthedroidsyourelookingfo4026
      @notthedroidsyourelookingfo4026 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I find him very enjoyable to watch as well.

    • @A_Balanced_Breakfast
      @A_Balanced_Breakfast 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Since day one I could tell Riley was clearly the best presenter they have. He nails it in pretty much every video he's in

  • @HSSDamian
    @HSSDamian ปีที่แล้ว +73

    Linus: Every company he has ever worked for has gone to shit
    Linus - Hires him as CEO

  • @emmarossignol4445
    @emmarossignol4445 5 ปีที่แล้ว +365

    I feel like Louis Rossmann would have some good things to say about Linus.

    • @gilb_4
      @gilb_4 5 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      Oh man, Louis Rossman would be completely savage!

    • @dontknow3865
      @dontknow3865 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      They haven’t known each other that long

    • @entriphy
      @entriphy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@dontknow3865 Linus literally noticed Louis after Louis had made a video insulting one of Linus' repair videos, so I can see it going pretty well.

    • @Kurumisama
      @Kurumisama 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@entriphy the broken imac display or was something earlier?

    • @1990Judson
      @1990Judson 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Kurumisama A video about "repairing" a dead GPU in an oven.
      th-cam.com/video/8Xanr4jkmEc/w-d-xo.html
      Rant by Louis
      th-cam.com/video/E9aZZxNptp0/w-d-xo.html
      Followed by this.
      th-cam.com/video/Shn7LdIrViQ/w-d-xo.html

  • @youmix9167
    @youmix9167 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2018

    Linus is Yvonne’s way to be a lesbian without coming out to her parents

    • @dikkop5751
      @dikkop5751 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Wow🤭🤭

    • @Jay_Carter
      @Jay_Carter 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      wow

    • @BigBrezzy
      @BigBrezzy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      With them, I can't even tell who's supposed to be whose beard.

    • @camiblack1
      @camiblack1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Making him the second best beard on the team.

    • @Chilldudeno
      @Chilldudeno 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Double kill

  • @nogbdaj
    @nogbdaj 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1469

    R.I.P Taran, he's still waiting for his fist bump (6:50)

  • @adonnen
    @adonnen ปีที่แล้ว +26

    "You know, he's lucky that they never checked his resume. Every company he has ever worked for has gone *expletive*"
    -- Linus Sebastian in 2019, roasting the man he is HIRING AS CEO of his company which has a 100 MILLION DOLLAR potential valuation.
    To be clear if anyone misreads this, he was obviously joking (it was a roast), and I wish both the best and am very hyped about the future of LMG!

    • @matasa7463
      @matasa7463 ปีที่แล้ว

      He straight up said why he is being hired too - Linus needs someone to wrangle his ADDness.

    • @Dreadought
      @Dreadought ปีที่แล้ว +4

      This one, this one seems to be aging very well

    • @theonlyasher
      @theonlyasher ปีที่แล้ว

      Wait you're onto something

  • @dylanmontealegre1914
    @dylanmontealegre1914 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3227

    Damn...
    Imagine his kids seeing this and having unlimited ammo against him...

    • @loganayers5053
      @loganayers5053 3 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      That would be brutual

    • @yeti25934
      @yeti25934 3 ปีที่แล้ว +97

      @@loganayers5053 will be*

    • @IyeViking
      @IyeViking 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@loganayers5053 brutal*

    • @oxghostrunner0028
      @oxghostrunner0028 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      O

    • @Wind-lx8zb
      @Wind-lx8zb ปีที่แล้ว

      such a bad move for them to do this...

  • @Lagravia
    @Lagravia 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3555

    Expectation: nerds landing unfunny jokes.
    Reality: nerds landing very funny jokes.

    • @Chris_P_Bacon
      @Chris_P_Bacon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +106

      They killed it! Every joke was gold. Gotta save that for later

    • @alhdgysz
      @alhdgysz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      No, not really. Nerds insulting eachother...
      It is funny, but not humorous...

    • @Hotobu
      @Hotobu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +154

      "It is funny, but not humorous..." @@alhdgysz - 2020

    • @alhdgysz
      @alhdgysz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@Hotobu did you get my point?

    • @Hotobu
      @Hotobu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +107

      @@alhdgysz You didn't have or make one.
      "That's not 6, it's a half- dozen"

  • @chaosprod69
    @chaosprod69 4 ปีที่แล้ว +566

    He got on stage like a gay warlord

  • @nico371
    @nico371 3 ปีที่แล้ว +250

    You could just see Jay sitting through all the roasts thinking “oh these guys are gonna get it” and literally starts by roasting everyone and then suddenly “sorry I went off the cards”

    • @nieks.7326
      @nieks.7326 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Yes, I felt that. The energy was very personal, and then he said he was off the cards. Which confirms he indeed was just actually insulting them. What a guy...

    • @Snufz760
      @Snufz760 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You could see how much in his feelings he is 😭

    • @gely_
      @gely_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@nieks.7326 its suppose to be a roast off, Jay did it perfectally. People are over thinking this lmfao. His bit was the funniest imo.

    • @vadhub
      @vadhub 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      he got brought up the least by everyone else too 😭

  • @sir_rage_a_lot9783
    @sir_rage_a_lot9783 5 ปีที่แล้ว +663

    Berkel would've been so savage tho..
    Berkel's still in our hearts.

    • @ThePhoneix999
      @ThePhoneix999 5 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      Nicky V press f

    • @rikvdmark
      @rikvdmark 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Oh man, that would have been epic! :D

    • @stevethea5250
      @stevethea5250 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I thought Linus was gay, bisexual at least?

    • @SneedsterSpeedster
      @SneedsterSpeedster 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@stevethea5250 Not really, no. He's straight.

    • @Kirisutekarl
      @Kirisutekarl 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Berkel?

  • @hunter1586
    @hunter1586 4 ปีที่แล้ว +868

    “Had to hire 30 friends” his face tells you just how deep that cut

    • @gucky2556
      @gucky2556 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      lol

    • @ZTenski
      @ZTenski 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @nøkk the gag is 15:44 until about a half minute later
      But honestly the whole video is comedy gold, worth watching the entire vid

    • @maxnaz47
      @maxnaz47 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@ZTenski I went one step further, i watched everything right up until it was Linus's turn to have the final say, then i switched it off before he uttered a word.

    • @dorthynorton6699
      @dorthynorton6699 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Wait, his surname is Sebastian?
      I thought it was Tech Tips...

  • @justraad
    @justraad 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1388

    Military: THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!!
    Dennis: I'm not a drill person

  • @jhongjhong321
    @jhongjhong321 ปีที่แล้ว +117

    Tech Jesus' roasts aged like a fine wine

  • @TheRotundRodent
    @TheRotundRodent 4 ปีที่แล้ว +726

    Holy shit before Yvonne I thought “hey these are decent” and then Yvonne came in and absolutely disintegrated him.

  • @seanc.5310
    @seanc.5310 5 ปีที่แล้ว +366

    James genuinely was a great host. Not sure if he wrote his own jokes but great show!

    • @Kinkajou1015
      @Kinkajou1015 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Everyone wrote their own material. Then I think James went over everyone's material for a second pass to make sure the quality was there, but primarily it was whoever was at the podium's own words.

  • @timhiggins8107
    @timhiggins8107 5 ปีที่แล้ว +502

    "You told me it was a trust-building exercise!" DEAD! That was fantastic.

    • @Srv02
      @Srv02 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I lost my shit on that. 😂

    • @0rang3Ju1c
      @0rang3Ju1c 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      What time

    • @CyberDragon10K
      @CyberDragon10K 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ​@@0rang3Ju1c
      @33:30
      Setup and the actual line. I feel bad for him when he said that.

  • @demonraptor1
    @demonraptor1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    Yvonne was ruthless, that bit about Linus dad bod was genius.

  • @mxcristian11
    @mxcristian11 5 ปีที่แล้ว +142

    Linus at a funeral: "(insert name here) was just such a great person who I will miss so much. I want to say all of our fondest memories BUT NOT BEFORE I TELL YOU ABOUT MASSDROP!"

  • @G_Grenouille
    @G_Grenouille 5 ปีที่แล้ว +714

    Yvonne : I'm About to End This Man's Whole Career

    • @nerbs6125
      @nerbs6125 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      James: WHAT CAREER??

    • @MrJ0mmy
      @MrJ0mmy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      his wife was the best so savage

  • @KjHerbohn
    @KjHerbohn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +694

    "When it's summer he sweats, it's the only time he get me wet"
    Oof that cuts deep like a knife

    • @joachimprz
      @joachimprz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      That was actually the BEST

    • @icantspellicup7251
      @icantspellicup7251 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      you know what doesn’t go deep?

    • @joebangles9951
      @joebangles9951 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Icantspellicup please no, he’s already dead

  • @simplydonks
    @simplydonks ปีที่แล้ว +33

    29:39 this aged well

  • @yenchenje4611
    @yenchenje4611 5 ปีที่แล้ว +419

    Producer: So do you want to roast Linus or everyone else
    James: Yes

    • @LeTheory
      @LeTheory 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Roasts from Comedy Central are usually like that

  • @Edward135i
    @Edward135i 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2670

    Canadians being mean to other Canadians is uncomfortable, this is like watching a vet kick a puppy.

    • @Toxic2T
      @Toxic2T 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      lol

    • @stivenBermeo
      @stivenBermeo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      the dog whisperer

    • @yazzy3177
      @yazzy3177 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Canadians are too nice

    • @KingOfXB0XLive
      @KingOfXB0XLive 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Lmao I like the memes as much as the next but atleast here in South Ontario we are not THAT nice to each other

    • @ethanlai1044
      @ethanlai1044 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@KingOfXB0XLive eh?

  • @Splarkszter
    @Splarkszter ปีที่แล้ว +60

    Congrats to Terren Tong for being the new CEO :)
    Good luck on all the adventures that are to come.

  • @dumdum93
    @dumdum93 5 ปีที่แล้ว +438

    "If you're Tech Jesus, we're gonna need more nails" ayy lmao

  • @titusstanding5993
    @titusstanding5993 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4196

    His wife never disputed the claim that she pegs him.

  • @wisteriatheclerizard
    @wisteriatheclerizard 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1269

    "Linus, so naive... Men like you don't pay with sex, they pay FOR sex." OOOOF
    "I've...not been with any other men other than Linus. And that's probably for the best because then I might be more disappointed. And I say 'more disappointed' because I do have fingers."
    "On summer nights he sweats so much he soaks the bed. It's basically the only time he makes me wet." YVONNE KILLING IT

    • @ccredmansvids
      @ccredmansvids 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@dhaq5617 if you don't understand what that means then you probably shouldn't be watching this.
      You're obviously a kid.

    • @dhaq5617
      @dhaq5617 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@ccredmansvids no, it's just an innuendo that i dont completely get lol
      Also if I really were as young as you think I am, why would I be watching a video about tech youtubers and not just some multimillion subscriber gaming channels (most likely for a younger audience) doing this

    • @thangluongquang2826
      @thangluongquang2826 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Dqmon _ My English is not good but I think I understand the implication. It could mean that Linus never had sex with her. Therefore she referred to using her fingers as being more disappointed than “other man”. Otherwise she would have just used disappointed instead, without the more

    • @tiagopinto6637
      @tiagopinto6637 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@dhaq5617 She uses her fingers as the baseline for satisfaction and implies no man can give her pleasure equal or above the usage of her own fingers hence the disappointment. (jesus, can't believe i just had to explain this)

    • @philipingram1563
      @philipingram1563 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      these people... with the whole skit, demonstrate how awsome they are in a relationship to be aspired to.... IMHO

  • @starforge7653
    @starforge7653 ปีที่แล้ว +172

    Tech Jesus' roast was not a roast. It was literal foreshadowing.

    • @Atomy111
      @Atomy111 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      It was showing how much of a fucking drama queen Steve is yea

    • @Mnkeys
      @Mnkeys ปีที่แล้ว +7

      ​@@Atomy111exactly lol. We wanna acknowledge how Steve just got his feelings hurt and was a douche anout it now?

  • @casey6556
    @casey6556 4 ปีที่แล้ว +807

    "This isn't a joke, it just really bothered me"
    Doubling down on the burn there

    • @norcalfishing5112
      @norcalfishing5112 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Casey Broughton when was this?

    • @casey6556
      @casey6556 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@norcalfishing5112 30:04

  • @thefifth1105
    @thefifth1105 5 ปีที่แล้ว +368

    Sound guys: Should we mic the audience?
    Linus: No, no-one's gonna be laughing anyway.
    seriously tho, Yvonne was spitting hot fire.

    • @Vippyrs
      @Vippyrs 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Jack Sparrow Might want to read the comment again

  • @david_404
    @david_404 4 ปีที่แล้ว +380

    If LTT was a tv show, this would be the finale

  • @ianchroniclesyt
    @ianchroniclesyt ปีที่แล้ว +189

    Depressing that Steve and Linus went from having this relationship to Linus fucking it all up

    • @philwithcheese
      @philwithcheese ปีที่แล้ว +64

      Somehow Steve nailed it on the integrity joke though

    • @mjesticfalco
      @mjesticfalco ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@philwithcheesetech Jesus knew all along

    • @ianchroniclesyt
      @ianchroniclesyt ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@philwithcheese damn yeah I agree. Sounds like Steve had issues since the beginning with that thermal camera, but of course, Linus blames someone else like what's happening now too

    • @LonewolfAM5
      @LonewolfAM5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      There's a reason Steve mentioned gaslighting in his most recent video. He was obviously aware of things no-one else could see, Even back then. Linus can't seem to take responsibility and is trying to paint himself as the victim.

  • @RBeeMedia
    @RBeeMedia 5 ปีที่แล้ว +468

    Linus' wife was lowkey just letting out all of the steam that had accumulated for years lmao

    • @circuitsandcigars1278
      @circuitsandcigars1278 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Marriage Therapy lol

    • @billbelzek6748
      @billbelzek6748 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Every wife has that steam they need to let off --- Yvonne just did hers in public

  • @RighteousWeevil
    @RighteousWeevil 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1645

    This is why you never invite your wife to roast you in front of you friends; goddam that was brutal

    • @NoCluYT
      @NoCluYT 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Dennis caught a stray with that threesome part😭😭 I can’t believe that shit was true💀

    • @ninjashuriken
      @ninjashuriken 2 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      Yvonne was destroyed by the end of it too, I come back to this video every couple of years, its comedy gold lmfao

    • @RyanRex
      @RyanRex 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Or exactly why you do. Best burns, best delivery, and fantastic sense of too far/not enough.

    • @zedsdead7670
      @zedsdead7670 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      It was absolutely gruelling to watch Yvonne chuck all of that personal stuff out there. It wasn't even a good delivery but just pure savagery.

    • @skedaritou8138
      @skedaritou8138 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@zedsdead7670 what is the story about the bugget constrains why Dennis was in las vegas sharing a bed ?

  • @mxmoondoggie895
    @mxmoondoggie895 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3725

    When your boyfriend drops out of school and asks you to take care of him, then ends up running a multi-million dollar media empire. Must feel good to have ignored your parent's advice.

    • @dougmapper3306
      @dougmapper3306 3 ปีที่แล้ว +377

      I bet it feels better to know that even though she happened to win the proverbial boyfriend lottery, her parents care enough to be looking out for her best interests. For every guy like that there's a thousand who end up as beer-bellied good ole boys with a minimum wage job at the factory.

    • @jamesfoo8999
      @jamesfoo8999 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@dougmapper3306 you mean "people"?

    • @mason1807
      @mason1807 3 ปีที่แล้ว +95

      @@dougmapper3306 no factory pays minimum wage. i know that wasn't your point but i still felt the need to correct you, im sorry.

    • @erichall090909
      @erichall090909 3 ปีที่แล้ว +128

      @@dougmapper3306 factories are usually very good money and have good benefits. I make 70k a year and in a rural area. Excellent health insurance. 7% 401k match and stock option. Sorry I know that wasn’t the point of your message but I like to dispel the opinion that factories are bad jobs

    • @nimamaster6128
      @nimamaster6128 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      He probably meant laborious and grindy jobs at factory. Not like a management or an education required position.

  • @TulgaD5
    @TulgaD5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    29:38 that did age like some fine wine

  • @mizuuukage
    @mizuuukage 4 ปีที่แล้ว +826

    "there's nothing more depressing than watching Linus, a 32 year old man promote a $700 vacuum cleaner to his 13 year old audience." Sooo true 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @mizuuukage
      @mizuuukage 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @Pr*z james i think, idk this comment was 2 months ago 😂

    • @charlesosborne3946
      @charlesosborne3946 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Pr*z Stephen Burke.

    • @aaron-fauth
      @aaron-fauth 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@charlesosborne3946 yes true

    • @shwiftykelvin3352
      @shwiftykelvin3352 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      29:27

    • @tmor9336
      @tmor9336 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He's wrong, I'm 12

  • @frlrisme1393
    @frlrisme1393 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2407

    "CPU, GPU, F**CK U AND U"
    Best thing I've heard

    • @brendannguyen7844
      @brendannguyen7844 5 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Yeah everyone including Dennis was great lol.

    • @MartianMoon
      @MartianMoon 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      That dude was so much funnier than I expected lol

    • @harris9624
      @harris9624 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      The one liners of Dennis Liao.

    • @jenykkonyk
      @jenykkonyk 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@brendannguyen7844 especially dennis.

    • @hazzaknox1069
      @hazzaknox1069 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      48:05

  • @eddownz7585
    @eddownz7585 5 ปีที่แล้ว +273

    Before anyone comments about moments of awkwardness, please remember how difficult this is and how careful they need to be. They have done excellent job all considering this is a tech review Company.

    • @matt2m
      @matt2m 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      eddownZ ‎ it’s actually the audio that was when the audience was laughing just never got picked up I was dying long like viewer of all of them.

    • @1019wc1019
      @1019wc1019 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      It gets into a flow by the first intermission.

    • @lewiskidd9568
      @lewiskidd9568 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      It's definitely not there fault "sounds" or "feels" akward 100% audio you can see when the can pans on the audience they are laughing along but nothing was picked up other than the akward laughs from the cast

    • @eddownz7585
      @eddownz7585 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@lewiskidd9568 I knew I was laughing most of the way!