I noticed that too. My jaw fucking dropped. I even thought (did this mother fucker manage to get ENDORSED by Master lock??¿¿) But that can't be.. .. right?
a classic use is also for "securing" your locker in school/uni/gym. you wont have really expensive stuff in there most of the time, but it'd be very annoying if somebody just took it because the door was open. people clown these for the memes, not because they ever used their brain and thought why they get criticised.
@@McNallyOfficial See now that doesn't make much sense to me. Those are exactly the people I would target if I was a thief. Easy inconspicuous outdoor lock to an outbuilding full of likely 10k+ of valuable equipment that you can easily walk up to at night without being seen. They're the best targets. I yell at my dad for having one of those locks on his own shed
I'm just like I get it I get it I get it like Jesus I get it okay I get it okay at this point just making fun of master lock okay u get it okay fuck I get it damn Jesus christ I get it
Fun fact: Skyrim's skeleton key is conceptual magic stuff. Its shape is less important because it unlocks anything. That includes locks, a person's hidden potential, secrets of the universe, other dimensions, the afterlife, and paths into secret societies.
@@waltablueDude your comment makes you look ridiculously insecure. I hope you don't take the same approach in real life, people might be having a laugh at your expense. Think before you speak. Go in peace.
@@waltablue > You get scared of a guy talking about locks and unlocking them? What a sissy I've seen people like you who talk like this. I actually hate that I said you're insecure, and you gave a "you're rubber and I'm glue" response. Like... duuude. You think I'm trying to hurt you, and you want to win. It's fine, I don't mind. But if you really talk like this, you're literally "that guy"... even if you haven't realized it yet. It's really up to you, man.
Yeah it's not useless. We use these at work as a ladder lock on the ladder on the side of the work truck. Not to keep it from being stolen but as a secondary retainer in case you hit a pot hole so hard the ladder might pop out of its rack. Either it stops it from doing so or it at least drags it along instead of it getting thrown up and possibly into the car following behind you. It's a glorified tie down and for that it's fine.
Except the honest person wouldn't bother lock or no lock otherwise they weren't truly honest to begin with. I've always despised that expression because it's so redundant, the lock serves as tamper evidence and deterrence for the dishonest.
@@thebigcheese8715I’m sorry to say that you just described the exact meaning of the phrase. Keeping an honest man honest is supposed to be redundant because it is something that needs no provocation. In other words this lock would serve no purpose when described with that phrase.
Nocturnal's Skeleton Key functions on a conceptual level. It is literally the physical manifestation of the concept of a universal key that can unlock anything, like a lock with no keyhole or even abstract things like a person's potential.
Masterlocks is cheap and useful - when it's better than having something unsecured completely. Like on the back shed when you don't want kids playing in it. Or on a U-haul just to keep it secured while you're driving.
As an employee, I can tell you our locks don't open like that. The shackle is held in place and wouldn't just pop out unless he tampered with the lock. Not saying he couldn't open it. Just saying something is odd here since the shackle wouldn't come out like that unless the lock was taking apart and a small piece of metal was removed from the bottom of the shackle that stops it from sliding that far out.
@@TyrBarghestyou must be a bad employee with no knowledge of your own product. They sell those lock with removable shackles. Some are removable but most are not, he had some of both kinds. You can buy them just like that brand new out of the box.
Skyrim's skeleton key is magic, it literally transforms to be a perfect fit for the keyhole and it even works on a combination lock during one quest so theoretically the skeleton key could unlock anything that can be locked, even if the thing was never even meant to have a way to unlock it.
But in game its just an unbreakable lockpick, which is less convenient than a key that immediately opens the lock. But lore wise you are correct. It can even unlock stuff in meta ways, like "unlocking your potential", whatever that means.
@@ryankunst668 this "key that immediately opens the lock" only works on very specific types of locks, in game anything that is locked can be picked by the key. the leader of the thieves guild unlocked a dragon puzzle door without the claw and without solving the puzzle. the only time we can't use the skeleton key is when there's a story significant reason behind it or the game devs didn't want you to go through certain doors. also you can just use the Ohgma Infinium glitch to unlock your potential.
in the lore the skeleton key can't just unlock locks, it can unlock ANYTHING. one of the bigger examples is the ability to unlock one's potential (though afaik that isn't represented in any games). It's a magic daedric artefact, it's got BS levels of OP lore stuff, and it's amazing.
Skyrims skeleton key is literal magic and controls the CONCEPT OF UNLOCKING. it can literally open a portal to hell, unlock your hidden potential or even open a door with no friggin handle (that mercer does in game actually)
A appreciate you giving us an actual reason to buy master locks, I’ve written them off as unworthy of being bought but now I’m rethinking using them for low security outdoor stuff where I’m lock looking to keep stuff “locked” as opposed to “secured”
They are good in situations where locking yourself out is worse than someone coming in. And if it's mostly to keep kids and animals away. Tbh if someone wants to break in, they'll probably just bring a cordless grinder.
I think the idea is that the skeleton key is supposed to physically change when you insert it into a lock, so it just unlocks anything for you. It's given to you by, quite literally, a god, and it's magical in nature. 😅
The key is the physical manifestation of a power that allows you to unlock anything, a door, unlocked potential, secrets, etc. a person with this key can open any obstacles in his or her path with a thought, which is actually what you see one of the game's villains doing while in possession of the key. You guys reach several doors that are impossible to open without the puzzle piece and he just like pokes at it, pretending to be doing something while claiming that it takes a lot of skill. Later you find out that he was only able to do that because he was in possession of it.
They didn't really lie. In Skyrim, they expanded the lore and said basically the key allows you to open just about anything and isn't limited to just locks. However, people think that it is just key/lockpick, and unconsciously limit the artifact's magic potential to just opening literal doors.
@Artyom probably because it would be way too much work to make it work different. They are least alude to it's potential within the questline when you get stuck in the pit... At least I think I'm remembering that right. It's been a few years.
@Artyom The quest referred to in this instance is the one that takes place in the Twilight Sepulcher as you attempt to pass Nocturnal's trials and return the skeleton key. At one point you're trapped in a pit with no way out - until your character apparently begins to think as the pit as another "lock" and is able to use the skeleton key on it.
It gave Mercer Frey a fucking mind blast ability and he was able to force Brynjolf to attack Karliah against his will and people are still thinking its just an unbreakable lockpick
I'd like to see you try that with the lock on my shed. It barely opens when you use the key lol. I've had to use pliers on it. I'm stubborn so I'll use it until I have to cut it off haha.
Yep. In fact the Dragonborn never even uses it right. It isnt just able to unlock any lock. It allows you to over come any barrier. Notice how you have to pick one of 3 blessings but the bad guy(who has the key) uses all three. It's shape is entirely irrelevant. I honestly think it could unlock the locks without touching them if used properly.
I have a 80 year old warded lock that closes my gate. I found it in a mine in US. I don't have the original key, but i made a s-key for it. It still works. Winter, rain... it don't care.
It only just now occurred to me that the skeleton key wasn't called the skeleton key because of some cool pirate thing, but because it's when you strip a key down to its bare bones
Yeah, major lying clickbait. Oh well, he got a click at the expense of every other click I wouldve made the future if he wasn't a liar but he's a youtuber, he thinks about gaming the algorithm today, not tomorrow.
Your average criminal (not punk ass kids and people who think they're hard aka gangsters) will know how shitty some locks are, and also carry bolt cutters or at least an angle grinder on them.
@@dominusanuli3595your average criminal nowadays is the punk ahh kid though😂most times you hear about carjackings, or home invasions it's someone around my age, and unfortunately, my color too. matter of fact, there's a dude rides my bus that held up a taco bell, TWICE. he's white though
My grandfather used to say "An ordinary door or a padlock is never used to prevent thieves in the manner of preventing their physical entry to the locked premise, an ordinary door or a padlock is used simply to convey a message that you don't want the thief to enter."
@@gizmoenterprises3467 well in my country it doesnt matter if there is a lock or not, if you open another man's door, then you did it intentionally. I have a door on my apartment, you dont have businesses touching it, infact you dont have businesses staying closer than 1 meter from my own door.
@stoyantenev7819 there's a lot of dumb cases where people go through doors and claim they didn't know they shouldn't be in there, even if there's signs or other barriers.
My grandfather had a 50 foot sail boat with a partially hard cover center cockpit with benches on both sides. He put small clasps and locks on them. A wandering lookiloo on a random weekend engaged my grandfather in conversation while he was working on the deck. In an attempt to flee the annoyance he was headed below and the guy saw these little pad locks and said, “those won’t keep anyone out.” My grandfather replied, “they are to keep honest people honest.”
The Skyrim skeleton key doesn't work because of its shape, it works because it represents the concept of unlocking. It is able to unlock anything including a persons hidden potential and luck.
Im now pondering about making a skeleton key, opening peoples bikes locks and just casually moving them like 15ft away, leaving the lock open so they panick and wonder what happened when they come back
For once, a lock that is supposed to be easy to pick. Warded locks are basically just latches that don't freeze shut in the winter and can't easily be chewed through by animals. My dad had these little things on every gate we had growing up and would just take one key with him when feeding all the animals.
I always felt like there's some backstory of him hating masterlock. like he got a new car but someone got through the masterlock keeping his car vulnerable. So from that day on he vowed to forever tarnish the name of MasterLock.
thats an understatement, there doesn't need to be a lock for the skeleton key to open something, it can literally open anything and unlock anything. the key itself isn't a key but rather the concept of unlocking shaped as a key. it can open the door to your soul, it can open a door to other dimensions, it can unlock inner potential to do anything, it can unlock someones understanding of something. its one of the more powerful daedric objects made with alot of nocturnal's power.
Show up before the worker does... when they see you behind the counter and ask how you got inside, just say, "You are using a masterlock. It can be opened with a masterlock."
The thing about the Elder Scroll's Skeleton Key is that it is a Daedric artifact and is able to magically unlock anything, and in lore if you realize it's power, not necessarily only locks
I'm wouldn't be surprised if one day locks just immediately start popping open on their own as soon as he starts filming, to save themselves the embarrassment :P
Skyrim's Skeleton Key would make a great skeleton key. It can open anything. Literally anything. Not just doors. The Skeleton Key is one of, if not the most powerful artifact in ES. It's powers are the concept of unlocking itself. If anything in life bars your path, and you're able to rationalize it as a lock: the Skeleton Key can unlock it. That's any door, a person that doesn't want to hear you out, a heart that won't give you love, your own potential, the laws of physics, the secrets of the universe itself. There's a reason Nocturnal is probably the most powerful Daedra next to Sheogorath and Jyggalag.
The Skeleton Key is powerful, but not *that* powerful. It's just one of the few Daedric artifacts that has had its true potential explored. Take Mehrunes' Razor for instance; in the lore the Dagger can sever an individuals connection to their own soul, and the user can also use it to cut their own soul into different shapes. Mankar Camoran uses this ability to cut his soul into the shape of a Dragon's, which allows him to wear the Amulet of Kings (and according to his books, he could speak fire, likely using the Thu'um). So we have a dagger that can cut through just about anything and can be used to trick the universe into thinking you're something you're not, including a Dragonborn, who have the potential to be demi-gods. There's also to consider that Nocturnal gets her ass kicked by Meridia at the end of ESO's Summerset expansion, so she isn't so high up the Daedric food chain that none can contest her. High up for sure, but not sitting at the top.
@@KonoGufo I don't recall the source, but my understanding is that the Skeleton Key can be used to obtain CHIM. Through unlocking of your own potential. Which seems just about as powerful as it gets. Though of course the Razor could be used for that as well assuming you're creative enough.
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"Let's try that a second time, so you see that it wasn't a fluke......"
"....as always have a nice day, goodbye"
Finally, cultured people
I was honestly expecting a "This is.... and what i have for you today" on this short.
Then a third, and a fourth, then a… you know what? Let just open all ‘em.
And a third and 4th
He's just casually committing a massacre when saying all this
As he shows off all the locks that tried to stand in his way
@@glittergamer765 I swear no lock stands in his way for longer than a second
Master isn't suing him because he single-handedly keeps their business alive by buying all their locks just to show everyone they are crap
@@whiterabbitserpentshand5645 LPL and this guy need to have a battle
@@lynth Nah LPL has been clowning on them for ages
The relentless Masterlock abuse is what I return for
@Ms Moon Boo no, not Masterlock, 'worded' lock
@@alvindueck8227 its warded* bud
@@lucifox8506 It’s wrdade* bud
@@leopard2a786 your mom is pregnant bud*
@@leopard2a786it’s wrded* bud
In this short, he actually gives a defense of Master Lock... and it's the biggest dunk he's ever made on Master Lock.
I noticed that too. My jaw fucking dropped. I even thought (did this mother fucker manage to get ENDORSED by Master lock??¿¿) But that can't be.. .. right?
Most locks are purely there to turn trespassing into breaking and entering.
This man is single handedly keeping master lock in business and putting them out of business at the same time lol
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@@MarcusHalverstram you mean it 🥹
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I love you explaining their actual benefits (I’d wondered for a long time why they were still being made) while also relentlessly opening them.
They’re a great option for farmers or anyone looking for a low maintenance, reliable deterrent on something like a remote field gate etc
a classic use is also for "securing" your locker in school/uni/gym. you wont have really expensive stuff in there most of the time, but it'd be very annoying if somebody just took it because the door was open.
people clown these for the memes, not because they ever used their brain and thought why they get criticised.
@@leonhardable insurance stuff aswell
I'll tell you what every thief already knows; locks only stops honest people
@@McNallyOfficial See now that doesn't make much sense to me. Those are exactly the people I would target if I was a thief. Easy inconspicuous outdoor lock to an outbuilding full of likely 10k+ of valuable equipment that you can easily walk up to at night without being seen. They're the best targets. I yell at my dad for having one of those locks on his own shed
Okay that’s good… That’s good… THATS GOOD…. THATS ENOUGH LOCKS
This comment better get more likes
@@thetableoflegend9814 It has
I'm just like I get it I get it I get it like Jesus I get it okay I get it okay at this point just making fun of master lock okay u get it okay fuck I get it damn Jesus christ I get it
Are you the CEO of MasterLock?
Hmm Chicago pizza
Fun fact: Skyrim's skeleton key is conceptual magic stuff. Its shape is less important because it unlocks anything. That includes locks, a person's hidden potential, secrets of the universe, other dimensions, the afterlife, and paths into secret societies.
Their death animation?
@@freddy67ht pose into the pearly gates
Will it finally get me into the Dawnstar Sanctuary? (don't actually tell me how to get in there I'm determined to find out on my own)
@@noabinnendijk361 Lore-wise, yes, in-game, no
@@noabinnendijk361please treat Cicero with love and respect
*casually talking while lock genocide is in the background*
Omg "lock genocide" rotfl
enter the gungeon reference
calling a Masterlock a "lock" is a stretch of the term.
My neighbor kept getting his shed broken into, so he got a lock. While he was putting it on he looked at me and said "this is the final solution."
@@11kungfu11 "U-rod genocide" 🤣
At this point he's just gonna lockpick Masterlocks with some chicken bones and a crunchy looking leaf
@dragonyyisbackthe brown ones that you use to make blunts
Probably some chicken bones
Mmmmm chicken skin
"Tactical Leaf" you mean 😅
Probably one of his next vids, now that you gave him the idea. Hahaha
I like how he somehow becomes more threatening as he continues to open the locks
In the most calmest of manner too.
LOL
@@waltablueDude your comment makes you look ridiculously insecure. I hope you don't take the same approach in real life, people might be having a laugh at your expense. Think before you speak. Go in peace.
@@waltablue > You get scared of a guy talking about locks and unlocking them? What a sissy
I've seen people like you who talk like this.
I actually hate that I said you're insecure, and you gave a "you're rubber and I'm glue" response. Like... duuude.
You think I'm trying to hurt you, and you want to win. It's fine, I don't mind. But if you really talk like this, you're literally "that guy"... even if you haven't realized it yet. It's really up to you, man.
@@waltablueget some pussy bro
i like that you explained exactly why this is still a useful design even if it's not the most secure
Yeah it's not useless.
We use these at work as a ladder lock on the ladder on the side of the work truck.
Not to keep it from being stolen but as a secondary retainer in case you hit a pot hole so hard the ladder might pop out of its rack. Either it stops it from doing so or it at least drags it along instead of it getting thrown up and possibly into the car following behind you.
It's a glorified tie down and for that it's fine.
"How much do you hate Master locks?"
This guy: "Yes."
The Lockpicking Lawyer: "What I've got for you today is- and it's open before I could even finish the intro."
yes indeed
😂😂
"To hate something you first have to acknowledge it"
MasterLock getting massacred in the background.
Yep
"you can open a masterlock by using a masterlock" -guess who
LockPickingLawyer has Masterlock wrapped around his little finger. It often takes him longer to introduce the lock than it does for him to open them
So the average Tuesday for LPL
Using a 2000 year old technique 🤣🤣
My dad used to say those locks would only keep an honest man honest.
Your father sounds like a no b/s kind of guy AKA an A-hole
In my experience, they're also good at keeping a well-built gate from crashing open when a rottweiler forgets the gate is closed.
@@arielsalinger-kraft6197and good for keeping really little kids out of a pool area if they escape supervision for a moment.
Except the honest person wouldn't bother lock or no lock otherwise they weren't truly honest to begin with. I've always despised that expression because it's so redundant, the lock serves as tamper evidence and deterrence for the dishonest.
@@thebigcheese8715I’m sorry to say that you just described the exact meaning of the phrase. Keeping an honest man honest is supposed to be redundant because it is something that needs no provocation. In other words this lock would serve no purpose when described with that phrase.
Nocturnal's Skeleton Key functions on a conceptual level. It is literally the physical manifestation of the concept of a universal key that can unlock anything, like a lock with no keyhole or even abstract things like a person's potential.
Nocturnal*
@@wisemankugelmemicus1701 fixed
It literally can unlock portals to other dimensions. The title was just clickbait for elderscr- no. skyrim fans.
Quite strange to be honest
Considering that not one soul asked
@@anooslord6955 piss and shit about it abortion survivalist
I can't decide whether Master Lock hates you for exposing their quality, or loves you for buying so many to demonstrate said quality
He probably spends 20 bucks on Masterlocks and just reuses them.
Picking a lock doesnt mean you broke it.
@@thevoicestoldmetoagain4627but cutting one open to display does
its no secret master lock sucks, lockpickingawyer has proven that for years
Why he gotta buy them? You assuming he prob just lock pick and stole them shit he got to much against masterlock this mans is in his joker arc
Masterlocks is cheap and useful - when it's better than having something unsecured completely. Like on the back shed when you don't want kids playing in it. Or on a U-haul just to keep it secured while you're driving.
By now Master lock is less trustworthy than bill Cosby as a bar tender
LOL don’t know how this isn’t more popular
This joke would fit perfectly in a family guy insert
*cues cutaway*
Jell-O shots anyone?
@@XiaolinDraconis yuuuuurr
As one wise man once said.
"A master key can open any lock, a master lock can be opened by any key"
And a master bater can always be satisfied.
I’m SCREAMING 😭
@@Magical_TrashYes, once they have their hand still.
Oooohhh. Cheeky
@@daghul4785 it’s a joke. Read it carefully.
I like how instead of just dogging on them this time he actually states the pros of it and the reason for it
Same
Those locks need a couch and a box of chocolates after that violation
the old antique granny lock maybe *but not the masterlocks*
Masterlocks are used to that kind of treatment
Lpl does worse to bunch other locks
I'd wake up crying everyday if I was the MasterLock CEO.
As an employee, I can tell you our locks don't open like that. The shackle is held in place and wouldn't just pop out unless he tampered with the lock. Not saying he couldn't open it. Just saying something is odd here since the shackle wouldn't come out like that unless the lock was taking apart and a small piece of metal was removed from the bottom of the shackle that stops it from sliding that far out.
@@TyrBarghest but it still opens in less than a minute even without being tampered
They've been crying ever since LockpickLawyer has been in business.
@@TyrBarghestthat's just what an employee of Master Lock would say to cover their backs
@@TyrBarghestyou must be a bad employee with no knowledge of your own product. They sell those lock with removable shackles. Some are removable but most are not, he had some of both kinds. You can buy them just like that brand new out of the box.
Skyrim's skeleton key is magic, it literally transforms to be a perfect fit for the keyhole and it even works on a combination lock during one quest so theoretically the skeleton key could unlock anything that can be locked, even if the thing was never even meant to have a way to unlock it.
But in game its just an unbreakable lockpick, which is less convenient than a key that immediately opens the lock.
But lore wise you are correct. It can even unlock stuff in meta ways, like "unlocking your potential", whatever that means.
@@ryankunst668 this "key that immediately opens the lock" only works on very specific types of locks, in game anything that is locked can be picked by the key. the leader of the thieves guild unlocked a dragon puzzle door without the claw and without solving the puzzle. the only time we can't use the skeleton key is when there's a story significant reason behind it or the game devs didn't want you to go through certain doors. also you can just use the Ohgma Infinium glitch to unlock your potential.
In Elder Scrolls Online the Skeleton Key was used a very unconventional way as well. :)
It doesn't just work on locks...it works on anything
in the lore the skeleton key can't just unlock locks, it can unlock ANYTHING. one of the bigger examples is the ability to unlock one's potential (though afaik that isn't represented in any games).
It's a magic daedric artefact, it's got BS levels of OP lore stuff, and it's amazing.
@@professormutant3252 you can't level up until you get the key to unlock your potential.
The kindest he has ever been to Masterlock 🤣
Skyrims skeleton key is literal magic and controls the CONCEPT OF UNLOCKING.
it can literally open a portal to hell, unlock your hidden potential or even open a door with no friggin handle (that mercer does in game actually)
I thought it was just a plain lockpick that can't break. Guess it's time to play more Skyrim for the 1000th time
@@terskataneli6457 well gameplay wise yes it's just an unbreakable lockpick (LAME) but Lore wise it's the most OP thing ever
How would it unlock someone’s hidden potential? Stick it in their butt?
@@jeremykane999 honestly I don't think most people would mind that
@@jeremykane999 i always imagined sticking it in your forehead
The first thing I learned in locksmith school was to make a skeleton key like this. They work just that well.
The Skeleton Key in the Elder Scrolls lore actually transforms to fit the lock it's inserted into.
Jeff and his "fuck you" money...
Yeah I was confused by the title lol. Magic always makes a great anything. Well until it doesn't.
Now if it actually did that in the game and skipped the entire minigame.
Yes, it actually can even open passages without physical keyholes and magical or even metaphysical barriers
@@DiofyZz anything is a keyhole if you push hard enough
Glad this cleared things up, ever since Skyrim I've wondered if the fantasy game where you play as the last dragon born depicted keys realistically
A appreciate you giving us an actual reason to buy master locks, I’ve written them off as unworthy of being bought but now I’m rethinking using them for low security outdoor stuff where I’m lock looking to keep stuff “locked” as opposed to “secured”
They are good in situations where locking yourself out is worse than someone coming in.
And if it's mostly to keep kids and animals away.
Tbh if someone wants to break in, they'll probably just bring a cordless grinder.
Because, in most cases, all you need is something to discourage crimes of opportunity.
They're also good for locking things you need to keep away from kids who don't know how to get their hands on tools like in the video.
Explaining the details while nonchalantly slaying locks with the warded "master key". 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
Work on your Key jargon
I think the idea is that the skeleton key is supposed to physically change when you insert it into a lock, so it just unlocks anything for you. It's given to you by, quite literally, a god, and it's magical in nature. 😅
Hm that's weird
The key is the physical manifestation of a power that allows you to unlock anything, a door, unlocked potential, secrets, etc. a person with this key can open any obstacles in his or her path with a thought, which is actually what you see one of the game's villains doing while in possession of the key. You guys reach several doors that are impossible to open without the puzzle piece and he just like pokes at it, pretending to be doing something while claiming that it takes a lot of skill. Later you find out that he was only able to do that because he was in possession of it.
As my father said
The function of a lock is not to protect your stuff
Is to have the thief go for the next door
no. its to make the insurance pay.
They didn't really lie. In Skyrim, they expanded the lore and said basically the key allows you to open just about anything and isn't limited to just locks. However, people think that it is just key/lockpick, and unconsciously limit the artifact's magic potential to just opening literal doors.
@Artyom probably because it would be way too much work to make it work different. They are least alude to it's potential within the questline when you get stuck in the pit... At least I think I'm remembering that right. It's been a few years.
@Artyom The quest referred to in this instance is the one that takes place in the Twilight Sepulcher as you attempt to pass Nocturnal's trials and return the skeleton key. At one point you're trapped in a pit with no way out - until your character apparently begins to think as the pit as another "lock" and is able to use the skeleton key on it.
@Artyom Too busy harnessing the powers of Tonal Manipulation to care about silly daedra keys.
@Artyom Imagine opening the locks of your mind and it literally burns out your brain as in overclocking it. You turn into an invalid.
It gave Mercer Frey a fucking mind blast ability and he was able to force Brynjolf to attack Karliah against his will and people are still thinking its just an unbreakable lockpick
"And it still works on the original lock."
That's a violation and a half.
I love how casually he explains the locks while casually unlocking exactly 6 Masterlocks
I'd like to see you try that with the lock on my shed. It barely opens when you use the key lol. I've had to use pliers on it. I'm stubborn so I'll use it until I have to cut it off haha.
The “Trusty Rusty” 🤣
if you can't open it even WITH the key then there's no way a thief can get in there of course
@@genericuser984 *laughs in dual wrenches*
How are you going to cut the lock off if your grinder is locked in the shed?
@@hamsolo474 He'll cut a new door to get in and get the grinder.
The skeleton key from skyrim is a magical item give by a literal god
Yep. In fact the Dragonborn never even uses it right. It isnt just able to unlock any lock. It allows you to over come any barrier. Notice how you have to pick one of 3 blessings but the bad guy(who has the key) uses all three. It's shape is entirely irrelevant. I honestly think it could unlock the locks without touching them if used properly.
@@Nineninetailsin game its just an unbreakable pick lmao
@@kdevlogs5550because he’s using it wrong, lol
@@kdevlogs5550 I'm sorry but, did you read my comment? The dragonborn uses it as an unbreakable lockpick but it is capable of far more.
who needs that when i’m lvl 99 lockpicking and can simply crouch while infiltrating to avoid detection?
This man has access to everything you own and you can’t do anything about it.
I'd be worried if he wanted anything I have... X3
I love how much this guy hates master locks but has like 500 of them
Well In theory with those kind of skills they would be basically free. He could get a lot of scrap going to one of those love locks places lol
Nah Skyrim didn’t lie, locks are just built different in Skyrim
Also the skeleton key is imbued with god like power it can unlock anything including reality and your own potential
Yep, watching how picking works in Skyrim vs the real world, locks in Skyrim are definitely built different! 😅
They are so different infect, that you only put the very top of the lockpick inside the lock, and rotate it around until the lock magically opens.
It's a fucking magical key the lock doesn't matter
@@PaulBlaiseso is your brain
“We can use unneeded materials”
*shows master lock key *
your giving me the knife tool flashbacks noo
Needs more Doom music 🤔
I appreciate that he explains how there are actually some benefits to these easily picked locks.
Lock out tag out is what we used them for.
*_The locks he killed this day shall never be forgotten!_*
this man has a personal vendetta against master lock 💀
I have a 80 year old warded lock that closes my gate. I found it in a mine in US. I don't have the original key, but i made a s-key for it. It still works. Winter, rain... it don't care.
Do you know who made it? Love things that are built to last! 💪
It only just now occurred to me that the skeleton key wasn't called the skeleton key because of some cool pirate thing, but because it's when you strip a key down to its bare bones
Good thing its literally a demon princes magical artifact and not just a key, then.
bro has an immeasurable beef on master locks
I like the part where he talked about the skyrim skeleton key being bad
My favorite part too. Getting so much scroll dopamine rn
Yeah, major lying clickbait. Oh well, he got a click at the expense of every other click I wouldve made the future if he wasn't a liar but he's a youtuber, he thinks about gaming the algorithm today, not tomorrow.
@@Avenus112cringe
@@Avenus112you should get a hobby
@@Avenus112yep see ya here same time next week.
The Skyrim skeleton key is magical. The shape of ti doesn't matter whatsoever, it opens everything regardless because it is magic.
"I use to be a MasterLock just like you, until the day I took a daedric key to the knee"
🔥 🔒 🔑 🔓 🔥
You still got it?
This is a Scandinavian reference to a lock finally meeting its key
@@dudeadonaiski thought it’s Skyrim? Lmao
My dude is speedrunning a new save file to get the Lockpick 100 padlocks achievement, one after another after another lol.
ooohhh! I love old locks and keys! that's so neat. and the casual decimation of a family of locks is hilarious.
They may not have the best security but they had character and were built to last
@@McNallyOfficial it's awesome you have so many antique locks in such good shape, it really showcases real craftsmanship compared to modern ones.
People forget that Lockpicking isn't a common skill people have. The sight of a lock alone is probably enough to deter your average criminal.
Your average criminal (not punk ass kids and people who think they're hard aka gangsters) will know how shitty some locks are, and also carry bolt cutters or at least an angle grinder on them.
@@dominusanuli3595your average criminal nowadays is the punk ahh kid though😂most times you hear about carjackings, or home invasions it's someone around my age, and unfortunately, my color too. matter of fact, there's a dude rides my bus that held up a taco bell, TWICE. he's white though
Unless it's a Master lock.... then it's open season.
that was the best backhanded compliment I've heard recently. niiiiice
Ok, you just dunking on MasterLock like that at the end earned my sub. Gold.
My grandfather used to say "An ordinary door or a padlock is never used to prevent thieves in the manner of preventing their physical entry to the locked premise, an ordinary door or a padlock is used simply to convey a message that you don't want the thief to enter."
The lock is there to prove intent in court. You can't unknowingly end up somewhere you don't belong if you had to get past a lock to get there.
@@gizmoenterprises3467 well in my country it doesnt matter if there is a lock or not, if you open another man's door, then you did it intentionally. I have a door on my apartment, you dont have businesses touching it, infact you dont have businesses staying closer than 1 meter from my own door.
@stoyantenev7819 there's a lot of dumb cases where people go through doors and claim they didn't know they shouldn't be in there, even if there's signs or other barriers.
waiting for the day he lock picks himself into a master lock factory just to prove a point
My grandfather had a 50 foot sail boat with a partially hard cover center cockpit with benches on both sides. He put small clasps and locks on them. A wandering lookiloo on a random weekend engaged my grandfather in conversation while he was working on the deck. In an attempt to flee the annoyance he was headed below and the guy saw these little pad locks and said, “those won’t keep anyone out.” My grandfather replied, “they are to keep honest people honest.”
All the locks at the end is funny af
Master Lock is gonna send someone for you, bro. Keep your head on a swivel. Also, how is that crow that you've been feeding beef jerkey doing?
I’ve been traveling a lot and haven’t seen him in a while, but I do hope he returns for some more snacks
Don't forget that he pointed out that he doesn't use their locks so he's fine
Everyone on TH-cam is dissing Masterlock. I don't think Masterlock has enough people to silence all of us
If they haven't sent a hitman for LPL yet, this guy is fine.
Masterlock don't care. People keep buying their junk anyway, so why change it?
love how all lockpicks just ruin masterlocks in an instant
Sometimes you just stick a needle in one and jiggle it randomly until it pops open.
A relatively thin knife jammed in there works
I've legit just yanked on one and had it unlock
The Skyrim skeleton key doesn't work because of its shape, it works because it represents the concept of unlocking. It is able to unlock anything including a persons hidden potential and luck.
Im now pondering about making a skeleton key, opening peoples bikes locks and just casually moving them like 15ft away, leaving the lock open so they panick and wonder what happened when they come back
Chaotic Neutral?
So you want to get peoples bikes stolen, but not steal them yourself?
@@Veelofarof course, why else would they leave it unlocked!
@@Veelofar yeah I was thinking it would be better to move them across the street or something then re-lock them to really confuse people.
@@ryankunst668 leave them in the same place, but facing the other way 😉
It's also not a key- it's just an unbreakable hair pin for a daedric lord
Yeah my dad told me years ago that a lock like that will only keep an honest man honest.
For once, a lock that is supposed to be easy to pick. Warded locks are basically just latches that don't freeze shut in the winter and can't easily be chewed through by animals. My dad had these little things on every gate we had growing up and would just take one key with him when feeding all the animals.
I always felt like there's some backstory of him hating masterlock. like he got a new car but someone got through the masterlock keeping his car vulnerable. So from that day on he vowed to forever tarnish the name of MasterLock.
How has Masterlock not sent someone after you? This cracks me up! Haha
"skyrim has lied to you" has got me dying 🤣
SCP Foundation: "Someone took scp-005"
He goes to every hardware store and becomes the math question guy when buying locks
Problem is, the skeleton key is magical and is enchanted to unlock anything, even one’s own potential if used properly.
the skeleton key from skyrim is a magical artifact, made to fit into every lock no matter the shape or size
Basically the key to every entrance
@@memesky1014 so I can use it to get finally get laid?
thats an understatement, there doesn't need to be a lock for the skeleton key to open something, it can literally open anything and unlock anything.
the key itself isn't a key but rather the concept of unlocking shaped as a key.
it can open the door to your soul, it can open a door to other dimensions, it can unlock inner potential to do anything, it can unlock someones understanding of something.
its one of the more powerful daedric objects made with alot of nocturnal's power.
@@flamethekid It's also a little too OP, I'd rather have at least some struggle getting into places...
Time to unlock Kingdom Hearts
I love how he trash talks all locks, without doing it directly.
The way he dogs out Masterlock even when he's not saying anything about them 🤣 thanks for the information sir!
This channel has one mission, and that is to single handedly watch masterlock crash and burn
“Low security”
Me knowing the local gas station used a master lock on its door
“Ahh”
Show up before the worker does... when they see you behind the counter and ask how you got inside, just say, "You are using a masterlock. It can be opened with a masterlock."
Oh so THAT'S why they're called skeleton keys, because they were shaved down to the pure skeletal form of their lock type. That's dope.
Man that key just straight up murdered the locks without hesitation
The thing about the Elder Scroll's Skeleton Key is that it is a Daedric artifact and is able to magically unlock anything, and in lore if you realize it's power, not necessarily only locks
This has explained to me what the hell I was doing in Skyrim.
I think that was the nicest thing he ever said about Masterlocks...
Good to see this man absolutely wrecking MasterLock while casually massaging my ears with his silky voice.
Nice, really loved it when you described to us why the Skyrim skeleton key doesn’t work :/
I just like the way old-style (supposed) skeleton keys look. And watches. And compasses. I find them to be so beautiful
I could not stop laughing when masterlock after masterlock came onto screen
Banging through masterlocks while calmly explaining that they work best for securing things like garbage and piles of dirt lmao
I feel like he's trying to tell me something about Master locks specifically, but I can't be sure.
They are a joke.
@@Tasorius : Thanks, Captain Obvious! 🤩
@@deusexaethera Humanity was a mistake. Thanos was right.
I'm wouldn't be surprised if one day locks just immediately start popping open on their own as soon as he starts filming, to save themselves the embarrassment :P
Rare footage of mcnally not shitting on master lock
I love how he just casually picks those master lock
This guy has the perfect voice for this. Idk how else to describe it.
Master, master, master, master, master, master..... haha I'm dying at this example.
Minimal security. Ah, the trusty Master lock. 😂
I need an apprenticeship with this guy lol
Straight up disassembled an entire factory's worth
I think you may be slightly off about the size of a typical factory
@@joshyoung1440 ever heard of exaggeration you nitpick. You must be real fun at parties huh
Skyrim's Skeleton Key would make a great skeleton key. It can open anything. Literally anything. Not just doors.
The Skeleton Key is one of, if not the most powerful artifact in ES. It's powers are the concept of unlocking itself. If anything in life bars your path, and you're able to rationalize it as a lock: the Skeleton Key can unlock it.
That's any door, a person that doesn't want to hear you out, a heart that won't give you love, your own potential, the laws of physics, the secrets of the universe itself.
There's a reason Nocturnal is probably the most powerful Daedra next to Sheogorath and Jyggalag.
The Skeleton Key is powerful, but not *that* powerful. It's just one of the few Daedric artifacts that has had its true potential explored.
Take Mehrunes' Razor for instance; in the lore the Dagger can sever an individuals connection to their own soul, and the user can also use it to cut their own soul into different shapes. Mankar Camoran uses this ability to cut his soul into the shape of a Dragon's, which allows him to wear the Amulet of Kings (and according to his books, he could speak fire, likely using the Thu'um). So we have a dagger that can cut through just about anything and can be used to trick the universe into thinking you're something you're not, including a Dragonborn, who have the potential to be demi-gods.
There's also to consider that Nocturnal gets her ass kicked by Meridia at the end of ESO's Summerset expansion, so she isn't so high up the Daedric food chain that none can contest her. High up for sure, but not sitting at the top.
@@KonoGufo I don't recall the source, but my understanding is that the Skeleton Key can be used to obtain CHIM. Through unlocking of your own potential. Which seems just about as powerful as it gets. Though of course the Razor could be used for that as well assuming you're creative enough.
The whole point is that the Skyrim skeleton key is magical.