sad thing is it’s pretty realistic… I saw a kid possibly get paralyzed after a nasty American football tackle and the crowd booed the refs for giving a targeting penalty
It's so funny that some of the best soccer players in the World act like they were shot by an unknown sniper and then get up just in time to take the free kick!! It's ridiculous...
***** Thanks for trying to explain soccer to me but I'm very familiar with the sport. My problem with football is the constant writhing on the field after a clean tackle as if they were just shot by a sniper in the stands!! Just because a player can flop it doesn't mean a player should. It makes a mockery of "The Beautiful Game" IJS
Prove you don't watch soccer lately. VAR is now so omnipresent that people say it ruins the game. This sketch is now very dated because FIFA stopped being dinosaurs.
@@joaovinicius3403 VAR is a joke 😂, have u seen the offside line beeing drawn of the wrong player or when they pause it once and its not ofside but then they pause it a milisecond later and its ofside by a milimiter and a half... Or when they completly ignore a faul...They only check things when they feel like it
I can't remember who it was but there was a player that pretended a water bottle thrown at him (that didn't fall anywhere close) was a sharp object and cut his leg on purpose so the game would be cancelled
@@blankblank8468 you are wrong, kinda sexist and really rude, dude. Women's football games are incredibly more real and brutal than than men's games. But yes 98% of male "soccer" (lol) players are pathetic. A few exceptions here and there but they're considered as weird creatures.
For those who care, what you hear in this clip is just one movement, or section, of Mozart's final and unfinished work, Requiem. Each movement has its own name. This one is called Lacrymosa, sometimes spelled Lacrimosa.
@@TurdFurgeson571 Thanks for not making me look like a smartass... I was gonna correct the guy and say it's actually "Lacrimosa" not "Requiem", I did not know one was a part "movement" included in the other! Thanks again.
twix “The ref gives him a red card! Can’t argue with-wait, he’s gone back in his pocket...can’t be...Yes! He’s done it! He’s pulled out his life sentence card! That man’s going straight to prison!!”
" in the early days of the sport among the upper echelons of British society, the proper term for the sport was “Soccer”. Not only that, but the sport being referred to as “Soccer” preceded the first recorded instance of it being called by the singular word “Football” by about 18 years, with the latter happening when it became more popular with the middle and lower class. When that happened, the term “Football” gradually began dominating over “Soccer” and the then official name “Association Football”." Soccer first, then football came around because it made more sense. By that time, however, there were already a few sports with the name "football", so soccer kinda stuck around. Basically call it whatever you want, but don't argue over semantics. It's just annoying.
Deddshot"Soccer" is the shortening of "Association", so unless your country have other type of dominating football (like american football), the Proper term is "Football"... just go to wikipedia man... (History of association football article)
What I really appreciate about this is that even tho, 10 years ago, soccer was "pretty new" in the US compared to its popularity in europe, they quickly figured out its essence.
In all seriousness, this is a big problem. I rather enjoy football, but I've grown to hate professional leagues because of all these fake injuries. Refs need to be more conservative with their cards. This sport really does need some toughening up.
Thats never gonna happen. Look at all sports like football, basketball, handball etc where those fake stuff is not tolerated at all. Soccer just wants to be a lame kind of sports for all the professional acters - i mean players, that would be totally screwed in a real sports event ;)
Juan Sosa Ive seen a "flop" one time ever in basketball, happens every game I watch of soccer... And i watch both quite a bit. But Foreal? soccer best sport? thats pretty one minded.
***** I would not disagree, it is without question the worlds most POPULAR sport, but there is a much higher ratio of dirty players to clean players in soccer than in any other sport, and for that reason I personally do not believe it to be the BEST sport.
I've seen this EXACT thing happen a few months ago when I was at a Mexican restaurant. Dude looked f-d up, was carried to the sidelines on a gurney, then hopped back up like nothing happened.
Neymar isn't really a flop albeit his diving you know. He's an amazing footballer who if can get more mature will win the Ballon d'Or sooner rather than later.
+RaF KiNs their taught to do that soccer players will do everything they can to win even if that includes faking. Also if u don't make it obvious the ref could overlook it wether ppl are paying him to make a team win or he wants a specific team to win they are not pussies they are in amazing shape and train constantly. Their less pussy that football players
@Crack Shot I understand that. And that makes it WORSE. That's the main reason I can't stand it. The asthetics are bad, but the main reason it's awful and so unsportsmanlike is that they're lying in order to get a penalty kick. And in matches that so often end 0-0 or 0-1, a penalty can win you the game. Lebron James is a clown for flopping in NBA games, but in futbol, it's much worse. If there's a need for time-outs, they should implement that. Any player flopping around as if he's been shot and/or his leg has been broken should automatically be taken off the field on a stretcher. That would end the practice.
This is so funny because this actually happened in a major soccer match. This guy named Dani Alves, who plays for Barcelona did this exact dive, play for play, and got the opposing player expelled from the game. He cried and moaned, got hauled off field, and then came back onto the field minutes later. Look up "Dani Alves dive vs Real Madrid, Champion's League" and you'll se what I'm talking about. (Btw all of his team mates do the same thing. The players of FC Barcelona are renowned for their theatrics on the field.)
The reaction was unnecessary on dani alves's part, but pepe came in with his cleats facing up which is illegal. The ref couldnt see if he hit him or not, and alves did his part. its part of the sport. This happened like 2 years ago, so the fact that you are still crying about it is funny.
Miguel Garcia How am I crying? I merely pointed out that this was exact reenactment of Dani Alves' famous theatrics. No doubt he accomplished his goal of getting Pepe a card, but the fact that he went off crying on a stretcher and then came back on a few minutes later, was beyond disgraceful. How can you even defend such a blatant lie and disgrace to football? FYI: Diving is also illegal, so don't bring up specific rules and then use them to criticize one person for committing an illegal action and then completely overlook the illegal action that the other guy committed. People like you give football a bad name
that reminds me of Cristiano Ronaldo dive against Milan, he gets hit in the nick, rolls around the field, checking if his face is bleeding. what was funny is that his reaction came quite late, Abate was really great that match that he couldn't get past him. He did the same thing against Juventus just a month ago in Madrid with one of the greatest acts of all times. He's a queen of acting.
those players act like that for real too as if they had their leg cut from them then get right back up when the ref found no foul. Key and Peel did it again.
Commentator: "So many rules clearly broken leading up to that goal.. but they've allowed it!" 2:47... so ridiculous yet hilariously priceless hahaha! :)
i love soccer, but sadly this is so true....fifa should change the rules...do it like in rugby if a player is injured let the medic go in and treat him while play is resumed...that will stop many players from faking injuries.
That makes it much more likely that play can be interrupted by a team of medics going to help the downed player. I think its fine as it is. The problem of diving is really only a problem with certain leagues and certain players. But given the way fouls are determined, until you have a perfect referee, it will always happen.
well it seems to work in rugby, and their hits are worse, you rarely see players faking injuries....if the medic were to step in when they are injured and play continued players would rather stand up and keep playing than to be faking injuries and leaving their team with one less player.
Pedro Centeno Oh I definitely get the method and how it works (i played rugby and soccer competitively since primary school) It's just the difference of the flow of play the ball can move up and down the pitch much more quickly and less predictably in soccer. I think also that if it became a rule it would tell defenders basically 'as long as its a ball first tackle go in really hard on the player, if he's injured whatever we can take advantage of that'
"so many rules clearly broken leading up to that goal but they've allowed it" lmao
Just like real life .
Let me be your second reply.
5th
7th
The world in a nutshell.
I like how everyone was sad when that guy died, but immediately cheer up when the other player was given a red card
Futbol fans in a nutshell lmao
@@inanimatesum4945 Fr 😭
He only deserved a yellow. Just sayin'.
@@putler965he killed the guy. Automatic red card 😂
They know I hate it and I want to be left alone. I said no. This is fucked up. For fucks sake stop man.
Whoever decided to keep it silent was genius. The emotion from his expressions are just 😂
It's not silent. Theres sound.
Which is weird cause the first time I opened the video it was silent until I reopened it
@@TheseYeahThesehe means the players don't talk lol
I can’t believe they rented out a football pitch, Heaven, and two football clubs for this skit. Such dedication!
@@ArdavanKhoshkhoo lmao😂
@@ZZ_ZRØ how was that disrespectful, just a joke man
@@ZZ_ZRØ thats part of the joke
@@ZZ_ZRØ actually dumb
@@ArdavanKhoshkhoo It was St. Peter, not God.
Why are people saying its Neymar? Peele only rolled once while going down.
🤣🤣
Cuz dramatization
@@emmanuelhernandez2200 r/woooosh
@@76e85 whoosh
@@mufasaking1449 no
Player just died on the pitch
Referee: gives red card and continue the match anyway
HAHAHAHA
lol that ref needs to be fired
Congrats....you got part of the joke.
Spoiler: Theres other things that are also unrealistic for the sake of humor.
@@avidadolares b r u h
i find no reason the referee need to stop the match.. u can mourn the decease 90 minutes later if u want
Never seen this Neymar documentary before. Must be some new shit.
Isaac Fernandez Cristiano dives but at least he doesn’t act as if he’s been shot when he’s on the ground
@Isaac Fernandez but Neymar the worst
Bruh i was legit about to comment the same thing!!!
I know
101Drama tears...
LMFAO as soon as the crowd saw the ref whip out the red card, they just forgot that someone died and immediately started cheering
😂😂😂😂
sad thing is it’s pretty realistic… I saw a kid possibly get paralyzed after a nasty American football tackle and the crowd booed the refs for giving a targeting penalty
I think the moral of the story is he sold the fake injury so well that even god thought he was dying.
@@anthonygordon9483 I think that was supposed to be St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, since there are wings.
*Gets hit on left leg and grabs right leg on ground* 😂
And he died for a moment 😂😂
And he resurrected afterwards
And even though someone died, the match still continues lol
And even though everyone clearly watched the video, we’re narrating it
@@Idk-hj5zz and that's when starnight_47 noticed that he was hit on his left leg and grabbed his right!
"so many rules clearly broken leading up to that goal but they've allowed it" lmfao, best way to cover up plot holes
Julian Nikolay Krogh-Fredriksen It looks funny watching from a country where everybody knows these basic rules.
+Efe Aydal ikr xD
+Julian Nikolay Krogh-Fredriksen hahahahahahahaha yes!
Every soccer match ever, gets a red card for killing a dude
+Julian Nikolay Krogh-Fredriksen what do you mean 'plot holes'?
"so many rules clearly broken leading up to that goal, but they've allowed it"
all premier league games
so soccer in a nutshell
***** yeah unless you can physically make me no
MrAbudi98 all real Madrid games
*cough* madonna hand goal *cough*
@@abel4475 Maradona *
The name of the piece that is playing is Lacrimosa by Mozart from his Requiem in D minor if you wanted to know
No it's hxh requiem aranea
@@amegalodonwithinternetacce5863 It's nice to see mozart coming back from the dead to collab with hunter x hunter
@@DKane-ow3tq ?
Mozart in da house!
Thanks!
Why are the wigs always so onpoint
I was thinking the same thing 😂😂
😁cuz they're geniuses
It can't be questioned 😅
Yeah was thinking the exact same!
Got them homegirl hairdressers back there😂
The fact that he did a side flip before the whole drama is just funny 😄😄
ye its called a cartwheel lol
@@cwinowich Oh yeah! Thanks
side flip? how did you fail first grade PE?
@@BrowncoatFairythey taught cartwheels in first grade PE at your school?
Anyone else wanna talk about how this guy literally died on command?
This man said no to god
One of the funniest comments ive ever read... still laughing!...
@@bijuutamer729 haha
Well loralike its Peter one of the appostles
You ever heard of crying on command, it's basically the same but instead you die
I love how he grabs his right leg, even though if he were injured from that slide it would have been the left.
Who ever does the hair for Key & Peele is the real MVP
Edit: 5k likes!, wow!, thanks everyone!
Humble_ lion- скромный Лев - check the makeup as well... they do a *_crazy_* good job !!
Even the refs hair is on point lmao
I can't get over Peele's hair flying in the wind while he was running. 😆
I though the same too
Yeah I was having hair-centric thoughts when it was changing direction as he bounced his head on the ground in slow-mo.
It's so funny that some of the best soccer players in the World act like they were shot by an unknown sniper and then get up just in time to take the free kick!! It's ridiculous...
For real
What if after all this time that's where flops come from?
+fenris6051 and every other country as well!! LOL!!!
***** cheating is still cheating.... soo
***** Thanks for trying to explain soccer to me but I'm very familiar with the sport. My problem with football is the constant writhing on the field after a clean tackle as if they were just shot by a sniper in the stands!! Just because a player can flop it doesn't mean a player should. It makes a mockery of "The Beautiful Game" IJS
"So many rules clearly broken leading to that goal" lol that defines FIFA and soccer perfectly 😆
Prove you don't watch soccer lately. VAR is now so omnipresent that people say it ruins the game. This sketch is now very dated because FIFA stopped being dinosaurs.
@@joaovinicius3403 thats a penalty for argentina
@@joaovinicius3403 VAR is a joke 😂, have u seen the offside line beeing drawn of the wrong player or when they pause it once and its not ofside but then they pause it a milisecond later and its ofside by a milimiter and a half... Or when they completly ignore a faul...They only check things when they feel like it
@@nattobaby penalty for Penaldo
@@lovre9038 Not sure if you know how offside works
Someone: *dies*
Ref: best I can do is a red card
Ofcourse it had to come back onto the recommendations list after what we witnessing in the World Cup.
Consequence 😂😂
Who the fuck likes soccer? Its as boring as gulf
@@Azrael42016 it's the most popular sport in the world so..a lot of people apparently xD
@@mrswose4056 alot of dumbasses looking for a distraction sure
@@Azrael42016 lol you're mad because a sport you don't like is the most popular? 😂 you mad? Stay mad you salty bitch 😂😂
They predicted Neymar during the 2018 WC?!?! This is some crazy stuff right here.
They parodied all of futbol, not just one player. Flopping is a sport-wide epidemic
GDI I was obviously making a joke and being sarcastic. 🤦🏽♂️
@David Rojas
Yeah no I get it, my point stands on its own.
GDI I never said it didn't
@David Rojas
And I never said your og comment wasn't a joke.
He killed a man and only got a red card
Yea, he should have received a yellow one instead.
but he didnt even kill him
Didn't even touch him
Ok but Why tho what you don't do that? no just me
Ok but Why tho j
I like how he only got a red card for killing a person and how everyone cheered for the red card as the appropriate punishment.
Modern football players didn’t reach the level faking death on the field. Yet.
Vladislavs Dovgalecs Neymar is working on it.
Don't tempt them, it wasn't like this 10 years ago, who knows what they can achieve in the next 10 years?
I can't remember who it was but there was a player that pretended a water bottle thrown at him (that didn't fall anywhere close) was a sharp object and cut his leg on purpose so the game would be cancelled
I loved how the player died and everybody was depressed but as soon as the other player gets the red card everybody starts cheering lmao.
Arron Joseph lol
nice lol
Accurate.
Somewhere Neymar is saying “I did it better”
Nobody did it better than Neymar. Probably Dwayne Wade during his series against the Mav.
@@gungrave10 if you think Neymar is the worse flopper in history, then you haven't seen that many flops in football.
@@PepTalkTillYouDrop no, i think hes the best
Haha for real. I've seen numerous footballers do over the top shit BUT he takes the cake LOL.
@@Kimmy_95 True
Player dived.
Ref: Lemme think about it.
Player dies.
Ref: K red card.
The other team was so shocked to see him come back to life that they literally did nothing to stop his kick.
lol one of those kicks cant be dribbled up like that, it has to be taken direct
He died, went to heaven, then came back to life and scored! It's like every soccer foul that ever happens haha brilliant !
football*
+Jordan Call it football in your country but here in the U.S it is called soccer. That just how it is.
+Screwston Tx it's football all around the world except America
+Scuti Thats what im saying. I never corect UK people when they say color with a "u" in it because I know thats how they say it over there.
That's right. Here in America football is an entirely different sport. Don't fucking correct me!
Power Falcons is the most American name for a sports team ever
Totally Radical Bald Eagles would be the most American name ever
Lord Sauron you guys do know that is a name of one of their episodes.
LOL so true
Okay Black Falcon.
Ethaniel Clyne liberated eagles
Did Jordan really do a cart wheel? That is awesome.
I was more impressed by him dying for that scene. What a dedication to the craft.
@@TheHabibass I get you, but they also got camera footage of him in heaven. Crazy what that cameraman is doing to get that footage
Impressed they got Nathan Aké to be in this.
They look nothing alike.
I thought the same thing, he’s even wearing Bournemouth colors
@@yudaobon1650 the hair is pretty close tho
Who?
Not that he's busy
Totally inaccurate. We all know floppers go to hell.
Saint Peter didn’t even know it was a flop until the finger wag and wink. Heaven was fooled.
Totally inaccurate it's called a dive
LOL
Don't judge a hell by its doorman.
😂😂
He does a cartwheel as he hits he ground lmao
What a brave soul, came back from the dead to score another goal. My hero
Keegan's hair totally has a brazilian vibe to it! 😂
David luiz
Varejao
reminds me of Cobi Jones back in the day lol
@@specialk8563 Nahh..more like Fellaini instead
What?? That's totally Columbian. Valderrama!
That was the biggest flop I ever seen!!!!! Who does a cart wheel, dies, comes back to life and scores the free kick????? Suarez that's who lol
As a fellow Chelsea fan...I agree.
Not as bad as Neymar...
Yes! I swear through out the time I watched it, that's all I could think about.
This skit is dedicated to Neymar
Josue Portillo you mean all soccer players a bunch of women the ones sport where women could play with men and it make little difference
Nope neymar was inspired by this.cant you see it was made 2013
@@blankblank8468 exept Zlatan lol
He does get fouled a lot though but he also over exaggerate every foul too
@@blankblank8468 you are wrong, kinda sexist and really rude, dude.
Women's football games are incredibly more real and brutal than than men's games.
But yes 98% of male "soccer" (lol) players are pathetic.
A few exceptions here and there but they're considered as weird creatures.
As a proper football fan, and as someone who religiously follows football..., Yep, this is accurate.
I knew a kid who learned how to do this from playing soccer. He would do it in soccer and any other sport he played. God I hated that kid.
+Andy G Can he come back to life to delete his internet history?
Roy Batty why did they stop making videos?
Anthony Diaz They decided to Hang the curtain and retire from doing this
That one dude who just kneels down and prays when Peele runs back on at 2:41 had me dying lmao
That's the best part IMO, underrated
I wouldn't have seen that if not for this comment😂😂😂😂
Using Mozart's Requiem is amazing. Now off to watch Amadeus.
I saw it in the globe , amazinggg
For those who care, what you hear in this clip is just one movement, or section, of Mozart's final and unfinished work, Requiem. Each movement has its own name. This one is called Lacrymosa, sometimes spelled Lacrimosa.
@@TurdFurgeson571 Thanks for not making me look like a smartass... I was gonna correct the guy and say it's actually "Lacrimosa" not "Requiem", I did not know one was a part "movement" included in the other!
Thanks again.
fuck that shit
@@TurdFurgeson571 sounds like a bunch of commie gobbledygook
This is gold! LOL so true. You can't watch a game without a player faking a fault for longer than 2 minutes of game play...
false news lmao
@@christophernoble76nope fotball is great but they are sissys
Keegan looks so legit in whatever costume/makeup he is in
Did anyone else notice him holding the opposite leg that got hit?
Michael Zhou I'm pretty sure that was part of the skit lol
Further adds to the joke
The Cartwheel 😂😂😂😂 Lmfao
The cartwheel😫😫😫You can’t eat or drink watching this shit because it might be over😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
I miss key and peele so much lmao
These guys are legendary. Their chemistry is perfect. Their imagination and writing is incredible.
We not gonna talk about how not only he died, but the guy who “killed” him only got a red card?
Quesadilla Draws’ Memes what else would the referee give?? are you braindead?
Legit
twix “The ref gives him a red card! Can’t argue with-wait, he’s gone back in his pocket...can’t be...Yes! He’s done it! He’s pulled out his life sentence card! That man’s going straight to prison!!”
Sean Matthew King ty for this comment
dude you saw the foul?? He barely touched Jordan, the red card was too much
The special consultant for this episode was Neymar.
mane and Salah as well
Key & Pele are amazing! never laugh so hard in my life.( Speaking from a European soccer fan point of view). These guys are absolutely brilliant!
Key looking like Nathan ake in this sketch
ashley rodrigues the hair is on point.
Haha! A bit like Ruud Gullit
ashley rodrigues OMG true
True dat
even the kit resembles the Bournemouth one lol
All the dislikes are from Neymar and James Harden
💯
Anonymous Hack if they made a basketball version of this they might as well put harden as the main character lol
All 2.7 thousand of them
Man just imagine time needed to make all those accounts.................
who
The injured player magically recovers once the referee issues a card . it's the end of the act. that's soccer lol
*football*
It was called soccer before it was called football. Now stop "correcting" people when they didn't actually say anything incorrectly.
Deddshot WTF!?!? No it wasn't England created football and named it due to the fact that you use your feet
" in the early days of the sport among the upper echelons of British society, the proper term for the sport was “Soccer”. Not only that, but the sport being referred to as “Soccer” preceded the first recorded instance of it being called by the singular word “Football” by about 18 years, with the latter happening when it became more popular with the middle and lower class. When that happened, the term “Football” gradually began dominating over “Soccer” and the then official name “Association Football”."
Soccer first, then football came around because it made more sense. By that time, however, there were already a few sports with the name "football", so soccer kinda stuck around.
Basically call it whatever you want, but don't argue over semantics. It's just annoying.
Deddshot"Soccer" is the shortening of "Association", so unless your country have other type of dominating football (like american football), the Proper term is "Football"... just go to wikipedia man... (History of association football article)
What I really appreciate about this is that even tho, 10 years ago, soccer was "pretty new" in the US compared to its popularity in europe, they quickly figured out its essence.
In all seriousness, this is a big problem. I rather enjoy football, but I've grown to hate professional leagues because of all these fake injuries. Refs need to be more conservative with their cards. This sport really does need some toughening up.
Sun God praise the sun
Thats never gonna happen. Look at all sports like football, basketball, handball etc where those fake stuff is not tolerated at all. Soccer just wants to be a lame kind of sports for all the professional acters - i mean players, that would be totally screwed in a real sports event ;)
MarcoB basketball has floppers just as bad, or worse. I want you to not bash on the best sport in the world, before you know what you're saying.
Juan Sosa Ive seen a "flop" one time ever in basketball, happens every game I watch of soccer... And i watch both quite a bit. But Foreal? soccer best sport? thats pretty one minded.
***** I would not disagree, it is without question the worlds most POPULAR sport, but there is a much higher ratio of dirty players to clean players in soccer than in any other sport, and for that reason I personally do not believe it to be the BEST sport.
empty ass gatorade container lol
Hey man, that's how good it is
power falcons vs rhinos lmao... they use the same pro sports teams names for every sport
Faxx
EPIC 😂😂😂😂
Trump just made the Power Falcon the new national bird. God bless America! Power Falcons win this match!
I know!!! That be killin' me...lol
After Green Falcon left the Power Falcons he went on to purchase multiple sports teams
The guy who fell to his knees and prayed when Peele came back from the died XD SPOT ON
"So many rules clearly broken leading up to that goal, but they've allowed it."
The flops was so real even God was fooled.
Shanks not even true bro
That's not god, that's Saint Peter, the guy who holds the keys to heaven.
this celebrity impression of Neymar, is the best Key and Peele have ever done
Well this aired before Neymar's stunt :
I've seen this EXACT thing happen a few months ago when I was at a Mexican restaurant. Dude looked f-d up, was carried to the sidelines on a gurney, then hopped back up like nothing happened.
Key and Peele: Nobody can flop worst than this video
Neymar: Hold my beer 🍺
Lmfaooooo
Neymar isn't really a flop albeit his diving you know. He's an amazing footballer who if can get more mature will win the Ballon d'Or sooner rather than later.
I dont know who that is but lmaaaaoooo
aviral negi Paul pierce
Grammar check.
Worse* not worst
Hahaha "So may rules clearly broken"
He must have graduated from miami heat acting university
Mans stopped his own heart for the flop, respect
The team was called the Power Falcons lol
Jimmy Ronald It's always power falcons vs rhinos
2:19 anyone else notice the guy kicking the other guy?
did now:D
Hahahaha. Never noticed that
Haha only until you mentioned it.
I did just as i read your comment lol
lol
they would not have lost if scott sterling was there
realxtraki11er THE MAN THE MYTH THE LEGEND
He really was committed to his leg injury. Every player covers their face when faking a leg injury 🤣😂😁😂🤣🤣🤣
Been watching copa America , this is not exaggerating at all
Haha it's pretty spot on. The sad thing is the referees allow it. The kids grow up thinking that's how the sport is played and it never ends...
for real messi was a fuckin hack last night and he still lost Chile was playing clean the whole goddamm season they deserved to win later night
no its not just american its all football/soccer players are completely over paid pussies
+RaF KiNs their taught to do that soccer players will do everything they can to win even if that includes faking. Also if u don't make it obvious the ref could overlook it wether ppl are paying him to make a team win or he wants a specific team to win they are not pussies they are in amazing shape and train constantly. Their less pussy that football players
graham quasebarth are concussions quite prevalent in soccer as they are in football?
No one:
Me when I push my little brother:
lol parents grounding you is the ref giving the red card.
@@Cobra0190 @obviouscommentpolice
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He did die, however the red card of resurrection was cast
Lol
Key is my favorite but Peeles facial comedy is unmatched
Key and Pele
Christmas Doge pele ahahaha nice one
took me 18 seconds to realized it's not a typo
Wait what, I don't get it
Glitch look it up
It took me 10 seconds but when I got it it was beautiful
This video might as well be called "The Life and Times of Luis Suarez".
Lol I'm a Liverpool Fan and you still had me laughing
eh if it was he would have scored 4 goals though
LOL
Neymar Jr. in EVERY single game...
yujil da what
yujil da *WoW*
Alan Michel 5 yrs too late
He even fooled the greatest judge ever lol
U know that was an angel not God
@@cryptic3130 so you must have met God personally then for you to know that lol
@@darkmetal2412 discernment
they should have brought Di Maria and Robben to starr this sketch
LMAO
Sergio Biscuits
JOSEPH CANLAS Pepe too
like youssef said, fucking pepe, the biggest asshole in football
+gnuibrunst Pepe is the cleanest player ever. Doesn't even look at his opponents In a dirty way let alone make a dirty tackle
I slide tackled my opponent, he faked his death and got me a red card from the ref.
CONSEQUENCES
He's not going to heaven any more
CoNsEqUeNcEs
Waah bhai
After watching the world cup this shit is real. The flops are crazy.
Such bad sportsmanship; makes it unwatchable for me. I can only suffer through a few World Cup and Euro Cup games every two years.
It's the majority of why I have 0 respect for the sport.
@Crack Shot I understand that. And that makes it WORSE. That's the main reason I can't stand it. The asthetics are bad, but the main reason it's awful and so unsportsmanlike is that they're lying in order to get a penalty kick. And in matches that so often end 0-0 or 0-1, a penalty can win you the game. Lebron James is a clown for flopping in NBA games, but in futbol, it's much worse.
If there's a need for time-outs, they should implement that. Any player flopping around as if he's been shot and/or his leg has been broken should automatically be taken off the field on a stretcher. That would end the practice.
@@crackshot1538 Apparently you, since you commented. This literally happens the most in European football and it's pathetic.
@@crackshot1538 ...My man what? Stfu
Dude is such a great flopper that he can just die and come back and score
:12 HAHAHAH damn cartwheel. I mean, they took that flop to the next level.
Lies again? FAS FUS
one of the best directed sketches on TH-cam, or ever.
It's a professional TV show xD See how it's on Comedy Central channel?
+SyaoranXSakuraTC i know. I watched it before they cut it off. But now the only thing what's left are the sketches on TH-cam. That's why I said that.
Back here as I saw a really bad flop by a Tunisa player (#9) which reminded me of this hilarious skit 😂
Guy: dies
*Game goes on anyway*
Heysel 2.0
It happened in real life mark vivian foe died pretty much on the pitch and the game continued
The guy didn't die....He faked it so well everyone even god believed him...That's the joke...
If only people knew who Messi was and then they would know that not every soccer player is a flop
1 outta 10000 Still isn't a very good ratio
name 10000 players
Edwin Gutierrez i think i could name 10000 players
go
¡Aaaah, un fan del Farça!
Good sketch, but I can’t get over the cooler with no Gatorade in it...
Lmfao thought crossed my mind too doesn't have that same effect if it's empty 😂😂
I was wondering what the hell that was..
What's funny is that there are flops 100x worse in the world cup. At least this dude actually had a slide tackle within inches of feet.
I was at the live taping of this episode. Key n Peele are just as funny live than on tv. This is a really funny skit
Wish I had a time machine so I could go to one of those too.
This is so funny because this actually happened in a major soccer match. This guy named Dani Alves, who plays for Barcelona did this exact dive, play for play, and got the opposing player expelled from the game. He cried and moaned, got hauled off field, and then came back onto the field minutes later. Look up "Dani Alves dive vs Real Madrid, Champion's League" and you'll se what I'm talking about. (Btw all of his team mates do the same thing. The players of FC Barcelona are renowned for their theatrics on the field.)
The reaction was unnecessary on dani alves's part, but pepe came in with his cleats facing up which is illegal. The ref couldnt see if he hit him or not, and alves did his part. its part of the sport. This happened like 2 years ago, so the fact that you are still crying about it is funny.
Miguel Garcia How am I crying? I merely pointed out that this was exact reenactment of Dani Alves' famous theatrics. No doubt he accomplished his goal of getting Pepe a card, but the fact that he went off crying on a stretcher and then came back on a few minutes later, was beyond disgraceful. How can you even defend such a blatant lie and disgrace to football? FYI: Diving is also illegal, so don't bring up specific rules and then use them to criticize one person for committing an illegal action and then completely overlook the illegal action that the other guy committed. People like you give football a bad name
1joker1312 damn mexicans
that reminds me of Cristiano Ronaldo dive against Milan, he gets hit in the nick, rolls around the field, checking if his face is bleeding. what was funny is that his reaction came quite late, Abate was really great that match that he couldn't get past him. He did the same thing against Juventus just a month ago in Madrid with one of the greatest acts of all times. He's a queen of acting.
those players act like that for real too as if they had their leg cut from them then get right back up when the ref found no foul. Key and Peel did it again.
So many rules were clearly broken but they allowed it. Best commentor ever. Hilarious
Commentator: "So many rules clearly broken leading up to that goal.. but they've allowed it!" 2:47... so ridiculous yet hilariously priceless hahaha! :)
Nobody gonna comment on how this dude just wagged his finger "no" to God!
That would be Saint Peter, not God.
He is everywhere ..like Elvis
It's Saint Peter who's at Heaven's Gate.
it was just the bouncer
Won't be the first time, either. #chair
i love soccer, but sadly this is so true....fifa should change the rules...do it like in rugby if a player is injured let the medic go in and treat him while play is resumed...that will stop many players from faking injuries.
That makes it much more likely that play can be interrupted by a team of medics going to help the downed player. I think its fine as it is. The problem of diving is really only a problem with certain leagues and certain players. But given the way fouls are determined, until you have a perfect referee, it will always happen.
well it seems to work in rugby, and their hits are worse, you rarely see players faking injuries....if the medic were to step in when they are injured and play continued players would rather stand up and keep playing than to be faking injuries and leaving their team with one less player.
Pedro Centeno Oh I definitely get the method and how it works (i played rugby and soccer competitively since primary school) It's just the difference of the flow of play the ball can move up and down the pitch much more quickly and less predictably in soccer. I think also that if it became a rule it would tell defenders basically 'as long as its a ball first tackle go in really hard on the player, if he's injured whatever we can take advantage of that'
I suggest handing fines to those who do it. Flopping doesn't belong at all on a football pitch.
I broke my leg playing soccer over the summer and everyone thought I was faking like in this video 😂
That song in the background is Lacrymosa from Mozart’s Requiem. I’m singing it is choir so I recognized it immediately.
Claire Keenan lacrimosa
Nifty
It's very well known, yes, thanks for letting us know, here's a like.
I love people like you that don't have to let me download shazam to find songs like these. Thank you
The song literally says lacrimosa. Most people recognize it immediately