1:56 “The TSA act like they’re overweight, listless employees who don’t give a fuck, when in reality, they are an elite force of anti-terrorist commandos!” I was dying of laughter here! 😂
Ya he looks indian Latino American white black brown only thing missing is Asian.. but ya who can look like everything.. one exception is quite acceptable.
+Deekillumination might itbe beacuse people with black and white skin colour live on several continents. so ha ha we asians triumphed over you. (pakistani)
"They act as if they are listless overweight employees who dont give a f*ck. When in reality they are an elite force... of anti terrorists commandos!" "Oh curse the brilliant TSA!" 🤣
That moment when you realize some people on the internet are truly uncultured. How have you not already seen all their stuff already? You probably haven't even seen the mexican standoff video that's on Rocket Jumps channel. Or, you haven't seen the few ERBs they participated in. Disgraceful. (Im joking of course, not everyone is able to discover everything on the internet, i get that.)
+Erik Heath No, they're saying "Khaleed". It's a very common Arab/Muslim name , you probably heard of DJ khaled right? , well it's the same name but pronounced differently.
@@jescruz5465 Arabs are semitic people. Afghans are a mix of Turkic and SE Asian. The only thing the two have in common is religion and use of Arabic script. Otherwise, culture is completely different.
@@jescruz5465 Absolutely. In Afghanistan, they don't speak Arabic and aren't Arab. Afghans tend be be ethnic Turks, Kurds and Persians (Farsi-speaking like Iran). Arabs are a distinct ethnic group, which are Semitic. Technically, anti-Semitic also applies to Arabs, although it's never used that way.
Any time I go on a plane, I think of this sketch and how safe we are with the TSA’s carefully measured restrictions based on gathered experience and nothing else.
"We all know how much devastation we can wreak with 3.5 ounces of liquid. The crafty TSA have limited passengers to only 3.4 ounces. Do none of you have a _solution_?" Genius.
***** Not anymore... Coming back from Vegas in May I took my belt off before going through the scanner. The TSA woman looks at me with a scowl and says "put your belt back on sir". I swear the TSA is just there to fuck with us.
Fools, the TSA aren't imbeciles, they are infidels. They know what we are up to, the crafty TSA are, indeed, elite anti-terrorist commandos. Do not underestimate them!
+Sahl Ebrahim It's a small joke, but it was done well. The whole joke was that the group was in all agreement about the plan, but he knew the plan will not work. So he felt he wasn't in the conversation, saying "...sneak in here for a second...", is him barging into the conversation quietly though.
The reason it's funny is because they're supposed to be bloodthirsty savage extremist and he's saying something that usually prissy adolescent females say "sneak in here for a sec" lmao
The tsa is so ineffective that when homeland security did a test and smuggled 70 potential weapons through security, 67 people made it through with potential weapons
ThoR HammR when did this skit mention “Muslim?” And or they are Muslim? 🧐 NEVER, however the “Muslim” that wrote this post feels convicted??? Weird because you’ve just stereotyped your own religion 😂😂😂 as I was watching this SKIT I never once thought of them as Muslims (FYI)
I am a firm believer in the Seanbaby method of airplane safety: at the entrance to every plane, there is a chimpanzee that each passenger must fight using only their bare hands and two items from their luggage. That way, security immediately knows what the two most dangerous items from their luggage are, and if one guy goes into the fight holding a tube of toothpaste and a sneaker, then you can actually be reasonable in suspecting that there's something weird about that stuff.
Clearly these wily terries overlooked the overwhelming fact that the Rainbow Connection and polyurethane pistols are one hundred percent perfectly leguel
Triston Stickells Dude, I'm studying psychology. Are you depressed? Do you have antisocial personality disorder? Let's find the signs now before it's too late.
+Cringe Central Hm, well considering she's a girl (I'm assuming since "Sabrina") and probably heterosexual already, she'd appreciate heterosexual men wanting to fuck her, just like most girls on this planet
Jade Percival getting raped is never wanted. ever. obviously you are sexist shitbag for thinking that all females are flattered by a male finding them attractive, regardless of whom the male is, and seeing that many men will "fuck" anything with a vagina, it would not be a compliment wither way. rape is NEVER anything to wish upon somebody, and you failing to call out "Cringe Central" for saying that is encouraging him.
Cringe Central I hope you know that your wishes are very real in many places. Girls are being sentenced to rape as a punishment (see two girls, one 11 and one 15, getting sentenced to rape bc their brother eloped w a married woman). Your remark was neither funny nor witty, just a perfect example of how ignorant and juvenile you are. Please tell the adults in your low income household to send you to a nom government funded school, or at least have them educate you on what is not acceptable to say. Not because your remark was offensive to me, but because it is insensitive to rape victims on youtube and in general, dehumanizing them and disregarding their encounter.
Sabrina Naser Well you're obviously very passionate about a pointless TH-cam comment. And my comment wasn't meant to encourage him or rape in general, but I guess you read it the wrong way so I guess I'm sorry for that
Goddamn it. 2 years ago, I had thought I completed my conquest of viewing every Key and Peele youtube skit on ABBA's green earth, and now look, I've found not only 1, but THREE NEW SKITS!? What is this witchcraft?
Mansukii cause it's better then people being negative and butt hurt lol 😂 that's any race!!! the beauty of key and peele there funny 😄 so they were stating there not a butt hurt baby like you probably are 🤣🤣🤣everything isn't about one person!!!
I can tell that you're trying to make a joke, and to be honest it was funny, but I do recommend that you don't make claims like that on the Internet regardless.
Everybody knows the damage you can do with 3.5 ounces of liquid! The damage is incalcuable. XD I love Key and Peele, the sarcasm over TSA's stupid policies, only 4 inch scissors are allowed because they are safer than 5 inch scissors XD.
well you gotta put a limit somewhere, if it would be 5 inches than people would say they aint safer than 6. but nevermind i agree Key and Peele are hilarious :D
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@Rationality rules no isis and all these so called terror attacks is made by the west to make Islam look bad dude there lots of proof just like 9/11 was a setup
I worked for the TSA for a year and yeah, it was a pretty good job for what it was. If the people I worked with watched this vid, they wouldn't be offended, they'd find it hilarious. You guys gotta understand, TSA has a high turn over rate for a reason. We knew how stupid many of our policies were, but the one's you deal with at the checkpoints are the lowest in the food chain. In fact, the main reason so many things aren't allowed on planes is because of the Airlines, it's called liability. When I worked there, our storage areas were so full of tiny ass pocket knives that are FSD wanted to start allowing them in, but the Airlines refused. Why? Because if a passenger stabbed another passenger, the Airline could be liable for it. So it never came to be. Another thing many people don't know, politicians don't have to deal with the checkpoints, they get in through the exits using their congress/senate badges.
+buyerofsorts This sketch is from Key & Peele's Comedy Central show. I only mentioned MadTV because that's where I first saw them (as well as several other great comedians).
Keys way to change accents and characters are beyond me 😂🤣 I love them both ! I hope to be as talented as this once I’m done with my degree and get into actual working 🙏🏽
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I am a Muslim TSA agent and I find that I have to constantly search myself because there is something suspicious
😂
😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂
Mephistopheles 🤣🤣💀
Good one lol
Meanwhile Ironman builds his suit behind them
That's what I thought hahahha
Underrated comment
😂
That explains why he didn't get caught 😂.
😂😂😂😂
"It is like you're living in a.... here"
AbdelTube dude I was just at that point of the video and your comment seemed like a subtitle for a sec
what? correction: its like they are living in are heads
Yoooo! You watched the video?
@@a.b.c4069 1:38
Iraq
1:56 “The TSA act like they’re overweight, listless employees who don’t give a fuck, when in reality, they are an elite force of anti-terrorist commandos!” I was dying of laughter here! 😂
Re-ality
Taking the piss on a next level😆😆😆😂
Hahahaha it’s all a cover
This is too fucking hilarious 😂
Rekt
I love Key. He's so versatile. He's played a convincing woman, an arab, an indian, latino, white guy, and ofcourse black guy. What a talent.
Ya he looks indian Latino American white black brown only thing missing is Asian.. but ya who can look like everything.. one exception is quite acceptable.
+Vermilyea When did he play an indian and latino? Could you provide me a link. Thanks in advance.
why do you say asian and arab and latino as non color words but for african and european it has to be only colors (black and white)?
+Denise Delangeli Thank you. Will check those out.
+Deekillumination might itbe beacuse people with black and white skin colour live on several continents. so ha ha we asians triumphed over you. (pakistani)
keegan is just every race i swear
You literally just took the top comment and put it in your own words
Im sure he cant be chinese
Rocky jet Daguyen . Technically, yes. He played an Indian, since Indians in UK are called “Asians”, he passed as Chinese 😁.
@COO415 different
He said Chinese not Asian
@@damn7869 uk the top is different for others right (unless pinned)
they should so play this in airports to let passengers know about flight restrictions haha
That would be funny as hell lol😂🤣
That would be funny af but I can see some people saying it is racist
The_Shitposter everyone says everything is racist now a days
imagine when the video freezes at the first frame,with Osama’s face 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@Acc_-rh8tx i am offensive and i find this muslim
TH-cam choses today, 11th September 2021, to reccomend this to me.
youtube doesn't know what chill is
Oh damn that's just messed up. 😂😂
Helping you to never forget!
No it didn't this is 24 this post 2 years old do the math
@@GETMEAROPE well maybe when it becomes 3 years old, it’ll say that. In September.
"How could they know that a 5 inch blade is a deadly weapon and a 4 inch blade is no more than a child's play thing?"
My wife tells me tha same
Lol
2.36 inches, baby. Perfectly leagwel.
"They act as if they are listless overweight employees who dont give a f*ck. When in reality they are an elite force... of anti terrorists commandos!"
"Oh curse the brilliant TSA!" 🤣
@@prolly537 😂
That moment when you find a Key & Peele you haven’t watched.
That moment when you realize some people on the internet are truly uncultured. How have you not already seen all their stuff already? You probably haven't even seen the mexican standoff video that's on Rocket Jumps channel. Or, you haven't seen the few ERBs they participated in. Disgraceful. (Im joking of course, not everyone is able to discover everything on the internet, i get that.)
Theos Nah, watched them all.. probs not the old ones.
Flowers Lanza A very satisfying feeling.
That moment someone in the comment section is exactly like you
@@Theos. There's a first time for everything y'know?
“I dont wanna be the bearer of bad news”
“Then dont be”
HAHAHA
But no more Prada shoes
Then don’t
But you are
This Is Some Funny Shit! Hahaha 😅😄 I cant Stop Laughing😅
That was funny
The way they started singing after hearing the laptop bomb plan 🤣🤣🤣🤣
2:35
Imagine you’re hiking and accidentaly step into that cave
Sum1 Uknow luckily you don't need to imagine. There have been several hikers murdered by terrorists
Why would anyone go hiking in the Middle East? That’s more suicidal than normal hiking.
This isn't where I parked my car
Just run to the airport
Hiking in the middle of Iraq lmao
"We all know how much devastation we can wreak* with 3.5 ounces of liquid but the crafty TSA limited it to 3.4 ounces!" 😂
Had me dyin lmao
wreak*
I don't think the middle east uses ounces.
Incalculable!
These nuts were incalculable against your chin
"Kaleed, Kaleed, it's like you've been living in a...well...here."
I'm dying XD
Not that funny XD
+Ulysses M. "Well, that's just your opinion man." -Jeff Lebowski
+Karmagician hahahaahahahahahhhh
Isn't it Caliph?I thought it was
+Erik Heath No, they're saying "Khaleed". It's a very common Arab/Muslim name , you probably heard of DJ khaled right? , well it's the same name but pronounced differently.
As a former TSA agent, I approve of this skit! 😂
Glad you converted to the light side
Elite force of anti terrorism commandos! It’s more of the former! 😂
Yo which airport. I was SFO 2019-2020
Ehem 'former elite force of anti terrorism commando' you mean
@@MrRight-v2s as well as overweight XD
“Khalid, Khalid, it’s like you’ve been living in a, well, here..” 😂
Khalif* or khaliv*
Cave?
meow
@@ANYA.RIZALI pussy cave 😹🥳
@@vidyasagar5844 you don’t get that
*"Is there a version of the toothpaste bomb that comes in travel size?"* LOLOLOL
its like theyre in our heads 😤
rap game bob barker I saw your comment just as I got to that part😂
Not *that* funny.
So I laugh when I hear them say it and then I laugh even harder when I read comments of what they said 🤣🤣🤣
So funny how the best friend in Get Out was Rod, the TSA agent.
🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂😭
Yeah lmao I think he was tsa for a tribute to this or something else lmao
Hahaha yes! I thought this too.
Lmaoo
I will never get over "the damage is incalculable"
As someone who’s Arabic, I’m stupidly impressed by how Key n Peele pull off the ethnicity
@@jescruz5465 🤦♀️
Badass Unicorn Yeah, the skit is about afghans (taliban) and he mentioned arabic
@@jescruz5465 yea there is
@@jescruz5465 Arabs are semitic people. Afghans are a mix of Turkic and SE Asian. The only thing the two have in common is religion and use of Arabic script. Otherwise, culture is completely different.
@@jescruz5465 Absolutely. In Afghanistan, they don't speak Arabic and aren't Arab. Afghans tend be be ethnic Turks, Kurds and Persians (Farsi-speaking like Iran). Arabs are a distinct ethnic group, which are Semitic. Technically, anti-Semitic also applies to Arabs, although it's never used that way.
This is not even an insult to the Al-Qaeda, its for the TSA
lol wow u think so?
lol yes
Captain obvious here
actually not so obvious, judging by most of the comments here...
+Silver Koen
I guess you have a point
“It’s like living in a, well here” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂👌
1:38
🤣🤣🤣🤣Cave reference! Quite literally!
It's not well, it's a cave same like laden used to live
He literally looked up at the ceiling of the cave before finishing it with "well, here" :D :D
Any time I go on a plane, I think of this sketch and how safe we are with the TSA’s carefully measured restrictions based on gathered experience and nothing else.
I don't get it, we use metric system in india. Why would they have very specified quantity 3.4 ounces. Why not 3? It will be easier to measure.
@@noobbutsmart2326 Trust me when I say we don’t know either.
@@noobbutsmart2326 because 3.4 ounces is 100ml, which is a flat number
"We all know how much devastation we can wreak with 3.5 ounces of liquid. The crafty TSA have limited passengers to only 3.4 ounces. Do none of you have a _solution_?" Genius.
Why don't they just each bring 3.4 ounces of liquid?
We watched too
@@adambosin269 Thanks for that. Just pointing out the potential pun in the word 'solution'. Maybe it was obvious for you though, 1000 apologies.
@@BeaverChainsaw oh shit 😮
@@BeaverChainsaw no that's is not enough to cause devastation....lol...😆 🤣 😂. I guess the .1 is a big difference.
I made a bomb that detonates when my watch strikes 3:30, but the crafty TSA delayed my flight for further inspection!
Those crafty sons of devils
Hahahahaa
Wait so you just explode in the airport waiting
Those TSA motherbitches, sons of my bitch!
You made me click 3:30
LMFAO @1:36
".....Khalid, Khalid, it's like you've been living in a.........well, here." 😂 😂 😂
Gold
He was gonna say living under a rock
Alex Morales hahaha
😂🤣
hahahahahahahhaaahahahahha that z d perfect line
"Planes will rrrain down from the sky onto the infidels!" Makes me die every time 😆
The way he says infidels is so real
So do the planes.
Then the way he starts laughing...😂😂😂!
i made a bomb that detonates when i take off my belt, but the crafty tsa makes us take off the belt!!
***** Not anymore... Coming back from Vegas in May I took my belt off before going through the scanner. The TSA woman looks at me with a scowl and says "put your belt back on sir". I swear the TSA is just there to fuck with us.
K1LLSVV1TCH
they are usually lax in state if you are comming from out of state thay are more careful. and yes they are just their to fuck with us
Fools, the TSA aren't imbeciles, they are infidels. They know what we are up to, the crafty TSA are, indeed, elite anti-terrorist commandos. Do not underestimate them!
***** But if you took it off, wouldn't the bomb go off?
DAMIEN MILLS no shit
"...sneak in here for a second..."
Laughed hysterically.
lol
didn't get it
+Sahl Ebrahim
It's a small joke, but it was done well. The whole joke was that the group was in all agreement about the plan, but he knew the plan will not work. So he felt he wasn't in the conversation, saying "...sneak in here for a second...", is him barging into the conversation quietly though.
The reason it's funny is because they're supposed to be bloodthirsty savage extremist and he's saying something that usually prissy adolescent females say "sneak in here for a sec" lmao
Little things like that make a sketch more hilarious.
Looks like some terries are tryna get froggy
Ribbit. Ribbit
+Brendan K Then you best draxx... them... sklounst...
Chantz Kouveras YA I'll fireboard those motherjammers
I gave you the 69th like, you're all welcome
+Brendan K And IIII Gave you the 134th like ya bich
Plot twist: Everyone who didn't speak in these meetings is a TSA agent.
The tsa is so ineffective that when homeland security did a test and smuggled 70 potential weapons through security, 67 people made it through with potential weapons
But they were white.
Every dark person had a rubber glove inserted.
This isn’t TruTV
@@HanTian777 whats true tv? I just google searched this fact
Complexion for the protection. A white man in a suit can get away with anything, except fucking over other white men in suits.
But not a toothpaste bomb.
"Th-th-th-th-the-the-the damage is Incalculable!"
Heeellppp xD
ROFL
TSA is making sure these terries don't get froggy
Dank llama finally a good comment goddamn lol
they gone draxx them sclounst
@@FxBrour hypothetical them in the clavicle
Isabelle Langmuir I don’t think they have the heart or gumption
you do realize tsa actually never arrested even 1 terrorist
Key and Peele can play literally any race so perfectly, and no one has a problem with it.
later in the future the woke will claim it's disrespecting the people from middle east and putting racists stereotype on them
Someone ALWAYS has a problem. Luckily, thats not our problem!
They are poor at impressions of Africans.
It’s because they’re not white
@@owengg9157 true
I died when they stated clapping and celebrating 😂😂😂
ikr!!😂
Did you mean started if yes then ikr XD
😂🤣😂🤣 me too
Allah liked this
Hahaha... That's a funny one
"You know how much damage we could cause with 3.5 ounces of liquid?"
"Its Incalculable"
"They reduced it to 3.4 OUNCES"
LOLOLOLOL
Y does it says that that comment was 69 years ago
yellow jello ...
Veyd Sahvoz I just noticed it 🤦♂️
yellow jello Hehe
*How is your comment 69 years ago.*
I love how the entire video was making fun of the TSA
Me too, I showed this to my wife and she thought it was funny to even tho she's a TSA Agent.
+Luis Torres you do know the difference between to, too and two right?
Oops my bad devil dog. I should have put too.
It's fine and this is my dad's account so yeah he's the teuful hunden lol
The FBI already proved that the TSA had a 95% fail rate against real threats.
"Sneak in here for a second "
Haha, best part
The end really need to cut to a group of TSA telepaths reading their minds from Area 51
hahahahahaha yoou
Start writing!!
"I don't want to be the bearer of bad news..."
"Then don't be!"
😂😂💀
Yet you are
Lol this line kills me every time
😂😂😂👌
We watched too
Do you:
A: Fireboard those mother jammers
B: Hypothetical them in the clavicle
C: Draxx them sklounst
C
which one is that from
sounds like the premise for a full movie.
because with great power, comes great responsitrilitrance
Late to the party but its a trick question, the answer is D. All of the Above.
2:44 that celebration dance though.
The wiley and shrewd Key and Peele have finally taken their content back from Comedy Central.
At last.
ThoR HammR when did this skit mention “Muslim?” And or they are Muslim? 🧐 NEVER, however the “Muslim” that wrote this post feels convicted??? Weird because you’ve just stereotyped your own religion 😂😂😂 as I was watching this SKIT I never once thought of them as Muslims (FYI)
Good
Hell yeah
@Malcolm Woods no
I am a firm believer in the Seanbaby method of airplane safety: at the entrance to every plane, there is a chimpanzee that each passenger must fight using only their bare hands and two items from their luggage. That way, security immediately knows what the two most dangerous items from their luggage are, and if one guy goes into the fight holding a tube of toothpaste and a sneaker, then you can actually be reasonable in suspecting that there's something weird about that stuff.
w-w-w-what?
fucking genius
XD I'm picturing a bunch of people doing this and now I'm fucking crying 😂😂
lmao!!!!
and then i bring a gun, a knife and a bomb.....
draxx. them. sklounst.
Mallika Banerjee polyurethane
Mallika Banerjee marry me
Responsibikhuiikhyutrill
*Responsitrillitrantz
hypothetical them clavicles
The fact that they are all able to hold their laugh while acting out that scene is freaking genius. 👏🏼👏🏼🤯
we don't know how many takes it took to complete this scene. this four-minute skit could have been five hours of taping.
Cus it ain’t funny. White people humor is mild af.
Oh man this show was live!?
Everybody know the best way to defend yourself against Terrorists is to
Draxx
Them
Sklounst
Hypothetical them in the clavicle.
Just like... * skveet * * skveet *
All them terries trying to get froggy
+Mohammed Hamza draxx them sklounst
+Mohammed Hamza Bruh, its DEM SKLOUNST gitgud
+Mohammed Hamza *Draxxx...lem...sklounst
Man I wish some terries will try some froggy shit, I would draxx thlem sklauntz .
daniel hernandez Hylotttthhhhhetically.
I'd hypothetical them in the clavical
It's pronounced "sklounst".
They don't have the heart nor the gumption
I was the person who satisfied you by being the person who liked the 500th like 😁
I am a full-sized toothpaste canister and I find this offensive. My cousin was a travel-sized canister. Please take this down.
Do you have it in a 4.4 inch travel size canister with a no terrorist zone label on to it in brail?
chaosguygx I am a 6.7 inch canister. I have "No suspicious bombs in here" written in brail on the cap. Why?
Its not gonna happen dude, your just one person
Jack Hagar
*one toothpaste bottle
😂
2020 so serious, had to find a happy place here 😆 😆 😆
Khaleed, khaleed, it's like you've been living in a... well.. here... 😂
I was looking for this comment 😂😂😂😂😂 I was weak😂😂😂😂😂
Was looking for this one. Not disappointed 🤣🤣
Ronzon Shihab i assume “this” khaleed that almost burn us?
Clearly these wily terries overlooked the overwhelming fact that the Rainbow Connection and polyurethane pistols are one hundred percent perfectly leguel
ya gotsta be get ready fo when the terries get a little froggeh
***** draxx them sklounst
***** You don't even need weapons. You can just hypothetical them in the clavicle.
We gotta Draxx... Lem... Sclounst
+Sviatoslav I of Kiev With great power, comes great responsetilitrance.
What if they all brought 3.4L of liquid each...
ohhhhhh...good point
YEAH
+TheJumpyBean oz
+TheJumpyBean A group of Muslim males will look suspicious
Then get an entire family.
I like how random osama's potrait is just chilling in background
"Are you kidding me, Parvez"
Lmfaooo that's my uncles' name. I'm Muslim & I found this hilarious.
Triston Stickells Oi vey, somebody's fam didn't show them enough love...
prqurn no i just dont like muslims
Triston Stickells To each his own, I guess. Don't exactly know how I wronged you, but if it helps, we're all born to die anyways...
Triston Stickells Dude, I'm studying psychology. Are you depressed? Do you have antisocial personality disorder? Let's find the signs now before it's too late.
prqurn uhm. i dont speak english.
"Sn-Sn-Sneak in here for a second. I don't want to be the bearer of bad news". The face he made before saying that.. Priceless!! 😂😂
Sware lol
I'm an airplane and I found this very offensive
+Cringe Central Hahahahahaha
+Cringe Central Hm, well considering she's a girl (I'm assuming since "Sabrina") and probably heterosexual already, she'd appreciate heterosexual men wanting to fuck her, just like most girls on this planet
Jade Percival getting raped is never wanted. ever. obviously you are sexist shitbag for thinking that all females are flattered by a male finding them attractive, regardless of whom the male is, and seeing that many men will "fuck" anything with a vagina, it would not be a compliment wither way. rape is NEVER anything to wish upon somebody, and you failing to call out "Cringe Central" for saying that is encouraging him.
Cringe Central I hope you know that your wishes are very real in many places. Girls are being sentenced to rape as a punishment (see two girls, one 11 and one 15, getting sentenced to rape bc their brother eloped w a married woman). Your remark was neither funny nor witty, just a perfect example of how ignorant and juvenile you are. Please tell the adults in your low income household to send you to a nom government funded school, or at least have them educate you on what is not acceptable to say. Not because your remark was offensive to me, but because it is insensitive to rape victims on youtube and in general, dehumanizing them and disregarding their encounter.
Sabrina Naser Well you're obviously very passionate about a pointless TH-cam comment. And my comment wasn't meant to encourage him or rape in general, but I guess you read it the wrong way so I guess I'm sorry for that
3:22 "I can't believe these mothers of devils!" Lmao I'm stealing that one🤣🤣🤣🤣
TSA has been deleting comments on here 😂😂😂
“the the the damage is Incalculable”😂😂😂
🤣🤣
We gon drax them sklounst
Lil Guerri!!a yea wes gotsta git dem froggy terrys
Hypothetical on their clavicle
*squeak squeak squeak*
You gots to fireboard those motherjammers!
TripGuerri!!a lmfaooooo
😂😂😂😂
Goddamn it. 2 years ago, I had thought I completed my conquest of viewing every Key and Peele youtube skit on ABBA's green earth, and now look, I've found not only 1, but THREE NEW SKITS!? What is this witchcraft?
The level of effort the quality of the costumes and set pieces in these pieces is incredible
"It's like you've been living in a....well, here." lol
I am a Muslim
I'm from Egypt
and I found this video so funny
I laughed so hard
The video isn't making fun of Muslims or Egyptians, it's making fun of the TSA...
kan kan why does that even matter
Um ok and your telling us why?
Same here
Mansukii cause it's better then people being negative and butt hurt lol 😂 that's any race!!!
the beauty of key and peele there funny 😄 so they were stating there not a butt hurt baby like you probably are 🤣🤣🤣everything isn't about one person!!!
1:22 K-d-d-d damage is incalcualbol 😂
Key can actually pass for a Middle Eastern man. Or an Indian.
He’s ambiguously brown :)
He's 1 quarter black
He did play as Ghandi in ERB
Can he be an asian?
indians dont look like middle easterners
@@aria.e he can be a south asian like cambodian too
im tsa and i find this very offensive pleas take this video down at once
Your last name goes with your comment
Damian Batista my ancestors were bridge trolls and i find that very offensive.
i beleves u mr trollston cuz i 2 am tsa agant kk
Bladed
i am a proffesional speller and i find your comment very offensive
You're a pro speller and yet you didn't wrote please right
Hey can you please take this video down? I'm actually part of Al Qaeda and this is very offensive to me.
I can tell that you're trying to make a joke, and to be honest it was funny, but I do recommend that you don't make claims like that on the Internet regardless.
How so? They only took shots at the TSA. So even if you were in the Al CIA da it wouldn't be very offensive.
obvious troll is obvious, Said the guy with a muslim name!
seriously though don't feed the troll
The NSA has begun to monitor your activity now...
uofga1998 Yeah they just started 50 years ago D:
My headcanon is that Jordan Peele got so much backlash from the actual TSA about this skit that two years later, he wrote them as heroes in Get Out
2:51 "s.s..s. sneak in here for a second". I can only imagine someone using that line in one of those meetings in real life. Fucking hilarious.
"It's like you've been living in a..." *looks around the cave* "well here" XD
I am a 3.5 ounce bottle of liquid, and I find this video very offensive. Please take this down IMMEDIATELY.
Bwahahahaha!
Wouldn't they measure you in metric measurement, not customary?
amen
"It's like you've been living in a... Well here." Best line.
Couldn't they combine the 3.4 ounces of water to make 6.8 ounces
but they need 3.5 you dummy who carries a whole bottle for 0.1 ounce
and it isn't water, its "liquid"
quit thinking rationally
But they test the liquids, "THOSE DAM TSA"
machinagenex101
This video came out years ago and I still can’t stop watching it bro, it cracks me up every time
The part where they begin to dance in celebration is hillarious!!! 😂😂😂😂
Random shout at the airport inspection queue: "curse the brilliant TSA"
The greatest TSA recruitment ad ever.
"They act like they're listless, overweight employees who don't give a fuck." LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It's actually Al-CIA-da
so true
I'm glad they got it wrong, your name for it sounds terrible
E D G Y
D
G
Y
Who cares!
Its AL-KAI-DA
Yours is Alseada
I'm in a Key and Peele wormhole again. Someone pls hel... well actually they're funny so I'm going in deeper.
Just snap your charging cable in half. Then, you shall be free within a few hours.
They are always hilarious
@@pinkiepie1656 I'm on a PC... should I throw a magnet at my motherboard?
We're all here together lol
These guys can live in any country without facing racism.
Except for America
If they were fully caucasian your statement would be true.
@جوناثان it's a joke, considering they're from America lol
@{White Atriox} they meant with a little change of wardrobe they could match the native of almost most of the world except for europe and america
@Jay Theboss Key did the Asian accent alright in one of the skit! If you ask me he nailed the Indian accent
“I hate to be the bearer of bad news.”
“THEN DON’T BE IT!” 🤣🤣🤣
Everybody knows the damage you can do with 3.5 ounces of liquid! The damage is incalcuable.
XD I love Key and Peele, the sarcasm over TSA's stupid policies, only 4 inch scissors are allowed because they are safer than 5 inch scissors XD.
well you gotta put a limit somewhere, if it would be 5 inches than people would say they aint safer than 6. but nevermind i agree Key and Peele are hilarious :D
So have two people bring in two ounces each. That’s even over the limit.
This is probably me and my friends talking about the buffs and debuffs after a year of not playing the game
If you think this video is making fun of Muslims then you should go see a doctor.
i don't think doctor can help them..
they are making fun of tsa...
Dr. Kevorkian!
Rayniz604 exactly my thoughts hahahaha preach it cousin!
egoexertus232 i think this video is more making fun of the TSA anyway.
Comedic gold right here. Imagine Key/Peele with Chappelle on a few skits.
love that idea I thought about that aswel
This would be too epic to put in words.
The level of truth through comedy would be unbearable.
There ain't enough Depends in the world for that.
Look up one word: 'Terries'.
Keegan's accents are seriously amazing. They convince me everytime 😭 👏👏👏
He exceeds expectations and outgrows any damn character it's just impossible to contain the fact how good he is
It's the framed picture of Bin Laden on the wall in the back 💀
These damn 30 second ads with no skip
Mason Gibson oh no! 30 seconds of your life!! that's tragic.
Hate the no skip ads. I usually just refresh the page and most of the time it goes straight to the video.
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These damn videos after the 30 second ads with no skip.
The TSA are prepared for terries
They're sitting in the combat seat!
And there is the Algerian BRI it can take you in moments lol
Draxx. Them. Sklounst...... bounce, boogie and bump 👌
they are getting froggy... croakcroak croakcroak
@@Ropie3000 skreeeee skreeeee skreeeee glup glup glup glup Don't you just wish in your heart of hearts?!
The dislikes are from Al Qaeda members who was actually going to do this lol
Theres so auch thing as al qeda it was made up by america stop being lied to
Sitco Gaming I honestly can’t tell whether you’re joking or not
@Rationality rules no isis and all these so called terror attacks is made by the west to make Islam look bad dude there lots of proof just like 9/11 was a setup
@@Wisdom-zv6zq hahahahaha... What a great joke
@@x2vl0ee51 I'm not joking islam is not terrorists ur American gov who runs a P.E.D.O.P.H.L.L.E ring is
I love finding sketches i havent seen yet!!!! Like this one.
I worked for the TSA for a year and yeah, it was a pretty good job for what it was. If the people I worked with watched this vid, they wouldn't be offended, they'd find it hilarious. You guys gotta understand, TSA has a high turn over rate for a reason. We knew how stupid many of our policies were, but the one's you deal with at the checkpoints are the lowest in the food chain. In fact, the main reason so many things aren't allowed on planes is because of the Airlines, it's called liability. When I worked there, our storage areas were so full of tiny ass pocket knives that are FSD wanted to start allowing them in, but the Airlines refused. Why? Because if a passenger stabbed another passenger, the Airline could be liable for it. So it never came to be. Another thing many people don't know, politicians don't have to deal with the checkpoints, they get in through the exits using their congress/senate badges.
MadTV had a ridiculous amount of talent and was really ahead of its time. It reminds me so much of In Loving Color.
+Imran Khan I know they were both on mad tv but is this sketch from mad tv? Will Sasso and Michael Macdonald were both incredible.
+buyerofsorts This sketch is from Key & Peele's Comedy Central show. I only mentioned MadTV because that's where I first saw them (as well as several other great comedians).
im 15 and when i was 8 my mom showed me in living color, such a great show
Homie dont play dat
*Living.
+46.47 in the Morning How the hell did that comment last 2 months without anyone else catching that? Stupid phone keyboard...
Keys way to change accents and characters are beyond me 😂🤣 I love them both ! I hope to be as talented as this once I’m done with my degree and get into actual working 🙏🏽
TSA: where's the joke?