Jimmy Kimmel Explains Passive Aggressive Texts
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 6 ม.ค. 2016
- We all experience and even engage in passive-aggressive behavior. But thanks to the way we use technology now, there’s a new way to be passive-aggressive: the passive-aggressive text message. Jimmy walks us through some examples of this subtly rude communication tool.
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Jimmy Kimmel Explains Passive Aggressive Texts
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I used to use proper punctuation in all of my texts... everyone assumed I hated them
Draconfound I know right. You have to be overly dramatic or expressive (e.g. Use emojis) for most people to know that you're not being passive aggressive or something. It's annoying. Doesn't proper punctuation mean anything anymore? Not in text messages, it seems...
Draconfound looool, same...
Draconfound Me too. Now I only punctuate in between sentences or when there is a ?, !, or ...
Ha.
What may be considered proper in school, is not proper it text messages. In texting there's a set of totally separate rules.
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Us: K
Ha.
Yup.
Sure.
yup.
+Doupik Me: Sure!
"Never ever use your phone to make a call. Nobody likes that anymore."
TRUE! 😂😂😂
Ha.
funny.
+Moon Gaming hmm.
+Moon Gaming K.
Yep.
+Queen_ Jlo503 of course
I never use the period because I feel like a mean person if I do LOL
demeko96 same lol
I always like ending my statement with three periods, people always think I'm giving them attitude lol
-Hey, can you come over?
-Yeah sure...
lostboynotfound It feels like you're sad actually
melanielandon96 Same.
Ha
most passive aggressive text? NOT REPLYING.
92pinks Especially having read it and not replied.
Yup
I never use punctuation in single liners.
+ihurricane7 k
+Ragnar Lothbrok yup
Ha.
+ihurricane7 Sure.
+ihurricane7 But... you just did...
You can't get more passive-aggressive than a smiley face.
-I told Dave to come to dinner tonight.
- :)
- Could you get some milk?
_ :)
-- I love you
- :)
+Laura Ortiz ( *
: {
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Happens all the time in dota when someone dies of a ridiculous reason and their response is :) to show how much they are pissed at the game
+Robert Paulson Haha, all the russians types )))) instead, btw I thought it would be impossible to find another dota player on this channel, haha.
hahahahahhaha
Worse
-I told Dave to come to dinner tonight.
-ah k
-Could you get some milk?
-ya
-I love you
-hmm
My favourite emoji for passive aggressiveness: 🙂
That’s such a good one 🙃
k 😐
Sure🙂
Hmm :v
why be passive aggressive though 😭
just adding a period is super passive aggressive
But ... punctuation :(
Barkot Zemichael ok..
Macey Clarke Yup.
.
Barkot Zemichael adding a period to a one word reply like okay, no, yup, etc, is passive aggressive
I use "Yup" all the time but never in a passive aggressive way.
+Joshua Walker Yup.
+OptimistHunter Reel Me too! :O
+OptimistHunter Reel K
Yup is so much less passive aggressive than "Yup."
+anthony But I don't think its more passive aggressive than k.
Worse than yup would be "fine."
Matthew Hurlbut or I guess...
I swear jimmy is like hi guys and everyone's laughing like OMG HAHAHHAHAAHAHAH SOO FUNNYYY OMGGGGHAHAHAAAHAHAH
K
Ha.
Lps Retu petshops I see what you did there 😏
:P
canned laughter.
am i the only one still sending smoke signals?
Yup
+yung trolnah Did you et my signal?
+Yo Mama It was past dark so nope.
lmao
+yung trol no the Vatican does that too
Americans call it a period. The British call it a full stop
We aren't afraid of a little blood.
+Butt Toucher omg😂
Nikki Ani ohh that's why I don't get when people make a point and say period in the end I'm just like whaaa??
And I call it Dot
+Kitty Cake same
Too relatable.
k
Ha! Yup.
Yup
Ha. Yup
Of course it is!
"Never use your phone to make a call".....lol....so true
+Danielle M Haha, I hate calling people.
+Danielle M k
Then just get a tablet!
Speak for yourself lol
"nobody likes that anymore"
My passive aggressive go to is "Fine."
If I'm really upset I may put "...fine." That way, it adds a pause to show my discontent.
K
Yup.
Mine is aight
ok...
SAME!!
Why don't people like talking on the phone anymore? I don't like texting because there can be a lot of miscommunication and talking to an actual person is more fun but that's just me
+Tim Dev (Dude. Sweet.) k
+ill vanilla u're weird!
+ill vanilla Because talking on the phone interrupts me and keeps me from doing what I'm currently doing. When a text message comes in, I can ignore it until I'm done with my work and have time for it. I hesitate to call people because I don't want to interrupt them.
+JoeMyGosh nah, i'm sure they're like oh great this kid is calling me again...i'm busy!...
***** talk on the phone with me
This feels like your dad trying to explain "selfies" to you... it's just plain wrong 😂 😂
***** lmnop
WhateverIsTrueASMR Yup.
lol, when I am a bit ticked off, I used the multiple full stops. For example;
Person: "Can you please get me some milk on the way home?"
Me: "Sure......."
+hasher22 haha same. It's like ... gives them time to contemplate why they asked you that, and time to reconsider and offer themselves, or be extra grateful.
I hate it when people do that, I actually stop being friends with people who do that because it annoys me so much lol
I hate people who always write .........
One technique I like to use is the "Passive Aggressive Text Resend." If I text someone a question and they don't respond, I copy the previous message and resend it. It works like a charm :D
😂🤣😂
copy the previous message? u mean u ask them the question again..? i didn't get you
@@elite7585 it’s rly not that confusing like at all
@@Lmvtthivz what is it? i still don't get it
@@elite7585 I think yes
I might be one of the few people that prefers calling than texting
+icthruwalls nope me too. Actually there are way to many conversations going on with txt - and I feel texting is not so reliable. I prefer calling aswell.
it's depend on the person & the time. sometimes I'm not in the mood to talk but texting is fine in other times I wanna have long conversation & texting is not helpful for that.
Well you both have your points. But sometimes when it's a real conversation, not just making appointments and getting/giving updates I find texting frustrating. Especially if there is a time difference of 12 hrs. Two of my best friends live in Australia and I am in Germany. I'd rather have a Skype date on the weekend than conversation in 12 hrs rhythm.
Some people just don't like talking at all, like myself. But what's worse is when you are texting and they don't text back. I might as well talk to them on the phone and get the conversation over with quicker, ha ha
haha vice versa, in the end the same thing though. I just get annoyed hat having too many conversations going at the same time, sometimes 20, plus all the mails etc. It's just is more time consuming going back and forht for things that can be cleared within 1 minute phone call.. I do enjoy texting with my friend far away - as long as they don't want a full deep conversation about their wedding plans, cause I got people sitting in front of me. Then I'd rather have a skype or phone date.
It's kinda sad how accurate this is, it's also sad that "passive aggressive texting" is a thing
Oh man, the mistakes i've done...i hope no one reads my texts using this as a guide.
I know what you mean...
k
People need to get over it, we all communicate differently, I try to assume the best but maybe thats why I use periods and don't have any friends
Same...
I hate hate hate talking on the phone. Glad he included that at the end.
I totally get it, and it’s fascinating for example the difference between “yep” and “yup”. I’m not even a native english speaker, but I understand that “yup” has an unhappy subtext to it. But I can't explain why! It might be that E is a happy letter and U is a sad one.
Juan it's weird cause I only ever use yep so I end up being passive aggressive with yep as well lol
Nothing wrong with yup in my book.
Juan I use it all the time and not in a passive aggressive way I feel bad now
Juan fhhrhehhdhhdbdfhf for f dvd. F he. Dhhhhhhhhhhfhyrhrhmngurhhrhfh
This is so much more entertaining than watching Fallon smirk and fake laugh his way thru an interview
+Michael Boles hahaha He really is a total untalented bore isn't he.
How about "Can you pick up some milk on the way home PLEASE?" ;)
So you're saying: "Hey why don't you buy enough milk to support me on my days off? So now you need to pick up some more on the way home." is not an appropriate comment?
K
damn i had no idea about yup
K
With me if I text "k" everything is good and well, if I text "next time I see you I'm going to beat you up because I hate you" it means things are not so good between us
K
You sir made my day
Now that I can understand
That’s so indirect though..
If I have seen this video a couple years sooner, my life could have been drastically different.
Haha, this is so relatable. I had to change the way I text because I used to use “ok.” as a quick, affirmative acknowledgement when I was busy or if I just felt that a text didn’t require any more than that. Then I found out that my boyfriend never really knew how to take it and he felt that it made me sound annoyed or like it was the equivalent of “fine”, so now he gets a thumbs-up emoji and all is right with the world.
One of the very few videos of Jimmy kimmle that actually made me laugh out loud👏🏼👏🏼
Relationship is so next level
Jimmy's punchline about phone calls being annoying nowadays was perfect, haha!
I've been in bed for 3 hours watching all his videos it's 3am and I have school tomorrow 😥
I just use "no" or in some cases, "lmao no."
This is brilliant! We ALL need to learn about this. Ignorance is no excuse.
k, jimmy.
Ha.
lol adults and kids clearly text differently... i disagreed with like all of his explanations
Courtney Mesona I agreed with every single on them ... guess that's because I'm underage?
Courtney Mesona same, and he missed the obvious one "fine"
Yeah
How about: "Naaah..." 😂
THIS CHANGES EVERYTHING
"Haha." with a period, vs "Haha" no period is a tragedy as well
doesn't get more passive aggressive than this
BF: Can I go out with the guys tonight?
GF: Have fun!
vs
BF: Can I go out with the guys tonight?
GF: Have fun.
Shada Thykandy Yup. Lol
Using puntuation isn't passive aggressive, stop it?
!*
You forgot about "..." at the end of the message!
2:40 "if they did you would fight them"
im dying.
That yup and yep is so truuueeeeeeee 😂
lol means it's kind of funny but I'm not actually laughing. Lmao means I actually laughed a little upon reading the text.
Or "yeah....." or "OK........."
sooo in point
Spot on!
Parents listen up!
Ha
Just use emoji instead 🙃
This is SO true!
OMG that last part is so true LOL.
I think when someone says Ya instead of Yeah or Love you to. Instead of I love you too. Is the worse lol
Nicholas Stevens I wouldn't say ya is too bad, Just" you too "would be
I don't agree with yup being passive aggressive at all. To me it's easy going
Jimmy has the best segments
Hilarious! I love your videos
I love his beard
K
This is so trueee!
LOL so true! That's why I always use smileys and exclamation points, and end my sentences with an 'lol' ahaha. I hate passive-aggressive looking texts lol
k. is the worst text u can receive
"Ha" literarily means Yes in my native language( Somalian)!!!!😅
Aragsan Osman l[lol so true. 😂
Thank you for this PSA
Yup? Yep
i *never* say yep lol.
I put "k" all the time and mean that it's actually ok
maybe you should stop being a f*****g douche!
+Chelsie D lmao sorry sorry I couldn't help myself but reply with the most ridiculously rude out of nowhere interjection haha (gave myself a laugh at least : p )
do you know me? nope, didn't think so! K!
as a general rule "k" is very lazy and interpreted as "this person doesn't care enough to give a thoughtful response". Regardless if they tell you or not it almost for sure will annoy whoever you send it to.
so your calling me lazy because I send "k"? I work 80 hours a week, at 2 jobs. Take care of and drive my blind husband 2 hours 1 way each week to his doctors appointments. Have to take care of my entire house and pay all the bills by myself because my husband can't. Yet I'm lazy? Really? Do you know me?
passive aggressive (definition): “🙂”
I always use periods in my messages without meaning anything by it except just finishing a sentence, but my friends always think that I'm mad at them when I do. 😂
I use 'k' and 'yup' all the time, and I never use exclamation marks. Also, one of my personal favourites, 'ye'.
YEEEEEE
+DerpNinja no
Just know that everyone hates you
Lootroq I know; my mom reminds me of that every time I wake up.
+Inklan Utterfield This comment chain got really edgy
I say yep and yup all the time. It's when I'm being my most friendly towards someone. If anyone tends to read into texts messages this deeply I would suggest just picking up the phone and calling them
This is so true!
So accurate 😂😂😂.
reaction to this whole video
ha
K.
Ha. You’re so funny Jimmy.
😂😂😂
nailed it!
People are wayyyyyyyyyyy too sensitive
K
So true!!
LOL, so true Jimmy
old man yells at cloud
what about: "kk"
I think kk is happy
ijsiris what about: "kkk"
Very true!
My neck hurts from shaking it so much in agreement 😝
this monologue would have been much funnier, if it had been delivered by Ellen Degeneres.
Give me your address girls I'll send you letters.
163 Beauford Lane North Los Angeles CA
+Dragon GeeGee i mean why not? they seem like a trustworthy individual
***** I looked it up..it doesn't exist.
Auja Pal this one is very real hahah.
oh yeah
I have a lot of friends that need to watch this video.
Class this haha
this is so true
Yup, tx for your lesson
Now I learned something new today
I never thought about it that way haha
This is just like in comedy skits but maybe he's trying to make this universal
my favorite passive aggressive emojis: 😊😃🙂🙃😶
OMG!! This is so trrrrrruuuue!! 😂😂
He was right on! 😂
That is so true.