Top 7 Most Expensive Items In Stardew Valley

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  • What are the 7 most expensive things in Stardew Valley and are they worth it? Today we take a look at this question and I guide you through what they are and if they really are worth the time and trouble. A thorough review of the items with my commentary as always. Enjoy the walkthrough!
    1. Gold Clock
    2. Return Scepter
    3. Earth Obelisk
    4. Water Obelisk
    5. Statue of Endless Fortune
    6. Cellar
    7. Divorce
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  • @LovesMuzak101
    @LovesMuzak101 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1781

    You forgot the most expensive thing in the game!!! Pam's bar tab!!!

  • @pyril
    @pyril 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4310

    "Look what's at the beach today"! *walks past 20 statues of endless fortune and picks up clam*

    • @pyromasteralex
      @pyromasteralex 6 ปีที่แล้ว +257

      The gold pussy is just for show, the clams are where the moneys at.

    • @ethanvalentine6141
      @ethanvalentine6141 6 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      pyro master alex exactly, the statues are red herrings

    • @nnelg8139
      @nnelg8139 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Also ignoring fishing entirely.

    • @TemFlower
      @TemFlower 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lol that’s me

    • @universaljoyconboyz4ever161
      @universaljoyconboyz4ever161 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      My favorite thing divorce

  • @monkeymh8568
    @monkeymh8568 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1944

    "The town's local drug dealer, Krobus, he's a little black fellow."
    Bro I'm literally laughing my ass off from that

    • @diamondknight67
      @diamondknight67 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      THIS MAN NEEDS A TRANSPLANT LETS USE KROBUS ITS HIS FAULT ANYWAYS (I know this is a joke)

    • @krobus135
      @krobus135 3 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      I always get my drugs from him

    • @redacted8418
      @redacted8418 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      *@Krobus* oh hey there Krobus

    • @krobus135
      @krobus135 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@redacted8418 Hello

    • @KGuy00700
      @KGuy00700 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      And I’m producing 100x the amount of an atomic bombs power in farts.

  • @kemikewa1525
    @kemikewa1525 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1931

    Honorable Mention: Spending a Prismatic Shard for Children Removal Services

    • @Evil12monks
      @Evil12monks 5 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      LoL I didn't realize that got rid of the kids. I gave a prismatic shared not knowing what it did.

    • @shala_shashka
      @shala_shashka 5 ปีที่แล้ว +118

      Michael Walker you WHAT

    • @prodrigon5156
      @prodrigon5156 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@Evil12monks Lol

    • @felyciaed266
      @felyciaed266 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @King Kyndall your*

    • @fukkthisnewupdate8882
      @fukkthisnewupdate8882 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      King Kyndall he didn't kill them, he just turned them into doves.

  • @yakojjy
    @yakojjy 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2722

    I'm sorry but I disagree. 10 Million gold for not having to repair all your stupid fences is totally worth it.

    • @CompOfHall
      @CompOfHall 6 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      Why do you have so many fences?

    • @DemonVermin
      @DemonVermin 6 ปีที่แล้ว +328

      William Wyatt Earnshaw
      Aesthetics

    • @hazypastgamer451
      @hazypastgamer451 5 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      @@ayaku2253 weird flex but ok

    • @whotookmypuddingcup4131
      @whotookmypuddingcup4131 5 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      @@ayaku2253 WHAT WAS THAT?!

    • @refinedwrath9030
      @refinedwrath9030 5 ปีที่แล้ว +95

      @@ayaku2253 you just wrote a crossover fanfic.

  • @michaelsanchez2335
    @michaelsanchez2335 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3192

    The moment you realize he is in year 107

    • @Dizzeke
      @Dizzeke 5 ปีที่แล้ว +272

      he uses save editors, he cheats stuff into the game. he didnt play for 100 years. I have a farm with 13 hours of total play time in year 50 lmao

    • @elwin2339
      @elwin2339 5 ปีที่แล้ว +208

      Oomomo how did you possibly get to year 50 in 13 hours

    • @ilost3947
      @ilost3947 5 ปีที่แล้ว +220

      Sleep only for 13 hours

    • @ilost3947
      @ilost3947 5 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Pro

    • @keunkkum3168
      @keunkkum3168 5 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      Oomomo I'm on year 3 and 30 hours of gameplay

  • @leslaychandel8334
    @leslaychandel8334 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1308

    You know what obelisk I'd like, a desert obelisk. That would be a useful obelisk.

    • @SA-xl1tk
      @SA-xl1tk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +253

      now we have it

    • @clarkefranco7605
      @clarkefranco7605 4 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      Your wish is my command

    • @Vaughalbyakh
      @Vaughalbyakh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      No more pam

    • @vamp4737
      @vamp4737 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Guess What!

    • @Nina-ko5tc
      @Nina-ko5tc 4 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      I come from the future and we now have a desert obelisk

  • @JaneDoe-qz9zm
    @JaneDoe-qz9zm 6 ปีที่แล้ว +506

    I agree. The clock should have a checklist for the items you want and don’t want to spawn on the farm. That would be great to have.

    • @homerburns40
      @homerburns40 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Still not 10 mil great

    • @xyellowcoffeexfatrat7923
      @xyellowcoffeexfatrat7923 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      And you should be able to let the junimo play with it if you have thw junimo hut!

    • @kittyyy_art
      @kittyyy_art 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@xyellowcoffeexfatrat7923 omg that'd be so adorable💕

  • @banazir8645
    @banazir8645 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1091

    IMO, you missed the main use of the Gold Clock, which is keeping you from having to constantly repair your fences. If you have a lot of pastures or are using fences for aesthetic reasons, especially if you prefer the appearance of the lower-quality fences (e.g. stone fences), the Gold Clock can be very convenient. It's basically for very-late-game players who have a nice-looking farm and want to keep it that way with minimal maintenance.

    • @Piotrl3108
      @Piotrl3108 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Banazir864 9:35 gold clock

    • @neferacronia6798
      @neferacronia6798 6 ปีที่แล้ว +128

      chomik XD They didn't say he forgot the clock, they said he overlooked it's true potential. The weeds and sticks thing is nice but its best use is maintaining the aesthetic of a farms fences

    • @Piotrl3108
      @Piotrl3108 6 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Nefera Cronia sorry my mistake, im not very good in english

    • @darkarchon1103
      @darkarchon1103 6 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      yeah and tbh i think the clock is pretty useful, i hated mining the rocks and stuff lategame when i played, scything grass is super easy, and not that tedious

    • @LuizAlexPhoenix
      @LuizAlexPhoenix 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Yeah, pretty much. I just really like the stone fence. So, having it permanent is rather useful. Plus, with the fences, grass can't grow unchecked.

  • @vortexofrainbows8262
    @vortexofrainbows8262 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2875

    $1 clock vs $10000000 clock, find out now on today's buzzfeed video.

    • @randyburczyk4542
      @randyburczyk4542 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      No it was not!!!

    • @rileytran1040
      @rileytran1040 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Randy Burczyk it was a joke

    • @totalyhuman_
      @totalyhuman_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Randy Burczyk r/woooooooosshhh

    • @Lili-li1kt
      @Lili-li1kt 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Randy Burczyk r/woosh

    • @dio8569
      @dio8569 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Randy Burczyk r/wooooooosh

  • @raspberryjam3724
    @raspberryjam3724 4 ปีที่แล้ว +314

    "By the time you're married, you probably have a lot of money and a pretty good farm going."
    Me, married to Emily with one small coop, a silo, and like 20 crops: *cries*

    • @mumpy_gamey4314
      @mumpy_gamey4314 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      the best way to make money is make ancient fruit wine it sell for 2500 each!! i have 782mil and i have all the obelisks and gold clock

    • @mumpy_gamey4314
      @mumpy_gamey4314 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @just my name guusje 👁👄👁 ✔ just put ancient fruit into a keg and wait 7 days and it will turn into wine

    • @mumpy_gamey4314
      @mumpy_gamey4314 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      hope u have a great time making money

    • @woooooooooooooooooooooooo
      @woooooooooooooooooooooooo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      **Me, married to Penny with no animals, struggling with having more than ~1000:** _big sigh_

    • @imoutodaisuki
      @imoutodaisuki 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@mumpy_gamey4314 ancient fruit wine is so profitable. But the grinding is so tedious. I have to dedicate three full days to harvest the ancient fruits, collect wine from kegs, and refill the kegs. Or maybe I just built too much shed full of kegs lol.

  • @SpeedyWeedyYT
    @SpeedyWeedyYT 4 ปีที่แล้ว +286

    Honestly just buy these when your making tons of money.
    I bought my obelisks when I was making 30,000-50,000 a day.
    I think the desert obelisk is worth it because you can just go to the skull cavern immediately and you don’t have to talk to Pam at 10:20 am.

    • @SoulDuckling126
      @SoulDuckling126 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      The desert yes, others "near town" obelisk no

    • @FrosWorthy
      @FrosWorthy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@SoulDuckling126 where can you buy dessert obelisk?

    • @xronann
      @xronann 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@FrosWorthy wizards tower after you do the goblin slayer quest.

    • @FrosWorthy
      @FrosWorthy 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@xronann u mean get the ink? that was sand obelisk and earth obelisk

    • @xronann
      @xronann 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@FrosWorthy you get everything after you finish the whole witch goblin quest.

  • @vickim1319
    @vickim1319 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1594

    Here’s the town drug dealer A L I T T L E B L A C K F E L L O W

  • @pinecone2214
    @pinecone2214 6 ปีที่แล้ว +182

    Earth obylisk is even less worth it because remember, you probably have the minecarts at this point. It isn't much shorter than traveling from the bus stop to the mines

    • @pinecone2214
      @pinecone2214 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@graham1158 I would just like to point out this comment was made 3 years ago :P I haven't played the game in atleast a year lol

    • @artur6912
      @artur6912 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@pinecone2214 Your comment still valid. The beach obelisk at least has some legitimate use, but the earth obelisk is still pretty useless thanks to the mine carts.

  • @smolglitch
    @smolglitch 4 ปีที่แล้ว +361

    Me: *puts the beach obelisk at the beach*

    • @mrsarmale2504
      @mrsarmale2504 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      BIG BRAIN

    • @chloeyun3415
      @chloeyun3415 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      deep

    • @_novalight
      @_novalight 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Plot twist- it will teleport you back into the farm

    • @smolglitch
      @smolglitch 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@_novalight **distant megalovania**

    • @bocahcilik3044
      @bocahcilik3044 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Do you know the item codes for return scepter?

  • @kaitlynblack56
    @kaitlynblack56 6 ปีที่แล้ว +334

    The best way to get earth crystals is to put it in a crystalarium. It goes by really fast because it only takes about 13 hours to get. (:

    • @user-un8jx8yo7z
      @user-un8jx8yo7z 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Kaitlyn Black but he said it only took him two hours in the mine to get the crystals. Why would someone want to spend 13 hours instead of two. Unless you mean 13 hours game time.

    • @thomaspluijm4396
      @thomaspluijm4396 6 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      He probably means ingame time cause even diamond doesn't take that long(irl time) and i believe diamond is rarer than earth crystals.

    • @Syrianlove678
      @Syrianlove678 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yeah my brain won't remember to cheack on that every 13 hours

    • @benjyharris1244
      @benjyharris1244 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Syrianlove678 I have a cask and crystalarium in my house next to my bed, with the stuff i`m to copying and the stuff i`m brewing for alcohol. Some people have it next to there sheds, but I put mine in the house so I know which is ready for when I wake up (: hope this helps (:
      If your doing for example 1 shed with starfruit booze and the other for acient fruit then have x2 casks in the house. So then you know which is ready and which isn`t (: make sure you put a sign outside just in case you forget :D

  • @ArcadeStunfisk
    @ArcadeStunfisk 6 ปีที่แล้ว +644

    "Is it worth buying the gold clock? Absolutely not." What's the point of having all that money if you don't spend it though? Like, genuine question, what are you using your money for at end game, other than seeds?? Aren't the huge money sinks there to give your money-making some kind of purpose?

    • @Etsa
      @Etsa 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Use a controller.

    • @TheRAMBO9191
      @TheRAMBO9191 6 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      a man of culture hahhhhhahahhahahahahahhahabahahahahahahahahxDxD this was fucking great to read JESUS CHRIST xD x'D

    • @willelias3295
      @willelias3295 6 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      a man of culture you know there is a button on n your inventory to check the community center, right?

    • @willelias3295
      @willelias3295 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Stunfisk ten statues of endless fortune?

    • @ayaku2253
      @ayaku2253 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      1st Place in underrated comments in the history of everything. a man of culture to the stage, give this man a prize, jaysus did I laugh ^^ Well done sir.

  • @marshwalker7217
    @marshwalker7217 6 ปีที่แล้ว +668

    Did they massively nerf the earth crystals? I used to find them all the time while mining.

    • @somedude140
      @somedude140 6 ปีที่แล้ว +204

      Nope, I played this game on the switch and found plenty of earth crystals too. No idea why he thinks they're rare.

    • @someoneelse5005
      @someoneelse5005 6 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      I have a stack of 280 earth crystals in my mineral chest
      compared to that I have only 75 diamonds and you can get a shitload of them

    • @gebdemedici
      @gebdemedici 6 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      It's because it only appears on upper levels of the mine.

    • @Kurachi84
      @Kurachi84 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      lets see, comment 11 months old, me still finding earth crystals like digletts... i mean duggies
      .... nope, not rare
      as a matter of fact, i'll be doing the upper levels soon, so i can break rocks for maxing mining, yay!!

    • @holdit9627
      @holdit9627 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Omg he was joking, same with the clams and coral

  • @kovacszsolt6005
    @kovacszsolt6005 6 ปีที่แล้ว +152

    Gold Clock is very useful for people who play to build a nice farm and not grind for efficiency.
    Fences not decaying means you can use wooden fences too more liberally for decorative purposes wthout having to constantly repair/replace them.
    You can finay build a nice looking farm without it falling apart by itself!

    • @LordofFullmetal
      @LordofFullmetal 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Constantly? I'm in year four and I've only replaced them once or twice. They don't degrade that quickly considering they're the weakest fences in the whole game.

    • @druid_the_lizard_wizard
      @druid_the_lizard_wizard 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Normal wood fences and stuff do decay quickly but I have had hardwood fences for like two-three years (in game) and they haven't broken once. (Although my gates broke somehow?)

    • @peteblue8828
      @peteblue8828 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      You're spouse will fix them

    • @JesterMereel
      @JesterMereel 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      It's useful, but for 10M it should have more features that involve manipulating your crops or even extending seasons.

  • @booombasa
    @booombasa 6 ปีที่แล้ว +452

    Year 107.
    Stardew Valley; Dead man walking

    • @Hoggaththegreat
      @Hoggaththegreat 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      booombasa WR

    • @jona7164
      @jona7164 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Its very weird that the kids are still kids and that the old mans still living XD

  • @Chino-Kafu
    @Chino-Kafu 6 ปีที่แล้ว +227

    A item to slow down time would be nice

    • @slylune
      @slylune 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      That would be

    • @sharkiplier3735
      @sharkiplier3735 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@slylune s w e l l

    • @call_me_mado5987
      @call_me_mado5987 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      it exists and its called a black hole, sadly you can't craft it in the game , not to mention it would also kill you lol

  • @ultris07
    @ultris07 6 ปีที่แล้ว +158

    Lol "The actual feature of the gold clock, I feel they missed".
    Uh, what you don't want grass or trees?
    Personally I think the Gold Clock's features got nailed.
    I can deal with trees and grass, but weeds, rocks, and branches are ducking annoying.

    • @JesterMereel
      @JesterMereel 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      You're cherrypicking his point. He wanted the clock to be more impactful as late game items like that should be making your farm even easier to manage. The idea he mentioned about being able to customize when your crops are ready for harvest was actually more intuitive than just keeping rocks and sticks off the ground.

    • @miranda9391
      @miranda9391 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Would be cool if, since it's a clock, it took away the 2am curfew and let you stay up later or even all night!

  • @unicetan2474
    @unicetan2474 5 ปีที่แล้ว +100

    I think everybody in the comments section missed the sarcasm on the earth crystals...

    • @YourPalMal23
      @YourPalMal23 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      I mean to be fair he always sounds sarcastic xD

    • @fishkittywhiskers5433
      @fishkittywhiskers5433 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@YourPalMal23 yeah its hard to tell sometimes when he's being serious

  • @majorblues1128
    @majorblues1128 6 ปีที่แล้ว +85

    I can see the clock having some use for players that care about aesthetics and want to build an eye-pleasing farm without worrying about fences decaying.

  • @arch_volatile6462
    @arch_volatile6462 5 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    I think it would be cool if the golden clock made time a bit slower!

  • @lilathompson9839
    @lilathompson9839 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Where tf was that golden kitty statue when I was trying to shower Elliot in lobsters 😂😂

  • @arandomguy8352
    @arandomguy8352 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    Dangerouslyfunny: ten most expensive items
    My ancient fruit greenhouse: that's cute

    • @ThatSaltyBread
      @ThatSaltyBread 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      My coffee empire

    • @ionxAqxclan
      @ionxAqxclan 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      how much do you make in a day because i am waiting for the final seeds to grow so i finish it

    • @than_487
      @than_487 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@ionxAqxclan did you figure it out by now? If not, I can tell you, I personally make around 60k a week (I believe, I'll check, I'll add in an edit if it's not that amount) from them.
      I checked on a modded farm (same layout for greenhouse), however it has a better sprinkler layout and got me to 82k. Therefore depending on the layout, its gonna be around there.
      Also to add, mine are all in random qualities, nothing more, just how I planted them.

    • @ionxAqxclan
      @ionxAqxclan 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@than_487
      i think i make like a million per week cuz my whole ginger island farm is filled with ancient fruit and all are in kegs

    • @than_487
      @than_487 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ionxAqxclan oh, I wasnt accounting for kegs and I havent visited ginger island yet...but hell yeah!

  • @lasrohapanjaitan2914
    @lasrohapanjaitan2914 6 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    The way he threw all those gem to the pond really shows how late game is this save already. It's basically worthless to him by now

  • @craberrations
    @craberrations 6 ปีที่แล้ว +498

    I have a Switch & Stardew Valley.
    Won't stop me from getting the Switch Version.

    • @amused7928
      @amused7928 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      The switch doesnt have enough games

    • @m.oudekerk63
      @m.oudekerk63 6 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      i got DOOM on pc and Skyrimon pc...and skyrim deluxe edition on PC...and kyrim on PS3... but that won't stop me from getting them again on switch!

    • @mintstasteslikefresh3461
      @mintstasteslikefresh3461 6 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Cmd56000 really it's already got lots of games, and keep in mind it hasn't even been out a years the games are really good as well

    • @FatBatMan122
      @FatBatMan122 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lol, SAME

    • @weirdo346
      @weirdo346 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      the eshop is actually past 200 games now

  • @queequeg0323
    @queequeg0323 6 ปีที่แล้ว +230

    So, Stardew Valley is coming out on the Switch on the Harvest Moon. Coincidence?

    • @elon6131
      @elon6131 6 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      queequeg0323 i think not!

    • @hjalteleth
      @hjalteleth 6 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Concerned ape was inspired to make stardew valley by harvest moon

  • @mcspider4111
    @mcspider4111 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    I’m sure the furniture catalog is more expensive at 200000 gold, placing it at number 5 on the list above the cellar and divorce.

  • @Zhellybelly
    @Zhellybelly 6 ปีที่แล้ว +264

    The Gold Clock does stop new trees from appearing - but it doesn't stop already existent trees from sprouting seeds around them.

    • @crickityllama6098
      @crickityllama6098 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Zhellybelly thank you!

    • @sophovot5079
      @sophovot5079 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      do trees ever appear out of nowhere like rocks and sticks do though? I thought they only sprouted from seeds, whether you have the clock or not

    • @Zaxlz
      @Zaxlz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      What about mushroom trees?

    • @LeksiW
      @LeksiW 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@sophovot5079 They drop seeds tho. Even if you build a 1 block barrier around a tree. You need to make it 2 blocks around the edge of your tree farm if you don't want new trees or seed drops. I personally like the clock b/c I like having fences on the farm. Personal pref.

  • @ThatGuy56098
    @ThatGuy56098 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Him:”the statues are not worth it”
    Also him: “ignore my 20 statues”

  • @trashlambo
    @trashlambo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    "Or just drink it"
    How'd you know about my Pam Personality Playthrough?

  • @21StaticXXSaint13
    @21StaticXXSaint13 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    The golden clock should accelerate crop growth and the speed at which things craft. I think that would justify it a bit more

  • @ozaninan
    @ozaninan 6 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    year 107 .wow.
    I wonder how many mothers in law thoose children saw

    • @ray2887
      @ray2887 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      And fathers in law

    • @nineteen1996
      @nineteen1996 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      the dove population skyrocketed

    • @cass6082
      @cass6082 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      *step-mothers, but yes many many step-parents

  • @collineagen7524
    @collineagen7524 5 ปีที่แล้ว +900

    He said get your wife out of your life, but to be gender neutral, get your spouse outta your house.

    • @haja441
      @haja441 5 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Oh fuck that gender shit.... just adjust urself.
      But good figure of speech. :P

    • @davestrider4973
      @davestrider4973 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Put that man meat on the sdv streets

    • @chocomitony
      @chocomitony 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      that rhyme broo

    • @joshuasingh5949
      @joshuasingh5949 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Stfu

    • @Pj-po7re
      @Pj-po7re 4 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      "Get your man off of your land."

  • @hallaloth3112
    @hallaloth3112 6 ปีที่แล้ว +670

    You forgot the Catalog at 200,000

    • @heroofdermwood
      @heroofdermwood 6 ปีที่แล้ว +148

      That probably falls into the 3 items he didn't want to cover. In general, it is useful if you like redecorating and want tons of furniture options. But that only covers a few cases. It provides no useful purpose towards playing the game at all.

    • @azuarc
      @azuarc 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      First thing I thought of

    • @toad7395
      @toad7395 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Hallaloth i bough it lol

    • @Michael-cz8pi
      @Michael-cz8pi 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Suki hehe me to, very useful, making 50.000 per day so I don't care 😉

    • @bradkirchhoff3751
      @bradkirchhoff3751 6 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Id argue its a big part of the gameplay. It adds immersion and a reason to make money. Without the furnishings thered really be no point in making money or upgrading the home.

  • @sleepyshark2088
    @sleepyshark2088 6 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    Hahahahaha Not only did I find $40 in change for AHiT but I also had $19 left in my account for Switch SV. Hohoho but that’s not all, I’m getting payed back from a friend, and they owe me just enough for Cuphead. MY PLAN HAS UNRAVELED PERFECTLY!!!

  • @Butterscotchgamer13
    @Butterscotchgamer13 6 ปีที่แล้ว +135

    I saw a mod that's called useful spouses they harvest crops for you and put them in the nearest empty chest or you can give them jobs to do I had a link some where but I for got where I put it I'll edit this if I find one

    • @akhmadgiandra357
      @akhmadgiandra357 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Hello papyrus!

    • @shakurasender5583
      @shakurasender5583 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      ButterScotchGamer never found it, huh?

    • @SUPANOVAMAX
      @SUPANOVAMAX 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      This is so sad Alexa play Despacito

    • @D0NTHEMAN
      @D0NTHEMAN 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      you there?

  • @carsonlyne6857
    @carsonlyne6857 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Im a little late to the party but I finally picked up Stardew! Im rewatching some of your videos for help!

  • @nganis
    @nganis 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    These are my go-to videos on my period. They make everything better

    • @mellow_mallow
      @mellow_mallow 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      nganis mine are Markiplier. I'm always hopped up on ibuprofen, so I love hearing that buttery voice.

    • @ray2887
      @ray2887 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same

    • @AstroHierarchy
      @AstroHierarchy 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@mellow_mallow that's cute

  • @lippoe
    @lippoe 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Great video! Thanks for the info. One thing to point out is that the cellar is not the only place you can put casks. You can put them anywhere in your house, they just probably look best in the cellar.

  • @joshp6061
    @joshp6061 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    This guy is low key hilarious, like actually dangerously funny

  • @QwixLF
    @QwixLF 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    That endless fortune statue gave me plate of spaghetti today.

  • @funcrunch
    @funcrunch 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Clams and coral are very easy to find in quantity on the beach in my experience. And earth crystals are fairly common on the early levels of the mines. Agree that the obelisks aren't really worth it though; especially if you drink coffee, you can walk to the beach and mountains quickly enough.
    The return sceptre isn't exactly an end-game item like the obelisks and the gold clock, but you do have to find quite a few items to donate to the museum before you get the key to unlock the sewers.

    • @MAJ0ROCEL0T
      @MAJ0ROCEL0T 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Pax Gethen I'd say the obelisks are worth it only if you have the return scepter. Have those 2 near your house and effectively you can move anywhere within 10 minutes game time. Warp home, immediately warp to the beach or the mountains. Fairly useful for crabpots, or fishing

    • @hugoharvez547
      @hugoharvez547 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      warp totems use the same functions as the obelisks anyways, except permanance

  • @randomnpc5066
    @randomnpc5066 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    You can use floor tiles (roads) around trees to keep them from spreading. I clear all natural trees off my farm then just grow rows of each tree for tappers and surround them with stone tiles so that I have a nice sidewalk to them all. I also do this with everything else on my farm, my fruit trees, my crop areas, the outside of the fences to my coup and barn, even my slime hutch.
    Once I even paved all the roads and patheways in town, and created a road from my farm to the town, and to every building, even the Adventurer Guild. That's when I discovered that frustratingly, there are some spaces around the steps in town where you can't place blocks.

  • @salamanderabuse6914
    @salamanderabuse6914 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    DF get a game on the Xbox called Slime Rancher. Theres so much exploration that you'll go crazy. Also you get to shoot chickens into the water so thats an added bonus.

  • @randalledwards529
    @randalledwards529 6 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    Sam make me pancakes so 50k and no more free pancakes. Not worth.

    • @navisakura7374
      @navisakura7374 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Bruh the other spouses give you wayyy better stuff than that

    • @greenlemons1321
      @greenlemons1321 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      My wife gives me bombs.....I’m concerned

  • @pintofbreyersnaturalvanill6241
    @pintofbreyersnaturalvanill6241 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I like how he calls Crobus a “little bald fellow”

  • @eldragoyt9992
    @eldragoyt9992 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    It’s so weird seeing your old videos, you improved a lot!

  • @Blutwind
    @Blutwind 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    You could say the water tower is more worth it than the mountain one simply by granting access to the beach on festival days inside the city

  • @HeyItsHoney_
    @HeyItsHoney_ 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Your videos are awesome!

  • @Robert-yn6ov
    @Robert-yn6ov 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    "it saves about 20 seconds"
    *Laughs in ginger island*

    • @justamudkip3026
      @justamudkip3026 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That’s why I want to get the Island and Desert Obelisks first

  • @jagheterfluff
    @jagheterfluff 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    A BIG Thank you for your videos. You are Great

  • @peytonmckenzie9095
    @peytonmckenzie9095 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    When he threw away the iridium bar my heart sunk...

    • @mumpy_gamey4314
      @mumpy_gamey4314 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      iridium bars a re worth less int he end game

  • @coleisahuman7207
    @coleisahuman7207 6 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    Earth crystals are so easy to get

    • @EquinoxTheGryph
      @EquinoxTheGryph 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      _whoosh_

    • @diegos5001
      @diegos5001 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      The thing is, this guy only use cheats, so he thinks its difficult to find some items

    • @xyellowcoffeexfatrat7923
      @xyellowcoffeexfatrat7923 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@diegos5001 If you actually watched him, you would know in completionist farm he could never find earth crystals AND the competionist lasted 53 episodes and you cant cheat in it.

  • @SlippyDippyLover
    @SlippyDippyLover 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    DF: “Earth crystals are so hard to get.”
    Me with millions of earth crystals: “wait what?”

  • @mitchellbonds766
    @mitchellbonds766 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    As of the 1.5 update, the Island obelisk is my favorite million-gold structure purchase.

  • @aunttonya2902
    @aunttonya2902 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Thank you! Very helpful video.

  • @smockboy
    @smockboy 6 ปีที่แล้ว +267

    Easily the least realistic thing about Stardew Valley is that a divorce only costs 50 grand, and even if you're male you get to keep the house and kids ...

    • @mariekeana
      @mariekeana 6 ปีที่แล้ว +123

      The least realistic thing is that all marriage candidates are bi.

    • @SirConto
      @SirConto 6 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Sounds reasonable enough, depending on the country,... yes there are some places where the property of both just gets split more or less down the middle among the spouses.
      But more commonly, there's a distinction between community property owned equally by both spouses (everything earned by work during the marriage by the couple) and separate property (the property they brought into the marriage from before or got as gifts or inheritance, etc.)
      The player there needs to have his house already upgraded at least once in order to marry - so that would definitely be his separate property by that standard. Other upgrades and accumulated wealth could be too, as long as they were earned before the marriage.
      Still, if you made for example a million during the marriage, you ought to lose at least half of that.
      As for the children, after the divorce most spouses go back to their one room apartments which is hardly an appropriate environment to raise children in. Not to mention a lot of them don't really have a job or only have some kind of a crappy part time job.
      Also those kids are totally worthless pieces of shit so your spouse probably actively argued in court that you should be the one to deal with them.

    • @arandombard1197
      @arandombard1197 6 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      A more realistic version is that the wife gets everything and you are forced to go live with Linus, even though you literally did all of the work.

    • @chrispham6599
      @chrispham6599 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I thought it was the fucking dinosaurs and LITERALLY EVERYTHING ELSE, but okay!

    • @phet1211
      @phet1211 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Then again the house is a gift from your father.

  • @MaKaBa65
    @MaKaBa65 6 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    You forgot the Furniture Catalog that costs 200,000g.

  • @meowmsmacadamia7026
    @meowmsmacadamia7026 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Desert obelisk is 100 percent worth not waiting for Pam to roll out of bed in the morning to drive you there.

  • @bairdl
    @bairdl 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I just bought the game for the switch and I am halfway through my first year. I’ve watched so many of your videos. Your hilarious and I love your content man. If I’m unsure what to do I start watching your videos and I’m right back at it, I love this game and thank you for being you.
    Ps. I got a dinosaur egg from using a hoe on worms mid summer. I couldn’t believe it.

  • @GSS1Sirius
    @GSS1Sirius 6 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    I'm playing this for the first time on the Switch and I can't make money for the love of me. I'm at the start of summer and I have absolutely nothing to show for it. I think I have around 1500 gold on me and not a single structure to my land. Everything in this game is so dang expensive!!! Everything you want always have five-figure costs!!

    • @moonlady3000
      @moonlady3000 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Have you been mining and foraging?

    • @metalmad
      @metalmad 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      This video really helped me out. th-cam.com/video/OwVJuEXT1XM/w-d-xo.html

    • @ryankl1984
      @ryankl1984 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Thats normal LOL

    • @justincalitz5754
      @justincalitz5754 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      You aren't far enough in to be making insane amounts of money... hopefully by fall of year one you have enough saved up to buy a shit ton of seeds to make as much as possible (spend all of your money on seeds if you have to, you'll earn it back quickly)

    • @ziljin
      @ziljin 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Justin Calitz I'm playing the game now on my channel. The key to making money is just planting lots of crops.

  • @tea.5376
    @tea.5376 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Imagine putting the beach obelisk in the beach

  • @NannyOggins
    @NannyOggins 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is so useful, I've been wondering how the heck to get an iridium bar for the wizard quest!

  • @Lex_Quinn
    @Lex_Quinn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I don’t know if this is a glitch but if you mine up a broken fence (I normally use stone) you get the fence back in full working order and you can place it down fixed

  • @taterinoplays
    @taterinoplays 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Furniture Catalogue? 200,000 gold lmfao

  • @nicholascotrupi8165
    @nicholascotrupi8165 6 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    He's wrong about the clock. Clearing the entire field each year in summer is the difference between being able to get a whole field plowed and planted in two days and not, which is the difference between one harvest and two, which is the difference of about 7.5 million gold. If youre an elite farmer, it is worth it, but most people have no idea what I'm talking about, including DF

    • @nicholascotrupi8165
      @nicholascotrupi8165 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Summer is the only season worth farming, because Starfruit is the only fruit worth planting, because it's the only Wine you can mass produce. Farming the other seasons is completely wasteful as far as real time to money ratio is concerned. So a golden clock goes a long way, preventing overgrowth, and wasting time every year.

    • @heroofdermwood
      @heroofdermwood 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      My year long Ancient Fruit farm would like to have a word with you.
      But if you really want to speed up planting in summer, you can always plow and water your field at the end of spring, then plant something cheap like parsnips and let them die on the first day of summer. Then all you have to do is scythe the dead plants and plant your new ones. I can plant my entire forest farm in under a day this way.

    • @sirtetris
      @sirtetris 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      E. Zachary Knight I'm pretty sure every elite farmer has ancient fruit in their greenhouse year long

    • @heroofdermwood
      @heroofdermwood 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      My whole farm is ancient fruit right now. I am making a ton of money each week from the harvest plus the wine I make.

    • @hugoharvez547
      @hugoharvez547 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      if summer is the only season worth farming, than why do sweet gem berries grow in fall and ancient fruit supposed to be planted in spring (to make the most out of harvests)
      And how will you complete the bundles
      Finally, if you want to lose the grange display with only starfruit and minerals, BE MY GUEST IF YOU HATE STARDROPS

  • @zoziebee7471
    @zoziebee7471 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    As always, thanks for making such great content.
    As always, Zoe

  • @daniellegorski185
    @daniellegorski185 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I'd like him to revisit this premise now that a few updates have happened and items and places have been added

  • @lexcreature7488
    @lexcreature7488 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Earth crystals are hard to find
    Me: *has 20 mayo makers* ... Wait really?

  • @dnddude9652
    @dnddude9652 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    “Earth Crystals are hard to find!”
    Uhh... when I find 3 in a casual, incomplete play-through, I doubt

  • @peytonsmith1105
    @peytonsmith1105 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    The ginger island and desert obelisks are actually pretty useful, but of course these are pretty new, especially since this video came out. But also with the new update, you need all the obelisks to get the statue of true perfection, which is a statue that gives you a prismatic shard a day.

  • @periclod1877
    @periclod1877 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    I was actually playing stardew valley on the switch while you were talking about it coming out

  • @TheReal4th
    @TheReal4th 6 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    i have the switch version, i can manage my farm on the go. Unfortunately, no mods.

    • @nanimator0
      @nanimator0 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Alfredo Venturina I don’t think so...

    • @CamilleonProductions
      @CamilleonProductions 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I don't mind the lack of mods. I like being forced to play the way you're meant to play, after I've finished I'll fire up my PC version and mod the crap out of it.

    • @TheReal4th
      @TheReal4th 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Nanimator
      what do you mean?

    • @lipe3717
      @lipe3717 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      I love it

    • @lexbeltran1354
      @lexbeltran1354 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      I have the Switch version as well. Can live without the mods.

  • @tungnguyenthanh4656
    @tungnguyenthanh4656 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I always love how he begin his video: Hellloo everyone

  • @user-lm4ui2zb7x
    @user-lm4ui2zb7x 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    this was a list for what to buy for me
    (after I discovered a duplication glitch and duplicate starfruit wine and have so much money that it can’t fit on the counter)

  • @cheyennesaikin2017
    @cheyennesaikin2017 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    AH! I FORGOT HOW AMAZING THIS CHANNEL IS!!

  • @Snephero
    @Snephero 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Year 107 are u crazy?

  • @amused7928
    @amused7928 6 ปีที่แล้ว +206

    Haley is number 1

    • @reedworsham5643
      @reedworsham5643 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      heck

    • @crow1535
      @crow1535 6 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      definitely not worth it.

    • @jarrish2040
      @jarrish2040 6 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      and no, she's not worth it.

    • @juicyjuice1363
      @juicyjuice1363 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Cmd56000 bdum tshh

    • @ZoruaHunter
      @ZoruaHunter 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Here's a little lesson of trickery

  • @eddielow498
    @eddielow498 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    5:10
    i laughed because he had to explode the grass!! :))))

  • @lucaherzog1816
    @lucaherzog1816 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    you are the best
    love your videos !

  • @Mostenire
    @Mostenire 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "An easy place to keep your children, and that is a cellar!"

  • @TeddyBear-je8rs
    @TeddyBear-je8rs 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    this guy is savage!

  • @EponaTrekka
    @EponaTrekka 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Maybe not for 10million gold but I grow trees on my farm for wood and grass for my animals, i would love to have my fences not decay and no debris on the farm in the beginning of a season. But i do love the idea of options you can toggle for what things to stop from showing up on the farm. we should message the creator that haha

    • @vincentchan7535
      @vincentchan7535 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Broken Throne Yes. An option to toggle on/off for Gold clock is really necessary.

  • @victorgabrielbuena
    @victorgabrielbuena 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Now your farm looks like an ancient time portal, two pillars representing the water, one for earth all for, surrounding time.

  • @emmaismyname8197
    @emmaismyname8197 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I keep my cellar how it was when I got it, and outlined the basement with statues of endless fortune (how did I get the money to buy about 45 kitty statues? whY cHEaTinG OBviOuSLy)

  • @goose9582
    @goose9582 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    The earth crystal was the first mineral I found...

    • @GodzillaFreak
      @GodzillaFreak 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It's only common at the start of the mines

  • @elenna1237
    @elenna1237 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    you can build a house for Pam and Penny after completing the community center, for 500,000. doesn't do much for you, i think, it's just if you enjoy the social part of the game

    • @fishkittywhiskers5433
      @fishkittywhiskers5433 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      and after that you can pay robin to make shortcuts throughout the map for 300000 gold

  • @LacheanApostate
    @LacheanApostate 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    I have them all (and all achievements) on my 1st (and only) save except for the clock. Took me 2 seasons to earn the scepter. Didn't want to spend years to get the clock. Ceasing to play that save now that I'm "done" also prevents walls from decaying.

  • @isabellasteele2697
    @isabellasteele2697 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I bought it on the Switch yesterday and although it's just as fun... if you're used to playing it on PC (like me), you may find the daily save times annoying (around 20 seconds) as well as using a controller to use tools. On Switch, it takes me 2 hours just to use the controller and slide my "mouse" to the quest exclamation point. :(

    • @Tam_Hawkins
      @Tam_Hawkins 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      use the "-" (minus) button to access your quests, it is faster and easier.

  • @poisonouscheesecake4343
    @poisonouscheesecake4343 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    “...A divorce! :D”

  • @VIRAL_DNA
    @VIRAL_DNA 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    I'm sure by now someone may have mentioned this but I will go ahead and say it anyways since I don't see any mention of it. The celler is NOT the only place you can place the casks (barrels).

  • @MattDesind
    @MattDesind 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    I got it for my switch and i'm so happy i have, i have already put half the amount of hours in to it as i did with zelda, and that took me much longer.

  • @Mzskjxyamada
    @Mzskjxyamada 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "It takes your wife, out of your life"
    Subbed

  • @keiganogrady7481
    @keiganogrady7481 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I feel like he's smiling throughout the whole video

  • @TheIhplodur
    @TheIhplodur 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I don´t know if achievements where the same in 2017, but the Water Obelisk is good if you want to catch some fish early in the morning.

  • @dustinbenzel8704
    @dustinbenzel8704 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    I'd argue that conditionally the obelisks would be worth it, if you're trying to go to a specific location for a specific reason, go to the beach so you have more time to reach Clint or Gunther before their locations close up, go the mountains before Robin closes up the carpenter shop.
    I feel like however those conditions don't really work end game (by the time you can afford them), I feel like it would be more worth it if you can change the mode of your return scepter to any warp location (mine), or hell get an upgraded scepter that allows you to warp anywhere you want by clicking on important location on the map, maybe then it would absolutely worth it.